New Year and Another Meltdown with KingCobraJFS

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6 ай бұрын

Live streamed on Jan 15th 2024
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@RealBoglimChronicles 6 ай бұрын

There were a few other little moments from this stream I didn't include. When it comes to these edits from a 5+ hour stream, I aim to keep them at the 40 min mark or under. So one or two things just didn't make it in. This one was a doozy to get through

@B3AUTYKILL3R 6 ай бұрын

The fact that you scrub through hours and hours of these is more than enough. Most other creators would dole it out in shorts, you’re killing it. TWU

@theChrist-P 6 ай бұрын

i couldnt stomach a 5+ hour stream of this, i appreciate you for these edits.

@beboppapadopoulos4158 6 ай бұрын

Hey man, don’t sweat it.. Your edits are easily the funniest. Adding the chat goes a long way.

@JasonLentz 6 ай бұрын

The only thing I can think of off the top of my head was him setting down his Wendy's drink in the kitchen and then complaining that he didn't get a drink less than a minute later.

@Vid_Master 6 ай бұрын

Honestly, you could make them longer. I listen to them while im working on projects and I like longer videos cause I dont have to keep changing to new videos

@curious1706 6 ай бұрын

Siri is easily one of the top 10 best cobra trolls

@benhubbell7525 6 ай бұрын

Right up their with Mr Canopener

@FunsizeFelicia13 6 ай бұрын

Homedad Clint is way up there

@catfiish8125 6 ай бұрын

this here is genetic mtn dew

@uhtred7860 6 ай бұрын

@@benhubbell7525Hell, anything that involves any sort of dexterity.

@jamessunderland7435 6 ай бұрын

@@FunsizeFelicia13Homedad Clint is my personal favourite!

@nca877 6 ай бұрын

MLK was black, Cobra is going to black out in MLK to show support. Cobes is all about solidarity dood

@stephen2224 6 ай бұрын

Do u remember the blm protests blacking out their pfp in support? This takes more dedication.

@HalfBackCrack 6 ай бұрын

TWU

@antonydrossos5719 6 ай бұрын

TMDWU

@mroctober3657 6 ай бұрын

Like MLK, Cobes too has a dream... of a new phone and ending his dry spell.

@Phone_got_cute_so_i_smash 6 ай бұрын

Smash racism ✊🏻✊🏿 Smash Phone 📱

@talkaboutwacky 6 ай бұрын

I'm so proud of Josh for sticking to his new years resolutions of not getting blackout drunk and not ordering doordash

@parisite99 6 ай бұрын

He’s really cleaned up his act. A model citizen you might say.

@ZhuDaoLong 6 ай бұрын

I would add cutting back on drinking, but honestly not even worth mentioning. Can't even remember the last time I saw Cobes drink

@TDOLLA 6 ай бұрын

don’t forget about controlling his temper

@squishysocks5517 5 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🍻

@DJLaZyI 5 ай бұрын

new year's resolutions get easier every year you do them :^)

@Primesinistergaming 6 ай бұрын

Giving him that much alcohol at once is an assassination attempt.

@unclesham5507 6 ай бұрын

Eventually he will discover or someone will send him a nice jar of mad honey. That will be the crescendo and it will be GLORIOUS!

@ballsthatclank 6 ай бұрын

A case of Everclear 190 proof is in order! See if Daddy Clint can ignore his son after an episode of alcohol poisoning!

@DragonTamer31K 5 ай бұрын

@@ballsthatclankClint will just blame us

@TheCatfishHunter 2 ай бұрын

Feeeeel my flow baby 😂😂❤

@TheCatfishHunter 2 ай бұрын

@@unclesham5507slammer one huh baby 😂🎉🎉

@thudrogers 6 ай бұрын

Imagine smashing your phone with metal rings on and wondering why it's broken.

@SOM_Archmage 6 ай бұрын

cobra magic barrier did not come in nicely

@blrolz3544 6 ай бұрын

With his stupid gawdy cyraxx rings lol

@sinjin8576 6 ай бұрын

Those ring aren't just a fashion accessory, they've absorbed so many nutrients from being worn during food hacks that Cobes can live off of them

@EricDeMilio 6 ай бұрын

Bro the screen was too weak don't trole

@CorpusCacus 6 ай бұрын

And then doing the same thing with a beer, and being equally confused by the results

@GODFATHER0666 6 ай бұрын

Incredible that he broke his phone BEFORE the four handles of vodka were door dashed to him

@thebogsofmordor7356 6 ай бұрын

Yep. Nobody's gonna hear from him for days & days. He would be so fucked if he broke his computer on his next black out drunk stream.

@chapogang1312 6 ай бұрын

Not handles technically lol

@coltonmason8290 6 ай бұрын

The fact that he truly believes that the person sending him all that vodka was doing so with good intentions is genuinely sad.

@danielplainview5085 6 ай бұрын

But still funny

@ItsBoyRed 6 ай бұрын

ah yes and the people sending him air duster just want to make sure his pc is super clean

@thebogsofmordor7356 6 ай бұрын

@@ItsBoyRed on a tangent here, but just imagine how much duster would actually be needed to clean his electronics.

@Danny___Riot 4 ай бұрын

I enjoyed it lol watching him get sad drunk and regarded was totally worth it.

@yeehaw3792 4 ай бұрын

The people sending it are objectively worse than him

@25lover25 6 ай бұрын

Props to him for narrating everything he does so that his blind viewers know

@bigdaddydons6241 6 ай бұрын

He's accommodating for cooltaste

@corafett 6 ай бұрын

me personally I listen to these like podcasts lolll

@BrookieCookie317 6 ай бұрын

Our inclusive king

@greyskywarren6028 6 ай бұрын

Yes, but unfortunately they can't see how incredibly smart he looks when he's punching the screen like a regarded caveman!😂

@TheUnbidden-StellarisEndgame 6 ай бұрын

TWU Toobz

@imwatchingvideoz 6 ай бұрын

Apparently every holiday is another meltdown, even the ones you don't expect.

@NewResistance 6 ай бұрын

Whenever thr Post Office closes he goes off.

@SHKEVE 6 ай бұрын

mark your calendars, feb 23rd is president’s day.

@nashzahm 6 ай бұрын

I can't wait for what he has cooking for valentines day

@alexmartin3143 6 ай бұрын

Just another MLK blackout party… He woulda wanted us to drink at home by ourself all day…

@Mehhhhhhhh 6 ай бұрын

I wonder why he can't manually put it on do not disturb. Can he just not read?

@DegenFakeJames 6 ай бұрын

If cobra himself says those farts smell, you know they’re other worldly

@foscogrubb 6 ай бұрын

Hes literally the only one forced to inhale his fumes but thinks its owning the troles to shart your pants

@JustaComment93 6 ай бұрын

Diet of canned fish. Cat food Big Macs. Mtn dew eggs. Fast food. Poop mead. Alcohol withdrawal. Those farts are probably what killed puff.

@NickyBlue99 6 ай бұрын

But he smells good!

@bravodeltamike1136 6 ай бұрын

Probably burnt a hole in the chair

@Valkyr33 6 ай бұрын

That's the smell of his insides rotting lol

@xxpatrick204xx 6 ай бұрын

His oppositional defiance disorder has gotten so bad he won't even listen to himself

@rogerwilco1777 6 ай бұрын

better not brush them teeth boy

@shawnbass-ig2bv 6 ай бұрын

Pudding head at this point although I don't think there's very much pudding left either

@AsymptoteInverse 2 ай бұрын

@@shawnbass-ig2bv The pudding definitely has that weird wrinkly skin on it, too.

@bossmantyrrells1596 6 ай бұрын

the fact this man can't just put his phone on silence will baffle me until the day i die

@hillarybanks92 6 ай бұрын

Or put it in airplane mode 😂

@EuroRhodes 6 ай бұрын

@@hillarybanks92 In a previous video he did put it on airplane mode but then it wouldn't connect to the internet. It seems he does not use home WiFi for the phone.

@fahr 4 ай бұрын

I think it's bizarre he chose one of the most obnoxious notification sounds for his phone and then gets mad when it goes off and is obnoxious

@Octavius_bobcat 6 ай бұрын

The beer exploding on him was impeccable timing.

@mroctober3657 6 ай бұрын

God trolling him hard with that timing.

@Shambley1 6 ай бұрын

As soon as he punched it I was like a kid at Christmas waiting for him to crack it.

@nomenclature7662 6 ай бұрын

He really shook it up and punched it for ten minutes. Then proceeded to get surprised/angry when it exploded 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@liamr6672 6 ай бұрын

Man, it's just a matter of time before he un alives himself on Livestream.

@leonhawkins1955 6 ай бұрын

Lmao I wish we had time stamps

@coleozaeta6344 6 ай бұрын

This coming Valentimes is gonna be nuclear.

@jvcpaints 6 ай бұрын

DEFCON 1 TWMDU

@rogerwilco1777 6 ай бұрын

hes gonna need at-least 5 handles of the cheapest vodka you can buy

@NickyBlue99 6 ай бұрын

It will be glorious

@tabletofridge2449 3 ай бұрын

Well it was a mess! I’m here after the Jessica valentines situation 😂

@jackknife593 6 ай бұрын

I love when clint was like "Well why do you think he drinks?!" Implying its the trolls fault. Same reason he smokes, Clint! Just to rebel against you, and he said so himself.

@kriskartoon5435 6 ай бұрын

Facts

@Sixfootdig 6 ай бұрын

💯 I hope somewhere inside Clint's head he knows the trolls are only a very small part of the problem

@deengew 6 ай бұрын

Favorite part about that was when josh responded ‘because i like it?’ snottily when Clint was charitably making an excuse for him. Dude is so bad at social interaction, no wonder none of his loser friends are around any more.

@lowendassassin 6 ай бұрын

He’s not his little boy anymore. Just like the song

@JoeH-vr5kt 6 ай бұрын

Clint is his biggest troll 😂

@StraightestDakregor 6 ай бұрын

I'm not a cobraholic, I only watch him in my free time, when I'm happy, when I'm sad, during work hours, it makes me be late for meetings with my friends, my family scorns me for watching his videos at gatherings and I neglect things like my chores and hygiene to watch more. But an actual cobraholic wouldn't admit they have a problem, I'm a functional cobraholic working on it toobz

@danielplainview5085 6 ай бұрын

Thats the thing of it... Knowwhatimsayin?

@skipnasty8057 6 ай бұрын

I'm over here like, tmdwu

@jn1211 6 ай бұрын

TMDWU

@SessmaruKusanagiGaming 6 ай бұрын

TMDWU TOOBZ.

@BrokenCDprodux 6 ай бұрын

I'm cutting back so I wait until 5 to watch his videos

@apr2047 6 ай бұрын

When you accidentally break your phone by repeatedly punching it

@shawnbass-ig2bv 6 ай бұрын

Oh well it is what it is toobz, maybe it shouldn't have tried being cute

@punishedmatteson7108 6 ай бұрын

As an alcoholic, normally you'd just pee on it tmdwu

@jtdubs828 6 ай бұрын

2 broken phones just since Christmas 🎄 😂

@Larannis 6 ай бұрын

I love he blames every thing else after he toddler raged and broke another phone

@Philamosity 6 ай бұрын

He's such a bum dude...a selfish, delusional, regarded bum at that. It's wild

@jtdubs828 6 ай бұрын

@@LarannisThat poor bastard phone had its whole life ahead of it.

@Roy-eu1gq 6 ай бұрын

@jtdubs828 then it should have listened, didn't it? Just like puffers. He didn't listen, so cobe had to set him straight. To bad they don't make lizards as tough as they used to...

@wutarrwedoin 6 ай бұрын

The cancer/aids crying breakdown was not on my bingo card.

@robertschak2546 4 ай бұрын

I felt that tho. At least he has something resembling empathy and compassion

@FreakyFriday4Phaggs 3 ай бұрын

Empathy schmempathy. I can't imagine it's anything more than a Child having an extra Tantrum/Layer comparing his life to other's. - If anyone Dying or halfDead actually saw him, they Would Loathe him for *Wasting* such a life to get Boozed on camera and Neglect the Urgency of truly "Living."

@Spoodlewok Ай бұрын

@@robertschak2546 it's a performative drunken expression for him to feel like he's a sympathetic celebrity. he does not cry for aids patients when he's sober with the cameras off

@SlyPstmn 6 ай бұрын

I decided to better myself and stop drinking completely after seeing the 2023 mega melt down. Admittedly, I have found the call of the drink a bit stronger during this long month. These videos are a perfect reminder of why I need to give it up. TMDWU Boglim C.

@troleslayer7221 6 ай бұрын

you got this brotha, you have a whole legion of sober cobro's (and gothic fan girls) rooting for you

@The-Khandor-of-Kalakuta 6 ай бұрын

keep at it. I'm close to 2 years and I'm only better for it

@crystalpapers6590 5 ай бұрын

Seeing cobes like this reminds me of how low booze brought me. We got this man, TMDWTFIU

@thebugonjoshschair Ай бұрын

September 19th will be 5 years since I got off the liquor and brother it only gets better, best of luck🙏🏻🐍

@GrimThunder 6 ай бұрын

Every time I see him do that deer in headlights look, I imagine him solving complex bogrithmatics

@Arahsure 6 ай бұрын

That's no deer in the headlights look my friend,we might see a bit of movement...it's a "thousand yard stare" from those Manson lamps of his..lol.

@randomcrandom 6 ай бұрын

10+15=......

@Arahsure 6 ай бұрын

@@randomcrandom Ahh...the time the calculator got brought out for that was funny 🤣

@brandons5842 6 ай бұрын

He's sorting dialogue options in his head

@uhtred7860 6 ай бұрын

Math, spelling and anything involving any sort of dexterity, eg can openers, plastic bags etc, and you know jorsh is going to struggle.😂

@MrArgus11111 6 ай бұрын

I love how he seems angry that his phone makes "awooga" noises when that is the sound he went out of his way to pick himself for notifications. The phone is inflicting the awful sound of classic car horns on Cobra BECAUSE IT IS TRYING TO BE CUTE

@ItsBoyRed 6 ай бұрын

shouldnta went against the grain toobz

@xX-420_NOSCOPE-Xx 6 ай бұрын

Awooooooga

@gilgosseyn6602 6 ай бұрын

Cobes sneezes/coughs/etc always come on him like it would a small puppy or an infant... he's extremely confused and traumatized each time it happens like he's never experienced it before

@johnnyglass821 6 ай бұрын

This vodka arc is going to be biblical

@theweedusama 6 ай бұрын

Amen toobz

@Larannis 6 ай бұрын

He will use all that vodka to spike his "mead"

@HRM.H 6 ай бұрын

That vodka gonna be gone in 2 weeks.

@kronictonic 6 ай бұрын

That phone went against the grain. Luckily he can sit there and sulk until someone gives him another one for free

@rogerwilco1777 6 ай бұрын

.. but he doesnt expect anyone to replace it, hes gonna buy it himself.. (with all the E-Begging money he gets at the end of the month)

@shawnbass-ig2bv 6 ай бұрын

He doesn't expect anyone to help him replace it, but its much preshiated trole

@heviemettle9991 6 ай бұрын

You know he punched puff like he punched his phone

@stephen2224 6 ай бұрын

He snapped that lizard in half like his crusty hat

@_Sadderall 6 ай бұрын

puff shouldnt have acted so cute its his fault doodt

@DioBrandoWRYYYYYY 6 ай бұрын

no trolle he went the way of Lemmywinks

@Lilmissdangerous 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@P12ooF 6 ай бұрын

"Lizard shouldn't have been talking shit. Thats definitely not whats up...."

@Ki-ex2wu 6 ай бұрын

i admit i shouldn't have lost my temper but bearded dragons aren't supposed to break that easily dude

@averythehawk 6 ай бұрын

5 hrs in 40 minutes, praise Boglim Chronicles magic

@hpdeskjet3611 6 ай бұрын

It truly is wild how he's the worlds biggest ozzy fan and yet knows about 4 words of every song.

@Granted777 6 ай бұрын

You do know he’s regarded, right?

@Britcherbrianjr 6 ай бұрын

He doesn’t know the lyrics to any of his own 100 songs either

@DBZ96587 6 ай бұрын

@@tokeshedlmao he barely managed 7. He cited a cover and a Black Sabbath song then gave up.

@Curt_Kobain 6 ай бұрын

Holy crap I watched about an hour of this loop fest. He definitely needs some mental help.

@Lilmissdangerous 6 ай бұрын

LMFAO

@BlondeMcGuinn 6 ай бұрын

I dig how Josh repeatedly mentions that his fans don’t have to replace his phone. It’s so subtle. He is definitely not dropping hints.

@BG-yz7hh 5 ай бұрын

Him doing it while nodding out was just the icing on top.

@Wolfie97828 6 ай бұрын

I love how it doesn’t even occur to Josh that the people knocking at his door might be his neighbours tryna tell him to stfu

@rogerwilco1777 6 ай бұрын

Clint should be forced to rent out the apts next to and above/below him

@coltonwilkie241 6 ай бұрын

His neighbours would never do that because they know about his dark magic powers and what happens to those who oppose him.

@BaKaNOSensei 6 ай бұрын

Wears rings, punches phone numerous times, and wonders how it broke so easy. 🤦🏽Bruh! 😂

@REfan2002 6 ай бұрын

I guess we know what happened to Puffers now.

@BaKaNOSensei 6 ай бұрын

@REfan2002 right, but also he probably made a wand outta PUFF.... 🦎RIP puff

@SpentLast 6 ай бұрын

It is what it is toobz

@REfan2002 6 ай бұрын

@@BaKaNOSensei #RipPuffers man. Gone too soon.

@AdminAbuse 6 ай бұрын

I genuinely believe he actively killed Puff in a rage fit

@thestraydog 6 ай бұрын

I wonder how Clint is gonna spin the story of smashing his phone to be the troles fault...

@jeffweber7043 6 ай бұрын

If you were bullied as much as him geez I wonder why he breaks f’n phones!! Clunt soon to be comment lol

@BrownEyePinch 6 ай бұрын

Steve Jobs ghost did it

@SlitWristMisfit_ 6 ай бұрын

He needs one of those little kid phones that has the rubber protectors permanently built in.

@Phone_got_cute_so_i_smash 6 ай бұрын

And Jorsh will undermind it with his comments "no I just have a bad temper dad"

@iLikeMyOwnPosts 6 ай бұрын

Isn't that a brand new phone!?!?

@FunsizeFelicia13 6 ай бұрын

Not alcohol = troles Alcohol = fans Yeah that sounds about right for cobra logic

@lorenpingle5350 6 ай бұрын

His brain is so fried from his constant need for instant gratification because “life hard, me blame trolls for everything.” Clint doomed him.

@dan2thek653 6 ай бұрын

this stream had it all. Broken phones, rage screaming, sick vocal matching, drunk delusions and crying to end it all. This truly is the reason he is the KING OF BOGS

@busterscrungus9544 6 ай бұрын

It was amazing to watch peanut head smash his phone with those big ass rings live

@crystalsliife 6 ай бұрын

He’s acting surprised that it smashed too

@SuperStrik9 6 ай бұрын

Peanut head 😆

@uhtred7860 6 ай бұрын

And of course he shoves the broken phone right up to the camera “look what happen! It broken..look” like a true regard.

@rogerwilco1777 6 ай бұрын

..It wasnt the 1lb Hot Topic ring.. it was the websites fault for purposely selling Jorsh an easily breakable phone

@AlphaKnight-hg2jq 6 ай бұрын

I will never understand people who would rather shout at their phone for a minute instead of just going into the menus

@Philamosity 6 ай бұрын

They do it for our enjoyment my guy....they just don't know it 😂

@MrJakeepoo0735 6 ай бұрын

Legit my dad lol

@Phone_got_cute_so_i_smash 6 ай бұрын

He's uh regarded and drunk dood

@toddtherodgod1867 6 ай бұрын

"ciri, put in do not distoorb...." ... ... ... *AWOOOOOOOGAA*

@Valkyr33 6 ай бұрын

Even his phone needs a helmet.

@spyder6423 6 ай бұрын

The next documentary should be Clint and Josh sitting down together watching this enjoying a beer.

@thebogsofmordor7356 6 ай бұрын

A live stream family reaction from Clint's studio.

@rogerwilco1777 6 ай бұрын

Beer? You mean a tall glass of Cookie, Butter, Jalapeno, Banana, Dorito Mead

@theenlightenedmisterpeabod1515 6 ай бұрын

Dude has owned more phones in 4 years than I have in 10

@commanderbarbie2550 6 ай бұрын

Ozzy will live longer then his biggest fan.

@tylermartelle7041 6 ай бұрын

Cobes: Smashes phone 38 times with a 3 lbs ring fit for a KING Also Cobes: These phones break too easy TMDWU!!!!!

@BrownEyePinch 6 ай бұрын

Clinty to the rescue

@Rezplz 6 ай бұрын

TMDNWU*

@Modest_classy_Queen 6 ай бұрын

Pls tell me what “TMDWU”means I’ve been wondering since I found this channel

@SessmaruKusanagiGaming 6 ай бұрын

@@Modest_classy_Queen Welcome to the Cobraverse. Please feel free to laugh at the poop. Never touch the poop or buddy troll the poop. TWU: That's What's Up TNWU: That's Not What's Up TMDWU: That's Most Definitely What's Up TMDNWU: That's Most Definitely NOT What's Up TMDWIUT: That's Most Definitely What Is Up, Toobz.

@Modest_classy_Queen 6 ай бұрын

@@SessmaruKusanagiGaming 😂 thank you so much for explaining that to me

@dcd7823 6 ай бұрын

Definitely normal behavior for a 32 year old, and not the behavior of an absolute SICKO

@shawnbass-ig2bv 6 ай бұрын

Cobes is a closeted sicko, he's the biggest sicko of them all he'll just never admit it

@mc5967 4 ай бұрын

You realize he's not all there mentally, right?

@shawnbass-ig2bv 4 ай бұрын

@@mc5967 we're all well aware of that yes lol

@davedeluca5353 4 ай бұрын

Just because he is a regard, doesn't give him a pass to act like a sicko, creep, so it's OK he stalked those poor girls, he never takes accountability for anything just hides behind being a regard, but gets offended when he is called one

@LuciferAlmighty 2 ай бұрын

@@mc5967he's still a sicko..

@deathbunny3048 6 ай бұрын

Just imagine those screams echoing throughout the halls of his building non-stop at any hour of any day for any reason XD

@neildiamondcuttr 6 ай бұрын

If he put the wood chips down in front of his chair he wouldn’t have to get up to pee AND he’d own the trolls

@GoogleAids 6 ай бұрын

"Great, now it won't even answer my calls" Not answering a call is exactly how we got here cobes

@lukeempty3386 6 ай бұрын

"The trolls, i mean the fans....whatever" closest hes gotten to the reality

@talkaboutwacky 6 ай бұрын

He was more upset about breaking his phone then Puff escaping his apartment/sat on

@NASkeywest 6 ай бұрын

He killed Puff 100%.

@Hap_Shaughessy 6 ай бұрын

Like Edgar Allan poe. While i nodded, nearly napping suddenly there came a tapping, as of some one gently rapping, rapping on my chamber door , "tis some visitor," i muttered if it's paid for leave it at my door.

@bennygohome4576 6 ай бұрын

Lmao

@monsters_are_human 4 ай бұрын

Genius 😂.

@NewMexico1912 6 ай бұрын

He has the dexterity of a cerebral palsy patient

@Necrosym13 6 ай бұрын

As someone with cerebral palsy. It's an apt comparison.

@uhtred7860 6 ай бұрын

Anything that involves dexterity, and josh has a fight on his hands, even the simple act of removing items from a paper back seems a struggle, he has to rip the bag apart in order to get at them. I still remember his epic battles with can openers and cigarette rolling machines, he never did master them.

@NewMexico1912 6 ай бұрын

@@uhtred7860 I feel it’s something that has come later in life. Most likely from all the inhalants he’s consumed, from spray paint, to duster, and whatever other cheap/free high he can find. Who know what kind of self inflected neurological disorders he’s creating. It started with “eating the burgers like an apple”, and seems to have progressed from there

@uhtred7860 6 ай бұрын

@@NewMexico1912 I think its part of his regardation, like his math and spelling. He's always struggled with can openers, having said that i bet its gotten worse since he has been hitting the booze a lot worse.

@thebogsofmordor7356 6 ай бұрын

@@uhtred7860 12.7 μm thickness plastic is Cobra's arch enemy.

@platty9237 6 ай бұрын

His attitude did a 180 as soon as that vodka showed up.

@itzurreaper 6 ай бұрын

when this boglim said "accidently" smashed his phone I nearly spat my coffee out LOL

@zambonijones350 6 ай бұрын

I can't stop laughing at the "sneezes like a sneak attack" comment. How did I never notice that? There's never a build up. Just BOOM. Could you imagine sneezing all of the time without build up?

@dbensdrawinvids8390 6 ай бұрын

Liquor sneezes.

@Arahsure 6 ай бұрын

@@dbensdrawinvids8390 Yup. Plus the fact he lives in filth and the dust must be unreal

@JoeysKat1127 6 ай бұрын

He's allergic to behaving maturely, happens EVERY TIME.

@alexmartin3143 6 ай бұрын

Looks like pseudo-bulber withdrawal type stuff…

@NASkeywest 6 ай бұрын

He is just too lazy to respond or cover his mouth.

@HalfBackCrack 6 ай бұрын

Now that's a productive member of society.

@nickof93 6 ай бұрын

Sending him 4 half gallons of vodka is like sending him a tied noose. I'll surely miss his antics and profoundly bizarre content

@billykidman2091 6 ай бұрын

Most people don't hang a rope 5 times a week for their entire 20s and going on 30's lmao.

@nickof93 6 ай бұрын

@@billykidman2091 5 days a week is only a recent thing. He could never afford that prior dood

@nikebellend 6 ай бұрын

"I'm a lot smarter than people give Me credit for." Yells at Siri to turn on airplane mode, because He's too regarded to manually turn off his notification sound.

@themancalledx1342 6 ай бұрын

Clunt, put your regard in an institution.

@MrBobchat 6 ай бұрын

Clunt is at least half of why Cobes is like he is. Terrible parent

@jumanjijoe9198 6 ай бұрын

Papa Boglim will never take any responsibility for his son. He had new kids with his second wife and pretty much just hopes Cobes will dissappear.

@user-fr4vc9rm8r 6 ай бұрын

Agree he needs constant and direct supervision or he will f### up!!!!!

@Burger_pants 6 ай бұрын

@@user-fr4vc9rm8r why should clint take on that responsibility? He didn't drink when he was pregnant, at the end of the day Josh is an adult and he would have so much support from his family if he wasn't such a horrid human being.

@coolcobracommand 6 ай бұрын

Its Very Alarming how Obsessed with A.R. he is. She might have grounds for restraining orders. Its creepy as hell. Sicko Thoughts creep out when he drinks.

@boomstickmick5652 6 ай бұрын

I'm getting so tired of losing MY FUCKING TEMPER!!!

@shawnbass-ig2bv 6 ай бұрын

IM SICK OF IT!!

@adolfolerito6744 6 ай бұрын

*punches phone screen with metal rings multiple times and breaks it* “ThiS CoMpAnY ShOuLdNt MaKe PhOneS sO ChEap GODDAMNIT!!!”

@AxleDoomrod 6 ай бұрын

This is a true undevided chaos champion, blessed by all four gods. Wrath of Khorn Perversion of Slaanesh Stink of Nurgle Autism of Tzeentch

@Zsigmund 6 ай бұрын

Cobes needs a Nokia

@blondshadow9451 6 ай бұрын

he'd punch it and break his hand

@richbaboon9345 6 ай бұрын

@@blondshadow9451his fingie was already heavily bandaged

@justanotherthrowaway6136 6 ай бұрын

“Normally when I punch my phone it doesn’t break” - jorf

@darkatdawn1 6 ай бұрын

I love how he mumbles to the music and thinks that is his voice playing in the headphones.

@RyanTheRhed 6 ай бұрын

Wears the biggest ring imaginable, *shocked that the phone breaks so "easy"*. Absolutely bonkers.

@T3t4nu5 6 ай бұрын

Had the nerve to blame the refurbishers for doing a poor job on it.

@Tomtenthemech 6 ай бұрын

Its almost as if....the BOY is regarded

@baycity7854 6 ай бұрын

ABsOluTeLY iMpEcCaBLe 🤌

@grape_soduh 6 ай бұрын

bros upset that his bottom of the barrel prepaid phone cant handle being punched over and over again with a heavy ass ring

@JonLippy1 6 ай бұрын

This is exactly what MLK fought for! Respect!

@pacodibolo 6 ай бұрын

"I'm so tired of LOSING MY FUCKING TEMPER!", said the child as he threw a tantrum.

@Deadrum 6 ай бұрын

“Ol’ peanut head screwing up like usual’’ I have no idea why that comment is so funny to me

@s.s.9805 6 ай бұрын

It reminds me of something an old black blues guitarist would say.

@loganmyall660 6 ай бұрын

I like the bit where he hits his cellphone until it breaks, hits it because it's broken, which somehow does what he wants, then hits it because the phone stopped playing music like he wanted.

@B.belcher 6 ай бұрын

Shout-out to whoever spammed his phone until he broke it. Then he blames the phone and himself. Another W for our gothic bad boy 🎉

@tiltedjay4803 6 ай бұрын

Imagine hearing this dude next door laughing like the joker and randomly screaming "yEaH!!!" Absolute bogtard

@ConsciusVeritasVids 6 ай бұрын

Cobra isn't ready to fall down the conspiracy rabbit hole of why cellphone screens aren't built to take the full force of a pewter Hot Topic ring.

@jaechillin6186 6 ай бұрын

I love how he thinks those 4 bottles were a nice gesture

@a2thak1981 6 ай бұрын

I wonder how many times he beat puff for shitting the bed?

@achimschmalz672 5 ай бұрын

Who's that?

@GameWalkthroughUK 6 ай бұрын

Cobra - punches phone with a metal ring multiple times and breaks the screen. Phone breaks. Also Cobra - “how could this happen”

@matthiasthulman4058 6 ай бұрын

Surprised Bogachu face

@jessmartinez539 6 ай бұрын

The chapters made it feel like an episode of Frasier. Love it.

@bertperkins7 6 ай бұрын

Nailed it. Cobra has left the building.

@poxylandgamesers959 6 ай бұрын

He really is losing all of his last smashed brain cells

@maltadevnull 6 ай бұрын

He's the last person who should use duster and alcohol. TwU.

@poxylandgamesers959 6 ай бұрын

The short video he made the day after, he looked so drained and ill@@maltadevnull

@Roy-eu1gq 6 ай бұрын

Nah, he smarts enough for doster and boose, stop trooling dood

@shawnbass-ig2bv 6 ай бұрын

His brain cells died a long time ago my dude there only pudding left

@MillywiggZ 6 ай бұрын

I know I’ve said it before but shout outs to yourself cleaning up the audio. As time goes on Cobra gets quieter and visually smaller somehow slumping in that chair. Like he’s falling into a black hole hahaa!

@mroctober3657 6 ай бұрын

The chair is getting bloated from all the spilled beer.

@amoniousbt1110 6 ай бұрын

Sends him enough vodka to od on. "Man someone really cares about me toobz."

@danielplainview5085 6 ай бұрын

😂 natural selection

@anons000 6 ай бұрын

I cannot believe cobra still doesn’t know how to mute, put in airplane mode, or even just turn off his damn phone while he’s streaming. Literally every single thing he does has to be as regarded as possible. Even the message sound is the most annoying sound ever.

@Ole_CornPop 6 ай бұрын

He only knows Siri, ots actually easier doing it manually. 😂

@AsymptoteInverse 2 ай бұрын

He's needlessly stubborn about so, so many things.

@nca877 6 ай бұрын

I’m not gonna expect anyone to replace it… but if you do it’s greatly appreciated toobs

@Roy-eu1gq 6 ай бұрын

If only he cried as much about puff as he did over that phone that he smashed (just like puff)

@exoticlegend558 6 ай бұрын

Regard blames the phone company for him smashing his phone. TMDNWU

@deathbunny3048 6 ай бұрын

Iphones are very bad at taking BRUTAL BATTERINGS ya know XD What TRASH XD

@Larannis 6 ай бұрын

@@deathbunny3048 yeah! How dare they make a glass screen that can't withstand some regard hitting it with his tard rage while wearing big ole dollar store rings. TWU

@deathbunny3048 6 ай бұрын

@@Larannis We should call all the apple STORE.... in casper!!! And tell em!!! Neglectful design damn it!!!! XD

@GoodNYou212 6 ай бұрын

I SOOOOO wish I had his addy.. I would have sent him a fisher- price phone!😂😅

@GertrudePerkins 6 ай бұрын

He'd break that too!

@videogamebeer8400 6 ай бұрын

First he would use it to try order a pizza

@Unholy_Mango 6 ай бұрын

I'm so curious what he hears when he's "singing", especially when it's literally just him making weird noise because he doesn't know the words

@hedwigugla8836 6 ай бұрын

I'm done with drinking ever, I swear, I can't stand ever being like this, not even once! I couldn't imagine doing this every single day...

@P12ooF 6 ай бұрын

Yea but no normal person is this functioning. You would be passed out. This guy drinks all day everyday and is used to it.... if you drank as much as he did you would probabaly die unless you have years of conditioning...

@Squanklor 6 ай бұрын

I think you'll be fine with a couple beers if you skip the duster and trench mouth

@BleuSkiddew 6 ай бұрын

That is most definitely what is up, dood!!

@tylergaye5457 6 ай бұрын

You have to start out pretty regarded to drink yourself to this point. A regular person on a 10-year black out bender would still seem like a put-together, successful, genius next to Cobes.

@daviddavidson9867 6 ай бұрын

Never compromise on quality. If a stream needs time in the oven take as long as you need cause these videos are golden every single time.

@billy2807 6 ай бұрын

"Hey Siri. Put phone on do not distur-" AAAYOOOOGAH! *chef's kiss*

@TDOLLA 6 ай бұрын

holy shit, this is the hardest I have laughed in awhile at Cobes. When he went into that tearful monologue and his voice started to change I fucking lost it. Praise Cobra’s Magic

@tacticalsoapfren4855 6 ай бұрын

I love that you're showing the pay pig members of the chat. Imagine giving anything to the boglim. TMDNWUYT

@JASTHEGEWS 6 ай бұрын

Im startinf to get the impression that there is something wrong with this boy

@Nomad 6 ай бұрын

I would have been so appreciative for those nuggets.

@OldieWan 6 ай бұрын

He really is an ungrateful grown toddler.

@elbotravels1428 6 ай бұрын

He doesn't work to pay for anything, so he doesn't care about breaking his phone

@mroctober3657 6 ай бұрын

His method of fixing phones leaves a lot to be desired.

@Roy-eu1gq 6 ай бұрын

I see a new job for him. He can work at a phone fixing shop. Me: hi there, my phone got a bit of a broken charger stuck in it and I can't get it out. Josh: SURE THING BUD, THAT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME, THATS WHATS UP. GIVE IT TO ME AND I WILL FIX IT Josh: SORRY DOOD, TRIED TO FIX IT BUT THEY MAKE THESE PHONES SO WEAK NOW. HAVE A GREAT DAY MY DOOD

@bothatguyyoudontknow 6 ай бұрын

Nice to see he cut back on the drinking

@elainewalls1965 6 ай бұрын

After a long night at work, nothing is better than a new BC video.

@shisuiuchiha4948 6 ай бұрын

Forreal I've been waiting for work to end to watch this masterpiece

@IchiEyes 6 ай бұрын

16:26 I'm genuinely baffled that the Boglim has become aware of planned obsolescence

@alexm4505 6 ай бұрын

Woah cobes crying was a change of pace. What a rollercoaster

@MrLive2die 6 ай бұрын

4 bottles of vodka… are you trying to kill him?

@mikem5820 6 ай бұрын

A mercy.

@imdaprophet 6 ай бұрын

Hopefully live on stream too

@vinniebones4322 6 ай бұрын

Go out with a bang I guess; Freshman's too, a name that says, quality.

@homerhat420 6 ай бұрын

God bless whoever was calling Cobra during the stream😂

@GertrudePerkins 6 ай бұрын

As somebody with diagnosed Autism and anger mismanagement, I cannot bare to watch Cobes because it feels like I am watching myself sometimes! However, in my defence, I do have a few qualifications and a full-time job, I have had a shit-load of psychotherapy and anger management, I am teetoal (don't drink, don't smoke, etc.). And after my Autism diagnosis I was determined not to use it as an excuse for bad behaviour. I guess you could say Cobes is what I could have become like. So I find it uncomfortable to watch. I kinda feel sorry for him because I have a diagnosis of Autism and have had anger mismanagement problems. However, he is doing bugger all to help himself.

@FreakyFriday4Phaggs 6 ай бұрын

🎉🎉Props 🎉🎉 brother. At times of intensity like this, it's So Good to have friends + Clan Telling you the Truth of matters. Instead of blowing smoke up Our Asses, inflating our Derringer Sized Head.

@azforu29 6 ай бұрын

When I play video games, for some reason I get uncontrollably mad. Like hit myself repeatedly mad. Still. And I'm 43. But nothing else makes me like that. It's the I'm a failure at this too, great" I think.

@goldguy4185 6 ай бұрын

@@azforu29 That and losing shit makes me sperg out lol

@Unquestionable 6 ай бұрын

I guess Clint was right, none of this is ever Josh's fault as you can clearly see the trolls sneaking into his place to break his phone and make him screech incoherently. If only we left the boy alone he would be a real go getter, out there scoring something bigger than pills he gets from Walt and Angie. But things are looking bright with Jessica clearly loving him for who he is, no way could it be yet another grift where she takes donations for a trip that will never happen.

@maltadevnull 6 ай бұрын

I've not been keeping up, what's the deal with Walt and Angie and what kind of pills? I hope it's not benzos or he's gonna derail completely

@NickyBlue99 6 ай бұрын

@@maltadevnullViagra for when he creeps on LN.

@maltadevnull 6 ай бұрын

@@NickyBlue99 🤢

@renn200 6 ай бұрын

Clint will rationalize it bc on one of the subs a troll takes credit for making him smash it. They posted a screenshot of all the calls they made. 🙄 Kinda gives cobes a get out of jail free card imo Cobes doesn’t need any help to break phones lol. But Clint will still do some mental gymnastics to where it’s not cobes fault.

@Burger_pants 6 ай бұрын

@@renn200 the trolls gave him the booze/money for the booze. So technically YES it is their fault. I'm autistic but even I can see that Josh needs to be in a home, I knew a girl like him, she was sweet but had she ever gotten into drugs or booze I could see her being like josh. Last time I saw her she invited me over without telling me she was in a home, very awkward.