I hope she still has her job. I want that special tour!

Brilliant, Ah who cares, no one was hurt and the entertainment value was epic. The Netherlands is a wonderful country with lovely people.

Can't find this kind of entertainment except in a comedy club.

At 1:18 she didnt say ''out of the way'', but she said "i'm going past you"

your wife was hillarious,she made me laugh for ages.

the brick wall part was halarious! Hay Ruffy, the fact that you stayed there and risk your life in order to record this great video makes you a great man!

dude excelent!! im also a skipper in the canals of amsterdam, i always cross her, thank god she never crash me.

Thanks mate!!!!! 5***** Its not only that she is clumsy; its the way you tease her that makes the video a piece of art!

This poor lady doesn't seem to realize that it takes time for a boat that long to come around. She gets impatient, then cranks the wheel more and more. Then, when the boat finally does come around, she has over corrected grossly. Now, she does the same thing again, trying to correct her over correction. *sigh* It could be worse, I guess. She could be trying to drive a semi.

you guys are awesome sports lol!!! i think you two actually benefited from your skipper's tour!

Great video! I was laughing my arse off. Loved how the two of you just laughed and went along for the ride....well done my friends, well done.

In Holland you dont need any license for mastering a ship up to 15 Meters, slower than 11Kn and you can take up to 12 people. Just jump in and go ahead.....

she keeps over stearing

I think this lady has smoked too much of our famous Dutch ,,herbs'' !!!

reminds me of the cartoon mr magoo. It's mr magoo's cousin. mrs van der Magoo. love the bit just after she crashed into the big boat, she holds her hand to her heart to apologize and then suddenly notices her boat is on a head on collision course with the next big boat (you could see it approaching a few shots earlier) and she returns to her state of panic. does she say at the end "its difficult because there is so much wind and waves" ?? brilliant

if that boat was loaded with tourist, then acidents would have happend, because she has no clue how to steer a empty boat, let alone a full loaded one. This is one of the weird things in holland, because you may operate a vessel way up to 50feet long without a boating licence, just as long it doesn't go faster than about 10 miles an hour, but you do need a licence to operate a jetski or any small boat that can go faster than 10 mph.

Loved the running commentary and question time! Keep up the good work, shes a star in the making.

I love the "I can speak right now or I will die with laughter face" very funny . I love it when you have to hold back laughter it just makes it worse

She is the worst professional boat skipper that this really has to be a joke! In Amercia, she would loose her captain license so fast. I'll omit that I laughed so hard. Thanks for sharing.

I'm from Belgium.. but still love the Dutch people :D

This is one of my favorite "candid" videos on KZfaq... I laugh every time I watch, especially when the young lady in the front can't stop laughing. :D

just makes me think of bumper cars, this is fkn great! anyone ever feeling down or just needing a good laugh should see this clip. so rare to find something this wrong that failed in everyway possible. yet hurt no one and still gives soo much to anyone that sees it. hahahaha

This is the best KZfaq video I have ever seen!! EVER!!!!!!!

thanks for uploading that, funniest thing on KZfaq!

I just love the confidence she inspires!

A Duch Skkipper my self, let me say SORRY, this not the way we do it, wateverway that was!!?But it was stormy(just not there)

excellent video God bless her and all who sail with her!

@guardian1977 Thanks, we'll do that. We LOVE the Nederlands!

Funtastic ride! The lady might be learning the ropes but those canals can be quite windy; without a bow prop it's basically imposible! I think she's great!

hilarious!!!!! im a boat skipper aswell, it can get really ugly once u start panicking! thats wat the lady was doin.

cant get enough of this video.

2012 now , but i enjoy youre video !! almost queensday again owowow ,i am on my boat again to be part of the chaos in the canals of amsterdam mmmm

Fantastic video, 5 starts. Comments are gold!

This is too funny! If I go here I'll be searching for her tours! Great video!

There's a memory that will not soon be forgotten!!

brilliant filming and great casting :) v funny . thanks.

@ruffymeister nice to hear and you guys were very chill in that situation :) , probably visit the happy shop fisrt eh :P

Wow, I wish I could steer a gigantic boat like that through the canals. She must have had years and years of experience. I hope you guys gave her a big tip. Even offering a free ride next year, I just hope she lives that long. Anyway now you guys understand why blowing is legal in our country....

she was high lol

@Thetabiz she's a professional. She would have a simple licence to sail those boats with passengers and she's working for the canal boat company in that video. It's a very big company that do hop-on hop-off cruises. Makes it all the more amusing that she got paid to be skipper. funniest video I've seen for a while. loved it.

I know how she feels. I captained a tour in a 105'x16' wide summerset. with no bow or stern thrusters. I hated the windy days. I kept a nice cold cocktail near by most of the time.

It not that hard to "drive" a boat, for normal people... But I must say, the nose first method is pure genius :-P

Yeah same here, really hope he uploads it again with audio

What a landcrab

Great video,nice work

bless her

That was hillarious! Top skipper!

looks good, i have been there a few times - i would not be surprised if she is still going at it.

Amsterdam RULES!!! and our stoned skippers rule too!!!! :)

ruffymeister is Dom Jolly!!!! Ha Ha. Great video .. realy well put together. This woman should stick to making toast and leave skippering to the big boys.

Why doesn't this have 5 stars?

please re upload this. I dont know why they disabled the audio, I dont remember any music in it.

Maybe the Skipper has something other than Tobacco in that cigarette? She clearly has no idea how to skipper a boat, and was trying to 'drive' it like a car........... WELL, it don't work like that, you have to make small adjustments and anticipate and not be going so damned fast!

I would like to take this tour!

Hehe this seamed like a lot of fun !! Would like to find this lady :))

That was so funny! I bet the lady smoked weed before she got on the boat. I'm gonna find this woman as soon as i can!

Ferrari should sign her up for 09, look at those wheel skills LOL

Far too aggressive with helm and throttle.

she is a great driver

Not authorized audio, i dont remember any music in this video at all.

What a great European vacation!! Priceless!

old people + motorized vehicle = never good

Hahahaha fantastic! Hope you have enjoyed Amsterdam a lot besides this tour

THE TITANIC.. I GUESS..PML

Can you report this and do something about it?

you guys were all baked up, weren't you?

Hmm i live on a boat in Amsterdam, and i'm a lot on the water.. never seen her though, what the name of the boat.

BRTLLIANT VIDEO. Amazed you let the wife stay that close to the edge of the boat. LMAO

I used to work as a skipper and nose first is used by ferrys and commuterboats etc..but this was without a fender and honestly the worst driving I have ever seen haha..she does not even know how to manouver (a ship does not act like a car so you have to think differently) But she could not even let passengers of correctly...I don´t think she has a certificate or does she?? Hope not!

whaha skipper is grazy and she eat paddo's ? brr greetings from the netherland

It is clear she is in great stress. but tbh most private boats in the city drive just like her. if you are able to be in amsterdam with special events like queens day . and you like incompetent ppl in little boats go !! Crossing Leidsgracht/ prinsengracht is awesome place, and the haarlemmersluis can be good for several entertaining hours. I was a captain for a long time, been canal captain for 3 years. then i got enough of tourists tbh and the stupid liitle boats most of them cant drive.

what does the sign on 3:56 mean???? dont moor maybe

Yeah, the dutch are great with water! Aren't we?

Please, tell me that this was a candid camera! I don't believe it!

I would've just taken over the helm.Very funny

hehe,, i live in holland but this is just 2 funny. Ill think twice before i take a tour now,,, do the barrel rowl..

great video, hilarious :)

From her actions I don't think they were cig butts LOL!

I can't stop laughing!!

Nooit eerder op 'n bootje gezeten, toeristjes?

I dont remember any music on this video. WMG Nazis have really ruined this website. We need a new youtube that doesnt cry everytime you want to put a song on your video.

the skipper looks a little bit like michael douglas

oh my. She should share a cell with Paris Hilton for that "driving"...Hilarious

Hahaha! I just hope she won't crash into my houseboat one day... :)

hey, she can laugh about.That was funny.

obvously when manovering nr the larger vessel her eyes caught the lcoal coffee shop she frequents. FAIL - Skipper

Too much wacky tabacy

are you high lady jeezzz

als je nou niet als een gek aan dat stuur gaat staan draaien maar met kleine beetjes blijven de andere boten mischien ook heel kluns

"Vrouw achter 't stuur, bloed aan de muur," as we say in Dutch ;)

hello all the skipper she is a replica of my ex wife without tobacco jejejejooo ,best short movie in all the net .God speed

I would have been like, you better let me drive, where is this anyway? Im used to a 40 foot rinker and my 21 foot glastron

put the sunglasses on or take them off, one or the other

HAHAHAH omg dude, same as that one dude. if your in NL, visit me as i've been raised on the sea pretty much :D

looks like fun lol

haha this is a very funny video!!!!

Great video guys, I laughed like fuck.

Weed? :)

She has been taken drugs lately?

OMG...LOL!!!! that way great