Man I miss when times were simpler like this. No smart phones or social media, had to look in the paper for movie times, printed out map quest directions, and watching shows on the actual tv instead of phones and streaming services.

I don’t know what it is but watching newlyweds is therapeutic for me❣️It heals my soul ✨💕love them so much together ❤️‍🔥

You can tell she had checked out. She was so done with him.

I wonder if Nick and Jess sometimes come here to watch this (secretely), like the rest of us... (well...we're not here secretly, but you know what i mean ) 😂😂

So bizarre watching these after reading jess’ book. The difference in Jessica’s behaviour between the previous Valentine’s Day and this one is CRAZY! She was so ready to end it.

They're equally done with each other. She's aggravating and Nick's frustrating. They were never compatible.

After all these yrs still love watching these! The red hot ice cream cake she got looked so yummy!!!

awww i think its sad when they're watching the engagement video. They were so in love back then, before the mega celebrity status etc and they both probably felt sad knowing everything was different now wishing it wasn't but couldn't deny internally it was.

She was so checked out byt this point. love this show, but it is so sad now

Ugh Jessica loved him so much it’s heartbreaking how rude he was to her at times so love watching their sweet moments 🥰

“Looking forward to growing old with u” Famous last words

This episode was hard to watch cuz we all know they ended in divorce a few months later. Nick seemed annoyed when Jessica read the card he made and Jessica seemed annoyed at lunch and while watching the video of their engagement, it's like they knew it was all being played up for the cameras and ratings. Every time Jessica eats a few bites of food, she says "she's full and feels sick.., like eat woman, my goodness! 🤦‍♀

Nick chewing daintily on a straw asking what he's getting for Valentine's Day is such a housewife vibe 😂

“Heart-on” 😂

RIP little Daisy 😢

Comparing this valentines episode to the previous one,woooow what a difference!

Even the bird didn't like Nick. LOL

I don’t think he treated her as good as she should have been treated. They were too young. And it shouldn’t have been done in front of the world.

Thank you for uploading these in better quality!! Love them

2:38 Sex every night for 6 month if you go over. Immediately Jessica says, “I’ll go under” 😂

My favorite all time reality show

Just noticed the old iPod and old mouse with that old MacBook. But back then I was like they have all the latest! And how the waitress knew damn well what he meant with he mispronounced Poke’ sauce 😂

She looked so miserable and over it. You can tell she was forcing it for the cameras. Nick was trying.

Nick says "this is going to be a good year i can fell it"- they got divorced that years a few months later after this show

Nostalgia. Loved to just see her effortless beauty. Had no tv but it ran non stop in the kitchen of our student dorm...besides other shows of course.

Awww! They were cute while they lasted.

After reading the book and recognizing her behavior is different. It’s so obvious now she was cheating with her movie co-star

This is one couple who I wish was still together. The other is Brad and Jen of course

Her behavior was so inconsistent- one minute she’s into him and the next she’s distance. I bet he felt so off

I suppose its to be funny BUT if I had to beg my spouse for sexy time and they kept putting up a front of "I'd rather not" I would be hurt and sad and probably split up too.

This girl went to the grocery store to find craft items 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

The ending was perfectly edited😂

Lol they sound like me and my honeybee while they are making each other's gifts .... Stop listening.. nosy ass . Lol exactly what I say😅😅😅😂😂😂

She cheated on him... I don't blame her. Nick was all the time with his brother, friends and cheap strippers. But you can't say you had an "emotional affaire" and write songs like "Between you and I" and "Sippin on history", both dedicated to johnny.. It turned physical for sure. Anyways, Nick deserved 'cause he cheated on her too.

Nick’s card was pretty cool.

It’s amazing they had such a privileged life and look at the car the were driving 🤷‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

When you always suggest the losing punishment to the bet is your wife to have sex with you you’re doing something wrong. You need to rethink that… Doesn’t sound like you’ve made it too great for her!

16:41...She took off WEDDING RINGS ALREADY...look at her hands opening gift of engagement video. This was supposed to be in February of 2005?

It’s kinda sad, I think Nick was broke and couldn’t afford to keep Jess. Like… where was his money coming from? Jess made over 5 million for Dukes of Hazard, still successful in record sales.. what was Nick doing to keep the money up?

Nick's challenge is that he and Jess can't go over $20, he got $16, Jess got $90.

She used to look at Nick with such love in her eyes. But since she met Johnny Knoxville the love in her eyes was gone. She seemed so distant with Nick. Now it makes sense why. She was in love with another man. Damn Knoxville turned her world upside down. Wow. Crazy stuff there.

Why does she go to the grocery store for everything?.

I thought what they did this Valentines was sweet! Too bad they couldn’t make it work!

They were really cute together. Jessica just seemed bored. He was a good dude

Nick “I don’t like to being up the past” wrote and ENTIRE breakup CD about her but refused to go to couples therapy in time or not k silt his wife daily.

i love this show

11:53 ❤i look forward to became old and grey with you.

This is my favorite! 💕

I disagree to me they seem very happy. Like I don’t see it. I do see her traveling and getting more busy traveling and him being more of a perfectionist planner etc their personalities being diff etc. but to me they seem absolutely perfect. Like literal soul mates. I honestly think maybe they should have worked it out. I don’t know I’ll probably get hate from saying that since they’ve moved on but I don’t know they literally seem too perfect for each other. Their magic was too perfect. I bet if they had kids maybe they would have worked it out. But I’m glad their each happy tho for sure. It’s just weird watching it. I don’t know the way they were so both fun loving with each other with gifts etc i don’t know. I personally don’t see the same magic with him and Vanessa at all. Maybe he is super happy and I just don’t see it but I just don’t. I see in Eric Johnson someone who allows Jessica to be Jessica but without the passion and magic she had with nick. Like more of a practical fit and maybe business fit but it still don’t seem like the same chemistry with nick she had. And like I said him with Vanessa. He seem to love Vanessa and Vanessa love him but I don’t see in love passion like the magical chemistry. That missing element. Lol am I crazy?!? Maybe so. Plz someone fill me in. I don’t get it.

Nick was thinking with 'little Nick" when he married her..... by this point, its pretty clear that they're both trying to force a relationship when they aren't compatible.

She is gorgeous. I wish I looked half as pretty as her. She is silly,cute. Some guys put up with it for so long, then it gets old so Nick starts treating her bad. Idk, just a thought

I just love her

This card making had to be an idea brought in by production , I can’t imagine at 23/29 or whatever their ages were stood making a card for my husband, it just seems like a crap made up storyline 🤷‍♀️

She wounded him by cheating, acting like nothing happened 🙄Nick was a great guy. He put up a lot w her high maintenance 💯💯💯 Her cheating guilty face is easy to see.

Daisy needs a haircut🙂

She correctly spelled wounded. She asked him and he misspelled it as wonded. She clearly looked up to him as. Smarter than her. She always asked him things but she is a lot smarter than she realized and then he realized. She is also much younger than him. I am sure that her knowledge increased as she caught up to the age that he was when they got married.

17:39 a fruitless marriage is her reply, he should pay Close attention to his wife.

That was tough

She shouldn't have made him wear it. Its kind of cruel.

She was way too young to marry and didn't even try to work together in that marriage. Poor nick, he did everything, it was like he was raising her.

20.00 is like 100.00 worth of items now with this economy

Her gift wasn't even a gift ... it was about her. Second time she didn't get him anything on a special occasion. Looking back it's crazy to see how self centered she was. Makes her a lot less likeable, and I used to idolize her when I was younger.

joking about your partner having to have sex with you as a punishment is so weird

The all caps love note I would have left too

Wow her voice, idiosyncrasies, speech, etc is just so different from season 1. So very telling she was high as a kite :(

❤sgouldv3 made a hella of a homemade dinner for $20 Ralph's?

69 tshirt 😅

the green bag is so ugly

So awkward my gosh but he deserved it he treated her like shit non stop

16:09 🧁

Nick joking about the video tape being Paris Hilton's Sex Tape did not age well. Gross, dude.

9.58 she looks so tired my god

That bag is ugly

she spend 20 dollares on the 1 dollar itens

Does Nick ever not talk about sex or the lack of sex he gets from Jessica 2:29 2:39 ?! I would be so embarrassed if my husband talked about how I don’t give him enough sex in front of all those cameras knowing it’s gonna get shown to millions of ppl

So this will be a bit long, I know this is fake and scripted so take it as a character analysis of the show for fun and looking into what I've heard from her book. The facts for sure, he thought he was a big shot who forced her to sign a prenup who then was so pathetic and sad that he threw away what little tiny manhood he had left and became the ultimate hypocrite by taking her money. He then made an album whining like a little victim. Absolutely destroyed and its hilarious. Oh and currently he tried to intimidate a girl in a car just because she was taking pictures of him and his wife told him to, and that's current. He also ironically does a show about marriage advice, I know right? On to the show part I've never felt more second hand embarrassment in my life then for Jessica. This was the worst reality relationship in a loooong time, fake or not he was just downright intolerable each and every episode. He. Never. Stopped. Even this episode, it ends the same way every time he thinks he's being "romantic", he picks her up like a child, not even bridal style, where he bumps her into walls and smacks her in the ass. Well then again he always treated her like a child, maybe not date an 18 year old when your 24 then? Yet on top of that, he was such a manchild himself he needed her to be his mommy and cook and clean for him. I know I dated an 18 year old who was a virgin and had no life experience but I HATE how childish and a spoiled brat she is! Sure I don't know how to cook or clean myself, and I can't take any criticism whenever I do work around the house but she's the one who's childish! He is so cheap, and the worst part is he is cheap for no reason. Yet he flaunts his wealth to all his friends or that radio interview on playboy (or he used to in season 1 hmm I wonder what changed?) Even this episode, a $20 dollar valentines date? In which he forces her to show him the receipt. Even his best moment was just him doing what jessica wanted, a hot air balloon and he even ruined that. My favorite is how he had to control the house at all times to design it but did it so poorly and every time jessica said one thing he'd whine and say look how hard I worked all day! Dude, you did it wrong, you don't get a gold sticker for doing a bad job. He inconvenienced his friends so much instead of just hiring movers, but wait! When he gets an arcade for himself magically there is a forklift. The house always needed to be worked on by him just to protect his fragile ego. Best thing is notice how quiet the seasons got about his career? 1st season he was cocky, second season he was being pitied by jessica and singing with her on stage, 3rd and 4th? Nothing. Jessica said herself that she was an instagram girlfriend, trying to only show the good things but by doing that it just made him worse and she paid for that in her own way. Bottom line, nick lachey, thank you for being the best train wreck in this reality show, it was definitely entertaining. As for real life, I just enjoy seeing the guy who thought he was better than his wife get outshined and outworked in his own field, and then on his hands and knees begged her for money even though he wouldn't have done the same. If that's not an ego death I don't know what is.

Lmao for once Nick mispronounced a word

we can be critical but wow they were sweet to each other. it was different in 2000s pre 2010 many guys spoke like this kind of the boss way with the baby wife.

the beer brand is always the same in every episode

Who else believes Jessica chose "open book" subconsciously as the title for her book, so Nick can close it with her? Honestly, what G-d brings together, let no man separate, their story together isn't over, they needed to live different lives to realize they were meant to be together! I love Nick and Jess and don't believe the identities they have invented without each other. I don't believe Jessica or Nick are who they say they are without each other. I can only recognize who they truly are when they are together and their fans will agree! THEY ARE A PART OF EACHOTHER, ITS MORE THEN ANYTHING ELSE G-D GAVE THEM. The strange way their second marriages unfolded in almost the exact same way seems staged to make each other jealous, which is sad and egotistical. HAD THEY BOTH HUMBLED THEMSELVES, THEY WOULD HAVE NOT MARRIED OTHER PEOPLE. PRAYING FOR G-D TO GIVE THEM AWAY TO RESTORE THIS LOVE!

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i love this show