Nichols and May - Telephone Company Information Operators

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pianopappy

4 жыл бұрын

Mike Nichols and Elaine May perform their routine about a frustrated man in a telephone booth "interacting" with a Bell Telephone Information operator and her management. For those whose only experience with a telephone is a cell phone; in days gone by, thousands of coin-operated phone booths ("pay stations" in telephone company jargon) were available in conspicuous places for the public to make local and long-distance telephone calls while away from home. Generally, each booth or station had a telephone directory within reach so that a caller could look up the number of the person he/she was trying to reach on a local call. Sometimes these directories ("telephone books" in the vernacular) would disappear from their assigned locations. Such is the case with this caller (Nichols). He, instead drops a dime in the 10-cent slot and dials the Information Operator. So long as he is talking with the Information Operator, his dime is held in the phone but not actually collected in the coinbox. Normally, the coin would be returned once the call to the Information Operator is terminated. The dime (for decades before, only a nickel would have been required) comes out of a slot and back to the caller. Somehow, this caller's dime gets deposited in the coinbox inside the phone before his session with the operator ended; and, he has no more dimes with him. The audio for this post was recorded on my reel-to-reel tape recorder on July 9, 1965 from Jack Paar's Friday night program on NBC-TV. (Home video recorders were another ten years away.) This broadcast was a summer re-run--the original having been aired during the regular broadcast season. The video in this post is a kinescope recording taken from a special program called "Jack Paar is Alive and Well", aired December 19, 1987. The audio on that program, as is the case with many kinescopes (which were filmed from a TV monitor) is inferior to what was originally broadcast over the air. I synchronized the separate video and audio (not perfectly, but "close enough for telephone work", as some of us used to say in the company). By the way, on the original telecast, Jack Paar, in his introduction of the duo, indicated that, out of all of their many routines, he had asked them to perform this particular routine. He then went on to say, "Here then--two people who have more talent than you could shake a wand at." Also in the original telecast, at the end of the routine, the audience's applause lasted fifteen full seconds before it was abruptly faded out as the program cut to a commercial.

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@TheChannelTV-bt8em
@TheChannelTV-bt8em 5 ай бұрын
It just occurred to me while watching this that Lily Tomlin's hilarious Ernestine character may have been inspired by Elaine May in this wonderful sketch. They sound very much alike.
@pommelhorsepommelhorse8731
@pommelhorsepommelhorse8731 3 жыл бұрын
when my mom was dying of cancer she said the only good thing about it was that she'd never have to call AT&T customer service again
@jahermos
@jahermos 2 жыл бұрын
That resonates !
@lauramalek3128
@lauramalek3128 2 жыл бұрын
I love how every person May "becomes" in this sketch has a little different look to her.
@Kobe29261
@Kobe29261 Жыл бұрын
The real genius captured is the fact that when one gets escalated to a Manager often its only the tone of conversation that changes.
@zeldasmith6154
@zeldasmith6154 3 жыл бұрын
Elaine May is brilliant.
@michaelaskew6025
@michaelaskew6025 3 жыл бұрын
I've only just discovered her after a review of A New Leaf. Utterly brilliant writer and comedian with world-class comedy timing. Superb with Mike Nichols too.
@clearfield2009
@clearfield2009 2 жыл бұрын
They BOTH are. Their chemistry is perfect.
@nickgodalin6487
@nickgodalin6487 5 ай бұрын
​@@michaelaskew6025Check out her 1973-1976 film "Mikey and Nicky".... Cassavetes and Falk. Also brilliant.
@darrylwiggins4799
@darrylwiggins4799 Жыл бұрын
They were truly absolutely brilliant together.
@RodSimmonsTheActor
@RodSimmonsTheActor 3 жыл бұрын
After they ended the act, Mike Nichols become an award winning film director.
@hollytooker507
@hollytooker507 Жыл бұрын
And Elaine wrote brilliant scripts and also directed movies!😊
@jimkreider9997
@jimkreider9997 2 жыл бұрын
They were the best. We need comedians like this today
@dshuster091
@dshuster091 3 ай бұрын
Kate Berlant and John Early channel some of this to me
@robertsmith1860
@robertsmith1860 2 жыл бұрын
In the 50s in my Family home, if our far flung Relatives called us, when we picked up the phone the Operator said “We have a Long Distance Call”, and our Family got all excited & yelled to each other around the house, “LONG DISTANCE”, because we all knew the call cost a lot of money & we shouldn’t talk too long!
@granthurlburt4062
@granthurlburt4062 2 ай бұрын
Same thing into the sixties in Canada.
@dianeanderson6104
@dianeanderson6104 2 жыл бұрын
This skit is great. Elaine May is so gifted.
@CannibalWHORE22
@CannibalWHORE22 3 жыл бұрын
Love when she breaks at 3:28 So funny!
@MyName42
@MyName42 3 жыл бұрын
"If you're not satisfied with Bell Telephone then why don't you use some service?" LOL They were the only telephone company!!
@StevenTorrey
@StevenTorrey 3 жыл бұрын
"...K as in knight, P as in pneumonia..."
@johndalton3180
@johndalton3180 3 жыл бұрын
Sublime.
@tomcarpenter700
@tomcarpenter700 3 жыл бұрын
And 0 As in possum
@ivanmay7890
@ivanmay7890 2 ай бұрын
Mike Nichols went on to win an Academy Award in 1967 for directing The Graduate, and he also directed the HBO miniseries Angels In America, based off the popular play by Tony Kushner.
@gabsfan3988
@gabsfan3988 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for posting this. No matter how many times I watch this clip, I still laugh out loud. It might be an old classic comedy bit about pay phones and live information operators that don't really exist anymore but it reminds me of similar experiences I've had in recent years trying to talk to customer service about a problem.
@granthurlburt4062
@granthurlburt4062 2 ай бұрын
Often the same with govt depts. I worked in the US long enough to earn a social security old age pension but it could be hellish arranging it since I'm in Canada. Some of the people were great and some were idiots and impossible to reason with or get an explanation from-they often got things wrong. It all worked out, luckily. .
@markgregor-pearse6378
@markgregor-pearse6378 3 жыл бұрын
Dimes and pay phones. Love it!
@CliveNDerek
@CliveNDerek Жыл бұрын
My mom always loaded my penny loafers with dimes so I could call her in case of an emergency.
@Horror-Man
@Horror-Man 5 ай бұрын
Elaine May not only directed 2 of the most underrated films of all time, The Heartbreak Kid (1972) and Mikey and Nicky (1976), she's also absolutely GORGEOUS! It's insane how rarely people mention that.
@Brig2548
@Brig2548 3 жыл бұрын
This sounds like me trying to talk to my credit card representative.
@dyonbarcelona6564
@dyonbarcelona6564 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly! Just spent two hours dealing with mine and thought of this skit.
@TastySurrealBowl
@TastySurrealBowl 5 ай бұрын
I’ve listened to this bit from their 1960 comedy album since I was a kid and I never had any idea there was a video recording of it out there. Seeing them do this after so many decades of just imagining what they looked like was like finding an unexpected gift - THANK YOU for posting this!
@jeffdawson2786
@jeffdawson2786 Жыл бұрын
It is better to see them do it. One of their masterpieces.
@BW92116
@BW92116 3 жыл бұрын
This is a classic!
@danielcombs3207
@danielcombs3207 5 ай бұрын
That was a hilarious skit. They were a great comedy team.
@jayneneewing2369
@jayneneewing2369 3 жыл бұрын
Lordy, but they were brilliant.
@angelina6446
@angelina6446 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for taking the time to synchronize the audio and video. I love this so much!
@pianopappy
@pianopappy 3 жыл бұрын
It was a fun project, Angelina; and, I appreciate your comment. I, too, love this routine--one of their best. Thanks again.
@profquad
@profquad 3 жыл бұрын
@@pianopappy I second that thanks! Glad you recorded this and preserved it. Also appreciate the explanation for posterity. Just watched their water cooler sketch and had to look up the quiz show scandal, cause I had never heard of it. Did you work for the phone company?
@pianopappy
@pianopappy 3 жыл бұрын
@@profquad 33 years with AT&T.
@stevemussman4119
@stevemussman4119 3 жыл бұрын
Two Brilliants Creating Amazing Humor!!! - Steve Mussman
@JiveDadson
@JiveDadson 3 жыл бұрын
I remember this very well from back in the day. I think they did it on more than one show.
@pianopappy
@pianopappy 3 жыл бұрын
I believe they first did this routine on Jack Paar's NBC-TV show during the 1964-1965 season; and, it was on a summer rerun on July 9, 1965. The same performance was run again in a special show that Paar hosted called "Jack Paar is Alive and Well", which aired December 19, 1987.
@JiveDadson
@JiveDadson 3 жыл бұрын
@@pianopappy I was in high school. I probably saw it both times that it was on Parr. The only station we could receive was NBC.
@johnrandom
@johnrandom Жыл бұрын
My favorite line: Bell telephone does not need your diyam.
@aannddrryyaa
@aannddrryyaa 3 жыл бұрын
It's still relevant today, esp. with Bell !!!
@theolamp5312
@theolamp5312 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes we have to delve into the past. I forgot how good they were as a team.
@meandmymonkey5137
@meandmymonkey5137 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. I remember getting dimes back in the mail. If I complained. That they dropped my dime. I never heard of stamps.
@jeromemccollom936
@jeromemccollom936 2 жыл бұрын
I am only 49 and I only understood part of these references. I didn't know Bell sent dimes back in the mail and by the time I remember it was a quarter a call, not a dime
@granthurlburt4062
@granthurlburt4062 3 жыл бұрын
"I can connect you with the managing supervisor Miss Jones but she isnt going to be able to help you either".
@lauramalek3128
@lauramalek3128 2 жыл бұрын
"But if you want to give it a whirl...."😁
@flyingo
@flyingo 9 ай бұрын
Classic 😂 I needed this today.
@zeldasmith6154
@zeldasmith6154 3 жыл бұрын
It's very similar to calling Verizon customer service.
@mrb4886
@mrb4886 3 жыл бұрын
Correct.
@katherinedubois1220
@katherinedubois1220 5 ай бұрын
I have to agree. Verizon is really probkematic. I am thankful for these skits too.😅
@granthurlburt4062
@granthurlburt4062 3 жыл бұрын
Little doubt that Tomlin's operator was , ahem, "based" on this far funnier skit
@kewkabe
@kewkabe 3 жыл бұрын
She stole the whole shtick and has been a complete fraud her whole life.
@KJ-xc6qs
@KJ-xc6qs 2 жыл бұрын
Tomlin ripped this off and was far less funny than Elaine May, who was brilliant. Btw, saw Tomlin at a comedy club in Manhatten Beach, CA. She was foul-mouthed and not funny.
@LifeOutsideTheBubble
@LifeOutsideTheBubble 5 ай бұрын
@@KJ-xc6qsooh. Foul mouthed. My word.
@sartorious56
@sartorious56 2 жыл бұрын
Lots of ignorant trolling crap in the Comments about Lily Tomlin, also a gifted and brilliant performer-- telephone bits, and operators are kind of ubiquitous gags for comics (Shelley Berman, Bob Newhart). whether "Ernestine" was influenced or not by Nichols & May, her bit was in no way a rip-off.
@annmichaelis9984
@annmichaelis9984 5 ай бұрын
This true improv at its finest
@janmcdonald3896
@janmcdonald3896 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, thanx 4 posting. I’ve never heard of these 2 b4 & will now seek out all their stuff.
@pianopappy
@pianopappy 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Jan, for your comment. You'll find plenty more of this team on KZfaq. BTW, after their breakup as a team, Mike Nichols went on to direct 20 films and 23 plays; and, May became a prolific playwright and acted and/ or wrote screenplays in 20 films.
@janmcdonald3896
@janmcdonald3896 3 жыл бұрын
@@pianopappy oh wow, he’s THAT Mike Nichols. Cool
@JiveDadson
@JiveDadson 3 жыл бұрын
They did some hilarious beer commercials. In Texas the ads were for Jax Beer. I discovered only a few years ago that they did the same ads for other regional beers.
@pianopappy
@pianopappy 3 жыл бұрын
@@JiveDadson Wow! I never knew that, Jive. Thanks for that information. That reminds me: Another comedy team, Bob & Ray, did voice-overs as brothers "Bert" and "Harry" Piel in commercials for Peil's Beer, another regional brand, in the northeast.
@JiveDadson
@JiveDadson 3 жыл бұрын
@@pianopappy I found a playlist. kzfaq.info/sun/PLHgdkw-p5dofa_aFC14_SAe9Kf_h_klL9
@davidkublin4446
@davidkublin4446 11 ай бұрын
Brilliant!! They were the best!
@johnodonnell5474
@johnodonnell5474 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for that. I do remember watching that special. I think Debbie Reynolds was on that as well
@robertkelly6441
@robertkelly6441 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@dougandmonsterpuppetschann5169
@dougandmonsterpuppetschann5169 4 ай бұрын
Thank you for doing this!
@gingerok6563
@gingerok6563 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you! It was hilarious)))
@JimC
@JimC 3 жыл бұрын
7:17 She blows the punch line, which she does correctly in other recordings: "Just tell me the number you're calling." But she does cover her error pretty well.
@facedownchuck
@facedownchuck Жыл бұрын
Good catch!
@StevenTorrey
@StevenTorrey 3 жыл бұрын
Back when a dime was a lot of money!
@JiveDadson
@JiveDadson 3 жыл бұрын
Back when you could call information, talk to a human, and get the number.
@JiveDadson
@JiveDadson 3 жыл бұрын
When this came out, I think pay phones in my area still took a nickel for local calls (first three minutes). That's about $.75 in 2021 debased funny money.
@ordinarypeople20
@ordinarypeople20 2 ай бұрын
"Oh, Miss Jones!"😆
@martinwoyzeck2634
@martinwoyzeck2634 3 жыл бұрын
they were brilliant. Do people on this thread realize they had no script, it was improv'd, they knew the scene i.e calling operator, but that was it
@pianopappy
@pianopappy 3 жыл бұрын
Actually, Martin, It probably had been begun as an improvisation; but, by the time they took it to television, it had been well crafted into this brilliant routine. No cue cards were used, nor were they needed.
@michaelgrunko6885
@michaelgrunko6885 5 ай бұрын
Here in hipster Somerville, Massachusetts, a bunch of artists have augmented the abandoned pay phone shelves and wires into mini sculptures.
@Drgonzosfaves
@Drgonzosfaves Жыл бұрын
I used to get checks for $0.25 from Southern Bell all the time. Lol.
@rdbwdc774
@rdbwdc774 25 күн бұрын
Two geniuses!
@lauramalek3128
@lauramalek3128 3 жыл бұрын
"A as in Aardvark once again". 😄
@raquelrivas2431
@raquelrivas2431 3 жыл бұрын
It still happens !!!!! This poor man reminds me of myself !
@goldfieldfireworks7352
@goldfieldfireworks7352 2 жыл бұрын
It's a classic!
@johnodonnell5474
@johnodonnell5474 3 жыл бұрын
I believe this was on the Tonight Show with Jack Paar
@pianopappy
@pianopappy 3 жыл бұрын
Actually, John, I recorded the audio three years after Paar left the Tonight Show on July 9, 1965 from his weekly prime-time program on NBC-TV. That broadcast was a summer re-run--the original having been aired during the regular broadcast season. The video was taken from a kinescope recording played on a special program called "Jack Paar is Alive and Well", which aired December 19, 1987. The audio in the kinescope was inferior to what I had captured in 1965 (long before there were home video recorders); so, for this posting, I used my audio recording instead.
@mmjhcb
@mmjhcb 6 ай бұрын
I still quote this from time to time when I go from robots and bitches in customer service finally to a supervisor who speaks English and sounds as if she genuinely cares. I gush, " Oh Miss so-and-so!!"
@illygah
@illygah Жыл бұрын
Elaine May and Lily Tomlin. Two female humarists from the 60's with each a fresh take on 'ma bell' (known today as 'google')
@unclelouie3828
@unclelouie3828 Жыл бұрын
Looooooooooooooooooove it !!!
@heinrich817
@heinrich817 Ай бұрын
Did a young Lily Tomlin use this to develop Earnestine? I love Lily and Elaine's work.
@jacksonhudgins2682
@jacksonhudgins2682 3 жыл бұрын
Who’s still watching in 2020?!
@paulaoleskaRRR
@paulaoleskaRRR 3 жыл бұрын
I AM!!! Love them
@jeromep9815
@jeromep9815 3 жыл бұрын
Yes! I am!
@piergiorgiosantoro7095
@piergiorgiosantoro7095 3 жыл бұрын
Only the best :)
@thebrinx9632
@thebrinx9632 3 жыл бұрын
2021 here
@gingerok6563
@gingerok6563 3 жыл бұрын
Laughing in 2021!))))
@johnodonnell5474
@johnodonnell5474 3 жыл бұрын
This was so funny
@marytheresejacksonlutz2533
@marytheresejacksonlutz2533 2 жыл бұрын
This is so good. Never saw it before.
@ChrisHansonCanada
@ChrisHansonCanada 10 ай бұрын
Now I know who Lily Tomlin "borrowed" her Ernestine character from.
@nottelling4408
@nottelling4408 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for posting this. Do you have -or anyone else reading this -and can you post Mysterioso from Improvisations to Music? Maybe the whole album. The Mike Nichols-Topic channel has pulled the album.
@pianopappy
@pianopappy 2 жыл бұрын
Someone else posted it at: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fb53obGKr7S7Z3U.html
@beverlykristy7513
@beverlykristy7513 3 жыл бұрын
Was this Lilly Tomlin's inspiration for Ernestine?
@marcgoodman4228
@marcgoodman4228 3 жыл бұрын
no bout adoubt it
@granthurlburt4062
@granthurlburt4062 3 жыл бұрын
"Inspiration". How diplomatic.
@55jbh
@55jbh 3 жыл бұрын
Before Lily Tomlin
@richardgray8593
@richardgray8593 3 жыл бұрын
Looks like Lily Tomlin ripped this off.
@JiveDadson
@JiveDadson 3 жыл бұрын
Tomlin had a writer, whom she considered to be an equal partner.
@granthurlburt4062
@granthurlburt4062 3 жыл бұрын
@@JiveDadson I don't understand the relevance of Tomlin having a writing partner.
@jimkreider9997
@jimkreider9997 2 жыл бұрын
Lilly Tomlin used this for her Ernestine
@yatz57
@yatz57 3 жыл бұрын
Can totally understand Blank Check's Griffin Newman's crush on her...
@SquareNoggin
@SquareNoggin 3 жыл бұрын
There's got to have been an endless sea of guys crushing on her. I'm sitting here in 2021 watching all her old stuff and I'm just enamored. Apparently Del Close was kind of in love with her as well? It's at a point where it probably would have been a bit frustrating for her. So many dudes must have been fumbling and stumbling over their words meeting her. Maybe it's sexist or whatever but women that pretty, that funny, that quick witted - fuckin' intimidating.
@briannumme9337
@briannumme9337 Жыл бұрын
‘K as in knife’
@michaelgrunko6885
@michaelgrunko6885 3 жыл бұрын
What's a pay phone?
@pianopappy
@pianopappy 3 жыл бұрын
Michael, it's a vernacular expression for what the telephone company called it's coin-operated "pay stations". See my description above for more information. And, thanks for your interest.
@nickgodalin6487
@nickgodalin6487 5 ай бұрын
The strange thing about the status of pay phones in the year 2024....when the phone company or city or whoever decided to remove almost all of them, they took the actual telephone unit out, but left the stand, casing, and shell in place. And now, 20 years later, just about every city has those little eyesores sticking up out of the sidewalks and parking lots where at one time you could use a regular old pay phone. 🤷🙄
@_HMCB_
@_HMCB_ 3 жыл бұрын
She is very attractive.
@ingvarhallstrom2306
@ingvarhallstrom2306 3 жыл бұрын
I'm in love...
@Danny-nm9sn
@Danny-nm9sn Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bartman898
@bartman898 3 жыл бұрын
I use a dime to open my phone. Not sure what they are talking about. 😀
@katherinedubois1220
@katherinedubois1220 5 ай бұрын
You are probably too young to remember sorry
@katherinedubois1220
@katherinedubois1220 5 ай бұрын
😂
@timmahoney7475
@timmahoney7475 2 жыл бұрын
3:27
@imcnagpc2
@imcnagpc2 2 жыл бұрын
Did Lily Tomlin copy her ?
@marytheresejacksonlutz2533
@marytheresejacksonlutz2533 2 жыл бұрын
I believe so
@ziggersz4899
@ziggersz4899 Ай бұрын
He's an incredible turn-on!!! Bet he was a great dancer ❤
@storytalksradio9739
@storytalksradio9739 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so in love with Elaine May...please call me Elaine- joby saad
@gerrynightingale9045
@gerrynightingale9045 3 жыл бұрын
*What's a 'Pay Phone?'* *And what is an 'Operator' for 'Assistance?'*
@pianopappy
@pianopappy 3 жыл бұрын
Hi Gerry. I realized when I posted this routine that young people who grew up in the world of cell phones would have some trouble to relating this. So, in my description above, I tried to explain what a coin-operated pay phone was, and also that there were telephone operators (mostly women) who provided information and assistance to customers, especially when they were making long-distance calls.
@gerrynightingale9045
@gerrynightingale9045 3 жыл бұрын
@@pianopappy *'Sarcasm' is not your forte'?* (*I'm 67!*) *I remember ALL of the past because I've lived far too much of it*
@pianopappy
@pianopappy 3 жыл бұрын
@@gerrynightingale9045 Right, Gerry. I should have recognized the sarcasm by the bold print! I'm 80, but hope to accumulate more "past".
@gerrynightingale9045
@gerrynightingale9045 3 жыл бұрын
@@pianopappy *I can't bear to think of being '80'*
@katherinedubois1220
@katherinedubois1220 5 ай бұрын
😂 look it up on the internet it's sad you don't know and people from your generation have no clue what life was like a few years ago
@DayBeforeTomorrow
@DayBeforeTomorrow 4 ай бұрын
One of the lamest comedy duo's of all time, lasting under two years. Of course, Elaine May is also remembered for directing some of the worst movies in history as well!
@lokristine8869
@lokristine8869 Жыл бұрын
As some one who LOVES comedy and was born 1987 this isn't funny. Maybe overtime you grow to love them but this clip is cringe.
@pianopappy
@pianopappy Жыл бұрын
Thanks for your comment, Kristine. Sorry you didn't like this routine; and, I understand why. I have long realized that satire is not for everyone.
@katherinedubois1220
@katherinedubois1220 5 ай бұрын
😅
@katherinedubois1220
@katherinedubois1220 5 ай бұрын
There is such a thing as dry comedy try the English for example this is an improvisation skit this is live comedy today it is rare to see it. Try the 60s shows called Carol Burnett and friends, the Andy Griffith show. Even the Dick Van Dyke Show is good to watch the amazing thing is that these actors and actresses do not use curse words today's comedy on Comedy Central and so on is very vulgar this is good clean comedy
@HildyHildyWorld
@HildyHildyWorld 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
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