Nick Swardson | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
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Күн бұрынNick Swardson joins us for the third time to talk about shoplifting, writing movies, getting spanked as a kid, and his near-death experience.
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@TheoVon Жыл бұрын
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@alissabuhl2775 11 ай бұрын
Were you trying to bring up Denny Hecker, the big auto salesman. I don't really know much about it but I thought that's what you were thinking of.
@AngelNunez-qp1zf 8 ай бұрын
😅😅
@ArthurColfax 3 ай бұрын
Theo, for the love of God, let's talk for 3 hrs, I promise you won't regret it 😂
@LiterateDuck Жыл бұрын
Swardson might be the only dude even close to Theo’s level of randomness. It’s truly amazing to behold.
@vmwindustries Жыл бұрын
I hear you there! Nick is hilarious! You should see him with Riff Raff too. Some wild shit.
@vmwindustries Жыл бұрын
Nick keeps it on the rails!
@anthonylackey2688 Жыл бұрын
Hey Gang! Vote Theo for the Special Olympics Stand-Up Tour!
@tysunzagreus4475 Жыл бұрын
Nick is more random and faster, Theo is more black and white
@devspice Жыл бұрын
That random "Whaaat abouttt usss" adlib by Swardson got me good 🤣
@treverloyaltyanderson6501 Жыл бұрын
Anytime Theo says the words “ we had this one guy “ you know ur in for a treat
@BostonPowers Жыл бұрын
And you know he's no longer with us
@jacobayala7762 Жыл бұрын
@@BostonPowers c
@alexanderjimenez926 Жыл бұрын
@@BostonPowers u
@cryptidian3530 Жыл бұрын
@@BostonPowers F
@hooptywes Жыл бұрын
cuF? Why these comments? Did I miss something here?
@elementofelizabeth Жыл бұрын
I love how Theo got him to bring up the McDonald's tray and it's just a brown tray 😂😂😂
@xrmighty Жыл бұрын
Something about there trays are very nostalgic though. I felt that lol
@xrmighty Жыл бұрын
Still hilarious bc it is just a tray 🤣 lmao
@ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113 7 ай бұрын
Urine is not Brown. Peach.
@Ifyoutalktomeurnotstraight 6 ай бұрын
@@xrmightyI totally forgot that half the time i went to McDonald’s i used to ride the trays down the slide
@NickolaiPetrovitch 27 күн бұрын
@@ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113It is if you’re in kidney failure
@marleeeee3437 Жыл бұрын
i think nick and theo are the only ones who actually understand what each other are saying and i’m here for it
@hadesmusic1175 Жыл бұрын
Nick has cultivated the perfect amount of fame, lol. Everybody knows him but he can go out and drink with fans and just be a regular dude.
@mikehogkurtz1979 Жыл бұрын
Seriously tho! 🤯
@Upforthreenights Жыл бұрын
Best of both worlds
@shmokin702 Жыл бұрын
His part in Just Go With It was so funny with the sheep 😂😂😂
@ohwell808 Жыл бұрын
@@shmokin702 lmao he’s the best “I’m a sheep salesmen”
@alexfx7500 Жыл бұрын
Or is that a excuse to not of gone all the way.
@jasonhumphrey6601 Жыл бұрын
This would be the biggest podcast ever if it was Theo and Nick weekly.
@darktimes3823 Жыл бұрын
I would die of laughter 😂
@Subuccubus Жыл бұрын
Swardson is So funny, why isn't Theo laughing at his jokes!?!?
@CantTellYou Жыл бұрын
@@Subuccubus I’m watching this with your comment in mind & he’s already laughed at 5 Nick jokes
@dlansman Жыл бұрын
I have never laughed this hard in like a decade. Totally agree
@Subuccubus Жыл бұрын
@@CantTellYou Well i appreciate you taking my opinion into consideration! I love both these guys!
@pacino8612 Жыл бұрын
Grandma's Boy hands down one of the most underrated comedies of all time
@Mr.Plant1994 Жыл бұрын
It’s one of the best comedies of all time, but isn’t underrated at all. Literally everyone knows and loves this movie
@StephNuggs Жыл бұрын
It's got fat Jonah Hill in it. You can't miss
@KrystalMimms Жыл бұрын
I agree! It has 100's of quotable lines
@comedychronicles Жыл бұрын
Funny af 😂Nick and his car bed!! 😂😂
@MRios1128 Жыл бұрын
Yeah but it's a sweet fkn car
@TinyDancerX99 Жыл бұрын
The fact that Nick called out that scene in Dumb and Dumber is legit. Most important in the movie
@prsmccarty01 Жыл бұрын
Lawton McKee was literally the principal at Covington from 1972-1990. It blows my mind that Theo's characters are always real. 😆😆😆
@joshrigdon633 Жыл бұрын
It's the best when Theo has a guest that can roll with his jokes and add to em.... Nick gets it
@roughjournalism Жыл бұрын
Can somebody tell Theo to write some new material the return of the rat tour is just the dark arts tour with like three new jokes
@FrontalWaterbed Жыл бұрын
Came here looking for this exact comment.
@19jtown Жыл бұрын
Theo can’t hang with Nick that well tbh
@xavierpaquin Жыл бұрын
Nick is the real deal... His type of humor can make you believe he's dumb, but he's got the quickest mind
@kylemcallister3643 Жыл бұрын
100 percent. Great vibin on this POD. "I got catfished by a catfish" turned out to be a salmon.
@maravelous3513 Жыл бұрын
Nicks eye contact and facial expressions to the camera are amazing😂
@af631GFY 10 ай бұрын
The pill that can make you live forever. 😆 his face at the camera.
@af631GFY 10 ай бұрын
His little mumbles when he adds to a statement is my fav.
@KrystalMimms Жыл бұрын
I never knew Nick wrote Grandma's Boy...easily the funniest movie from the early 2000's era. So many quotable lines, mixed with that off the wall, random humor. Also he was my fave side character on Reno 911 as the gay roller skater 😆 simply the best!
@therealenzadi Жыл бұрын
what about his character in just go with it?
@theramplocal Жыл бұрын
Alex, you have a package up front Cool! I hope it's a naked dude, w a boner!
@salvagemonster3612 Жыл бұрын
Ehh it’s alright. It’s kinda one of them laugh first time you see it and second time go yawn. Third time Passs
@angelab904 Жыл бұрын
His character in Benchwarmers was hilarious too. Lol.
@tyleroconnor1534 Жыл бұрын
@@salvagemonster3612 wrong
@keithstapleton2087 Жыл бұрын
laid off my job 2 days ago. woke up early to make money doing doordash. this helped me raise my chin and laugh for the morning, enjoy your life yall and ty for helping me get through mine
@hubrisnxs2013 Жыл бұрын
Best of luck in your journey, brother
@danhex Жыл бұрын
You will be arite keep your chin up
@veenchel Жыл бұрын
Met a 60 year old fellow door dasher today who told mr he cleared 95k last year lol
@charliedillon1400 Жыл бұрын
@@veenchel Dude he ate 95 french fries. You totally misheard him.
@salvagemonster3612 Жыл бұрын
So you chose door dash? There is currently over 8 million jobs waiting for man power. From restaurants to warehouse to management etc etc. we have been looking for five people for 3 different positions where I work for over 14 months now.
@jay.brs25 Жыл бұрын
Theo & Nick are on the same level, their bullshitting/riffing together is almost unmatched.
@Zeek_Ay Жыл бұрын
couple of beautiful word boys 🤣
@primalentity9824 Жыл бұрын
They’re both really on a different level than everyone else haha
@belinedawska6363 Жыл бұрын
Callen & Deli'a
@maxgriffin3448 Жыл бұрын
Only I feel like Swardson's stories actually happened... Theo just plays pretend all day.. Not hating on him, he's super entertaining. But he constantly makes stuff up.
@boltgang6192 Жыл бұрын
Theo and donnell Rawlings is my other favorite
@Tezok19 Жыл бұрын
Nick’s movie roles have never failed to make me die of laughter. He’s up there with Chris Tucker, Jack Black, and Adam Sandler for me.
@salvagemonster3612 Жыл бұрын
Ehhh that’s putting up there with some pretty crappy actors
@Ganun7 Жыл бұрын
as a struggling alcoholic, its so therapeutic to hear nick talk about his sobriety
@thadeej9170 Жыл бұрын
For sure
@tylermontgomery9807 Жыл бұрын
He’s sober now?
@jaketrat3725 Жыл бұрын
@@tylermontgomery9807 no
@Esotericdactyl Жыл бұрын
dont worry he'll be back. he just almost died
@DystopianApocalypse Жыл бұрын
Necrotizing pancreatitis... shit is terrifying. I got acute pancreatitis and that shit was hella painful... can't imagine how Nick felt during that hospital stay.
@jonnyb6700 Жыл бұрын
I wish Nick was more into the podcast scene. One of the funniest guys alive. Would love hundreds more hours of him.
@SincereSentinel 10 ай бұрын
😌 Yes. There are plenty more of us to go around, here in the Midwest, with the same persistent social/personality attributes. But I totally hear you, and agreed. Drinks on me tonight, sign the receipt as Terry Schiavo, I'll cover the tab.
@betteryou7hanme Жыл бұрын
Nick is the only person that can match theo's absurd improv stories. Also: the "bring that up" bit makes me laugh every time.
@BlankB5 Жыл бұрын
bring up a mcdonalds tray? you know what i'm talkin about? yeah.. it's a tray. lmaooo
@Humblemumble7 Жыл бұрын
We're still not sure Theos stories ARE fake! Lmfao
@liambaylis9365 Жыл бұрын
I'd put Harland Williams in that camp too.
@Sogonrei Жыл бұрын
@@Humblemumble7 When I was a newbie, I got sucked in his vortex and you guys had swiftly politely but school me to suck me out as a older sibling would do. Being a empath I would feel sorry for him sometimes and babble leaving these true stories hoping he would feel better. But once I got 30 episodes in then a year, I could tell when he was serious. But some days I just need to tell a story. I feel home here I like this community. I like Theo he's a good one. Big heart, a savant with wordplay. And silly, and doesn't put on a facade.
@anthonylackey2688 Жыл бұрын
Theo is a poster child for abortion.
@RealKingCB Жыл бұрын
4:00 😂❤ my girlfriend, and I took a spontaneous trip down to the keys on a borrowed Harley in April last year. Our last day in Key West we rented a couple scooters and rode down to a random bar on the beach only to see Nick and an associate of his. My girlfriends much younger than me, and didn’t really know him very well, but I recognized him right away. he was sitting in the last chair up against the bar wall and seemingly pretty quiet so I didn’t want to bug him. I showed my girlfriend some movie credits of his and she said that he looked familiar and that I should go talk to him if I was a fan. I protested and said, instead, I would just leave him a note before we left, saying that I really enjoyed all of his movies and stand up and it was cool seeing a celebrity who’s comedy really made me laugh. At this point we were sitting across from him and the fans mounted above were blowing super hard in my girlfriends face so we decided to move to the other side which put us next to Nick and his associate. I told my girlfriend I was gonna go for a swim in the water for a few minutes since we have been drinking for days on end, and at this point, I was just obliterated mentally. After a few minutes, I came back up from the beach only to find my girlfriend, Nick and his buddy having a full-blown conversation, laughing and talking shit. She’s good at starting conversation so I’m extremely grateful for that lol. I stood there for a second with a blank stare on my face, trying to calculate what just happened, but my girlfriend quickly pulled me into the conversation and introduced me to Nick and his buddy we sat and talked and ate. And honestly just had a really good time he was telling us exactly what he’s saying now about how he went down there and just ended up staying in this resort for a really long time longer than he ever expected. Said he was trying to find a house to buy, but couldn’t really decide on anything or find a great deal. People kept coming up to Nick and asking if he was Nick Swardson and trying to get autographs and pictures with him lol I could tell he was grinding his teeth trying to be nice, but also just have a moment to himself to chill out. The point of the story is that Nick was extremely nice to us, and I think he respected the fact that we just talked with him like a normal dude. We all exchange contact info and him and his buddy invited us out to go to a couple places later that night, but we had to leave that day to get back to work the following morning before we left though the coolest part was he offered to take some pictures with us instead of us asking him which was super cool and we definitely got some pictures in. I wish I could post them on the comment thread because they’re pretty fucking funny.
@nd7368 Жыл бұрын
Long read but such a cool story. I've watched Nick for what I feel like is his whole career lol, I'm 37.. he's hilarious. Given us all so many belly laughs and so many movies you can watch every few months and still absolutely love. He's such a classic, imo up there with Jim Carrey and Pauly Shore. Cool that you guys were able to have such a chill impression on him.
@angelab904 Жыл бұрын
That's awesome! I have watched him since he was Terry on Reno 911 and i loved that character so much. I always thought he seemed like he'd be a cool guy in real life and not a dick like some celebrities. Will Ferrell is another one I think would be cool to meet or hang out with in real life.
@spfadden082711 Жыл бұрын
@@nd7368 yeah same. I’m 38 and feel like I have been there for the whole thing.. Reno 911 and his album. Best clip from his album was his skit about baby sitting a baby who committed suicide in the bathtub 😂
@willlazenby1050 Жыл бұрын
These 2 have legit awesome chemistry, love it when Nick does a spot on the pod.
@Meatwad102 Жыл бұрын
Nick Swardson has made me laugh my ass off from the age of 6 to the age of 22. A legend in the flesh.
@jaketrat3725 Жыл бұрын
Sensational
@active.7universal Жыл бұрын
did you go to his in the flesh tour?
@salvagemonster3612 Жыл бұрын
Not a legend but funny.
@spaghettiflop1682 Жыл бұрын
You watch Dane cook too? Legend
@Sully2001 10 ай бұрын
@@spaghettiflop1682Swardson, Dane Cook, Robin Williams, Kevin Hart and John Mulaney were who I listed to on Spotify all the time for a young age. But now there’s so much stuff getting taken off Apple Music/Spotify, it makes me sad😭🤙
@Kilaisawesome Жыл бұрын
It’s go great to see Nick sober. I lived in Key West during the time he spent over a year there and I’d bump into him at the same bar a bunch of times. He seemed great at the start of the night but towards the end I just felt so bad for him. I remember one time walking into the bar and he was sitting outside. I asked him how he was doing and he replied with a dead face “well I got outta bed this morning…. So there’s that….” Great to see him sober. He looks so much happier. All the best to you Nick!
@johnmaurer3097 Жыл бұрын
Unless you've got strong personal hobbies like music or boating, Key West for more than a week sounds pretty miserable. Living out of a hotel and drinking all day every day? I have no doubt he spent well over 500k on that trip, we spend around $1k/day when we go down there. It's a quite expensive place to hangout .
@MRios1128 Жыл бұрын
He's not sober lmao. Dude was just drunk on kill Tony.
@buttersstotch4956 10 ай бұрын
He isn’t sober lol. He has admitted that he went to hard in key west and it put him in the hospital but he def seems to have a hold on his drinking now. He has also said he loved his time in key west and he only stayed there so long because he loved it so much so I’m sure he was alright he has dry humor
@oregonsnob31 4 ай бұрын
You suck…Tryin to make yourself seem better than Nick when you have accomplished next to nothing compared to him. Did your post and your fake concern make you feel important for a second? Hope so.
@amandamarie740 Жыл бұрын
I love how sometimes when Theo starts a story, u know he has no idea where tf it’s going but he goes… and we go with him and it’s great 😂lol
@michaelreta3960 Жыл бұрын
😂
@salvagemonster3612 Жыл бұрын
Because he is creating the lie to fit the audience
@anthonyfletcher8053 Жыл бұрын
@@salvagemonster3612 creating the joke* Just like every other comedian.
@gigacade Жыл бұрын
Nick mentioning 9-5 people casually doing cocaine as I'm doing an absolute gator tail gagger almost made me choke to death 😂
@evelares7128 Жыл бұрын
What is a gator tail gagger?
@BostonPowers Жыл бұрын
@@evelares7128 reread the comment. Ok now that you did, ask yourself. What else could it mean. Coke hyena
@floyddarmody81 Жыл бұрын
@@evelares7128 it’s a mound of that Devils Dandruff!
@jamesweaver7066 Жыл бұрын
@@evelares7128 its something that people who do more than a "casual" amount of cocaine do
@anissafults6027 Жыл бұрын
@@evelares7128 a line the size of a gator tail, gagger meaning it’s such a large amount of cocaine that you will gag when you do the line
@andrewtodd5203 Жыл бұрын
Something about these two together is the perfect duo. They compliment each other and respect each others conversational piece and opinions. They can be goofy and weird and it’s something special. It’s truly hilarious the way they can laugh about everything you can tell that Theo idolizes Nick and thinks he’s super funny, as do we. They are great!
@werdnellagraphics Жыл бұрын
Lol. Theo way funnier then Nick
@andrewtodd5203 Жыл бұрын
@@werdnellagraphics it’s not a competition they are both super funny in their own ways. But okay, Theo is amazing.
@puritywept Жыл бұрын
I keep seeing this same thing on different podcasts with someone and Theo lol
@mrjon75 Жыл бұрын
100 💯👍
@unacceptablecodyberg1402 Жыл бұрын
" the age everyone starts growing" " oh eleven" "Yeah"
@seviren Жыл бұрын
"No contact homosexuality..." "That's called admiration." Lol
@hankdatank09 Жыл бұрын
Fucking loved that line 😂😂😂😂
@seviren Жыл бұрын
@@hankdatank09 Theo is too hung up on cancel... no one would cancel him... he's too nice...
@HYP3RC0L0R Жыл бұрын
I love how these two in particular can improv riff off of each other, it’s absolutely the best combo. They are more on each other’s frequency. It’s magic. I’d like to see a marathon improv back and forth with these guys.
@Natalie-dw9jy Жыл бұрын
These two work so well off of one another. They should start a podcast
@ModerndayStoic Жыл бұрын
Dont know why but i feel like we need a podcast with Theo and Shia labeouf that would be the realest weirdest funniest podcast ever
@jarnold1789 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@pixiestix726 Жыл бұрын
Yessssss
@joedill9073 Жыл бұрын
Theo would ask great questions on fame to him, and just come back with great riffs I'm sure. I just saw a 10 min clip of LaBeouf on my feed. Clicked because of title and name Shia LaBeouf, and said who the hell is this guy and what does he have to say. Within first minute I yelled" Transformers " He seems like it got away from the dark arts of Hollywood.
@being5121 Жыл бұрын
NEED that lol
@tattoofthesun Жыл бұрын
Then they have Nick on as a guest
@abba136 Жыл бұрын
"If you drink an entire bottle of Grey Goose you become an endangered species at that point." -Theo Von 😂😂😂
@amandamarie740 Жыл бұрын
The randomness, the length of their improv stories 😂, the little sounds back and forth…just the best lol
@aum82 Жыл бұрын
“You just want to pick him up and throw him into a ceiling fan” 🤣🤣
@michaelmorse6587 Жыл бұрын
Nick has the creativity and energy for theo, every episode, it’s like a battle of who can say the most random shit
@rustincole_w1339 Жыл бұрын
Looking at Swardson and realizing he can pay a 500K plus bill for a year of fucking off is truly inspiring.
@TJW5050 Жыл бұрын
he actually legit talented and funny tho
@salvagemonster3612 Жыл бұрын
Really? Laying around and doing drugs all day for a year is “inspiring “ to you? Real sad and I pity your generation and the hell they are driving us into
@marshpw Жыл бұрын
Nick Swardson (and Theo) are just pure funny to the core. This duo is constant goofiness, I love it
@thszntatst Жыл бұрын
First 7 minutes, its the most remarkable display of authentic denial 😂
@flex_piper Жыл бұрын
Alex: Dude, your bed's a car.. Jeff: Yeah, but it's a f*ckin' sweet car.
@ADZ1LL4 Жыл бұрын
His parents are getting him rims for christmas...
@InspectorButters4 Жыл бұрын
@@ADZ1LL4 his sister says he should get an alarm........ lol gotta protect that turtle he loves getting balls deep in with his thumb in his mouth 🤣
@shmegma4371 Жыл бұрын
He's gonna get a cb radio to talk to other cars
@andrewmartin1653 Жыл бұрын
Those are his roommates, not his parents.
@kwilson2024 Жыл бұрын
I can’t believe you came on my mom
@josephvanwyk2088 Жыл бұрын
When I see Theo Von and Nick Swardson - I DROP EVERYTHING. These 2 should do a podcast together.
@ericaferrer Жыл бұрын
They should film a movie together lol
@christopherzwicker6509 Жыл бұрын
These 2 should move in with each other.
@JoeG71299 Жыл бұрын
@@christopherzwicker6509 if Theo sees your comment I know he’ll have a chuckle
@worthleast 6 күн бұрын
The disconnect on some of this conversation is so entertaining, Theo was talking about 9th grade and Nick thought he was talking about 9 years old i was basically yelling at my phone
@Friendlyman3 Жыл бұрын
You two together are absolutely hilarious. Thank you Theo and everyone who works on this show.
@C_R_B_R_E_A_K_R Жыл бұрын
Been waiting for another Nick episode!!!! Favorite guest
@AJJBJJ1 Жыл бұрын
Same! Just watched his old ones the other week cause they’re hilarious together 😂
@johnnydepp5351 Жыл бұрын
@@AJJBJJ1 Me too! Nick is a legend 🙌
@roughjournalism Жыл бұрын
Can somebody tell Theo to write some new material the return of the rat tour is just the dark arts tour with like three new jokes
@wickywhybsgaming Жыл бұрын
Nicks a solid number 2, Bobby lee has to be 1
@bjornironside7609 Жыл бұрын
Definitely the best guest
@JayChadwickRugby Жыл бұрын
Always a good time when Nick comes on the podcast. Theo looks happy and healthy. Onward...
@darren2329 Жыл бұрын
Yeah man. Nick & Theo have good chemistry. Would also love to see him bring Tim Gaither on the show. Another funny dude who would mesh well.
@SingleMaltBuckeye Жыл бұрын
Sounds like an old lady smoker. Or Ernest P Warrel
@drolgaws Жыл бұрын
is "onward" a Riley Mau reference? lol
@ben5207 Жыл бұрын
@@drolgaws it’s a Theo phrase. He says that a lot
@joshuawigan1 Жыл бұрын
he's my favourite too.
@jw6357 Жыл бұрын
i had 20 drinks last night and think i'm dyin you're givin me hope i'll make it through
@paycheck505 Жыл бұрын
Did you make it through?
@jw6357 Жыл бұрын
@@paycheck505 got there buddy thank you
@nicholaslang6187 Жыл бұрын
What nick made Malibu most wanted. I can see that, makes so much sense now
@PrestongSellers Жыл бұрын
Lol 😂 I love the chemistry here. You both say such clever wild outlandish jokes just through imaginative descriptions that I haven’t seen anyone besides nick be able to compete with Theo. This was hilarious 🤣!!
@DanCBearded Жыл бұрын
Agreed, but I have to put Riff Raff in there too
@shankiemctater5822 Жыл бұрын
Dude came to add Riff Raff too as really the only person who can really roll with Theo
@frankbrenner4852 Жыл бұрын
Nick is the best guest. Nobody else can match Theo's absurd stories and hilarious nonsense.
@Smilesonlycantstopwontstop Жыл бұрын
Theo’s story about his dad bumping to NPR driving through his town when Theo was younger is gold! I laugh so hard picturing it.
@elonmusk1010 Жыл бұрын
Nick swardson has easily become my favorite stand up/ podcaster in like a year. Thank you for having him on today.
@nicholastucker9071 Жыл бұрын
Damn what's up Elon? You going to be on next?
@lukapaprica Жыл бұрын
Elon about to buuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssst
@VolatileDisposition Жыл бұрын
He’s so fast, it’s hard to believe how off the cuff hilarious his responses are, like when he called Whitney Cummings an Adderall mannequin with no thought put into it. His mind is a bottomless pool of twisted humor
@VolatileDisposition Жыл бұрын
He’s so fast, it’s hard to believe how off the cuff hilarious his responses are, like when he called Whitney Cummings an adderall mannequin with no thought put into it. His mind is a bottomless pool of twisted humor
@JonnyUnderrated Жыл бұрын
Thank YOU for being a friend! *Golden girls intro, super high volume*
@CezaMVO Жыл бұрын
Nick is so underrated. Sure he's had a couple dud movies, but he's effortlessly funny. I love, seriously who farted. And his burn on Brendan will live forever "you like an Italian Lego". And Theo to Nick "you look like slob drydek".
@bucketpizza5197 Жыл бұрын
Grandmas boy is dope. Rather watch that than sandlers or seth rogan flicks. And I don't hate those movies eighter.
@hiddenknowledge2012 Жыл бұрын
@@bucketpizza5197 Grandmas boy is a classic. Fucking hilarious imo.
@Shredwinlifts Жыл бұрын
When he called Whitney a “adderall mannequin” hahaha
@chrismorabito5865 Жыл бұрын
Or when he called theo "a raccoon dipped in Gary Busey's dick sweat"
@KingCharles3000 Жыл бұрын
“Slob drydek” 🤣🤣🤣 so accurate
@angelab904 Жыл бұрын
The Benchwarmers and Grandmas Boy are hilarious and his Reno 911 character Terry is classic! Lol. They are both on the same level of randomness and I'm here for it.
@Officialmryuck Жыл бұрын
Nick constantly getting attacked by the robot is hilarious 😂
@AJ-das Жыл бұрын
Theo laughing at Nick's obvious strong headed alcoholism is so hilarious. He's looking at him like, "what did you think would happen??"
@anthonywandowicz8084 Жыл бұрын
He isn't an alcoholic he is the hard drinker. If Theo read his big book he would know what alcoholism looks like but I'm not surprised. Theo isn't even a real alcoholic or addict. He gets some time sober goes out for a night and he parties banging bitches and then he stops. OH no you had the control and power to stop immediately. Alcoholics don't stop
@AJ-das Жыл бұрын
@@anthonywandowicz8084 lolol you know this dude so well.
@cloudbloom Жыл бұрын
@@anthonywandowicz8084 bruh I think you missed the point of the original comment
@marniee.d.5511 Жыл бұрын
@@anthonywandowicz8084 Addiction presents itself in different ways… anyone who has attended meetings at reputable chapters or has read the Big Book knows that. People relapse all the time, but there are many amazing people in AA meetings who haven’t touched alcohol in more than a decade but still attend meetings because alcoholism taunts them every single day.
@kitty10141 Жыл бұрын
@@Sprite_525 I think Tony should hand out more of his great wisdom about addiction. I fiend for his knowledge like a real addict
@RayBanWearinDog Жыл бұрын
43:00 “What would you have been you think, a carpenter?” Nick immediately nodding: “ I would’ve gone to carpentry college”
@amerikanskispy2915 Жыл бұрын
Minor in P. F. Chang’s
@jaqueitch 11 ай бұрын
I used to drink quite a lot. Thank God I got sober. Life is so much better in every way.
@snorkelpoofed 7 ай бұрын
Funniest Theo podcast I've ever watched!!😂😂😂😂 In my car crying laughing! Love you Theo
@officialsmoak Жыл бұрын
Bro these two are perfect together, roll off each other like mad 😂
@33shoobs Жыл бұрын
Absolutely nothing was talked about this whole episode and I love that
@metalcavy33 Жыл бұрын
These guys chemistry is off the charts. Pure entertainment.
@dynaguy3 5 ай бұрын
Watching this right after his last appearance on the podcast was hilarious. The last one ended with Nick saying he was 2 months sober and now he's sobra kai. Then this podcast starts with him saying the exact same thing despite the year in between
@TheArtofGuitar Жыл бұрын
Fellow Minnesotan here. Nick is one of those people that just cannot not be hilarious. Quick witted too...Brick Moranis! I almost died laughing.
@bbbbbbb51 Жыл бұрын
We have a few gems who started here. Nick Swardson, Chad Daniels, & Maria Bamford are my top 3.
@BlazerHead Жыл бұрын
Minnesota baby .. gang
@kylemcallister3643 Жыл бұрын
Nick can kick it with Theo! dude fits in perfect.
@ryanwelch3675 Жыл бұрын
Nick and Theo are awesome on a podcast. Grandma’s boy is hands-down my favorite I still wanted to sequel to that so bad
@trogman43988 Жыл бұрын
Naw sequels always suck. Let grandmas boy stand on its own as the masterpiece it is
@cashkrop Жыл бұрын
Grandmas boy is your favorite movie? huh. ok, to each his own, I suppose
@frenchtoast2319 Жыл бұрын
@@cashkrop im not tan, im bronzed.
@chrissellner7657 Жыл бұрын
@@frenchtoast2319 dude, it's July
@pillowfightchampion1988 Жыл бұрын
No suppose, that’s how the world works. People have different views and opinions. It’s not my favorite movie, but what makes my favorite movie different than yours, or his?
@TheCrimsonMoogle Жыл бұрын
Love you Theo. You are genuine and it shows. Nick Swardson is amazing, I will listen to any podcast he is in.
@SoulKingBK Жыл бұрын
I can not express how much i miss nick's comedy. I still listen to his albums on a consistent basis.
@BrandNewHeavy Жыл бұрын
Nick told the Norm alcoholism disease joke perfectly.
@kentayjohnson2172 Жыл бұрын
Theo I got into a bed the other day that my friend was in and you’re right about feeling another man’s warmth, but it felt good to be warm. It’s already an igloo here in Canada. Gang gang brother
@BodieMoto Жыл бұрын
Pause brother, gang gang
@chumsole3463 Жыл бұрын
where in canada are you? southern Ontario aint an igloo... Dont group us all together, this is a big place.
@TourDead Жыл бұрын
Gay Gang
@topshottadondada6805 Жыл бұрын
@@chumsole3463 nobody grouped yall together except yourself. You think ontario the only place in canada or what? Lmao
@Deathxcore1 Жыл бұрын
Onward
@patrickchico2798 Жыл бұрын
The feather signing conversation KILLED me LOL. When Nick made that chicken noise 😂😂😂
@devspice Жыл бұрын
SAME!!
@scotthuber7094 Ай бұрын
love Theo's humility, about writing/developing a movie for example
@AgentRacerX Жыл бұрын
I was so sad when Norm passed. It always makes me happy to hear his close friends in real life talk about him
@danadoug13 Жыл бұрын
Who is Norm? RIP THO¹ 100%
@greazymcgeezy Жыл бұрын
@@danadoug13 Norm MacDonald. He was a brilliant comedian. Got famous on Saturday Night Live at the same time as Chris Farley (RIP), Phil Hartman (RIP), David Spade, Rob Schneider, Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Tim Meadows... Almost the entire cast of those seasons made it, great time to be watching it live.
@mattmart2888 Жыл бұрын
Swardson is so freaking hilarious. When he does the random noises after saying something 😂😂😂
@ukgukgukg Жыл бұрын
“Peeeeeeeewwwwwwww”
@patrickchico2798 Жыл бұрын
🐔
@angelocean365 Жыл бұрын
I love the back n forth banter freestyling and cultural references. Friggin hilarious!
@caseycoburn9275 Жыл бұрын
This is one of the great comedy duos, if you guys toured together I'd buy a ticket
@thewind6047 Жыл бұрын
Nick doesn’t need the money, buddy is rolling in cash. Would be fun though
@sarahgranados9830 Жыл бұрын
“Did the ambulance pick you up at arrivals or departures?!” Best question.
@poopstainhotdog1 Жыл бұрын
Swardson is one of the greats of this past era. Incredible stand up and his sketch show was fucking hilarious. Also his chemistry with Theo is unmatched.
@jaqueitch 11 ай бұрын
Amen. Once I hit my bottom, doctors told me I was very close to death. I am over 3 years sober now and wouldn't change a thing. Sobriety is so much better.
@andrewmartinez8882 Жыл бұрын
Nick Swardson is a national treasure and we need to protect him at all cost, such an underrated comedian so much talent and so funny one of the quickest wittiest comedians I’ve ever heard, and one of the more unknown writers for Adam Sandler hilarious man over all!!!
@jaketrat3725 Жыл бұрын
He is sweet like candy
@chelsea9493 Жыл бұрын
I went on a hike last year and listened to their last podcast together. The Joe Rogan bit cracked me up
@salvagemonster3612 Жыл бұрын
Ok a national treasure isn’t a alcoholic drug addict comedy actor.
@EXITLlFE Жыл бұрын
@@salvagemonster3612 umm actually that's exactly what a national treasure is
@Spittin_Sax Жыл бұрын
Well, get out there and protect the man then! Stand guard outside his home overnights, and pop inside to test his food for poison.
@admfrm610 Жыл бұрын
I’m an 8th grade teacher and trust me these kids are absolutely ruthless
@christopherchesaux3554 Ай бұрын
Swardson- :I gotta pee really bad." Theo- "Ya, got outside,,, or use the bathroom." says it as naturally as possible. Lmao.
@WilliamTaylor-qj3jy 5 ай бұрын
Love Nick, AMAZING live, favorite funniest Theo I've seen him being paired with Nick, made Theo step up his game!
@SeanGuyDude Жыл бұрын
Nick zoning out for a millisecond and talking to himself at 9:40 saying “there’s still time” for him to come up with piss pranks is just fucking hilarious to me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Swoozy724 Жыл бұрын
I caught that too I was crying when he said that 😂
@jaseplet5657 Жыл бұрын
He really said that! Lol and I felt that so hard
@lav7161 Жыл бұрын
Aw man! 🤣 I was playing it in the background and didn't catch it. Hilarious
@SpragginsDesigns Жыл бұрын
That scene in Dumb and Dumber always was extremely hard-hitting to me. I think people forget about it halfway through the movie, but it gets deep on several levels all throughout. Love Nick Swardson.
@user-in4xp3ho3i Жыл бұрын
👆message me directly. √
@louiss1625 Жыл бұрын
Nick Swardson’s incredibly funny. mad respect
@Rainmandrops360 11 ай бұрын
59:22 “remember growing up and there wasn’t a lot of Mexicans” looks up from lifting boxes at my warehouse job and there’s a Mexican driving a tow-motor 😂
@Papapickles69 Жыл бұрын
Dude I was just on a binge and had to watch Whitney’s podcast to see Nick, thank you so much king :,)
@Arokosaki Жыл бұрын
...putting up with Jack Skellington to get some Nick shows your level of commitment to the cause. Bless you sir.
@daledan-tony8722 Жыл бұрын
adderall mannequin is still a top tier burn. Unreal pull
@andrewtruex Жыл бұрын
I think she's attractive
@Papapickles69 Жыл бұрын
@@andrewtruex I dunno she did the tweaker hair pat, I don’t know if she’d deserve you brotha
@AnotherLameBot Жыл бұрын
I also had to watch Whitney’s podcast for Tim Dillon and Nick Swardson
@ripF5C Жыл бұрын
This is genuinely one of the best podcast episodes of ANY podcast I've watched recently. These two compliment each other in such a perfectly hilarious way.
@andrewhanna6246 Жыл бұрын
im listening to the first episodes at the same time as going backwards with the newest episodes, and i think its cool hearing the same stories from Theo. Makes them more believable and that much more funny. Love the podcast, im trying for all of them my guy!
@tylerhaptonstall9882 Жыл бұрын
These two are awesome together! I love their jokes they intertwine with each other.
@ellecee7974 Жыл бұрын
Nick's sober energy is so hyped like adderal or cokey vibe, same vibe people get from me after being 5 years sober from those drugs and drink
@justinlindsey9178 Жыл бұрын
Theo is definitely in his zone on this one , asking all the right questions at the right time , this man in dialed in right now
@Peapodzilla Жыл бұрын
What was a good question he asked?
@justinlindsey9178 Жыл бұрын
@@Peapodzilla what’s the furthest you think you’ve drink and drove , that’s a good one there’s plenty more
@oregonsnob31 4 ай бұрын
Ooohh thank you so much for this. I just laughed so so hard and its been months since I have. This level of double genius is literally a health supplement for your soul.
@vindigregorio6697 9 ай бұрын
Nick ALWAYS makes me laugh, but I was dying the whole movie when he was Dolph Lungren in Just Go With It. 😂
@tylarstauffer1089 Жыл бұрын
I love when Nick is a guest. When these two go back and forth, it is laugh out loud funny.
@seabassleak6797 Жыл бұрын
The riff raff episodes got some competition of being my all time favorite after this absolute hitter 😎
@dcents5458 8 ай бұрын
Nick's Comedy Central Presents stand up special with the arcade game(s) in the back and his Stand-up was hilarious.....the best
@johnlynch5505 Жыл бұрын
1:37:00 Nick with the catfish catfish bit caught me off guard lmao I was dying
@johnnyshags2 Жыл бұрын
You two are such a great combo! Trips me out every now and then when Nick is blown away by how far Theo takes it hahaha good stuff
@TotallyNoCat Жыл бұрын
Nick is always an amazing guest. Grandma's Boy is 1 of my all time favorite movies.
@cp-sh9nj Жыл бұрын
How can they see me??
@EXITLlFE Жыл бұрын
Nick's deadpan humor is hilarious. These two compliment eachothers sense of humors well
@jrogue3710 9 ай бұрын
When Theo said “….he was….just having paint…” I f’d up my attempt doing a winged eyeliner, almost stabbed myself in eye, and absolutely was keeled over laughing with a watery, eyeliner running eye for 3 straight minutes 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Marfmellow88 Жыл бұрын
I was so happy to see this!! I just discovered Nick's first visit on the podcast and he was one of my favourite guests ever, he and Theo vibe really well!
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