nicknames are my love language

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Cleolonglegs

4 ай бұрын

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@Issa.nicholas 4 ай бұрын

“Bicycle seat lookin ass” got me pretty good ngl 😂

@jocelynarroyo1799 4 ай бұрын

Me too!🤣🤣🤣

@Saucisse_Praxis 4 ай бұрын

I can't unsee it now

@dogg92 4 ай бұрын

This one broke me

@TucoDog-ho6fw 3 ай бұрын

This gal is hilarious. I thought big booty Judy was funny till she said that. 👍🏻

@sixteezchild 3 ай бұрын

I LOVE your dogs! We have come cooky names for our bloodhounds too! It's all in love!

@3SquirrelsInATrenchcoat 4 ай бұрын

Not one of these names need any explanation. These all make perfect sense. Yes, yes. 🧐

@Ichijo-ot7om 3 ай бұрын

The maker themselves has agreed 🧐

@hilhaswheels 4 ай бұрын

"Pumpkin pie 3 ft high" is the cutest thing I've ever heard 😂

@Citcrustacean36 3 ай бұрын

hairy mclary, from Donaldson's dairy

@mhm77887 4 ай бұрын

"the long arm of the law" is my favourite

@adammitchel1894 4 ай бұрын

It really got me for some reason 😭

@miriamduhamel8679 4 ай бұрын

my mom calls me squirmy wormy. i am honored to share a nickname with such a magnificent creature

@khutchinsoncpa1 4 ай бұрын

I, too, called my children wormy squirmy. I will inform them of the honor this has bestowed upon them.

@Heliaclay 4 ай бұрын

My mom calls me the Great Depression

@partyponyz1239 4 ай бұрын

Oh dear. Abby cannot use these anymore.

@kallistiX1 4 ай бұрын

Slenderman's Cousin Cleo with the most apt picture I've ever seen.

@CommanderWiggins 4 ай бұрын

I feel like one of the signs that you love your pets is having an obscenely long list of nicknames for them that only grows longer and more absurd by the day.

@spiwolf6998 4 ай бұрын

Mr. Sam, Sammy, Sangwich, Sandwich the Terrible, Sandoichi-kun, Mr. Sandwich-pants, Barky lad, Foul Hound, Loathsome Cur, Steppy Boi, Mr. Poopy Butthole, Dr. Dribbles, Tissue Water, Dirty Curtain Wagger.

@loppie_445 4 ай бұрын

Carpet Muncher Little Hyena Jackal Baby Lola Wola (sometimes with an added cool your mola) Little tornado Babygirl Girlypop Bed Muncher Tasmanian Devil (We’ve had her for 7 months and the list is only gonna get longer)

@DerpDevilDD 4 ай бұрын

@@spiwolf6998 Jack, Jackie, Jackie boyee (immediately followed by Jackie babyyy), jackers, jacker-doo, Jackson, jacksoon, jacksonicus, dogopus, mutt, muttricus, muttrobutticus, goon, goonipus (immediately followed by jacksoonipus), Bubba, bubs, bud, buddy, buddy-bud, budder-boo, and boy-boy And that's just one of 2 dogs and 3 cats lol

@PointsofData 4 ай бұрын

What if I just default to "the big toddler" because there's really no other way to describe him?

@esk8er900 4 ай бұрын

We’ve got a “mini” 75lbs Bernedoodle. His name is Sherlock Holmes and it’s his business to know what others don’t know… that he also goes by “da monster, flip flop, boppo, the floofinator & Mr. Stealyourspot” (plus a bunch more names in Polish I can’t spell). He’s a master of his field cuz he invented it; consulting dogtective.

@geneticepistomology 4 ай бұрын

Full throttle axolotl is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time! Before this woman, these words have never been assembled together.

@anitas5817 4 ай бұрын

One of the best comments

@AmaraJordanMusic 4 ай бұрын

This will eventually be a band name. Has to be. 🤣

@geneticepistomology 3 ай бұрын

@@AmaraJordanMusic That would be awesome. What kind of music would they play? I’d love to participate, but I sing like a Borzoi and musical instruments don’t like me.

@AmaraJordanMusic 3 ай бұрын

@@geneticepistomologyPop punk, circa 2006. The swishy hair works really well. They also have ✨random tambourine✨

@geneticepistomology 3 ай бұрын

@@AmaraJordanMusic You’ve got a voice. (I listened to your Billie Eilish cover.) And congratulations on all the things :-)

@banahis1 4 ай бұрын

Peanut butter the long way had me in tears

@jaytheeternal4911 3 ай бұрын

The longg way

@cosmo205 2 ай бұрын

@@jaytheeternal4911the loooowng way.

@sydneybentlage1084 4 ай бұрын

"Bicycle seat lookin ass," broke me. I can't quick laughing 😂😂

@fourever2ne1 4 ай бұрын

“Dirty stinky ugly bad muffin girl” Did me in 💀🤣💀🤣 Also Pumpkin pie 3ft high did not allow me to revive so I’m just a ghost right now

@HamEggsButteredToast 4 ай бұрын

The Haunt Croissant! 🥐😅

@romanshagiev9205 4 ай бұрын

The Great Depression, XD. Weight of the entire world on this precious long snooter.

@halllatricia 4 ай бұрын

What that SNOOT do! LMAOOOOO 😂 Bicycle seat looking a**!

@dragrace3477 4 ай бұрын

*looks at my Greyhound* oh we're definitely putting some of these in the rotation! Drama llama, indeed!

@JulieStones 4 ай бұрын

Mine, I ask if he needs to see the manager!

@kmwsweetnesss 4 ай бұрын

Long arm of the law 😂😂 all these names are too funny!

@cedrus.forest_. 4 ай бұрын

personally i spiritually reconcile with clebus and pipe cleaner

@chondele 4 ай бұрын

I will be using “Side-Eye Sally.”

@jannasaslaw9986 4 ай бұрын

People have nothing on the side-eye ability of dogs.

@RoxxsSoxxs 4 ай бұрын

These nicknames need no explanation and they are glorious.

@ecbst6 4 ай бұрын

The Haunt Croissant better be available in Paris this coming June.

@Goibniu001 4 ай бұрын

"Friar Cut??" 🤣🤣🤣

@mind-brainstudio927 3 ай бұрын

Also known as The Larry Fine.

@robbe-eo5ko 4 ай бұрын

Dirty stinky ugly bad muffin girl has to be the most relatable nickname for a dog ever. I call mine something quite similar on a regular basis. Obviously there is no creature on this earth I could love more. Oh, to be worthy of such a nickname...

@MercuryBPW 4 ай бұрын

Full throttle axolotl cought me fully off guard and I love it 😂

@eringallagher6408 4 ай бұрын

I laughed far too loudly at "Dirty Stinky Ugly Bad Muffin Girl"

@willhudson5625 4 ай бұрын

I love the way you narrate your videos 😂

@johnhudson1234 4 ай бұрын

OMG! - those adorable nicknames all make perfect sense.

@Truckngirl 4 ай бұрын

This made my eye tear! Dude! Part of your appeal is your voice. Cheers to Earpod and Shrimp on the Barbie!

@KnorpelDelux 4 ай бұрын

Abba dabba dingdong reminds me of the Office...Pamalamadingdong

@icegirl2246 4 ай бұрын

Haha good point

@DalesDubs 4 ай бұрын

KZfaq prompted me to translate this comment 😂

@KnorpelDelux 4 ай бұрын

@@DalesDubs What language does it suggest?

@SquirtleHK 4 ай бұрын

Abby, I too am a Panic Titanic!🤣🤭🚢 Also, Pipe-Cleaner is such a good nickname!! Fuzzy Sticks!🧡🐩

@Eilo-Smirnoff 4 ай бұрын

My dog pepper has a few too including.. peppin step, poopin pep, pep doggy dog, Pepe le pew and doctor pepper 😅 love your videos 😊

@Persephonealix 4 ай бұрын

They all make sense though ha

@conaldeugenepeterson2147 4 ай бұрын

Slithery Little Sneaky Snake is by far my favorite

@Psyduck0307 4 ай бұрын

I’m in tears 😂 I’m glad I’m not the only one with weird ass names for my pet

@cuntdork 4 ай бұрын

Clebus is my favorite. I call my cat goobus all the time (used to say goober, but.. spiced it up a bit)

@haniapopowska8966 4 ай бұрын

Drama Llama, Squirmy Wormy and Full Throttle Axolotl are my favorites!!

@tiffy717 4 ай бұрын

These names crack me up! This is hilarious it’s killing me

@MidnightDragon420 4 ай бұрын

😂 I have some of the same ones for my Borzoi. I call him my Stinky Boy and tell him all the time his head looks like a bicycle seat, among other nicknames

@hh__3347 4 ай бұрын

"Big booty Judy" got me 😂

@SBN89 4 ай бұрын

Thanks now every time I look at a sight hound I’m going think of a bicycle seat LOL

@SG11235 4 ай бұрын

😂 I can relate. For my windhound: Puppy Guppy, Gupp-aroo, Bunny-roo-roo, Fuzzy Beak, Fluff-enough-phagus… just to start…

@nicholahill3482 4 ай бұрын

What that snoot do lmao 🤣 😂 love it

@yavarnikanjam7954 4 ай бұрын

I really can not get enough of these two guys and the voice is perfect

@shivangi1307 4 ай бұрын

I have a cat named Gobi. Sometimes I call him Lauren Boebert (Gobi=Gober=Bober=Boebert) and shame him for being a conspiracy theorist.

@lesliehankins3916 4 ай бұрын

Shaaaaaaame🔔 shammmmmme🔔

@msducky2193 4 ай бұрын

These videos always I means always make me smile and laugh, even on rough days! You are amazing

@matsug5704 4 ай бұрын

The Haunt Croissant made me choke on my saliva xD

@SolrSurfr3 4 ай бұрын

“Full-throttle axolotl” is my new favorite combination of words

@mikimodiq8263 4 ай бұрын

"Dirty stinky ugly bad muffin girl" had me rolling 😂

@Meredith-nw3po 4 ай бұрын

dirty stinky ugly bad muffin girl is my personal favorite and i will be using that for my dog now.

@meatwad3000 4 ай бұрын

Hilarious. Ive never heard of a silken windhound and now i have one on my dreamdog list, which already includes a borzoi. ❤❤❤

@jac2062 4 ай бұрын

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen thank you for curing my seasonal depression

@christineadams1031 4 ай бұрын

Your dogs make my day ❤

@gomitatsu6337 4 ай бұрын

'The long arm of the law' and 'the great depression' is so good. XD

@Apolloa4 4 ай бұрын

Almost got a side cramp from laughing at all these great nicknames! Thank you for sharing! :D

@ApatheticPotato 4 ай бұрын

All these nicknames with no explanation make perfect sense

@harerutoast 4 ай бұрын

My cat is called “emotional support big ass”

@justhereee 4 ай бұрын

I cant even finish my laugh each time HELP there's so much happening-

@bodhiswayze1892 2 ай бұрын

Cleo looks like an Axolotl! 😊❤

@zcarp8642 4 ай бұрын

The blurry as all hell picture and the demonic bite for "danger noodle" gives all the explanation needed

@sophiehughes1011 4 ай бұрын

I love them all! All my cats have random nicknames, they just come out naturally 😅

@jramsey9690 4 ай бұрын

Every day I look forward to these girls…and your deadpan delivery. Love it. If you don’t have silly nicknames for your dogs, what is wrong with you??

@joannamcpeak7531 4 ай бұрын

The great depression.. I'm dead 😂😂😂

@ethanbuttazzi2602 4 ай бұрын

"slenderman's cousin cleo" is by FAR the best one kkkkkkkkkk

@WolfThornBlu 4 ай бұрын

This is the funniest damn thing I have seen in days 😂😂😂

@AmazingAutist 4 ай бұрын

The Great Depression fucking _slayed_ me 😂

@pacifistcowboy 2 ай бұрын

they’re all impeccable. there’s so many clever ones yet clebus is for some reason my favourite

@user-hx8kv7yf2z 4 ай бұрын

Dirty stinky ugly bad muffin girl is my absolute favorite 😂😂

@northernhills863 4 ай бұрын

"Hunny Bunny" pic cracked me up... =D

@laneyhesse8102 3 ай бұрын

"Noggin...Dude," followed swiftly by "The Great Depression" had me rolling

@pupskin123 4 ай бұрын

All are great but Clebus! Stand out 😂😅😂😅xx

@Molo4ov 4 ай бұрын

This is just what I call my homies

@boredniko2406 4 ай бұрын

Full throttle axolotl and the haunt croissant got me

@CorruptedKilljoy 4 ай бұрын

My mom calls our GSD "big booty Judy" too lmao

@joshg.6893 4 ай бұрын

BICYCLE SEAT LOOKIN ASS GOT ME GOOD

@Thehellwalker5564 4 ай бұрын

Full Throttle Axolotl killed me

@emmareid7672 4 ай бұрын

I am living for side-eye sally!! Ugh, she is my motto for today…

@ollyveye 4 ай бұрын

Friar cut made the best sense to me

@Cara-39 4 ай бұрын

The long arm of the law 😂😂

@arsonne 4 ай бұрын

Most of these could be either of them and I love them all

@snarlysuwithmissleeloo 4 ай бұрын

Omgoodness!!! I love all their nicknames! Your puppies are so cool! Thank you for always making me giggle. "D.S.U.B.muffingirl" & "FT-axolotl" I am adding to my list of 'great vocabulary for everyday use'! 🖤🎵🎶

@kubby206 4 ай бұрын

These dogs bout to be in the next A24 horror movie 😊

@AllTheButtons87 4 ай бұрын

The photos are really giving the nicknames though! Love these 😂

@gamingnintendogames9457 Ай бұрын

That last one was perfect What the heck is that 😎So perfect😎

@ramsesvega8478 2 ай бұрын

These poor dogs catch all the strays 😂

@dmk_games 4 ай бұрын

No explanation needed. Basically a Namer more powerful than Kvothe.

@ISayEssays 3 күн бұрын

Full throttle axolotl broke me.

@thecalmcharismatic 4 ай бұрын

Died laughing seriously, "bicycle seat looking ass"

@Avery-rk7dt 3 ай бұрын

“Crunchwrap supreme” and “pipe cleaner” need absolutely NO explanation. Proven by scientific research.

@Arcanefungus 4 ай бұрын

Friar cut, dont do her dirty like that 😂

@HyperfixatationInc 4 ай бұрын

Sometimes i call my dog "your face" and not like how you're thinking. I'll see her and go "Ooh! It's her! It's your face!"

@sasoridanna9250 4 ай бұрын

Peanut butter jelly the looong way 😮

@amberw2823 4 ай бұрын

None of these need explination, they are self-explanitory!!! Love them

@thefudgems 4 ай бұрын

This is the funniest sh!t I’ve ever seen.

@kmlrm2021 4 ай бұрын

The Haunt Croissant 😂

@borgesguerardi 4 ай бұрын

your delivery is just so impeccable i feel like you could make the bible sound funny

@truBAYswagg 3 ай бұрын

“full throttle axolotl” sounds like a fire band name 🤣🤣

@crackdoggies 4 ай бұрын

Adorable ❤

@doylethechocolatelab 4 ай бұрын

"the long arm of the law" 💀

@doirlylmao008 4 ай бұрын

PB&J THE LONG WAY UUHDHDH OBSESSED how does that phrase with Abby make ABSOLUTE sense

@gamingkat1419 4 ай бұрын

I love how even without context all these nicknames just make sense😹

@marymaclaren9553 4 ай бұрын

I need to thank you for this video.