Night of Horror - The Best of The Cinema Snob

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5 жыл бұрын

Originally Aired: 9/4/2011. The Cinema Snob reviews a movie so bad it makes him fast forward.

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@Lollbunzee
@Lollbunzee 2 жыл бұрын
I came here because of an interview about the making of this film in Stephen Thrower's wonderful book Nightmare USA (although I already knew about Brad since I've been a fan since high school lol). The director, Tony Malanowski, said that the name was a reference to an old Bela Lugosi movie called Night of Terror, although during shooting they jokingly referred to this film as Night of Malarkey, as well as Night of Bankruptcy. He shot the film with a budget of $4000 and undertook all of the technical aspects, except for practical effects, since he wanted to experience as much of making a movie as he could. Something which worked out for him in the end since he now has a "comfortable six figure" job working for Hollywood studios. Funnily enough, he also said the opening "bar scene" wasn't supposed to take place in a bar, it was simply how the basement in his friend's house looked, nothing more. They spoke quietly during that scene since the friend's brother was upstairs studying for his medical school exams, and one of the reasons they kept the cameras pointed at their backs was that the actors didn't have the time to learn their lines, so they placed their scripts on the counter.
@cyrus9074
@cyrus9074 5 жыл бұрын
I really miss the old intro from this one. Snob: "Thank God there is not another those." Video: "Believe or not I'm walking on air" Snob: FUCK
@lich109
@lich109 5 жыл бұрын
Finally, we get to one of the movies where the camera used to film it was the same one the Cinema Snob used to review it.
@crimsondynamo615
@crimsondynamo615 5 жыл бұрын
lich109 feels more like it was filmed with the camera during the episodes where he was laying in the floor
@MagnumBill91
@MagnumBill91 5 жыл бұрын
"Thank God the whole episode's back on KZfaq." (intro cut) "FUCK!" (episode continues)
@pinkdebugger
@pinkdebugger 5 жыл бұрын
This is my favourite Snob’s episode ever. I wish he did more 70s shit today.
@GreycatRademenes
@GreycatRademenes 5 жыл бұрын
I agree here. I miss all the obscure 60-70s stuff (though I realize there is a finite amount of those), also I feel that if the movies main dela is that it's really really boring, it forces some of the best jokes out of Brad X3>
@nakenmil
@nakenmil 5 жыл бұрын
I miss it too. I actually miss the really gory Z-grade shot on shitteo stuff - even if it made me queasy back in the day.
@Crrrow
@Crrrow 5 жыл бұрын
@@GreycatRademenes I wish he'd do that "Kansas City Blender Massacre" film he showed an IMDB film for in one of his other shot on shitteo film.
@TheListenerCanon
@TheListenerCanon 3 жыл бұрын
@@GreycatRademenes I feel the same about NC. He used to like 80s-90s shitty kids movies but now he does anything recent. I know Nostalgia can be considered in different timelines, but there's no reason he should do stuff that just came out even if he has nostalgic backgrounds. I do enjoy/watch the occasional NC if it's a movie I want him to review with then and there but I've grown tired of him most of the time.
@jadedheartsz
@jadedheartsz 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheListenerCanon I was fine with NC reviewing more recent films, what I didn't get was him reviewing films that were still playing in theaters, that just made zero sense to me.
@mathieuleader8601
@mathieuleader8601 5 жыл бұрын
you need trucker pills to watch this movie
@dustinnelson8817
@dustinnelson8817 Жыл бұрын
Lmao!!! No joke!
@flmbyz
@flmbyz 5 жыл бұрын
I wish you were somehow able to preserve that mid-theme "F***!!!" stinger that made that opening punchline work.
@artistwithouttalent
@artistwithouttalent 5 жыл бұрын
I don't know, I feel like it still works if you show footage from what is clearly another movie about undead confederates.
@Nobodyimportant85
@Nobodyimportant85 Жыл бұрын
When I've had a rough day, watching The Cinema Snob really helps me unwind. I am a very, very strange man.
@thomasjenkins7506
@thomasjenkins7506 5 жыл бұрын
"the best of the cinema snob" has never been more accurate. i love this review.
@DemiBirdDoes
@DemiBirdDoes 5 жыл бұрын
I actually camped just next to a confederate graveyard in the Ozarks. It was our most comfortable night, considering the flooding that we experienced later. No zombies, but we did find a salamander and heard wip o wills all night, which were a little spooky. Wasn't the campsite where we got covered in daddy long legs either.
@scitechian
@scitechian 5 жыл бұрын
They were just standing guard, protecting innocent travelers from lesser bugs.
@TheBattlesword
@TheBattlesword 5 жыл бұрын
Funny that this movie has a guy named Tony Stark: the post credits scene in Iron Man 3 showed Tony in therapy. I wonder why...
@BulletTooth504
@BulletTooth504 5 жыл бұрын
And not even by a real therapist. This movie was the worst MCU post-credits ever.
@a.jlewissonicski5278
@a.jlewissonicski5278 3 жыл бұрын
I think Disney is gonna buy this movie so that this could be Tony Stark’s College film
@whiteydiamond
@whiteydiamond 5 жыл бұрын
The movie sounds like it's underwater
@UlshaRS
@UlshaRS 5 жыл бұрын
The real horror, it's an oral book report and we all have to listen to it.
@BrendanJSmith
@BrendanJSmith 3 жыл бұрын
Why does the main character look like a combination of every original member of Black Sabbath?
@johnoneil9188
@johnoneil9188 5 жыл бұрын
And after the second battle of Bull Run was over General Grand turned to his men and said:"One day I am gonna get that filthy animal!"
@Kochiha
@Kochiha 5 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite Cinema Snob episodes, and I'm quite glad to see it though official channels again. At least Ax 'Em had shit happening in it; this is one of the most unsalvageable stinkers I've ever seen heavily edited snippets of.
@aiberlane3390
@aiberlane3390 5 жыл бұрын
Glad to see this episode again. It's an insanely bad, boring movie, but such a fun review!
@Praetorian8814
@Praetorian8814 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure the best thing about this movie is the piano score.
@poetbrypaul
@poetbrypaul 5 жыл бұрын
Nice! I miss the old, old episodes! This was from when I first discovered the snob 😁 more, please...
@futuredeadcamper1736
@futuredeadcamper1736 5 жыл бұрын
The title is full of s***. This film has nothing to do with the death and demise of Ben Tramer
@deadskrillaskrit2078
@deadskrillaskrit2078 5 жыл бұрын
Language!
@randalgraves6979
@randalgraves6979 5 жыл бұрын
Hes fine. #JusticeForRonGrady
@SpeedyEric1
@SpeedyEric1 5 жыл бұрын
#TooSoon
@randalgraves6979
@randalgraves6979 5 жыл бұрын
SpeedyEric1 For Grady? Its been 34 years. 🤨
@Tareltonlives
@Tareltonlives 5 жыл бұрын
I miss the old opening but that's copyright "Thank god there's not another one of those" ♫Believe it or not-♫ "FUCK!" 12:19 is one of my favorite Cinema Snob gags ever
@inaciosthirdstudio
@inaciosthirdstudio 11 ай бұрын
11:06 Good lord, the echoing from the whispering ghosts gives me chills down my spine.
@frankez1975
@frankez1975 Жыл бұрын
Man Brad, this is the type of snobbing you need to get back to!
@enlightenednormie242
@enlightenednormie242 7 ай бұрын
I think it's not advertiser friendly anymore 🤷
@gyromurphy
@gyromurphy 5 жыл бұрын
Snob in the morning, snob in the evening, snob for suppertime, when the Snob is on a bagel, you can have snob anytime. Just joking. He doesn't have to be on a bagel
@Master_Yoda1990
@Master_Yoda1990 5 жыл бұрын
No snob, what your actually hearing is Lord Voldemort before getting his body back.
@shawnconway6009
@shawnconway6009 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly? I think this is one of the best episodes you've ever done. It's fantastic. I'd love to see more stuff like this these days.
@EddieHawkinsII
@EddieHawkinsII 5 жыл бұрын
They misspelled the Tony Stark credit; they meant Tony STANK.
@takkycat
@takkycat 5 жыл бұрын
One thing I find rather funny is the raspy voice is so ineffective in this movie but VERY effective in "Us". It goes to show that almost any idea can work in the right hands.
@Phan211
@Phan211 5 жыл бұрын
Sadly the best joke in the whole episode had to be edited out
@cocolime6496
@cocolime6496 5 жыл бұрын
why? what was the joke?
@Phan211
@Phan211 5 жыл бұрын
@@cocolime6496Back when Snob had Believe It or Not as his theme, after he said "Thank god there's not another one of those." It shows his intro with clips of the film and about a quarter of the way through he screams FUCK! It really is the best opening in Snob history.
@darthnecrosis1705
@darthnecrosis1705 5 жыл бұрын
@@Phan211 Agreed, I was so sad to see that part cut out.
@admiralfrosty3495
@admiralfrosty3495 5 жыл бұрын
I miss that theme, it really brings me back to when I first discovered Snob.
@fantastopotomus
@fantastopotomus 5 жыл бұрын
@@admiralfrosty3495 Same! I'd always sing along (poorly)
@Avenger85438
@Avenger85438 5 жыл бұрын
Aw, you took out the mid intro "FUCK!" That was hilarious.
@AaronTheBlackDragon
@AaronTheBlackDragon 5 жыл бұрын
The title "Night of Horro" is not a mistake. Imagine sitting down and wanting to watch a good show and all that was playing is this movie. You know that this thought is pure terror.
@wopjohn
@wopjohn 4 жыл бұрын
Lol there was less driving in Mad Max Fury Road 🚗
@ebwarg
@ebwarg Жыл бұрын
The credits say “CREDITS.” I guess that fits the film’s theme of condescending repetition.
@spencersdh1
@spencersdh1 5 жыл бұрын
Glad to see this classic episode on your official channel!
@blackmariallc
@blackmariallc 5 жыл бұрын
One of my favorites! Hope to see more classic episodes on the page .
@brittlizzzzzz
@brittlizzzzzz 5 жыл бұрын
Who knew ghosts were so talkative and boring
@Ratciclefan
@Ratciclefan 5 жыл бұрын
The Cinema Snub Night of Bore-or
@lindseyc8123
@lindseyc8123 5 жыл бұрын
That Fleetwood Mac joke is more timely now
@reduxmod9178
@reduxmod9178 3 жыл бұрын
"The South will rise again", Literally.
@thenightrider2121
@thenightrider2121 11 ай бұрын
Who's here after the announcement of a new bluray of Curse of the Cannibal Confederates (and Night of Horror) by Vinegar Syndrome?
@enlightenednormie242
@enlightenednormie242 7 ай бұрын
Only you, I'm afraid 😅
@RocaDeearCenjar
@RocaDeearCenjar 5 жыл бұрын
I have wondered what made Brad decide to mellow out the Snob character somewhat. He's much more hostile in his early videos.
@user-mj4rp9gg3i
@user-mj4rp9gg3i 5 ай бұрын
I think part of it is age, but most obviously - he rarely reviews shut-on-shitteo early 70's movies like this.
@henrymockingbird9645
@henrymockingbird9645 3 ай бұрын
I know how cinema snob feels about night of horror I feel the same way about the 1984 horror movie jar
@Hyreia
@Hyreia 5 жыл бұрын
Wait, we're at the 12 minute mark. There's going to be ghosts in this ghost movie, right? Edit: OH. *That* silhouette is a ghost? I genuinely couldn't tell.
@betteryearentertainment4004
@betteryearentertainment4004 2 жыл бұрын
11:55 - I'm with the Snob, emphasis on the "this movie is so fucking boring" part. This makes me want to apologize to literally every other boring thing I've ever seen.
@ChristianMcAngus
@ChristianMcAngus 5 ай бұрын
The jarring instrumental soundtrack reminds me of "In Search Of...".
@bentramer682
@bentramer682 4 жыл бұрын
It confuses me how people making these low budget movies, who probably love movies, have no knowledge or care of filmmaking when making their own movies.
@darthnecrosis1705
@darthnecrosis1705 5 жыл бұрын
Ah damn, he had to cut out the best part due to the intro. God damn it KZfaq.
@Revan058
@Revan058 5 жыл бұрын
What part was that?
@Tareltonlives
@Tareltonlives 5 жыл бұрын
@@Revan058 "Thank god there's not another one of those" ♫Believe it or not-♫ "FUCK!"
@majdo007
@majdo007 5 жыл бұрын
You did the fast forward for the first time. But I remember that there was an old review of yours when instead of reviewing you went to see Inglourious Basterds again. That's even better than pressing FF button. Sadly I don't remember what was the movie that was supposed to be reviewed then.
@cowboy87smith3
@cowboy87smith3 5 жыл бұрын
Not even a B movie Horrier film. It's bad acting, dialog, film, sound and plot. It's so bad it good because it's funny. Best review so far keep the bad coming and keeping us entertain.
@RavenWitchShade
@RavenWitchShade 5 жыл бұрын
Damn KZfaq - sad to see that the opening gag had to be cut like that :(
@greywalker505
@greywalker505 3 жыл бұрын
Y’know, if this film had taken place in Stone Mountain, GA, that might have been interesting. Of course, then it would be about the Klan...who were originally formed by an ex-Confederate, but that’s besides the point.
@jimbrown8026
@jimbrown8026 5 жыл бұрын
Loved this review... But, I think we all want you to revisit Nukie and To catch a yeti.
@insertnamehere8715
@insertnamehere8715 5 жыл бұрын
For whatever reason, I think “Kurse of the Kannibal Konfederates” might have made for a better title.
@greywalker505
@greywalker505 3 жыл бұрын
That would have made more sense.
@briankenney8609
@briankenney8609 5 жыл бұрын
I miss the “ Fuck!!!!” When he finds out the episode has Zombie Confederate Soldiers
@nakenmil
@nakenmil 5 жыл бұрын
Old Snob was so angry. Good stuff. :P
@GruntGamerProductions
@GruntGamerProductions 5 жыл бұрын
So which is scarier? "Night of Horror" or "A Madea Halloween"?
@thEannoyingE
@thEannoyingE 4 жыл бұрын
Has anyone noticed the Believe It Or Not intro has been edited out of every new upload of old episodes?
@dbsommers1
@dbsommers1 7 ай бұрын
Wow. Just wow.
@douglasjohnson4382
@douglasjohnson4382 3 жыл бұрын
Basically this is "Evil Dead" but made with no talent.
@TheRealNormanBates
@TheRealNormanBates 5 жыл бұрын
4:00 are you sure Charles Schultz isn't the director? Because they sound like adults on THE PEANUTS. I concur, Snob. At least MANOS has a cool poster!
@memorra
@memorra 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus fucking Christ I sat through 7 2 minute long ads in this episode, I really hope you got paid for them because I'm skipping the next 20 in whatever video I watch next.
@artistwithouttalent
@artistwithouttalent 5 жыл бұрын
12:19 Y'know, now that I think about it, if the soundtrack of _Gettysburg_ had CCR and Hendrix, I might've watched it.
@MissSallyB1
@MissSallyB1 2 жыл бұрын
god, even the movie Drive doesn't have this much driving!
@trippjohnson7393
@trippjohnson7393 3 ай бұрын
Padding, the movie!
@starmanjay3047
@starmanjay3047 Ай бұрын
So... does anyone know the genre of music this movie's theme belongs to? I almost kinda dig it.
@Hyreia
@Hyreia 5 жыл бұрын
So the only part of this title that's not misleading is "Of"
@MusicByRobbieLugos
@MusicByRobbieLugos Жыл бұрын
Almost got Rickrolled at 10:04.
@Sardatfk
@Sardatfk 5 жыл бұрын
Aww you cut the cutaway from the theme song joke.
@erikbrock5444
@erikbrock5444 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus, THREE ad breaks? The video isn't even twenty minutes long.
@jadedheartsz
@jadedheartsz 2 жыл бұрын
Little Fockers was funny as hell though.
@Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser
@Dr.Gold-Dry-Bowser 5 жыл бұрын
Horror horror everywhere.
@thetruestlordpancakeplays137
@thetruestlordpancakeplays137 5 жыл бұрын
Based on the soundtrack, I think whoever made this movie was a failed pianist. They couldn’t get an album cut, so they did this to get their terrible album out.
@SewerTapes
@SewerTapes 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone else wish one of those Civil War Reenactors accidently left the ramrod in their muzzleloader?
@jadedheartsz
@jadedheartsz 2 жыл бұрын
out of all the horror films Brad has reviewed, this one has to be the worst of the bunch.
@kaylacolgan
@kaylacolgan 5 жыл бұрын
Can you please review Zapped (1982), Brad Jones. You seem really pissed off, Brad Jones, like, really annoyed.
@mathieuleader8601
@mathieuleader8601 5 жыл бұрын
this was Brad's blue period
@thomasjenkins7506
@thomasjenkins7506 5 жыл бұрын
besides, brad prefers zapped 2.
@nicklager1666
@nicklager1666 5 жыл бұрын
Yum early snob that are working on his 80s moustache. Watch out Tom Selleck.
@kaylacolgan
@kaylacolgan 5 жыл бұрын
Brad, can you please review “Evil Laugh.”
@blackmariallc
@blackmariallc 5 жыл бұрын
Seconded! That would be epic
@honestdave
@honestdave 5 жыл бұрын
How the fuck do you even remember that movie?
@PhoenixRising1310
@PhoenixRising1310 3 жыл бұрын
Were these movies produced solely as a punishment to show to prisoners?
@crimsondynamo615
@crimsondynamo615 5 жыл бұрын
My first ever snob video
@PFCwasted
@PFCwasted 5 жыл бұрын
Appomattox, day! No! ...crunch.
@quinnzykir
@quinnzykir 5 жыл бұрын
Quick SOMEONE RESURRECT HERMAN HAUPT AND SHERMAN
@heyitzbabygurl4025
@heyitzbabygurl4025 5 жыл бұрын
2:15 Hahahahah! Iron Man joke!
@comaster2
@comaster2 5 жыл бұрын
Please Brad! Review The Granny (1995) starting Stella Stevens. PRETTY PLEASE, WITH SUGAR ON IT! :(
@GusFogle
@GusFogle 5 жыл бұрын
"Lunch Meat" (1987) would be perfect if you didn't review it already. It's basically "Texas Chainsaw" without any humor, talent, or scares.
@ruination777
@ruination777 5 жыл бұрын
I hope you bring "Axe'em" Back. That was the first review of yours I saw.
@MrChaotic4
@MrChaotic4 5 жыл бұрын
I kind of wish you left the opening in because this was the one where you interrupted your own opening credits.
@StonedGremlinProductions
@StonedGremlinProductions 5 жыл бұрын
If I left it in, I wouldn't be able to post the episode :)
@MrChaotic4
@MrChaotic4 5 жыл бұрын
@@StonedGremlinProductions True. Then again, you did manage to get away with leaving a clip of "Right Here Waiting" in there.
@jadedheartsz
@jadedheartsz 2 жыл бұрын
Vanishing remake was good though.
@rednefarious6968
@rednefarious6968 5 жыл бұрын
ooh ooh confederate zombie movies! You should see The Killbox, actually not bad but still.... interesting.
@sophiaandjohnsworld2903
@sophiaandjohnsworld2903 5 жыл бұрын
Lol 1 downvote... Probably the creator of this movie... Which is TEEEEEEERRRIBBBBLLE!
@douglasjohnson4382
@douglasjohnson4382 4 жыл бұрын
So which is worse, this or Angry Asian Murder Hornets?
@devinharbert6071
@devinharbert6071 4 жыл бұрын
Review the mangler
@graemesmith6721
@graemesmith6721 2 жыл бұрын
Jesus, what the fuck? That's it? This was . . . nothing! Absolutely fucking nothing! No horror, no anything! Who the hell would make something like this? If I saw this in a theater I'd be demanding my money back!
@Zombiekilleryamato
@Zombiekilleryamato 5 жыл бұрын
Well the director remaking his own movie worked for heat
@germanvisitor2
@germanvisitor2 5 жыл бұрын
I will now imagine the director was paid in time a the space heater.
@deadskrillaskrit2078
@deadskrillaskrit2078 5 жыл бұрын
It was an obvious Cash Grab...
@Froggievilleus
@Froggievilleus 5 жыл бұрын
All this movie needed was the annoying woman singing from Manos during the never ending driving scenes.
@bromodragone8405
@bromodragone8405 2 жыл бұрын
Id rather be watching Manos. Without the riffing.
@fantom5894
@fantom5894 3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of 70s porn, only without the lavish production values.
@chonkyloreraccoon3686
@chonkyloreraccoon3686 5 жыл бұрын
Naw.....wrong turn takes place in the day......they didn't have the budget to film at night
@FaydsterTV
@FaydsterTV 5 жыл бұрын
Zombie confederate soldiers. Why though?
@ginnrollins211
@ginnrollins211 4 жыл бұрын
Because seventies.
@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787
@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone have the soundtrack for this piece of shit? I quite like the piano music