Heck yeah

Man, I want some Science guy bath (salt) water.

lol, I made this joke too. great minds think alike

You should take a teaspoon of it!

Frick. You stole my comment!

don't make a drinking game out of it or you will be dead in a few minutes in ;D

i feel you i was expecting that things will never go the way he wants

Me too!

the edging is insane 🥵✨

_however_

nileblue: DO NOT TASTE ANYTHING YOU MAKE IN THE LAB nilered: uhhhhhhh

I am pretty sure this guy could put a lot of chemistry teachers to shame...

And he even swallowed it lol

Little Johnny was a Chemist. Little Johnny is no more, For what he thought was H20 Was really H2SO4.

@@Arrzarrina that is the best dark chemistry humor ever, I will tell my chemistry teacher that poem, it's hilarious

Ask his Nileblue channel that suggestion, its a good idea

sounds like a torture show :D

@@MaruskaStarshaya "I came back the next day, but to my surprise... the victim wasn't in his chair. Which meant, I fortunately had an excuse to torture them harder."

​@@dripthanos5595 LMAO

You got your wish, he just made a video on making the purest cookie.

It's "I" not "Me". Idiot.

@@psygn0sis If you are going to call someone an idiot at least make sure that you are actually right. As in this case you really are far from correct

I am too stupid for these replies

@@Zagnex me too

the MilesPlaysGames or as @psygn0sis would say, “I too” 😂

If it works etc.

Comedy

Gay

Salt

Sounds about right. In chem labs, half the time is waiting things to boil eflux. Lots of waiting for stuff to finish.

uh oh

I've heard of "processed foods" but _that,_ that's taking it too far...

I mean, considering how hot you have to make the salt, you're probably better off using any of the thousands of more efficient methods to do both.

you mean *salty?

"Today let's extract water from this person. I hope we can get all of the water"

@@comradecrusade7417 watch dune, that's how they reclaimed your water if you died.

@@kunwarjeetutorial9738 You took the first hard step and started creating. Maybe having actual visual content in your videos would be a good start. Then use landscape profile instead of portrait. Then practice reading your scripts a few times before you record. Best of luck.

Hmm

I volunteer as tribute to be apart of his testing😂

I'd buy it

Chemist Boy Bath (Salt) Water

i just signed up for it

I heard if you mix it with belles gamer girl water it gives you super powers

Isn't demineralised water toxic? I really don't think he should have drank that.

IT CAME OUT OF THE DINOSAUR!

He’s so cute while saying that😭😭😭

Bro ikr😭😭😭 he's so cute when he's excited😂

i have insomnia and even sleeping pills doesn't works but i fall asleep to him so easily

Naw, this totally can have ASMR vibes. Good stuff.

Lol thought it was just me

watching this while trying to fall asleep

Me too 😂

He then proceeded to drink it.

Ah yes, the cheesegrater, a staple of geologic equipment

@@williambenton9042 ah yes, *the floor, a staple of referencing itself*

Bot

@@jomoloho5056 sheeeeesh amen sheeeeesh

He wasn't patient enough. There was still bubbling going on when he stopped the distillation. It is almost certain that he did not get down to the anhydrous salt.

LOL yeah kinda

Wished he’d distill the whole batch

You know it's mad science when you're drinking the product of your experiment.

@@KertaDrake As a person that's distilled a lot of alcohol, can relate

Squeezing water out of rocks. Chemistry.

@@amicloud_yt Blood might have been easier.

@@amicloud_yt Holy shit he's literally moses lmao

@@amicloud_yt and then grinding the rock in a blender

oh.... ha

A real chemist knows when to remove the experiment from the flask, and when to remove the flask from the experiment.

@@TheReaverOfDarkness lmao...

Hold up, I haven’t even started watching the video yet, and I read this. So it’s gonna be one of *those* videos isn’t it?

@@autumn2675 a surprising amount happens for what is essentially just heating some Epsom salts and distilling off the water

Apparently, this is partly how ancient self-repairing concrete was made. 👍🏻

Exactly what I was thinking

I swear, do chemists just have no self-preservation?

@@sadmac356 I mean to be fair, there's nothing dangerous about this water. It's impure, but it's very sterile and [R E L A T I V E L Y] clean, humans drank way, way worse things throughout history. And he drank a very small amount, even eating the actual bath salts wouldn't do anything with such small amounts.

@@lred1383 but that is also how many have died.

@@Baddie-Sludge It's true that many have died from drinking bad water, however the overwhelming majority of those deaths were from waterborne bacteria, not poisoning. And there was way too little magnesium sulphate there to do anything, since this compound is used as medicine, usually injected, and the minimum dose that's considered unhealthy is 40 g... daily. And I'm not sure there was even that much water in that beaker/cup thing

@@sadmac356 To be a Chemist, you have to be half Chrazy first.

I was looking for this comment 😂

I get what you are saying, but real talk- old water is water that hasn't been precipitated or purified for a very long time.

@勇樹 THEN The kid was old enough sir

You could make water from oxygen and hydrogen that didn't originate from water. That would be brand new water

@@EVPointMaster how do you create hydrogen by fusion?:) It's element number 1, what do you fuse it from?

I’m tired and thought you said potential oreos 🤣😭😂 yuup, time to put the phone down and Just listen to the soothing sounds of Nile doing crazy chemistry shit.

@@yaztaz101 fax

Ah yes 284 likes but no comments

@@typicalchad3747 *how dare you*

@@typicalchad3747 *how dare you*

Why did I imagine that in Jeremy Clarkson's voice??

When you’re trying to meet the word count in an essay

don't think they have watch lists for epsom salts and flasks... breta filters... a pipe!!

king james488 I’m thinking more of his poison cabinet

Ya

The uranium glass appears to

Congratulations, you played yourself.

@@lewisho8114 every day...

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@@loturzelrestaurant What the heck

LOL

100th like

Rotary tumbler

Pretty sure he made a pipe pestil pipe moarter pipe pick pipe pall

@@garbageyoutubechannel310 you

@@garbageyoutubechannel310 you obviously cared enough to comment about it

Why-

HAHAHA

Lol

this is an underrated comment

Don't tell anyone but I head that stuff comes in a gas too

@@awesomegj151 WHAT

Me, 5 seconds in the video: "Oh no, NileBlue's gone off the Deep End"

Do u just watch for fun and not understand Or u no what he talking about

Cool profile picture

I was gonna comment this im so glad someone else noticed too

Im old enough I understand some things but not most I mainly just watch because of the commentary and cool shit

With tp moonshine

grape soda, made with water extracted from epsom salt, carbonated with diamonds, and flavoured with gloves, with moonshine made with tp

Also caffeine free

​i love how i know every video you're referencing

🤮🤮😂😂

With weak chemist arms

@Ganja Man Nile says this all the time lmao

_monkey brain time_

I'd smash pipes with NileRed ;)

No homo

Nerdy boy bath water

Yea, the container from the thumbnail is simmilar to gamer girl bath water one

first thought lol

xD yeahhhh

"There was a huge crack down the back of it" 9:53 Adds up so far..

To be fair, he's the guy with the chemistry degree and is working for himself, so he's allowed to absorb liability for his own decisions. The rest of us aren't, so the liability would be with our employer or school.

@@TheMonarchofGold r/woooooosh

You know, I always think about that. Like who is actually more reliable/knows about their subject more. Someone who has gone and gotten a degree in a subject, and has job in it, but doesn't care about it and knows enough to just have their job. Versus someone that's so passionate in their subject, and spends every moment the can learning about it, but doesn't have a job in their particular field/subject.

@@ryantab he has a bachelor's and graduate degree, he also worked as a lab technician for at least few years

@@bearr8390 Dude seriously?

Cody did try to chop up gold jewelery with a blender.

OH MY GOD. It got to that part and I was all "just use a ball mill" and it kept going.. It is reassuring to see someone else with the same comment. :P (I, too, was thinking about Cody at the time. :P )

Eedee light approves

Underated comment

Cue NileRed boiling people and smashing the dried remains with pipes. Oh my god

"I spent the next five hours beating the man with a pipe to make him fit in the beaker..."

@@Hypercube9 hahahaha you fuckers crack me up! Epic

@@Hypercube9 Made my day. Ty

Some real golden retriever energy

@@KnowledgePerformance7 Why is this so accurate 😂

@@KnowledgePerformance7 lmao true tho

This is simply someone who loves chemistry all the time.

I mean, Nigel did get his Bachelor's degree like 7 years ago, so an excited high school kid? Maybe not lol

Thinking about it, solid crystals will take up more space than a liquid simply because of the air gaps between crystals. So 'about' half the container would be accurate.

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53% of it is water. Half the container it is not. It was properly worded.

Ah yes the floor here is made of floor

Given a) 53% Of the CRYTALINE STRUCTURE is water & b) Airgaps Between crystals(thus inefficiency) Thus, that 3% is going to 'go up in smoke' Aergo "More than half of this is water" isn't a good presumption unless this was 1 solid crystal block. - it'd only be accurate to say "Approximately half the container is water; as The crystaline-compound compound is techincally 53% water" And then just drop the 53% instead of saying "more than half of this is water" For someone who clings to that 3% so much, he certainly didn't make any effort to actually like, MEASURE whaat he put into the beaker, by weight and then compare the evaporated->Condensated water. 1kg would be plenty to show the proof.

😍😻😍😻😍😻😍😻

Thats what i thought about when i read the title xD

SIMP

lol I love the idea that this entire project was just to make that joke

simping for nilered is acceptable

Yeah you'll be constructing the leaning tower of pisa using that "effective instant cement mixture".

@@aodigital9421bitterness isn’t very cool. Optimism is! It’s exciting to think that there could be something new developed that could potentially have a use from this simple video. Even if it isn’t going to be the next Roman concrete

@@maddieb.4282 Nobody is being bitter, jump out of your fairyland and learn to a read a room. Nothing can be more simple than that. Don't run around with your faux positive energy while simultaneously calling someone else bitter AND denigrating someone for such opposing behaviour, that's called hypocrisy. Look don't try an manipulate me with your Hegelian Dialectic's and we should have no problem. I made a joke, take it or leave it, don't guilt trip me, what the hell is this snowflake chemistry camp?

@@aodigital9421 it seems like youtube hid your 2nd reply, and for good reason. Please get over yourself and get a life.

"Nobody is being bitter, jump out of your fairyland and learn to read a room. Nothing can be more simple than that. Don't run around with your faux positive energy while simultaneously calling someone else bitter AND denigrating someone for such opposing behavior, that's called hypocrisy. Look don't try an manipulate me with your Hegelian Dialectic's and we should have no problem. I made a joke, take it or leave it, don't guilt trip me, what the hell is this snowflake chemistry camp?" - A/O Digital

according to other comments, they apparently have/own a hydraulic press

I just eat liver and use my bare hands.

the dude is really good at what he's good at but the manual labor part of this channel often leaves you scratching your head.

Addictive 😅

Now I am worried I’ll be duped in the next video where somehow he will get me to watch paint dry.

to be fair we also got to watch him smash a solid rock of magnesium sulfate with a hammer and try to blend it in a blender

I... uh....... don’t know.... this dude should do physiology

Vsauce Micheal also got us to watch water boil for almost an hour, i think it's just a stage that has to be crossed at least once for a youtuber

Heh. What a novel idea.

Oh a good reference indeed

What fine people of culture

Water from the nile

there seems to be a large correspondence in the veiwership of NileRed and Grand Illusions, wonder why that is

This made me choke on my Taylor swift bath water

@@flarfschnikelman6780 I

@@flarfschnikelman6780 scrumptious truly my favorite

Instructions unclear accidentally removed a proton now my city is spicy dirt help

These replies are sexy

even at the beginning, when he told me about audible his tone made it seem like he was going to contradict that🤣

Good to hear I wasn't the only one thinking that :D

It's super annoying tbh, love some science but I can't stand the way he talks

I thought something was wrong with me 😂

he puts the suspense in science

Also thought "why not just use the hydraulic press"

@@adewilliam9047 bits would fly everywhere.

@@LaughingOrange as if they didn't with a hammer

Using the hydraulic press with the pipe method would have worked just fine

Actually the right tool for this job is a ball mill. A press is way too slow, small, requires an operator, and is very crude.

I was thinking that Cody's Ball Mill would make short work of that rock :D

@@TheBigWizzard Yeah a ball mill would've been a good choice here. And the notion of a collab with Cody's Lab has merit. Put the sample in an airtight can, ship it to Cody. Cody does a short, easy video of grinding the sample, maybe monologues a bit about magnesium sulphate cement, and ships it back. Minimal muss and fuss on either end, and they share a bit of their respective audiences.

Nighthawk Thats the difference between inheriting and having to do everything by yourselfe.

Cody is such a messy worker...it makes his videos unwatchable to me tbh

I was thinking about Cody's rock crusher when he was trying to crush it.

This was definitely a missed opportunity for a BlendTec sponsorship 😭😭😭

IKR?!?! same

that's why he doesn't have time to read books

But while crushing those rocks he could listen to an audiobook!

@@snowstarsparkle Oh I could, if I wanted to find some bath salts to boil down and turn into a rock. But it wouldn't support the channel I'm afraid, been using their service since about 2014 I think and happily on the silver plan (1 credit per 2 months) for the last 5 years. To be honest I'm always a bit surprised to still find audible advertising so much in podcasts and on youtube today. They tend to do it for quite a long period with every advertising place as well. Especially with podcasts I'm pretty sure there have been a few that I listened to with audible for at least 6 months if not longer than a year consistently as main sponsor. I would have expected the effectiveness of their advertising to drop off a bit by now due to having converted those that are interested in their product already but apparently it must still generate enough new signups.

While idk anything about NileRed, as a person with ADHD I relate to that heavily. I hate reading books because if I don’t hyperfixate on it I skip paragraphs and get super bored which makes me upset, but doing something I enjoy and find fun, despite how tedious it can be, makes it seem like it doesn’t take that long. The more you know :)

@@lambybunny7173 same I look at the time and I'm surprised how slowly it passes while I'm reading...

Ikr ;-;

You probably get desensitised to making death juices pretty early on as a chemist

Tbh most of chemical stuff are pretty deadly. But pulling water out of salt is pretty dandy. It's kinda weird that it's more strange to do that compared to pulling water literally out of thin air.

It's like blood from stone. Just like how in physics the further the theory goes the more counterintuitive it gets.

@@sasdagreat8052 So used to death juices that pulling a relatively inert liquid out of a calming bath powder is bewildering.

He's a science boy not a common sense boy

A Mac Pro would do it well

Can imagine needing to use an angle grinder before your bath doesn't make it very relaxing

@@Sleepless_Sam yeah it always fascinates me when I come across someone like this. They perform chemistry and mathematical equations like it is easy and basic human knowledge, but have no mechanical or real life understanding about every day type things. They could stare at a tire iron,jack, and a flat tire on their car and cant comprehend what the tire iron or jack would be used for.

@@sinformant that's just a stereotype.

Genius 😂👌

The dumb consumers still buy it

Blue Sap Yeah, pringles are smarter... but it’s not potato chips... potato chips are sold with too much air... but they are potato chips

Just look at the *weight* instead of the size of the bag when shopping for chips

It's actually Nitrogen in chip bags to keep it fresher for longer.

However, i'm now dehydrated and i fucking died

Best comment ever.

he's not a Trisolaran

@@camazotzz I see you also are a man of culture.

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Same

Its the way he talks

Just waiting for the "but" xD I've always appreciated that he's not afraid to show his mistakes.

Lol same. He always says stuff like "I thought this would work" or "This seemed like it was going okay" or "I tried to do this". The way he talks just makes me so anxious😂

It's very interesting because it keeps you watching and interested.

dad jokes

You win this comments contest 🏆🤣

Lol

10/10!

Jeffrey Epsom did nothing wrong

There was one where he stated a really long chemical name, followed by something like "and no that wasn't me attempting to rap" Had me cracking up for a few minutes haha

TheNewRavager do you know what video that was

@@TheNewRavager what video?

ive in the past have spent five hours smoking rocks in a pipe

@@mylifeisaparty I'm looking for it, but it's tough to find haha

Honestly his video was 27 minutes. He was bullied for 2 days. Haha

😂😂😂🔥

Those poor appliances

Kitchen appliances*

I cry, when appliances deserve to *DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

;_;

@Francisco Nieves are you an appliance???? Have we achieved true ai?

"...and I spent the next 5 hours smashing two pipes together."

All for just a cup of water.

Oh god

@@andyking894 we've all been there right? ...Right guys?

Is it just me or that sounds like something else

speak for yourself buddy~!

Ok female

Let vape it!

@@sarahmellinger8125 ok sarah

Nah actually it's just money. That's what men want, money and power.

Banning hate speech RISKS banning nearly all speech..

Well said sir!

lmfaoooo

Nestle Water is worse

Water is worse

200th like

The N I L E

Water from the Nile

@@_BangDroid_ I was looking for this comment. Thank you, sir.

OH MY GOD

now i wanna see which tastes worse this water or water from the nile

Haha and I know his Moma spank him too

Lol yeah it doesn't do that when you're not worried about catching the water... Thin layers "puff up" into a firebrick like material... But break easily after enough heat. He basically fast forwarded how geology forms rock... Put a bunch of mineral in one spot and crank up the heat 🤣

@@jomoloho5056 have jesus buy rtx 3090

@@jomoloho5056 Get out of here with your filthy propaganda!

Sounds like a couple about to divorce

chem boy salt water

I was looking for this comment

the mad lad DRANK BATH '(salt) WATER

Let try trow sodium in it

Honestly, "Nile Red Salt Water" Sounds like some kind of exotic, alternative medicine ingredient.

not so. look in up in engineering specs.

@Joe Biological Mother no

@@superprobablyuser yes

nigel

nigel

High school graduation line

Lol