No Fap | TMG - Episode 307
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Cody and Noel review Conor McGregor’s sack shot, share why they stopped jacking off and discuss Trump’s recent mugshot. Plus, Noel’s recent Sudafed bender, Cody’s meeting with the KZfaq CEO, what cum smells like and their new ploy to collect an army of slot machines.
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Chapters:
0:00 Cody’s Commute from Hell
5:16 Intro
6:22 We’re Pregnant w/ Bovid
10:05 Beyonce in Vegas
11:00 Doordash
12:35 Noel’s Weekend Bender
14:31 Collecting Slot Machines
16:38 Verstappen: The GOAT
20:11 Meeting The KZfaq CEO
22:14 Life Advice from a 34 Year Old
27:21 Conor McGregor Shows Sack
31:44 Trump Shot
33:45 Training Our Diets
36:01 Sweaty Kart Sesh
39:39 CEO Fires Unpaid Intern
46:10 Seeking Instant Relief
49:38 Shameless OnlyFans Promo
52:54 Does Cum Smell?
55:44 No Fapping in The Shower
1:00:07 Why We Stopped Jerkin’
1:06:55 Bonus Time
@arochaleonardo 11 ай бұрын
yall need to do a one hour cold open
@arochaleonardo 11 ай бұрын
the intro just plays halfway thru the episode or something
@ganzen0k 11 ай бұрын
@@arochaleonardo Then they talk for 15 more minutes then go to bonus
@ezradactyl 11 ай бұрын
If you skip the intro it basically is that 😂
@Tenji140 11 ай бұрын
Just noel doing stand up until Cody shows up 2 hours later
@arochaleonardo 8 ай бұрын
@@Tenji140isn't that what his shows are for 😂
@jacekkono5484 11 ай бұрын
It took Cody an hour and a half of driving to realize he was on earth and no where near their space craft. That’s crazy!
@AgonyG59 11 ай бұрын
Don’t forget, the launchpad is on Earth
@graceuna3262 11 ай бұрын
Kelsey and Cody’s kid is my favorite industry plant
@MikeEllchuk 11 ай бұрын
My favorite industry plant is a philodendron :)
@alinab.5852 11 ай бұрын
First podcast nepo baby
@ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere 11 ай бұрын
@@MikeEllchukvery good plant :)
@philmccraken 11 ай бұрын
It’s gonna be a battle between their baby and Megan Trainor’s baby
@whackkore6635 11 ай бұрын
i just know cody had that dad rage with the traffic. i can hear his “C’MONN”
@mariya_tortilla 11 ай бұрын
But you just know he would never truly get violent
@jaythehuman2552 11 ай бұрын
@@mariya_tortillait'd be a more defeated type of "c'mon!"
@tilerdurpen4135 11 ай бұрын
Noel eats food like that one kid who brought McDonald's for lunch after coming back from a doctor's appointment.
@Yungchode69 11 ай бұрын
Cody and Noel ain’t pregnant but damn they always deliver
@islabee94 11 ай бұрын
🔥🫄🏻🔥
@aapcocky1499 11 ай бұрын
don't let them see this they'll use it for one of their songs
@contentconsumer3743 11 ай бұрын
💔
@theendoftheworld9921 11 ай бұрын
I can't tell if you recommented the top comment on the website or are the same person and just commented it twice knowing it was gonna be a banger the second time
@Yungchode69 11 ай бұрын
@@theendoftheworld9921 same person man I’m yung chode on TMG app😂👍
@RT-pj7tc 11 ай бұрын
19:29 "What do you think im training for?" I know Noel played that off as a joke, but I can see in his eyes that theres a dream there. I believe in you Noel 😤
@viagraREAL 11 ай бұрын
Noel I know you hate eating but we are rooting for you king
@_e8a 11 ай бұрын
the sandwich is a prop. its made of resin. they commissioned an artist to make it for this episode
@jojobarz541 11 ай бұрын
@@_e8await is it actually? i’m so confused lol
@heathernamara 11 ай бұрын
@@jojobarz541for your own sake, pls never take anything in these comments seriously
@dgiron 11 ай бұрын
I love how the coffee table book stack is just getting taller and taller
@matthewharmeyer6129 11 ай бұрын
I’m 24, 2.5 years outta college and honestly one of my best memories was listening to new and old episodes of the pod after working out and eating my shitty campus protein bowl. Life after school can have u feeling so lost and depressed, but part of my way to feel better is listening to u guys. Really appreciate Cody and Noel.
@tswizzle4eva578 11 ай бұрын
Noel walking out as soon as the first ad break starts is so funny
@Heyaayyayaayya 11 ай бұрын
yo noel chill my man your voice is already deep enough you dont need to go all alpha on us. my gf listens to this podcast so dont do it again.
@hannahcrouch22 11 ай бұрын
Cody, my guess is your nervous system was overstimulated from the cold plunge, heightening your anxiety, and you stood up too fast to get in the shower which is why the equilibrium in your ear messed up and you got the ringing probably. If youre anxious you don’t have to make it so cold so you’re not dying to get out!
@InspectahReese 11 ай бұрын
All the coke probably didn’t help either
@delusionalblews 11 ай бұрын
Great episode guys just finished it
@lampsforgranted439 11 ай бұрын
Yeah my favorite part was when they talked about that thing at 47:17
@zdf46 11 ай бұрын
"uploaded 12 minutes ago" hmm....
@_e8a 11 ай бұрын
it absolutely sickens me that you would come on here and tell lies like this. lots of people can't find the time to listen to the whole thing before commenting man. like youre just gloating about the fact that you finished the podcast. but you probably didn't even listen to the whole thing yet, you just want to brag about it. its honestly so messed up. I'm stuck on the first door dash ad read. have some respect
@viola8856 11 ай бұрын
@@_e8a😭😭💀
@3HUNNAGLORYBOY 11 ай бұрын
wdym you finished this is the no fap episode
@micahdaniel7590 11 ай бұрын
Listened to the whole thing! Got some cigarettes and lost my kids college fund playing slots. Amazing stuff guys! Very funny
@ExtendedRelease 11 ай бұрын
Watched it in 50x amazing pod guys.
@InspectahReese 11 ай бұрын
I love the part where Cody says
@contentconsumer3743 11 ай бұрын
i liked the part where noel recited all 50 states in a quarter of a second
@tamus4655 11 ай бұрын
58:13 no one’s talking about how awesome noels “come clean” line was
@lillyjae9962 11 ай бұрын
“I don’t think I can legally ask you that actually “ 😂😂😂 HR CODY
@royalblueanimations 11 ай бұрын
How did Cody mail the mug shot so good 😭
@alsity1 11 ай бұрын
i was eating and just looked up at the screen and cody was there perfectly imitating it and i almost choked like i did not expect that
@okayokayokay111 11 ай бұрын
i’ve never been into gambling but listening to cody and noel talk about it makes me want to start. brb booking my ticket to vegas
@Cashhhhew 11 ай бұрын
You should start smoking too, they taught me that it’s cool and now I’m on a pack a day.
@abbydisco 11 ай бұрын
noel’s voice sounding deep asf this episode, did his balls drop or smth?
@awsomeness242ify 11 ай бұрын
He just had his 17th birthday 🎉
@_e8a 11 ай бұрын
he has bovid these nuts in his mouth
@2DReanimation 11 ай бұрын
10:00: "bobid"
@simplep1anner 11 ай бұрын
Noel voice sounding extra crispy today
@theHusHfleamarket 11 ай бұрын
me laughing hysterically out loud right before cody says “it’s not funny.” is awesome 🤣
@CNRMAX 11 ай бұрын
Noel’s voice got that giga brad energy this week
@finns8438 11 ай бұрын
thank god its not just me. i thought i was going insane
@cinna4462 11 ай бұрын
does cody have a google alert for trending lesbian haircuts before he hits the barber or what
@bayleeboo2223 11 ай бұрын
Lmfao dude☠️
@marcusbarfoed9206 11 ай бұрын
Even after Noles bovid and cordy driving to work for 2,5 hours (possibly also jerking it in the car), you guys did a fantastic job with this episode
@yourawfulhearttosong 11 ай бұрын
cordy
@farazahmed8025 11 ай бұрын
25:15 Noel: Yeah 25:17 Noel: 2x Yeah 25:18 Cody: Yeah
@aiiidze2071 11 ай бұрын
Noel must have swallowed a whole cup of honey, his voice so sensual this EP
@skeletonizer9529 11 ай бұрын
The "core of jiz and hair" line is the first time this podcast has straight up made me gag
@taylifts 11 ай бұрын
I just hate that it has the same structure as "a court of thorns and roses" lmaoo
@TigertheAlliecat 11 ай бұрын
Cody checking his phone on pod: “oh wow Kelsey had the baby 🥳”
@Yapperagent55 11 ай бұрын
Hope Cody recovers from his addiction before he has twins !
@worhtog 11 ай бұрын
Am I gonna get bullied if I say this is getting old?
@sacavelli774 11 ай бұрын
@@worhtog nah i agree some jokes deserve death eventually
@BK420TV 11 ай бұрын
F them mans addictions
@lexparks42 11 ай бұрын
I’ll say a prayer ❤
@ItssDevv 11 ай бұрын
"Nutting is honestly fire." Im 22 and I cant stop laughing.
@oogaboogass 11 ай бұрын
Why does noel sound absolutely delicious this episode
@scuffedgravyboat 11 ай бұрын
Hunter’s gonna lose his mind when he hears Noel’s voice on this one
@arielg7393 11 ай бұрын
cody's explanation for the first 5 mins felt like 2 and a half hours 😭😭wym the pod is an hour long?
@megn8302 11 ай бұрын
The laugh track snippet on Noel's bread joke sent me into a spiral for .5 seconds thanks gang appreciate it
@casket_05 11 ай бұрын
Noel experienced all of teenage years in a weekend
@guillermomunoz-calanche1112 11 ай бұрын
heheh i love eating my lunch whilst I hear Cody and Noel choke on theirs 🤭
@brocktonjohnson6223 11 ай бұрын
anyone else wondering where Noel gets his breakfast burrito?
@hattu7924 11 ай бұрын
love noel talking about cs lol. i lowkey need to hear him talk more
@dannyh3200 11 ай бұрын
58:41 😂😂 funniest part of the whole podcast
@noneofthiseverhappened 11 ай бұрын
It actually is a funny moment how'd you do that? Time traveller? Or did you just see "fapping" and skip straight ahead
@dannyrosales6121 11 ай бұрын
Love how old these guys are,, they make me feel so young
@whoyoufightin1442 11 ай бұрын
The sound editing for Cody's angry eyebrows is so good 😂🤣🤣
@xmvy 11 ай бұрын
Noel the type of guy to not fap
@Ram-zc4fi 11 ай бұрын
my favorite part of when Cody met the KZfaq CEO was when he asked them how much money they make
@yurrrrr3333 11 ай бұрын
why is noels voice hot rn... wtf
@maddiebroadstone 11 ай бұрын
sometimes I listen to tmg without headphones and I always regret it when ppl are around..
@aaaaaaaa-xg4je 11 ай бұрын
Cody got that dad style already
@whatadamnusername 11 ай бұрын
54:23 the comedian Patrice O'Neal found out that he had diabetes because a girl he pissed on said his piss tasted like birthday cake lol
@willywakka7830 9 ай бұрын
Got a betterhelp ad that started with a guy saying "it's ok to not be ok" right when Cody was saying "I'm ok" to himself. I thought it was part of the pod for a second
@emilyelder5984 11 ай бұрын
What a scrumptious episode
@Laura.Lynn. 11 ай бұрын
Love these dudes so much
@emmy8009 11 ай бұрын
25:10 we all have that one dude in the party who needs a therapist just from how hard they grind the game. Not to mention the intense unaddressed anger issues caused by childhood trauma 🤣
@bradencw 11 ай бұрын
can’t wait to sign up for dashpash
@humancargo7285 11 ай бұрын
its an incredible cervix
@RandomTaemate 11 ай бұрын
Codys marriage to having a kid arc was quicker than his ketamine to cocaine arc it’s mind blowing
@VVv-zv1nc 11 ай бұрын
finally Noel is talking in his normal voice
@dariusg7044 11 ай бұрын
You guys should do more TMG skits lol
@JaizMusic 11 ай бұрын
Guy on the right looked like a young Mark Wahlberg in the thumbnail, and that's who I thought it was at first lol
@zetchTV 11 ай бұрын
This episode genuinely had me laughing so hard the whole way through 😂 great stuff guys
@t.skitty 11 ай бұрын
noel’s ill voice sounds so fire for no reason. make a song while sick bro
@kidthekai 11 ай бұрын
Good video, just finished, gonna watch the episode now
@dgiron 11 ай бұрын
Released just as I made my morning coffee LET'S GOOO
@jaden_dot_jpg 11 ай бұрын
had to come to this video just to confirm it was Noel talking. Damn, that bovid made his voice deep
@jaythehuman2552 11 ай бұрын
52:38 I was listening to this while at work. And how Cody and Noel played out the hypothetical was almost exactly how I pictured it. Lmao. 😂
@lavenderwisteria4245 11 ай бұрын
Thank god iv been dying of boredom thanks bois 😅😂
@chandeliervalley7373 11 ай бұрын
I’ll laugh my ass off if Cody puts on a dad bod
@rileypowell3920 11 ай бұрын
With each passing year Cody becomes more and more of a Chad
@ohaijrose 11 ай бұрын
That just means he’s always been one and is becoming more comfortable in it lol.
@Cashhhhew 11 ай бұрын
@@ohaijrosehe’s just Ken ❤
@sheilacervantes5969 11 ай бұрын
Noel looks high to me lmao 😂
@gothgay 11 ай бұрын
i took her to my penthouse and i freaked it
@scuffedgravyboat 11 ай бұрын
I should NOT have been eating for that last third of the episode
@Bugatti024 11 ай бұрын
We finally got a real F1 segment lets goooooo, even though it's for Max lol😂
@wastepreserve 11 ай бұрын
cold showers also gave me anxiety and straight up made me more scared of pools. it's the dumbest but realest thing
@braydengee6679 11 ай бұрын
Serving a mission and this is the last episode ill be able to watch for two years
@charliehalter6148 11 ай бұрын
vegas talk is awesome keep it up
@JordanSmith-lk9nn 11 ай бұрын
20:31 just looking for a yes or no on that one Noel
@jayfromspaceee 11 ай бұрын
LOL I love old episode references!
@iam1johnsoda292 11 ай бұрын
dude what a great episode
@sean21209 11 ай бұрын
I think I speak for all tmg fans when I say we want more slots content 🤑
@jordiecartier 11 ай бұрын
😂😂 i’m excited for my chill 30’s
@ethanprager4679 11 ай бұрын
Someone make an edit of 25:30 where they just say “yeah” back and forth to each other forever
@iheartlreoy8134 11 ай бұрын
Noel shoulda wrote cody up for being late
@Invertcurt 11 ай бұрын
I love the faint buzzing in the background of the entire episode
@pinkcooki 11 ай бұрын
5:08 why did Noel make that face I got scared lmao
@DarkFalconist 11 ай бұрын
I’m bricked up rn
@anto81092 11 ай бұрын
That God damn shower drain bit had me in shambles
@samantha-bv9cm 11 ай бұрын
the title jumpscared me bc we’re reading fap at school (fly away peter)
@PB0Y1834 10 ай бұрын
Cody and Noel, dont get told what to do by your producers. Yall the bosses. Yall do what yall want!
@aszapata10 11 ай бұрын
Bonus preview looked kinda fire, might make me act up :O
@milesmohrien8964 11 ай бұрын
yall get me so hungry when you eat at the start
@hi_elyse 11 ай бұрын
i unironically love the gambling talks, please don't stop or repress it
@ewituri 11 ай бұрын
idk they look high af in this one🤣
@tamiklein9363 11 ай бұрын
Great episode guys just finished 👌👈
@SuperRosePower 11 ай бұрын
Please talk about gambling more guys- we love it sooo much 😑
@ryanmurphy2089 11 ай бұрын
Love when the pod starts with la traffic
@IsabellaAugust 11 ай бұрын
CODY AND NOEL DO : VEGAS
@torreysmithwa 11 ай бұрын
As a 22 yr old, I felt personally attacked by this podcast
@roachies4242 11 ай бұрын
It was comforting for me
@andgo2214 11 ай бұрын
Come back to UTD next year! Your set was great!
@communityguidelines1002 11 ай бұрын
Listened to the podcast and had to stop 3 minutes in to see if this was Noel because of the deep voice 💀
@radiationqueen 7 ай бұрын
Talk about the ultimate subliminal advertising. Just realized the hot qheels set we got my son for christmas is the same one in the back of the ship
@LandoXF 11 ай бұрын
that sandwich looks so good bro