some of Noels best stories and one liners Follow me on twitter / mattsmith987
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@mullex74999 жыл бұрын
Noel: I'm only 5ft 8. Interviewer: I'm 6ft1. Noel: well good for you, I'm a multi millionaire
@victorgotbring31236 жыл бұрын
What part?
@gaborstrahl4186 жыл бұрын
3:20
@davecarpenter72665 жыл бұрын
Mullex brilliant
@Maxbev144 жыл бұрын
Still have no idea why the interviewer said that. Pointless comment.
@ang3lica2k4 жыл бұрын
1878EFC2008 how tall then?
@deathparty56157 жыл бұрын
"This is Noel from the band..." "Osmosis" 😂
@noluntas5 жыл бұрын
I didn't notice this LOOOOOOOL
@PiripiElLoco3 жыл бұрын
Minute?
@danlatter13 жыл бұрын
@@PiripiElLoco 7:46
@KTKZon587 жыл бұрын
"I'm a rockstar...I'm paid to be childish" GREATEST. QUOTE. EVER.
@denniswalker99736 жыл бұрын
Co 's new book
@XxxX-wx3er4 жыл бұрын
Karen The kat ZON - everything except getting kicking off ferries ⛴
@buzzardbeatniks7 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I decided to go on a Noel and Liam Gallagher binge tonight, been laughing my ass off.
@seltaeb33023 жыл бұрын
Says a lot about Oasis Mancunians type. Copy the Beatles & learn how to engage instead of the Am I Hard routine. If you're goin' to copy the Beatles go all the way with intelligence.
@guitarmaniac0047 жыл бұрын
"Do you know if it's a boy or a girl?" Noel: "Yes, it's definitely a boy or a girl"
@lilcreature40065 жыл бұрын
Yes we know we watched the video
@MrTechnodude4life5 жыл бұрын
@@lilcreature4006 bet you're fun at parties
@capo3283 жыл бұрын
That would get him canceled these days
@hahahahahaha22143 жыл бұрын
WatcherFall why
@MegaMasterkiller6663 жыл бұрын
@@hahahahahaha2214 Probably would offend some transgender person
@Gigimolly1112 жыл бұрын
"And the winner of the best live band is OASIS" Liam - "THAT'S RUBBISH! Oh.. It's us!"
@marianafernandaespinosabra45103 жыл бұрын
I laugh so hard lol I can imagine Liam saying that LOL XD I. LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂JAJJAA JNFKNFBF KWBDKENDKRNWKFBR
@Dilkingt0nne3 жыл бұрын
“What’s bigger your ego or your talent?” That is a truly incredible question because no one can ever answer truthfully. If you’re ego *was* bigger than your talent you’d always answer “talent” because of your ego. It’s like a philosophical paradox
@kristelpi6522 жыл бұрын
And then if you say ego it means you’re not that talented
@assholebyginger2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit
@amywalsh20012 жыл бұрын
Ego is just over compensation for rooted insecurities. Egotistical people know their faults more then you'll ever know.
@amywalsh20012 жыл бұрын
Oh and anger is just fear. If you didn't fear it you wouldn't see it as a threat and you wouldn't get angry in order to protect yourself. You just go two free psych lessons. You're welcome.
@ryanjavierortega8513 Жыл бұрын
Me talent, me egos still catching up
@reecej61558 жыл бұрын
"I'm 6'1..." "Well good for you I'm a multimillionaire."
@seashy986 жыл бұрын
Who was that interview with really wanna watch it all
@finyabaser45586 жыл бұрын
when was that part?
@phenomenalone27015 жыл бұрын
Finya Müller 3:20
@flyagaric16074 жыл бұрын
proof money can't buy you class.
@SoftTangerineDreams4 жыл бұрын
@@flyagaric1607 He's fucking hilarious
@robertclifford24709 жыл бұрын
"Hey Liam, if your watching, they started laughing first" I started laughing
@SpiritOfMontgomery8 жыл бұрын
"What's your mums name?" "Dave"
@jamofarmer018 жыл бұрын
How much is that ring? 'A fucking fortune now its been on my finger'. Legend
@mareikem60988 жыл бұрын
"sounds like my brother" hilarious
@missgfaulkner10 жыл бұрын
'Look at me, don't consider the camera-' 'I'll do what the fuck I want I'm afraid, don't tell me what to do.' The elder Gallagher has spoken.
@glengormleygamer42225 жыл бұрын
I'd say the same thing mate lol
@Dessienewshoes3 жыл бұрын
So would I. What asshole thought they'd get away with saying that to him?
@SalazarK3312 жыл бұрын
Man:"Liam is a brilliant singer" -People laughs- Noel:"Liam if you are watching, people started laughing first" hahahaha he is godlike
@jake23557 жыл бұрын
"I'm 6ft1" "Yeah i'm a multi-millionaire"
@Jordan-zi8fn7 жыл бұрын
What part was that?
@issyb5756 жыл бұрын
JorTo TheDan 3:20
@finbardyce-stagg89806 жыл бұрын
''Well, good for you, I'm a multi-millionaire'' *
@thedeadbeats3 жыл бұрын
@@finbardyce-stagg8980 best quote of the whole segment haha
@MrCube1710 жыл бұрын
"He's got nits"
@oisinmcguigan75387 жыл бұрын
MrCube17 "And they jump"
@nisha67592 жыл бұрын
Noel makes me laugh more than most professional comedians do.
@Chev987 Жыл бұрын
Hi
@rtothec12347 ай бұрын
Right? He is so effortlessly funny.
@dillimeinbilli8 жыл бұрын
I love how Ian Brown finds everything Noel says hilarious (Which it is). Genius bros.
@dillimeinbilli7 жыл бұрын
At 4:37 on the Jonathan Ross segment. And he's doing the hand clicky thing hahaha.
@minigrande19392 жыл бұрын
Boom northern monkee man legend
@Surv1ve_Thrive2 жыл бұрын
Tis good to see ❤🇬🇧👍
@ryplay08 Жыл бұрын
@@hayizmehs1252 Ian Brown was the lead singer of the Stone Roses
@Elnont4 жыл бұрын
Noel’s humour, pretends to be a dick and is self deprecating - comedy gold.
@myiqis27523 жыл бұрын
he is a dick lol
@jibranstetieh83899 жыл бұрын
4:50 to 5:57 is amazing.
@aureeel8 жыл бұрын
i'm amazed
@spartacus22968 жыл бұрын
It's just amazing.
@incrediblegenki84168 жыл бұрын
+Jibran Stetieh truly amazing
@brozoski8 жыл бұрын
it''s amazin
@eidoteid17157 жыл бұрын
That's amazing.
@Deanooooification8 жыл бұрын
From the band 'osmosis" haha classic
@amandag2639 жыл бұрын
"Who won the world cup? Noely G"
@kurtcobain34265 жыл бұрын
Lol
@dmays49645 жыл бұрын
4:40- 5:55 " it's Amazing" had me laughing so hard. Sad thing is he's right with his sarcasm. Lol
@annelabeau64029 жыл бұрын
The best way to sum up this entire video and Noel Gallagher's life is by watching a seven second clip starting on 12:12
@onirico79136 жыл бұрын
Anne LaBeau it really took me a while to understand what you wanted to say, just cut it to the video timing next time and that's it ffs
@seanannersisthebest9 жыл бұрын
This is Noel, from the band Noel- Osmosis
@elliottdodson508 жыл бұрын
SAUSAGES
@AgentXPQ11 жыл бұрын
I was never a huge Oasis fan. Regardless, this guy is rapidly turning into my favorite comedian.
@underated173 жыл бұрын
I agree with you! I just rediscovered the Beatles last week and Oasis again! I realized they are two of my favourite bands!
@underated173 жыл бұрын
You cannot say that live forever, champagne supernova sky and don’t look back in anger are not perfect songs!
@mysticedge43 жыл бұрын
Noel and Liam are so funny
@tracycampbell30602 жыл бұрын
Me too
@suziekg772 жыл бұрын
Oasis where the 90s, as the Beatles where the 60s…. And they’re still relevant today….
@AlainBradette8 жыл бұрын
I defenetly loved the "that's amazing" part by Noel. that's so Amazing dude!!!!!!!!!!! it's about 5 and a half minuits in or so.
@M3x1cola6 жыл бұрын
Alain Bradette truly amazing.
@boahboah32164 жыл бұрын
I’m amazed at how amazing that was
@trayc27624 жыл бұрын
And amazing to be told where to find the "amazing* part to the video pertaining to Noel. One would be amazingly sure that nobody would feel the amazingly peculiar need to inform us all. Yes, amazingly - we also watched it! Woah yeah - fucking crazyily amazing coincidence that we would actually watch and listen to this content..........I mean, I know it's KZfaq and the demographic are most amazingly dumb by and large but it might amaze you to learn you are not the only person who plays video content.
@sevensorrows25952 жыл бұрын
Amazing comments.
@AdamJAhmed10 жыл бұрын
"Osmosis" still kills me
@Kostasoflow6 жыл бұрын
just so i can help people find it as it kills me as well 7:43
@layton35036 жыл бұрын
OD already
@guus55045 жыл бұрын
Osmosis 😂
@SoftTangerineDreams4 жыл бұрын
How did nobody react?
@Senior_City7 жыл бұрын
"thats the thing, the middle classes experiment with drugs, the working class get stuck right in!' Heh, heh, true story ;)
@trayc27624 жыл бұрын
@Adrian B He was referencing growing up as an adolescent. His ''class'' hasn't changed. Everyone changes as they get older - assuming they're not emotionally or intellectually impaired. As for being a "ponce"; no idea why you think that. However of course, it's entirely your right to have and express any opinion to which you're so inclined. Best wishes to all.. .
@jackhrp22804 жыл бұрын
Your hard pal
@trayc27624 жыл бұрын
@@jackhrp2280 😆 Isn't he?! I bet he was the one all the girls on the estate liked when whe was 16; however, 20 plus years later; not so much...... And just in-case someone misconstrues my comment; I'm certainly not mugging off kids from council estates; I grew up on one piss poor, in South East London until aged 18years it was the only home I knew. It was fine. I'm proud of where I come from. I take more drugs now actually - obviously i'm still working class; Reality now is financially more affluent but I so dislike where I am at the moment. So naturally, I do what any normal person who ought to face up to their stagnant Ha...Mind you; I've been saying that since I was 30. At 42, it's just cringey and embarrassing frankly. My poor kids..... Best wishes to you and love to you and to all. Txx🎵🎸
@leonwilliams43273 жыл бұрын
Posh toff munching torfu
@liamking90033 жыл бұрын
Fucking right!
@MeakinMufc10 жыл бұрын
"Am I happy? NO I'M NOT I WANT MORE!" makes me laugh everytime
@HughJorgan17 жыл бұрын
13:25 "He can't tell the time and I can't drive".
@yaniskhamsi8087 жыл бұрын
LOL He called himself "Noely G."
@theboystevens6 жыл бұрын
Personal favourite is at 3:27 ...Liam can't help but beam a smile at his big bro's anecdote ❤️ ...He loves him really
@mactire12884 жыл бұрын
That is not Liam. That is Ian brown
@AGdrizzy4 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooooooo that’s Ian Brown
@abcdefu7804 жыл бұрын
That's not Liam
@jackmolloy61074 жыл бұрын
That is Liam
@theboystevens4 жыл бұрын
Haha quality
@emilyrl8406 жыл бұрын
4:40 They don't understand that hes actually angry. I love Noel Gallagher. He's a gorgeous sexy as all hell and brilliant man.
@arthurmatthews93214 жыл бұрын
Noel should have his own comedy show.
@bobdylan.7 жыл бұрын
7:25 "That sounds like my brother" ahahahahhah 😂 😂
@marianafernandaespinosabra45103 жыл бұрын
Lol
@obscurebandfan6 жыл бұрын
After watching Noel Gallagher and Karl Pilkington clips I've come to the conclusion Manchester people are naturally hilarious.
@user-ck8xm5oj5h5 жыл бұрын
Jonah Fuerstenberg *mancunian
@nataliesalt79584 жыл бұрын
The Northern humour 😊
@jimmynich47914 жыл бұрын
Tyson Fury is as well.
@jenniferschmitzer2994 жыл бұрын
no we're not
@garyjones9802 жыл бұрын
I disagree, Dr Harold Shipman was from Manchester....
@coleyoly99787 жыл бұрын
4:40 that interview is amazing
@urtwopid12 жыл бұрын
I love his answer about the ring: Is it real? Yeah, it's real. How much is it worth? Now that it's been on my finger, bloody priceless!
@broon8CFC9 жыл бұрын
Sausages
@chrislawfer75569 жыл бұрын
Right on broony
@montpelier42d9 жыл бұрын
Noel is so smart and funny.
@XxxX-wx3er4 жыл бұрын
montpelier42d - he's a real catch
@lukebreunig8 жыл бұрын
"sounds like my brother"
@WhenWorldsCollide9111 жыл бұрын
"Where'd you get them shoes from?" "Why, what's up with them?" "I'm not saying what's up with them, but where'd you get them from?" "What's it got to do with you where I got them from?" :D
@DaveDicko17 жыл бұрын
"I'll do what the fuck I want, don't tell me what to do"
@jamienicholls37548 жыл бұрын
This made me really want to listen to oasis
@ben69936 жыл бұрын
jamie nicholls did you?
@ik93214 жыл бұрын
Osmosis
@El1society4 жыл бұрын
*Osmosis
@oceaux23922 жыл бұрын
12:36 I love that even though he's re-telling something that he said he makes the accent even MORE Manchester
@marjanp4784 Жыл бұрын
"sounds like my brother" 🤣😂 I lost it there...🙈
@User-jk8wq3 жыл бұрын
13:25 His comic timing here is spot on lol
@emilyrl8406 жыл бұрын
Noel has the best smile. He's just so gorgeous.
@bellerophonchallen88613 жыл бұрын
"No one likes jazz except blokes who wear jackets like yours." Wise words from Mr. Gallagher.
@broodchicken41728 жыл бұрын
Noel would be great to hangout with
@alundavies84023 жыл бұрын
Until he decides to roast you
@southplainsrr3 жыл бұрын
@@alundavies8402 nah, getting roasted by Noel would be awesome, you know he’d be the only one to do a really proper job doing it
@isaacleillhikar45664 жыл бұрын
"I'll do what I want, I'm afraid."
@angelp.54317 жыл бұрын
i find him oddly attractive.
@cocob0l07 жыл бұрын
Angel P. Honestly.... so do I. More than Liam, in fact. I just embrace it 😂
@angelp.54317 жыл бұрын
Totally 😂. his still attractive after all these years young or older. his voice is very very nice as well.
@cocob0l07 жыл бұрын
Angel P. I agree. His talent and wit is like icing on a cake
@lerougelerouge7164 жыл бұрын
He's an absolute dream boat !
@redstar72924 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's strange isn't it.? He's not unsexy. What is it - the mono brow, the reptilian eyes - his small feet. ?
@antibling9 жыл бұрын
"No I'm not I want MORE!" hahah
@madruguinha19039 жыл бұрын
"sounds like my brother" LOL
@tinymacmurph11 жыл бұрын
If Noel ever does a stand up tour I'll be at the front of the queue, he's a a star
@NitroCrypt3 жыл бұрын
7:46 this is noel from the band osmosis
@ufewl8 жыл бұрын
one of the funniest pop stars ever, could have made it as a stand up comic, he has bags of funny stories and tells them really well. talented guy.
@nohabloemojislosiento49303 жыл бұрын
So far, this is the best 15 minutes of my day.
@scottyw0tty4209 жыл бұрын
All of the moments were "amazin"
@phenomenalone27015 жыл бұрын
3:23 I'm 6ft1 Well good for you i'm multi- millionaire
@BDaMonkey6 жыл бұрын
I've always found this guy incredibly funny.
@dawndav6668 жыл бұрын
He is a clever ,funny and honest! he is a wind up merchant! stop taking life so serious
@felixbrown86347 жыл бұрын
Shame he doesn't speak to Liam
@ch35t3rd36 жыл бұрын
01:07 - This cracks me up every time.....
@Jamie-bv6mz2 жыл бұрын
This was truly amazing
@shune847 жыл бұрын
"look at me and don't consider the camera" "ill do what the fuck i want , don't tell me what to do" haha he sounded german aswell xD
@jam1ga12 жыл бұрын
Noel is a piece of work.Funny,bright guy.I loved when he was asked to sum up Oasis in one word.His answere-ME.
@r.k.22046 жыл бұрын
allways makes my day
@janekellie3472 Жыл бұрын
This Is Beyond Epic.. Thanks For Your Sharing This 👏
@jessiejames74929 жыл бұрын
its not arrogance, its self believe ! how true!
@MyloXyloto949 жыл бұрын
This video is amazing!
@EvenWaysMusic4 жыл бұрын
"Don't talk to him".... "He's got nits" xD
@marianafernandaespinosabra45103 жыл бұрын
14:21 Imagine Liam at that moment xD Liam: RUBBISH!! RU-!! oh it's us :v
@Raitor333 жыл бұрын
Even if I don’t agree with him all the time, he’s so fucking confident about his opinions and he articulates them so nicely that it’s impossible not to love him.
@oasis4ever9210 жыл бұрын
"well good for you, I'm a multi-millionaire" - personal favourite
@brisa38116 жыл бұрын
I love the "that's amazing" part is such amazing. I'm amazed. Fuck, really amazing.
@lilyoliva83624 ай бұрын
5:50 “they make out like everything’s amazing” proceeds to call everything amazing 😭
@angus4737110 жыл бұрын
love Noel, just doesn't give a shit. I really think he doesn't.
@jul30ie3 жыл бұрын
Am I happy? I’ve got £87M in the bank, a rolls Royce, 3 stalkers, I’m about to join the board at Manchester City and I’m part of the greatest band in the world. Am I Happy? NO IM NOT I WANT MORE
@patrickmohan22203 жыл бұрын
Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds are the greatest band in the world?. Which world is that?
@jul30ie3 жыл бұрын
@@patrickmohan2220 it’s an old clip when he was still in Oasis. Obviously he’s arrogant as hell but to be fair he’s also funny as hell. When he said that it really made me laugh.
@patrickmohan22203 жыл бұрын
@@jul30ie Ah right, I didn't realise, but yeah he is a funny bastard. I'm not really a fan of his music, but he cracks me up.
@marv50782 жыл бұрын
That was an amazing interview 😂
@vithusan4011 жыл бұрын
This video was just AMAZING
@steven26405 жыл бұрын
Noel and Liam are similarly funny but the difference is I as an American can audibly comprehend what Noel is saying ~99% of the time but Liam only 80-85% of the time.
@GM-fn3ku9 жыл бұрын
Coolest bloke to walk the earth
@StephNuggs2 жыл бұрын
This video is just amazing
@thomasmohan64506 жыл бұрын
This video, it’s amazing
@ameliawright80888 жыл бұрын
6:03 SAUSAGES
@rem226710 жыл бұрын
Amazing!
@Cell2Dee2 жыл бұрын
This is amazing
@lizziedallas83453 жыл бұрын
“this is noel from the band..” noel: “osmosis”
@AbbeyRoad529 жыл бұрын
I just realized who Noel reminds me of. Scarface!
@mikeevans19949 жыл бұрын
That's weird haha I thought that too a British Tony Montana
@manuelgallardo76943 жыл бұрын
That's johny marr
@LeTon7510 жыл бұрын
Brilliant videos mate!
@mrbsred19 жыл бұрын
Best vid I've seen in a while
@IvanLendl878 жыл бұрын
Noel is the best ever.
@fullstop60783 жыл бұрын
as a young journalist I jostled for position outside an award ceremony and asked Noel a question he didn't like. He punched me, it was like he blew me a kiss. That man cannot punch. He is very funny though.
@deanhuman31213 жыл бұрын
That's amazing!
@prudenceneverpays11 ай бұрын
HELP
@ainsbass12 жыл бұрын
2:25 seeing Ian laughing puts a smile on my face
@ThePurpleSheep11 жыл бұрын
"Liam if you're watching, THEY started laughing first." LMAO
@globewide311 жыл бұрын
I can't watch this enough times, cracks me up
@Samuel_J_Russell3 жыл бұрын
It's a very hard thing to be arrogant and funny at the same time but this guy is the king of that