"Ah yes swords, natures knives," I can totally see Luffy actually saying that

"son i look like a bond villain, and there's a guy running around who sounds like Sean Connery, shit's about to go down."

Years later and this line still makes me laugh. "Daddy someone hit me!" "Were you wearing the purple suit?" "Y-" "Then you deserved it."

Love how the 4kids opening is used as if it were already parody enough

"Come on boys put your backs into it! I don't have all day!" *"little do they know, I do have all day*"

"that sign is a liar , this is not my room"

"Ah yes food" *chomp chomp* "Blagh hell no give me back me money" "Almost died back there Cody"

He's stylin' all over his BALLS! best line in this whole series I swear.

6:14 Luffy: "Nice one brain, I owe ya." Luffy's Brain: "Oh no you don't, I had nothing to do with this one!" lol

"Cheese men. Cheese." "Not hungry, sir!"

"Son I look like a bond villain and there's someone running around that talks like Sean Connery. Sh*t is about to go down!" was so good. Literally crying, on the floor. Everybody do the dinosaur.

I still can take this more seriously the the 4kids dub

"daddy someone hit me!!" "did you wear the purple suit? then you deserved it"

this series made me watch one piece

I'm 11 year too late to give this video the love it deserves.

"Sir, theres a guy down there and hes untying Zoro!" "Lets just stare around like idiots and wait untill someone does something." *Waits and stares for 4 seconds* *Morgan turns around and shoots a marine in the face* LOL 😂 luv that part!

This episode is one the best examples of comedic timing I have ever seen. Tempted to bring it into my film class.

“Swords...nature’s knives” gets me every time

I love how they reversed it making him spit the fruit perfectly back to normal and then the penny magically flew over to him

Stop it you big mean wolf! -Oh no that girl has got some moves!

"Limit Break! You want another one? Come at me bro!" "Mister, you are in a lot of trouble. Wait til my dad gets here!" "Who knowsh, maybe I'll switch it up a bit and punch him in the face too!" love that moment.

"Johnny Depp is NOT that bad! I've faced him before! *whispers * ....and cross Depp reference off the list" I love this part!

4 years ago my brother and I watched the first none piece. Then the second one came out. I watched it. I called my brother Me: Hey, you'll never guess what I'm looking at. They made none piece 2 Him: Oh yeah? How is it? Me: IT'S JUST LIKE THE FIRST ONE!

"That stung like a woman with teeth in her beef portal!" "This place is built like a librarian's mini skirt! ...........Fuck'r you lookin at." I'm crying

"Cody! They're filming The Hangover 2 over here!!!" "Oh yeah, how is it?" *"It's just like the FIRST one!!!"* I lost it. I really did.

I still come back to this, because with lines such as “ah yes, swords, nature’s knives” you know this is legendary

"Let's strut away fabulously" " damn it fabulous" Lost it XD

“Let’s strut away fabulously” *Everybody do the dinosaur comes on and he’s literally walking back and forth with the guards* “Damn that’s fabulous”

That's for wearing a Purple Suit in Public

THATS FOR WEARIN A PURPLE SUIT IN PUBLIC eh bored now i'm dying omfg

This place is built like a librarian's mini skirt! ..... The fuck are you lookin at?

Son, I look like a Bond villain and there's someone running around that talks like Sean Conrey. SH*T IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN!

"C'mon boys, let's strut away fabulously." *music plays* Dammit, that's fabulous.

12 years and I never found out this existed until recently 💀 As a fan of one piece; I appreciate the existence of these videos

"She snuck up on us like a--""Ninja?""Kody, don't ever say that word!"Me: ">.> ....There's a Naruto advertisement on the right hand side of the page. Coincidence? I think not."

This shit is so funny me and my non-one piece friends STILL quote it. "Im up to my tits in morons." And "swords, natures knives" still gets me every time.

"Daddy, someone HIT me!" "Were wearin' the purple suit?" "Yeah" "Then you deserved it!" (Meanwhile) Luffy: "This place is built like a Librarian's mini skirt." (Looks at the audience) "The F*ck are you looking at?"

*Slow creaking* *Raises hostage* rahhhhhh! Me: *laughs uncontrollably falling out of chair*

"Oh no, that girl has got some moves!" -Helmeppo, 2011

I keep trying to watch this but I get sidetracked every time at "Librarian's mini-skirt". It's like a force of nature.

0:00 I love every second of None Piece, but nothing makes me spat out in laughter than this. AW YEAH, WORDS AND SHIT!

swords, natures knives

"I'm starting to hear voices." "Luffy, were exactly are w-" "HOLY SHIT!" I couldn't even get past the intro with a straight face 😁

"Son, I look like a bond villain and there's someone running around who talks like Sean Connery. Shit is about to get real" Gotta love some self realization

"Son, I look like a Bond villain and there's someone running around that talks like Sean Connery...SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN" LOL

"Say no more, I got this one!" *flys across the screen from left to right* "TALLY HO!" *Crashes 20 feet away* "probably just shudda walked..."

Built like a librarian's miniskirt? The f@$# that means.

Even after all these years the dialogue is still amazing!

'This place is built like a librarians mini skirt... The f*** you lookin' at?' Almost died lmao

I love this episode mostly because of the intro. AWHH YEA, WORDS AN SHIT!

Luffy: "Luffy's log, day 30: THERE'S NO FOOD ON THIS DAMN BOAT! I think I might be going crazy... I'm starting to hear voices!" Coby: "Luffy, where exactly are we--" Luffy: "HOLY SH*T!"

"Daddy someone hit me!" "We're you wearing the purple suit?" "Yea." "Then you deserved it!"

This is honestly the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. I've probably watched it a dozen times and it never gets old

4:32 "This place is built like a librarians miniskirt... the f*** are you looking at?!" My favourite quote

i cant believe how much of this is burned into my psyche

1:48 His mouth is upsidedown.

Coming back to this after watching the first episode of OPLA.

I came back to rewatch this it still holds up

For some reason when I heard the news of Sean Connery passing, I remembered 4:49 and came back just to see it again

luffy starring at naruto naruto starring back luffy 'Come at me Bro!" Priceless XD

"Daddy, someone hit me!" "Were you wearing the purple suit?" "Yeah-" "Then you deserved it!" Lolz, he totally had it coming. :D

Daddy someone hit me! Were you wearing the purple suit? Ye- Then you deserved it XD

Came back from the future and the Depp joke is WAY funnier now lol

I died at 6:00-6:09

3:03 "Come on boys, there's no reasoning with him." Zoro would later use that line on someone else.

Ah yes, swords. Nature's knives! I don't know why I love that line so much.

"Cody! They're filming the hangover two over here" "yeah how is it"? "ITS JUST LIKE THE FIRST ONE"! 🔥 ∇ 🔥 "It's just like the first one"!

Luffy: "Cody you're useless" Steven he: "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE"!!!

6:07 this will always be funny to me

Due to “current events”, Luffy looking at a cupcake and saying “he knows what he did takes on a whole new meaning. 😂😂😂.

Why is luffy taller in the first season than he is in recent episodes

The "the fuck are you looking at?" line is one of my favorite abridged lines of all time. So fucking good lmao

Luffy: I'm starting to hear voices Cody: luffy where are we going... Luffy: HOLY SHIT!!! XD I ALMOST FELL ON THE FLOOR

10 years later and it still lives in my head rent free… Definitely the best one!

WELL LET’S JUST STAND AROUND LIKE IDIOTS TIL SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING! That shit still kills me a decade later

3:03 goddammit, the extra power added to Helmeppo and his guys struttin' away fabulously is magnified by the little fuck-you addition of going backwards, then forwards, THEN backwards again! *OPEN THE DOOR, GET ON THE FLOOR! EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR!!*

11 years ago.... I'm old...

The gimme back me money part made me rofl

R.I.P Sean Connery. You were the best stretchy pirate this world had ever seen.

0:33 *"Johnny depp is not that bad"* -Luffy

YO! TOEI IS TRYING TO TAKE DOWN NONE PIECE

9 years later and 4:30 still makes me laugh too much

I find a way to incorporate most of the quotes in this ENTIRE series (and codement, and Soul Whatever) into my every day life at least 5 times a day. But this episode is the one I qoute from most. You'd be surprised how with the right timing, you can squeeze most of the things said here into normal conversations. So thank you PurpleEyes, for giving me a refreshing new arsenal of absolute asanign comments to throw at people and confuse them. (Also, when I first started watching this series, I had to back up this episode and number 3 so many times because I laughed too loud and hard and long at every single line and would miss the rest. I literally watched the episodes one line at a time to process it all between my laughter.)

The Lady Gaga bit, and open the door, get on the floor, everyone walk the dinosaur, will be my 2 favorite bits of none piece.

TO GRANDMA'S HOUSE WE GO AHH DIS FOOD IS FUCKING DELICIOUS oh god i lost it all over the floor.

I lost it at "I'm up to my tits in morons. OPEN FIRE"

i almost choked laughing at 6:02

I think this is my favorite episode to watch when drunk

…COME AT ME BRO!!

Had to come back to rewatch your masterpieces. Hope all is well my friend 😁

Little do they know, I DO have all day

This video is nine years old. My god.... I am so old now

"Daddy, some hit me!" "Were you wearing the purple suit?" "Ye-" "Then you deserved it!"

If you ever continue the series, you need to have a joke where luffy says "they're filming the hangover 3 over here!" Someone else says "And how is it?" "It's just like the first one" , nothing happens, then luffy completely bursts into flames.

4:49 "Son, I look like a Bond villain and there's someone running around that talks like Sean Connery! SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN!"

0:57 so like we're gonna ignore these conversations

Every second of the timing was amazing. I hope- SO hard- That purpleeyeswtf will resume this style of rapid-fire comedy. It was so, so, so excellent. I even much preferred the original Episode 5. It's not that the episodes after that watershed were BAD, per se, it's just... They were about on par with other abridged series. Whereas this was in a league of its own.

*goes through the None Piece again* As good as I remember it.

1:02 My favorite moment in the episode!

9 years later and I'm still watching this