Warhammer Fact(For those who missed Live Chat): N'Kari has claimed to have lain with Malekiths Mom on Several Occasions. Even telling malekith that he might be N'Kari's kid. Also, when Malekith was in control of N'kari, N'kari took the form of a female elf, of course N'Kari was into this and the fact that Malekith was an Elf who's talking actually meant something. Thank you Mr. Bonds!

Take a shot for every innuendo mentioned or 'suggested' in this video. Cody went all out on this one.

Slaanesh is the only chaos god that would be lore accurate to ask “what would you do for a Klondike bar”

I think it’s interesting how many of Slaanesh’s demons have occasional characteristics of crabs. Crabs are seen by some as the perfect end of evolution, as many other animal species slowly but slowly evolve features of crabs as they continue to “perfect” themselves. Pretty cool symbolism for the god of perfection.

There are 89+ Legendary Lords. 43/89 Noob's Guide's have been done by Cody. only 46+ to go. Half way there. Give us MOAR !!!

I am kinda impressed that Cody managed to get this video done and uploaded without KZfaq Guidelines taking out a contract on him!

That Austin powers reference was pure glory.

The madman has finally done it. Cody, I need this in it's raw form bro. Don't hold back.

Didn’t know Cody could sound quite so sinister as he did at the end there XD “Time to bring the world to its knees. And then the real fun begins.”

It's been a while and it's definitely an out of date save at this point, but in my last N'kari campaign, I'd gotten him the Sword of Khaine for obvious reasons. The end result was over 2k weapon strength that didn't give a damn about armor, 120 speed if I recall correctly, melee stats through the roof, and most importantly, through a combination of the fully charged Widowmaker and some really good magical items, 60% ward save on top of the innate physical resistance. No force on the map could put the breaks on that train.

Did not expect to see Flick-The-Thief’s work.

slaanesh has pervaded this man's soul to the point that any suspicious link or email sends him into a sensory frenzy and he simply loses control

I think currently Nkari is the only race/faction that can communicate with all factions diplomatically

That austin powers reference deserves an award im just flabberghasted at how good that was.

Bonus points for using the Disney Princess Slaanesh picture 1:43 .

While watching this I imagined N’kari doing the M3AGAN dance and now that image is never leaving my head…

You sir have a way with words. One of your cleverest written videos yet imo

This was beautiful, qnd I'm so glad you put this effort into making these!!!

Why are you so good at making videos about perverse twisted individuals? I mean I guess they have the most material to work with. I mean jesus the unending onslaught of pure puns thrown this video Glorious

Fuckin' hell when he penetrated the elven statue I damn near spurt cola out my nose, brilliant job Cody xD

Honestly this is my favorite campaign from the demons. Playing pokemon with elves, beastmen, and humans is fun

Really good job with this one Cody! It was really entertaining! 😁

Love the clever innuendo throughout. Top-tier guide sir 🙏

Only Slaanesh knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop

Let us pray this doesn’t get age restricted

That Austin Powers reference hahaha, this was a master piece.

this has been your best video ever and they're all great. well done sir.

Na'Kari: "What would you do.... for a Klondike bar?" Simps: **"Everything!!!"**

Honestly that Austin powers reference was gold, thats why we love ya cody.

"A large, veiny- -shaft" made me cackle

This is absolutely golden thank you for brightening my day up 😆

Love the little details like the poll flopping on screen like a dick etc. Its a small thing but it goes a long way. Quality as always!

2:23 Cody: what would you do for a million dollars? Klondike, crying: It should have been ME, not him. ME!!!

2:33 - "Determined to circle their rim and make a job of licking that donut for all it was worth." Bruh... 🤣

very well done. everything one could hope for in a slaanesh guide

The amount of innuendos in this video made my head spin lol

One of your best. Loved it!

5:28 The Austin Powers section deserves to be its own video.

oh god I think Slanessh has already taken me, before i even got to the part in the title saying who the guide was for I misread Noob for Boob

Thanks for another awesome video!

Cody, this is the best video you've ever made I feel.

Ah yes, I know exactly how to play him now. Knees, insert corruption, profit.

5% pleasure, 50% pain, 100% the reason that N'kari came.

I feel the one big mistake most people get when it comes to the whole "Huh, Slaanesh is cool... I'd woship them because sex is good..." is that BDSM is not depraved. Slaanesh is a god of depraved hedonism. Of literally doing the things you love so much, you start to gain no pleasure from it, so seek ever more elated versions of it. It might 'start' nice... But soon, the sex you enjoyed so much would start to seem dull and you would look for new ways to enhance it. It quickly turns into becoming the most depraved and heinous of acts you can possibly think of. Think of the entire prison population for sexual offences and they are (mostly...) the low-mid level degrees of the shit that Slaanesh would start to demand and their followers would blindly follow in the pursuit of pleasure. A huge portion of it would become stuff that the average person simply can't even comprehend. The Horus Heresy book Fulgrim shows the descent into complete depravity well. Though being space marines there's no real focus on sex, more the corruption of beauty and perfection. Including one scene where a painter starts to use the decaying corpse of a human he killed and stuffed into a barrel to 'ferment' to paint 'the most perfect thing he's ever painted'. Highly recommended read. So no... Slaanesh is not a 'cool' god to follow. If anything, Slaanesh is one of the worst chaos gods when it comes to morality.

Goodbye Horses should be N'kari's themesong.

I have to admit, when you started with "What WOULD you do-" I was expecting to hear, "-for a Klondike bar?"

Ive been waiting for this delightful video! finally the Slaanesh vid~

Brilliant banging video! Cannot wait to see the sweet life's edgy arrow boy next. Thanks as always mister bond.

That Austin Powers reference is gold

I'm not even on the mohs scale at this point. This video would make Throt consider head and shoulders and Grom lose his appetite. Mission accomplished Mr Bonds.

Pure gold! Keep it up!

Wow, you really worked the shaft on this character.

Fantastic work!

Ending with an announcement of the next Legendary Lord is a nice touch.

"Would you kill for that promotion?" That sounds more like a Tzeentch thing. After all. Tzeech is the Chaos God of Schemes and Progress. So, if you want to progress yourself upward and get those promotions to the top. Well, got to scheme and plot to get there. Meanwhile, Slaanesh version of this question: "How many Bosses would you sleep with at one time to get that promotion? And then how long do you take in enjoying their pain and suffering if you are denied that promotion?" All because Slaanesh is all about the sensations of everything to the extreme. Love, hate, pain, and noise.

N’kari, when I said “f*ck the elves” this isn’t what I meant… But I’ll take it

Comparing N'Kari's size to the average humans stood in combat, N'Kari is at least 15ft tall, maybe even 20ft tall. Definitely a lot more than 9ft tall.

The Dark Prince will be pleased!

Yeah baby! This is what we've been waiting for!

Finally SOMEONE does an actually great job with a Slaanesh video

Dude, I remember seeing the nipple through the fuzz and warped images.

Hell yeah, been waiting for quite a while now!

How many innuendo's do we want? Cody: "yes"

Loved the Silence of the Lambs reference there 👌

One of your Best

Another work of art 💕

I’m making an kitbash model of a Keeper of Secrets that is morbidity Obese and on a golden chariot named Gluttigus the Devourer.

God tier Austin powers tribute

IT HAS BEGUN!!!!!!!

One shot for every innuendo, if you didn't get a alcoholic coma you didn't pay attention

at long last ! thank you Cody !

This is a very cursed video. Good work.

Good job. Well done.

I am proudly hearing everybody out

I loved the austin powers reference! 😂❤

awesome ... thx a lot for this

Respect for the Austin Powers bit on the flying Johnson.

love the autsin powers reference, a man of class i see

I gotta wonder what the fam thought of you going all innuendo mode for this. The older fam of course.

0:48 and ya know what I’m not disappointed in the slightest with my vote Also kudos to you for making a dick joke that Austin Powers had. Gets me every time

Such a quality video

This was a masterpiece

Just googling N’Kari puts you on an FBI watchlist

Brave of you to assume that Slaanesh would have a safe word.

That austin powers bit haha

You outdid yourself here. Bloody hilarious.

Put on goodbye horses and got to work, I’m wheezing

Fun Fact: N'Kari and Fulgrim are canonically lovers.

at first I thought the image in n'kari's eyes was kryton of red dwarf then i re-watched that bit and paused on that bit and noticed it was pinhead from hellraiser

There is no way in the warp that this episode was monetized.

Well played mr bonds well played

(5:31) Nice Austin Powers Joke & Reference. Been a Long AF Time, since I last watched it.

I think the most polarizing thing you could have done would have been to play this video entirely straight, with absolutely zero innuendos, and only very clean jokes. Would have been the perfect switcheroo.

I had kinda forgot about the game for a while, this revived my excitement (no not that one), so i went and cheque the price on steam and would you look at that, a sale on the base game and all the dlc! Aaaaaaaand it still cost almost 300 dollars with all the races.... Imma head back out now... Can't wait for enough big companies dying so they finaly learn the sweet spot in the greed meter

2:20 did anyone else think he was gonna say klondike bar.

The Slaanesh campaign is funny because CA is willing to be a lot more sexually explicit than GW usually wants to.

Hell yeah, brother.

I really hope that we get a legendary hero like The Masque of Slaanesh, Infernal Enrapturess or The Contorted Epitome sometime in the future DLC releases. Along with Shalaxi Helbane as a Legendary Lord haha

Ze Lady preserve me from such depravity.

5:30 You're welcome