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Dwarf Fortress: Conquering the World - (New Embark)

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Nookrium

Nookrium

Күн бұрын

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@eddieseachord4985
@eddieseachord4985 5 ай бұрын
I use to be a bed wetter when I was a child... But of course I was also a sleep walker and could get two or three beds in one night. 😂
@eddieseachord4985
@eddieseachord4985 5 ай бұрын
Do you know what happens to your toes when you're legs fall asleep? They become Coma Toes. 😅
@eddieseachord4985
@eddieseachord4985 5 ай бұрын
They are making a movie about constipation... Yeh, it hasn't come out yet.
@surrealhumor1235
@surrealhumor1235 3 ай бұрын
....
@Iamconnorlee
@Iamconnorlee 4 ай бұрын
The way he says humans. Humons… Ferengi intruder playing dwarf fortress
@eddieseachord4985
@eddieseachord4985 5 ай бұрын
Sure you know why the chicken crossed the road, but do you know why the egg crossed the road? Because it had the inclination..❤😂
@BKPrice
@BKPrice 2 ай бұрын
"Duck, eggs." "What does that mea..." Wipes egg off his face.
@eddieseachord4985
@eddieseachord4985 5 ай бұрын
I use to date this girl who was cross eyed, but we had to break up because we didn't see eye to eye... Plus I was pretty sure she was seeing somebody on the side.
@eddieseachord4985
@eddieseachord4985 5 ай бұрын
I had another job working for a place that made helium, but I had to quit because I couldn't stand the tone of voice they talked to me in.
@demonicsquid7217
@demonicsquid7217 5 ай бұрын
Should have took a job at the halogen factory instead.
@eddieseachord4985
@eddieseachord4985 5 ай бұрын
Do you know what is worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing Taxis 😮
@ret7army
@ret7army 5 ай бұрын
Ouch
@eddieseachord4985
@eddieseachord4985 5 ай бұрын
I had this surgical case up in Anchorage where we had to completely remove the left hand side of this guy's body... Yeh, he's all right now... all right now..😂
@carleckel2877
@carleckel2877 5 ай бұрын
What has five toes and is not your foot? My foot
@zacharyerwin4935
@zacharyerwin4935 Ай бұрын
Watched the whole thing. Just seeing other people do something I haven't gives me ideas. LOL cool mote
@eddieseachord4985
@eddieseachord4985 5 ай бұрын
I used to have a job as a Diesel Fitter for this place that made panty hose. What I would have to do was stand at the end of the assembly line and when the panty hose would come off I'd have to hold them up and say, Yah, dese will fit her!
@eddieseachord4985
@eddieseachord4985 5 ай бұрын
Have you ever heard of Dejon Vu before? Yeh, its the same old mustered all over again.
@eddieseachord4985
@eddieseachord4985 5 ай бұрын
Do you know what you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he is not going to come to you.
@Fishhead436
@Fishhead436 5 ай бұрын
he would probably still try :(
@woofy9977
@woofy9977 5 ай бұрын
what do you can a cow with no legs? ground beef :D
@woofy9977
@woofy9977 5 ай бұрын
what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef:D
@demonicsquid7217
@demonicsquid7217 5 ай бұрын
My ex-wife had some rat folk in her hillocks, which was one of the reasons for divorce.
@milestone76
@milestone76 5 ай бұрын
i used to have schizofrenia , but we are ok now ...
@eddieseachord4985
@eddieseachord4985 5 ай бұрын
Time flies like an arrow whereas fruit flies like a banana....
@eddieseachord4985
@eddieseachord4985 5 ай бұрын
Have you ever noticed that little brush that sits next to the toilet? Wow that thing sure is a stupid invention... that thing really hurts...😮
@eddieseachord4985
@eddieseachord4985 5 ай бұрын
When I had to go to Gamblers Anonymous they gave we two to one odds that I wouldn't make it. ❤
@eddieseachord4985
@eddieseachord4985 5 ай бұрын
You know I use to not like cats... But then I learned how to cook them.
@tomt5745
@tomt5745 5 ай бұрын
Woo. New DF
@Maxoxpower
@Maxoxpower 5 ай бұрын
i just started the game! good timing :-)
@eddieseachord4985
@eddieseachord4985 5 ай бұрын
Curiosity killed the cat... Everybody had thought I had done it there for a while, but it was the Curiosity.
@kelva1304
@kelva1304 5 ай бұрын
Can you put the mods in the description please?
@kendallguier1378
@kendallguier1378 5 ай бұрын
DF Hack - mod
@Ed-ff2ti
@Ed-ff2ti 4 ай бұрын
@@kendallguier1378 Which ones in DF Hack? There are more on than the standard default DFHack ones, such as what is allowing him to plan furniture placements w/o having them in inventory???
@eddieseachord4985
@eddieseachord4985 5 ай бұрын
We know there will be cats in heaven... How else will we be able to string the harps.
@ret7army
@ret7army 5 ай бұрын
Ewwww
@eddieseachord4985
@eddieseachord4985 5 ай бұрын
Do you know why cows have hooves? Cause they lack toes. 😂
@eddieseachord4985
@eddieseachord4985 5 ай бұрын
My friends say that I don't understand comedy... I think they were kidding. 😊
@CollegeRodent
@CollegeRodent 5 ай бұрын
The UI and graphics look ok to me, better than expected. There is an ant simulator called Empire of the Undergrowth with better graphics, but the concept is kind of similar, except there is no text boxes. This game looks a lot more complicated though.
@Ekdrink
@Ekdrink Ай бұрын
Games are col builders that’s as similar as they get
@archmagesalamar1377
@archmagesalamar1377 5 ай бұрын
I don’t like how the dwarves leave stones everywhere
@gavinmillar
@gavinmillar 5 ай бұрын
Gotta switch from multi to paint in order to manually draw the tombs my dude.
@George-lt6jy
@George-lt6jy 4 ай бұрын
i think you can make a metal bin but wood is most efficient
@Faehen
@Faehen 5 ай бұрын
Duck, eggs
@eddieseachord4985
@eddieseachord4985 5 ай бұрын
Have I told my dejavu joke yet? You will know it when you hear it.
@eddieseachord4985
@eddieseachord4985 5 ай бұрын
Please enjoy these jokes responsibility...
@eddieseachord4985
@eddieseachord4985 5 ай бұрын
Do you know how accountants deal with their constipation? They work it out with a pencil.
@marks7502
@marks7502 5 ай бұрын
pretend I have a two story house
@Ixtabyss
@Ixtabyss 5 ай бұрын
Love the joke. :D
@haydenporch4122
@haydenporch4122 5 ай бұрын
Anyone where the song playing at 54:40 is from? I know i've heard it, driving me crazy lol
@emuemu8428
@emuemu8428 4 ай бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gMWZns2Wzbevd4k.htmlsi=hbvKWjW5v1pWgXLN
@emuemu8428
@emuemu8428 4 ай бұрын
Pretty sure it’s this: Skye Cullin by Kevin MacLeod
@mallonox
@mallonox 5 ай бұрын
@eddieseachord4985
@eddieseachord4985 5 ай бұрын
Do you know why blond jokes are so short? So brunettes can remember them.
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