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As a Mexican, I love seeing canelo on so many different pods. Looks like he isn't doing too good after his recent loss, but he'll bounce back 🇲🇽

I love how they repeat multiple stories every episode the short term memory loss on these two is unmatched 😂💀💀

This trio is a show I could watch every day 🤣🤣

The boys were firing on all cylinders for this lol the level of sarcasm that Santino stays at is truly impressive

Chris Sal and Pimp all missed Santino’s “Puppy the bounty hunter” quip and it’s a damn shame.

LOL Santino not knowing Beth died in 2019 shouldn't be as funny as it is 🤣

The camera panning over to Joe during the betterhelp hilarious!!!

God I wish Santino would be a permanent or semi permanent guest on the show. I didn’t expect this chemistry between the 3.

Sal telling Chrissy “no you didn’t”, “no you’re not” after everything this episode 💀💀💀

"Whoop whoop that's the defunded police" is a banger

I fuckin love Santino on any Chrissys pods. Their chemistry is something's I'm jelly of. I adore these 3 men.

I like how Andy is sitting closer to his boyfriend Chris then he is to Sal.

What I appreciate so much about Hey Babe is that they bring it all back around and somehow tie it together in the end.

Chris’ Mahomo joke is one of the greatest moments in podcast history

Happy Babeday!

Everything that I've learned over the last two years about living life, I learned from Hey Babe.

"Let's bring her out, Grandma" bruh lmfao 😂 🤣 😆

Chris: can we send the video to pimp so he can put it on the pod?? Pimp: No, I don’t think I will.

Santino singing the Shark Tank theme song is so funny 😂 he’s so quick

“My grandmother.. she died when i was a kid..” “No she didnt” LOL

Sal freaking out about colonoscopies and prostate exams 😂 imagine what we women go through at the gynecologist, babe

Going through a tough time, first time I laughed out loud this week. Thanks babes

"My grandma, she died when I was a kid" Sal - "no she didnt" 🤣🤣 idk why

The transition of Andrew to the wide shot after the Patrick Mahomo joke was hilarious

Chris's childhood trips with his mom is so wholesome and inspires me to wanna do this with my kid. I probably won't, but I want to.

I was literally just looking through the Hey Babe catalogue to see if Santino had been on. So awesome.

No wonder Sal always thinks that Chris is telling new stories he’s never heard, he always forgets them!😂 Chris told the same Scottland story on the podcast earlier on hahaha but I love it

We knew Fung Wah as the Chinese bus. They didn’t have any permit to park in NYC (apparently), so they’d drive around the block, pause for 20 seconds and have people run onto the bus from the sidewalk, over and over until it was filled. I took it to Boston in 2007 and coming home was the most terrifying experience at 2am. They were speeding so fast that any time they went over a bump, we were lifted off our seat. I saw my life flash before my eyes.

Its hilarious that the Hershey Park trip happened a few weeks ago and it was actually terrible. I can't stop laughing lol

Damn. On the last joke about Top Gun, I thought Chris was gonna go: "It's a movie about a guy who can't come out, do you know what it's called? Hey Babe"

Yo, DeRosa's Better Help face was insanely funny.

Seeing Andrew’s IG stories from Italy have been a trip in itself lol.

I love me some Cheeto. He is so sharp with his comedy and punchlines. I love it

First time being able to catch a Hey Babe as soon as it posts! Love all of the Babe’ness💛

I’m so glad this pod happened since Sal went on Whisky Ginger!! ANDREW IS A MAJOR BABE!

My morning was pretty crappy, but seeing this immediately turned it around!

My dude really made murr get a prostate check twice on national TV for a punishment and he won’t even do it once to actually get his prostate checked😂😂😂

“I’m not in galloping shape right now, just got this skin tag removed” Aaaaaahahahaha

I’ll take santino,sal, and chaos as an early birthday present, thanks babes

Take it up with Fung Wah!!

Just wanted to point out, George Carlin was definitley not against women, he even has solid bit that where he talks about how being pro-life was anti-woman. George Carlin would absolutely point out the flaws of what is/was just liberal white feminism but no he did not hate "women who were "overly" feminist." I think it's fair to say that he didn't like the term "feminist" which isn't controversial, most people still hate the term (again, it was ruined by white liberal women). Like an actual leftist, Carlin wasn't concerned with aesthetics politics or appearing polite and always wanted to get people to think more towards the root causes of issues so his focus was more on ripping into power structures, capitalism, class struggle, etc.

Always always always a killer ep when these guys get together, thank you guys!

“Nick Lachey had the shine at the beginning, then Drew took it after Dancing With The Stars…..continue.” “Fair.”

About Chris's dead grandma: "Let's bring her out. Grandma?" Lmfaoooo

Chris, thank you for making me feel better about having HPV. Most people do, and don't know it because there is no test for men. Unless you visually see them (wart) which not every one who had HPV gets. # educatetheyouth

Hahahaha!!! Omg! Sal raising his hand to talk… I nearly choked on my salad

57:46 "Some people buy tickets to it". That line killed me hahahaha!

The 3 of them together is what we need. SOOO funny! Love you bubs

it’s the sound of the defunded police lmaoo chris again, killing it

Hotels are, a lot of times, 100% booked, Tito Cheeto. Sincerely, Night Auditor at the Kimpton Hotel Wilshire (where you had a rooftop set and bailed on-- and I don't blame you)

Love this trio!!!! Love when Santino is on!!! Thank you for a great episode. Appreciate you guys ❤️ Love to the pimp always too❤️

Lmao I’m like Sal, I HAVE to have my vacation completely planned. My anxiety will nottttt let me book day of!

Thursdays are for the babes! ❤️

Chris’ Scotland story wow I have never seen Andrew so quiet for that amount of time ever on a podcast

These 3 are awesome together. 😊😊😊

As someone who works in a hotel we are sold out all the time. Lol 😆 We aren’t even a huge city, and there are a lot of hotels, but so many people drive through our town that we have so many busy and completely full nights. It’s really frustrating when something happens and you can’t move someone to a new room because there isn’t one so you have to call in the night repair man. We had a massive tornado come through a town close to ours months back and we had a full hotel for weeks because there were so many locals, out of town rescue crews, and government agencies we needed to make sure had a place to stay. It was insane! We were literally sending people passing through to towns 30 or more minutes out that might have an open room.

I thought you guys were gonna hit us with the “...cuz tonight baby, I wanna get Hey Babe with you” but I still loved every minute lol next time Andrew’s on we gotta get all three on the track!

I had to go to court because a girl I was with threw a Four Loko can out the window in front of a state trooper. I was only 19 and had half a case of beer so I was ticketed. I go to court and just take what I’m given which is, 6 months probation, suspended license, 50 hrs community service, and a drug and alcohol class….. She goes to court gets a continuance and the next court date the cop doesn’t show and all her charges dropped! 😡🤬

“Puppy the bounty hunter” GOODBYE😂💀😭

I used to work at a Holiday Inn by Parris Island, where the Marine Corps. training camp is located, so there's constant graduation ceremonies for new cadets and we would legit sell out 100% of the rooms every gradation week...

chrissy is so cultured for knowing the chinatown buses. luv it.

My favorite new podcast going back to binge watch from the beginning cuz these guys together are the "YOLANDA VEGA" straight up.

Tito Andrew and Chrissy Chaos is always magic

48:55 Chrissy baby you can't make that joke when your boy is in the library babe c'mon! 🤣🤣🤣

I work maintenance at a hotel & I can confirm we really do sell out 🤣 At least here in Southern California

Litteraly waited for the night to smoke a joint and enjoy this on my day off ..thanks for th3 work you ALL do

Funny thing the Hersey park trip was terrible for Chris

Could listen to you three for hours, love ya

11:35 got me lol

Vestíbulo is the space between the street door and the house door, like where you have your umbrella, leave you boots and coat.

babes…i was just watching the episode of andrew’s pod that sal was on as this premieres. kismet babes

You guys are the best!!!!!

"Looks like nobody showed up to Barstool today" such a good joke from Chris that got overlooked, unlucky

Hey guys never been this early to a poddy woddy but I’m loving it so far! 3 of my favorite comedians in one place you better believe I’m coming up in May. THANK YOU FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND!

XD I Love Santino what an epic collab!!!!

The Fung wish bud almost killed me!!'took it from my to Boston, the driver was fuhkin nuts

God it’s so funny how many times they’ve shot out the Tampa bay v chiefs super bowl 😂 lol

“POWERFUL WOMAN PLEASE” 🤣😂

"Powerful woman!" HAHAHA

“What do you think about that?” Long pause “I think pimp must be miserable “ God said what up

Andrew singing the muppets Phenomenon song. Lol

Sal red rocket chaos chrissy this is outstanding I got guy lol

The slow zoom when sal realized he was dry snitching

Love that red rocket!!!

you can choose your own adventure lololol damn santino

Such a great show!!!

Chris went from calling Santino a 😸 to showing him the sight on his ass where he had a skin tag removed in a span of less than 20 secs.

Santino should always be there!🥰

Maaaan This Episode Was Funny 😂👍

I was thinking self deletion but the ep dropped thank u

Some golden strategy from the Mom! 7:00 zone or so. Good shit!

I for real need friends that also watch this podcast lol

The pure stream of consciousness at the 12:00 minute mark was fantastic! This trio is GOLD!

Beautiful content babe !!

12:37 Sal's got a pretty decent DMX voice lol

hey babes. happy thursday

Andrew Santino and Chris d are amazing together

This is one of my favorite pods of all time

45:20 Dog the bounty hunters wife (Beth) died too. She is not out in them streets hittin them sheets:(