Norm Macdonald Hates Oscar Pistorius

Norm Macdonald Hates Oscar Pistorius | CONAN on TBS

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Norm is no fan of the South African sprinter, but not for the reason you might think.
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@cstormfilms1 8 жыл бұрын

Alleged murderer, but not a legged murderer.

@nikolamarjanovic8635 4 жыл бұрын

Okay that is great joke

@ajinkyajadhav8561 4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha man! Take my gold

@colinmcginty8976 4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@igu35s 3 жыл бұрын

Dirty dog!

@signifidelica2819 3 жыл бұрын

nice spacebar

@MM-ud1xf 2 жыл бұрын

“Allegedly, but also really”. He was the best! RIP Norm.

@jackpeters5608 2 жыл бұрын

IF anyone can watch Bob Sagets words on Norm please do right now : kzfaq.info/get/bejne/r6uJqJBop9GydIE.html

@donnawoodford6641 2 жыл бұрын

Norm told it as it was, straight up and funny.

@samibeachboysandfullhousef8765 2 жыл бұрын

@@jackpeters5608 I love Bob saget he played Danny tanner on full house

@PIXPromosMore 2 жыл бұрын

The EXACT same thing could be said for OJ

@jog8483 2 жыл бұрын

Yea, that was a great line. What's awesome about Norm's comedy is that you never know what's coming. He always blindsided you with his unique tale on things.

@mossymoose8920 2 жыл бұрын

"I don't have problems with, uhhh, the murder......" His cadence and delivery was unmatched.

@Mathuews1 2 жыл бұрын

It gives folks a chance to anticipate what he's gonna say before be throws em a curve ball outta left field 🥴

@potatosmasher1072 2 жыл бұрын

0:40

@JoeSmith-hv7oe 2 жыл бұрын

Andy: *Laughing hysterically*

@edmcboy7308 Жыл бұрын

Just perfect

@alvareo92 Жыл бұрын

Right.

@user-en7dx1qp3k 3 жыл бұрын

The worst thing about Oscar Pistorius is the hypocrisy

@CalvinHikes Жыл бұрын

I see what you did there.

@mezykin Жыл бұрын

and....being South African too 😂😂

@matthewsawczyn6592 Жыл бұрын

... but I thought it was the murder!

@theriddler5601 Жыл бұрын

@@mezykin What’s wrong with where he’s from?

@mezykin Жыл бұрын

@@theriddler5601 apartheid

@tf2whackyengineer 9 жыл бұрын

I love how Norm skillfully maneuvers Conan into the pro-murderer camp.

@vito2766 9 жыл бұрын

Lol, love seeing so many people in the comments section think that they understood the joke when the whole thing was just a trick into making Conan and Andy look like Pistorius sympathizers.

@mackhomie6 7 жыл бұрын

George Lincoln Rockwell Archive I dunno, they did specifically say that it was 'still him running'. seems to me like they were talking about pistorius and not just talking generally but what do I know

@nathanbitzer9848 5 жыл бұрын

That’s Norm’s brilliance.

@fruitypeebils 5 жыл бұрын

conan knew exactly what was going on. he even helped bring it all the way back around by saying "alleged!"

@davidalexander3320 5 жыл бұрын

Norm has always been good at making people take the side of an argument they don't want to.

@blahplayhard4092 7 жыл бұрын

I love at 2:00 the sprinter who lost to Pistorious sounds like an 85 year old gold prospector.

@MisterHPlays 7 жыл бұрын

Dun lost to Got No Legs...

@mattm1982 7 жыл бұрын

Many of Norm's characters sound like gold prospectors.

@jeffbarrett3344 7 жыл бұрын

The same ol' prospector that had to settle for Andy Richter... the Swedish German.

@guitarsANDcars39 5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like his Johnny Carson impression

@Zephon9 5 жыл бұрын

I laughed the most at this part.

@kyleelpel9402 4 жыл бұрын

"You have no legs so scram! Take your time as long as you want" I'm dead

@MrRamazanLale2 2 жыл бұрын

Famous last words

@cognito8325 2 жыл бұрын

So is he

@KairuHakubi Жыл бұрын

"Wow, he left really fast for a guy with no legs."

@bigmacfullerton7870 2 жыл бұрын

" I feel that one of the basic requirements of being a sprinter is having legs" LMFAO!!! Gonna miss you Norm

@freehat6180 2 жыл бұрын

He was always quick with the obvious, which makes it hilarious. Check out the quit smoking one on the dennis miller show.

@RaulCastillo 2 ай бұрын

@@freehat6180 I cracked up how he ended that phone call. "Did that answer your question?"

@KA-xf1xp 8 жыл бұрын

And now to spend my night watching norm macdonald interviews

@h4a2u0s 8 жыл бұрын

+KarmaKing Alex It's never not enjoyable.

@jeffreyriley8742 8 жыл бұрын

+KarmaKing Alex Lol. Me, too. The "Moth joke" is next.

@somethingclever4563 8 жыл бұрын

yeah i just looked up and realized ive been on a norm binge for almost four hrs. I don't regret it at all.

@SuperJcclark 8 жыл бұрын

Been months for me lol

@griesrt 8 жыл бұрын

done that so many times

@KpopComplex 8 жыл бұрын

lol Norm is the best. He got everyone against him and defending a murderer and then delivered an awesome punchline. hahahah

@danieldougan269 7 жыл бұрын

Exactly. Norm is always underestimated.

@mikewaite4002 7 жыл бұрын

Kpop Complex 💯👍🏼

@MAP2023 4 жыл бұрын

Kpop Complex Norm is the guy who is extremely smart but sometimes plays dumb, so he can play you and then say “Gotcha!”

@davetrachtenberg6855 4 жыл бұрын

@@MAP2023 Exactly.

@denimchicken104 3 жыл бұрын

Except I was never against him. I agree.

@ThundermanSze 2 жыл бұрын

One of the best lines ever written... 1:37 "OK, what about you. I don't think you could be on the team." - "Why not?" - "Well you're not a biped."

@millyzdad 2 жыл бұрын

I love the build up of this whole bit, he says he didn’t mind the murder stuff, goes on rambling about how he shouldn’t have been able to race because he has no legs, and when Andy and Conan both disagree he goes back to him being a murderer.. an absolute genius at his craft. He will be missed.

@AshKetchup151 8 жыл бұрын

Not only is Andy's laugh perfect but it always comes in at the perfect times.

@thebrazilianatlantis165 8 жыл бұрын

Andy is the rare cohost who laughs at things when they're funny. Good dude.

@baloog8 7 жыл бұрын

he really focuses on the overall dynamic between everyone including the crowd and contributes perfectly. what a big heart and talent that man!

@bernlin2000 7 жыл бұрын

Andy has always seemed to take special enjoyment in Norm's antics, going back to the early 90s on the Late Show :-)

@TheVeregat 7 жыл бұрын

Because Andy laughs at things he actually finds funny, not the fake banter laughter that hosts have to oblige.

@NetCerpher 6 жыл бұрын

Only Ed Macmahon had that timing talent that Andy has

@hineighbor 9 жыл бұрын

Allegedly, allegedly. But uh, also, really.

@stacyblue1980 8 жыл бұрын

+Hi, Neighbor! im subbing you because of your YT icon. Mr Rogers is awesome...and hes on a Norm vid how cool izat?

@DHOPW42 8 жыл бұрын

+Hi, Neighbor! That's one of the funniest deliveries ever.

@Waldowsky 6 жыл бұрын

@merisonola 5 жыл бұрын

Hello Mr. Rogers. My gym teacher from back in the day was your brother in law. He kept your picture on his desk. It was quite unbelievable and also humorous. By the way... sorry about your death.

@JoeLibby 5 жыл бұрын

Or so the Germans would have us believe.

@BeerdyBruceLeeCentral 2 жыл бұрын

One of the funniest guys that ever lived. RIP Norm.

@ALC100percent 2 жыл бұрын

Rip

@ASJC27 2 жыл бұрын

The funniest. I wish I could have watched him live.

@becky6568 2 жыл бұрын

I’m rewatching lots of videos. I got his audio book to hear his voice it’s hilarious and poignant .

@cockoffgewgle4993 2 жыл бұрын

Also one of the funniest guys that ever died.

@monsieurlouche1231 2 жыл бұрын

@@ASJC27 I would watch him dead too, sure he's still funny...

@Puppy_Puppington 3 жыл бұрын

This was just beyond hilarious. “You’re not a biped”

@dobrepytanie828 Жыл бұрын

You've got no legs so scram! Take as long as you need

@hamnchee 8 жыл бұрын

Legs that have nearly zero weight, never get sore, and BOUNCE vs actual heavy human legs with actual muscles that draw oxygen is clearly not fair.

@XxGrizZ 8 жыл бұрын

+Obama Bin Black Man Yeah, except where his he gets to store more energy to use for the rest of his body by having less weight to move, himself, and his 'blades' have their own energy system (essentially, springs) that do work (kenetic energy) more efficiently than he would have ever been able to produce with normal legs. all he has to do is put weight on them (something he would have to do anyway with normal legs) and they generate their own, superior, energy, independent, of the work he does and the energy is more efficient than he could produce naturally. It's a double advantage and it's 'basic physics dude'. The guy got a pass for having a disability and no one wanted to publicly say he has an advantage because of that. it's plain and simple.

@XxGrizZ 8 жыл бұрын

***** I don't think you do get it... Regardless of whether or not he's a scumbag (which he is), having the same amount of strength as every other competitor but with a substantial amount of less weight to move around and having veritable springs on your legs that allow him to run faster than he would have ever been been able to without losing his lower legs gave him an unfair advantage. Period.

@jonvonman 7 жыл бұрын

+Obama Bin Black Man Amazing you can't seem to comprehend this...

@rogerkomula4737 7 жыл бұрын

and aerodynamic.

@johnboykins2723 7 жыл бұрын

You guys realize this has been debated by actual scientists and researchers, right? There's advantages and disadvantages to the blades (like, not having legs!). If the answer was clear cut, there'd be no debate. What we need is an able bodied person to sacrifice their legs, for the sake of science. Who's game?

@brautigan1 8 жыл бұрын

"Something that Wiley E Coyote would order." Hahahaha!

@thebrazilianatlantis165 6 жыл бұрын

Who's Adam Eget? Oh, a latter-day Sisyphus, it's not important.

@ylette 6 жыл бұрын

Except they worked.

@TheHellTribe 5 жыл бұрын

Wile E. Coyote. Sorry. A bit of a Looney Tunes fanatic.

@MAP2023 4 жыл бұрын

Dan Williams Norm is the guy who is extremely smart but sometimes plays dumb, so he can play you and then say “Gotcha!”

@Mechsalo 4 жыл бұрын

That was epic hahahahaha

@en5788 Жыл бұрын

i agree. he had no sore ankles, no chance for a toe injury, no sore muscles below the knee...

@jaslenelove7008 Жыл бұрын

True.

@Trenchant468 Жыл бұрын

Can’t tell if you’re serious or not, but amputees have sores to the bone sometimes from their prosthesis.

@kaziahmed1424 3 жыл бұрын

"I don't have problems with the murder".... The delivery on that kills me every time

@dennyb8442 7 жыл бұрын

0:38 "But uh.. yeah. I don't have problems with the murder" Then Andy's laugh. GOLD.

@eeriedragonjiheun838 10 жыл бұрын

Arguably the riskiest and the funniest comedian who was on SNL.

@KamikazeChinaman 5 жыл бұрын

Arguably the only good one.

@gmaasry 5 жыл бұрын

Neither point is arguable. :)

@strengthandmasculinity 4 жыл бұрын

the riskiest and funniest was frank stallone

@kushal777 4 жыл бұрын

Explain to the folks at home who Frank Stallone is.

@jedinxf7 3 жыл бұрын

@@gmaasry Dennis Miller was just as risky. but not very funny.

@tietenterror2533 2 жыл бұрын

Is anyone else watching clips of Norm? May he rest in peace.

@karankumar-km9gi 2 жыл бұрын

I'm

@smorancomedy 2 жыл бұрын

Oh yes. I've been caning the clips like mad. I watch them regularly anyway but I've been hammering them over the last few days. If you're reading this, you already know; he was a genius.

@IPlayOneOnT.V. 2 жыл бұрын

We all are d*mb*ss. That's why we're here. Duh!

@owenhunt 2 жыл бұрын

I was honestly watching clips right up until about 3 days before he died. Then when I saw news of his passing on the 'I'm Not Norm' channel, I tried to avoid the videos as a way of disavowing the possibility that he had passed. I was trying to backflip over the matrix. I did the same when Sean Connery passed last year. Tried to avoid the news into non-existence.

@tietenterror2533 2 жыл бұрын

@@IPlayOneOnT.V. You sir are a scholar and a gentleman.

@SamuelCAsh-ns3wm Жыл бұрын

Norm was the best. He could get away with stuff that no one else could totally based on his excellent delivery

@averageo2343 8 жыл бұрын

I love how Andy is just eating this whole thing up

@nunziomeatballs 5 жыл бұрын

AverageO since he’s so fat , always eating things up

@sauercrowder 5 жыл бұрын

@@nunziomeatballs I hate you for doing this first and bungling the delivery

@nunziomeatballs 5 жыл бұрын

sauercrowder that might’ve been a bungle, but 9/11 was a national tragedy

@socaltop10 4 жыл бұрын

This along with his addiction to 9ay p0rno

@strengthandmasculinity 4 жыл бұрын

Well he is Swedish-German.

@JobberBud 9 жыл бұрын

Norm set the trap for the punchline brilliantly. This is why he's my favorite comedian. A genius.

@MyronKapetanakis 6 жыл бұрын

Exactly, I don't get it why people don't understand that!

@hypnotechno 2 жыл бұрын

@@MyronKapetanakis what was the punchline?

@64_bit80 2 жыл бұрын

@@hypnotechno he tricked them into defending a murderer ("he was a scholar and a gentleman")

@skipads5141 2 жыл бұрын

Yes, because siding with a specific position about a large group of people means you automatically side with everything some individual in the group did unrelated to the position.

@skipads5141 2 жыл бұрын

Person 1: "Someone should be able to eat potatoes." You: "Hitler ate potatoes. You like Hitler????"

@donnawebster4310 2 жыл бұрын

It was incredibly selfless for Norm to keep his cancer private. He still wanted us to laugh .. he still wanted to laugh. What an incredible gift to us all..we love you, Norm!

@ryancbarrett96 9 ай бұрын

I think it was also because he wanted to know the laughs were genuine and people weren't feeling sorry for him. We know he's a genius, but I get that. As Lorne used to say, yes it got a laugh, but was it the right laugh?

@lucassavington8071 2 жыл бұрын

Norm was so good at baiting people. Going after the disability was just the set up to get them to bite and stand up (pun intended) for the murderer. Then he dropped the hammer on them! He was truly one of a kind. RIP Norm

@HendersonHinchfinch 8 жыл бұрын

I have been coming back to this video once a month since it came out lol.

@mbolduc 8 жыл бұрын

+Bacon and cheese has been stuffed into a crust Probably three times a day for me

@justanghozzst8218 6 жыл бұрын

Props on the awesome name.

@WelcomeToMyDream 6 жыл бұрын

Every time I see it I click. Norm is a dark comedy god :)

@Waldowsky 6 жыл бұрын

Punk rock In the wrong hands, still coming back bud?

@simarjeetnagpal 6 жыл бұрын

I like this comment every month since you've posted it

@heatbucspies55 8 жыл бұрын

"I feel that one of the basic requirements of being a sprinter is having legs" Maybe the funniest thing ever. Conan refused to Show himself laughing at it

@mattm1982 7 жыл бұрын

"You're not a biped... you have no legs, so scram!"

@ThalesAcm 7 жыл бұрын

the way norm says legs in this joke is what makes it even funnier... like the way he says "the world" in the germany going to war joke

@gustafsone 7 жыл бұрын

Conan had to bite his tongue so he wouldn't laugh but Andy couldn't help himself. I think Andy was the whole reason that Norm kept going with it because he was getting him to laugh.

@jon4715 6 жыл бұрын

MKM “take your time, as ling as you want...”

@MrHubadub 6 жыл бұрын

S S I'm most happy that you got to make this salient point.

@StevieObieYT 2 жыл бұрын

01:24 I feel that one of the basic requirements for being a sprinter.. is having legs 😂

@wabbithare9653 3 жыл бұрын

Every few months I end up in a Norm Macdonald binge. So here's me clocking into this video. - May 2021 - 14th September 2021 (RIP Norm)

@nnmartin94 9 жыл бұрын

The joke wasn't about the running. The joke was getting Conan on the side of an alleged murderer. Everyone in this comments section got Normed the fuck out.

@WalterLiddy 9 жыл бұрын

nfinitiduck Right. Only you get it. On the contrary, I think everyone appreciated that this is what he was doing. Nevertheless he's also having a dig at Pistorius. Yes, the joke is that he doesn't mind the murdering but hates the 'cheating'. But, he's also getting a point across. He can do both.

@erikbmyname 8 жыл бұрын

WalterLiddy Oh let him feel like he was the only one in on it. Seems important to him.

@nutsackmania 8 жыл бұрын

+WalterLiddy when people say "dig" it makes me want to kill their pets

@gromitpesley 8 жыл бұрын

At what point did he get Conan to agree he was a murderer?

@milesfinnch7348 8 жыл бұрын

+nfinitiduck He also exposed how PC this culture has become as Conan, Richter, and the audience all gasped about criticizing a handicapped person and were ready to defend a murderer. LOL.

@recipioct 10 жыл бұрын

People seem to be missing the joke. Norm set a trap on Conan, that's the joke. Norm got Conan to defend Oscar and then came back to the murder. That was his whole point, although the journey (as always) is the best part of Norm.

@hertungwert2759 4 жыл бұрын

Who? Who seems to be missing the joke?

@ErikvonStrongber 4 жыл бұрын

@@hertungwert2759 it was five years ago, man. those people are dead by now.

@videolad3057 4 жыл бұрын

@@ErikvonStrongber HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH

@gabrielaciata8964 4 жыл бұрын

Comedy trap

@MAP2023 4 жыл бұрын

recipioct Norm is the guy who is extremely smart but sometimes plays dumb, so he can play you and then say “Gotcha!”

@carllutz7523 9 ай бұрын

Andy got the entire joke. "He really turned it around on us" Andy totally gets Norm's humor. And Conan is a perfect setup for Norm. Actually Norm does well on Letterman too as David is his hero.

@johns8364 8 ай бұрын

Conan knew exactly what Norm was doing. He let himself get duped or even planned to get duped because that was the funniest possible outcome. After all Conan setup the discussion. He knew they were going to talk about pistorius.

@vic7939 5 ай бұрын

And lets not forget Andy, the swedish-german was raped.

@Pal.Cockrum 3 жыл бұрын

The least endearing trait of Oscar’s character, was not hypocrisy.

@mikebavli 8 жыл бұрын

Norm Macdonald is a genius and we are all blessed to be living at the same time as him.

@porkwoofles3909 6 жыл бұрын

... and someone else had to train and grow their own legs to make them good enough.

@sm5574 2 жыл бұрын

And now we are no longer so blessed. RIP

@liambrammall1764 2 жыл бұрын

😢

@AnnabellaRedwood 2 жыл бұрын

@@sm5574 we are blessed to have had him. ❤🦋

@harold3165 Жыл бұрын

Welp

@jeffreyriley8742 9 жыл бұрын

Actually, Pistorious not having lower legs meant he didn't have pain or soreness in them like the other runners would from time to time. That's an advantage for him.

@rainmaker6261 9 жыл бұрын

They're also more ergonomic than human legs. Very soon prosthetic limbs will be markedly better than their natural counterparts.

@PietPompies70 9 жыл бұрын

rainmaker6261 So the muscle on a real leg and extension of the foot pushing you along has no advantage? Seriously, go buy a fucking brain. It's like saying people without arms swim better since they don't have the water resistance they would have with arms..... just stfu if you are this stupid... really!

@rainmaker6261 9 жыл бұрын

***** his legs are factually more ergonomic than human legs. That's just simple science. And very soon prosthetic limbs will be markedly better than their natural counterparts. The two things I said are both true. There's nothing for you go argue against here. Please return to the hole you crawled out of.

@PietPompies70 9 жыл бұрын

rainmaker6261 Yes and in a thousand years we might have flying cars.... it's irrelevant. Though, your argument in itself is contradictory. You state an advantage, insinuating that you think prosthetic legs are better, also the fact that you agree with the person you replied to, shows you think prosthetic limbs are superior. Apart from that, your second statement suggests that atm, prosthetic limbs are indeed NOT better, since you say, and I quote " ...very soon prosthetic limbs will in fact be markedly better than their natural counterparts. " Which means, that at the moment, they aren't. There are advantages, but there are FAR more disadvantages. This is not about him being a bad athlete or not, he is a fucking murderer piece of shit.

@rainmaker6261 9 жыл бұрын

***** yeah, ergonomic doesn't mean better. Why the fuck wouldn't you look that up before diving into your "go buy a brain" rant? In no way shape or form did I say prosthetic limbs are presently better overall than real ones. I mentioned a single facet where prosthetics are superior. For example- I'm a lot smarter than you are. Intelligence is a category where I easily outclass you. But notice I haven't said I am a better overall human being.

@echo5827 2 жыл бұрын

I've never seen a joke so masterfully executed, it's perfect right up to when Conan calls back to norm's "alleged" comment at the end. Better than you could hope to make a skit even

@paulkhrooger3556 2 жыл бұрын

How he played the murder angle is genius. Also 'with them things Wile E Coyote would order'...dying.

@oliviasophia4152 Жыл бұрын

Hilarious

@IIIIKaiserIIII 7 жыл бұрын

LMAO. The real joke here is that he made Andy and Conan defend him. The audience didn't even realize it.

@skipads5141 2 жыл бұрын

They defended something 100% unrelated to a murder charge. Use your head.

@seyyednaqvi6760 2 жыл бұрын

@@skipads5141 that's part of the joke

@jackxiao9702 2 жыл бұрын

Also stating the obvious, that Oscar should never have been allowed to compete without legs.

@aasray 2 жыл бұрын

@@skipads5141 omg that’s literally the joke

@SIStefanov 2 жыл бұрын

@@skipads5141 That's the basic Norm package. He plays dumb, but positions the conversation in such a way to put his partner to say a ridiculous statement out of context, while simultaneously looking like an old and weathered idiot. He is a mastermind of manipulation and conversation control. We are all lucky he is a comedian, bcs his taste is quite frankly not vanilla. It is offensive in a almost sinister way, but veiled in jokes that are sincerely hilarious. Norm truly was special and one of a kind. He is also a aquired taste.

@89Pleasek 8 жыл бұрын

"I feel that one of the basic requirements of being a sprinter is having legs." lol

@NightMedicine 2 жыл бұрын

Norm seriously is the best talk show guest I’ve ever seen.

@flaviantropy 2 жыл бұрын

Rest In Peace Norm. We'll miss our endlessly long jokes

@ComfortBlades 9 жыл бұрын

"So, scram!" Ah, classic Norm.

@AventuraLuver 8 жыл бұрын

+killer3596 blizzaga

@ComfortBlades 8 жыл бұрын

+ComfortBlades I got NUKE, ZAP!, and XXXX. Oh, and ICE3...

@mohammedmatagi7983 7 жыл бұрын

''take your time''

@sisyr5615 7 жыл бұрын

"But, uh, also really." Lmao

@vamanosninja4143 7 жыл бұрын

He should go on Wendy Williams and say that. She's always saying "allegedly."

@ryanrogers7452 4 жыл бұрын

Andy being Norm's biggest fan and dying every step of the joke is my favorite part of Norm on Conan

@buckrogers8024 3 жыл бұрын

1:17 Andy has a good laugh for the Joker.

@thebrazilianatlantis165 8 жыл бұрын

Nice fockey!

@BusterCherry1 10 жыл бұрын

This audience didn't deserve Norm.

@voltarinedecleire3634 2 жыл бұрын

"Take as long as you want... "😂😂😂

@StellarJAGuar 2 жыл бұрын

The grimace he makes at 0:17 gets me every time. I can barely tell if it was intentional or not but knowing Norm it probably was

@huss03 8 жыл бұрын

0:50 OMG Norm! "Something Wile E. Coyote would order" Why didn't the audience just lose it? Happens often with Norm...They don't get 90% of it...

@Dream1ng 10 жыл бұрын

Norm is my favorite Conan guest.

@ghosthunter5656 10 жыл бұрын

I want you

@simmer_jay 10 жыл бұрын

ghosthunter5656 when did I click on to 9gag?

@DocVodka 10 жыл бұрын

ghosthunter5656 and i want you, ghost...mmmm

@AgentXaos 10 жыл бұрын

I want all 4 of you....let's get married and start a weird family.

@sven.reinicke 10 жыл бұрын

Can I watch the 5 of you?

@daneromancrane 2 жыл бұрын

Norm getting something out of his tooth makes me laugh harder than most stand up specials that come out these days. RIP to a legend

@dash7man Жыл бұрын

Andy gets what he did right away

@gregorcollins 9 жыл бұрын

All I saw was "Norm" and "Conan" and my heart skipped a beat and I clicked on it thinking it was new but sadly very old - Conan, I think I speak for everyone on planet earth when I say that Norm should be on at least once a week.

@jenius124 8 жыл бұрын

1:17 Andy Richter for the next Joker?

@retardedwithdownsyndrom 2 жыл бұрын

I'll never ever ever got bored of watching Norm. A true scholar and a gentleman.

@thewengerinn5555 2 жыл бұрын

"Take as long as you want.....just get the hell outta here..." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@kjsoccerronaldo10 10 жыл бұрын

I love how he turns the whole joke around on them without them even knowing. He makes them take Pistorius's side then brings up he was a murderer at the end haha. Best comedian ever!!

@emperorwang0861 7 жыл бұрын

Norm's jokes have more layers than a 7 layer burrito!

@fatmanimal6727 6 жыл бұрын

Emperor Wang god damn it... now I have to go to taco bell

@jamstonjulian6947 5 жыл бұрын

8 layers?

@brianb2783 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe my favorite Norm bit ever. Also, he’s 100% right about the unfair advantage. Even if you argue that he also had disadvantages, there’s no way to quantify either and say it’s “fair”. He had an unnatural advantage due to the devices. Plus he’s a murderer.

@michaelmeyer7103 Жыл бұрын

"I feel that one of the basic requirements for being a sprinter is having legs." - An Old Chunk Of Coal

@blinkatreyu 9 жыл бұрын

Norm is too damn funny every time he's trying to explain something! Naturally hilarious.

@DHOPW42 8 жыл бұрын

I fucking love Norm :DD The way he shouts at the end: "He's a MURDERER" :D

@chriswesterfield2042 2 жыл бұрын

I'm an idiot. Since Norm kept his cancer a secret, I couldn't figure out why he aged so much in the past 9 years. I was thinking he might have gotten into drugs. Sorry Norm, for not understanding the truth. Man, I will miss you so much.

@xtremely1nsane 2 жыл бұрын

Sad man. I wanna see Conan React to this. These two had a special bond

@chriswesterfield2042 2 жыл бұрын

@@xtremely1nsane Yes, Conan, Letterman, Miller and other hosts have all stated that Norm was their greatest guest.

@life_of_riley88 2 жыл бұрын

I think a lot of people assumed he was drinking heavily. Yeah he looked like crap and I assumed he was much older than 61, I too never put the pieces together that hey, this man is obviously sick. So sad, yet, so Norm to not tell anyone. He really was a gentleman and a deep thinker.

@seanscanlon9067 2 жыл бұрын

I just put the weigh gain down to food and how most of us gain weight as we age and are not as active as we once were.

@fenerbahceqwe3756 2 жыл бұрын

crazy to think that he had been getting cancer treatment for 2 years at the time of this show... unforgettable man.

@EvansEasyJapanese 10 жыл бұрын

I can't believe how few people are laughing. That was hilarious.

@ImnotNorm 6 жыл бұрын

Evan's Easy Japanese norm enjoys more a silence or a confusion from the crowd.

@thedunne1980 6 жыл бұрын

Hi Norm

@NetCerpher 6 жыл бұрын

That represents “cutting edge” comedy. Making people borderline uncomfortable with ones humor.

@ihsahn77 4 жыл бұрын

I have a feeling that most people who go to talkshows are generally idiots.

@sheawineland1445 3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t find it funny at all lol

@mrskinszszs 7 жыл бұрын

norm sort of looks like a white muhammad ali.

@armwrestlingfan6804 7 жыл бұрын

ikr. the old puffy Ali. it's awesome.

@LiamRedmondVideo 7 жыл бұрын

Haha yeah

@tubewoodycool 7 жыл бұрын

He kinda talks like Ali did at the beginning of his parkinsons too lol

@stephenstrang590 4 жыл бұрын

Hahahah

@Gorillazilla93 3 жыл бұрын

oh my god you're right.

@wonderwoman5528 2 жыл бұрын

I’m ashamed to say I’ve only recently discovered Norm and his genius

@jackiemreekie4637 2 жыл бұрын

I'm going to miss him terribly. He was my favourite 👏🥂😥

@Xbitrate 5 жыл бұрын

"Take your time, as long as you want, but get out of here" took me a couple of rewatches to realize the gold in that.

@HamCubes 10 жыл бұрын

Norm reminds me of a great-uncle I have who's very funny, but also very crazy.

@MikeJ2319 2 жыл бұрын

I unknowingly watched probably 5 hours of Norm videos on youtube in the last week before his death... i’ll gladly now rewatch those 5 hours in the next few days, love you Norm! Rest easy, brilliant soul

@quitpayload Жыл бұрын

"Lets imagine you're a runner. With legs."

@TheAgentAssassin 10 жыл бұрын

too dark for prime time but hilarious to me right now the big wigs will never hire you Norm if you piss off the primetime folks

@sjeffiesjeff 10 жыл бұрын

aids

@LucaK 10 жыл бұрын

I bet he doesn't care.

@sst710 10 жыл бұрын

It's not prime time though, it's late night. But it was still really funny.

@WordsPhrasesNumbers 10 жыл бұрын

Norm always does shit like this on Conan, for years man. Look at the old clips if you don't believe me. The big wigs know and they love it.

@WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLU 10 жыл бұрын

sjeffiesjeff he wants to host late late show but thats not prime time i guess

@Renzsu 7 жыл бұрын

... IS HAVING LEGS!

@Normacfan 4 ай бұрын

Best persona, best delivery and best material. His comedy genius will never be matched.

@AlessioArca 3 жыл бұрын

2:21 that's the Kojak joke right there

@Johnnythefirst 6 жыл бұрын

I love how Andy always loses it at the most horrible, horrible jokes. :D He seems like such a nice guy to hang out with.

@cl9282 8 жыл бұрын

"Take your time." hahaha

@kuraikenshi2349 3 жыл бұрын

I'm laughing my ass off that a guy with no legs got to compete in a race where legs are required. A massive oversight lol

@vinniesucks 2 жыл бұрын

“I don’t have a problem with the murder” gets me every time. Perfect delivery

@98756120able 8 жыл бұрын

2 ACME TEFLON BLADE LEGS. I almost choked on my food when he said they looked like things Wile E. Coyote would order

@SparksDrinker 8 жыл бұрын

what were you eating?

@AMpufnstuf 8 жыл бұрын

cheese sandwiches

@christianpersson4956 8 жыл бұрын

Omg, Norm still got it big time. What a comical genius in every aspect.

@arashtodd6045 2 жыл бұрын

The way this guys setts up the joke minutes before it actually happen is just amazing. How smart are you that u can play people like that. Brilliant :))

@bigpat1003 6 ай бұрын

“I feel, that One of the basic requirements of being a sprinter is… having legs!” 🤣

@vamanosninja4143 7 жыл бұрын

"Scram! Take your time as long as you want..." hahaha

@subsamadhi 10 жыл бұрын

He makes a totally valid point. There should be a bottom line for people running races. 2 real human legs is a good place to start. Don't have that? Start a racing league for people with prosthetics. It's not too much to ask.

@SpikeWolfwood 10 жыл бұрын

I kind of see Where you're coming from. He doesn't have to deal with some key things that those with regular legs do. He never has to worry about joint damage and pain in this ankles and feet, fatigue in his feet and calf muscles, and it looks like the prosthesis weigh less than the muscle and bone tissue they're replacing so he'd have to use less energy to run.

@OriginalMindTrick 10 жыл бұрын

Newmaidumosa You put it perfectly.

@amazkaroo 10 жыл бұрын

Norm wasn't trying to make any points. He was just making a joke. People take it way too serious.

@SpikeWolfwood 10 жыл бұрын

IamJuan Well, yah... Of course he was trying to make a joke. But the basis of the joke was that there is controversy in the athletic world over this guy and his prosthesis. Norm just took that controversy to an absurd and funny place.

@MrCageCat 10 жыл бұрын

Agree with you 100%. Sure, he had guts and determination to get where he was before the whole Riva incident, but, you just CAN'T compare flesh and bone to an artificial creation. That would be the equivalent of a boxer with a bionic arm competing against other boxers with just their normal appendages. It's why I never felt comfortable watching him compete against regular sprinters and winning (or losing). How much of an advantage/disadvantage do those give him compared to guys with just their legs? They SAY those blades are the same as normal legs, but come on, they'll never be REALLY 100% the same. Have him run against OTHER guys with no legs, wearing the EXACT same prosthetic as him, now THAT I agree with. And by the way, I'm a South African myself. Just saying.

@merathegray 2 жыл бұрын

Rest in peace Norm! One of the greatest to do it!

@PikkaBite 2 жыл бұрын

"You're not a biped, you have no legs, so scram! ... take your time, as long as you want"

@zgillet 9 жыл бұрын

What's funny is he is correct. How is having mechanical legs NOT cheating?

@RealCoolGuy 9 жыл бұрын

I made that statement back when he was actually running.. It's astounding how many people disagree..

@nn-nu8hf 9 жыл бұрын

SiLenT366 Steroids technically shouldn't be cheating either if that were the case.

@zgillet 9 жыл бұрын

It's like the Flintsones racing an F1 driver.

@shenkeey 9 жыл бұрын

Matt M The difference is that every single one of them uses steroids, not many people would cut off their legs to win a race lol

@drewmandan 9 жыл бұрын

***** It's funny how you ended that sentence with "lol", like it was a correct and obvious statement. Actually, a lot of top level athletes absolutely would sacrifice their lower legs if it meant millions of dollars and a lifetime of fame.

@roberttauzer7042 6 жыл бұрын

"Nobody is with you on this Norm" - except THE WHOLE INTERNET!

@swisscheeseplease97 2 жыл бұрын

That’s such a genius set up. Rest In Peace Norm.

@thomasarnoldcoe6527 2 жыл бұрын

He had rocket ships

@pierre8184 10 жыл бұрын

Legs can't get tired if you have no legs.

@Blueswailer 10 жыл бұрын

Fucking love it how Norm doesn't care about the increased "political correctness" that is sometimes enforced to a ridiculous degree in the media today. Reminds me of my father with the "This is my opinion, if you don't agree I don't give a fuck" - way.

@TheBigDean18 10 жыл бұрын

That is the way my dad is too lol except he will get in your face if you try and prove him wrong.

@maxdurk4624 3 жыл бұрын

You do realize it's a joke, right? It's a comedic routine?

@jamesthecat 3 жыл бұрын

@@maxdurk4624 I'm with you, but it doesn't seem to matter now. Even Norm has felt the need to apologise recently. I think their agents tell them to. There are only a couple I can imagine never doing so now.