Northernlion enters a fugue state and rants about Vancouver roads

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Northernlion enters a fugue state and rants about Vancouver roads

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Күн бұрын

you know the stream is cooked when he starts talking about Vancouver STREETS
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Twitch: / northernlion
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Stream date: 11-20-2023
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#northernlion #clips

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@zacharynovak2180 9 ай бұрын

You may call it a fugue state, but I see it more as a highly trained athlete entering a flow state. The egg is becoming a civil engineer.

@Leifenguard 9 ай бұрын

Egg becoming city planner arc

@18skeltor 6 ай бұрын

the egg is soaring!

@LK-po2rb 9 ай бұрын

I feel like he's usually in a fugue state then has some rare moments of clarity, if anything.

@junipre985 6 ай бұрын

this is the clarity

@randomperson01 9 ай бұрын

All i can think of is how fast NL would be zipping past cars on a bike with all that peleton training. Luna in the backseat of the bike with wind hitting her face like a dog in a car.

@meowsicle7463 9 ай бұрын

"There's no reason to drive in the right lane" guy is actively fighting against all of american driving society

@Purin1023 9 ай бұрын

Genuine psychopath chatter

@potatoonastick2239 9 ай бұрын

Maybe they were European and ignorant to the difference, it makes slightly more sense then

@TheFrozenMister 9 ай бұрын

@@potatoonastick2239 Do you... Do you think europe drives on the left?

@potatoonastick2239 9 ай бұрын

@@TheFrozenMister No, I know that in Europe, the left lane is the fast lane, for overtaking others. One could say that there's no reason for them to drive in the rightmost lane, since they're always in a hurry or something.

@BigBigBigJeff 9 ай бұрын

@podruznyVITAuk Japan and new Zealand are like the only left hand drivers

@k-nun 9 ай бұрын

He's coming for every state! He's not gonna do just 2 and stop! He's gonna do just 1 and stop!

@Purin1023 9 ай бұрын

Shoutout to the freak in chat typing "TSKR" at K8 sneezing

@beebbeebboob 9 ай бұрын

13:06 I don't know if the Librarian takes requests, but I would love a supercut of Dota bits he's done over the years.

@NivetFox 9 ай бұрын

@solidpython4964 6 ай бұрын

@PepeLeehay 9 ай бұрын

fact checking myself after the fact, but currently, seoul capital area is ~26 million, US Midwest is ~69 million, with chicago metro area being about ~9 million of that. but the density difference does go crazy, since the midwest is like 2 million square km and seoul capital's around 13 thousand.

@Ragnell123 9 ай бұрын

The roads do sound horrific. No protected left turns is insanity

@tezpokemonmaster 9 ай бұрын

it's just inconsistency, there are plenty of protected left turns in the lower mainland but not on many older streets, which is kinda stupid tbh, especially when combined with allowing right turn on red. this is why transit and biking is what I do 90% of the time, for my own sanity.

@Person-275 9 ай бұрын

Tbh this is by far more a west side thing, which is funny considering thats where most of the money is. But east van tends to have pretty good intersections, other than like nanaimo and hastings or renfrew and hastings which have that same problem. Also, most traffic in downtown is pretty decent to navigate, though it’s sometimes tricky to remember all the different one way street locations. The best option is to always take public transit cause we have a city where it actually works pretty well.

@liampett1313 9 ай бұрын

Calgary has the opposite problem. Protected left turns on every goddamn turn no matter how desolate.

@WheelDragon 9 ай бұрын

2:00 MARYLAND NOT MENTIONED LETSGO

@jovialvibes5962 9 ай бұрын

Put some respect on Minnesota’s corporate name. Target, General Mills, Best Buy, 3M. We go toe to toe with Washington

@Vieweer 9 ай бұрын

I greatly enjoy how based and automobile safety-pilled NL is

@tubbiestbeef4222 9 ай бұрын

Wake up honey, more Sufjan Stevens references

@gungy_vt 9 ай бұрын

"People who drive too slow cause more accidents than people who drive too fast" This is why I'll never get on a highway. I live too close to Massachusetts, and they give drivers licenses to just about anyone with this mindset. Massholes'll really say that "good driving" means "breaking every rule and surviving", then wonder why people around here hate seeing white and red license plates.

@Phoenix0F8 9 ай бұрын

everybody's a 'confident' and 'assertive' driver until they vaporize a minivan full of schoolchildren because they refuse to do anything under 90 in a residential and don't know what brakes or turn signals are. obeying the rules of the road for the good of yourself and neighbors is badass.

@CycleMantis 9 ай бұрын

They're the type of guys to cut off a semi-truck with no lead or signaling, but imagine they can get to wherever they're going 12 seconds faster

@ScoffMathews 9 ай бұрын

Please do the "The kill" edit when NL starts going off about lanes

@Medrin 9 ай бұрын

i can't imagine how this stuff feels if you aren't from the region, probably just completely unhinged

@lbgstzockt8493 9 ай бұрын

Very hinged actually, its not like Vancouver is the only city with back-asswards traffic planning.

@0Roach_ 7 ай бұрын

I feel like if anyone doesn't know how to drive it feels unhinged; like myself, I have no idea whats happening but +2 anyway,

@j-mc2144 9 ай бұрын

13:06 DOTA MENTIONED WHOLESALE

@occupationDan 9 ай бұрын

The Detroit stray is unfounded

@rcoder01 9 ай бұрын

Detroit on the rise fr

@WheelDragon 9 ай бұрын

2:47 I'm at the Pizza Hut. I'm at the Taco Bell. I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.

@mvemjsunp8 9 ай бұрын

any other Milwaukee viewers confused about how he knows?

@haatash 9 ай бұрын

not the fuck minnesota chant 😭

@fredrik8500 9 ай бұрын

Yeah, people that drive fast don’t cause accidents. That’s why nobody ever crashes in F1.

@nekollama3994 3 ай бұрын

There is a big population of miami people that only go to places with A/C (malls, restaurants, other people's houses, etc) that can vibe with what NL is spitting.

@Matkatamiba 9 ай бұрын

SF and Vancouver are comically similar

@jnm92 9 ай бұрын

That instrumental Sufjan Stevens New York tunnel album is SO good. Still listen to it

@buss3796 9 ай бұрын

which one's that?

@jnm92 9 ай бұрын

@@buss3796 “The BQE”

@PepeLeehay 9 ай бұрын

@@buss3796 The BQE

@Neotenico 9 ай бұрын

4:42 @sad_cat_dad As NL's only Delawarean viewer, you got me. Also, I looked at the streetview of Oak and 70th and it's a genuine war crime of an intersection.

@Veilure 9 ай бұрын

2:49 MILL CREEK MENTIONED‼‼‼🔥🔥🔥

@thatpedanticcommenter5847 9 ай бұрын

As a Canadian I have to wonder how many NL viewers per capital exist in Newfoundland.

@Razier64 9 ай бұрын

Not my ass looking around on google maps at Vancouver just trying to find streets that he mentions for no real reason

@troyhadge8300 9 ай бұрын

Thanks as always man

@7eewilsmi127 2 ай бұрын

you will never convince me the city i live in isn't coastal when it takes me less than 30 minutes to get to the coast

@RushandSNLfan 9 ай бұрын

Thanks, Librarian, for capturing the most watchable parts of SAP.

@yoslo6832 9 ай бұрын

It’s so true about Washington exit and merge lanes. We have a bajillion and somehow at least 3 lanes

@doctorgears9358 4 күн бұрын

A lot of people in the midwest would not consider Chicago to be in the midwest.

@erato4362 9 ай бұрын

the person who posted ICANT HI ICANT during the ohio section, you did a funny gg

@jacobwumbo827 9 ай бұрын

Yo Georgia mentioned! I dream of NL visiting Atlanta for some ungodly reason and ranting about the city for 30 minutes.

@ursamajor4684 9 ай бұрын

if i ever heard NL complain about spaghetti junction or 285 i think i would lose it LMAO

@steveqi9309 8 ай бұрын

Looking at Atlanta on Google maps is giving me an existential crisis due to the sheer insane amount of suburbs that surround it.

@LillithMK 3 ай бұрын

im from milwaukee and a guy from grindr said he loves NL

@Jeff-yz1wx 9 ай бұрын

stellar content today librarian

@bameron750 9 ай бұрын

As someone who lives in Phoenix I'm always HOVmaxing. Genuinely the safest lane on the road

@telkaivokalma 9 ай бұрын

FeelsMinnesotanMan

@YouGottaCarryThatWeight 9 ай бұрын

He’s slowly hard-boiling himself with all these backpack battle and SAP streams

@dgrex24 9 ай бұрын

Miami based viewer here checking in.

@ardabaser1349 9 ай бұрын

Well I am gonna be honest this is what happens when you don't have good public transport in your city in the form of based trains.

@josephjuncaj5784 7 күн бұрын

Detroit NL fans clocking in for the midwest discourse

@micromushies 9 ай бұрын

"I bet I dont have a lot of viewers from MIami" Me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and my boyfriend too! I have gotten some of my friends into you as well :D

@josh-kf2rd 4 ай бұрын

"States where business thrive are just lucky." - Northernliberal

@mitchmay3867 9 ай бұрын

In 3 lanes the middle is the slow. Left is fast and right is exiting

@Jempai 5 ай бұрын

Washington state liver here, the law is not to keep rihjt except to pass except certain areas, also you need to be in the middle lane if you're not passing or exiting. If you're in the right lane you're in the way of people on the on ramp.

@heyitsthatdude17 9 ай бұрын

I feel like egg would lose his shit if someone pointed out that Vancouver has a smaller population than shit like Columbus, Ohio

@atlasiscooler4694 2 ай бұрын

Columbus has more in the city proper than Vancouver, but Metro Vancouver is bigger than the Columbus metropolitan area.

@hellssatansfc 9 ай бұрын

Kansas City is "without a doubt" in the midwest? The man has lost his mind

@aigals 9 ай бұрын

literally the most midwest city ever, its straddling missouri and kansas like what

@hellssatansfc 9 ай бұрын

@aigals it's literally to the West of the "gateway to the west" it's just the full blown west. Nobody in Kansas has ever drank a Vernors ginger ale or said you betcha. It's all BBQ and evangelicalism out there. Not passive-aggressive Lutheranism. Also, surely the most Midwest city ever is Milwaukee

@AOTSismyhero 9 ай бұрын

@@hellssatansfc I will die on this hill with you bud

@hellssatansfc 9 ай бұрын

@@AOTSismyhero thank you for your service comrade

@seek__on 9 ай бұрын

The census definition puts it in the midwest buddy. Your definition of midwest really only applies to minnesota and wisconsin

@stelmaria-mx 4 ай бұрын

Kate do be sneezin loud

@Materialist39 9 ай бұрын

(Failed state) MENTIONED!

@dyoyo99 9 ай бұрын

Nl is right everyone drives like a psycho on i5

@rikolasdf 9 ай бұрын

milwaukee viewer checking in

@TristanFrazer420 9 ай бұрын

this rant is truly the only thing I care about

@TheSoCanadian 2 ай бұрын

4:34 hey

@DatBeast18 9 ай бұрын

Someone really said there’s no reason to be in the right lane if you’re not exiting????

@eugenesis8188 5 ай бұрын

"Keep right except to pass" just means not to stay in the leftmost lane if youre not passing. It doesnt mean yiu need to go as far right as possible. Why would there be 5 lanes if everyone was technically only supposed to use 2?

@wormsonly 9 ай бұрын

when he said chicago is more important than michigan i got for real actually mega triggered

@PokemonTrainerJames 9 ай бұрын

here in illinois we do have advanced left turn lights, but motherfuckers always want to run the reds anyway! i understand when its needed, but holy shit people, you'll get your light just chill

@The_Grimsun 7 ай бұрын

Hard +2 the middle lane being the worst lane.

@Perceptious37 4 ай бұрын

The worst thing when ur driving on a highway/interstate is when you have been following someone going slower than you, then you move over to pass them then they just ram on the gas and not let you pass to then just slow down again, so you gotta drag race these dumbfucks to get infront of them because they dont wanna drive at a constant speed and also dont want people to pass them. Either watch ur speedometer or set cruise control for fucks sakes. dont get me started on people staring at their phone at a stop light then dont go for like 5-10 seconds after the light turns green.

@dylanh.3793 8 ай бұрын

As a Michigander I can confirm that we own every city that touches Lake Michigan. However, Chicago sucks, so we let Illinois keep it.

@DiamondsAreForeverLOLcheeseBUR 9 ай бұрын

i liked it, i was good at it, it made me... it made me feel alive

@snorlax42 9 ай бұрын

Why is Connecticut catching strays, man 😔

@TheKornbeef 3 ай бұрын

yo wtf I'm Minnesota born and raised 28 years how dare you nl

@nasthebas 9 ай бұрын

Yooo I’m an NL viewer from Miami

@sethjohnson5714 9 ай бұрын

man that "cars exploding" bit didn't age well

@NivetFox 9 ай бұрын

BURY ME BURY ME

@SilverionX 9 ай бұрын

Every time I see the word fugue I read fudge. I have no idea why, maybe it's my non-native English brain that does it but it's very funny.

@inrainbow09 8 ай бұрын

this man knows vancouver has bad road planning

@gutfrets1693 5 ай бұрын

im from miami can verify

@yuio39 9 ай бұрын

Chicago's not coastal it's just built on a swamp next to the biggest lake in the world that's located entirely in one country

@enotsnavdier6867 9 ай бұрын

Lake Michigan and Lake Huron are actually 1 lake

@Zooropa_Station 2 ай бұрын

I mean, coast is coast, innit. And it has access to the Atlantic fwiw.

@noarmsnolife6665 6 ай бұрын

does he ever win in this game

@FirstLast-gm9nu 9 ай бұрын

Chicago couldn't be a coastal city because they invented reaganomics

@Zooropa_Station 2 ай бұрын

To be fair the coasts used to be very conservative - Reagan's own California along with New England's fiscal-oriented "Yankee/Rockefeller Republicans"

@Thepaperlad 9 ай бұрын

It’s ME

@RalorPenwat 9 ай бұрын

Calling Chicago coastal lmao

@luxuryinminiature 9 ай бұрын

insanely funny he's just listing the whitest cities as where his fans are located

@thomasandrewclifford 9 ай бұрын

I'm not Vancouverian nor American enough to appreciate this for the cooking it probably is. On the day it felt a lot more frustrating just willing him to play SAP.