"How bald are you?"

As a 6' 4 guy my revenge for the short beds and tiny chairs is to tell everyone I'm 6' 1 when they ask my height

Simply put, Tall people get the societal advantage, short people get the functional advantage.

OtherMech in chat getting their bit stolen at 3:45 is hilarious. Has the energy of whispering to your friend then they tell the class and everyone pops off

As someone who is 6"4" this was the kind of validation i needed. Pogged out of my gourd!

actually if you're 6'1 you should lie and and say you're merely 6 foot become the Rorschach just to keep them on their toes

1:11 we're going nose to nose??? 😳😳

Dude I'm 5'11 and my house was built in 1917, I hit my head on shit in the house all the time

6’9 skinwalker reporting in. Empathize greatly for my short kings

If I could I'd happily give a few inches from my height to a short king

I’m 6’5” and tell people I’m 6’2” when asked to gaslight anyone that’s 6’2” and under, telling them that they aren’t even 6’ in front of everyone.

Im 6’7 245lbs and i feel im right on the line of “freakishly” tall. Im lanky now, i looked very proportional when I was more heavyset at 290lbs, but yeah people have to look up at me for sure like Dafoe 😂 It is pretty inconvenient and my feet still hang a bit off of the California king if I lay straight I definitely hit my head on doorways, signs, monitors on the line at work, back seats aren’t always feasible etc. Never flown would not look forward to it if i had to

the only benefit to being tall is hoop and babes. Which are pretty good benefits I would take that over 10 years of old person life

I'm 6'1" and the world already isn't made for me. Taller dudes have my utmost sympathies in that area

I'm 5'11" I feel like it's a sweet spot

I'm 5'11 and I always say I'm 5'11 or shorter. Reason is as everyone else my height probably knows some dudes will desperately try to make out you are 6ft so they can make out they are slightly taller than their actual height... it's mad weird Also 5'11 is such a good sweet spot Benefits of being slightly taller without all the horrendous disadvantages all my 6ft+ friends have

Lmao I have a brother that's 6'3" and a younger brother projected to be as tall as him, and my younger bro is always going on about how he doesn't wanna be that tall due to all the health problems (back shit and stuff)

Apollo spitting facts. The only upside is the feeling you’re scamming nike when you buy a pair for the same price even though it costs them double the raw materials to make them.

The signal joke is actually insane

My cousins are all 6'4-6'10. I'm 6'0 (185cm) and am already uncomfortable on planes and in some cars, can't imagine how bad it must be to be taller.

I'm 6"7' and I'll just say there are things people fail to consider 🧘‍♂

Holy shit. NL got a movie reference wrong (I believe). Isn’t the Willem Dafoe looking up meme from the movie about Van Gogh?

the theory at the beginning is totally true, i’ve seen a distribution graph of what people will answer their height is and 167,168 is very high with a huge dropoff at 169 followed by a rebound at 170. especially w the metric system like who’s gonna notice 1cm??

NL should be the baldness Rorschach test

I am 6’4” and the best ever is telling people I’m 6 foot and watching anyone in the 5’11”-6’3” zone get shook.

I'm at least 5'11 but I have a connective tissue disorder so my height literally changes with my condition and the weather.

I’m about 6’6” And it basically mostly sucks Most things you can think of are generally worse being this tall.

When I get extra leg room on flights my knees still touch the seat in front. I also hit my head on the subway at least once a week. I feel heard

I'm 5'10 1/2, but I can never say that cause people think that i'm insecure instead of very thorough, so I say i'm 5'10

Im 6 2 and I hate it. I would love to be like 5 5. I could fit comfortably in everything

5'8 30 years old and I physically feel no difference as I've aged. I'm still up at 3:30am watching this cause I'm not tired lol

As a 6'-2" guy, I feel like it's the maximum height where the benefits outweigh the disadvantages. It's just nice enough that I feel bad for complaining, but travel is like serious annoyance and I really wouldn't wanna be any taller.

As someone who is 6’3”, god I wish I was 6’0”

im 6'5 and the general spite towards jealous short people but not outright hatred is incredibly real

I'm 6', and whenever I tell people that they tell me, I look taller than 6', and it's from the shorter people having to exaggerate their height.

where did the ryan = 6’7” thing come from because i distinctly remember when i first started watching him he said that shit and i believed him???? i remember googling it too and then like half a year later he revealed he was 5’10” :(

He's right about the 6'7 opinion. I am the same height and it's hell.

I used to be 6'2 but the back problems that came with being 6'2 made me lose half an inch, so now I'm 6'1 1/2 but I still say that I'm 6'2. I got rorschach'd by someone who said they were 6'2 and they were very slightly taller than me so I reverse uno carded them by saying that I was lying and that I'm actually 6'0 so he must be 6'1. Genius distraction.

I'm 6'5 and tbf being tall is generally awesome. It's just annoying when you can't ever complain about it

Fun fact: this study has actually been done, someone has made a graph of mens selfreported heights on Tinder and what NL said is totally true, there was a big gap at 5'11".

I’m 5 11 and I would need to be significantly taller for it to be any sort of practical use. Working retail I would need to be about 6 3 to be able to reach the next shelf or a higher box

As 26 year old 6'4" dude , I agree with Apollo, shit sucks man, I wish I was shorter. Extra leg room seats are almost a must on flights, and my back hurts. 😢

As a 5'9 guy I've never understood other men who are also 5'9 being insecure about it. It's like never a problem. Even in dating there's like plenty of women who don't care. Like what are bros stressing about?

i thought NL was 6'6 280lb machine wtf

5'3 bros where you at!

I am 184cm. Everyday I be meeting 5'11 people claiming they 6'. The world is built for 5'8 people. To be honest the societal advantage of height outweighs the functional disadvantages.

i love beimg 6'2"

As some not 6"0 but my country average being short, it does feel weird looking down on everybody, also doors

tall people and normal people

Honestly how much do you weigh is a perfect response to how tall are you

tall people or normal people lmao

I know the other tall guys watching this vid have bad posture right now. Fix it!

short people are awesome

I am good with the height I am now.

im 6'1' my back always hurts and i hit my head getting in and out of a subaru outback, short kings stay winning

NL is 4'7

I absolutely undershoot my height if I'm talking to the height-obsessed boosters lol I'm 6'6, but when I meet the folk that are clearly adding an inch or two - I say I'm 6'3-6'4 Means that your 5'10s pretending to be 6" tall are suddenly well over a half foot shorter than the 6'3 guy

I’m 6’4 and Apollo is right. It sucks more than it’s great

As a tall fat guy life is hell

the confidence people have in just saying that they wouldnt even consider dating someone who's half a foot taller than the average because he's "short" is mind blowing

I'm willing to bet everyone complaining about being tall would rather be 6'5" (7-8 inches taller than average) than 5'2" (7-8 inches shorter than average) so, basically, stfu

Maybe its just my shit luck, but being 6'3 has done fuck all for my dating life. Gay guys love me though...

-2 to apollo

I'm 5'7'' but my wife thinks I'm 5'9'', she believes me cause I'm always sitting

the songs at the end of your videos are the worst part of the library. please use music that will not make my ears bleed