Not the Nine O'Clock News - The Gift Shop

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Steve Thomas

Steve Thomas

11 жыл бұрын

A Not the Nine O'clock News sketch, from Series 3 Episode 6 and the Hedgehog Sandwich LP. Transferred off an old Betamax cassette.

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@stevedunningduckinggiraffe6296
@stevedunningduckinggiraffe6296 3 жыл бұрын
Twenty quid in 1982? A bloody fortune!
@metsot
@metsot 3 жыл бұрын
The versatility of Mel Smith was overwhelming.
@ghengiscant538
@ghengiscant538 2 жыл бұрын
His delivery of " The legend FRAE Bonny Scotland " cracked me up LOL .
@zakelwe
@zakelwe 6 жыл бұрын
Griffs face is so funny, summed up the type of person running a shop like that.
@mukulsharma5636
@mukulsharma5636 4 жыл бұрын
Mel Smith was just so great. RIP
@metsot
@metsot 3 жыл бұрын
One of the Greats.
@ConkerTS
@ConkerTS 3 жыл бұрын
@@metsot Yes. I was very disappointed that he became a director and stopped being a perfomer, as I think there are many great directors, but not as many truly great comedians, and Mel Smith was just so amazingly talented when it came to comedy, be it the acting, the timing, the voice, the facial expressions, etc, he had it all, as few other comedians had. Still, like all the great comics of the past decades, even though he's gone, we can still see his performances when we choose. I'm so glad that this Covid situation, if it had to happen at all, happened now, when we have access to KZfaq, DVD box sets, so many cable/satellite channels, etc. Imagaine if it had happened fifty years ago, when in the UK we only had three TV channels, no video recorders, no computers, etc. How boring would that have been?
@jjharson7344
@jjharson7344 2 жыл бұрын
love this, it brings back my childhood memories, I always remember the F*** I forget the baby sketch.... half of those ornaments were in most households in the seventies and early eighties.... looks like half of my mums old front room in there....
@Nooziterp1
@Nooziterp1 3 жыл бұрын
All through this I was wondering how it would end. The actual ending took me by surprise.
@yaronkl
@yaronkl 6 жыл бұрын
I just see Griff Rhys Jones expressions and laugh.
@hobanagerik
@hobanagerik 5 жыл бұрын
Ploni Almoni Oddly, no one has that reaction now.
@hobanagerik
@hobanagerik 3 жыл бұрын
methven Arundell Every time I’ve seen Griff in recent years, usually on some show about UK riverboats or some such, he seems like a moany, bitter, man now. I don’t know why.
@johncannon2232
@johncannon2232 7 жыл бұрын
At last I have found this sketch and want to place it in my possession......Love this sketch...
@vs6x3
@vs6x3 4 жыл бұрын
😏😏😏
@TallSilentGuy
@TallSilentGuy 6 жыл бұрын
I thought the whole thing would be leading up to a homosexual advance towards Griff.
@lukechandra6233
@lukechandra6233 4 жыл бұрын
that would've been gay
@nasskhan4543
@nasskhan4543 4 жыл бұрын
@modern studies wheres your comedy show? Oh wait yr just a spazz .
@vanonzen
@vanonzen 4 жыл бұрын
@@nasskhan4543 No, modern studies collect this junk and it is heartbroken that a piece that he/she does not own but love is destroyed.
@whatshisname3304
@whatshisname3304 4 жыл бұрын
@@lukechandra6233 is nt that stating the obvious, describing a gay joke as gay, is n't that redundant.
@petemarr824
@petemarr824 4 жыл бұрын
Simon, it was leading you to think it was going to be that, it did fall on its arse though.
@vmkkith
@vmkkith 8 жыл бұрын
Been lookiong for this for years as I only have it on Audio. My PC Gaming name is sometimes Rampant Mackerel and people always ask me where it came from!
@Vesnicie
@Vesnicie 4 жыл бұрын
It's meant to be imitating heraldic language, isn't it? The mackerel is sort of rearing up after all...
@stuartmiller7419
@stuartmiller7419 4 жыл бұрын
Not sure that a fish CAN be rampant (as it has no feet to 'rear up' on) - but that somehow adds to the charm I've always thought.
@Skoora
@Skoora 4 жыл бұрын
Ha, I have a twist on that where my online moniker for years has been Skoora, from Kids in the Hall Skoora the gentle shark. Almost no-one gets it.
@13gan
@13gan 3 жыл бұрын
Heraldically, it's not rampant as that is for 4 legged predator/beast . For that particular posture, it would have been called urinant. The closest posture for a fish to rampant would be haurient. Would probably spoil the humour if they do use the heraldically correct term though.
@adamgill
@adamgill 7 жыл бұрын
I have listened to this sketch on The Hedgehog Sandwich on Vinyl many times over - it's the first time I've actually seen the sketch since it aired.... classic!
@kevanjackson2504
@kevanjackson2504 Жыл бұрын
Perfection. Not The Nine O'clock News was brilliant.
@eddiekingham
@eddiekingham 3 жыл бұрын
Totally brilliant show. I have the dvd
@mejsmith1
@mejsmith1 7 жыл бұрын
Mel is doing his best John Cleese imitation. Love it.
@lemonslice2233
@lemonslice2233 8 жыл бұрын
Could have ended with the customer leaving the shop and the shop owner putting another copy of the exact same piece from a lot of many back on display.
@NivMizzet89
@NivMizzet89 8 жыл бұрын
"...And for our next lot, another Cayman Blue. Anyone?"
@blabla-rg7ky
@blabla-rg7ky 4 жыл бұрын
@@NivMizzet89 mo... monty python?
@tomlxyz
@tomlxyz 3 жыл бұрын
That would go against the joke of the sketch
@petittrainguernsey3297
@petittrainguernsey3297 3 жыл бұрын
Just as well you weren’t writing for them then eh?
@tobietera
@tobietera 2 жыл бұрын
@@petittrainguernsey3297 - I mean, it wasn't terribly funny anyway.
@kjamison5951
@kjamison5951 4 жыл бұрын
I did remember this sketch in part - it has been a very long time since the original airing. I recalled Mel’s wonderful use of language in describing the many delights he spied while browsing the inventory… I just didn’t remember the end...
@kataka64
@kataka64 11 жыл бұрын
cheers for uploading this. A wonderful homage to the late Mel Smith bless 'im.
@Wally-H
@Wally-H 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. Everyone had those fucking shire horses in the 70's, they were utter crap. Wherever you went on holiday in Britain they'd be in all the gift shops, along with whimsies, and those tacky bits of rock with a plastic seagull on the top and the name of the place crudely written on the front
@flux11000
@flux11000 10 жыл бұрын
Been a long time since I watch that sketch Fantastic
@jeremytravis360
@jeremytravis360 3 жыл бұрын
That cracked me up. I thought he was going to say Griff
@k.c.lejeune6613
@k.c.lejeune6613 5 жыл бұрын
£19.95?? I'd gladly pay £1995.00 for such a magnificent piece.
@lexingtonlad5745
@lexingtonlad5745 2 жыл бұрын
Mel Smith was an amazing actor.
@13shellshock
@13shellshock 10 жыл бұрын
have being looking for this sketch for years.class a1
@peteiswriteingnow
@peteiswriteingnow 2 жыл бұрын
Just think those 2 greats went on to do the brilliant Smith and Jones at the table sketches, and i loved watching when my kids were young Mel doing the voice over for the animation of Father Christmas, comedy great.
@BCSBuck
@BCSBuck 6 жыл бұрын
I had the Hedgehog Sandwich LP. Loved it so much.
@chrissyman77
@chrissyman77 11 жыл бұрын
Love this ,thanks .
@guharup
@guharup 5 жыл бұрын
completely understand his emotions after seeing a particular artificial water fountain in my local market. An exquisite piece that deserves an appropriate treatment.
@grimTales1
@grimTales1 6 жыл бұрын
"This charming bulsa wood windmill with the musical barometer"
@freebeerfordworkers
@freebeerfordworkers 5 жыл бұрын
Encrusted with seashells and marked "fra Bonnie Scotland!"
@Ogma3bandcamp
@Ogma3bandcamp 3 жыл бұрын
Balsa wood.
@rebeccahunswick
@rebeccahunswick 6 ай бұрын
Pure genius
@buzhug35
@buzhug35 3 жыл бұрын
I love them so much!!!
@nickclark6310
@nickclark6310 4 ай бұрын
utter brilliance
@jasonpfinch
@jasonpfinch 3 жыл бұрын
Mel Smith was so incredible.
@hildurmildur
@hildurmildur 2 жыл бұрын
I felt a bit sorry for the shopkeeper. He looked so chuffed to have such an enthusiastic customer....
@tommygun5218
@tommygun5218 7 жыл бұрын
one of my favourites
@liammccarron8191
@liammccarron8191 5 жыл бұрын
Huge Monty Python influence in this sketch, it's not dead it's asleep
@neithere
@neithere 4 жыл бұрын
There's literally nothing completely new you can do in comedy after MPFC.
@tobietera
@tobietera 3 жыл бұрын
@@neithere - Hmm, not sure about that. As much as I love Monty Python I do think that a lot of the sketches became absurd just because they were known for that style, but it didn't always translate to funny. I think lots of comedians have done new styles of comedy since Monty Python but these discussions never end well unfortunately.
@larsiverchristiansen8484
@larsiverchristiansen8484 3 жыл бұрын
it has seized to be...this is an ex-ashtray...
@mauricedorreboom5388
@mauricedorreboom5388 Жыл бұрын
It rests! It rests? Yes, it was pining for the fjords PINING FOR THE FJORDS?
@skyboswell
@skyboswell 4 жыл бұрын
I looked for years for a rampant mackerel ashtray, I haunted charity shops until, eventually, I found the orange version. It took pride of place in the loo for a number of years. Now I'm going back to my corner with a bag on my head.
@racheldavies7065
@racheldavies7065 3 жыл бұрын
Lol love it
@maverlk7
@maverlk7 8 ай бұрын
Every time I enter a seaside (crap)shop, I am unable to resist the urge to ask if they have a ‘rampant mackerel ashtray’ in their inventory! Suffice it to say, no one has ever picked up on or recognised my attempted tomfoolery 🤣
@skyboswell
@skyboswell 8 ай бұрын
Excellent! I'll try it myself - I live in a seaside area and there are some 'quality' crap goods shops locally. I doubt anyone under 50 remembers the sketch now anyway!
@maverlk7
@maverlk7 8 ай бұрын
@@skyboswell my group of friends frequently break out into sketches from the ‘not the 9 oclock news’ era! Many of the times we can be heard extolling the production of the Johnny Mathis album (when a child is born) as we run through the perfectly memorised ‘gerald the gorilla’ sketch. Constable Savage was another favourite too 🤣
@skyboswell
@skyboswell 7 жыл бұрын
Yep, the best sketch they did! Love it.
@airprimus
@airprimus 6 жыл бұрын
Aah, the grammophone beats it, I think :)
@skyboswell
@skyboswell 2 жыл бұрын
@@airprimus Another timeless classic! Love the way he draws the word out:"Gram-o-phone".
@tobietera
@tobietera 2 жыл бұрын
lol you're kidding, this sketch is awful 🙄
@darrenmeears4667
@darrenmeears4667 4 жыл бұрын
Didn't see that coming a joy to watch 😆😅😄😃😂😁
@blabla-rg7ky
@blabla-rg7ky 4 жыл бұрын
oh, how I knew he was going to smash it to the ground the moment he picked it up! Intuition level: 10000000000
@marcludford591
@marcludford591 4 жыл бұрын
I met Mel smith in a pub in the 80s once sipping a pint then he went to the khasi He had a white rolls Royce outside He was drinking a pint of old badger
@FreeTVEngland
@FreeTVEngland 5 ай бұрын
If you're wondering if shops like this still exist, take a wander along Regent Road in Great Yarmouth during the summer... you might even be able to get yourself a lovely rampant mackerel ashtray! Oh, and GRIFF'S FUCKING FACE at 1:10 is priceless!
@hiroji-wm9xs
@hiroji-wm9xs 7 жыл бұрын
'I must say how impressed I am by the high standards of your wear' woehaaaa
@siukong
@siukong 5 жыл бұрын
Wares
@malcolmdale
@malcolmdale 5 жыл бұрын
+hiroji 95844 I think it's "your wares" and not "your wear" which really makes no sense.
@DieFlabbergast
@DieFlabbergast 3 жыл бұрын
*ware
@tobietera
@tobietera 3 жыл бұрын
Adults having a willy waving contest by correcting each other's spelling, on KZfaq of all places. None of you are the winners here.
@hiroji-wm9xs
@hiroji-wm9xs 3 жыл бұрын
Yep, my mistake..
@BADBIKERBENNY
@BADBIKERBENNY 7 жыл бұрын
Fuck I love British comedy!
@perrin6
@perrin6 4 жыл бұрын
Like to see John Cleese play the customer.
@probablygraham
@probablygraham 5 жыл бұрын
I have to admit that I actually bought the shire horse for my Dad. Sorry, Dad. If you're looking down (or up) at me now, I thought it was a nice present at the time :-)
@metsot
@metsot 3 жыл бұрын
Mel Smith & Gryff Rhys Jones are there alongside Laurel & Hardy.
@blooter6360
@blooter6360 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 absoloute class
@StevieObieYT
@StevieObieYT 2 жыл бұрын
He didn't even wait to get back home 😂
@josephinebennington7247
@josephinebennington7247 2 жыл бұрын
Getting his own back over the Gramophone shop…
@williamsterben
@williamsterben 5 жыл бұрын
Absolutely.
@JinzoCrash
@JinzoCrash 6 жыл бұрын
I want a rampant mackerel statue now!
@ocal6477
@ocal6477 3 жыл бұрын
Griff reminded me of Lloyd or mr. Grady in the Shining..
@lynnewhitelam7495
@lynnewhitelam7495 Жыл бұрын
The rampant mackerel ashtray. I think my Nan had one....
@taraxacum
@taraxacum 4 жыл бұрын
Well, he got the money for It anyway.
@c.a.marsupial.1282
@c.a.marsupial.1282 Жыл бұрын
Greatness. LoL
@brucekennedy5274
@brucekennedy5274 4 жыл бұрын
This was on Hedgehog Sandwich!
@michaelrowsell1160
@michaelrowsell1160 4 жыл бұрын
our rugby team had a similar object ,that when you made a massif blunder in a game ,you had to display it on your mantelpiece ,until another player made another boob during play.
@MrA5htaroth
@MrA5htaroth 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! Not sure why people keep comparing it to Monty Python except that it's two men in a shop doing a sketch. I doubt that originated with MP.
@MikeJackson690
@MikeJackson690 4 жыл бұрын
RIP Mel Smith : (
@metsot
@metsot 3 жыл бұрын
The "Mona Lisa" in the small oval frame.
@metsot
@metsot 3 жыл бұрын
The Mona Lisa in the small frame.
@davidmaxwaterman
@davidmaxwaterman 6 ай бұрын
He nearly lost it there a couple of times :D
@jhonkhan8153
@jhonkhan8153 Жыл бұрын
He reminds us of no one, other than Jeremy Clarkson
@jpgrumbach8562
@jpgrumbach8562 4 жыл бұрын
Predictable. But two great actors who knew how to use their faces. And other things like language etc.
@billowen3285
@billowen3285 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't predict it
@kylewilliams5761
@kylewilliams5761 4 жыл бұрын
I thought that seemed quite expensive.!!!
@daveydumpling
@daveydumpling 5 жыл бұрын
Thought he was going to say the till!
@marcludford591
@marcludford591 4 жыл бұрын
Very funny so he was
@debussy69
@debussy69 Жыл бұрын
Playback at 1/2 speed, Mel does a great impression of Alf Hitchcock
@JohnSmith-su3ze
@JohnSmith-su3ze 10 жыл бұрын
i would kill for the contents of this shop. these items are like priceless antiques compared to the junk we have around now
@redtiger6047
@redtiger6047 4 жыл бұрын
very funny..
@deepinder381
@deepinder381 5 жыл бұрын
Sadly, Perryscope Corp and their rufty tufty rock band 'Merch' reminds me of this sketch.
@dunebasher1971
@dunebasher1971 Жыл бұрын
£19.95 in 1980 is the same as £120.24 in 2023
@johnhehir508
@johnhehir508 11 ай бұрын
Mel smith in the show ,colins sandwich ,was mel smith best show.
@hughtierney9109
@hughtierney9109 9 ай бұрын
Sue Van Ayers brought me here.
@dinsy512
@dinsy512 3 жыл бұрын
Aww, not fair, I like onyx! But then again, I like this sketch just a little bit more!
@AsadAli-jc5tg
@AsadAli-jc5tg 3 жыл бұрын
Why did he broke that?????
@marcludford591
@marcludford591 4 жыл бұрын
Douglas bader was legless most of the time
@alicegrant3731
@alicegrant3731 2 жыл бұрын
Hmmmm funny (!)
@rmc2001
@rmc2001 Жыл бұрын
Why do they remind me of James May and Richard Hammond?
@georgefelner
@georgefelner 2 жыл бұрын
Jones looks a bit like Sebastian Vettel :D
@PointsofData
@PointsofData 3 жыл бұрын
I'm looking for a present for my aunt
@hurchgoer
@hurchgoer 2 жыл бұрын
...
@bigfluff73
@bigfluff73 Жыл бұрын
rrrrock pool
@hughcdavies
@hughcdavies 4 жыл бұрын
Not the punch line I expected either. I thought it was going to be 'It's not for sale. We're not an antique shop, none of it's for sale.' 'Not an antique shop, then why the antiques? What do you do here?' 'We do circumcisions, what do you want me to put on display?'
@jerry2357
@jerry2357 3 жыл бұрын
That would be the Monty Python version.
@Kelly14UK
@Kelly14UK 5 жыл бұрын
NAUSEOUS OFFAL!!
@MichaelKingsfordGray
@MichaelKingsfordGray 2 жыл бұрын
Stolen from Terry Pratchett.
@fins59
@fins59 2 жыл бұрын
Wot, no flying ducks, shame, low class shop.
@tobietera
@tobietera 2 жыл бұрын
Shame the punchline is so crap 😕
@peterhamilton2695
@peterhamilton2695 3 жыл бұрын
Did we laugh at that shit back then?
@grimupnorth
@grimupnorth 4 жыл бұрын
A poor attempt at Monty Python style shopkeeper/customer sketch.
@charlesnelson5187
@charlesnelson5187 Жыл бұрын
There's a kind of 'event horizon' with comedy. Once you pass beyond or over it...things which once seemed funny...just don't.
@HarvestHome2000
@HarvestHome2000 2 жыл бұрын
I'm afraid I find this rather second-rate.
@yozzsongs
@yozzsongs 3 жыл бұрын
This sketch is far too white & uses far too much of the English vocabulary 👀👀👀👀
@revealingtheanointed704
@revealingtheanointed704 8 жыл бұрын
Not funny. NTNON is the most overrated show in history. Start of good careers, comics who went in to do extraordinary things (Pamela Stephenson excepted), but in and of itself, it's mostly garbage. Not all, some scenes are quality. 95% of it is insipid garbage.
@beyondbeyond1965
@beyondbeyond1965 8 жыл бұрын
Fun at parties
@louiso.4325
@louiso.4325 7 жыл бұрын
I guess for some people, it hasn't aged well. It was quite legendary for its time.
@cloudfactory2000
@cloudfactory2000 6 жыл бұрын
Barney Os. And still is. Probably the best British sketch show ever. Can't think of anything better.
@DieFlabbergast
@DieFlabbergast 3 жыл бұрын
@@cloudfactory2000 It is not even in the same league as Monty Python, the Two Ronnies, or A Bit of Fry & Laurie, among others. It doesn't even come up to the level of Morecambe & Wise: it ranks alongside the bloody Benny Hill Show. Occasional brilliancies - mostly thanks to Rowan Atkinson - but mostly flat.
@cloudfactory2000
@cloudfactory2000 3 жыл бұрын
@@DieFlabbergast, don't be ridiculous. It's miles better than M&W, who were a bit overated. Benny Hill is also brilliant. There's nothing around today that is anywhere as good as him.
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