A Not the Nine O'clock News sketch, from Series 3 Episode 6 and the Hedgehog Sandwich LP. Transferred off an old Betamax cassette.
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@stevedunningduckinggiraffe62963 жыл бұрын
Twenty quid in 1982? A bloody fortune!
@metsot3 жыл бұрын
The versatility of Mel Smith was overwhelming.
@ghengiscant5382 жыл бұрын
His delivery of " The legend FRAE Bonny Scotland " cracked me up LOL .
@zakelwe6 жыл бұрын
Griffs face is so funny, summed up the type of person running a shop like that.
@mukulsharma56364 жыл бұрын
Mel Smith was just so great. RIP
@metsot3 жыл бұрын
One of the Greats.
@ConkerTS3 жыл бұрын
@@metsot Yes. I was very disappointed that he became a director and stopped being a perfomer, as I think there are many great directors, but not as many truly great comedians, and Mel Smith was just so amazingly talented when it came to comedy, be it the acting, the timing, the voice, the facial expressions, etc, he had it all, as few other comedians had. Still, like all the great comics of the past decades, even though he's gone, we can still see his performances when we choose. I'm so glad that this Covid situation, if it had to happen at all, happened now, when we have access to KZfaq, DVD box sets, so many cable/satellite channels, etc. Imagaine if it had happened fifty years ago, when in the UK we only had three TV channels, no video recorders, no computers, etc. How boring would that have been?
@jjharson73442 жыл бұрын
love this, it brings back my childhood memories, I always remember the F*** I forget the baby sketch.... half of those ornaments were in most households in the seventies and early eighties.... looks like half of my mums old front room in there....
@Nooziterp13 жыл бұрын
All through this I was wondering how it would end. The actual ending took me by surprise.
@yaronkl6 жыл бұрын
I just see Griff Rhys Jones expressions and laugh.
@hobanagerik5 жыл бұрын
Ploni Almoni Oddly, no one has that reaction now.
@hobanagerik3 жыл бұрын
methven Arundell Every time I’ve seen Griff in recent years, usually on some show about UK riverboats or some such, he seems like a moany, bitter, man now. I don’t know why.
@johncannon22327 жыл бұрын
At last I have found this sketch and want to place it in my possession......Love this sketch...
@vs6x34 жыл бұрын
😏😏😏
@TallSilentGuy6 жыл бұрын
I thought the whole thing would be leading up to a homosexual advance towards Griff.
@lukechandra62334 жыл бұрын
that would've been gay
@nasskhan45434 жыл бұрын
@modern studies wheres your comedy show? Oh wait yr just a spazz .
@vanonzen4 жыл бұрын
@@nasskhan4543 No, modern studies collect this junk and it is heartbroken that a piece that he/she does not own but love is destroyed.
@whatshisname33044 жыл бұрын
@@lukechandra6233 is nt that stating the obvious, describing a gay joke as gay, is n't that redundant.
@petemarr8244 жыл бұрын
Simon, it was leading you to think it was going to be that, it did fall on its arse though.
@vmkkith8 жыл бұрын
Been lookiong for this for years as I only have it on Audio. My PC Gaming name is sometimes Rampant Mackerel and people always ask me where it came from!
@Vesnicie4 жыл бұрын
It's meant to be imitating heraldic language, isn't it? The mackerel is sort of rearing up after all...
@stuartmiller74194 жыл бұрын
Not sure that a fish CAN be rampant (as it has no feet to 'rear up' on) - but that somehow adds to the charm I've always thought.
@Skoora4 жыл бұрын
Ha, I have a twist on that where my online moniker for years has been Skoora, from Kids in the Hall Skoora the gentle shark. Almost no-one gets it.
@13gan3 жыл бұрын
Heraldically, it's not rampant as that is for 4 legged predator/beast . For that particular posture, it would have been called urinant. The closest posture for a fish to rampant would be haurient. Would probably spoil the humour if they do use the heraldically correct term though.
@adamgill7 жыл бұрын
I have listened to this sketch on The Hedgehog Sandwich on Vinyl many times over - it's the first time I've actually seen the sketch since it aired.... classic!
@kevanjackson2504 Жыл бұрын
Perfection. Not The Nine O'clock News was brilliant.
@eddiekingham3 жыл бұрын
Totally brilliant show. I have the dvd
@mejsmith17 жыл бұрын
Mel is doing his best John Cleese imitation. Love it.
@lemonslice22338 жыл бұрын
Could have ended with the customer leaving the shop and the shop owner putting another copy of the exact same piece from a lot of many back on display.
@NivMizzet898 жыл бұрын
"...And for our next lot, another Cayman Blue. Anyone?"
@blabla-rg7ky4 жыл бұрын
@@NivMizzet89 mo... monty python?
@tomlxyz3 жыл бұрын
That would go against the joke of the sketch
@petittrainguernsey32973 жыл бұрын
Just as well you weren’t writing for them then eh?
@tobietera2 жыл бұрын
@@petittrainguernsey3297 - I mean, it wasn't terribly funny anyway.
@kjamison59514 жыл бұрын
I did remember this sketch in part - it has been a very long time since the original airing. I recalled Mel’s wonderful use of language in describing the many delights he spied while browsing the inventory… I just didn’t remember the end...
@kataka6411 жыл бұрын
cheers for uploading this. A wonderful homage to the late Mel Smith bless 'im.
@Wally-H3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. Everyone had those fucking shire horses in the 70's, they were utter crap. Wherever you went on holiday in Britain they'd be in all the gift shops, along with whimsies, and those tacky bits of rock with a plastic seagull on the top and the name of the place crudely written on the front
@flux1100010 жыл бұрын
Been a long time since I watch that sketch Fantastic
@jeremytravis3603 жыл бұрын
That cracked me up. I thought he was going to say Griff
@k.c.lejeune66135 жыл бұрын
£19.95?? I'd gladly pay £1995.00 for such a magnificent piece.
@lexingtonlad57452 жыл бұрын
Mel Smith was an amazing actor.
@13shellshock10 жыл бұрын
have being looking for this sketch for years.class a1
@peteiswriteingnow2 жыл бұрын
Just think those 2 greats went on to do the brilliant Smith and Jones at the table sketches, and i loved watching when my kids were young Mel doing the voice over for the animation of Father Christmas, comedy great.
@BCSBuck6 жыл бұрын
I had the Hedgehog Sandwich LP. Loved it so much.
@chrissyman7711 жыл бұрын
Love this ,thanks .
@guharup5 жыл бұрын
completely understand his emotions after seeing a particular artificial water fountain in my local market. An exquisite piece that deserves an appropriate treatment.
@grimTales16 жыл бұрын
"This charming bulsa wood windmill with the musical barometer"
@freebeerfordworkers5 жыл бұрын
Encrusted with seashells and marked "fra Bonnie Scotland!"
@Ogma3bandcamp3 жыл бұрын
Balsa wood.
@rebeccahunswick6 ай бұрын
Pure genius
@buzhug353 жыл бұрын
I love them so much!!!
@nickclark63104 ай бұрын
utter brilliance
@jasonpfinch3 жыл бұрын
Mel Smith was so incredible.
@hildurmildur2 жыл бұрын
I felt a bit sorry for the shopkeeper. He looked so chuffed to have such an enthusiastic customer....
@tommygun52187 жыл бұрын
one of my favourites
@liammccarron81915 жыл бұрын
Huge Monty Python influence in this sketch, it's not dead it's asleep
@neithere4 жыл бұрын
There's literally nothing completely new you can do in comedy after MPFC.
@tobietera3 жыл бұрын
@@neithere - Hmm, not sure about that. As much as I love Monty Python I do think that a lot of the sketches became absurd just because they were known for that style, but it didn't always translate to funny. I think lots of comedians have done new styles of comedy since Monty Python but these discussions never end well unfortunately.
@larsiverchristiansen84843 жыл бұрын
it has seized to be...this is an ex-ashtray...
@mauricedorreboom5388 Жыл бұрын
It rests! It rests? Yes, it was pining for the fjords PINING FOR THE FJORDS?
@skyboswell4 жыл бұрын
I looked for years for a rampant mackerel ashtray, I haunted charity shops until, eventually, I found the orange version. It took pride of place in the loo for a number of years. Now I'm going back to my corner with a bag on my head.
@racheldavies70653 жыл бұрын
Lol love it
@maverlk78 ай бұрын
Every time I enter a seaside (crap)shop, I am unable to resist the urge to ask if they have a ‘rampant mackerel ashtray’ in their inventory! Suffice it to say, no one has ever picked up on or recognised my attempted tomfoolery 🤣
@skyboswell8 ай бұрын
Excellent! I'll try it myself - I live in a seaside area and there are some 'quality' crap goods shops locally. I doubt anyone under 50 remembers the sketch now anyway!
@maverlk78 ай бұрын
@@skyboswell my group of friends frequently break out into sketches from the ‘not the 9 oclock news’ era! Many of the times we can be heard extolling the production of the Johnny Mathis album (when a child is born) as we run through the perfectly memorised ‘gerald the gorilla’ sketch. Constable Savage was another favourite too 🤣
@skyboswell7 жыл бұрын
Yep, the best sketch they did! Love it.
@airprimus6 жыл бұрын
Aah, the grammophone beats it, I think :)
@skyboswell2 жыл бұрын
@@airprimus Another timeless classic! Love the way he draws the word out:"Gram-o-phone".
@tobietera2 жыл бұрын
lol you're kidding, this sketch is awful 🙄
@darrenmeears46674 жыл бұрын
Didn't see that coming a joy to watch 😆😅😄😃😂😁
@blabla-rg7ky4 жыл бұрын
oh, how I knew he was going to smash it to the ground the moment he picked it up! Intuition level: 10000000000
@marcludford5914 жыл бұрын
I met Mel smith in a pub in the 80s once sipping a pint then he went to the khasi He had a white rolls Royce outside He was drinking a pint of old badger
@FreeTVEngland5 ай бұрын
If you're wondering if shops like this still exist, take a wander along Regent Road in Great Yarmouth during the summer... you might even be able to get yourself a lovely rampant mackerel ashtray! Oh, and GRIFF'S FUCKING FACE at 1:10 is priceless!
@hiroji-wm9xs7 жыл бұрын
'I must say how impressed I am by the high standards of your wear' woehaaaa
@siukong5 жыл бұрын
Wares
@malcolmdale5 жыл бұрын
+hiroji 95844 I think it's "your wares" and not "your wear" which really makes no sense.
@DieFlabbergast3 жыл бұрын
*ware
@tobietera3 жыл бұрын
Adults having a willy waving contest by correcting each other's spelling, on KZfaq of all places. None of you are the winners here.
@hiroji-wm9xs3 жыл бұрын
Yep, my mistake..
@BADBIKERBENNY7 жыл бұрын
Fuck I love British comedy!
@perrin64 жыл бұрын
Like to see John Cleese play the customer.
@probablygraham5 жыл бұрын
I have to admit that I actually bought the shire horse for my Dad. Sorry, Dad. If you're looking down (or up) at me now, I thought it was a nice present at the time :-)
@metsot3 жыл бұрын
Mel Smith & Gryff Rhys Jones are there alongside Laurel & Hardy.
@blooter63602 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 absoloute class
@StevieObieYT2 жыл бұрын
He didn't even wait to get back home 😂
@josephinebennington72472 жыл бұрын
Getting his own back over the Gramophone shop…
@williamsterben5 жыл бұрын
Absolutely.
@JinzoCrash6 жыл бұрын
I want a rampant mackerel statue now!
@ocal64773 жыл бұрын
Griff reminded me of Lloyd or mr. Grady in the Shining..
@lynnewhitelam7495 Жыл бұрын
The rampant mackerel ashtray. I think my Nan had one....
@taraxacum4 жыл бұрын
Well, he got the money for It anyway.
@c.a.marsupial.1282 Жыл бұрын
Greatness. LoL
@brucekennedy52744 жыл бұрын
This was on Hedgehog Sandwich!
@michaelrowsell11604 жыл бұрын
our rugby team had a similar object ,that when you made a massif blunder in a game ,you had to display it on your mantelpiece ,until another player made another boob during play.
@MrA5htaroth3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! Not sure why people keep comparing it to Monty Python except that it's two men in a shop doing a sketch. I doubt that originated with MP.
@MikeJackson6904 жыл бұрын
RIP Mel Smith : (
@metsot3 жыл бұрын
The "Mona Lisa" in the small oval frame.
@metsot3 жыл бұрын
The Mona Lisa in the small frame.
@davidmaxwaterman6 ай бұрын
He nearly lost it there a couple of times :D
@jhonkhan8153 Жыл бұрын
He reminds us of no one, other than Jeremy Clarkson
@jpgrumbach85624 жыл бұрын
Predictable. But two great actors who knew how to use their faces. And other things like language etc.
@billowen32853 жыл бұрын
I didn't predict it
@kylewilliams57614 жыл бұрын
I thought that seemed quite expensive.!!!
@daveydumpling5 жыл бұрын
Thought he was going to say the till!
@marcludford5914 жыл бұрын
Very funny so he was
@debussy69 Жыл бұрын
Playback at 1/2 speed, Mel does a great impression of Alf Hitchcock
@JohnSmith-su3ze10 жыл бұрын
i would kill for the contents of this shop. these items are like priceless antiques compared to the junk we have around now
@redtiger60474 жыл бұрын
very funny..
@deepinder3815 жыл бұрын
Sadly, Perryscope Corp and their rufty tufty rock band 'Merch' reminds me of this sketch.
@dunebasher1971 Жыл бұрын
£19.95 in 1980 is the same as £120.24 in 2023
@johnhehir50811 ай бұрын
Mel smith in the show ,colins sandwich ,was mel smith best show.
@hughtierney91099 ай бұрын
Sue Van Ayers brought me here.
@dinsy5123 жыл бұрын
Aww, not fair, I like onyx! But then again, I like this sketch just a little bit more!
@AsadAli-jc5tg3 жыл бұрын
Why did he broke that?????
@marcludford5914 жыл бұрын
Douglas bader was legless most of the time
@alicegrant37312 жыл бұрын
Hmmmm funny (!)
@rmc2001 Жыл бұрын
Why do they remind me of James May and Richard Hammond?
@georgefelner2 жыл бұрын
Jones looks a bit like Sebastian Vettel :D
@PointsofData3 жыл бұрын
I'm looking for a present for my aunt
@hurchgoer2 жыл бұрын
...
@bigfluff73 Жыл бұрын
rrrrock pool
@hughcdavies4 жыл бұрын
Not the punch line I expected either. I thought it was going to be 'It's not for sale. We're not an antique shop, none of it's for sale.' 'Not an antique shop, then why the antiques? What do you do here?' 'We do circumcisions, what do you want me to put on display?'
@jerry23573 жыл бұрын
That would be the Monty Python version.
@Kelly14UK5 жыл бұрын
NAUSEOUS OFFAL!!
@MichaelKingsfordGray2 жыл бұрын
Stolen from Terry Pratchett.
@fins592 жыл бұрын
Wot, no flying ducks, shame, low class shop.
@tobietera2 жыл бұрын
Shame the punchline is so crap 😕
@peterhamilton26953 жыл бұрын
Did we laugh at that shit back then?
@grimupnorth4 жыл бұрын
A poor attempt at Monty Python style shopkeeper/customer sketch.
@charlesnelson5187 Жыл бұрын
There's a kind of 'event horizon' with comedy. Once you pass beyond or over it...things which once seemed funny...just don't.
@HarvestHome20002 жыл бұрын
I'm afraid I find this rather second-rate.
@yozzsongs3 жыл бұрын
This sketch is far too white & uses far too much of the English vocabulary 👀👀👀👀
@revealingtheanointed7048 жыл бұрын
Not funny. NTNON is the most overrated show in history. Start of good careers, comics who went in to do extraordinary things (Pamela Stephenson excepted), but in and of itself, it's mostly garbage. Not all, some scenes are quality. 95% of it is insipid garbage.
@beyondbeyond19658 жыл бұрын
Fun at parties
@louiso.43257 жыл бұрын
I guess for some people, it hasn't aged well. It was quite legendary for its time.
@cloudfactory20006 жыл бұрын
Barney Os. And still is. Probably the best British sketch show ever. Can't think of anything better.
@DieFlabbergast3 жыл бұрын
@@cloudfactory2000 It is not even in the same league as Monty Python, the Two Ronnies, or A Bit of Fry & Laurie, among others. It doesn't even come up to the level of Morecambe & Wise: it ranks alongside the bloody Benny Hill Show. Occasional brilliancies - mostly thanks to Rowan Atkinson - but mostly flat.
@cloudfactory20003 жыл бұрын
@@DieFlabbergast, don't be ridiculous. It's miles better than M&W, who were a bit overated. Benny Hill is also brilliant. There's nothing around today that is anywhere as good as him.