Nova Gets A TAROT READING

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Жыл бұрын

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@chrish8a Жыл бұрын

The fact that Olympia went to THESE lengths just to ultimately ask Nova for a takeaway is an absolute mood

@HaydnC5 Жыл бұрын

Olympia's absolutely insane made-up characters are some of my favourite things that come out of this channel.

@wanya_telborn Жыл бұрын

Yes brilliant ❤

@DhiscoStu Жыл бұрын

Roger could never

@Peace2Mateo Жыл бұрын

Agreed waiting for the return of the great limping!

@goingbanaynays5169 Жыл бұрын

I personally miss the Wendigo character.....loved her!

@GlobalPsybreaksOfficial 5 ай бұрын

characters or coping mechanisms?

@christopherolivier2420 Жыл бұрын

As a South Efrican I can confirm that Dita is 100% authentic and the real deal 🤣🤣🤣 gawd u make me laugh 🤣

@charliesandgles Жыл бұрын

@jasonhaven7170 Жыл бұрын

It was more of a White Afrikaans accent, although good, there's so many accents in South Africa and it's not one of the more common ones. If you watch "How to ruin Christmas", you'll hear a huge number of accents.

@theembersinside1420 Жыл бұрын

@@jasonhaven7170 Yes, definitely more White Afrikaans.

@blahblaahh3004 Жыл бұрын

@@jasonhaven7170 I don't think that Christopher needs to watch a film to tell him about his own country's many dialects, he clearly said that he is South African. What next? Telling Jamaicans to watch Cool Runnings to learn that they have a bobsleigh team? 😂 No hate btw, it's difficult to express oneself in a teasing manner online.

@jasonhaven7170 Жыл бұрын

@@blahblaahh3004 Jamaica does have far fewer accents. It's more than dialects. It's languages, you've got Xhosa, Zulu, Sotho, English, Afrikaans, Tsonga etc. There's a huge amount of diversity in South Africa that isn't common except maybe the USA, but even the USA only has English and Spanish as major languages. Many Black South Africans learn English as a second language so their accents vary a lot. Same with White Afrikaans speakers. So there's no South African English accent. There's not even a common South African English accent. The accents are wildly different because only a minority of Saffers learn English as a first language. That's why I recommended the TV show because I feel it really shows how crazy different the accents are. Also, in the UK and USA, White South Africans are often seen as the main representatives of South Africa so a lot of people see South Africa as Whiter than it is and think their accents are common. That's why I liked that "How to ruin Christmas" has been in the top ten on UK Netflix every Christmas for the past 3 years. I think it will change people's perspectives of South Africa. I really liked how they continously switch between multiple native languages and English. I think one character spoke 5 languages in one scene. South Africa is a unique place with over a dozen official languages, most of which originate from Black South Africans who are a group of incredibly diverse ethnicities. It's more than Charlize Theron.

@itabelghariani Жыл бұрын

Dita: You are far too literal Also Dita: *reveals Moon card* This is the Sun card because there is the Sun on it

@rachelgilbert3164 Жыл бұрын

It is the lobster beneath the sun card! 🤣

@moonkittyinspace 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Nic.Naks03 Жыл бұрын

I’m so glad a fellow South African was featured on the channel, and I can confirm that we do drink rooibos all day and dance naked around the baobab trees

@zachsavia1205 Жыл бұрын

Dita: I haven't ate much today, so we're ordering pizza tonight. Dita 30 seconds later: *clutches necklace* Pardon me, I had a large lunch.

@inuyashaxx Жыл бұрын

She’s only good at telling the future, she’s not good at telling the past.

@xviolaa Жыл бұрын

Dita asking to roll the clip followed by me getting an ad for dairy farming is pure comedy

@mcsexyinc Жыл бұрын

I would pay to see a show featuring the many personalities of Olympia, including Dita giving audience members tarot readings and the great lympini doing her thing. I had an ex-manager who was south african and its amazing how accurate that accent is

@kikinums95 Жыл бұрын

We so need a ouija board reading by Dita.

@xtra4life3 Жыл бұрын

YES 🙌🏻 OUIJA 🙌🏻 !!!!

@easyybreezeyy Жыл бұрын

OMG YES PLEASE

@wanya_telborn Жыл бұрын

Yesssss

@Pinklatex Жыл бұрын

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@frostbluez Жыл бұрын

She should butcher the pronunciation too like in that “Weegee bored?” video XD

@MattWhitehouse-in8wt Жыл бұрын

“Do you work?” Hilarious! I keep rewatching this, just so funny. Would love to see more of Dita doing tarot readings for other guests/drag queens.

@the_sour_kangaroo1990 Жыл бұрын

Dita is really working that outfit. ♣️♦️ Also, I think Nora’s bad energy is coming from the rather suspect shuffling of those cards. ♥️♠️

@pdconnects9663 Жыл бұрын

Considering Olympia drew the 15,16,17,18,and 19 I am guessing the deck was new and she didn’t shuffle well 😂 love from your og Priscilla

@Novympia Жыл бұрын

💀💀💀💀

@sjokomelk Ай бұрын

Olympia wasn't in this video. Do you mean Dita? 😝😂

@maudesaur Жыл бұрын

10/10... I need clips of you breaking character to complete my month, also Nova darling you are so patient 😂

@SuperFacePlace 9 ай бұрын

I think I'm sick in the head because I have watched this video no less than five times and it is funny every time. I need more Dita in my life just now.

@oitzyuu 9 ай бұрын

Yeah I've come back at least once a day to watch this the past week or so. It's too good.

@Smerugyaa0940 Жыл бұрын

I love this new series where olympia subjects poor nova to the path of the dark arts

@queerasinfu Жыл бұрын

No word of a lie, my mental health is in the gutter lately and this video has been helping me to smile more than any antidepressant has

@queerasinfu Жыл бұрын

*not discrediting the work my antidepressants do btw 😂

@TARDIStraveller96 Жыл бұрын

I haven't laughed so hard at a KZfaq video in a long time, this was incredible. Between Olympia's absolutely batshit reading and Nova's complete blindsided disbelief I couldn't stop cackling. Thanks girls! ❤️

@jackiea9932 Жыл бұрын

The accent and informational alerts indicating what the card means in relation to novas outfits... I am in tears. You ladies are absolute treasures. Cannot love you enough 🥰

@MarinaAndTheDevil 5 ай бұрын

This is by far my favourite Novympia creation

@NotLaurel6578 Жыл бұрын

I cackle every time Dita looks directly to camera, with the punch in and her eyes glaze over for a split-second...but she regains her composure again and again!!! 😂

@anthonyb8596 Жыл бұрын

Olympia holding back laughter when she turned that devil card over 😂

@mrstringy2058 Жыл бұрын

love it when nora get asked if she has a job 😂😂😂

@nxnw2058 Жыл бұрын

I need you to shut your pie just now.

@mrstringy2058 Жыл бұрын

@@nxnw2058 why? i love jen i just think its funny how she reacts

@scaryclarey654 6 ай бұрын

There's some inside joke there. Need to hear about that in a Novympia References 4.

@HayleeFox15 Жыл бұрын

Having an insanely hard time in my life right now. :( You two ALWAYS manage to make me cackle with laughter

@Novympia Жыл бұрын

💕💕

@theembersinside1420 Жыл бұрын

Same! 💯

@HayleeFox15 Жыл бұрын

@@theembersinside1420 Aww i hope things get better for you sooner than later babe❤️

@theembersinside1420 Жыл бұрын

@@HayleeFox15 Thank u, thats really nice of u. I hope the same 4u.💜

@januarymilk9347 Жыл бұрын

i've adopted nova's 'i DON't think that's correct' into my daily life and i'm a better person.

@littlecaladan Жыл бұрын

FULL 78 CARD NOVYMPIA TAROT DECK but all the cards are just Olympia roasting Nova's outfits 🃏🃏🃏

@itabelghariani Жыл бұрын

Dita: You are far too literal Also Dita *reveals Moon card*: This is the Sun card because there is the Sun on it

@wanya_telborn Жыл бұрын

It must be absolutely delightful to live with Olympia she literally had Nova rolling the entire video That’s a gem of a partner right there ❤❤

@sanctusfaeces Жыл бұрын

I have no idea how or why Dita is so magnetic, but I cannot stop watching this video.

@adamsamess2163 Жыл бұрын

I love how Lymp has completely transformed into a cack psychic from the back pages of the Metro for this video

@SMGund Жыл бұрын

Please make Dita a regular. This is hilarious 😂

@spacecxwbxy Жыл бұрын

This was the funniest 23 minutes I’ve had in a long time - I need more Dita in my life

@LordVanHPL Жыл бұрын

"the air is thick but that might just be because I had a large lunch" is the quote I want on my gravestone

@gay4aliens597 Жыл бұрын

I centered myself in my labia majora today.

@wanya_telborn Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Horridhendy Жыл бұрын

This is genuinely one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen.

@colewykes4542 6 ай бұрын

It has to be said, 10 months later, Dita could still, somehow, convince me to buy a candle over facebook. Probably out of guilt. Somehow.

@bennyhana97 Жыл бұрын

ive just come home from a mimosa brunch and i legitimately have tears coming out of my eyes over this. dita was my welcoming to the patron (from the hot sauce end creds) so shes like my astrological sign

@bennyhana97 Жыл бұрын

the real time fact checking is TAKING ME OUT

@michaelmajesty Жыл бұрын

I think this might be the funniest and best video I’ve watched on this Chanel. I love you both so much 😂❤️

@l.p.5703 Жыл бұрын

I keep rewatching this because I love Olympia’s characters. So freaking funny. I also love that a tarot reading is only $1.75 or £1.45 (32 Rand)

@emilykemp1068 Жыл бұрын

Nora, why do you doubt the wisdom of the Tairote?

@Peace2Mateo Жыл бұрын

Olympia mind is way too powerful y'all. From the cutaways to the characters she's just light-years beyond comedy tbh.

@Neonatnoon Жыл бұрын

The two of you in this video seem to be having so much fun. Also you both look great.

@dragontine29 Жыл бұрын

I have watched this nearly every day since it graced the youtube channel . From start to finish and absolute belter , Nova /Noras wee face as the insanity escalated, the insights into Dita's life .Comedy gold defo need more Guest star appearances from Dita , but as suggested in this weeks video, a round table of all Olympias characters with Nova as the interviewer would break the internet .Start the shit show 🤣🤣🤣🤣love ya girls bloody love ya x

@colettesmith1361 Жыл бұрын

As a South African...this...oh my god this...Norrrrrah!

@naturalcambion3747 Жыл бұрын

I’ve never seen Nova laugh so much. This was wonderful!

@UltimaOmegaXIII Жыл бұрын

I got three minutes in . And I could not stop laughing . I had to rewatch the first three minutes over because I cannot stop piddling myself . Fuck me you are both THE BEST . I will only say However with a South African accent FROM HERE ON OUT . THE REBIRTH OF DITA WAS FLAWLESS ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

@stephutech Жыл бұрын

Shut your pie just now 😂😂😂 this is one of the funniest videos ever, I’m crying a little 😂

@PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

THE ACCENT IS EVERYTHING! Julie Garner in ‘Inventing Anna’ COULD NEVER ---

@liamwalker8699 Жыл бұрын

Sat here feeling sorry for myself with a poorly tummy and then I see this ❤. Thank you ladies you've cheered me right up.

@liamcs48 Жыл бұрын

I have not laughed that much in literal years... thank you so much for this 😂. I need a Dita series yesterday

@jessymicek2648 Жыл бұрын

I’ve watched this like 19 times… and I will keep watching this. Thank you for this madness.❤

@chupawup4517 Жыл бұрын

the indigestion accidentally made the character so realistic, she definitely rushes her lunch

@k4ty886 9 ай бұрын

This is such a comfort video, Dita’s quick wit could turn a stormy day into a bright bright sunny day 😤✨ 7:10 knew there was something off about 15, date wise because I had a slip down the stairs on the 15th. The ditacy is true🤯

@EmmersonSprocket Жыл бұрын

This is comedy gold, Olympia constantly pronouncing tarot like "carrot" instead of "arrow" absolutely killed me.

@Pinklatex Жыл бұрын

This video is underrated and underwatched. I was in tear over "The Ta-ROT and Facebook candles". Hilarious

@alexmiles40 Жыл бұрын

Here's the line up of my current Novympia posts: 1) Bailey Sarian parady, 2) The Mortician Lady parady and now 3) today's post. Keep up the good work! (PS. I had to come back and edit this: Did she just use the word vulva three times? I'm mesmerized....)

@cindyshirreffs2099 Жыл бұрын

And Poppen Atelier and Mrs Crocombe

@ahlicake Жыл бұрын

This might be my favourite Novympia video everrrrr. I LOVE YOU, DITA, and that baie lekker Domino's pizza !!!!

@whodearmedearnodear 7 ай бұрын

Thank you both for the laughter, just lost my mum so really needed a laugh 😢

@tld91 Жыл бұрын

Okay, here me out here. The next rebirth of Dita needs to be of her as the new employee of Wendigo Solutions.

@bearscarebeauty Жыл бұрын

Sksksksk. The fool in reverse at the end. Lol I want y'all to do a real reading and just lose your minds reading too far into it 🤣

@JohnBoswell1989 3 ай бұрын

This is the best video ever. I swear I quote this on the daily. So many funny moments, 😂 “Do you work?!” 💜

@JohnBoswell1989 5 ай бұрын

This is the best video you guys have done. I have watched and quoted this almost every day for well over a week. We need more please. 😂💜 Janet Mumbalazi is a legend.

@Luvacanuck Жыл бұрын

You two and everything you do, sincerely, makes my heart happy!!❤️🇨🇦

@danielbowen5660 Жыл бұрын

Okay but I legitimately would pay to have a psychic reading from Dita just naahh, which tells me that a) this was a hoot and a half, and b) I should not be trusted with currency

@dsd8699 Жыл бұрын

Nooooooo…..there is going to have to be an episode where Dita breaks out of the mental institution to star in another episode lol 😀😂

@Christoppia Жыл бұрын

This was gold 💜💜 Also, not thought about Bebo in YEARS! War flashbacks over sending love.

@aisadal2521 Жыл бұрын

I freaking love tarot cards (mainly because of Persona) and the chaos that comes from the readings 😂

@tinklebit3000 Жыл бұрын

This message really resonated with me and I have ordered my Dominos to avoid disaster and it will be delivered shortly. Thank you Dita and Nora!

@steeliahmann3276 Жыл бұрын

This made me laugh so much, I didnt expect we'd get a whole video with Dita 😂

@daveandgena3166 Жыл бұрын

"32 Rand" made laugh uncontrollably and I have no idea why! PS That stunning ring really accentuates Dita's delicate fingers.

@gumdropgardens Жыл бұрын

We do NOT know each other that well 🙌🏻

@wanya_telborn Жыл бұрын

Yessss! Got me too 😂

@wanya_telborn Жыл бұрын

We don’t know each other that well 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣and Nora😂😂😂😂😂oh I needed this Thanks darlings for the chuckles ❤

@jeffyoung4078 Жыл бұрын

This is my new favorite video. I loved This Wine Tastes Like Crap, but your accent and you calling her Nora in this video just took it to a whole other level.

@jamesyork1142 Жыл бұрын

SALE STARTS FRIDAY 😂😂 if you know where that comes from then you are a queen

@EchanteDante Жыл бұрын

Ohh my goodness this absolutely made my hungover Sunday in bed during a power outage soooo much more enjoyable. I couldn’t stop laughing.

@aidynguilbert4492 Жыл бұрын

I’ve never loved a look on Olympia more than this 😭❤️

@kieran911 Жыл бұрын

Olympia your imagination is incredible Im obsessed and nova is such a good sport for putting up with it all 😂😂

@dnd1007 Жыл бұрын

"Death will come on swift wings" I cackled!!!!!!

@hummingbirdhobo Жыл бұрын

Thank you for always being willing to create frivolity and engage in the convivial depths of whimsical play! Lovely creatures, You!💕

@grannym2880 Жыл бұрын

*Legendary Creatures ☺

@DannyBoy89 2 ай бұрын

Merch idea: Novympia tarot cards featuring the likes of Char as The Fool (yes i know but you gotta start somewhere) with Dita’s fabulous sayings on the back

@Dashew Жыл бұрын

I've watched this too many times by now. And it has only been 10 days. Cracks me up every single time.

@sarahwithstars Жыл бұрын

You have been touched by the tarott cards Omg every card meaning written above as a dig to Novas outfit made me wheeze with laughter

@penny2040 4 ай бұрын

The dita character is brilliant. Please do more Dita skits 😅

@yoimiya5630 Жыл бұрын

This is quite honestly the best thing ever. I’ve missed Dita she lights up a room

@babzhill1011 Жыл бұрын

😂 I didn’t want it to end, you two!

@easyybreezeyy Жыл бұрын

We need more different personas from Olympia! A Ouija board reading would be awesome!!

@frankkay6457 Жыл бұрын

The AbFab reference at 1:50 literally made me pass coffee thru my nose! 🤣🤣

@JSinTX Жыл бұрын

Your comedic flow with each other is truly impressive, whatever the wacky scenario. BRAVA to you both!

@damenshanhynniewta8440 Жыл бұрын

You two are very entertaining!! Love it!!! The table is so dusty though 😂

@Ajial01 Жыл бұрын

This is genuinely one of the funniest videos you've released in a while XD

@deniselaird7764 Жыл бұрын

You two are absolutely nuts, you always make me smile. Sending hugs to you both.❤

@keithball6749 Жыл бұрын

Nova’s reactions alone are worth the price of admission. 😂😂😂 Fabulous, Dita!

@nickbaker6109 Жыл бұрын

Brilliant…now get your crystal ball out Dita..

@wanya_telborn Жыл бұрын

Yesssss! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@bbobscene Жыл бұрын

Utterly unhinged 😂😂 Welcome back Dita ❤️

@Xquebecker321 Жыл бұрын

I've watched this at least 10 times already and I still crack up everytime.

@paularthur6084 Жыл бұрын

You are two of the funniest queens on KZfaq. I adore you both, please keep the videos coming. ❤

@deanibob Жыл бұрын

I just saw the title and am immediately enthralled 😂😂

@NextToToddliness Жыл бұрын

Really serving the children with those Condoleezza Rice references...🤣 Also, I just love how tickled Nora is by the fact that Olympia is commiting to the bit.