This entire video feels like watching Dankus fall down a flight of stairs

This is the universe where McArthur was in charge of the European theatre

The Marshall plan about to be expensive as FUCK 💀

Patrolling the Balkans almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

"Sea lion is a noob trap" yes, this is what the axis high command determined in 1940. Glad the hoi4 community caught up XD

*Dankus getting Sealioned feels like such a classic at this point...*

I like that he nukes The Hague first, that way they couldn’t retroactively try Bo for warcrimes.

Both sides having nukes is a very interesting dynamic. No more strategic depth. No more well thought out battle plans. Just a mad scramble to blow up the enemy's air capability before they do the same to you.

That was an insane game. Would love to see an Axis POV. Especially when the Stettin bombing happened which massacred the whole Luftwaffe.

When the game lasts beyond 1945, nukes become the deciding factor in who will win. Nothing wins wars like dumping dozens of nukes onto your enemies until there's nothing left to nuke... Then you keep nuking just in case. Or to prove a point. Or both.

To be honest, this was one of the most entertaining games in a while, not just the nukes, but because it really went back and forth between Axis and Allies. Yeah, it is torture that these games last this long (I believe the stream was like 7+ hours long) but I ended up watching every second of it. Also Dankus being sealion'd is a certified BOBG classic.

The funniest part was jumping over to Golden's stream to watch the moment when the 3-4k planes were nuked. Golden complains about his coop's micro of the airforce and says he's taking over to sort it out, and within about 8 seconds he's moved every single plane to one airfield and gotten them all destroyed. Truely a Golden moment.

Gotta give the Axis bois credit where it's due, not often you see an Axis survive so long under constant nuclear bombardment. The fact they lasted close to 47 is insane. Definitely one of the best Hoi episodes this year!

Kaboom

Whenever there are nukes in a hoi game, there is most likely incompetence before barb

I love how Bo basically nuked the shit out of the Germans with one hand and lend-leased the entire Soviet army with the other XD

Man, it feels like you turned the military-industrial complex up by eleven with the amount of nuclear firepower you brought to this game.

I like how the end of the game with the nukes is just a game of battleship

The fact that they modded you in as a general and you held the Faroe Islands. LMAO

12:02 that "I love you" was so proudly and genuinely spoken, I really enjoyed that

The British military wargamed Sealion after the war, and I'm pretty sure they came to the conclusion that even in the best circumstances German forces in Britain would have been starved for supplies as the Royal Navy patrolled the Channel. I think they even concluded that Sealion might have shortened the war.

The script was outstanding today, thank you sir Bokoen

Everybody gansta until MacArthur takes control of the european theater and unleashes nuclear winter

Bulgerian tanks: *exist* Us airforce: "for me?"

Five years ago.... I lost 3,000 planes in the blink of an eye... And Bokoen just FUCKING watched....

Bokoen going the full Hiroshima RP by leaving cautionary leaflets in the chat before bombing

Bo really be lining the release up with recent Russian announcements

It was really a treat to experience the brief moment of madness when they counter nuked you as their last gambit, only to see that airport get restocked immediately.

i'm just imagining how amsterdam literally no longer exists in this universe because you nuked it, it's gonna be underwater

USSR's "give me ATs, rifles, horses, arty, sup, AA and I'll build 80 divisions" seems historically accurate

After watching this game live on Bo's channel, I've taken a look at Golden's (Germany) VOD to see his reaction to some critical moments. Losing Britain was very surreal. Golden could not accept the fact that the island was doomed. He saw that he had no convoys, that all of the units were out of supply, but he fixated on the fact that his coop defended a river in Scotland instead of mountains on the England-Scotland border. He kept repeating that his coop lost the game, because 'with good micro, it was an EASY year or two delay for the allies'. Completely delusional.

I love how the bokoen1 general has a drug addict trait as well

That meme with the shell hitting the german tank, the commander saying: "Schieße," and then fucking exploding? Yeah that was golden this game W USA

I love it how Dankus is considered one of the best hoi4 players in the community. Then this man gets into a bo game. At which point he just becomes the dude who always get sealioned, or loses half his army as Romania while not paying attention.

Golden told his coop “you suck at air I’m taking over” and got half his planes nuked literally ten seconds later by moving them all to Stettin to reorganize.

Bo was literally playing America like the Sugar Daddy they were during WW2, holy shit.

Bo defending the Faroe Islands truly the most patriotic Dane moment

Now imagine if the game counted civilian casualties, half of Europe is simply gone.

Imagine if Hoi had a nuclear winter effect for dropping so many nukes.

Truly a certified BOBG classic

Nice preview of what a Cold War DLC would look like lol

This is genuinely the best Kobeon2 video I've ever seen. The amount of carpet nuking to destroy the entire globe, especially with the german nukes. Germany, Netherlands, Bulgaria, Lithuania, Denmark, and Sweden getting reduced to a toxic smog

marshall plan cancelled boys, europe aint coming back from this one

It just kills me how the USA’s lend-lease numbers just kept getting bigger and the player kept getting more enthusiastic about mailing them places

"We are going to win this war, not the army or the navy, nor fighter command, but Us, Nuclear command" -Arthur "Bo(koen)mber" Harris

imagine explaining to the dutch government in exile you had to nuke amsterdam in order to liberate it

Dankus UK is like a pendulum. It's either good or he gets capitulated 😂

i was so certain it was over about 20 times during this game. and i only knew they won after the total nuclear domination of germany, it was honestly close

Me watching an older bo vid and seeing a new vid being posted just now is exactly what I needed.

Germany: *Invests in the Navy.* The Allies: "He can't keep getting away with this!".

"Peace in Europe! Now enjoy the sea of radioactive glass and cobalt."

1951, West Germany 5 years ago, I just lost 3000 planes in the blink of an eye And Golden just f*cking watched.

Best moment, Danish BO general at 1:27 As blessed as a car crash.

This is actually a badass alternate timeline in WW2. Nuclear warfare with an Allied victory.

Truman: "We should be careful with our nukes lest we provoke the end of the world" McArthur: "GIMME A TARGET, WE NO LONGER HAVE A LOCK, I NEED GREEN AIR"

Bokoen title: nuclear warfare Dankus title: the British master bait

At 12:42 you bombed the airfield of the city "Neumünster". I am watching this sitting just a kilometer away from said airport/airstrip. Btw the city has also been bombed to hell because of our vital railway hup leading to the north and south between Kiel and Hamburg. Just some random facts. Great Vid

They said my UK was weak…

One of the coolest games in a long time, watching both sides go blow for blow in that initial nuclear slugfest was gripping and it really made the whole war feel so protracted when nobody surrendered early as can happen a lot

I absolutely love this. Nukes make the endgame 10 times more fun and chaotic. I wish we'd see more long ass wars like that

Time to play a game of Thermonuclear Warfare.

That moment when you accidentally stall sleeping for so long that u get to watch the new Bo video

This is already my favorite bokoen video. The utter destruction is insane and was extremely morbid

10/10 Script this video is the culmination of years of writing by the Bokoen creative team.

I love how the first thing Bo did was nuke the hague, so that no ibternatuonal criminal court could convict him of warcrimes

Bo: I need more nukes for this! Axis: “The dwarf has played his little trick he can only play it once.”

New from Bokoen1: 16:35 minutes of pure, unadulterated chaos.

I would pay anything to hear what the axis warroom sounded like during this video

>Europe is now a smoldering, radioactive ruin Churchill: "Congratulations everyone, we saved Europe!"

First time nukes have ever had game impact ever in HOI4 history.

Once the nukes started dropping I started hearing TNO's Burgundian Lullaby playing and it kept getting louder and louder...

I see Bo is channeling his inner McArthur today

dankus at esports: Madlad dankus in mp: monkeh

I love how you go to Dankus' channel and see him portraying himself as a meta god and then you come here and see how actually incompetent he really is

All I’ve realized is that living by one of the world busiest airports means I will probably be one of the first to die in WW3

Imagine being a Soviet commander and the Americans are just dropping nukes everywhere without even being requested.

"Forty thousand planes used to fly here. Now it's a ghost airfield" Some SAS commander, 1946

“You need to nuke Amsterdam again” Dankus you monster

I did not realise that Nuking an airport would destroy all the planes in it. I mean I guess it makes sense but still. This would have been very useful in a PRC campaign that took me until 1956 (not road to 56 mod as well) because I decided to reclaim the soviets after they lost to Germany, I just slowly grinded down their planes and had so many problems in getting air supremacy, and I had tonnes of nukes just lying around most of the time.

Gotta say, it's always nice watching a meta-tryhard like Dankus crash and burn.

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn’t.

One of the absolute best episodes of the series

Always nice to see a Hearts of Uranium vid.

Getting to a video this early? Now THAT'S getting big bucks on Bokoen's channel.

Most peaceful General Macarthur be like:

The allies after carpetbombing all of Europe into a post-apocalyptic nuclear wasteland of despair and suffering. "We did it allies, we saved Europe!"

an alternate reality where the marines, instead of suffering from heat exhaustion on peleliu, now suffer freezing to death in scotland

Golden be like “I lost 4,000 fighters in the blink of an eye and the world just fucking watched.”

The Bokoen knows where it is because it knows where it isn't

"4000 planes used to live here now its a ghost airfield"

This was a lot of fun to watch

4:12 It's always quite weird when the land BEHIND your troops capitaluates. Bo should've been able to retreat into Scotland.

This girl I used to date told me that our relationship wasn’t working so I unironically asked her “so, is it jover?” We never spoke again.

Bo: "bombing Copenhagen! nuking Copenhage-" *stream ends suddenly*

someone needs to make an artpiece depicting what the destruction of 4000 planes by nuclear fire would look like

we definitely need a full length episode and possibly even a axis pov on this one

Bo over here with a davy crockett on his shoulder.

Most enjoyful hoi4 video ive seen in a while. The axis and allies fighting till the end with a bunch of nukes. Should be like this every game imo

Bokoen1: "You're a slave to history. Even after Calamity, you fight against the only order that can guarantee the safety of your people. You, solely, are responsible for this."

Watching this video was like seeing a speed run of the development of actual nuclear combat theory through the 50s.