Numb3rs' description of IRC

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Numb3rs' description of IRC

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@willfreedo 13 жыл бұрын

"We'll never catch him, he's using a PROXY!" "Proxy?" "Think of it like four bears, standing atop of each other. The one below passes information in the form of hexadecimal kilobytes. The one in the middle is riding a unicycle, which is the IP address of the hacker's network system interface data" "IP address?" "It's like rain, when you're already late. Think of it as 10000 spoons when all you need is a knife" "Spoon?" "Imagine a spork without the fork part, and a clan of mermaids that..." Etc.

@gregorytaylor862 3 жыл бұрын

Lol that made me spit out my soda. Hhahahahaha

@Whitman1819 2 жыл бұрын

hahahahaha Exactly wtf..I know this is 10 years old but not kidding...

@intfamous4001 Жыл бұрын

lmaooo , vintage comments are gold

@DeiLux Жыл бұрын

good one bro

@yan-amar Жыл бұрын

This is hilarious

@Sabiancym 10 жыл бұрын

Thank god they got that screenshot off in time.......

@Sayares13 8 жыл бұрын

"It's a pretty primitive chat program. To illustrate this, here's an impossible holographic representation of shipping channels."

@Stoteable 8 жыл бұрын

This is so accurate that if you do the right drugs and log onto irc you can actually see the boats.

@sebastianfletcher-taylor1024 4 жыл бұрын

If you log on via TOR while on psychedelics you can leave your meatspace body and board the boats and start a new life as an Internet Pirate.

@w1z4rd9 3 жыл бұрын

@@sebastianfletcher-taylor1024 You start a new life on Tor every 5 minutes. Unless you are stupid enough to make U-Fingerprints.

@uxbnkuribo 9 жыл бұрын

it's crazy that she speaks l33t, it took me three years of university to get a job as a full-time fluent l33t-translator

@moesai2867 4 жыл бұрын

She's a genius! Can't believe she managed to close out the hack fast enough

@dantapp5925 3 жыл бұрын

Is it that hard to learn leetspeak

@IamLegendAnon 3 жыл бұрын

"That's so hot"

@w1z4rd9 3 жыл бұрын

@@dantapp5925 Yes, you need to be a pretty damn intelligent person.

@batteredskullsummit9854 5 ай бұрын

@@w1z4rd9 Almost as difficult as making a GUI in Visual Basic to track a killer's IP address

@tanaka1477 10 жыл бұрын

I don't understand. Can you explain it with drug boats?

@Dominik12345678910 9 жыл бұрын

This is my favourite yt-comment ever!

@bike4aday 8 жыл бұрын

+Lee Hearts Such a bad explanation hahaha

@madmartigan1634 6 жыл бұрын

Haven't laughed this hard at a comment in a LONG TIME

@tylermunden6642 5 жыл бұрын

I love you.

@willmcpherson2 4 жыл бұрын

Also can you explain it while staring directly at the camera?

@BigGordonLips 8 жыл бұрын

think of it as two boats creating a wake and lots of math symbols, instead of the incredibly simple thing that it actually is.

@bishubi 7 жыл бұрын

occam's channel

@sourgummyworms154 10 жыл бұрын

Good thing she speaks leet.

@iendedyoui 10 жыл бұрын

1337 5|*34|< 50 |-|4|2|)

@reidwightman8756 8 жыл бұрын

The fact that this video has closed captions in 1337 is pretty much just amazing.

@Tustin2121 4 жыл бұрын

This is incredible. 🤣 What mad person had the patience to type all that like that?!

@moesai2867 4 жыл бұрын

Who the fuck did this

@moesai2867 4 жыл бұрын

Ahah

@Mario-us7ds 9 жыл бұрын

That was one painfully hard screenshot to take.

@Kevill 8 жыл бұрын

+Rex Nemorensis printscreen, oh god! I CAN'T FIND THE PRT SCR BUTTON

@FalconFlyer75 3 жыл бұрын

lol maybe she was saving the screenshot as well

@chokajohn 10 жыл бұрын

internet hackers downloading 5 gigs of anime

@Klemeron 9 жыл бұрын

I've illegally downloaded an anime series worth 36 gigs alone lol.

@ginzjah 9 жыл бұрын

Klemen Kekec Only?

@Klemeron 9 жыл бұрын

ginzjah to be fair, it was only one season. The largest single download I've done was The Elder Scrolls Online, going at about 60 gigs, I think.

@Nisstyre56 9 жыл бұрын

Clint Guidry more like 5 TB

@goodmorningcptn 9 жыл бұрын

+ginzjah Fate Zero from Bloatgirls says hi

@kevman5 10 жыл бұрын

BETTER TAKE A SCREENSHOT

@ThatPirateguy 10 жыл бұрын

GOT IT

@ItzCaptainSilence 10 жыл бұрын

ThatPirateguy Yeah. He typed like 5 keystrokes and says "GOT IT" Probably googling "How to take printscreen"

@Curthe93 10 жыл бұрын

Win + R + "C:\Users\HackerGurl95\Downloads\FreeScreenshotTool"

@LeorFlor 10 жыл бұрын

On a UNIX? PrtScm key save a print without aditional software or copy and paste to paint lol

@SolaSkye 10 жыл бұрын

Leor Flor thanks for that info i had no idea x1337H4x0Rx

@sfms952 11 жыл бұрын

"In leetspeak. Luckily I speak leet." I almost shat myself.

@3PiecesOfBread 9 жыл бұрын

Is this worse than creating a GUI using Visual Basic to see if you can track an IP address? I can't decide.

@kriss3d 9 жыл бұрын

3PiecesOfBread Technically it would be somewhat plausible (yet ridicusly stupid and waste of time) to create a GUI for something as trivial as tracing an IP.. The whole "get a damn warrant and ask the ISP responsible for the IP at this given time" isnt what cool enough. But straight out setting an alarm to monitor every single possible IRC server - even those NOT advertised. Checking every SINGLE channel for those names. And for two "l337 hax0rs" to use a public channel named #channel.. on "port_6667" (as opposed to actually port 6667 ) Yeah. Totally legit. Oh.. Here are two completely secret hackers chatting in this channel. Oh hey.. Someone else just joined the chatroom.. No problem. We are speacking l337 so this unknown random guy whom we didnt expect at all properbly wont be any problem. We dont need to use the very possibilities in IRC to have a direct private chat. Nooo.. We do all our secret meetings in channel named #channel which is completely public... I say this one really is worse than anything so far.

@3PiecesOfBread 9 жыл бұрын

Well played sir, you have convinced me.

@howlingmadme 9 жыл бұрын

3PiecesOfBread the 'can we get a screenshot' thing did it for me. this is worse!

@TinyTitian 8 жыл бұрын

+kriss3d But she didn't say gui she said gui interface. So a gui gui. And she never said if the buttons would do anything. Pretty sure you can't make a ip tracker with vb. So she would have a radio button in VB that says track ip adress that does nothing.

@kriss3d 8 жыл бұрын

BoyTitan Oh you can easily make an IP tracker in VB. Though its utterly pointless since A) Either you got the IP of the target and you just ask his ISP who have that IP assigned at that specific time. or B) You have something like a username of a person you just look up in the IRC they were using at that time to find his IP (Though if they bounce off anything which any good script kid knows, they will have to start chasing logfiles from various ISPs) So sure you can make a GUI for it. But if they have to contstruct it first its stupid as they wont get much more info than what a whois, ping and tracert would provide them. Anything else is strictly speaking illegal unless they get some court orders.

@cra0kalo 10 жыл бұрын

"The THX protocol is down, generate the redundant panel so we can navigate the CSS array!"

@Curthe93 10 жыл бұрын

They must be using the famous "every keystroke and and megabyte of ram used emits a fucking beeping sound" operating system I've heard so much about.

@heathersmith4042 6 жыл бұрын

I most enjoyed them magically setting an alarm for every channel ever that will tell them when these two hackers, who will never change their screennames ever, start chatting to each other. Oh, and in LEETSPEEK

@onthespoke2 8 жыл бұрын

Can we get a screenshot? [SUSPENSE LOL!]

@encycl07pedia- 5 жыл бұрын

Too slow!

@Timster480 8 жыл бұрын

dude 1337 lmao

@DeckDogs4Life 9 жыл бұрын

God damn it these crime shows just need to stick to murder and shit because they are horrible at doing ANYTHING that involves technology.

@trbd 7 жыл бұрын

"in case youre too smart to understand a simple and primitive chatting program, let me explain you the hard way by representing it with smuggler boats and fancy cgi animations"

@dawid6425 10 жыл бұрын

FREE PHANTOML0RD

@symein 10 жыл бұрын

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Free PL OR RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

@kaushikdr 10 жыл бұрын

Lutra Luk how did someone get it?

@PovRayMan 10 жыл бұрын

A singularity formed around my midsection from cringing so fucking hard.

@Technodreamer 9 жыл бұрын

This is so sad.

@tribemaster101 9 жыл бұрын

+Technodreamer Your profile picture is hot.

@Technodreamer 9 жыл бұрын

Helder Novais Thank you! Yours is pretty cool.

@zakizdaman 10 жыл бұрын

We must find DerpTrolling's IRC information.

@Crymson1 8 жыл бұрын

I've seen this numerous times, and it still makes me cringe. I feel bad for the actors involved.

@1squeamishneophyte 7 жыл бұрын

I almost gave myself a concussion facepalming at it.

@RawrWolfie 13 жыл бұрын

"Luckily I speak leet." "...that's so haw-" NOPE NEXT SCENE.

@Pixlow 10 жыл бұрын

DerpTrolling send me here

@sm38383 10 жыл бұрын

sent*

@AustinDavidEsq 10 жыл бұрын

this is the best video ever. It perfectly describes my workday and typical interactions with my peers.

@aaron0nichols 10 жыл бұрын

Same, except I am not fluent in 'leet so I keep a copy of the 'I c4n haz l33t' tehsaurus handy.

@deadbeef576 2 жыл бұрын

Piers? as in shipping piers? For drug ships? I am gonna call the police!

@millec60 13 жыл бұрын

That is amazing they were able to know when they entered any one of millions of IRC channels amongst thousands of irc networks.

@Markus9705 9 жыл бұрын

What is IRC? "[A] pretty primitive chatting platform." **facepalm**

@allenbaker5927 9 жыл бұрын

What's wrong with that?

@Markus9705 9 жыл бұрын

Allen Baker It's not primitive and it's not a "chatting platform."

@allenbaker5927 9 жыл бұрын

(Piss. KZfaq cut off my response, forgive any frankness please.) IRC is a protocol for sending text over a network. ie: Chatting- admittedly other things, but in practice chatting. The internet gets called a platform a lot too, and it's just a couple data transfer protocols and some data distributed on servers. How do you define platform? To me it's a very general thing. Primitive is a bit tougher to defend. It was created in 1988 (www.mirc.com/jarkko.html), which isn't exactly dinosaur-esque, but is a long time for a software convention to survive. You could also define it by its popularity, and IRC's never been a mainstream thing, but lost a lot of users in the early 2000s when http and web forums got big. If you'd like to say they're arguably wrong, I don't have much problem, but don't go acting like it's obvious, especially to casual observers. (Aside: And I get the trend of laughing at cringey tech-talk on crime programs like this. This just seems to be one of the least cringey examples where everyone acts like it is.)

@Markus9705 9 жыл бұрын

Allen Baker IRC is a protocol, yes. Not a platform. Do you know the difference? Wikipedia defines a platform as "a computing platform is, in the most general sense, whatever pre-existing environment a piece of software is designed to run within, obeying its constraints, and making use of its facilities. Typical platforms include a hardware architecture, an operating system (OS), and runtime libraries", while a communication protocol is "a defined set of rules and regulations that determine how data is transmitted in telecommunications and computer networking." In other words a communication protocol is a system of rules for data exchange within or between computers, defining the syntax, semantics, and synchronization of communication. A platform is just a implementation of those rules in an operating system, browser or program. A familiar example of a protocolling language is the HTML language used to describe web pages which are the actual web protocols. You know that IP was created 41 years ago - back in 1974, right? Does that mean IP is primitive? That does not hold up, does it?Just because something is _old_ does not mean it's _primitive_. IRC is a protocol and there're loads of slim good looking IRC clients out there. You don't have to sit in a terminal for IRC.

@nezZario 8 жыл бұрын

+Markus Actually it's super primitive ... a session looks like (if we were in the channel #youtubeloosers): :marcus!mark@some.hostname.net PRIVMSG #youtubeloosers :Hey guys, what's up? :nezZario!nobody@some.otherhost.net PRIVMSG #youtubeloosers :Not much just waching dumbass youtube videos, lol :marcus!mark@some.hostname.net PRIVMSG #youtubeloosers :Oh ok I gotta go mom needs a ride to the strip club :nezZario!nobody@some.otherhost.net PRIVMSG #youtubeloosers :K tell her I said whattup, later bro :marcus!mark@some.hostname.net PART #youtubeloosers :Gone fishin' And .. that's it... I mean that's the ACTUAL protocol... You and me would see it differently, like: yadda yadda blah blah or whatever.. however your client formatted it.. still just a super facepalm.. i mean geez... what they are implying here is just the same as saying Adobe Photoshop is only for super-genius government photo-editing spies

@Jatopian 9 жыл бұрын

All that special effects money and they couldn't bother to pay some geek $20 to fact-check their shit.

@artsmith103 Жыл бұрын

It's like the Chinese stuff on ebay that comes with long fine print directions but they couldn't pay a translator $5 to correct the English.

@pummisher1186 10 жыл бұрын

You see, the internet is a series of tubes. It's not like a truck or anything.

@kriss3d 10 жыл бұрын

Urgh. I just threw up in my mouth there. Pausing at 1:10 where you see the servername being - and i quote: #channel Irc So these guys have a server named #Channel Irc and the channelname is #Channel Well that could be a name for a channel but frankly a channel with the name "channel".. not very original. But ok. Ill buy that. Then the hacers go into this #channe and start talking. They dont just PM eachother. Noo.. They make it a public channel. Not even setting a password. That extra user in that channel shouldnt be causing any problems. I really admire the law enforcement. If NSA is just as good to be able to monitor every single IRC server there is.. WOW.. just.. WOW..

@UtushoReiuji 10 жыл бұрын

Zoe Quinn's damning evidence against the rapists!

@julesdey6353 10 жыл бұрын

If you watch the full episode after Charlie says "That's so hot" Don actually rolls his eyes and leaves the room sighing :P

@nekolux 14 жыл бұрын

I love how they went into holodeck mode during her "explanation " and had summation signs flying all over the place. I can already imagine how the conversation in the design dept went. " Ummm.... summation, log log, summation, fractions, sine waves, function, function inverse, recurrence relations! Let's call it a day! "

@aromanstuff 12 жыл бұрын

As someone who uses IRC on a regularly basis, this is the funniest thing I've seen all week.

@johnnyjohn9961 9 жыл бұрын

shipping channels? swap loads? leet speak ? wtf they talkin bout

@gippodudee8342 10 жыл бұрын

Luckily I made a Visual Basic interface to monitor every IRC channel in existence!

@Madcowe 10 жыл бұрын

If they're like highly skilled "1337"s why do they had the need to make the computer make beeping noises every time a new letter appeared on their CMD window? (not to mention the window's slow as hell taking into account it's just a small sentence and they should have decent equipment)

@e.6z1 3 жыл бұрын

imagine calling all terminals "CMD" smh

@kinetic2245 10 жыл бұрын

oh god, i feel way dumber now

@ihatenumberinemail 8 жыл бұрын

Don't feel sad, Rei. You'll always be my waifu.

@GoldenJokered 10 жыл бұрын

'Pretty primitive chatting platform' - Used by millions.

@AdonisJones 9 жыл бұрын

and has been used by millions for more than a quarter century. I get the feeling that the writer of this episode asked his nephew or someone for a few "computer buzzwords" and just used them however he wanted.

@StephanieRoze 11 жыл бұрын

"Can we get a screenshot?" *five keystrokes* "Got it."

@JohnDoe-dd4su 9 жыл бұрын

Oh man, I lost it when she started talking about boats.

@MrXJosesito 10 жыл бұрын

DERPIES(?

@tricksterhuaun 11 жыл бұрын

1:38 I just love that she's so tense just by pressing the printscreen button.

@XxArsenykxX 12 жыл бұрын

I like how it takes her the same amount of time to set up an alarm that, in effect, constantly scans every single IRC channel in existence for two names, and allows them to view a private chat unnoticed, as it does for her to take a screen shot. Quite 1337.

@arisu229 12 жыл бұрын

x' DD My that was amazing.... Loved how serious everyone was, especially the woman fluent in leet.

@ctmatthews11 10 жыл бұрын

That screenshot at 1:11 is hilarious. #channel. isn't that great? Also both the_fist and 00zemeister are ops.

@babbisp1 Жыл бұрын

The worst part is that Amita felt the need to turn around, stand up and look Don straight in the eyes before offering her powerpoint-level explanation.

@fsmoura 7 жыл бұрын

No better boat to swap drugs in the middle of the ocean than small sailing ships.

@OHGODWHY1 14 жыл бұрын

I love those random math functions when she is explaining that hackers are like boats.

@kiwanozukai1180 8 жыл бұрын

Let me use 'poor production values' to compare IRC to boats, and then set an alarm on every single IRC channel in the world. I speak 1337 by the way.

@alicem3415 2 жыл бұрын

I like to imagine someone out there sincerely uses leet speak as form of encryption.

@WednesdayFin86 Ай бұрын

As 00zemeister himself I confirmed everything in this is 100% correct.

@20035079 8 жыл бұрын

I watch these shows just so I can see how they slip up whenever the writers try to define "l33t h4x0r 73rm5!1!!1!!!11 oGM".

@ebx 7 жыл бұрын

luckly i speak leet.

@pidrpede 13 жыл бұрын

Sailing boats to exchange drugs requires exuberant amounts of mathematical calculations that would take Bletchley Park weeks to figure out.

@DrakeyC 12 жыл бұрын

"They talk on IRC because there's no names or accounts and no records" "Alright, what screennames do they use, let's log in and watch for them" DERP DERP DERP.

@616TheBeast616 10 жыл бұрын

"#channel irc" lmao

@dionisisosfp 10 жыл бұрын

hack facebook show us your power

@LBPreviews Жыл бұрын

I love it when bored writers make stuff up for fun

@Mario-us7ds 4 жыл бұрын

Stock integrals. That's how you know it's complicated

@sergeivanhardeveld3391 10 жыл бұрын

this is painful

@deathskunk3 9 жыл бұрын

Im so 1337 cause I use IRC

@dawidniewiadomski3317 3 жыл бұрын

(basing on port 6667) ..how hackers talk when they don't want to be overheard.. PLAINTEXT MESSAGES BABY! also.. "the fist" .. a space in the nickname *gags*

@BartCoppens 12 жыл бұрын

"Luckily, I speak leet." "THAT'S SO HOT" I lol'd

@georgec4962 9 жыл бұрын

#channel, because placeholders arent made to be substituted.

@mooreel 9 жыл бұрын

Can we get a screenshot? "GOT IT!"

@ralorpa 8 жыл бұрын

+Mooreel What happened after they handed it over to the screenshot-department? Its months ago.

@Thassar 13 жыл бұрын

My brain just melted from the inaccuracys...

@Odieandgarfield 13 жыл бұрын

This is a prime example of how to make sure that nobody younger than 50 will take your show seriously.

@NickLeStrange 9 жыл бұрын

No. Just no. That is the most complicated way to describe something as simple as IRC.

@pedroolox 8 жыл бұрын

Aah Xofen Nerdi

@AtomicSpike 13 жыл бұрын

OMG! The 1337 transcript makes this clip even better! Well done.

@thehelldoicallthis9241 3 жыл бұрын

1:16 classic TV hackers using "hacker speak" to a point where it actually no longer even makes typing any faster

@emil9908 10 жыл бұрын

like if your here because DERP

@zackredgarz3690 10 жыл бұрын

#FREEPHANTOMLORD

@PureZOOKS 3 жыл бұрын

For me, it's the fact that it took several strokes to get a screenshot.

@MrKickyourbutt 13 жыл бұрын

I love how the dude walks in and automatically knows what everyone is talking about.

@Quicksilver1111 9 жыл бұрын

gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8

@tribemaster101 9 жыл бұрын

+Quicksilver1111 gr8 deb8, m8, i r8 9/11. *congratul8*

@midikontrol1044 8 жыл бұрын

Sounds like an INXS song

@BlessWinYou 10 жыл бұрын

FREE PL

@SpartanCarver 13 жыл бұрын

I wish every concept in life could be explained to me through ships and illicit drugs.

@TheActualDP 13 жыл бұрын

A: "Got a surprise for you" B: "Funny, got one for you too" A: "We should meet" B: "Haha. Touch my system and it will eat your young" B: "I dare you to attack, I've embedded a vicious worm" A: "I'm posting a photograph for you" B: "Bring it" ()_(), a vicious worm!!!!! It's gonna eat your young! um... right.

@augburto 7 жыл бұрын

That was probably the most complicated way of saying you can't see the user until he is in a chat channel no chat history available.

@616TheBeast616 12 жыл бұрын

0:26 CGI + random math expressions = perfectly accurate description.

@ClankTube 9 жыл бұрын

I like how he went through the trouble to type "|-|4|-|4" instead of just "lol"

@cynicide8734 9 жыл бұрын

Oh shit guys, he's rewriting his code.

@YoloMoney1 10 жыл бұрын

DerpTrolling Bring Me Here!

@cculb1 11 жыл бұрын

I love how this video includes l33tspeak captions. Nice touch!

@RichardKleiner 12 жыл бұрын

"I learned L337during my years studying at Sorbonne, Paris, France. I have a master's degree and made a dissertation about it on my thesis. Might I add that I'm 30 years old and have mastered this exotic language for more several years."

@kznojuleeeh 12 жыл бұрын

The Internet Analogy: Think of it like a network of carrier pigeons transporting messages over great distances. *Equations in the background* Each of the pigeon/internet users need an identifying marker, so the pigeons give the message to the correct user. That is what we call an IP-address. BEWARE! If you feed the pigeons with too much information, it might die.

@BobBX542 8 жыл бұрын

So the two things I need confirmed for my own mind is that first, that woman at the computer, seriously terrible actress, right?? Nothing she said sounded even remotely believable. Second thing is, they used an absurd amount of CGI to bring her dumb metaphor to life, right??