Read this in Jeremy Clarksons voice

This is fucking amazing.

If the pilot wasjeremy yeah he will do that and : "Nunununununu"

My pilot is red, and i can fly to the airfield(everyone, who plays warthundet will be agreed)

Wonder if he‘s got a jaaaag

Jacket kek

tobitwodota

DERPY HOOVES MX13 when does he say that?

Jacket hahaha

Nathan C. It's another KZfaq clip of some British kid getting hit.

:D

Bit rude innit bruv

I think he got JARATED

Lol

@@leepicgamer7855 have they got the license to shot a bullet to the bloke's helmet?

Took a headshot and flew a Chinook with a severed hydrolic line back to base at that!

Hold. My. Beer.

Lee Saunders 😂😂😂😂

Reminds me of Squire

Crab Air does have standards Old Chap ...

keep calm and carry on

@@dankovac1609 my guts are spilling out on the controls yup im unconscious. Sorry lads pilot sniped mission over.

Lol

This is what happens when you play core

😂

pilot* this is my world You are not allowed in my world*= person who shot him

“Fuck man that would’ve been a clip”

Bruv is so ice cold, he probably could have landed it while taking a nap

As a brit we care more about tea then bleeding from a headshot

When I read "spilled me tea, the bastard did." In a Welsh accent for some reason

grace calis Oh golly. I reckon there is a bloody ol bullet in me head

grace calis this comment is underrated 😂

the pinnacle of british behaviour

@@romeisfallingagain Nothing changes where ever we go mate xD

@@jammydodger33 different people have different types of humour what you may find funny may not be funny to others.

"Seems I took a little crack to the head"

@@ExtremelyToxic and maybe a bleed here and there but it’s gonna be a bit wobbly on the way home

I have seen head shots None I saw were going anywhere but the Morgue!

Breish

The most British reaction ever, can’t be bothered with hysterics

Plus good training ofc and a massive set of balls

@@jlawson9760 if they'd been any heavier they would've crashed

I can second about the adrenaline. I was hardly bothered for the first 15 minutes after being bitten by a teenager at work.

@@scrotum8660 name checks out

It isn't when you don't want or need it

lol that has got to be the first time I read a comment in a british accent

Pilot was like, is that Hydraulic fluid on the ground? Ohh no it's my blood.

Read that like mr.handy from fallout 4.

@@anandramlochan9835blood, not hydraulics fluid? More like oh yes, we will make it home.

I say chaps, got any rich tea biscuits

A lot of tea practice...

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​@Ye yeah fuck that i would be swearing my tits off calling them all the bastards for shooting at my chopper. let alone hitting me in the face lol.

Real men for u not today's excuse for them ...

They are fine with a small bleeder... I mean they are used to Bloody hell since they curse that alot :D

Nah mate, Thursday’s in Afghan were renowned for other things...

@@billyvinilly8104 Can't beat a bit of the old love. 😂

@@billyvinilly8104 Ah yes. Man love Thursday...

a bit of chuesday innit ~

@@ankitsd7474 *chewsday*

Where you trying to help the pilot by any chance?

It would appear I'm losing my head! hahahah, ay chaps?

@@SoakieCat Bloody good show!

im fucking dead all jokes aside i hope this dude lived and is honored as the hero he is

@@treylive3 hopefully.

"AHH FUCK IT LANDED IN MY TEA"

legit lmao

thas why we have 2 pilots, fukin headass xd

As far as I know some of the air maneuvers of a chinook require two pilots syncing their actions. Thus the bird is in very danger with only one pilot

It could have damaged the controls a lot more and made flying it impossible or much much harder

They need both to land, one pilot trying to keep it up while starting to flip switches to start the landing procedure might crash the thing

I was looking for a reference hahah. I couldn´t remember the shows name for shit tho. As soon as I saw his goofy head in that helmet and heard the voice I just knew cars weren´t his only interest anymore. Edd would have this up and running in a jiffy btw ;)

Wheeler dealers is the show...my dad watches is it all the time😔🤣

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look up "grenadier guards" and you'll see so many videos of americans messing around with them, which really annoys me sometimes and makes me wonder what "ally" means nowadays :(

@@lieutenanthorse9481 Please remember that there are americans and then there are Americans.

Just remember, we have come along way with them, Yknow, with the revolutionaly war and everything?

Allies? They're more like your B1tch... you Yanks go around committing far worse war crimes than Russia is currently committing, then you destroy the life of an award-winning journalist Julian Assange. trying to make an example of him for exposing your dirty laundry.

Ben Watts the real heros of the world forget cops lol

Ben Watts just an average Thursday

I got shot in the face too but I wasn't able to move around let alone fly a ch-47!

Ben Watts *jaw

@@ohnono8737 nah the forehead and the jaw cus both areas were bleeding when he was checked on

that chinook better go into a museum, probably one of the most decorated birds within the last 50 years

ZA718

Hopefully they are cleaning a space for her a Weston helicopter museum. She deserves it when she stops.

@@Thesomersetgimp She will be going to Hendon when retired, the spot is building is already earmarked.

Plus has a door attached that came off its Falklands war enemy during the peace talks after BN rescued the enemy crew

Lmfao

“Rightio then. You’ve ruined my tea time ya wanker”

Ah fuck, I can’t believe uv dun this

@@Cuzn55 😂😂

Grabs pack of biscuits and stuff his wounds lights ciggy and sips tea ok lads what do you think about her majesty

rukasu01 he meant radio transmission lmao

DesignedByBold No he meant power transfer transmission problem! He mentioned taking rounds above him which is the transmission area!

"it's ok mates I've only Ben shot in the head"

They were in the best possible RAF helicopter for it - ZA718

"Well there goes the Jesus nut" is so much worse to hear 😂😂

We still kill enemies with a gatling gun from the 80s on our A10s. If it ain't broke don't mess with it.

Bravo November it has a place already in the imperial war museum that has a placeholder in the form of am American Chinook untill it is retired

In the Falklands It was on the deck of the ship Atlantic Conveyor whilst it was hit by an Exocet missile. They flew it off at the last minute. As great as it is, its kind of like driving around in the snatch land rovers, really should have been replaced by now. We should make a quadrotor version of a v22 or some kind of drone transport.

@@InquisitiveBaldMan if it ain't broke don't fix it the Chinook is incredibly good at what it does others have tried but failed to fill its mission profile

@@Nomad0311 '70s.... if you choose to include a date, get it right.

i mean, i'm pretty sure that was legit, guy just realized how close to death he had been. Like there were bullet holes and someone got shot, in the moment it was all adrenaline and not having a part to play that kept it from overwhelming him then. When he finally got to see the damage and the adrenaline starts fading, that shit would hit like a ton of bricks to most people.

@@knealis76 yes that's the while point

His name is Mike.

@@knealis76 it would alrdy be panic through the adrenaline for me, all that adrenaline and all doenst save me from trauma just dulls it for me, those who can actually help good job

lmao

This is because GTA’s helicopter controls are limited. If they were wore like battlefield or war thunder’s, I think it would be more fun and rewarding for skilled pilots, instead of it being easier than frogger. But without the cars and the lake

@@maestro951 woosh

@@maestro951 that interesting thanks for the +10 culture point

XD

@@OldestBillionaire bruh the only people who find wooshing funny are retards

By the way, for your convenience the air sickness bags are located on the back of the seat in front of you! Good Day to You!

By the way it’s not funny when you just copy and paste this from the above comments from 1 year ago, come on mate get some originality about you,

@@mikewheelermx101 Maybe he didn't fucking see it. Just ignore it.

Who called the Key board warrior patrol? Now sit down and shut up you Muppet

@@mikewheelermx101 you're literally the keyboard warrior here mate lmaooo

UGHHHHhghhGGLDLDLLDLKKKJSHHHHHH

No I hit the windo first

Angelo Carannante you what?

Wtf you where there? How did you hit the window?

the pilot was not hit in the naked head, because the military is smart enough to include helmets. im more impressed that he responded calmy more than anything else. hope he doesnt have brain damage.

😂

When the argentinians invaded the Falklands one of the british soldiers in charge of communication calmly said to their british comrades in the mainland that it was a lovely day and they were being invaded.

In all fairness, we are surprisingly calm most of the time like normal ppl

That’s how they survived the city bombings in WW2

@@sainthavel552 no sir. You guys are as cool as ice when “normal” people are losing their shit. I tip my hat to you guys.

I waited fore this coment whahahaha

Comedy gold! Well done sir :)

Lol

Well done my guy

Turns out the original owner won't buy this one back

It's just a flesh wound

lol "We'll call it a draw".

TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND!!!

“Haha! It is but a fleshwound.”

Tis but a sore jaw

When you're maxed out on ability, courage, and armor a headshot doesn't always do it.

kablaze XD tru

Well his adrenaline was probably rushing through his body as he got shot, like when I was playing tag when I was younger, I ran into a corner of a wall very hard and had blood gushing from my head, I put my hand on my head and see it to come back red and tell my mom, mom what's this read stuff coming from my head, and later I got rushed to the hospital and got some staples to close the wound. I didn't feel any of this until a couple hours later and boy were they the most painful hours of my life.

Mario-Adonis Ron always becomes a competition on who got hurt the most lol

kablaze looks like Tom cruise

'Its just like the simulations!"

Now that's a f**king cool story gunna look that up now..👍

@@ORDEROFTHEKNIGHTSTEMPLAR13 I forgot the vet's name, but it was featured in Ken Burns' 2005 documentary "The War"

B-17*

Carlos Maldonado hahahaha

will park Pretty Impressive racism is practiced on a regular basis...

will park but this is British

SUPERDUPERJAY Us Brits like a bit of Racism too you know

No Name I suppose that’s true

Just want to say this is a beautiful insight and was genuinely something I had never thought about (in regards to the unique pressures that the two roles meet under). Thanks for sharing that awesome story and thank you for the respect to our small yet brave forces.

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Sold. Where do I sign up

great call

Used Chinook. One careful owner and full service history. Parts could be a problem though. :)

Sam Betts .......Farm.

there is an amazing documentary on that helicopter

One of the very very few aircraft to get its own display

IIRC, he was filming for the documentary about that particular Chinook when this happened.

@@No1sonuk no he was doing a tv series about battlefield machines,it was after this series he did the program about this helicopter. Its call sign was bravo November.

A splendid bit of kit from the Boeing Corporation!

AdamBaileyloltv12 editing. he very well may have shit himself.

alitlweird He probably did

He was there filming a documentary about the military vehicles being used by the British forces. The guy is a motoring show presenter, not a war correspondent. He just happened to be on board when it went down. Very impressive indeed!

AdamBaileyloltv12 he seemed pretty shaken up too but still managed

Crazy Ohioan Cars & Gaming thats what i thought

Amen brother!

Brits have balls of steel

Thank you for your service Sir

Thanks for your service mate

Thanks bro

Just stop..

@@sourbrothers73 just go away

and why you don't skip arm day

That’s true kids are very often under fire from taliban down at their local park 😂

Not to be a smartass... but it appears that from the angel of the shot, the only thing the helmet did was create the fragmentation that hit him. Had he NOT been wearing a helmet, the round would have missed him completely and hit the ceiling instead.

@@carlwitt7950 by the way did you mean angle of the shot or is this some religious reference? XD :p

@@carlwitt7950 I had considered this originally but could not see enough evidence to determine the angle of the shot. I had even thought it may have been deflected from above. Still on a 2nd thought on this, if the pilot did not have the helmet then the bullet may have hit his skull instead. The windshield or the vertical part of the rotor blade / roof would have deformed the bullet mid flight. Also was it the bullet or other debris shattered by the bullet that had hit him. I know if I had a helmet that deflected the bullet there is a probability of the helmet deforming and/or transferring some kinetic energy. Like a seatbelt that saves you from major injuries but may inflict minor injuries.

Greatest Comment

Didn't know that one, yet... Brilliant XD

This bloke drove his parents home from the hospital after he was born.

cool

But only after he asks the RSM

Lmfaooooo

Except all pilots are officers in the Royal Air Force, so not quite.

Aye TF2 Soldier line here

i thought at least to be a pilot u should be in 1Lt or CPT officer to be able to fly a chopper or a plan so..higher ranks takes order to a lower ranks?

Dont call him sarge as there are only two types of sarge. Massage and sausage and is you massage the sausage your basily calling him a wanker

@@monmonfiasco6391 He'll be a minimum of a Flying Officer, if not probably a Flight Lieutenant.

Fking Ethan Winters from resident evil 8

It reminds me of the story about a US Army Ranger who got shot in the face when he was checking the basement in a house, he killed the guy who shot him and got on his radio to tell his team leader yeah I just got shot in the face.

You guys should check out the videos inside the team room Army Rangers it's like 12 parts long and it's just a couple of Rangers talking about life in the regiment and telling stories about their service pretty cool vids.

xXsilentvatoXx Proud of our Military and our Allies especially the British and Canuks are just awesome.

200th like

Yol Sil except ISIS

This comment deserves more praise

Old out yer and, you are now the proud owner of the 2010 Purple Heart Medal.

I love the fact there are so few people that will get this, despite it being comedy gold :D

pls explain

@@theretardedamericanchild4905 looks like Mike brewer off wheeler dealers. Every time he sold or bought a car he said,, very loudly, 'Old aat yer and!!!' obviously as hold out your hand.

It seems we have a habit of doing that. In the 1980s a British Airways 747 flew through a cloud of volcanic ash, causing all the engines to shut down, where upon the captain made an announcement to the passengers which has been described as a 'mastery of understatement', and I quote: 'Ladies and gentlemen, we have a small problem; all four engines have failed...' And in the much the same fashion as this guy they land it safely.

KampferXeon Guess it's a requirement for such a job, yeah!

The BA pilot, unsurprisingly, was ex RAF.

ManducaFlown wea

“Got a bit of a crack and a bleed there”

Kuzma Krasko cheers bro

Just not the French

Timothy Jackson why not respect French?

@@bigtony2559 you must be French.

Timothy Jackson actually I’m a proud American.

+VeryAwkward Cake Edd China from Wheeler Dealers

Brilliant

yascumbag Lmfao

VeryAwkward Cake Watch Wheeler Dealers and you'll get it :D

Wow

fucking amazing

Lmao!

I was thinking exactly that when Mike was looking at the bullet holes

i was wondering when Mike was gonna do some serious comfort eating

Paint works gonna atleast set me back a good 3 grand

Why has nobody replied to this stand up comedian

Lol

@@Color0011 because its bloody stupid!

News reporter: I've shit me trousers, now I need a cry. Privates watching: take disapproving drags off cigarettes

@@davewilco822 basically most of the "funny" contents in youtube

Bruh this vid is ten yrs old

@@thefragranceclub it’s a joke

A repasted joke. Was funny first time I saw. Now not so much

His father would be old Whats the point here Its such a stupid comment

@@BbBb-li5jb Holy shit its a joke

Is that the one that survived like weeks on end with just an onboard toolkit or some shit like that? Legendary

There are numerous accounts of it performing much better than any other helicopter in given situations; it was the only Chinook to survive the Falklands War, during which there was an incident during the night flying low over rough seas where it hit the water, but just bounced off it. It served in both gulf wars and has been responsible for numerous DFCs being awarded to pilots/aircrew. Many RAF personnel are sure there is something supernatural about how it looks after its crew, but don’t want to talk about it for fear bringing on some kind of curse on it. I’m pretty sure Jeremy Clarkson covered BN on a TV show or in one of his books

eh as someone that has driven a 1970s led sled with a power steering leak the thing probably took a while to drain all the hydraulic oil out and then it will still work with the tiny bit in it till it gets the chance to settle and then it will seize to all hell they probably thought it was that locked up from the word go. also sorry what does B N stand for?

He probably steered by shifting the weight of bis balls around, thus angling the Helikopter the way he needed to.

@@hardwirecars BN (Bravo November) is the helicopters call sign, it's got some history is an understatement and when retired they better put it in a museum. There was a very good documentary about it done by the discovery channel which doesn't seem to be on KZfaq.

Alot of us vets act the same way. Adrenaline fade and realization of your fragility. Sometimes your survival is just luck and that shits all over your confidence.

It was completely legit as well and not put on for the camera, id be the same after I seen the bullet strikes and how lucky the pilot was that he wasn't shot dead

@@coastal9181 was about to type this. Doesn't matter who you are, reality sets in after. Made for real tough watching from where I was sat.

To appreciate life, you gotta appreciate death.

@G SQUADRON lol holy shit. Could have been a fatal mistake.

Ok but how does that make him a fool?

@@leoortiiiz made a fool of the taliban fighter not the pilot

@@heliveruscalion9124 Nah he means how does landing a headshot on a chinook pilot make anyone a fool; It's a bloody cracking shot regardless of if the helmet luckily saved the pilots life. If anything it gives him proof for anyone who doubts him when he tells them about how he managed to land a headshot on a moving aircrafts pilot.

I am sure there are USA combatants that can match the cold calm of Brits kiwis canacs and Aussies under fire. It's just that they are rarer whereas anyone screeching swearing and carrying on while under fire in commonwealth forces is considered less than a man and is told to take a concrete pill. But after action you cannot stop the boys taking the piss out of everyone and thing including officers. Most obvious difference I have had quoted by returning kiwis is the awe at how many rounds the US guys put down range in same firefight they are in. The boys often found enough dropped partially full mags to replenish Thier ammunition counts. Obviously different philosophy in regards to weight of fire and availability of rounds but it also ripples through to attitudes and behaviours. Frantic pulling of a trigger would often be looked at as unprofessional and mark of poor marksmanship, no greater insult to an infrantryman. Unfortunately the rise in video games and the learning of bad behaviours is endemic across nations so we will see less if the stuff upper lip, resolute professional calm in general.

Bloody ell, glad it wasn the chip buttys

@@jimglass5892 lotta words there, not sure my dyslexia can handle so much reading

I have to figure out a way to separate posh twat stereotypes and hard man talk

@@sainthavel552 Oi yeah that's a bad man ting, init blud, bare crazy n tha

And he is on 1HP but you can't shoot him because a building is in the way

Hit registration being shitty

Dude was obviously running the Juggernaut perk, good choice.

Pilot probably had the World at War jug and painkiller from the mw series

@@qoaky maybe he inhaled the inhalator like the ones from Cyberpunk 2077.

Americans make fun of brits but all of Europe and Asia makes fun of Americans.

@@binns5302 I think everyone can sound funny to different people who aren't used to it.

As an older American, I can say I've always admired the habit of refined British understatement. Beats the hell out of hearing someone holler out repetitive nonsense like "Bro, bro!" or "Dude, Oh my god" about fifteen times in a row. Watch a Reed Timmer tornado chasing video if you want to hear the kind of nonsense I'm talking about. All it does is make a tense situation more stressful.

@@philipr.6090 I'm not sure if it's more refined, but this Brit says thank you :-) After the event it can be healthy to talk about how bad something was, but at the time it doesn't help, my type 1 diabetes is only ever annoying if people ask (good management is key).

+Matt Williams Dogging - even then, we're number one.

Keeping the tee outside the harbor.

Initially confused about your ref to golf, the Boston Open? Then I realised you meant tea! Good line though! Respect to all our troops from what ever side of the pond they come from.

Mark Davis Respect all our troops? I certainly don't "respect" people for merely doing what they are paid for, especially if they are torturing and killing people and making ME and every other Western citizen a target for revenge.

careful, above me is a ungrateful child who doesn't do anything for anyone.

82nd AA god bless