The “14 year old” mid 2000’s shock content experience is something so important so I’m glad there’s someone who can verbalize it

The fact that Gummo is the most acceptable film on this list is demonstrative of the sheer magnitude of the trials you've undergone for us.

I’ve always wanted to hear about these movies without needing to see them, and man what a perfect woman to finally talk about this. Thank you for sacrificing yourself for our sins.

Says: "Nobody named Kevin is watching me" Me a person named Kevin watching the video: "👁👄👁"

"Is this the experimental movie about the guy who hates women?"

I think puke is way way grosser because its more relatable, hopefully, none of us has experienced horrible painful gore and torture. But! most if not all of us have puked at least once and we all know what it feels like/smells like/how gross it is when your drunk friend does it and you have to clean up after them. So thats my my game theory. Yikes

May should do a list of the most mild/inoffensive movies after this, for the sake of her poor, poor, scarred brain

Alright, am I SAYING that I’d petition to create a reboot of Elvira: Mistress of the Dark starring May? ... Yes.

My name is Kevin and thanks mom for the reminder to brush my teeth.

The way Azrael says “babe” is a whole mood

*haha yikes* 2:22 Meet The Feebles 3:57 Hostel 6:21 Tusk 9:09 Hated: GG Allin and the Murder Junkies 11:38 Subconscious Cruelty 11:45 Gummo 17:07 August Underground 19:11 August Underground Mortem 20:31 August Underground Penence 23:40 Slaughtered Vomit Dolls 27:31 ReGOREgitated Sacrifice 32:45 Slow Torture Puke Chamber 38:34 The Killing Of America

People may balk at your describing the Vomit Gore Trilogy as "innocent," but that's exactly how Lucifer Valentine came across to me when I interviewed him years ago for my old website. He was almost childlike as he described drinking vomit "like a little birdy." Odd fellow, to say the least.

I'm weirdly impressed with the "actors" in the vomitgore series. Like that is a LOT to ask of anyone to do, even if they are a complete horney weirdo. The health concerns are very much there. Also thank you for validating my complete horror towards the concept of Tusk. Like its ridiculous, yes, but also...wow.

Tusk was unwatchable not because any of the actual gore, but because Johnny Depp’s performance made me want to tear my eyes out

I'm not sure what's more terrifying, talking about August Underground or realizing that it comes up at the 18 minute mark so there's still a half hour of somehow worse movies

There is a theory trying to explain why seeing someone vomits make us nauseaus. Back in the old days, people didn't have the knowledge of what is suitable for eating and what's not. So, when someone from 'the herd' started to vomit after the meal, it could mean that everybody ate someting poisonous. Vomiting could help remove potentially harmful food from one's stomach fast enough, so a poison couldn't be absorbed into bloodstream. Basically, it's a reflex coded in the DNA, trying to save our lives. I don't want to go too deep into the topic, but the theory also explains why certain smells (not only the foul ones) and - for example - very stressful situations can make us feel nuseaus. I don't know why, but I find it fascinating... OK, enough with this rambling. I love your videos, May, even though I'm not a big fan of cinema myself. I like your personality a lot and the way you talk about films... I don't know, it's very refreshing. Hope you and your lovely wife are doing OK. Stay safe and healthy!

Azrael looks so good blonde! Also you should watch Spooky Rice, he sums up awful movies like this

Having to play Animal Crossing while watching this to balance out the vibes

It's cool that you got to see the August Underground trilogy since they're fairly split with horror fans, especially in the underground community where you either love them or hate them. Fred Vogel, the director who played Peter throughout the series, said that he was inspired to make them back when he worked at the Tom Savini SFX School out in Pittsburgh and he was caught off guard by how his students did a lot of stuff relating to serial killers. He couldn't wrap his head around it and why people would like or "admire" that sort of thing. So, the series (especially the first one) was his commentary on how the media glorifies violence and serial killers, turning them into rock stars in their own sort of way. If I'm not mistaken, much of the victims are comprised of some of his students and family members; including the two who are assaulted in the convenience store sequence, where the door breaking was real but a total accident. As for what you said about how it looks like a VHS tape you might have found, it's funny that you mention that because that was originally his plan to promote the film by leaving copies of the tape in random areas of the country. However, that all went out the window because 9/11 happened shortly after they wrapped up and it wouldn't have been right to do.

I can’t stop laughing that Mark Pellegrino is the first image result for Lucifer Valentine, I feel bad for the guy having his photo associated with this pee pee poo poo director

May looks as gorgeous (and evil???) as ever

The one with the baby blender sounds exactly like a fucked up manga called mai’s daily life like word for word without the vomit, heavily not recommended

Fred Vogel, director of the August Underground saga (lol) has SUPERB, MASSIVE skills when it comes to practical effects. He even worked as a PROF at TOM SAVINI's academic program on the topic! And Savini is the ultimate legend on practical effects. I wouldn't worry about the realism, he is just that good. At least he's not killing animals... right?

what is the point of these "films"? try as i might, i cannot for the life of me figure out what the point of vomiting into a severed female head except that he hates women. is that the point of all of these? do all of these directors just hate women? the killing of america seems to be the only film with a thesis. the rest are just shocking for the sake of being shocking. that's not a thesis, that's just the director projecting his fetishes and misogyny.

Tusk was some of the most fun I’ve had in a theatre. It also scared me for life as a 17 year old. Im 23 and I know how to turn a man into a walrus, it haunts me.

I feel like how human centipede was described to me what tusk actually is. Like I didn't think human centipede was _that_ bad, but I'm 90% sure tusk is

watching this before i go to work is really gonna be a good tone setter for having a retail job rn

I watched the SVD Trilogy when I was a teenager and Slow Torture Puke Chamber was the only one to really get to me. However as an ADULT just hearing you describe the movies made me feel sick. Time changes people. Also, Lucifer Valentine commented on a "review" video I did of that with about 20 views so I wouldn't be surprised to see him here! He seems.... nice?

THANK YOU FOR THE TUSK AS THE THUMBNAIL i saw the thumbnail last night went “oh tusk i hate you. but nyx i like you. i will watch this tomorrow. i hope tusk doesnt show up in my dream” and can you guess what was in my dream??? can you guess what my sleeping brain made a recreation of? can you guess??????? im so mad

drinking game: take a shot every time she says "vomit" you will die but at least you wont have to remember these movies anymore

The opening bit with the kitty was cute, also this isn’t the worst video you’ve ever made dang it!

i have extremely severe emetophobia - as in, had to take anxiety meds before watching this video lmao - and as a teenager i tried watching the vomitgore trilogy as "exposure therapy".............well i watched all three of them but i think it broke me forever. dear folks in the comment section, just dont watch those ones!

I recently watched Tumbling Doll of Flesh, and I kinda doubt that it could get worse than that for me. Edit: It did.

May you have some serious Jennifer Tilly vibes going on with this look and I'm SO here for it

Time for a series of palette cleanser lists; movies that just help, make the world a better place, and leave you better than what they found you.

“you’ve entered the danger zone, wee woo wee woo” *looks at time... half an hour left* oh no

Omg I just watched Tusk for the first time. Is it a comedy? Is it a horror? Is it a weird drama about the nature of humanity? Is it the worst thing I have ever seen? Yes.

never in a million years would I have expected May to reference an infamous smelly man who terrorized my campus lmao

>clicks video >sees “Meet the Feebles” on the list >exits video [ill be back but watching this during lunch sounds like a bad idea LoL]

thank u gross movie elvira you’re fab

"You've entered the danger zone, Weee woouuu weee wouuu.... "Cracked me the fuck up, hand gestures and all! I love naturally entertaining people who just personify perfectly...i've found my new favorite channel...ahhh much needed carry on my love...

I’ve always found Harmony Korine movies to be oddly empathetic. He doesn’t condone hit characters, but he doesn’t condemn them either.

This video is one I remember distinctly. Not because of every single item on the list, but because of it's place in the events of my life. The day this video came out was the same day I made a resolution to not rely on my only living parent. It hurt a lot, but coming to a concrete decision not to live with my abuser was ultimately good for me. I am in a much better place now than I was 3 years ago. I don't know if I've really processed it, but there definitely was influence on me from this 4 part series. The juxtaposition between the terrible things happening to me and the terrible things in these films, I think, helped to bring me to that sobering realization. I guess I'm trying to say thank you! Your stuff is still great, and your work helps people in ways you may have never guessed.

Mark Pellegrino didn’t deserve this

Wow. Never thought I'd be forced to see Tusk content twice in one week. You and Ryan Hollinger are in cahoots I think.

can y'all imagine how must be for Lucifer's mother? random: So what your son makes for a living Jane? Jane: he's a director random: really? have i seen something he was involved? Jane: I hope not, darling, i hope not...

Hi!

“I know that the majority of my audience has left at this point” you underestimate us! Admittedly, I am now very nauseous.

Jesus christ i dont know if im ready for another one

I worked at a theater that showed Meet The Feebles for a weekend or two so I had to see it over and over. It uh, kind of bummed me out? Gummo is totally fine, I grew up in the Midwest, it's totally like that! The rest? Nah. You're a trooper for sitting through that mess.

She is literally braver than any us marine

I had to pop three antacids after the descriptions of Slaughtered Vomit Dolls, Thanks May, you're doing great sweetie.

can confirm. my name is not Kevin. how did you know.

"movies that are the opposite of the last list" would be my ideal next video

Me: takes a sip of water I hear: “apparently Slaughtered Vomit Dolls is a cinematic universe.” Me: spits out water laughing hysterically

ReGOREgitated Sacrifice, setting aside the vomit, pee, and gore, it also has real incest Courtesy of the Soskas. It’s an all around good time for the whole family.

Fun fact about Gummo. I lived one town over from Xenia, Ohio. The scene where they sell the cats to the Chinese restaurant is sort of true? A restaurant not far from Xenia was shut down because the health inspector found cats in a freezer. The owners of the place claimed the cats were for personal use only and NOT for restaurant use, like that makes it all better.

Tumbling Doll of Flesh is easily one of the most f-ed up things I've seen, maybe even a little more than the August Underground movies just because of how realistic some of it is? Like, I know the snuff aspect is fake, but the stuff leading up to it was VERY convincing.

To add to the awfulness: Ameara Lavey, the star of Slaughtered vomit Dolls, was murdered in 2017

I feel like I've at least earned a participation trophy for making it through this video without vomiting.

Our dark mother has delivered on her promises of debauchery. Excellent.

Okay May, I think you've reached peak disgust. It was great, I was living for it. But now I think I need to hear your list of whacky found footage movies

would love to see the statistics of when most people clicked off this video hahah

may, three movies in... “wait what was the first movie?” oh girl i love you.

'come out of the closet, *Like a gay*, and give you a hershey's kiss' omfg i'm dying

My guacamole burger arrived in the middle of this and I died a little inside eating it

Also yes do a video on weird found footage movies! I'd love to watch that! Also your kitty is adorable.

Hard to feel lonely when there are people like you out there making such awesome KZfaq videos! When I watch your content, once the theme song is over and I'm done falling in love with it, I feel like I'm hanging out in the same room with you. Also, YES MEET THE FEEBLES FINALLY SOMEONE BRINGS IT UP!

This was a very fun video that had me consistently hovering above the close button, I'm fascinated by Slaughtered Vomit Dolls and the other vomit movies that's mere existence mortifies me but I feel like my life has been made worse just through knowing about them

I still feel like I deserve financial compensation after watching tusk

I live for all these cat scenes! The ending especially is fucking great! So happy you are gaining more followers; been subscribed for what seems live forever and I could not be happier for you May! Now all we need is some more Baphomet!!! 🤟🏽🤟🏽

I was so psyched to see tusk in the thumbnail, and you're take was exactly what I expected xD I fucking love that shit storm so much lol

all I've learned from this is that men should just be banned from all creative outlets bc all they're gonna do is make vomit gore films about how much he hates women.

Well. I've heard of all of these movies except the last one, and watched a hunch of videos about them, and I thought, "The thumbnail is a picture of Tusk and how could that nice lady May gross you out?" so naturally I had a sandwich. I was doing great. Everything was fine. But then you hit that blender scene, and my sandwich regretted its location, and I, mid-chew on the last bite, regretted my cavalier decision to snack during this video. So, great work! I loved it, I loved the way you described the events, I loved the editing, and I love your cat. I'm so glad I don't have to watch these movies to know their icky, squishy contents. You're a freaking *champion*.

I'm giving this a thumbs up even though I'm not certain I like it! But thank you May (and hi Azzy!)

i forced my friends to watch slaughtered vomit dolls with me earlier bc of this video. one friend almost fainted. fantastic work why would u expose me to this

"However, Hostel blows" I laughed out loud, and I needed a laugh right now. Why am I watching this right now... XD

You are an absolute JOY listen to. Your sense of humor had me giggling the whole time. I have a weird morbid curiosity about films like these but would much rather listen to a someone else talk about them. Thank you for making this!

I never get tired of revisiting these four videos about movie recommendations, each video more unacceptable than the last Thank you for your service, May

I’m watching this and eating breakfast, I feel regret

I have emetophobia and I stopped watching August Underground: Mortem like 2/3 through not bc I was freaked out but bc I was bored. honestly, maybe if there were subtitles I would have been more upset, bc I never had any idea what was happening. also I think, somehow, knowing these people agreed to actually do such weird things really dampens their impact on me. but I also can't watch two girls one cup and oh May just mentioned it as I'm typing this. good I'm on the right track. anyways, I have no idea what my brain's rules are. I think I'm gonna peace out of this video now after the severed head scene, I'm good, I don't need to know what a puke chamber is.

"The movie about the guy who hates women" My partner, who sits next to me while we watch these videos and we gay kiss during the videos: "Gonna need to be more specific, that's most men."

24:40 "Had a spanish language dub" *plays video in russian*

When you have meet the feebles on the first entry you know you're in for a fun time.

even I'm feeling a bit dizzy rn after absorbing all that information this is exactly the content I subscribed for

Thank you for your sacrifice in watching these.

i watched the first two of this series of videos yesterday and fell asleep and dreamt you made another one but about alien documentaries so I definitely had a double take on this upload

just watched the killing of america (which is on youtube 👀) and it's honestly one of the most chilling docs ive seen & i wish I could erase it from my memory sooo 10/10 would never watch again

Just started watching your channel and blew through all your "hard mode" and "impossible mode" lists I went into it with my "hard mode" lists. I was impressed that you knocked off pretty much everything from my list. Thanx for letting me know about the handful that I hadn't heard of before. You probably know the few on my list that you didn't cover... but if anyone is interested... -Vulgar (Kevin Smith's OTHER hard to watch movie about a party clown who shows up to a gig to find it is three guys who torture and rape him) -Poughkeepsie Tapes (found footage that is visceral and disturbing and pulls from real world events) -Trent Reznor's "Broken" an imitation snuff film that only had a handful of copies made and each one was different so he would know who leaked it. -Paranoid Park (directed by Gus Van Sant) or Jennifer Fragments (these two are only hard mode if feeling guilty over a death that occurred when you were a child is triggering for you) -Jerry (another one by Gussy boy... must be something about having a 3 part monosyllabic name that makes you a miserable director spreading misery... Gus Van Sant... Lars Von Trier... anywho... Jerry is about standing in the desert and slowly dying and maybe you're watching your friend die too... or maybe its just you arguing with yourself about whether you want to die...) -premutos lord of the living dead (get your dick cut off... some parental neglect and your parents are swingers and also super over the top Italian gore. -Excision (can be a hard watch for mentally ill folk with guilt and shame over how it hurts others around them) -Big Money Hustlers (A very very hard watch for anyone who is not a Juggalo. We'd put this on when we'd had a party and trying to signal for people to leave)

I'm obsessed with your makeup in this. Also my brain is permanently damaged from learning about these films lmfao

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!! Also your makeup in this video... I’m in love

Paused literally on the clapper-board shot and I already know I'm going to love this video ^_^ Stay safe, May x

I’ve already seen half the movies on this list lol. I have to say Slaughtered vomit dolls is the worst movie I’ve ever seen in my life and that’s saying a lot

the tusk walrus hurts for me to look at and i will never watch tusk because of that. but also it's my favorite movie because jesus christ that walrus man

I watched slaughtered vomit dolls last night.... well sat through it. I was looking away most of the time. It was very scary lol.

May's face while Azrael is explaining Subconscious Cruelty and she JUST CAN'T is the funniest fucking thing.

Oh May! Even before your end segment I was thinking, you somehow managed to make this list of awful movies into something pleasant to watch. I deeply enjoyed it and your sense of humour is awesome. Please continue to make us videos but hopefully ones that you didn't dislike making lol!! Maybe a video about movies that are just puppies and kittens playing in a beautiful safe field. You deserve it.

just clicked on this with a plate of food in front of me, hope i don’t regret this (:

Hey May!! I just started watching you in this quarantine and had to tell you how absolutely hysterical you are to me! It doesn’t matter how bad of a mood I’m in if I put one of your videos on you make me laugh my ass off! My daughter and I just started our own channel 2 days ago and I look to you for inspiration! Plus your whole story in general is inspiring! Keep up the good work!

i'm drawing while i'm listening and my stomach is still upset goddd, i'm just as bad with puking as you said you are. (Am not surprised that ppl who are into puky and shidd hate women too.)