There’s no such thing as ghosts Ghosts aren’t real They’re something people see When they’re half asleep I’m a little bit I’m a little bit Scared of them There’s no such thing as ghosts Ghosts aren’t real What would I do If a ghost actually appeared I’d put it in my fridge And freeze it solid I’m a little bit I’m a little bit Scared of them There’s no such thing as ghosts Ghosts aren’t real But a kid Would befriend them They’d shake their hand And eat a snack I’m a little bit I’m a little bit Scared of them There’s no such thing as ghosts Ghosts aren’t real A ghost’s friend If I walked around with it I bet I’d surprise people Everywhere we went I’m a little bit I’m a little bit Scared of them There’s no such thing as ghosts Ghosts aren’t real I listen to you tell me That in Ghost Land There’s ghosts everywhere Let’s get in the bathtub I’m a little bit I’m a little bit Scared of them There’s no such thing as ghosts Ghosts aren’t real