This video was stuck at 50 views barely and all of a sudden it jumped to nearly 500k now in just 2 weeks. I guess something happened and the infamous KZfaq algorithm is bringing people in. I wish to add that I only found out recently, with help of a few comments, that the person in the video passed away. His name was Larry Wayne Pettus and may he rest in peace. This video is in no way disrespectful or meant to make fun of the person - in fact, it is for the opposite purpose. The jokes he so ingeniously crafted were perfect. And yes, since I'm not a native English speaker, I also wasn't aware that this was a joke since I didn't know that "bird" is slang for women. Either way, this video is supposed to be for comedic purposes and for people to laugh and I'm glad so many people like it. I do not care about the haters and "critics" complaining that it isn't a "meme", since the dialogue is a well-made joke and not a real conversation. You are free to go elsewhere and enjoy other Oblivion videos. I made this at 3AM while I was drunk for New Year and I didn't put a lot of thought into it or expected it to go grow so big. If the uploader of the original video contacts me and wishes the video to be removed, I will gladly comply. Until then, I hope you all enjoy! The original video is called "My dad sayin some funny ish" and was uploaded by the channel BigPettus kzfaq.info/get/bejne/q62XfJmi2M3Dm5c.html

NPC dialogue end: QUEST START: MIDNIGHT HARPIES

Confused redguard mistakes 3 hagravens for lovely maidens due to skooma abuse

I'm so happy that he left his mark on the world before passing. Something as simple as a joke can tell you how great a person is

I love that even that guy's wife was laughing. She's probably heard that story a thousand times, but it's the man's delivery that makes it.

I like how the same thing also happened the night before

“Last night and the night before...” So this happened to him twice?

Masterpiece. This is what everybody wishes they could do when the moment somebody said "you're on camera. say something" and you actually said something this amazing. Lord have him on his side telling him some good jokes.

This joke needs to be immortalized in some video game and made into a side quest…with this man’s actual voice. So funny!

The guy even walks like an npc

Quest added: "Three women." 😂

NEW QUEST: Investigate the three flying women.

This guy is a master of story telling. Forget about inconsistencies, it doesn't matter. His opening, his way of talking, his tone, the way he tells what happened and rising our curiosity. Damn, I wish I could be as interesting as him.

Quest started: "a night to remember"

He's laughing but real gamers know that was a clue for the hidden boss

I love the little delay until he realized how genius his comedy was 😂

"And the night before"

This sounds like a Hidden Sidequest 🤔

he's not an NPC, he's definitely a playable character.

"Them was some birds!" That was the greatest twist in recent memory lmfao I love that the guy kept his laughing in the video

Well those birds might have flown away but the joke landed

You’re laughing, there were 3 women that were walking down that way , and you’re laughing

Quest: Where they flew off to? Collect (0/3) birds and return them to the man.

Still coming back to this video when life gets tough

They were actual women not birds. They saw him coming and they got scared and chugged some Red Bulls.

I like how he immediately, without pausing to think, launched into his story with such confidence. It’s like he waiting for someone to ask. 😂

“Last night, and night before.” That sounds like an opening line to a grand adventure.

I think this might be the best delivery of a joke I have ever seen

That's actually a perfectly put together joke in all honesty.

this man talking like he’s giving a speech to a huge audience i love him

I love when people have such powerful voices like that, and then they just say random stuff.

This is gold, ain't no other dialogue in the world can beat this guys!!! Just unexpected.

Quest added: A Redguard's Love

I love how he respond without any intro and just telling you his story like how NPC usually do in the game

The best 40 seconds of my life. Nobody could tell a better story than him.

Occasionally I’ll come back to this video to help soothe my depression.

He's got an epic voice, in all fairness.

They asked him to say something, and boy he delievered, without a moment of delay...

"Quest Added: Birds of a Feather"

Thanks for smiles and rest in piece. 🙏

"Last night! And night before!" Y'all this happened twice.

This man needs to do voice acting

This guy could read a children's nursery rhyme and make it seem like an epic, dramatic tale.

Oldschool humor never dies. It only fades away. And the best is yet to come.

Lol, he's a pretty good storyteller, he had me completely interested until the end.

Everyone’s social skills after quarantine is over

Older people with weird jokes and stories like this are the best. It’s comedy from a different time, but deep down I bet big homie got some good life advice.

I came back to it after one year and this is such a masterpiece

You're laughing at him simply because he can see something that you can't.

“Last night and night before...” this man is a poet

Quest updated: Find the three hagraavens. 🛡

I'm definitely giving that NPC some quatloos tokens.

Quest added, "The Three Women" -You must find the three women before the next night.

an interaction like this happens once in a lifetime

The man's delivery is just perfect. Every cadence, every emphasis. This clip is gold.

Can we all appreciate how well he told us this unexpected story.

Храни Господь душу этого человека. Спасибо ему, за столь удачную шутку. Теперь он в наших сердцах.

to be honest the way this guy delivered his lines, the timing, the pauses, the tone, is better than 90% of the game actual actors' performance. accent apart he sounded like an actual ancient teller.

The best part is that the guy in the other truck is laughing too so you know these three do this all the time and this is only a small fraction of the wisdom he shares.

That's not a NPC, that is daedric Prince of Madness Sheograth in disguise!

“Last night, and the night before” meaning this happened twice before he figured out the 3 women flew off twice were actually birds

The "and night before" part actually sounds like medieval dialogue

You are on camera say something. **Recites the entire bible**

That must be a secret quest.

Every time I laugh 🤣

He walks and moves his arms like someone out of gta San Andreas or Vice City

Why are you three women walking that way? If you have to travel by the divines stick to the road, it's the daedra you see!

The bloke in that pickup he was out of air bless him 😂

This guy definately knows the 'High Elves!'.

Best NPC ever

Quest Started: The Road Less Traveled

The fact that it took the camera guy several seconds to react is the best part

still the best

Quest Updated: Investigate the three Hagravens down the street that way.

To me personally, “the night before” phrase sells the whole monologue

The best thing of this video is that no matter how many times I listen to the story it always seems like the first time. It's like you never know the ending of the story because it keeps you engaged to the very end. This is why fantasy and reality intertwine. Some people really act exactly like NPC's in real life.

This is a real NPC on real life.

That guy is trying to hide the fact that he's laughing too. He's shying away from the camera _but I see the laughs_

Options: A. “What’s your name?” B. Help man find the three birds.

This guy is literally drunk Arthur Morgan

Quest added: Road to Nowhere • Find the whereabouts of the three illusion mages

That pause the cameraman had to take to absorb everything he just heard made it even funnier

New Quest Added! [ There's Nothing Down There ] • Talk To The Man About The Birds • (Optional) Warn The Birds • (Optional) Find The Birds [1/3]

I just love the moment these 3 strangers shared. Everyone had a laugh and they didn’t have to know each other.

This is a video of all time

Everyone needs to understand this important message in these trying times. There aint nothing down there.

R.I.P Larry Wayne Pettus Sr. 1950-2018

Не блогодорите:LAST NIGHT AND NIGHT BEFORE THERE WAS 3 WOMEN WALKING DOWN THE STREET THAT WAY I SAW 'EM I SAID HEY YOU THREE WOMEN WHY ARE YA'LL WOLKING DOWN THE STREET THAT WAY? THERE'S NOTHING DOWN THERE AND THEY FLEW AWAY I SAID "AWW THEY WERE SOME BIRDS" на русском:ПРОШЛОЙ НОЧЬЮ И ПОЗАПРОШЛОЙ НОЧЬЮ ПО УЛИЦЕ В ТУ СТОРОНУ ШЛИ 3 ЖЕНЩИНЫ, Я УВИДЕЛ ИХ И СКАЗАЛ: ЭЙ, ВЫ, ТРИ ЖЕНЩИНЫ, ПОЧЕМУ ВЫ ИДЕТЕ ПО УЛИЦЕ В ТУ СТОРОНУ? ТАМ ВНИЗУ НИЧЕГО НЕТ, И ОНИ УЛЕТЕЛИ, Я СКАЗАЛ: "О, ЭТО БЫЛИ КАКИЕ-ТО ПТИЦЫ"

If you speak with him again, you can start his quest: "Hagravens!" if I'm not wrong.

Too much skooma..

Should've put at the top "Started: The Three Birds"

Bethesda needs to make a quest called "Last Night And The Night Before" for ES6

This videos great. Nobody's going to talk about the sweat engulfed shirt, this traveler has walked for MANY MOONS

1) In which way did the birds flew? 2) Let's trade 3) Ask...

I don't think it's hyperbole to say this is my favorite KZfaq video of all time. Every time I've watched it over the last 4 years, I've laughed just as hard. Every. Single. Time.

I thought this was a real game and was shocked to see i could roll the video back and hear him say it again

“hey you *three* women. why are you *walking down the street that way”*

He looks like he just crawled out of a car accident and the first thing that he says to the first person he sees, is a story about three women walking down the street that way. Truly a legend

He's telling us his backstory for the next game

“…and the night before” Implying he did this twice.