we're the self kok blockers

This is a perfect moment for Bart to list all the times he accidentally friend zoned girls

21:03 Ryan "sometimes when you're starving, you eat stuff you wouldn't normally choose" GOLD

I was in sophomore year chemistry and a girl quite literally ran across the room and sat on my lap aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I said “what are you doing?” This was like 7 years ago. That memory pops in and out and every time I tell myself “Jonathan, you idiot” ☠️

High school senior year: I was at this girls house watching a movie and like 30 minutes into the movie she goes “I got a new bra from Victoria secret it unstraps from the shoulder” . In my head I’m like? 🤨 totally random lol ? But ok I realized like 2 years later I’m like brooooo I think she wanted me to unstrap em 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

This has got to be one of my favorite OTR. Makes me remember all the girls I ended up friend zoning bc I didn't know they had similar feelings.

The instrument part has me WEAK 😂 “Is that imposter syndrome.” Lmao

lol a girl at the gym asked me to teach her an exercise today, and I said “sorry never heard of that exercise b4”.3 hours later I just realized her intention, I deserve to be single bruh.

sad to admit but this all men cast was the change you guys have needed since Julia left - things were dry for awhile but the energy is on fire 🥵

I like that last comment about eating something you wouldn’t usually eat because your hungry, true asf

I love telling this story, so much so I'm writing it on a 6 month old video: There was a group of us on the bus home in middle school, and this chick was a yr older than me, and about to move for high school. On the last day, we all said our goodbyes, and I started walking away, when I was about 2 houses awaay, she yells"hey! I don't have your number!" I turn around, and reply, in the coolest way I could manage, " yeah, I don't have yours either! Bye!" ... ... ... And walked home. Never saw her again.

“This girl is lameeee” is the most Joe response you’ll ever get 😂😂

I turned down a couple in the past two years. Both times they were on some scandalous type shit; already in a relationship but trying to have someone on the side. That shit's wack and I don't want any part of it.

this ep makes me sad since i miss so many opportunitys :(

Damn this channel has gone into a different direction, they are covering the most random of "news"/topics

So many of my crushes throughout elementary to middle school, once the boy found out I had a crush on them they would avoid me at all costs. It hurts lol it happened 4th-8th grade

god damn fish are expensive af she really liked you joe 😂

You guys should answer questions from the subreddit AskMen. I swear as a woman I'm always wondering what goes through your heads

The funny thing is though some girls are the same. They’re so innocent minded they don’t read the signs either. That’s happened to me multiple times and that’s when you slowly edge closer and closer to the dreaded “friend zone” lol either that or they just didn’t like me like that and just didn’t want to tell me 🤷‍♂️

I don't think girls realize how clueless we are as men when a woman actually hits on us. Anything short of "I want to date you, f*ck you or get to know you (while holding our hand and looking us dead in the eye giving us a wink while biting your lower lip seductively) and we may just think... Hmm, she might like me.

In primary school, a classmate asked me to go out with her on Saturday and I just said I can’t because I don’t know how to ride the bus alone cause my mom drops me to school everyday 🤣

21:08 Steves face is the best

Her: I like you! bart: detective Yu?!

Dude episodes have been consistently on fire!

Yo im wheezing from these stories! Hahahaha

“Tell your ol man he was cool though “😂

I can't think of any times I missed an opportunity so either I never got them or i'm just that oblivious that, even to this day, I still never realized

in high school a girl went down the elevator with me and said "i have something to tell you" and then on the 1st floor i got off and she stayed on and said "i like you" as the doors closed. and then i went home and the next day pretended like nothing happened

I just wanna say as a woman it's hard put here, cause you guys (and all guys) say be direct, and trust me I *heavy flirt*, like you know. The thing is I'm like one of the guys so I'll be there. Drinking and playing video games and all that good stuff. Then if I decide to go in on one of the boys, like I mean I've gone as far as having one of them describe a date they take me on like an interview, and then saying yes afterwards. But then they don't follow through, I asked them why they shot their shot and then didn't go for it when I gave the green light. They always think I'm joking though, like I'll sit there and tell them like no. I really said yes, and then they'll be like "Suga but I know you're joking". Like there is nothing I could say to convince them that I'm not just pulling their chain, because they think I'm out of their league, and I don't know what to do about that, lol. I can't remember a time where I've got an a boyfriend And he was sitting there like "How did I get this far?" Telling me he's surprised I'm still talking to him and that I'm out of his league, it's ridiculous. You guys need to hold your chins up a little higher, cuz some of you out here being cute as hell and sitting there dogging on yourselves for no reason

This was a great episode

There was one time in school where we had a trip to a university and the entire time she wanted to hold my hand be around me and even ended up sleeping on my shoulder and just like y’all said I was like uhhh does she like me and I didn’t make a move the entire day. Buuttttt did the next day at school and she told me she didn’t like me so I was left confused but thinking it was my fault for being shy and not making a move in the moment

Joe “burger king” LOLLL

I needed this episode lol

Sexually liberated in HS..💀💀💀 it’s too early for this bwuahaha i love it

Poor Esther lol

THE SOUND EFFECTS TOOK ME OUT HAHAHA

I imagine bart and the girl making out and he goes “so when r we gonna make out forreals?”

Noo means noo 😂😂😂

Puro chizme in today's platica lol 🤣🤣🤣

Lol I've been in a year long relationship with cold feet acting like : Does she really like me? 😂🔫

I’ve been on both ends. Wait, that didn’t come out right. I’ve had my heart broken. In Uni, I really clicked with this shy girl. She was taken but she kept texting with me and we hit it off. One day, for no reason, she ghosted me and dropped out of a class we had together. One other woman from class, I kept seeing her in line (we had to line up alphabetically, by last name, during exams). She randomly came up to me once said “it’s funny how we keep seeing each other in line.” I just kind of said “yeah, it is” and didn’t think much of it. Bro, it took me 5 years too late to realize, just maybe, she was hitting on me?! If only women were more direct lol. They gotta realize us boys, shit just flies over our heads almost all the time . Give it to us straight!

21:27 lol

That hand sign is used by crips lmao

YO STEVE IS BACK??

The add hahaha. I think that means you weren't wiping all the way

Story of my life,girls that I want don't want me and the ones that want me I don't want them(the reason?we usually don't have anything in common)

I had my friend (M) who had a friend come down from LA (F) who was really friendly she proposed we all get drunk and I could share the couch with her so i didn't have to drive home, I was like man she's friendly but I had to work the next day so I left non-drunk... A couple weeks later I thought about it and I was fuck she was hitting on me, she was pretty too, she moved to Seattle like couple weeks later. /Whoosh

20 seconds in n they throwin up crip😭

Shit this soo good I had to watch it twice 😂😂

It’s not a choice, it’s a lifestyle

Cool hat

I had a girlfriend as a freshman in HS, after taking her home and she calls me after I get on the train station telling me she wanted to fuk. My dumbass told her" nice, but I don't have enough to get another train ride". I still remember that moment and would kick my younger self off the platform because of it. Like I really could've jumped the turn slide. 😮‍💨

I stopped being funny because a lot of girl asked me out. I friendzone many in my days.

Did we just do it all to get more people to like us? Fuck, this OTR was good!

loooool

GREEN T-shirt Guy giving me a GAY VIBE.

i once turned down a second meeting with a girl because of fishy odor 🐟 🙊

not enough girls to turn down 😭

18:08

Hello

🤣🤣🤣

18:30 I want to add something, it's more like after you have her, now you are not single anymore and you can't play around, also you need to forgot your dream for example, you want to solo travel the world, focusing on your career & your dream. You can't really do that anymore if you in relationship, you lose focus! Family is all that matter after that.

Why do you guys even upload 😂

12:25 You guys get hit on?

🤣🙌🔥🔥🔥

Dude to what Bart was saying, I couldn't like this one girl anymore because of a day she just had a flake of a booger in her nose flowing with her breathing, like peek a boo type of shiz in and out of her nose.

I just ghost the girls that's like me but I don't like them.

W

This fire comment sections just shows how dumb we were as teenagers and young men.

I remember I met this girl & we were working together we went out on two dates then we went to a bar she told me she loved me told her it was too soon she then asked a month later I told her no she gets heated I don’t talk to her for a couple weeks so she can cool off then she & I were cool again hanging out she tells me she slept with my best friend to get back at me for rejecting her

If a girl is too comfortable with you (before ur in a relationship)... She probably don't like you.

I'm legally blind. Please don't use signs

Yay first!

Had a girl crushing on me. We were hanging out a few times and my stupid ass not realizing the simple fact of her agreeing to hang out those several times probably meant she liked me. One time we hung out at her apartment while eating some carryout and she kisses me on the cheek. I finished my food and I left. I avoided her for a while but we were in the same major so it was unavoidable. She had a tight bod but she had a butter face. Finally I met up with her and told her I wasn't ready to be in a relationship and that we should still be friends. She said okay. I felt like an ass breaking her heart. Then a week or so later I started hanging out with another girl who had a tight bod and a cute face who ended up being my girlfriend. Not ready to be in a relationship, eh? I guess I am an asshole.

A good video to show to a daughter who wants to get into dating..

GREEN T-shirt Guy giving me a GAY VIBE.