No u

Bro you want a scholarship?

Dunkey owns Walmart actually

Or maybe he's a time traveller

Just now realized this? He made a room behind the paper towels on the top shelf. I know this because he kept snagging items from my cart and I followed him

bitch please there in a league of there own Sony Nintendo can't even dream of such inervation

@@randomcallum fax

Unsubscribed

It's because it's a no-brainer which tier these are

Makes a phone console joke and can't even include the n-gage? Disgraceful.

Anyone who watches xqc isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed to begin with.

Please don’t hurt me like this

This hurts my soul

I can see the 5.8k dislikes hehe but a goblin never gives away his secret spells :)

Wow, no dislikes! People must completely agree with this comment

They are probably ps2 fanboys.

You insert the cheese sauce-lubricated discs in the KFConsole

LeapFrog is best console and can cook chicken 10 times faster than the KFConsole

This list is now bad. I win. Bye Bye.

He didn't include it because if it was it would push all other consoles to z tier, not allowing for any mote nuance other than "just get KFConsole"

Or that time soulja boi release his "own" console.

There aren't enough Onsoles on the market yet, he's just waiting for Nintendo to announce their Onsole to compare

@@t.7124 nah, Nintendo is always late, they will enter after the Nsole Era starts with the Nintendonsole

@@moisesmarquez7564 Personally I can't wait for the McDonsole

​@@sirjoey3137 No no no that is not an Onsole, that is a Donsole

@@ted9030 Hes thinking of the MConsole

and not being able to tell which is which

He would do great on top gear.

@Ivory_ Lagiacrus_YT seems about right

It’s called Soulja Game Console you _fucking amateur_

The lack of such an iconic system just shows how much of a joke list this is. smh

That's because he is saving all Soulja Consoles for the big coming of Chucky Cheese at exactly 4:31 pm, 21st August 2067, so he can play BungaOunga with John F. Kennedy, smh some ppl are really uneducated..

@@user-wv9kf2nb2x o shit I didn’t know about that - I never thought I would be among the _foolishly uneducated_

just like nintendo

@@tokisugar if the modern gamer continuously moans and groans about some company overcharging for a game when there are companies like nestle that are a million times worse then i wouldn't want to be in touch the modern gamer either

Tamagotchi? My guy... Do you NOT have a phone? Mr pot calling dunkettle out of touch The nerve of this guy!

@@ohioboy1878 joke or not joke

@@meniimya5148 not a joke because all of the hate for Nintendo needs to go towards companies actually destroying shit and committing war crimes

Actually there is one, it’s called a quantum computer apparently it is billions of times faster than a normal computer.

​@@Yousifzzzand it's only a thoretical idea

@@segadoeswhatnintendont nah they exist, they’re being used, search it up.

That's a god tier pun by Dunky

😂

i watched this video, read the comments, went back to that part, i cant unsee it.... fuck you and take my like

@@schrodingersneko9060 my smile went away instantly after seeing this reddit style response

I guess you can say it's one hell of a console *wheeze*

scariest console

or how he put the xbox one x instead of the series x

My favourite part is how the KFC console doesn't make an appearance

The PS3 has no game.

@@TanookiTex 2278 games would like to know your location

That happened to, like, half the consoles

You know it’s really weird. Nobody really remembers or cares about PS3.

Holy shit. haha

Kinda like real life

I also like how he said he wouldn't even put the SG 1000 on the list then immediately put it in C Tier.

because it’s too good to be ranked B)

G Tier (God) but God Tier doesn't exist.

It has no games.

@@davidlemos1136 mgs4 and the last of us were pretty good, but yeah apart from that it was a bit disappointing

@@davidlemos1136 metal gear solid four Last of us Littlebigplanet 1,2 Uncharted 1,2,3 Killzone 2,3 Infamous 1,2 Heavy rain Puppeteer Mod nation Racers Journey God of war 3 Twisted Metal 2012 Pretty much every non-exclusive 360 game Gran Turismo 5, 6 Resistance 1,2,3 Persona 5 Catherine Tokyo Jungle Demon’s souls

But I thought he hated xbox

@@Junesfall he does

"FUCK PLAYSTATION"

The list was upside down..well who the fuck put ps4 and switch on F tier

@@amirulaliff7563 "gamers dont play games" ... what> i- YES THEY DO! HE IS DUMB! NINTENDO SWITCH IS A GOOD CONSOLE!

I'll help you out, from what I can tell, these are in fact, his genuine opinions and should be taken 100% at face value.

@@Turnabot I mean he said it was official, but he also said it wasn’t official, so I agree with you.

Then theres me who cant really pic up on sarcasm. o-o hlep

He has a love-hate relationship with Nintendo. He says he hates Playstation but always give em a good review. He definitely hates xbox tho.

Flip A through F and then put X on the very bottom.

Dunkey playing jackbox with himself.

mastahpeece*

"You guys are so pissed right now" dude is a genius

Read your comment in dunkeys voice, a mastahpiece

This was an extremely blue console. A-tier.

To be fair the only xbox that legit sucked was the xbox one The other ones are pretty good ( my opinion)

Yeah man

@@faketoddhoward7280 how can you be so wrong on the internet?

@@souleymanediawara7714 ?? The first xbox is A tier The xbox 360 is S tier The xbox one is F tier The xbox series x is b tier It's just my opinion don't attack me

@@faketoddhoward7280 Xbox one I wouldn't say F tier, it had no competition against the ps4 but at least it worked well and was powerful enough. F tier is for things like Nintendo vr 😂 Xbox series x and ps5 it's just too early to put them anywhere

C for classic dummy

i coulda swore there was something between ps2 and ps4

Scenic Fights commenting on a Dunkey video, this is memorable.

@@steppenhenge ooohhh I know what you mean. I can't believe he didn't mention the Ps vita.

He did say he was a genius in the intro.

I clicked off this dumb crap as soon as this fool put NES on c-tier Edit: THEN this goober but SNES on c-tier!!! Aggghhh Edit again: oh he's trolling

iirc from dunk's coverage of XBox events, his name is actually Robert XBox.

John Xbox 117?

I can't believe that Don John "the Robert" Xbox payed Dunkey to say this, he would NEVER stoop that low, it can't be true

Fredrick Playstation is gonna hear about this

@@Jackenack nah Robert Xbox was his stage name, his real name is Don Cheadle.

You calling Dunker a liar?

@@garyparadis4708 More like a complex puzzle. A donkik's cube if you will

Yes.

Honestly doe

Just flip the list upside down

How dare you make the funniest comment

That got a genuine belly laugh out of me.

I hate how good this comment is

For a solid month the SpongeBob plug and play console was better than any other console to me

I HAVE TWO OF THOSE, BABEY

DID DUNKEY PREDICT ELDEN RING???

It would be UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU tier

S for soulja

I think it’s called kiss me through the phone lol 🙂

@@zacha6066 crank that Soulja boy idiot

Ummm. He completely forgot about KFC’s console too.

Lol ur just mad that Xbox 34 is better than playstion 5 also happy Halloween xbox

@@solidhutyr1815 he was being ironic

@regular youtube account what are you trying to spell

@@kane_leroy gay

I like to imagine this is how Peter Molyneuxs brain feeds him all his dev ideas.

that's most of dunkeys videos

@@AndrewRedW DUNKEY IS DUMB! GAMERS PLAY GAMES

@@alexswin2.778lmao no we gamers don't play videogames are you stupid or smth

God that’s a good comment

OHHH YEAHH BR- I actually have no idea how it smelled like

It's spooky month

Dude, have you heard how good the controller smell ?!!

@@andrewclark970 i used to suck the air in the charging ports

Nah, you buy it for the integrated heater. Plasma TV + Xbox 360 = fully cooked frozen pizza in 30 minutes

Me too

He always knows

When you're sleeping and when you're awake

I was blown away

You guys are so pissed right now

underrated comment. absolutely stunning creativity. d tier

It has a little something for everyone

It made me feel like Spiderman.

You need to be special kind of dumb to watch this. A tier

You could never replace that iconic phrase. Minecraft veterans were born because of that phrase. Minecraft was actually created because of that phrase. Dunkey was born to say that one iconic phrase.

YO SNAKE B EATER FROM AUSSIEGG

@@vaggelisroussos8029 Vaggelis, we meet again

N-E C

Or, and hear me out with this one, he’s using the same vocal cords.

@@EmoScreamoForever which are susceptible to change over the years?

Listen to any of his older videos, even from just a year ago, they sound slightly different.

nah around 2013-2014 his voice shifted to be deeper; watch his videos from 2011-2012 and he sounds different than he does now

Black don't crack

PS3 is above the rating discussion.

The ps3 made a number of serious problems and so Dunkey probably couldn't bear to place it on the list. Sony actually had the nerve to make a console that wasn't the xbox 360 and actually made good games. It's quite shameful really.

It's hard to rate a console with knack like that. needs its own tier but he couldn't since It just wasn't fair to put it 3 tiers above the rest.

My working theory is that he was too scared by the commercials to put it on the list

let's put it in the shadow realm

I wonder if d stands for dominant

@@greenlionantiques d stands for dk donkey kong

@@figo5862 cheers. Makes total sense now!

I like learning about obscure systems. Order doesn't even matter given the advantages anything backwards compatible with a retro price drop has (ps3, 2 or 3ds). 6:55 go home xbox you're drunk lol should have been mentioned but vid is entertaining anyway. They did allow used games eventually on the xbone, and digital xbox one s was hot garbage given series s $50 more a year later.

Man starts with saying this list isn’t official, and “official” is in the title. Quality content

And then he put it above the SNES

Ever heard, of a man named “Fabio Enchilada?”

I was in tears XD

Gnomes

Didn't even rate mobile gaming

Angel island zone act 2- sonic 3 and knuckles

The Switch is portable as hell. I can play it in my living room AND my bedroom.

@@guylabayen1677 H-haha I c-could _almost_ do t-that with my wii u :C

I legit lost 40 pounds and got into tremendous shape playing my switch on an exercise bike. Pretty easy to work out 2h a day while playing Stardew Valley. :P

@@planescaped damn that’s actually insane. Any strength training though or just all cardio?

@@QuadLamb I did do weight lifting as well, it wasn't all the bike. But I was amazed at how much a switch occupied me while exercising and the amount of time and regularity with which I could do it. Time would fly. Especially if I'd watch my youtube shows in the background as well. The double distraction brought me from struggling to do 15 minutes to 2 hours a day.

He thrown a lot of shade while proving a point

Ubisoft make excellent virtual babysitters though. >__> Need to shut a kid up with endless busywork disguised as gameplay!? Have we got the company for you!

@@planescaped ubisoft is quantity over quality. they throw out hundreds of games and 95% of them are shit, but every now and then, a Rayman Legends or Blood Dragon comes along. my theory is that people keep buying from ubisoft in case their new game is that 5%. which it hasnt been for years

This is the only dunk vid i shall ever downvote. He didnt mention pikmin :'/

Dunkey's joke rating with Ps4 saying the games on it are too gay and political is too real

When I saw Virtual Boy get 0.3 seconds of mention I knew he was serious.

Hell yeah

@@paburo9481 Or the shadow realm with all the Nostalgic Critic videos

Nah he put tha Casio Pv 1000 in the A tier, that’s the mark of a shit tier video.

What are you doing here MediExcalibur?

Maw the D teir for dunkey

Most obnoxious people I run into on Reddit are Xenoblade fans lol

@@HiGlowie I have made the mistake of pointing out the flaws of Persona 5 and outright saying I don't like it one too many times to not know what you are saying lol

@@shlokwaghela9560I’m all for people loving different games, but Xenoblade fanboys usually are super reactionary and emotional

He put all the revolutionary consoles in one tier and all the consoles that fed off that succes in different tiers. This list is very accurate to people who enjoy games and sarcasm for fanboys in denial.

@SSj Crono misread him on PS1, N64, GC, Pc?! And Dreamcast. You have to be brain dead to not get why he put these consoles and linux in one tier. You can do 2 things. Rewatch his videos or just check history on how hard PS1 hit. Ps2 hit harder but ps1 was revolutionary for that time. Same goes for all consoles in that tier. Nintendo is still banking on gamecube and n64 succes. Xbox was literally a dreamcast clone(DC ran on windows) so in a way. All succesful consoles in satire tiers, were all living off of the succes of these 4 amazing consoles. Do the math or just read a boring wikipedia page. Or go back in time. Cause having either of these consoles, made you the king of school.

@@corruptedfiles2352 I read this in dunkeys voice

As soon as he said Xbox was a teir is when I knew he was sarcastic because he has made like 2 who’s vids about how bad it is

@@corruptedfiles2352 well your mad

full red circle of death

The only people that would be pissed are the people that would take dunkey 100% seriously. And even those people wouldn't be pissed because they actually like Xbox and fortnite.

@@glendarjj3991 hello, welcome to Dunkey's comment section where you're making the same mistake you're mentioning in your reply. Prepare your shoes, for they will be eaten.

@@darthmalagus in which case, don't listen to me. I am nitpicking and biased. You win bye bye

@@glendarjj3991 ITS TOO LATE GLENDAR! I'VE ALREADY EATEN THEM!

The only people who are pissed are those who miss when Dunkey used to put effort into his videos. This isn't even funny anymore.

@@AxxLAfriku No, you're nitpicking and biased. I win, bye-bye.

idk dat1guy ruin it leik always but umh ye really he never get cold hes always spitfire factual with his clip

*"Patrolling the Dunkcave Almost Makes You Wish For a Nuclear Winter"*

Let me know if my sniping youtube channel is trash or not 💞🧢🧢have an amazing day 🚨🚀

Cold during winter??? Dunked is wrapped in so many layers of irony that he could catch heat stroke in the Arctic

Hes eeeeaaaasssy wrong for me but onecs again we have our own apinions

Right? Why the hell is Super Nintendo even here? Super Nintendo isn't a console! Super Nintendo is a comic book character! This tier list just got downgraded to "S" tier.

I'm more upset he just skips the Virtual Boy, still the greatest VR console

If you're taking Dunkey seriously during these opinion-y videos like this then you're clearly the wrong target audience

@@No_Sleepee dunkey is a hardcore gamer boi, thus his word is gospel.

@hen ko youtube just keeps recommending me the same dunkey videos on the home page every single day, and I keep clicking them and watching them. I've been doing this for over two years. I think I have autism. Also after I started watching Jreg videos youtube started recommending me videos about diagnosing schizophrenia.

mainly the reggie and fortnite one

I’m convinced he uploads the video, then makes the script

dunkey is a memer. He's up to to date with all the memes and prob never misses one. Probably thanks to discord and reddit.. So when he creates a script he know the exact clip or image he wants to use

I think he just sees the pictures, no scrip just hard facts

Or or he had them all

If there was something above X tier it would be there

F for Fried Chicken

If there was something above the thing above S-tier, it'd DEFINITELY be there.

Unoriginal comment

@@splice9741 Definitely upper-SSS to God Tier.

Was thinking same thing through the video you don’t know because hood voice remains the same

I don't know why people get confused with dunkey's sarcasm It's so simple Dunkey is 100% sarcastic all the time But is also 100% serious all the time He has 30% nonsense humour 27.35% genuine commentary And -73% friendly banter Although, there are exceptions and his humour changes in each video See? Simple

Very big

@@glendarjj3991 That's so many percentage. Simple enough I guess

@@joelyt1682 but you also have to consider that dunkey wasnt born yet and doesn't really exist

Underrated comment

Iiitttts phhhoooone time!

You can only call Nintendo for help in the Atari

I wish someone would make a fan made Gex game where they take all of the quotes from Dunkeys comment sections. Lmfao

kek

Isn't that the guy who owned Sonic 2 with a line?

That's the man who has the WR on Bowser's big bean burrito!, so those are facts

@@luigigaming4686 and sonic jam?

the wii is the best because it has wii sports

@@J17vw you’re not Nintendo Brazil, you’re Microsoft Australia!

Its easily S tier

Nah it's massively overrated

Ikr d tier is too high

Even knowing it was a joke, not gonna lie- I had a knee-jerk annoyance

Not as pissed as when PS3 didn't get a ranking