I was listening to this while bench pressing. I dropped the 500 lb barbell on my neck breaking 13 bones. My spotter pulled up the weight, then shook my hand and thanked me for being a great American. My spotter was George Washington.

"Hogan said he was chosen over Denzel Washington for the lead in the film X, based on Malcom X., but Hogan turned it down because he was making ice cream when he got the call."

The frustrating thing about Hogan is that he really doesn't need to be this much of a compulsive liar. He's led an interesting enough life that all his true stories would be way more fascinating than all the stuff he makes up. But I guess being the face of an entire industry and a pop culture icon just isn't enough for him in his own mind, so he has to tell all these fake stories to somehow fuel his ego and make himself seem more important. It's more sad than funny at this point.

The idea of Lars constantly turning Hogan's bass tracks down and Hulk saying "that's not gonna work for me, brother" every single time is worth the lie.

Somebody needs to turn this into a cartoon or a TV series.

I will NEVER get tired of listening to this gem here on KZfaq....which, by the way, Hulk Hogan invented.

Nothing is better than Hulk Hogan joining Metallica, just imagine him on stage with James hetfield and the boys 😂😂😂😂🤘

Hogan never sleeps with a blanket because he refuses to let it go over him.

Ultimate Warrior said it best... Hogan's whole life is a work.

Hogan really did wrestle 400 days in a year. The power of Hulkamania is able to warp time and space itself, brother!

“I’ve got a bad feeling about tomorrow brothers”

Truth: Hey Hulk, can you put me over?

My personal all time favorite Hulk Hogan lie was claiming Elvis Presley was a hulkamanic

Hulk Hogan said that Martin Luther King stole his "I Have A Dream Brother" speech.

Is there a Brian Last belly-laugh omnibus? I could listen to him giggle all day long. It's like having a good live crowd at an event. He makes the humor that much funnier.

Steven Seagul and Hogan should do a movie together!!!!

I don't even know how many times I've listened to this over the past two years but I always come back 😂

The sequence around

Them laughing their asses off makes this 1 MILLION times better 😂

I’ll never forget the time Hulk Hogan wrestled with Bob Backlund on the moon with John Lenon as the special guest referee