This is even funnier if you think it's a foot race and she just failed to cheat

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Dick dasterly moment

Typical archetype. This comment aint all that funny

i just think of portal 2 core saying SPAAAACCCEEEE

Do NOT let this mofo cook

Never let her fix it

I fixed it :D

@@Serial_designation_V_3483 NO!!!!

if you let her cook she will poison it with no second thought at all

Nah man it was never that personal

I hope so

Maybe her shattered self immage and the way she interacts with everyone arround her, well if she isnt dead...

a puppy

Yea better go fix it

Hmmm You Have Made A Very Intresting Point. I Agree.

I'd prefer disassembly drone V with the maid V haircut for some reason, I don't know why, but Maid V's haircut is just better looking in my opinion.

She wants to fix uzis existence prob 💀🤚

uzi’s dead mom uzis daddy issues uzi

because uzi broke somehow 😊

I believe she wants to fix a puppy.

Oh, but will I? You see, there is a lore behind my character. It's kinda like a cosplay, but you are the character, not posing as it. So basically, (if you don't wanna cringe or read a long story, just leave), you have both workers and murder drones, humans, and other miscellaneous stuff. BUT (this goes against the current lore of MD, but if episode 7 comes out and this happens, it will be in line) there is a thing that before the workers were sent, aliens were in the planet. We came, said "hey can we borrow some of your resources?" and the aliens went hostile. So, in order to get rid of the aliens, a squadron of 5 new robots called "Battle Drones," more commonly known as "Hypersoldiers," were sent to the planet. Now, to explain what they are, it's basically humans who were hurt so bad in combat that they were turned almost completely into a cyborg. They had twice the amount of armor, weapons, and overall danger to their targets than the murder drones do. So basically, they are invincible. Until one day, (my) one of the Battle Drones decided to drop a nuke. The problem was that the other 4 were on the ground at the time of the blast and got heavily damaged to the point of shutting down. I got knocked out of the sky. But, when I landed, it wasn't so soft. The nuke would explain the skeletons and the nuclear winter. But the fact that I was now down on the ground with heavy damage as well means that mission control couldn't contact me. So, instead, I was disabled for a while. However, when Doll sent the elevator downwards, I happened to be underneath it. So my sensors kicked in, and so did the battery, and right as V shoots it, I hold the elevator up, use tractor beams to push it, and then Telenor behind V to destroy the sentinels. The thing is, because I am not controlled by AI, I can not be bootlooped. BUT there is a flash of blue light, and the sentinels turn to dust. That is one of my attacks. Specifically, a flash of lightning so hot it turned blue. And that's how they fryed instantly. (I SPENT SO LONG ON THIS HAHA)

When I say"we" I mean me and V, dont attack me pls😀🙏

What’s the need for such as long comment I was really hesitant to read cuz of how long my brain hurt

@@theburningreaper Well, i do have ADHD so i guess my brain just loves writing essays on random topics lol

@@theburningreaper tl:dr her return will probably hurt the story as a whole, but i don't see why she wouldn't return

Oh, but will it? You see, I kind of went off on including myself in the series, and there is a lore behind my character. It's kinda like a cosplay, but you are the character, not posing as it. So basically, (if you don't wanna cringe or read a long story, just leave), you have both workers and murder drones, humans, and other miscellaneous stuff. BUT (this goes against the current lore of MD, but if episode 7 comes out and this happens, it will be in line) there is a thing that before the workers were sent, aliens were in the planet. We came, said "hey can we borrow some of your resources?" and the aliens went hostile. So, in order to get rid of the aliens, a squadron of 5 new robots called "Battle Drones," more commonly known as "Hypersoldiers," were sent to the planet. Now, to explain what they are, it's basically humans who were hurt so bad in combat that they were turned almost completely into a cyborg. They had twice the amount of armor, weapons, and overall danger to their targets than the murder drones do. So basically, they are invincible. Until one day, (my) one of the Battle Drones decided to drop a nuke. The problem was that the other 4 were on the ground at the time of the blast and got heavily damaged to the point of shutting down. I got knocked out of the sky. But, when I landed, it wasn't so soft. The nuke would explain the skeletons and the nuclear winter. But the fact that I was now down on the ground with heavy damage as well means that mission control couldn't contact me. So, instead, I was disabled for a while. However, when Doll sent the elevator downwards, I happened to be underneath it. So my sensors kicked in, and so did the battery, and right as V shoots it, I hold the elevator up, use tractor beams to push it, and then Telenor behind V to destroy the sentinels. The thing is, because I am not controlled by AI, I can not be bootlooped. BUT there is a flash of blue light, and the sentinels turn to dust. That is one of my attacks. Specifically, a flash of lightning so hot it turned blue. And that's how they fryed instantly. (I SPENT SO LONG ON THIS HAHA)