The Thenaidiers make the Dursleys from Harry Potter look like appropriate guardians.

While Voldemort was recovering, Bellatrix had to lie low for a while

The only comedic relief in this emotional rollercoaster of a movie

Helena has made food from random animals in a weirdly high number of musicals.

Lol Sacha Baron Cohen was the only one who even attempted a French accent in this film

Let's just all agree on two things 1. Helena is AMAZING 2.Most of the characters she plays are either wicked, funny, or both.

'Liver of a cat' Cuts of cats tail

How the hell does eponie grow into such a wonderful, honest, brave girl, I would never know

Imagine watching this movie and having your parents walk in durring "OOH SANTA" and that's what I experienced today

"God knows how i've lost it living with this bastard in the house" favorite part

“Everybody bless he landlord” “EVERYBODY BLESS HIS SPOUSE!!!”

I love how he keeps switching from a british to a french accent

Only Sacha Baron Cohen could play a character like this in a movie version of a musical. The best comical relief I've ever seen in a dramatic movie like this.

He pissed in the alcohol and then he gets passed the same bottle at the end, drinks it and spits it out XD oh my god that's great!!

I will never forget my band director’s instructions when I played this song in high school: Be as obnoxious as possible. 😂

"This song is stuck in my head, it's taking over my life"

Helena Carter is an actual gift to the acting world

Their daughter be like,”Idk wth is happening but people are dancing and I’m rich!”

3:02 *OOH SANTA*

The men Helena suduces are proper hot

"I just keep singing it over and over. It just comes out. I have no control over it. I'm singing it on elevators, buses. I sing it infront of clients. It's taking over my life." - George Castanza

Everyone hating on this, I really do hope you know they sang EVERYTHING in the movie live and had one take for it (They didn’t record it in a studio and put the sound over, they just sang it all live))

Just so you know that baby they give away is Gavorche... also eponine's last word would have been 'grow' but she died and gavorche's last word would have been 'up' but he died too. 'Grow up' Neither got to Grow Up😭

*it's Borat's and Bellatrix's hotel!*

Can we all please agree that Helena Bonham Carter is a legend worthy of exaltation.

And little Eponine is like "gosh my dad is cool"

Sacha Baron Cohen is so great for this role

I really like the way she says "Don't make me laugh"... It has a very Bellatrix vibe to it.

Me: Wishing Helena was sitting on my lap no matter the reason

So I’m normally against blatant comic relief characters on principal, but these two just work so well. They do an amazing job with the physical comedy, they’re totally in sync with the entire operation, and they fit the time period and circumstances so well. It’s almost like their existence just works to show more of the effects of the awful society they’re a part of. Plus it’s Cohen and Carter.

Seeing Helena working the meat grinder really gave me some good old Fleet Street memories

3:05 Even if he's a total ass to her later, seeing him act kinder to her when she was younger is kinda sweet

Must of been one of the most fun songs to do in the film

I love how he changes his accent once the wealthy customers come in.

OOH SANTA

I actually like this version more than the musical, since they sounds like they're actually drunk in this one. For the kind of sound this piece should have, the musical version sounds too clean, in my opinion. That said, both version are amazing, and probably the preference of any of them by anyone would be based more on personal preferences, rather than an actual better performance of one of the two cast.

Helena slays every role she portrays just a proof that she is a great actress! ❤️

"Master Of The House" (performed by Sacha Baron Cohen, Helena Bonham Carter and Cast) My band of soaks, my den of dissolute's My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts My sons of whores spend their lives in my inn, Homing pigeons homing in They fly through my doors, And they crawl out on all fours Welcome, Monsieur, sit yourself down And meet the best innkeeper in town As for the rest, all of 'em crooks: Rooking their guests and crooking the books Seldom do you see Honest men like me A gent of good intent Who's content to be Master of the house, doling out the charm Ready with a handshake and an open palm Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir Customers appreciate a bon-viveur Glad to do a friend a favor Doesn't cost me to be nice But nothing gets you nothing Everything has got a little price! Master of the house, keeper of the zoo Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two Watering the wine, making up the weight Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight Everybody loves a landlord Everybody's bosom friend I do whatever pleases Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end! Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye Never wants a passerby to pass him by Servant to the poor, butler to the great Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate! Everybody's boon companion Everybody's chaperone But lock up your valises Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone! Food beyond compare. Food beyond belief Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat Filling up the sausages with this and that Residents are more than welcome Bridal suite is occupied Reasonable charges Plus some little extras on the side! (Oh Santa!) Charge 'em for the lice, extra for the mice Two percent for looking in the mirror twice Here a little slice, there a little cut Three percent for sleeping with the window shut When it comes to fixing prices There are a lot of tricks I knows How it all increases, all them bits and pieces Jesus! It's amazing how it grows! (Oh, sorry love Let's get something done about that) I used to dream that I would meet a prince But God Almighty, have you seen what's happened since? Master of the house? Isn't worth my spit! Comforter, philosopher' and lifelong shit! Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house! Master of the house! Master and a half! Comforter, philosopher Don't make me laugh! Servant to the poor, butler to the great Hypocrite and toady and inebriate! Everybody bless the landlord! Everybody bless his spouse! Everybody raise a glass Raise it up the master's arse Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House!

Am I the only one thinking Helena is HOT AS HELL???

"Oh santa" 😂 I saw this for world history, I was cracking up at that part😂🤣

MY FAVOURITE SONG IN THIS FUCKING FUCKITTY AMAZING MOVIE.

What they put in the food sounds like public school lunches...

Cast) My band of soaks, my den of dissolute's My dirty jokes, my always pissed as newts My sons of whores spend their lives in my inn, Homing pigeons homing in They fly through my doors, And they crawl out on all fours Welcome, Monsieur, sit yourself down And meet the best innkeeper in town As for the rest, all of 'em crooks: Rooking their guests and crooking the books Seldom do you see Honest men like me A gent of good intent Who's content to be Master of the house, doling out the charm Ready with a handshake and an open palm Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir Customers appreciate a bon-viveur Glad to do a friend a favor Doesn't cost me to be nice But nothing gets you nothing Everything has got a little price! Master of the house, keeper of the zoo Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two Watering the wine, making up the weight Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight Everybody loves a landlord Everybody's bosom friend I do whatever pleases Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end! Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye Never wants a passerby to pass him by Servant to the poor, butler to the great Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate! Everybody's boon companion Everybody's chaperone But lock up your valises Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone! Food beyond compare. Food beyond belief Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat Filling up the sausages with this and that Residents are more than welcome Bridal suite is occupied Reasonable charges Plus some little extras on the side! (Oh Santa!) Charge 'em for the lice, extra for the mice Two percent for looking in the mirror twice Here a little slice, there a little cut Three percent for sleeping with the window shut When it comes to fixing prices There are a lot of tricks I knows How it all increases, all them bits and pieces Jesus! It's amazing how it grows! (Oh, sorry love Let's get something done about that) I used to dream that I would meet a prince But God Almighty, have you seen what's happened since? Master of the house? Isn't worth my spit! Comforter, philosopher' and lifelong shit! Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house! Master of the house! Master and a half! Comforter, philosopher Don't make me laugh! Servant to the poor, butler to the great Hypocrite and toady and inebriate! Everybody bless the landlord! Everybody bless his spouse! Everybody raise a glass Raise it up the master's arse Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House!

it reminded me so much to sweeny todd when they made this meat

I went to see it last week. I can’t get it out of my head. I just keep singing it over and over. It just comes out. I have no control over it. I’m singing it on elevators, buses. I sing it in front of clients. It’s taking over my life.

Thenadier: Seldom do you see, honest men like me... Also thenadier: steals the guys hat while saying that.

This man is making so many health code violations! I'd yelp the hell outta him.

My favourite song in the film. Love Helena's verse. Only performance of Sacha's that I've seen him do in his natural accent. (British) Now I'll forever see him as a singing scoundrel or a royal (self titled) lemur

So this is what George wouldn't stop freakin singing.

I love these two in this...played the parts well...their chemistry is great as well x

The man Helena is flirting with.... that's the man who shot garvroche. He killed her son,

Love those last twenty seconds!! 4:35 the instrumental part at the end fits perfectly in how funny, miserable and dirty is the place where they are

Welcome, Monsieur, sit yourself down And meet the best innkeeper in town As for the rest, all of 'em crooks: Rooking their guests and cooking the books Seldom do you see Honest men like me A gent of good intent Who's content to be Master of the house, doling out the charm Ready with a handshake and an open palm Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir Customers appreciate a bon-viveur Glad to do a friend a favor Doesn't cost me to be nice But nothing gets you nothing Everything has got a little price! Master of the house, keeper of the zoo Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two Watering the wine, making up the weight Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight Everybody loves a landlord Everybody's bosom friend I do whatever pleases Jesus! Won't I bleed 'em in the end! Master of the house, quick to catch yer eye Never wants a passerby to pass him by Servant to the poor, butler to the great Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate! Everybody's boon companion Everybody's chaperone But lock up your valises Jesus! Won't I skin you to the bone! Food beyond compare. Food beyond belief Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat Filling up the sausages with this and that Residents are more than welcome Bridal suite is occupied Reasonable charges Plus some little extras on the side! (Oh Santa!) Charge 'em for the lice, extra for the mice Two percent for looking in the mirror twice Here a little slice, there a little cut Three percent for sleeping with the window shut When it comes to fixing prices There are a lot of tricks I knows How it all increases, all them bits and pieces Jesus! It's amazing how it grows! (Oh, sorry love Let's get something done about that) I used to dream that I would meet a prince But God Almighty, have you seen what's happened since? Master of the house? Isn't worth my spit! Comforter, philosopher' and lifelong shit! Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house! Master of the house! Master and a half! Comforter, philosopher Don't make me laugh! Servant to the poor, butler to the great Hypocrite and toady and inebriate! Everybody bless the landlord! Everybody bless his spouse! Everybody raise a glass Raise it up the master's arse Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House!

👏Lol Sasha and Helena are excellent here. Everyone thought the director was crazy for filming this live with an accompanied orchestra just like a real Broadway show but this scene of comedic relief in a very intense story is such a testament to the authenticity, bravery and altogether genius of this version.

I was never really into the Thernadiers when I'd seen stage versions but Helena and Sacha just kill it. This is my favourite scene now.

I’ve been a landlord for ten years. This is my jam!

I like how Sacha gives him more of an accent over the production’s Thénardiers

This song is addicting. The innkeeper and his wife are so greedy and evil it’s comical, and everyone else singing along is so drunk that they’re happy to go along with it.

Even if you don't like Les Misérables", you are obliged to love the song ^^

We watched this in class when we read les miserables, and all my language arts teacher had to say after this scene was "ooh Santa."

🖤🖤Helena Bonham Carter & Sacha Baron Cohen Mrs. Lovett & Adolfo Pirelli in "Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street", Madame Thénardier & Monsieur Thenardier in "Les Miserables", & Iracebeth the Red Queen & Time in "Alice Through the Looking Glass"

They are WAY to attractive to be playing these characters

Who's here just for OOH SANTA?!😂

This is the best song/scene in the whole movie adaptation. For multiple reasons. Perfect casting!

“Food beyond compare, food beyond belief” *cuts off cat tail and throughs it in the pot”

"thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there" ..ummmm y'all seen him in Sweeney Todd?

I love this so much, these two are brilliant together, Helena is really good with Johnny depp too

Helena Bonham Carter is just AMAZING!!❤️

i played Gavroche in a production that i did when i was younger and wow! it was educational! that's for sure!

Just realized the genius of having him literally catch the guy’s eye at 2:21 right when they say “quick to catch your eye”

I like how Monsieur Thenardier is the only one in the whole movie with a French accent.

You know, Schumann went mad from that. He went crazy from one note. He couldn't get it out of his head. I think it was an A. He kept repeating it over and over again. He had to be institutionalized.

I love Eponine in this it’s the only time you see the three of them as a happy family

This is like one of my favourite songs from this musical and I used to listen to it as a kid not realising what they were singing lmao

The dark humor in this scene never fail to make me giggle in sadness

Sacha Baron Cohen and Helena Bonham Carter are amazing in their movies but what they did in Les Miserables was perfection

and my name is BORAT and I am the master of the house.

Everyone is in agreement that this movie is a disaster, but there’s something in the almost deformed adaptation that makes it an absolute delight to witness. Especially this sequence, which is just wonderful.. I could watch it a hundred times through.

I sang this in a school talent show when I was 15 and the teacher told me to leave out all the rude words, but then he played this version of the song with the lyrics, so it didn’t matter anyway.

No one: Not a single soul: Random girl:OoH SAnTa!

This song is such a earwormer that George Constanza has it stuck in his head for a week. Yes, I arrived here from the jacket episode of Seinfeld.

Awe I love how sweet he is to his kid

imagine showing this film to 10th graders then 3:00 hits yes i am one of those 10th graders we all lost it core memory right there the only thing we quoted after we saw that

Love this song. My favourite from Les Miserables. Helena Bonham Carter's parts are hilarious. 😂😍

He really does sound like he’s trying to sing with a hangover

Well done Sacha!!! Master of disguise!! Brilliant!

Really enjoyed this movie, I never watched a movie based off a play. All the actors did a excellent job, singing, dancing, and playing their parts. Had to rewatch it with the subtitles on, and understood it better

There will never be a better version than this

Bellatrix and the others deatheaters after Voldemorts death. (If they actually lived I mean) 😂

So catchy

I love the little "No no no. Not tonight."

Guess Santa’s went on the naughty list that year 😏

Sacha Baron Cohen is a legend!

Best song of the movie

HELENA IS A GOD, I LOVE HER!

I wasn’t a huge fan of the movie but this scene was so good and these two did an amazing job!

This movie is Gold. Personally one of my favorites. 🍻

There was a lot in this movie (a lot) that ranged from questionable to just plain bad, but there are two things about this movie I know to be true. 1. Samantha Barks is a queen who stood head and shoulders above everyone else in this movie (I know she’s not in this clip but it just needs to be stated). 2. Sacha and Helena flaming nailed it!

Even with my eyes closed I recognised Sacha Baron Cohen. Love this scene. There is no other role than Monsieur Thénardier that is made for him. It adds a distinctive quality to the character, doesn't it?

I fell in love with this musical when I was 13, and waited decades for this iteration to be made when I was 29