ok hear me out...

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MEXASAZES

3 ай бұрын

I believe I can

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@mexasazes3329 3 ай бұрын

10k views in 24 hours!?!?!? Edit: I’m sorry I must of blinked 30k views!?!?!?!? Edit AGAIN: 50k VIEWS!?!?!?!? Where are you guys coming from FINAL EDIT: 100K!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? The Return of The Edits: 500,000!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I love you guys!!! In all seriousness though, thank you guys so much this is actually insane much love to everybody❤

@KRATOS_GOW1055 3 ай бұрын

88323

@bonez9507 3 ай бұрын

Did you blink again 100k coming soon

@lulusobel8643 3 ай бұрын

Wait is this about the girl or Paracelsus?

@mrd35pa1r6 3 ай бұрын

blink once more and you're almost at 150

@godof7881 3 ай бұрын

LISTEN HERE YOU RETARD

@mikelonduckguey 3 ай бұрын

Why would I want to fix her? There's nothing to fix. The only problem here is that I'm not a 6 foot tall sentient key.

@ronaldedge3317 3 ай бұрын

Mic drop.😎😎😎😎😎

@fortidogi8620 3 ай бұрын

well. get on that

@skillissuegodfist228 3 ай бұрын

They can fix here, but i ca fu-

@timelordthemaster 3 ай бұрын

@@skillissuegodfist228 aaand that's the right option 🌝🫰

@Artemi22 3 ай бұрын

I thought he was taller

@MaskofFayt 3 ай бұрын

She certainly keeps her husband under lock and key.

@thehighwind511 3 ай бұрын

that joke is lame and i love it

@lancesmith8298 3 ай бұрын

@@thehighwind511…you think the two of them practice lock and ball torture

@bittyb0t 3 ай бұрын

lore-wise she is literally exactly why his form is a key

@Myopinionisntvalidbut 3 ай бұрын

@@lancesmith8298 LMAO

@canaldopessimista9022 3 ай бұрын

BAAAAA DUUMMMMM TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

@skillissuegodfist228 3 ай бұрын

Paracelsus smile is diamond

@Blaze_Raven 3 ай бұрын

Paracelsus: I'm in danger.

@sam_in_the_corner642 3 ай бұрын

Paracelsus with a grill!?

@drmntpibb 3 ай бұрын

is unbreakable, one might say

@strwbrry_kiko 3 ай бұрын

@@drmntpibbJOJO REFERENCE??

@necro-claud6370 3 ай бұрын

No it's teeth

@vampireguy24 3 ай бұрын

Me with that information: 🔑

@russiandog6889 3 ай бұрын

That information is key to make her love you

@mexasazes3329 3 ай бұрын

😂

@judicatorhurayth1927 3 ай бұрын

I just read "me with that *key* information"

@axeboys1004 3 ай бұрын

Time to lock the doors and hop on incognito mode…

@andrusreed3745 3 ай бұрын

✏️

@fortidogi8620 3 ай бұрын

>attractive woman HEAR ME OUT

@crazyfanboy16 3 ай бұрын

Nah this time it makes sense. She’s clearly clinically insane and at best the exact opposite of an ideal romantic partner. Im into it doh.

@SleepyPj 3 ай бұрын

That's just half of it. Attractive with a side of mental illness

@thefutureisbread 3 ай бұрын

>sexy woman you have zero chance of ever getting with if she was real OKAY HEAR ME OUT..

@garlicc1594 3 ай бұрын

the key however,

@brkp-mt9jc 3 ай бұрын

@@garlicc1594 come on dawg.

@Nerium_Aquifolium 3 ай бұрын

She's so me, man. I can't believe I have a crush on a giant key

@mexasazes3329 3 ай бұрын

😂

@paracelsus_aba 3 ай бұрын

I think everyone I know has a crush on Paracelsus. It's only fair you have one too.

@cobaltlune5937 3 ай бұрын

AAHHHGGHHH I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE I RELATE TO HER SM

@Myopinionisntvalidbut 3 ай бұрын

Same 😤

@Fluzzyshark-tp4lw 3 ай бұрын

Finally! Someone said it!

@mastertjt56 3 ай бұрын

Her animations are cute and goofy, perfect for a crazy lady

@joshuah1968 3 ай бұрын

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, the rats made me crazy.

@mexasazes3329 3 ай бұрын

You can tell arcsys had fun bringing her back and I love it!

@Jerrowashere 3 ай бұрын

@@joshuah1968 crazy? I was crazy once

@macarci1006 3 ай бұрын

@@Jerrowashere They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy

@Myopinionisntvalidbut 3 ай бұрын

@@macarci1006 Crazy? I was crazy once…

@puddingsharks 3 ай бұрын

i want HIM. i want THE KEY.

@cobaltlune5937 3 ай бұрын

SAME (ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ

@Myopinionisntvalidbut 3 ай бұрын

I couldn’t do anything today because I was thinking of him 😩

@Tefezilla 3 ай бұрын

Here you drop this *REST IN PEACE*

@BZ3RKK 3 ай бұрын

1:16

@miaoumiaou3100 3 ай бұрын

Sooooo fucking real I NEED HIM

@yiggy9644 3 ай бұрын

Never wanted to be a six foot sentient key more in my life

@yiggy9644 3 ай бұрын

@mikelonduckguey

@goffy.girly12 2 ай бұрын

OMG SO TRUE😭

@mranchovy6003 3 ай бұрын

I want to be her, cause Paracelsus is cool

@mr.wizbiz.2917 3 ай бұрын

DAS WHAT IM SAYING

@lexcreature7488 3 ай бұрын

Nah fam i wanna fuck that damn key

@xoLoveTruelySucksxo 3 ай бұрын

Legit question, is Paracelsus a word play on Paris Hilton?

@necro-claud6370 3 ай бұрын

@@xoLoveTruelySucksxono, it's wordplay on name Paracelsus

@jollyimposter 3 ай бұрын

Hm, yes, the Paracelsus is made of Paracelsus

@FunkyExistence 3 ай бұрын

I have a crush on a 6ft sentient demon key. Not the weirdest, honestly.

@Myopinionisntvalidbut 3 ай бұрын

At least you didn’t have a crush on Gerbo from Bugbo 😭🤚

@FunkyExistence 3 ай бұрын

@@Myopinionisntvalidbut Gerbo is nothing compared to the horrors I simp for

@FuckingDew 25 күн бұрын

@@FunkyExistence Same. I simp for a green stick

@durratulaishah3703 2 күн бұрын

@@FunkyExistence please list out all of things you simp for 🙏

@durratulaishah3703 2 күн бұрын

@@FuckingDew lemme guess, green guy from roblox happy friends right?

@firespirit383 3 ай бұрын

Honestly i wouldn't purely because they're both such a genuinely cute couple. Like 0:58 is absolutely adorable

@darlinqq_ 3 ай бұрын

Fr ite even cute when paraculsus actually wants to make the relationship healthier, dude goes blue and its adorable

@sukura__blooms8189 3 ай бұрын

THEY WAY HE SHUDDERS AND BLUSHES AT THE LAST CLIP. Damn… I could take both

@mexasazes3329 3 ай бұрын

Right!!!

@whynato-7142 3 ай бұрын

...in a fight,right?

@TygerHillis 3 ай бұрын

@@whynato-7142No, in a threesome.

@gr43-m 3 ай бұрын

in a fight, RIGHT?

@tttttttttttttttp12 2 ай бұрын

IN A FIGHT RIGHT

@aguynamelex3146 3 ай бұрын

nono i agree with you 100% the cake, the smile, and their design i too would do Paracelsus

@calliecature 3 ай бұрын

I could hear Aba gasp 😂

@THE_Number_ONE_1_HATER 3 ай бұрын

😂

@MikeHunt-zy3cn 3 ай бұрын

Amazing taste.

@goffy.girly12 2 ай бұрын

100% I HAVE to cosplay as Paracelsus fr

@dombelly3343 3 ай бұрын

That key man, I wish I was her

@Myopinionisntvalidbut 3 ай бұрын

Me too 🥺

@Fluffycakez5 3 ай бұрын

Omg you’re right… No wonder why she simps for a Key Paracelsus is a BADDIE 🥵🥵🥵

@nonelol4098 3 ай бұрын

So real😌🔥

@Myopinionisntvalidbut 3 ай бұрын

Paracelsus can pick my lock 🥵

@buttered_bread_the_cat 3 ай бұрын

@@Myopinionisntvalidbut😰

@Voc_spooksauce 3 ай бұрын

What do you mean hear me out? She's attractive as hell, nothing wrong about it

@user-zs9ux1ru8u 3 ай бұрын

Crazy--never fuck with it

@randomperson5289 3 ай бұрын

Shes in love with a key and very toxic

@faveless 3 ай бұрын

it's for the key

@boney4947 3 ай бұрын

Glad to see Darwinism still works in human society despite our position as apex predators

@Novictus 3 ай бұрын

Nah. She creepy

@christineclement8771 3 ай бұрын

LMFAOO PARACELCUS' SMILE LOOKS LIKE THOSE FACE FILTERS😭

@mexasazes3329 3 ай бұрын

😂

@SaltedFlake 3 ай бұрын

I have never heard of nor played this game a day in my life but that sentient key got me feeling a certain way

@mexasazes3329 3 ай бұрын

Game: Guilty Gear Strive Character: A.B.A

@samtheballoon1522 3 ай бұрын

You people have to stop trying to say “hear me out” to conventionally attractive women. You gotta start saying it to fucked up shit. You know DAMN WELL he was not saying it about Paracelsus.

@1986Hikaru 3 ай бұрын

He talking about the key.

@lancesmith8298 3 ай бұрын

General rule of thumb: “hear me out” is reserved for monsterfuckers and people who are desperately down bad for a completely unknown background character so obscure that rule 34 implodes on itself

@DubiousDubs 3 ай бұрын

Attractive is more than looks. This woman is a deeply deranged lunatic who is sexually attracted to a key. Id say that counts as weird, regardless of her appearance.

@randomperson5289 3 ай бұрын

You dont know he was talking about aba paracelcus is pretty handsome just look at his face and tell me hes not adorable

@thebigm8052 3 ай бұрын

Like when I said it to elephant Mario 😊

@julia_peach4938 3 ай бұрын

Hear me out on Paracelsus

@No-yu9jj 3 ай бұрын

Ok hear me out Paracelsus can get it

@darlinqq_ 3 ай бұрын

i can take them both (not in a fight)

@MikeHunt-zy3cn 3 ай бұрын

@@darlinqq_ Best take by far.

@tatiblack6087 2 ай бұрын

I want to weld a giant key like him tbh

@notthebayang408 3 ай бұрын

The way Paracelsus shuddered >

@thewoomyconnoisseur 3 ай бұрын

Never in my life have I ever wanted to be a large cartoon Key then right now

@mexasazes3329 3 ай бұрын

You and me both brother you and me both

@Dont_do_drugz_kidz 3 ай бұрын

Same. If I can’t have what I want I will become it.

@THE_Number_ONE_1_HATER 3 ай бұрын

If he’s a Key then I’m a lock 🤤 and I need my safety pins pressed

@greydog2661 3 ай бұрын

That's wild💀

@Myopinionisntvalidbut 3 ай бұрын

THATS WHAT IM SAYING 😩

@_sushiisdead 3 ай бұрын

ngga what

@PhatRaaat 2 ай бұрын

☠️☠️☠️☠️

@MeltedW4T_3R Ай бұрын

that is the most wildest comment that i just saw in a damn while

@jellyslimes4917 3 ай бұрын

am i the only one simping over Paracelsus instead of A.B.A 😭

@Dont_do_drugz_kidz 3 ай бұрын

No. Let’s die by aba together.

@JellyOnAPancakeAyyyy Ай бұрын

Nah, same

@thefandomchild777 3 ай бұрын

nah man, a Hear Me Out would be about the key

@Tainira94 3 ай бұрын

ngl, that key kinda fine.

@Myopinionisntvalidbut 3 ай бұрын

I wanna bring him to my room~

@SweetTeaConnoisseur 3 ай бұрын

She is perfect.

@mexasazes3329 3 ай бұрын

100% agree!!!

@garlicbreadstick404 3 ай бұрын

He*

@cocochan_3 3 ай бұрын

@@garlicbreadstick404 bro wtf are you smoking

@garlicbreadstick404 3 ай бұрын

@@cocochan_3 Paracelsus is life

@cocochan_3 3 ай бұрын

@@garlicbreadstick404 This ain't about him smh

@cactoose2 3 ай бұрын

my brother in christ she is in love with the key.

@chromerotica 3 ай бұрын

im also in love with the key. give me both of em

@TheBananamonger 3 ай бұрын

I wanna be the key to her lock

@BM-13_KATYUSHA 3 ай бұрын

And so am I 😍🔑

@UniEvolute 2 ай бұрын

aren't we all

@BloomBlanche 3 ай бұрын

Ok but the key... Hear me out on the key

@nahir5684 3 ай бұрын

I love Paracelsus' voice

@objectiveice573 3 ай бұрын

if I was fighting her I would be like "maam, we are in a fight please stop grinding the sentient and possibly demonic key"

@MRUHEMU 3 ай бұрын

That's her husband lmao

@objectiveice573 3 ай бұрын

@@MRUHEMU im aware but its a fight rn

@MikeHunt-zy3cn 3 ай бұрын

Not possibly. Is demonic.

@MikeHunt-zy3cn 3 ай бұрын

@@MRUHEMUYes, but we're in public. Have some common decency.

@lifeforceken 3 ай бұрын

This lady and sora should never under any circumstance meet.

@mexasazes3329 3 ай бұрын

😂

@smugs7011 3 ай бұрын

"Mankind knew that they cannot change society, so instead of reflecting on themselves, they blamed the beast..." -Narrator

@xavierpeterson7139 3 ай бұрын

Insert horned up beast. “Yep this is the problem with mankind we raised ho’s that wanna ride keys now,not the government taking our money and f’ing us any time they can it’s these ho’s man.”

@MrLeast7000 3 ай бұрын

“Heaven or hell”

@UwUImShio 3 ай бұрын

So true

@MikeHunt-zy3cn 3 ай бұрын

"Let's rock."

@RonTheArtist15 3 ай бұрын

I want Paracelsus so bad

@THE_Number_ONE_1_HATER 3 ай бұрын

0:39 nah he’s too fine I can’t resist😩

@TenshiYerlin 3 ай бұрын

I want that key as a weapon to be honest. Who doesnt want a key that huge which can transform into some other forms at will?

@button9584 3 ай бұрын

Hear me out on that key

@bluesoda6379 3 ай бұрын

You're absolute right. Would Paracelsus 😍

@THE_Number_ONE_1_HATER 3 ай бұрын

0:35 that’s her movement she just hauls him towards you💀 I don’t play guilty gear, but bro, they got some interesting movement for a fighting game

@crustaceanking3293 3 ай бұрын

fun fact: Both of them ended up working through their toxic relationship and agreed to be better people together (For context, Para manipulated ABA at a vulnerable point cus he literally feeds on blood, and used her to provide him with sustenance).

@MacabreBoomerang 3 ай бұрын

"A.B.A. is keysexual" Me turning into a key:

@mexasazes3329 3 ай бұрын

😂

@gambious 3 ай бұрын

“I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me.”

@mimikvoid9425 3 ай бұрын

Same

@Yinoh99373 3 ай бұрын

I’m getting soul eater vibes here.

@mexasazes3329 3 ай бұрын

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one thinking that lol

@martyrmaid 3 ай бұрын

Not going to lie wasn't expecting that noise to come out of the key.

@THE_Number_ONE_1_HATER 3 ай бұрын

0:19 her legs are convulsing and changing shape😭

@epixeph2686 3 ай бұрын

Even better 😏

@TygerHillis 3 ай бұрын

The yams

@Morty143 3 ай бұрын

0:57 i like how the sync with each other

@user-hh2el9ws4s 3 ай бұрын

Some mfs out here would want a woman like aba. Meanwhile im out here wanting that key. I don't care why or how it speaks. THATS ALOT OF GOLD AND THAT SELLS FOR ALOT!

@mooseboose656 3 ай бұрын

Apparently he’s already taken

@SeaYaL8er 3 ай бұрын

Don't let a.b.a hear you say that.😅

@user-hh2el9ws4s 3 ай бұрын

If y'all think that's gonna stop me. It won't I would go into there yank that key. And sell it and dip.

@DissedRedEngie 3 ай бұрын

Steal Paracelcus and sell him to A.B.A. It's a perfect loop

@SeaYaL8er 3 ай бұрын

@@DissedRedEngie I think she'd rather kill you then take the key back

@Red_Stinger208 3 ай бұрын

“I CAN FIX HER” DAWG A KEY ALREADY DID

@Myopinionisntvalidbut 3 ай бұрын

Paracelsus can pick my lock~

@mexasazes3329 3 ай бұрын

Oh my😳

@bread4787 3 ай бұрын

OH.. I THOUGHT UHM.. I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THE KEY 💀

@расистский 3 ай бұрын

I have the same thing with my axe it speaks to me ive had it for 10 years and its helped me cope with my schizophrenia

@расистский 3 ай бұрын

I couldn't live without it I always feel like someone is trying to take it from me that's why I live alone in the woods it's always so quiet

@ph4NT0m_phonk 3 ай бұрын

Paracelsus my new favorite character ong

@Sntpepona 3 ай бұрын

Paracelsus? IM HEARING YOU

@gunviolence.6789 3 ай бұрын

The voice actor is going so fucking hard.

@calliecature 3 ай бұрын

The VA must be having fun. Imagine being told, "Now, I want you to sound like you're crazy down bad for a key." I'd be having fun too.

@pizzarolls9979 3 ай бұрын

That shit makes me hard

@cocochan_3 3 ай бұрын

Me too

@sugoi694 3 ай бұрын

I was too

@BreadbreadCharles 3 ай бұрын

That's what she said.

@abober955 3 ай бұрын

i want to be him

@r3nzzy_ 3 ай бұрын

i want the key dude ngl

@KATinBLACK 3 ай бұрын

She doesn’t need to be fixed

@electro_Sidr 2 ай бұрын

He's voice (Paraselcuc) >>>>>>>>>>❤❤❤

@just_someone6058 3 ай бұрын

I love A.B.A so much bro-

@mexasazes3329 3 ай бұрын

Right! She is so adorable!!!

@just_someone6058 3 ай бұрын

Mhm!

@Ghostly_scarf 3 ай бұрын

I want to get into this game, so I had my friend explain the gist with each character, and when he got to this one, he said “the key is her husband don’t question it”

@mexasazes3329 3 ай бұрын

LOL he’s not wrong😂

@CrocvsGator 3 ай бұрын

Are we talking ABA or Paracelsus?

@mr.wizbiz.2917 3 ай бұрын

both

@bruhxbruh9272 3 ай бұрын

Yes

@MikeHunt-zy3cn 3 ай бұрын

Yes.

@justanotherwolf9222 3 ай бұрын

The only one who can fix her is Paracelsus

@reptopia2848 3 ай бұрын

I can’t believe I have to be a crazy lady to get with that key :(

@DraidtheSpacePirate 3 ай бұрын

I want them both not even gonna lie 😭

@Creepo_J 3 ай бұрын

I transform into keyblade

@jy840 3 ай бұрын

Okay the key lookin cute tho ☺️

@oop8784 3 ай бұрын

They’re actually pretty cute

@mexasazes3329 3 ай бұрын

That’s what I’m saying

@Cat-silly 3 ай бұрын

One of the most loving relationships I’ve ever seen

@silvanatteveld6637 3 ай бұрын

He’s perfect

@fischio-gc-hides5994 3 ай бұрын

SHE'S RIDING A LIVING DEMON KEY💀

@vicenteveragarasapiain 3 ай бұрын

Smash....both, next question

@PhatRaaat 2 ай бұрын

THANK YOU

@thedivided_one 3 ай бұрын

shes getting it.. DOMAIN EXPANSIONS INFINITE BACKSHOTS MALEVOLENT FRONTSHOTS

@mexasazes3329 3 ай бұрын

Oh my 😳

@thedivided_one 3 ай бұрын

@@mexasazes3329 only a few select of backshotters/frontshotters know this technique... horny technique:THICKEST WHITE

@Ufffdeezuu446u 3 ай бұрын

The key too ngl

@thedivided_one 3 ай бұрын

@@Ufffdeezuu446u true true Good peg victim

@itsmethecoolguy 3 ай бұрын

"ok guys hear me out..." and there's nothing to hear out and it's just a pretty lady

@Arc-ug7dc 3 ай бұрын

Idk who this character is but I’m obsessed

@mexasazes3329 3 ай бұрын

Her name is A.B.A a character from the guilty gear franchise, who recently is the new character to play in Guilty Gear Strive

@sugoi694 3 ай бұрын

You and me both, ever since I discovered A.B.A yesterday I just kept finding more content from guilty gear. I am literally so obsessed with a game I've never played.

@Kuhory. 3 ай бұрын

Some people want to be that Key, and others want to be that Girl 😈

@mexasazes3329 3 ай бұрын

Oh my😳

@Fiction_Supreme 3 ай бұрын

god i wish that were me.

@kiibothebestboi7764 3 ай бұрын

Yeah, Paracelsus is cool

@dumbdead8835 3 ай бұрын

Can’t believe this giant key is better with women than I am

@mexasazes3329 3 ай бұрын

You and me both my guy…

@user-ep7ye3im9w 3 ай бұрын

Im starting to think people aren't joking about being attracted to Paracelsus

@Badex_1313 3 ай бұрын

Idk man, people can even simp on a rock

@user-ep7ye3im9w 3 ай бұрын

@@Badex_1313 Yeah but he's flat on one side and sharp on the other, than you're just stuck with a weird key and I doubt A.D.A will tell you her method

@miaoumiaou3100 3 ай бұрын

I am not joking one bit hes like a bunny 🐰 with those ears hes so cute dude I would kiss him

@user-ep7ye3im9w 3 ай бұрын

@@miaoumiaou3100 He's a key. Blud that is a object.

@MikeHunt-zy3cn 3 ай бұрын

@@user-ep7ye3im9wso?

@VirgilSonofSparda 3 ай бұрын

Who the hell would want her? Me asf: 🔑

@yourweirdplant 3 ай бұрын

She can fix me. She can fix me. She can fix me. She can fix me.

@thehappiestchaos 3 ай бұрын

So im the only one who understands her, I mean- Para is very cute

@panzertank938 3 ай бұрын

You cannot fix her For she already has someone who has the "Key" to her heart

@carlbrown1000 3 ай бұрын

That key needs to blink twice if he needs help.

@izurukamukura9095 3 ай бұрын

1:14 how that one homie acts when 20 dollars is brought into the equation

@thebombbeast6465 3 ай бұрын

Hear me out fellas

@THE_Number_ONE_1_HATER 3 ай бұрын

1:14 the “hear me out” bro memes start here

@kingjulian6522 2 ай бұрын

0:27 You put up a good fight! :D

@shitpostcat3304 3 ай бұрын

Ladies and gentleman, you can NOT fix her.

@Myopinionisntvalidbut 3 ай бұрын

I ACCIDENTALLY SENT THIS TO MY YOUNGER COUSIN HELP

@mexasazes3329 3 ай бұрын

LMAO

@Dont_do_drugz_kidz 3 ай бұрын

What did they say?

@Okina_Mattara 3 ай бұрын

Fix her? I wan't he to do whatever she wants with me as long as she keeps me with her

@LibraryOfRuina_Angelica 3 ай бұрын

Whats so wholesome is, in the lore. Para has the power to mind control, he could make everyone around him to fight to the death even. But para is described more kind and gentle around aba.