Okay but who’s going to tell Karen that she’s being transferred to accounts receivables

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Useless Farm

Useless Farm

2 ай бұрын

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@galacticunicorn6319
@galacticunicorn6319 2 ай бұрын
It’s the mullet! It’s taken over and made him choose violence.
@debbiecovey6116
@debbiecovey6116 2 ай бұрын
Lmao
@kimberlystowe6017
@kimberlystowe6017 2 ай бұрын
😂
@tmtb80
@tmtb80 2 ай бұрын
When my kids were young i only let them have punk rock crazy mohawks in the summer. If they had them during the school year, they were absolutely possessed with punk rock deviance!!!
@susiepoadster4642
@susiepoadster4642 2 ай бұрын
Neber trust a mullett 🤣🤪
@Tristana.Keauna
@Tristana.Keauna 2 ай бұрын
This is what happens when you rub the wrong two braincells together. His signals were clearly crossed.
@MysticPisces
@MysticPisces 2 ай бұрын
Sexual harassment will getcha fired! 😂
@pamelasusanne22
@pamelasusanne22 2 ай бұрын
Low blow Michael. Very low
@brandiee.9158
@brandiee.9158 2 ай бұрын
😂
@JB-tj1gz
@JB-tj1gz 2 ай бұрын
He can’t be sorry. He has no knowledge of the incident. 😂
@PatriciaHain-uw8vx
@PatriciaHain-uw8vx 2 ай бұрын
You call "Michael" & he looks around like "Yah where's Michael?" 😂😂😂
@jayATUK
@jayATUK 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@ulrikezachmann7596
@ulrikezachmann7596 2 ай бұрын
Michael needs an official warning along with remedial classes on how to keep his hooves to himself. How painful. You now have to explain to the doctor what happened. He won’t believe you.
@Sweetlyfe
@Sweetlyfe Ай бұрын
😂😂😂 “he won’t believe you “ had me laughing my head off. Thank you, but poor Amanda.
@Bluestarrydreams
@Bluestarrydreams 2 ай бұрын
The man knows he deserves an office with 4-walls not these damn cubicles! Give the man what he wants... for the day. He'll forget about it by tomorrow. 🤷🏻‍♀️
@stadtbekanntertunichtgut
@stadtbekanntertunichtgut 2 ай бұрын
Michael acts like he owns the world now that he looks like an 80's pop rock star! 💇‍♀🤵‍♀
@brandiee.9158
@brandiee.9158 2 ай бұрын
Yes!😂😂
@royscott3432
@royscott3432 Ай бұрын
POP ROCKS!
@EDog-ti7jb
@EDog-ti7jb 2 ай бұрын
Yep we all felt that right through the screen. My knees instinctively clamped.
@theresahunter1911
@theresahunter1911 Ай бұрын
😮 yessss 😫
@WishyWashyMaybe
@WishyWashyMaybe 2 ай бұрын
I think you should start wearing a goalies uniform...
@judith3218
@judith3218 2 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing, some sort of full-on protective gear because that is some tough love the animals are giving Amanda. 😲
@maplelatte3366
@maplelatte3366 2 ай бұрын
You stole my comment! 🤣
@earthlingjohn
@earthlingjohn 2 ай бұрын
I tried posting the same comment but it got deleted
@timmillan6701
@timmillan6701 2 ай бұрын
At least a cup
@Christina-ge3xr
@Christina-ge3xr 2 ай бұрын
Karen is recruiting her own little ninja squad! Luckily Michael won’t remember this by morning 😊
@PecanBaby...
@PecanBaby... 2 ай бұрын
At this point if it was me I would be trying to walk around wearing full body armour to protect all my important bits. 😂😂😂
@rosem6604
@rosem6604 2 ай бұрын
Ouch! I hope nothing falls off! But come on, he has one brain cell, barely knows who Michael is, so expecting him to be sorry.. idk... All of my parts hurt for yours! 😵
@kelli_kellz
@kelli_kellz 2 ай бұрын
I'd say that was intentional, but the poor guy knows not what he does.
@AllTheHappySquirrels
@AllTheHappySquirrels 2 ай бұрын
I felt that all the way out here in Puget Sound! 😱😱😱
@gamergal5233
@gamergal5233 2 ай бұрын
Me too! Hi neighbor!👋
@AllTheHappySquirrels
@AllTheHappySquirrels 2 ай бұрын
@@gamergal5233 howdy! 👋
@HelenCamile63
@HelenCamile63 2 ай бұрын
Howdy from Thurston county!
@theresahunter1911
@theresahunter1911 Ай бұрын
Same, all the way here in New Mexico 😩
@kmarch6630
@kmarch6630 2 ай бұрын
When I see Michael I think of that old saying - his porch light is on but nobody's home.
@LucitaBrown
@LucitaBrown 2 ай бұрын
That sound he makes is adorable and pathetic at the same time. He’s precious.
@glennllewellyn7369
@glennllewellyn7369 2 ай бұрын
With all the charisma of a damp rag.
@CynthiaSchoenbauer
@CynthiaSchoenbauer 2 ай бұрын
I am so sorry for what Michael did to you! Thank you for all you have to endure to get these videos out. Love you!
@heatherprus5364
@heatherprus5364 2 ай бұрын
You beast! Michael you can't play the "stupid card" on this one. Man up!
@BeingNancy
@BeingNancy 2 ай бұрын
Apparently, he's the strong silent type. His love language is domination.
@kenyattaharmon1385
@kenyattaharmon1385 2 ай бұрын
He’s not sorry. He’s gonna do it again 😂😂😂
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 2 ай бұрын
😅
@veranet99
@veranet99 Ай бұрын
Michael is in a perpetual "I don't know what's happening" state.
@kellyadams8235
@kellyadams8235 2 ай бұрын
I don't think I have ever seen Michael be violent towards you Amanda! He needs a nap 😅! I hope you're ok!
@mythicalcreaturesfantasy
@mythicalcreaturesfantasy 2 ай бұрын
He's adorable but oh my gosh are you okay after that ? that must've hurt a ton
@joan.nao1246
@joan.nao1246 2 ай бұрын
The Mullet made him spicy 😈🤙🏼🎸🙊
@suzieqmac2.0
@suzieqmac2.0 2 ай бұрын
Woah, one of my sheep ran right into mine last summer. The only one that had horns. I am grateful we decided to saw them down to flat surface vs pointy. Knocked me down and it took me a few to be able to stand again. And then even longer to walk. I think maybe you should spring the move to another department for Karen, when she's to report there. I don't think she will take it well. Perhaps this was her plan all along. To have Michael, who you'd never expect a move like that, take you down so she can finish you off while your already distracted and in pain?
@bethchristy1061
@bethchristy1061 2 ай бұрын
You better be careful. Karen might hunt you down for exposing her plans like this 😮
@suzieqmac2.0
@suzieqmac2.0 2 ай бұрын
@@bethchristy1061 probably not I'm all the way down here in Texas. But then again Karen does seem to have super emu strength. Ok your right. Now she knows where I live!
@TheRadioknight
@TheRadioknight 2 ай бұрын
​@@suzieqmac2.0 Just a heads up a very angry Emu just stole a Truck with the Nav going to Texas
@suzieqmac2.0
@suzieqmac2.0 2 ай бұрын
@TheRadioknight Thanks for the heads up! I better close all the gates. Wait, I know emus don't fly but do they jump?
@akelagold
@akelagold 2 ай бұрын
​@@suzieqmac2.0 After watching Stanley's, Janet and Glenn's (with two n's) dance routines I recommend you install deer fencing.
@MacMike71
@MacMike71 2 ай бұрын
Michael still struggles on how to woo a woman...
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 2 ай бұрын
They've had no role models....all boys there, except for Lucy
@sharfraze9646
@sharfraze9646 2 ай бұрын
Does anyone else hear Tubular Bells when they see Karen and her "glowing" eyes? If her head spins watch out🥴🤪
@otcmetal1591
@otcmetal1591 2 ай бұрын
Michael looked like he was thinking "They're heeeere..."...
@RebeLeigh
@RebeLeigh 2 ай бұрын
Well tis the season for the language of love. He's just one of those boys that's always confusing aggressiveness over cuddles
@speez71
@speez71 2 ай бұрын
He's too good looking to be convicted.
@pamelacrawford4105
@pamelacrawford4105 2 ай бұрын
Michael reminds me of Bon Jovi 😊😊😊
@eddiehayes1523
@eddiehayes1523 2 ай бұрын
That's exactly why he's shorn that way this year lol
@CatherinePearl100
@CatherinePearl100 2 ай бұрын
That’s pretty funny, because Amanda made a video about that not too long ago. Last week, I think.
@pamelacrawford4105
@pamelacrawford4105 2 ай бұрын
I forgot about that video lol
@lotusmojo
@lotusmojo 2 ай бұрын
What you were thinking??? Karen should in charge of a navy seal team
@ecbst6
@ecbst6 2 ай бұрын
LOL and again, sometimes amateur proctologists have bad aim 😂
@VOREVOX429
@VOREVOX429 2 ай бұрын
I suspect you will find a bottle of Crown Royal Northern Rye Harvest in his pen later on. It's a extremely unique whiskey. It has a bite but just enough and then goes down smooth, no burn and a quick finish. It happens.....
@mrdaym
@mrdaym 2 ай бұрын
Oh we absolutely need to get Gary from HR involved in this.
@Funmum4
@Funmum4 2 ай бұрын
I refuse to believe Michael’s aggression.. who provoked the angel ?
@georgiabelle5176
@georgiabelle5176 29 күн бұрын
Micheal looks like a member of an eighties glam rock band😂
@marthacoomber3188
@marthacoomber3188 2 ай бұрын
He even managed to misinterpret what boxing is!❤
@life_withl
@life_withl 2 ай бұрын
I wonder if getting a female llama would perhaps deter this?! Amanda is one touch cookie!
@zeroregrets5901
@zeroregrets5901 2 ай бұрын
"the lady parts" LOL he is in love with you.
@redhotmoon1656
@redhotmoon1656 2 ай бұрын
Probably still better than him spitting in your mouth (which is what I thought happened at first). 🤢 Hope things heal... as they should.
@KimMcIntyre-ou1ew
@KimMcIntyre-ou1ew 2 ай бұрын
Amanda 🌸🍃🪷What a Meanie ❗️Karen probably possessed him 🤔😳🤪🌴🌈☀️🌊🌺✌️💚😎
@MrBurr1960
@MrBurr1960 2 ай бұрын
Lmao😂😂😂😂❤
@tweevers2
@tweevers2 2 ай бұрын
Beware of them thar cooter kickz...when a hoof to coot causes fire way way down in the nether regions.Might have to get him some stylish fancy dancer padded hoof walkawear so those kicks won't be so lethal.
@iblong9505
@iblong9505 2 ай бұрын
Hooray for 500k!
@angelabeatty6538
@angelabeatty6538 2 ай бұрын
He doesn’t even remember what you are talking about😂
@SetsunaFSeiei-qy6kg
@SetsunaFSeiei-qy6kg 2 ай бұрын
And you took that really well *AS A MALE I'D PROBABLY DIE.*
@theresahunter1911
@theresahunter1911 Ай бұрын
Yeah, that hurt 😩
@gcorriveau6864
@gcorriveau6864 2 ай бұрын
Owwww! You are so patient with this gang of luvable goofs!
@HeatherBehanEgan1974
@HeatherBehanEgan1974 2 ай бұрын
I'd imagine it's pretty hard to stay mad at him when he makes those adorable little noises
@cdk1016
@cdk1016 2 ай бұрын
I have to remember to predose a lot of benadryl before watching anything on this channel. I forget to do that today and I feel like I'm about to break out in hives! 😂
@samanthareimerart4627
@samanthareimerart4627 2 ай бұрын
Whoah take it easy Prison Mike! Kicking people in the lady parts…cant tell him nothin’ with that bad boy mullet.
@CelebrinL
@CelebrinL 2 ай бұрын
Clearly you need to get Michael an "Amateur Gynecologist" baseball cap to go with that mullet. It'll fit better than a giant buckle on a Texan's belt.
@kpeezyforsheezy
@kpeezyforsheezy 2 ай бұрын
The fame is going to his head. It happens to all of em.
@shawnerz98
@shawnerz98 2 ай бұрын
"Michael! What do you have to say for yourself?"
@shawnerz98
@shawnerz98 2 ай бұрын
Probably a rhetorical question since Michael barely talks.
@peterpiper_203
@peterpiper_203 Ай бұрын
Michael looks like 80’s David Lee Roth
@oatmeal5671
@oatmeal5671 2 ай бұрын
Amanda this is a coup😮... Karen is an opp for Trudeau. 😂 Lol
@ohfknowned239
@ohfknowned239 2 ай бұрын
Full Moon
@matthewbooth9265
@matthewbooth9265 2 ай бұрын
I believe this is what we would call an abusive relationship:)
@tonilauge5786
@tonilauge5786 2 ай бұрын
Karen hired Michael to give Amanda Some special Love Treatment😜🔝❤️
@morghana3775
@morghana3775 2 ай бұрын
Michael not sorry, you know, he is planning on doing it again..
@TheAncksunamen
@TheAncksunamen 2 ай бұрын
I literally live for these videos. Sorry about your lady bits! 😢😂❤
@DavidLS1
@DavidLS1 Ай бұрын
Michael...it's what's for dinner.
@RaeAnne232
@RaeAnne232 2 ай бұрын
Oh No😮!! I am shocked with Michael. I know he was easily influenced by Karen and he did look sorry.
@AwakenedWookie
@AwakenedWookie 2 ай бұрын
Michael looks like an 80s Steve Perry.
@glennllewellyn7369
@glennllewellyn7369 2 ай бұрын
Full moon here in down under Oz. Michael is a bit backwards, so yeah, it figures…he’s gone full lunatic.
@katalac
@katalac 2 ай бұрын
Michael's frisky 😂
@teresacatlett4974
@teresacatlett4974 2 ай бұрын
Ever since his Bon Jovi hair cut all he knows is …it’s my life 🎼🎵🎶
@chrispudd1815
@chrispudd1815 2 ай бұрын
The sheep were concerned tho 😂
@sandybruce9092
@sandybruce9092 Ай бұрын
But Michael is so darn cute - I hope he’s been forgiven for falling into a Karen trap!
@luv2luv720
@luv2luv720 2 ай бұрын
I'm glad you already have kids! 😅
@earthlingjohn
@earthlingjohn 2 ай бұрын
Doug will be happy to kiss the bruises to make them better 😅
@brandiee.9158
@brandiee.9158 2 ай бұрын
He’s so adorable though. It would be hard to be mad at him.
@robinholmes6599
@robinholmes6599 2 ай бұрын
Not nice, Michael. What awful kind of short circuit was that? Then he puts that cute fuzzy face in the camera and all is forgiven.
@TK-un1pu
@TK-un1pu Ай бұрын
Michael: Say something else! ❤😂
@fjb4932
@fjb4932 Ай бұрын
Communication is important / both ways. They're communicating / you're not. You're hurt... ☆
@patokeefe5306
@patokeefe5306 2 ай бұрын
Ohh ouch ..I hope your ok
@Adiscretefirm
@Adiscretefirm Ай бұрын
Karen is being misused, clearly an aptitude for asset protection and facility security
@genievemcdonald9744
@genievemcdonald9744 2 ай бұрын
Im sooo sorry but I laughed really hard at this video. Hope you are feeling better. I mean Michael, I hope your feelings werent hurt too badly. Poor Michael.
@NegativeROG
@NegativeROG Ай бұрын
The titles are almost as funny as the content. This channel needs to reach 100,000,000 subs.
@PaulGoodchild_PHD
@PaulGoodchild_PHD 2 ай бұрын
You are one tough Mother!
@MacMike71
@MacMike71 2 ай бұрын
Michael thought you were in heat...
@spingirl4855
@spingirl4855 2 ай бұрын
Yikes that really must have hurt 😮
@oriraykai3610
@oriraykai3610 Ай бұрын
Remind me not to socialize with llamas when the time comes. 🧐
@bnln1939
@bnln1939 Ай бұрын
Darn office politics.
@firewaterbydesign
@firewaterbydesign 2 ай бұрын
*Michael looked a bit aggressive there. It could possibly be that you are putting off an estrogen hormone. 😮 Animals can smell things that we can't. If you are ovulating, this could possibly be why he is acting like that!! Just a thought........*
@heideleskun1163
@heideleskun1163 2 ай бұрын
OH NO I hope you're ok. You may want to get that checked out. I'm not even kidding. It's as bad and can be worse than a man getting injured.
@user-tx9lv7tf7n
@user-tx9lv7tf7n Ай бұрын
They make A great roast .
@blueowlwill8754
@blueowlwill8754 2 ай бұрын
Should have given him the treats!
@OdintheBully
@OdintheBully Ай бұрын
Worst HR ever
@ruthiepeterson5770
@ruthiepeterson5770 Ай бұрын
He's hanging out with Karen to much. Bad company corrupts good character. He is easily led with his one brain cell 😢
@DavidHopson-uv4bd
@DavidHopson-uv4bd 2 ай бұрын
I feel bad for you and pray that you'll be alright. 🎉
@lisagray1418
@lisagray1418 2 ай бұрын
Michael looks cute as ever, but I think he’s been around Karen too much.
@HelenCamile63
@HelenCamile63 2 ай бұрын
Oh Michael! Are you going to report him to HR?
@jimini1976
@jimini1976 2 ай бұрын
Michael doesn't like his hairstyle.
@karengoodman6103
@karengoodman6103 2 ай бұрын
Actually, he looks pretty proud of himself.
@susanmartin870
@susanmartin870 2 ай бұрын
David Spade is in T. R. O. U. B. L. E.
@MichaelLeeOne
@MichaelLeeOne 2 ай бұрын
And I thought Michael was a good boy. I am disappointed in him.
@mrsjohnson1743
@mrsjohnson1743 2 ай бұрын
It's Michael's new haircut. He needs to be taken down a notch and get it cut off.
@rippy4freedom
@rippy4freedom 2 ай бұрын
Damn the UFarm is dangerous
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