Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate Threatens McCain's Base

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The Onion

The Onion

16 жыл бұрын

Experts predict that Joad Cressbeckler could tip the election to Obama by attracting people who want to vote for the most crotchety candidate possible.

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@BobGymlan
@BobGymlan 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he’s already an adult in the Spanish American War, meaning he’s at least 120 years old.
@stephiis8882
@stephiis8882 2 жыл бұрын
He looks like someone even Bigfoot would be afraid to mess with.
@todd1737
@todd1737 Жыл бұрын
It's the spite. The spite keeps him a live.
@biohazardsoldierPMK
@biohazardsoldierPMK Жыл бұрын
Joad Cressbeckler probably looked like that when he was 11 years old
@goodolnonamee
@goodolnonamee Жыл бұрын
@@todd1737 Joad will live until he gives Congrass what they deserve!
@Giganfan2k1
@Giganfan2k1 Жыл бұрын
Hey glad to see you here Bob
@catsforbrains
@catsforbrains 8 жыл бұрын
"McCain is old, but is he old enough?"
@brennencox516
@brennencox516 5 жыл бұрын
lol, apparently not now
@abundantYOUniverse
@abundantYOUniverse 5 жыл бұрын
@@brennencox516 He's gonna rally.
@jg14gerhard_bar
@jg14gerhard_bar 5 жыл бұрын
@@abundantYOUniverse the dead...
@thecreepnextdoor7560
@thecreepnextdoor7560 4 жыл бұрын
@Agent J trump supporter?
@thecreepnextdoor7560
@thecreepnextdoor7560 4 жыл бұрын
@Agent J I was just making a joke because trump didn't like McCain but if you wanna tell me your political opinions I'm ok with that.
@kalebnbrown
@kalebnbrown 3 жыл бұрын
"You can't put a bucket over a pig's head, it'll just make 'im skittish!" Truer words have never been spoken.
@mercster
@mercster 6 жыл бұрын
"I like him, he's mad all the time."
@bobswarcrimes8432
@bobswarcrimes8432 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@mercster
@mercster 3 жыл бұрын
@@bobswarcrimes8432 Shuttup idiot.
@mercster
@mercster 3 жыл бұрын
@@bobswarcrimes8432 "He also promised to cut Washington red-tape by replacing Congress by a horse that stomps once for yes, twice for no."
@bobswarcrimes8432
@bobswarcrimes8432 3 жыл бұрын
mercster Bruh
@mercster
@mercster 3 жыл бұрын
@@bobswarcrimes8432 IF JOHN MCCLAIN WANTS TO TAKE ME ON IN A WOOD SPLITTIN' CONTEST, I GUARANTEE I CAN SPLIT A CORD O' WOOD FASTER THAN HE CAN!
@bullanguero82
@bullanguero82 2 жыл бұрын
"Murder victim killed before achieving dream of fighting off a murderer". So sad.
@Nippleless_Cage
@Nippleless_Cage Жыл бұрын
So close, yet so far.
@pcross84
@pcross84 9 жыл бұрын
"I'm voting for a man I can imagine drowning a bag of cats"... about to piss myself laughing!
@misschauchatcultistbernie2740
@misschauchatcultistbernie2740 4 жыл бұрын
Trump supporters predicted.
@misschauchatcultistbernie2740
@misschauchatcultistbernie2740 4 жыл бұрын
@cristi dules Ehh??? I'm not a guy-
@misschauchatcultistbernie2740
@misschauchatcultistbernie2740 4 жыл бұрын
@cristi dules Nor am I a moron.
@tigerroselili5765
@tigerroselili5765 4 жыл бұрын
pcross84 They got one
@joelalexander5338
@joelalexander5338 3 жыл бұрын
@@misschauchatcultistbernie2740 Bernie Sanders? Really?
@leminjapan
@leminjapan Жыл бұрын
RIP to this legendary actor. He deserved his own show outside of Onion sketches!
@420villain
@420villain Жыл бұрын
He would have been great on Veep
@catsforbrains
@catsforbrains 8 жыл бұрын
You can't put a bucket over a pig's head, it'll just make him skittish!
@cockoffgewgle4993
@cockoffgewgle4993 5 жыл бұрын
Thought he said "skinny"
@therat7886
@therat7886 4 жыл бұрын
Good for you
@wetbadger2174
@wetbadger2174 3 жыл бұрын
*Skiddish
@bubson2981
@bubson2981 3 жыл бұрын
@@wetbadger2174 no
@LRGDuran
@LRGDuran 3 жыл бұрын
Best advice I ever got
@bthy384
@bthy384 5 жыл бұрын
Spanish-American war lol
@averagefanenjoyer8696
@averagefanenjoyer8696 5 жыл бұрын
1899 XD
@davidjatt3251
@davidjatt3251 5 жыл бұрын
BUZZARD'S GULCH.
@PresidentialWinner
@PresidentialWinner 4 жыл бұрын
I just read a book about that
@Finn959
@Finn959 4 жыл бұрын
PresidentialWinner which one?
@Eisenwulf666
@Eisenwulf666 4 жыл бұрын
"2 months sheriff of Diablo River mining settlement" hahaha i don't know why that made laugh the most
@TheBigStupidHead
@TheBigStupidHead 12 жыл бұрын
His war experience is the Spanish-American war lmfao
@TehMorbidAtheist
@TehMorbidAtheist 4 жыл бұрын
You made this comment 7 fucking years ago. Are you old and wrinkly now?
@thecreepnextdoor7560
@thecreepnextdoor7560 4 жыл бұрын
@@TehMorbidAtheist were you angry when you made this?
@olavbakke2889
@olavbakke2889 4 жыл бұрын
@@skeetrix5577 You made this comment two months ago. Have you entered into depression due to social distancing yet?
@youtubeuser6250
@youtubeuser6250 4 жыл бұрын
Olav Bakke You made this comment 2 weeks ago. Are you dead from covid-19?
@citrustrack7064
@citrustrack7064 4 жыл бұрын
@@youtubeuser6250 You made this comment 3 weeks ago, did the riots get to you?
@Noyjeetut
@Noyjeetut 16 жыл бұрын
That horse that stomps twice for "yes" and once for "no" sold me on CressBeckler, finally congress will get results.
@DavidLee-id3lf
@DavidLee-id3lf 3 жыл бұрын
that's progress
@HappyMomma412
@HappyMomma412 Жыл бұрын
Cressbeckler! 😝🤣🤣😆💜💜💜
@ernstthalmann4306
@ernstthalmann4306 9 ай бұрын
More effective than what we have now
@EliWernigg
@EliWernigg 2 ай бұрын
I can't believe that not only did this actually end up happening, but he won
@turtleturtle5158
@turtleturtle5158 3 жыл бұрын
A needle, thread, and a bottle of whiskey is better than our current healthcare system
@itsmebeter3538
@itsmebeter3538 Жыл бұрын
at least EVERY family gets SOMETHING
@zacharyhobia159
@zacharyhobia159 Жыл бұрын
And we have to share the Whiskey
@notlucas6859
@notlucas6859 3 ай бұрын
@aintnoway686 dawg what
@paulh2468
@paulh2468 4 жыл бұрын
The Onion's ability to accurately predict the future is frightening.
@matthew8153
@matthew8153 4 жыл бұрын
They somehow have a better record than the Simpsons.
@o.sunsfamily
@o.sunsfamily 4 жыл бұрын
This is the past as well. Everything will repeat eventually.
@Jason-xm8ck
@Jason-xm8ck 3 жыл бұрын
@@o.sunsfamily yea all the comments say that the onion predicts the future but in reality this stuff happened before and will continue to happen
@MikeHawk-s2g
@MikeHawk-s2g 2 жыл бұрын
@Maiahi Trump was a grizzled city boy
@Dreamagain11
@Dreamagain11 2 жыл бұрын
what did they predict ?
@jcrowley1985
@jcrowley1985 9 жыл бұрын
That horse would be so much more efficient than congress....
@averagefanenjoyer8696
@averagefanenjoyer8696 5 жыл бұрын
ye at least shit would actually get done
@medexamtoolsdotcom
@medexamtoolsdotcom 5 жыл бұрын
On that issue alone, he has my vote. That would cut so much expense out of the government's costs.
@justifano7046
@justifano7046 4 жыл бұрын
@@averagefanenjoyer8696 I feel like a lot of people don't understand that the government isn't supposed to be pumping out laws and bills and "getting stuff done"
@LucasFernandez-fk8se
@LucasFernandez-fk8se 4 жыл бұрын
The Dankest Betty White it’s a joke. 99.9% of Americans don’t actually support replacing congress with a horse that stomps once for yes and twice for no
@deathskunk3
@deathskunk3 4 жыл бұрын
I do
@Its__Good
@Its__Good 5 жыл бұрын
Stop predicting the future The Onion.
@taffyadam6031
@taffyadam6031 5 жыл бұрын
It'sGood gorbal trank rekt by onion fruit
@medexamtoolsdotcom
@medexamtoolsdotcom 5 жыл бұрын
If only it came to pass.
@crocsonletsgo9665
@crocsonletsgo9665 4 жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one to see this! This man has the "Bern" written all over him. haha
@Seththeprince
@Seththeprince 4 жыл бұрын
Matt Davis I would say trump
@livelaughlove0209
@livelaughlove0209 4 жыл бұрын
@@crocsonletsgo9665 hmm...I don't think Bernie is the candidate who's racist, hated immigration and can't form full sentences properly
@Qwerka
@Qwerka Жыл бұрын
The guy who played Cressbeckler died, rest in peace…
@jonathanharoun5247
@jonathanharoun5247 6 ай бұрын
Just goes to show that he was old enough.
@Mr_Valentin.
@Mr_Valentin. 6 ай бұрын
Rip
@DarthCipient
@DarthCipient 8 жыл бұрын
The Onion ahead of the curve yet again.
@alasdeangel3929
@alasdeangel3929 3 жыл бұрын
The Onion is like the Oracle at Delphi: never wrong. Never. Wrong.
@gyurhanaziz7676
@gyurhanaziz7676 3 жыл бұрын
This video is interesting because they predicted Trump but also kind of Joe Biden.
@studtistics2448
@studtistics2448 2 жыл бұрын
@@gyurhanaziz7676 in terms of being old as shit they predicted Biden, but his personality is reflective of trump.
@Hastur876
@Hastur876 Жыл бұрын
Satire simply holds a mirror up to reality.
@mrj4990
@mrj4990 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious how now Trump was a better president than Biden in every regard. The world is insane lately
@d.l.d.l.8140
@d.l.d.l.8140 Жыл бұрын
Lost my cable service. So glad to find a good news source. I get stories here that other news organizations miss completely.
@marcusatiusvirilis7723
@marcusatiusvirilis7723 5 жыл бұрын
Assuming that Cressbeckler was as young as 12 when he served in the Spanish American war and looked like a much older man as some do, he would be around 122 at the time of running, making him 6 years older than the oldest man and 3 years older than the oldest woman ever. Likely, no? Possible, yes!
@MibertTV2423
@MibertTV2423 Жыл бұрын
oldest woman ever was 122
@Demiglitch
@Demiglitch Жыл бұрын
He was six feet tall and had a moustache at 12 then.
@baconwizard
@baconwizard Жыл бұрын
@@Demiglitch they grow up so fast
@someoneunknown7655
@someoneunknown7655 Ай бұрын
@@Demiglitchthe times were different back then
@briantannenbaum8110
@briantannenbaum8110 3 жыл бұрын
“Americans a man who relies on his self” -Joad Cressbeckler, 2008
@mandreadfg
@mandreadfg 3 жыл бұрын
Crying
@vitaming582
@vitaming582 2 жыл бұрын
The Onion doesn't predict the future, it writes reality.
@johnmartinez7440
@johnmartinez7440 Жыл бұрын
What reality was it referencing?
@obamgma
@obamgma Жыл бұрын
@@johnmartinez7440 hes probably talking about trump
@deifufu
@deifufu 11 жыл бұрын
So, McCain is being challenged by Andrew Jackson?
@imperator5228
@imperator5228 4 жыл бұрын
Yes but without the genocide.
@mrsharpie7899
@mrsharpie7899 4 жыл бұрын
@@imperator5228 Agh, disappointing. He almost had my vote. Ah well, maybe next term
@xems8910
@xems8910 4 жыл бұрын
7 years late.
@briandiehl9257
@briandiehl9257 3 жыл бұрын
@@imperator5228 You don't know anything about this guy
@bengal4047
@bengal4047 3 жыл бұрын
@@mrsharpie7899 You might be interested in the No Values Voters coalition
@thejacktator133
@thejacktator133 Жыл бұрын
"The only thing going to China is missiles!!!" lmfao
@ernstthalmann4306
@ernstthalmann4306 9 ай бұрын
That will age well
@gschaub9
@gschaub9 3 ай бұрын
I thought he would've said canonballs
@tangobear3536
@tangobear3536 2 жыл бұрын
Cressbeckler was the keynote speaker at this year's CPAC.
@Hastur876
@Hastur876 Жыл бұрын
They booed him off the stage and called him a socialist.
@medexamtoolsdotcom
@medexamtoolsdotcom 5 жыл бұрын
Unknown age, veteran of the spanish american war. Wow. Actually, I remember an article from the onion claiming McCain to be a veteran who earned a gold star in the crimean war, so they didn't hold the consistency together there.
@lolasdm6959
@lolasdm6959 2 жыл бұрын
Look the Queen of England was a veteran of the Battle of Kadesh, we mortals shouldn't be shocked lizards live so long.
@mercster
@mercster 6 жыл бұрын
"I'm voting for a man I can imagine drowning a bag of cats."
@XxZigiixX
@XxZigiixX 6 жыл бұрын
mercster that's a man who can make tough decisions
@mercster
@mercster 6 жыл бұрын
Tough decision?! Sheeeeeit...you got a farm cat poopin' out babies who are gonna run the whole goddamn place over, drownin' those cat babies is the EASY decision!
@adorabasilwinterpock6035
@adorabasilwinterpock6035 4 жыл бұрын
Such a disgusting thought I feel sick
@despicableone4495
@despicableone4495 4 жыл бұрын
@@adorabasilwinterpock6035 Why?
@adorabasilwinterpock6035
@adorabasilwinterpock6035 4 жыл бұрын
Despicable One drowning cats is sick, psychopathic
@b0010100b
@b0010100b 13 жыл бұрын
did anyone else peep "Sudan to send 200 soldiers to Iraq, for vacation." on the ticker? lmao
@LRGDuran
@LRGDuran 4 жыл бұрын
I think we should make splitting a chord of wood a requirement to anyone running for government.
@WasatchWind
@WasatchWind 3 жыл бұрын
This would be extremely entertaining.
@Z.D.G.Entertainment745
@Z.D.G.Entertainment745 2 жыл бұрын
I would like but it’s 69
@LRGDuran
@LRGDuran 2 жыл бұрын
@@Z.D.G.Entertainment745 do it that way we can still 69 plus a finger in the butt 😉
@Z.D.G.Entertainment745
@Z.D.G.Entertainment745 2 жыл бұрын
@@LRGDuran ok
@lodepublishing
@lodepublishing 2 ай бұрын
The Onion predicted Trump
@sambringit7859
@sambringit7859 5 жыл бұрын
War experience: Spanish-American War Political experience: Sheriff....LOL
@Dr.Quarex
@Dr.Quarex 3 жыл бұрын
That whole comparison slide is genius. Buzzard's Gulch and Diablo River are such inspired names for the concept
@lincolndyer9837
@lincolndyer9837 3 жыл бұрын
You cant put a bucket on a pigs head without making him skittish
@ljrgi47
@ljrgi47 5 ай бұрын
If only Cressbeckler were here to threaten Trump's base. I'm sure Joad would have something to say about "that sissified rich boy ain't ever even used a live possum as a 'kerchief."
@Seawiiplay
@Seawiiplay 4 жыл бұрын
this aged well...
@GTA5Player1
@GTA5Player1 3 жыл бұрын
I like how he physically looks like a poor man's Donald Trump...
@coreyeverett5500
@coreyeverett5500 2 жыл бұрын
Which is hilarious because Donald Trump is already a poor man's Donald Trump
@z-wire2609
@z-wire2609 Жыл бұрын
He actually kinda looks like trump's dad
@hunterlee6286
@hunterlee6286 Жыл бұрын
@@coreyeverett5500 what does that even mean?
@hunterlee6286
@hunterlee6286 Жыл бұрын
Literally how?
@LordVader1094
@LordVader1094 Жыл бұрын
Does everyone resemble Trump to you? Lol
@ElaborateTiger
@ElaborateTiger 4 жыл бұрын
Cressbeckler still makes more sense as a presidential candidate than Kanye West
@yeezusyhrist
@yeezusyhrist 4 жыл бұрын
damn.
@isuckatusernames4297
@isuckatusernames4297 Жыл бұрын
even more relevant now
@TiocfaidhArLa34
@TiocfaidhArLa34 4 ай бұрын
my god i can only imagine what would happen under kanye west post medication crisis.
@Josh1OD
@Josh1OD 2 жыл бұрын
How did they get such good actors! This is worth a prize of some sort.
@Aramis444
@Aramis444 2 ай бұрын
Why is it that The Onion is prophetic? Do we really live in the dumbest timeline?
@Yosef9438
@Yosef9438 9 ай бұрын
"Ya can't put a bucket over a pig's head. It'll just make 'em skittish!" Finally a candidate that speaks to the issues.
@efilwv1635
@efilwv1635 4 жыл бұрын
This is officially my favorite Onion report. 😂
@werdk534
@werdk534 2 жыл бұрын
Joad Cressbeckler is the only man I have ever voted for. God Bless Joad!
@humpteedumptee8629
@humpteedumptee8629 7 ай бұрын
honenstly i like the concept of skipping debates and just seeing who can split logs faster.
@MadMako
@MadMako 16 жыл бұрын
Joad Cressbeckler for the change we need and the straight talk Americans deserve.
@sploofmcsterra4786
@sploofmcsterra4786 10 ай бұрын
Little did they know they were only half a decade early from being reality. Not a wonder this show doesn't run anymore. It would just be normal news.
@-haclong2366
@-haclong2366 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the web-only bonus clip. 😊😊😊
@daviddavid5880
@daviddavid5880 Жыл бұрын
Revisiting this 14yrs later, looking at a not-so-fresh slate of seriously politicians. Smh. Sigh.
@JonesTameka
@JonesTameka 2 жыл бұрын
Can we hear his whole speech, unedited please?
@rum-ham
@rum-ham Жыл бұрын
They should have made an entire movie out of this character 😂
@209bornandbred
@209bornandbred 7 ай бұрын
This guy would win any Republican primary in 2024 by an 80 point margin and that's not a good thing
@hewhohateseverything
@hewhohateseverything 16 жыл бұрын
Their delivery is soooo good. It just like real national news casters. Why isn't the onion on Comedy Central?
@DavidLee-id3lf
@DavidLee-id3lf 3 жыл бұрын
Comedy Central would have dragged down 2008 Onion
@elysiankentarchy1531
@elysiankentarchy1531 8 жыл бұрын
Ladies and gentlemen: this is the candidate I am writing in for 2016.
@Rebsten
@Rebsten 12 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who thinks replacing Congress with a horse that stomps once for yes and twice for no is actually a significant improvement? I mean, think about it. He has a 50% chance of actually helping Americans.
@discordlexia2429
@discordlexia2429 2 жыл бұрын
Better yet, inverse Congress. Whatever they decide, you do the opposite.
@HappyBazinga
@HappyBazinga Жыл бұрын
But who proposes the bills? Maybe there should be some kind of coucil of representatives of the people who decide what gets proposed to the horse
@iedgetomahoraga
@iedgetomahoraga Жыл бұрын
@@HappyBazinga just cut out the middle man and have the council of representatives flip a coin on the issues themselves
@observer1906
@observer1906 9 ай бұрын
They can’t be trusted. The horse should be in charge. Also I was actually looking for this comment lol @OP
@college54114
@college54114 4 жыл бұрын
McCains foreign policy is “dislikes Asians” LMFAO WOAAAH
@zurielsss
@zurielsss Жыл бұрын
He did fought in Vietnam
@maxwellweiss9849
@maxwellweiss9849 3 жыл бұрын
Energy policy: U s e I m m I g r a n t s
@rfkwouldvebeenaok1008
@rfkwouldvebeenaok1008 Жыл бұрын
That caligula horse reference was pretty good.
@poleag
@poleag Жыл бұрын
Crez 4 Prez!
@justicevanpool9025
@justicevanpool9025 12 жыл бұрын
I gerntee I kin split a cord'a wood faystern' he kin!
@Spect3r.
@Spect3r. Жыл бұрын
EVen the way he says "China"" omfg Onion your time machine, show it to us now
@Drj-69
@Drj-69 4 ай бұрын
It's a shame that the Onion could not make money with their fantastic parody. Better than any billion dollar comedy skits on TV or any platform...
@KapitalP73
@KapitalP73 5 жыл бұрын
…….and here we are in 2019 with some of this.
@werdk534
@werdk534 2 жыл бұрын
"and when I am president, we'll kill em'!" - Joad Cressbeckler 2008
@kevin007515
@kevin007515 10 жыл бұрын
I want more of this guy...
@mercster
@mercster 6 жыл бұрын
Search KZfaq for 'onion cressbeckler', he has his own series of skits.
@jensmalzer6344
@jensmalzer6344 3 жыл бұрын
look up donald trump he's real
@chorbap
@chorbap 14 жыл бұрын
I love this guy. Continue to bring more of him.
@Lauren_aida
@Lauren_aida 16 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha! I love the Spanish-American War photo!!!
@Mikemaladar
@Mikemaladar 13 жыл бұрын
good god I am an idiot. I was dumbstruck for the entire video then I saw "TheOnion"
@big10
@big10 16 жыл бұрын
The news crawl at the bottom was completely hilarious this time! My favorite was the "Ex Do Not Call List." LOL.
@thegamersfaction6343
@thegamersfaction6343 Жыл бұрын
Decent tax plan: “aaccckk spuuhhggh”
@MackTheTemp1
@MackTheTemp1 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm ready for a man I can imagine drowning a bag of cats." lol!
@Paul-ou1rx
@Paul-ou1rx 4 жыл бұрын
Predicting the future of a similar, alternate universe. So close its scary.
@theodorebear6714
@theodorebear6714 3 жыл бұрын
1:53 "Ye can't put a bucket over a pig's head. It'll just make 'em *SKITTISH!"* He's not wrong. I've never seen a calm pig with a bucket on it's head.
@blunt3862
@blunt3862 3 жыл бұрын
Please someone explain this joke to me in terms of Iran. I feel sooo left out 😭😭🤣
@theodorebear6714
@theodorebear6714 Жыл бұрын
@@blunt3862 Puttin a bucket over Iran's head is just gonna make them skittish. Joad ain't gonna put a bucket over Iran's head. He knows better ol' Joad. I once seen that man charm a snake but it weren't with no flute. It was with a .45 pistol but *Iran ain't no damn snake,* see? Iran is a country. 🇮🇷 Joad knows that.
@It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise
@It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise Жыл бұрын
@@blunt3862 Presumably, he means that sanctions on Iran will only further hasten its nuclear program, and that instead we should butcher it, sell the edible parts, and leave whatever’s left to the elements. Truly the everyman’s candidate.
@tanker00v25
@tanker00v25 Жыл бұрын
@@blunt3862 no
@rmTheWalrus
@rmTheWalrus Жыл бұрын
14 years ago part of what makes this funny is how preposterous it is… in 2023 I am still laughing, but it’s a nervous laughter, because this isn’t so seemingly preposterous anymore 😮
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 Жыл бұрын
Gotta love his immigration policy listed @1:10 although it doesn't really jive with the overall image lol
@croweau
@croweau 16 жыл бұрын
"I like him, he's mad all the time." PERFECT, esp the wooden leg in the Spanish War
@simonereckhaus6469
@simonereckhaus6469 4 жыл бұрын
I salute you from 2020
@lejwocky
@lejwocky 16 жыл бұрын
"You can't put a bucket over a pig's head, it'll just make him skittish!" hahahahaha
@mervesto
@mervesto 16 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha, I am already dying loughing over the description, haven't even seen the clip.
@sweetsnejinka9411
@sweetsnejinka9411 Жыл бұрын
This aged in a horrifying way, wow. Wow.
@MenwithHill
@MenwithHill 12 жыл бұрын
Implementing a single horse taking decisions would be better than the actual system where a donkey proposes ideas and an elephant says "no".
@taffyadam6031
@taffyadam6031 5 жыл бұрын
MenwithHill HOLY CRAP AMERICAN POLITICIANS DESTRYOED BY INTERNET USER
@MenwithHill
@MenwithHill 4 жыл бұрын
@Odysseas G Yeah, it was an easier statement to make 7 years ago. Though to be honest neither animal is doing much of anything right now, Congress really doesn't wanna have to make tough choices when it can just coast.
@peytonburrell6303
@peytonburrell6303 3 жыл бұрын
@@MenwithHill word
@fatshpee7174
@fatshpee7174 3 жыл бұрын
@@MenwithHill I like how you responded to a reply on a comment you made 7 years ago
@MenwithHill
@MenwithHill 3 жыл бұрын
@@fatshpee7174 not everyone drops their old accounts (though many do, KZfaq is big enough to be worth keeping up with for over a decade)
@freddymarcel-marcum6831
@freddymarcel-marcum6831 4 жыл бұрын
I aspire to be him in thirty years.
@WasatchWind
@WasatchWind 3 жыл бұрын
I aspire to be him someday, and I'm only a ripe ol' lad of twenty three. But fer' sure I'll tell ya', I'll fire off warnin' shots at any dagum toktikkers that wander on to ma' property!
@genericalfishtycoon3853
@genericalfishtycoon3853 Жыл бұрын
@@WasatchWind That's the spirit. Anyone using that rice picker app deserves a healthy volley.
@faithnoman
@faithnoman 16 жыл бұрын
That was my favorite part, with the Horse stomping once for yes, twice for no.
@antigonemerlin
@antigonemerlin 7 ай бұрын
Is it weird now that the foreign policy segment doesn't feel like satire at all?
@vandahm
@vandahm Жыл бұрын
This video was hilarious in 2008, but it's really depressing in 2022.
@brooklyna007
@brooklyna007 Жыл бұрын
@@lilwerner1518 Completely wrong. The 2008 elections were between two men who disagreed on a lot of issues but still very much respected each other and very much respected the dignity of the country's politics. That was always clear throughout that election. The same for 2012, Romney was an absolutely respectable man. When Trump came in he completely destroyed the dignity of the country's presidential politics (the Tea Party had already ruined the dignity of congress) and created an atmosphere where there was no respect among the final two presidential candidates. I have never seen or even heard of a larger piece of shit run for the American presidency, let alone win.
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 Жыл бұрын
@@brooklyna007 Biden was a mistake for Obama, but Palin was an even worse one for McCain. I think there were a lot of factors, but their potential VPs did play a big role.
@brooklyna007
@brooklyna007 Жыл бұрын
@@favoritemustard3542 Oof, Palin was suicidal for McCain. I know vice presidents are effectively chosen by the party and not the president. But Palin was just brutal to McCain's campaign. Biden was a gaff machine and didn't have great political history. But he had a lot of connections in Washington from his time in congress. So it is easier to justify him as vice president than Palin for McCain.
@tron81
@tron81 15 жыл бұрын
"That's the way it was, and we liked it! We loved it!"
@chumbels
@chumbels 16 жыл бұрын
oooohhhh. thank you!!!!! that was fantastic.. that made me happy. so smart and funny. thank you.really. i dont feel so alone now.
@D3fcon141
@D3fcon141 4 жыл бұрын
I will learn how the Onion predicts things and I will become incredibly depressed about what is to come
@AgentAlmost
@AgentAlmost 8 жыл бұрын
Cressbeckler 2016
@Jefff72
@Jefff72 7 жыл бұрын
2020 will be his re-election.
@AgentAlmost
@AgentAlmost 7 жыл бұрын
Don't you dare besmirch Joad's good name by comparing him to Donald Trump.
@taffyadam6031
@taffyadam6031 5 жыл бұрын
AgentAlmost hahahaha yes boland gollumpus physically decimated by comparison to parody character
@s.bakyhnh1756
@s.bakyhnh1756 5 жыл бұрын
@@taffyadam6031 Trump is basically a parody of himself.
@taffyadam6031
@taffyadam6031 5 жыл бұрын
S. Bakyhnh ronald flump rekt lmao get trolled conservatives
@intergalactichumanempire9759
@intergalactichumanempire9759 5 жыл бұрын
Huey Long aged pretty well.
@Steve-Fallon
@Steve-Fallon 16 жыл бұрын
Great video.
@yodanielcarter
@yodanielcarter 16 жыл бұрын
This is one of the recent best! Hilarious and great actor!! Amazing!!
@dannyric9205
@dannyric9205 3 жыл бұрын
Back when 72 was old for a Presidential candidate
@urinalbushrat
@urinalbushrat 13 жыл бұрын
I want a "Joad Cressbeckler 2012" presidential campaign ute bumper sticker. And I'm a New Zealander.
@arandomsteve2251
@arandomsteve2251 4 жыл бұрын
This aged well...
@Helgy23
@Helgy23 Жыл бұрын
No man beats cressbeckler in a wood splittin' contest
@AwfulWaffle8474
@AwfulWaffle8474 16 жыл бұрын
when he fired the shotgun into the air...i spit my water out i was laughing so hard
@Rahavin1
@Rahavin1 9 жыл бұрын
This is the guy from Duck Dynasty, right?
@seronimo__7735
@seronimo__7735 23 күн бұрын
Say what you will about Cressbeckler, he's not a hypocrite. Unlike a similar politician today.
@gunterandersson
@gunterandersson Жыл бұрын
This is straight up gold
@kgfes
@kgfes 5 жыл бұрын
Lord God almighty I can't breathe 😂
@psicologiajoseh
@psicologiajoseh Жыл бұрын
The Onion actors are on another league. Impressive.
@pryingeyes1551
@pryingeyes1551 Жыл бұрын
How have I never seen this clip?
@musicaddict4214
@musicaddict4214 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao he's at least 128 years old
@joecahill1994
@joecahill1994 4 ай бұрын
I can get on board with his tax plan
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