True

its like a whole complicated ass puzzle to figure out how to carjack it.

He didn't shut the garage door and left keys in the car. Fiat Pandas have soft sunroof, so a thief could easily climb on roof, rip it open and reverse it back. Just saying...

@@michaeltaylor2799 Who's going to steal Fiat Pandas anyway. I mean, it's an old car.

@@NurmaBP someone who wants to prove Rasyid wrong lol. Actually, if you can find a Fiat Panda like this that hasn't completely rusted out, it's probably worth an absolute fortune...

I was expecting him to climb out through the window but no he showed his genius.

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gbWBm655sJrbeIk.html much better video

@@jay2024 nice find! His timing is almost hypnotic.

It's a well-developed process 🤣

Your comment is a peak moment… loved it. I m over here gigglin ….

And I couldn’t be happier that it did. Absolutely iconic

Same here! I vaguely remember seeing this on the news.

I too remember having watched this video at some point, probably over a decade ago lol

Correct

Same here!!!

Myb it was for USA

@@janhokas8482 still love how a country mesure with their limbs :D

Ridiculous

That's definitely for us idiots in the States.

@@primyaz003 they still are in the middle age

True

This comment killed me 😂🤣😂🤣

@@lucaassmartin3154 Yeah?

I think the algorithm and I share one of the longest relationship in my life

Been a while since I’ve had a good one like this

Pocket airport gate

@@temavero2124 useless

gouest

@@XxWTFLOLXDxX go west

gouest

Hahaha

Lmao

oh dude... you killed me with that one... thanks XD

Lol he probably does

He parks outside now because he rents that garage for $1k a month

Knap speurwerk! Thanks.

Lovely old character. RIP.

😥This is now a 4-million-views memento mori. RIP.

Is that car still there in his garage? 🤔

I was trying to figure out where this was before I saw your post. Did he live in the Netherlands or was the article just Dutch?

Does he have a thick accent? I'm English and I can't understand some of our accents lol

​@@unclefred3128Yeah. For the first 30 seconds I thought "what is this monstrosity of a language", then "wait.. it's mine" He sounds Flemish (from Flanders, a Dutch-speaking region in Belgium) which I can *normally* understand just fine

I have to admit, whenever I hear a language that I don't understand where it's from I always point out the Dutch and I was here looking for this comment. It sounds really difficult to learn

I speek 6 European launguages and also I speek Vietnamese a bit but this launguag is impossible to understand or learn 🤣

​@@iclaimthisname9767 It's West Flemish tbh 😂. Don't worry about it. Even the other Belgians fail to understand us without any subtitles. I could clearly understand what he was saying though and it was hilarious!!

On a par with the cat answering the phone and hanging up :)

You must not be familiar with the Tribute to the Anomalocaris

Extremely articulate.

I thought he would get out from baggage

Hahahahahahahaha U made me laugh so hard...

@@kkleta same

So funny I was thinking the same thing.

Hold my beer !

@@LazyAlligator Since when did Liedekerke became a Dutch town?

@@LazyAlligator lol as a flemish speaking person I can assure you this guy is very, very flemish

@@LazyAlligator not at all, that's flemish - source: I'm flemish and the other 2 people above me lol

@@LazyAlligator * belgians * normal accent, people from the Netherlands have a weird accent

It's fiat panda, Price: -10k€ 😂

​@@Anti-slaveryi wish they didn't discontinue them, they could carry everything, go everywhere, not break with anything and costed nothing

Yeah because he's dead

Yes but what about the local lads sneaking into his house whilst he's away and moving the chairs back in front of that door!

​@@alabasterharmony6268 he isnt

Legit

He is Mr. Beans brother or half brother or brother that is half his size

Who is that something ?

Yeah! It reminds me Mr. Bean too. I suppose this man stole the idea from Rowan Atkinson.

But it worked!

I wish it was...

Now I can't stop thinking of that bloody meme

Mahoney´s grandfather i assume. xD

You can’t park there sir This guy: say less

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/l9x2g5loqq-9pqM.html.

No bro he used his all body parts!

You can import kei cars from Japan

​@@My_Old_YT_Account the thing is, it wasn't as small as a K-Car. It was a good compact car, and most of these models still work to this day.

the new Panda will do the job, just like the old one. Fiat 16 also

@@1Paulaner1 ahahahahaha nope, the platform is built on is totally different, the engine is different too, fiat is just a shell of what it was in the past, nowadays it's just a stellantis brand, they don't want to make good cars anymore, they just want to make money for their shareholders.

@@My_Old_YT_Account not in every country

He has passed away already, but it’s true that he never changed his car before that happened.

@@joeris8121 How did you know he died?

@@florjanbrudar692 there was a small article about it in the newspaper in Belgium. Also he lived in the town where my parents live and where I grew up. I now live in the neighbouring town.

If he ever looks to move, his number one priority will be a very narrow alleyway

It is a Fiat Panda. Almost indestructible.

And enters his kitchen through nextdoor neighbors cat flap .

And him fitting his feces in a 2 inch wide toilet

Lol

@@robertkustos2931 i just died laughing, RIP me.

I read "he enters his wife.. " xDD

😂

bunga da bin bin

He has a Yorkshire accent and it's fucking killing me

Movie of the day: Top Secret (The reversed scene).

well dutch and english are both closely related still

It's a difficult Dutch accent and dialect to understand, even for many Dutch-speaking people from the Netherlands or Belgium. To be precise, it's a Liedekerks (Vlaams-Brabant) accent and dialect.

No we don't have to respect foolishness

​@@FiveDORRAwhat are you talking? What's foolish about that? The man works with what he got.

@@FiveDORRA You prat, this man is a genius

@@I_Love_My_Little_Willy woa the vocabulary chill my man

If he knew about those super narrow japanese cars, his problem would be solved

He's probably done it every day with that exact car for 20 years. That's 7,300 times, not counting extra trips to the 7/11

@@joel.ha. Legend.

Not really fair since he had a lot of practice.

It's called editing.

I mean once the front is aligned it's smooth sailing from there.

I am like that too 😃

Dos equis brewed for a fighting spirit

And not complaining

Can’t understand a word but get everything 👍

Mitómano, ese tipo está jodido como se le estropee ese coche.

@Miles Doyle I don't understand why people have to hop into random comment sections, and start plastering them with their faith. Keep it to yourself. Nobody needs you preaching your faith to others.

@Miles Doyle "and the roar of Moses triumph was heard in the hills". The Bible is open to whatever interpretation you like to put on it, I like to think Moses was an avid motorcyclist with loud exhausts and like to get out to the twisties on a weekend instead of bothering people in the you tube comment section. Derp.

@@watsisbuttndo829 Insert random typical complaint about those inconsiderate bikers who ride loudly at midnight

Except his bicycle and his car that are both been stolen because it was left outside and he didn't close his garage door

@@simetra227 Report it as unwanted spam.

Exactly what i was thinking 😀😀😀

Hahahhah

Im 1k like lol

@Mr Fish Although slightly anxiety inducing, I throughly enjoyed that. Thanks. See you in 10 years when that falling cup returns back to us at 10 million views.

"what the gods drink" what a wonderful expression!

HaHa!

Yeah, I thought he was going to have to climb over the seats and exit via the hatchback. I saw that happen in another video.

You certainly are.

My father would remove that damn wall ... and car would probably take my room ...

@@PANZERFAUST90 Thanks my dude

Me 😎

Another thing to point out (not relevant but whatever) he is talking about the measurements in metric while the people that subbed it changed it to imperial

@@sssundae_berries cyentemeeta

Thanks for letting us know!

Ik heb als Hollander wel echt ondertiteling nodig, haha. Maar dit is goud

@@ricardo_vds West-Vlaams is voor iedereen moeilijk hoor😄

He did once. Never shall he do again

he died though some time ago

What a shame. Seemed like a nice guy. May he rest in peace.

@@kevinvandenbergh9998 NOOOOOO

@@kevinvandenbergh9998 How do you know that?

I wonder if he is still alive since he would be about 98 years old

Muscle memory

He's 27 but has aged rapidly because of the stress. Brutal.

My mom at 67 - RAMMING SPEED!!

He is 27

but his garage door is still open though xD

@@JerryMetal True, he had to go out through his front door to close the garage door. Honestly, I don’t think he used his car very much. Once a week to go shopping or go to church? Anyway, the gentleman has passed away now.

Just your typical grandad making boss moves 🧐 definitely respect. Makes me giggle all the sane tho 😂

Your on KZfaq comments how the hell do you see everybody laugh????

I'm laughing because it's both brilliant but dangerous AF. I'm not disrespecting the guy.

would've been 101 y/o now. He died in 2016

This clip comes from the show Man bijt hond (Man Bites Dog), a light-hearted show mainly centered on trivial, everyday news stories and common, unknown people. It originated in Belgium, but a version in the Netherlands soon followed. The show's title comes from the journalistic quip that the headline "Dog bites man" would not be newsworthy, but "Man bites dog" would be. This is not my description; this description comes from a Dutch encyclopedia article for the show, which I am translating from. (source: Dutch version of Wikipedia)

78 Inches. Do you really need a BMW X7?

Yeah, it's so satisfying how he probably just does the same thing every day and it all just slides into place each time.

" you can't make this kind of stuff up " is right!!!!

@@ESport211 lol 😁

Where did he put the bike tho?

That’s what happens when you’re old and have nothing to do unfortunately.

Best comment 😂

Your hilarious. Love your comment

😂🤣

🤣🤣

I can't watch this too strong

He would have to sell his car along with his home, or the new owner could get a little smart car and have more space!

@@zephirinedrouhin3735 bet a smart car is wider than the 58" panda 65.551 inches. The smart car.

​@@chrishart8548 the electric citroen ami would fit

@@zephirinedrouhin3735 😆😆🤣👍

@@chrishart8548 Oh no! Yeah, definitely do some measuring before ya get a car for that garage.

Same vlaanderen boven

Ik dacht dat dit Nederlands was lol

Nice taste of music men

As a Dutchman, I was surprised that I could understand him quite well. Some Flemish dialects are quite difficult to understand for us up north.

@@LowTowerR ik ook

True :)

To be fair, I don't know an easier way to use his garage other than to not use it at all

@@chris-hayes As storage area for like boxes and furniture or other old stuff or maybe even canned food, but then he would need to put a door and lock in front of it as it is currently open.

The simplest way would be to sell the car and have your food and medicine delivered.

@@pavelow235 You work for a delivery company, don't you?!

And then they for some reason converted it into inches in the captions to make it harder to understand

From what we saw in the video, his garage door is left open and he doesn't apply the hand brake (cause he has to push the car forwards after the exists it). Stealing the car is as easy as attaching a pickup to the back of it and pulling it until it's out of the garage. He could sleep on both chairs as much as he wants yet his car still isn't safe.

​@@webrevolution.Oh yes im sure someone is gonna put that much effort into stealing a 30 year old car that costs like 800$.

@@precisi0n86 Very likely you are right. Also I don't think someone is as stupid to not think about it being a possibility.

@@krafterzdavid1757 Effort? There is no effort involved in this. It's something you can do in 2 minutes by simply driving your car. And its free money.

@@webrevolution. Im sure you do it all the time, mister thief expert.

lol

Anyone can park in a garage… it’s the getting out - and keeping paint where it belongs on the car

I was wondering all along how on Earth is he going to get out of the car after sticking it in what looked like his hallway/kitchen. I didn't see the double door trick coming! To be honest though, his door seemed a bit enlarged in the lower part. Anyway, my question is: what about the bike? :) Was it left outside while the car was in, or did he have to get out (perhaps through the dog flap) to put the bike behind the car?

@@michaelmangano1732 with 1 inch spare on each side.. .youre talking bollox

You can't spell "fake account" without the c, the u, the n, and the t... Being impressed by an old man's poverty? Ha. Can't imagine.

I like how he shuts car door 😁 !

Old man hat or little rascals hat

@@bigballoftape5343 you tellin me you watch asmr videos you simp?

@@Toosii2times ayyy lmao broo, dont be hating on the poor man, atleast she cute

I love standard issues of old man _____ hat

No 3cm left and 3cm right

@@Legendaryguyhomie Unless he specifically says 3 cm and the subtitles got it wrong than it would be 2.54 cm on both sides Any way even if it was 10 cm on both sides it would still be impressive

@@Dudebrotheguy you can slightly see that the original subtitles say 6cm when referring to the 2 inches total space

@@Dudebrotheguy He says 3 cm in the video but the measurements are converted to American units in the subtitles.

I can read those original subtitels he cleary says my car is 1.49m And my garage is 1.55m So 3cm on both sides

ik you didn’t say android auto

haha. Old man sad that the garage has 1 more inch to the left and to the right side. 1 inch is 2.5 centimeters, so a new car can be 1 or 2 centimeters more :D

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/l9x2g5loqq-9pqM.html,,

Akschally… he said 3cm on each side

@@fixthetempo7276 But the door won't fit. It would probably be too long too.

here we go

Obviously a massive lie, these are american subtitles!

@@cinaralin América es un continente

@@cinaralin 😁👏

@@chamxcoin1723 America isn't a continent. North America and South America are

That can be arranged with a 🔨 hammer

🦵

He didn't walk 10 miles to get to school like other kids. He slept in a shack 2 miles away and only returned home for the weekend.

That was me right now I saw this years ago and thought shit how did he do it again? I'l be back in another 10 years

Don't worry, just as you have forgotten it, youtube will recommend it again in a few years.

I was thinking this guy uses a lot of lube parking it in that tight fit xD

I thought he was going to climb out through the rear hatch.

Ultra legend😂🤣

I was trying to imagine this old man climbing out the back of his car🤣

Me too.

It's Dutch if you were wondering, with a very heavy Flemish accent. Even a little hard for native Dutch people to understand

I was getting a distinct "muppets Swedish chef" vibe, tbh.

This is a spicy comment. Expect quite a few likes

@@MrThijmenmees I was just thinking that. It's Dutch, but damn, what the hell is he saying most of the time?

He deserves to have his own character on the Simpsons

What is that?

​​@@antoniogiannuzzi1256 It's dutch. It has strong similarities to English, easier for us British people to learn dutch than french or Spanish. The bike is also a big giveaway. The dutch have tons of bicycles and the best cycle roads in the world.

@@abdullahaanawalehenkel is dit wel in België

@@abdullahaanawaleh He is from Belgium, not the Netherlands.

never said he was in the netherlands, only that he is speaking dutch. which it certainly sounds like but with an odd dialect (source: my fiancé who is dutch) in belgium, they also speak dutch@@emredidin349

can't like because 69

"All buy anything if the width is right!"

Pmsl

and folding mirrors!

Did u need to repost what's already been said

Power?

Clever lmao, just buy a bicycle.

@@maxmustermann2995 There is another door of course.

What's wrong with resting in peace? Personally when my time comes I'd rather rest in peace than in power

@LyricsCat So I'm guessing you'll buy your 1st Fiat within the Week ? 😎

1. Emigrate. ... 2. Profit.

the size of the car

And hes right because look at this man 😎

Lol

Hmmmm

Hmm.

Its dutch language

I had expected, after his tumultuous journey to the familiar lands of his parking garage, that our protagonist might be tasked with climbing through the sunroof of his noble abode. Alas! I was cast aback as he had prepared an exit through a previously undisclosed trellis. Truly moved I was, as our hero, garage parking guy settled his abode by replacing the chairs set aside that he may return from his oddesy. TL;DR: 10/10 Need feature length film

@@gamesnl6551 flemmish, Belgian. May he rest in piece.

Same.

Me too! I was even ready to laugh at him, shame on me! 😄

Yeah they kick it hard

@@ship9518 bruh you just replied to an 11 year old comment

@@huzzzer6083 and we both just watched an 11 yr old video. Poor old man is probably dead by now.

@@ThomasJones-ij6hv Oof.

@@ThomasJones-ij6hv at least now he's safe from this guy trying to nail him

I kinda expected him to climb out of the Window just like Elwood Blues 😂

Well… he’s Dutch.

Well he forgot the handbrake

@@MrValetol pretty sure he did that so its easier to get out, he even said "push the car forward" once he got the door open

@@ozdunder yeah i know, but i meant after he exited the car lol. I live near hills so handbrake is a must (or atleast 1st gear)

@@MrLarryLicious nope, he’s Flemish. So he’s from Belgium 😉.

Its scary because you know we're watching your every move on the internet

It's not Brussels so it will be fine.

It's not. Sounds Dutch. They live by the rule ''your bike is my bike - even if we don't discuss it''

@@KindOldRaven they speak flemish in belgium which is mostly the same as dutch. Also as a dutch person I can tell you everyone has atleast one lock on their bike lol.

@@KindOldRaven I don't know where you heard that, but believe me people here put at least one or two locks on their bicycle so it doesn't get stolen

Nag its just a flemish village we dont lock our bike’s no one is gonna steal it

Me too, maybe his next car should be a convertible.

@@thomascarroll9556 he probably might not be able to find that next convertible which can fit in that 60 inches width garage