Omikron vs Earthbound

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RRR, Earthbound, and...Omikron: The Nomad Soul.
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Show Notes:
00:00:00 Intro
00:03:40 RRR
00:26:49 Earthbound
01:41:24 Omikron: The Nomad Soul
02:38:16 Recommend or DIE

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@odolowa1 3 ай бұрын

"I beat Shenmue 3 twice! I have read a thousand Garfield comics!" is my quote of the episode. It's like the weirdest shounen arc-villain boast ever.

@NDenizen 3 ай бұрын

"I have a wife and we play playstation" into "I have read a thousand Garfield comics" is just John transforming into a JoJo character but translated by Duwang

@moopersworthninjason42nd81 3 ай бұрын

Is it just me or is there some higher force at play regarding the fact Garfield's owner is also called john?

@jordanetherington1922 3 ай бұрын

@@moopersworthninjason42nd81 Jim

@Sushiman118 3 ай бұрын

I absolutely fear The Man Of A Thousand Garfs

@grimmreaper5349 3 ай бұрын

@@NDenizen It is however, one of the odd moments where it's Completely accurate, so you read it twice and go "WHAT THE F-" and the world fucking Implodes.

@ikeisley9467 3 ай бұрын

Woolie trying to justify the omikron recommendation boils down to trauma bonding is great

@rikimaru700 3 ай бұрын

Well, that was the lesson he learned from Naruto

@Porterhaus94 3 ай бұрын

Woolie, you have become John's Oliver Cromwell. You have shipped him off to Montserrat.

@brianbonn5733 3 ай бұрын

I mean, he did get r***d in the first recommendation John gave. John also didn't go to a tournament... after several combo breakers, he set himself up for Omikron 🤷🏼‍♂️

@stephensmith7327 3 ай бұрын

@@brianbonn5733but the thing is Fear and Hunger is actually good, it's just incredibly difficult art. It's like showing someone C***Skin by Ralph Balkshi and then they force you to watch Disaster Movie in retaliation.

@iller3 3 ай бұрын

No... He's eventually getting a JetPack out of this, it's the only thing that would explain this behavior

@IAMUtubeSockPuppet 3 ай бұрын

"I will not be the villain of this podcast!" yells pro wrestling heel.

@lilpotayto 2 ай бұрын

2:47:10 - Actual wrestling promo.

@StanNotSoSaint 21 күн бұрын

I think levels of caring to not be a villain for John are much lower than his levels of caring to create a thrilling storyline.

@mechavarice 3 ай бұрын

John: “I spoke to David Cage in the other room, Woolie. He’s not thrilled, but I think I got you off the hook for now… but you owe me.”

@paradiseegg2111 3 ай бұрын

Half of the podcast is talking about Earthbound and half is a really heated couple's therapy, incredible.

@BareBandSubscription 3 ай бұрын

Literally the best podcast possible.

@asabovesobellow1676 3 ай бұрын

⁠frfr

@iller3 3 ай бұрын

there's no "Therapy" for this...

@BlazeMakesGames 3 ай бұрын

I think the funniest aspect of John's threat at the end is that technically if he showed up in Woolie's room to loom over him for maximum fear in that hypothetically scenario, then by woolie's own decree immediately after the pants-shitting occurs, they would both have to immediately get up and start dancing for 8 minutes straight

@tbotalpha8133 2 ай бұрын

Lmao the pair of them have loaded guns, off to the side.

@hunterwallasus3582 2 ай бұрын

Whoever falls first

@akakeri9802 3 ай бұрын

Chekhov's gun, placed. Introduction over. The real podcast begins now.

@MorganTJ813 3 ай бұрын

END OF PROLOGUE

@iller3 3 ай бұрын

Woolie really missed Dokapon, didn't he?

@silva5795 3 ай бұрын

The psychological mind break John did at the end when faking the Omikron completion from Woolie was pure psycho thriller shit

@StanNotSoSaint 3 ай бұрын

That's kinda on brand for John. I really love Woolie but I am not sure if it's possible for him to keep up with sheer unhingedness John posseses.

@Personified134 3 ай бұрын

It's gonna be beyond fucked up when John breaks the violence threshhold and doesn't even say Omikron. He says "Finish HunterXHunter, motherfucker"

@Diinify 3 ай бұрын

SPOILERS

@morganqorishchi8181 3 ай бұрын

It's oddly hot and I don't like what that says about me or my tastes in men.

@ratking1608 3 ай бұрын

Woolie, you must return to where it began. The root of the agony. You must return. *Welcome in Omikron.*

@NiklasFanger 3 ай бұрын

They have invented the concept of PvP enabled podcast.

@larsnyman2455 2 ай бұрын

He pioneered the style during his Game of the Year episodes of Let's Fight a Boss

@kagamiyagami7321 2 ай бұрын

@@larsnyman2455 I miss LFAB :(

@RadDudeTeamate 3 ай бұрын

"I finished Omikron the Nomad Soul" is probably one of the most powerful sentences I have ever heard

@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 3 ай бұрын

“And understood it”

@darklegionnaire8304 Ай бұрын

whats esh woolie

@rogueishcharm 3 ай бұрын

Wow, literal jaw drop when I was having the thought "Isn't he watching Vinland Saga? Did he not learn the lesson on breaking cycles of hate?" And then boom, the recommendation.

@samt3412 3 ай бұрын

I love John's absolute mastery over Woolie's emotional state in the conclusion, culminating in that Omikron fakeout

@yhposolihP 3 ай бұрын

Woolie realized that pulling out Omicron this early was in burning all of his meter on a Level 3 when he was still in the corner, but it only left John at half health while Woolie could be chipped out.

@Gungho73 3 ай бұрын

Should've saved that meter for the second round.

@shifting_tides 3 ай бұрын

Eyepatch Wolf: Woolie where can people find you? Woolie: In my bed. In my room with the door closed and the lights off Eyepatch Wolf: I'll be right there You're making this fanfic way too easy guys.

@pgfontana97 3 ай бұрын

"You might think there's eggshells scattered around the ground but they're actually rose petals that I scattered for you~" lmao

@Binary7 3 ай бұрын

"I didn't know you were capable of those noises" "Seems with the right stimulus anything is possible Woolie"

@shifting_tides 3 ай бұрын

The whole fic's just word for word quotes. Nothing else

@Rusty_Spy 3 ай бұрын

Pat: I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!!!

@darkwraithraziel6362 3 ай бұрын

He needed to specify "Under a pile of coats" because only then could he be safe!

@Viridianjg 3 ай бұрын

2:45:00 the way Woolie's eyes immediately went wide in fear is killing me lmao

@gabagoooby 3 ай бұрын

Every time John says RRR he sounds like a seal performing a trick.

@JoseRS1186 3 ай бұрын

Oar or Arr? Arrs are Ors?

@victor_of_the_rivers8343 3 ай бұрын

God bless the Oirish

@BigFingerRo 3 ай бұрын

"Noooo don't take my soul! RRR!" -Woolie during his Omikron run

@Eval999 3 ай бұрын

ABSOLUTELY A SEAL. The entire dialect of Irish English is exposed by the letter R.

@silvastone6989 3 ай бұрын

Dude everytime i hear him say the letter R I chuckle i love this guy

@Teradyne87 3 ай бұрын

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you fall in an open sewer and die." ~ Mel Brooks and people who watch Omikron: The Nomad Soul playthroughs.

@MrDivineWill 3 ай бұрын

Woolie's "oh" when John states that he would like to continue his assessment of Omikron reminds me so much of the Scene in John Wick, where the villian calls the car mechanic, and the mechanic tells him his son killed John Wicks dog. Woolie knows that the situation has become so much more dire than he first realized.

@deejus_e 3 ай бұрын

The fact that this episode isn’t called Versus Wolves (FINAL) means that Omikron hasn’t broken John and that Woolie’s month is going to be terrifying 💀

@Shadest 3 ай бұрын

It took some time for the Omikron Curse to activate on the old channel too, don't get too comfortable

@wilkowilkowilkowilko 3 ай бұрын

DEEJUS WATCHES EYEPATCH WOLF

@TheMrrccava 3 ай бұрын

I mean I saw John on stream he got pretty goddamn close.

@sc149 3 ай бұрын

Hey as we all know it was Johns choice to play so much of it after woolie forced him to check it out, john must have absolutely had a great time.

@BaronQmark 3 ай бұрын

"John and David Bowie are no longer friends"

@katherinehemken5544 3 ай бұрын

After Omikron, Woolie can't give John shit for anything ever again. The dynamic of this friendship has been permanently altered. He could show up on Woolie's doorstep in the middle of the night with two spades and a trash bag of human viscera and Woolie wouldn't so much as have the privilege to ask questions.

@mario98730 2 ай бұрын

John gave Woolie the most unforgiving game ever. Woolie gave John the most underdeveloped game ever. That's about as equivalent an exchange you can get!

@katherinehemken5544 2 ай бұрын

It's about as equivalent as drawing a mustache on your sleeping friend's face and placing your friend in a Saw trap. @@mario98730

@isthisajojoreference 2 ай бұрын

John should make Woolie finish Hunter x Hunter now

@joshuahardy4547 Ай бұрын

How does it feel to be a prophet my friend??

@isthisajojoreference Ай бұрын

@@joshuahardy4547 All according to keikaku

@StanNotSoSaint 3 ай бұрын

Woolie: We shouldn't encourage ficwriters. John: *It seems with the right stimulus everything is possible, Woolie.*

@rikimaru700 3 ай бұрын

Woolie: We shouldn't encourage ficwriters. John: *Calls Woolie sweetie*

@LtDragonfruit 3 ай бұрын

THAT ENDING HOLY SHIT JOHN YOU FUCKING KILLED HIM

@crazedmeat 3 ай бұрын

"I will not be the villain."-John "Good luck."-Woolie Bro I think that line kinda already cements that villainy lmao

@donnerrizza5104 3 ай бұрын

Not if woolie has time to steal his pie

@TheGrayMysterious 3 ай бұрын

Woolie joking and laughing and being jovial while John sits there stone-faced and burning a humongous hole through him in tranquil rage

@gameb9oy 2 ай бұрын

I think Woolie just does that when he gets nervous. It’s his attempt to change an uncomfortable atmosphere

@Rafikator 3 ай бұрын

" I do not want to be the villain of this podcast " That didn't last long

@halfmettlealchemist8076 3 ай бұрын

*”I am not the villain of this podcast. I do what I do because there is no choice.”* - John Eyepatch Wolf

@StormSnake0618 3 ай бұрын

Jon: "Nobody is allowed to talk shit about Woolie. I openly ugly sobbed in the back seat of a car b/c I realized I wouldn't see him in person for a few months. Only I can talk shit about Woolie." I love these two.

@Khandrake 2 ай бұрын

Really not beating the shippers allegations

@gameb9oy 2 ай бұрын

@@Khandrakealso doesn’t change the fact that people have known Woolie has basic taste for awhile now too

@lucylightbearer8847 3 ай бұрын

The light in woolie's eyes as the Omikron discussion goes downhill is giving me life

@conelybiscuit4985 3 ай бұрын

this feels like a Vietnam veteran bonding with a shell-shocked Desert Storm soldier at a PTSD support group. different generations, shared trauma

@Dan-Ky-Kong 3 ай бұрын

John is just about 4 or 5 years younger than Woolie I think

@TheDGK716 3 ай бұрын

I mean you aren’t wrong man but fuuuck

@CaymenLeP 3 ай бұрын

@@Dan-Ky-Kong closer to 10 year difference. John looks to be in his late 20’s while Woolie is almost 40. Edit: never mind, you’re right. John is in his 30’s. I must have a crush on the mf cause I’m usually good at guessing ages lol

@EnzoDraws 3 ай бұрын

John is in his 30s, 37 I think? I believe he mentioned it in one of his latest videos, where he talks about young youtubers retiring.

@AsSeenOnLife 3 ай бұрын

Apparently my favorite genre of podcast is Woolie talks to a white person.

@wumbojet 3 ай бұрын

I love that you specified "to", not "with", implying woolie doesn't let them talk

@AsSeenOnLife 3 ай бұрын

@@wumbojet guests do have to speak over him and Pat.

@thatcynicalbastard6636 3 ай бұрын

@@wumbojetLol Pat used to talk over Woolie at every occassion.

@pet-purple-panda1634 3 ай бұрын

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@NotaDrDoom 3 ай бұрын

It was the years of linguistic combat. He sharpened the blade.

@TravenTalks 3 ай бұрын

The character development of this episode is wild Woolie: A man who slays old gods re-experiences childhood and comes out the other side with a new perspective on life and its struggles John: An easily flustered Irish guy fights through David Cage's digital recreation of the deepest pits of hell and learns the power of sheer unbridled spite

@EnzoDraws 3 ай бұрын

Learns the power of sheer unbridled spite AND chooses not to use it*. Not out of mercy, but merely to put himself in a position of higher power.

@PurFoncho 3 ай бұрын

I'm loving the "possessed by a symbiote" energy John is bringing to this episode.

@DoctorHam 3 ай бұрын

I'm not even a fan of that anime and I *adore* how John slipped in "I have no enemies" for the fake-out.

@purplelemondoesstuff3044 3 ай бұрын

WELCOME IN OMIKRON

@michaelpalacios8951 3 ай бұрын

(2)

@THENAMEISQUICKMAN 3 ай бұрын

THIS IS WHAT SOLD DAVID BOWIE

@Gungho73 3 ай бұрын

BWAH BWAH BU BWANA

@bazzjedimaster 3 ай бұрын

I like to think John beating Omikron further than he supposed to was a response to Woolie getting a better ending in F&H than him.

@hectorrodriguezgonzalez8938 Ай бұрын

Well it was not a "better ending " than him, but rather one he didn't get

@Hegataro 3 ай бұрын

John was this close to literally killing Woolie through the screen

@kururusoucho 3 ай бұрын

i love how as soon as the nomad conversation is coming John's jawline somehow becomes even more square and cut as his rage slowly builds

@FiveTiger 3 ай бұрын

One must imagine Super Eyepatch Wolf happy

@TheNobod3 3 ай бұрын

I really hope this podcast runs for a long time, not only because it's one of my favorite things on the internet, but also because declaring the podcast's "in its twilight" in the third episode and then continuing to run for 5+ years would be an extremely solid bit

@gameb9oy 2 ай бұрын

Yes, but it also be hilarious putting triple digits up for your podcast and not even making it to 10 so it’s great either way

@lolbuster01 2 ай бұрын

Its like RLM's final annual black spine/wheel of the worst.

@SirSteaven93 3 ай бұрын

I wasn't expecting this to end with Woolie having an anxiety attack, but this is where we are at. Holy shit, what an episode

@yoursonisold8743 2 ай бұрын

I haven't seen him have anxiety this bad since the Sonic Dreams Collection video where they found Big the Cat in Rouge's womb. I regret every single word I typed.

@ALloydRH 3 ай бұрын

One month ago, Woolie was entirely unaware of what he was bringing into this world, when he set John: The Final Gamer the task of playing Omikron: The Nomad's Soul. He had no way of knowing, how dark the path that he had sent his best friend down was. The world to which Omikron had sent John was a harsh one, one with rules that made no sense to a mortal man, a world of endless torment and punishment, The Final Gamer was pushed to his breaking point. In his lowest moment, the man known as John, felt three distinct emotions: Sadness, stemming from the disappointment he felt, knowing this suffering was wished upon him, by his best friend. The second emotion was hatred, towards the world of Omikron and its creators, and Woolie, the best friend that he now believed the actions of to be those of violence. Finally, there was rage, an overspill of anger and confusion, directed to anyone that would listen to his unintelligible cries of helplessness and despair. As the darkness encircled, threatening to consume him, The Final Gamer reached deep inside himself in order to bring forth the wolf inside, he could activate Final Gamer Mode, but would it be enough? No. He must go one step further beyond. He howled, as only a wolf could, howling to the moon, to Selene, the personification of the moon itself. He waited patiently for Selene’s divine judgment, which soon came crashing through the heavens, piercing the darkness that surrounded him, and then, it happened. Just as Selene commanded the phases of the moon, The Final Gamer, for the first time, saw the individual pieces of the nonsensical world of Omikron, and began to manipulate it, bending it to his will, meeting all challenges presented to him, and surpassing them. After all the trouble and strife, The Final Gamer reached enlightenment, and conquered the world of Omikron. However, it had cost him the last of his humanity. Shenmue 3, Shadow The Hedgehog, no amount of video game jank could compare to what he had just experienced. Thanks to this new power, bestowed upon him by the Goddess herself, there was no game in existence, be it critically praised AAA title, or a two decade old jank fest, that could possibly stop him, The Final Gamer, now. Later that week, Woolie would meet with John for the first time since he set him this impossible task, but the man he saw was not his friend as he remembered him. As John recounted his ordeal, his eyes seemed to stare, without seeing. It was as though all worlds, both real and virtual, no longer required his sight for him to understand. As Woolie tried to rationalise both his and John’s actions, he realised the man before him was not human, but something new. This new form that John: The Final Gamer had adopted, would bring untold devastation, in the years to come. This new form would come to be known as: [JANK LORD: ECLIPSE]

@zeex9338 2 ай бұрын

This is exactly what Woolie deserved. He knew what Omikron was, especially to his fan base. He DESERVED that scare. He knows what he did. xD

@Lutoures 3 ай бұрын

2:34:35 the sheer emotion in which Jon spouts "I HAVE READ 1000 GARFIELD COMICS" is a force of nature.

@Sushiman118 2 ай бұрын

I *fear* The Man of a Thousand Garfs.

@Sushiman118 3 ай бұрын

Woolie. You know what you must do, now. You must beat omikron again on your own, taking your time to make it as painless as possible, then hit john with the combo breaker.

@ballerswagbro9k611 3 ай бұрын

Holy Shit that would be a 800 IQ play Never thought podcast would have tech XD

@TheDrLeviathan 3 ай бұрын

YES And then beat Hunt Down the Freeman at his own leisure to use for later

@Sushiman118 2 ай бұрын

Of course, John's counterplay is to respond "Final Fantasy 14", which would probably end the podcast for good.

@Samael1113 2 ай бұрын

Someone never watched the Drunk-through that was Reboot. That was supposed to be like a 5? hour game. It took Woolie like a year and a half IIRC.

@gameb9oy 2 ай бұрын

@@Sushiman118oh my word, that would be amazing! The look of joy on Pat’s face when Woolie suddenly doesn’t disengage when he talks about the weird stuff in his mmo

@VerbalLearning 3 ай бұрын

Gun To Your Head just became real with that ending. John has installed within Woolie the fear of Omikron The Loaded Soul.

@SagelStrider 3 ай бұрын

That was the most MENACING encounter I've ever seen. Woolie felt the go-go-go-go SFX in his veins.

@technoskull 3 ай бұрын

John had his own Breaking Bad crawlspace moment

@crazedmeat 3 ай бұрын

Omikron has birthed a new god of fear and hunger. Woolie is going to watch Vinland saga while being absorbed in absolute dread and terror at what may come lol.

@Lepstick_- 3 ай бұрын

2:34:33 "I HAVE READ A THOUSAND GARFIELD COMICS" I absolutely died laughing

@dolitehgreat 3 ай бұрын

"I refuse to be the villain of this podcast" says the man that revels in being the villain.

@Gettles 3 ай бұрын

I had to literally pause the podcast so I could see Johns face when Woolie told him that the advice button costs rings

@johnnychopsocky 3 ай бұрын

John's sudden horrified realization that "yes, things could've been even worse" and that his dyslexia actually helped him dodge a bullet is just beautiful.

@mungbean7649 Ай бұрын

(timestamp is 2:11:17)

@fabiangradilla3003 3 ай бұрын

2:33:58 i took a bit of rice, YOU BULLDOZED MY HOUSE!!!!!

@Tuikkal 3 ай бұрын

Wolf frothing from the mouth in anger and Woolie nervously sweating. What a moment

@RougeMephilesClone 3 ай бұрын

Like Omikron itself, I don't know how this episode managed to keep topping itself. The reveal of the metaphorical loaded gun was the most insane thing in an episode loaded with wild swerves. Shout-out to John and Woolie joking about John being unable to script these podcast episodes like his videos, then later discussing John taking a prank lie too far, and then John wording his Omikron statements to imply he jumped off at certain points. Writer-man wins in the end. The crescendo was glorious, and while I'm glad we're back to happy recommendations, I'm not sure if this podcast can ever top what happened in these initial episodes.

@sambernstein2282 3 ай бұрын

The fact that John’s got a nuke in his back pocket only means Woolie needs one of his own, and after that it’s a game of deterrence.

@ThatGuyNikolas 2 ай бұрын

But where would Woolie possibly find a fate worse then Omikron?

@legoshark99 2 ай бұрын

@@ThatGuyNikolas on a website called MSPaint Adventures

@NEEDbacon 2 ай бұрын

@@ThatGuyNikolas I'm sure there's SOMETHING in the fighting game barrels that have been festering since Saturday Morning Scrublords ended.

@Sushiman118 3 ай бұрын

"Earthbound oozes... *itself*" is a line that could have been written by Tim Rogers as "the bottom line". I'm surprised woolie wasn't into it.

@PredictableEnigma 3 ай бұрын

One day we'll see Tim Roger's actual Earthbound bottom line 👏

@CheezVT 3 ай бұрын

There already is kind of a bottom line for Earthbound from his Kotaku video about 1994 games "Earthbound is the game that made me become a vegetarian" Which by itself is kind of a nonsense statement, but his elaboration of what it means is beautiful, like his other videos

@krodmandoon3479 3 ай бұрын

You are? Why?

@joemcstinky 3 ай бұрын

That’s exactly what I thought too LMAO

@muffinzetta3670 3 ай бұрын

Well tim said something very similar about doom but then said “man what a wildly terrible sentence to say”

@FLFL-Cookays 3 ай бұрын

Holy shit that final five minutes may just be one of the best moments of a podcast I have ever witnessed

@DemonWings21 3 ай бұрын

John sounds like a Seal trying to say "RRR"

@ubermaster134 3 ай бұрын

Or Or Or

@noonoox12 3 ай бұрын

JOHN HAS BECOME SO IMMENSLY POWERFUL

@TheSpookiestSkeleton 3 ай бұрын

Eyepatchwolf, standing in Woolie's window with a cutlass: "I'm comin back"

@slimekingmike8691 3 ай бұрын

John calls it a loaded gun on the table, but it's dangerous to call shots with the Combo Breaker system. All Woolie has to do, is take the first napkin, and he will be the one in control of destiny...

@jaideay3003 3 ай бұрын

This is easily anticipated. John can simply beat the game again in his spare time and record it and then instead of asking Woolie to “beat Omikron” he can ask him to “beat omikron AGAIN” a recommendation can be anything so long as it is unique. To delve into a hell you have already conquered is unique to the first experience. There could even be some fucked up variant to make it worse.

@jaideay3003 3 ай бұрын

This preempts the counter breaker and if Woolie doesn’t complete the game on his own in secret… then John may simply say “oh no, I HAD to play it again because I will admit your original cooperative play through has some merit. I had to completely devalue it”

@jjj7790 3 ай бұрын

Is that a fucking Jojo-

@samt3412 3 ай бұрын

How does the Combo Breaker work, exactly?

@jjj7790 3 ай бұрын

@@samt3412Combo Breaker just means that the thing being recommended is something the recommendee has already watched/read/played. You get 3(?) combo breaks total, and afaik there is currently no consequence for being combo broken three times so far because they are just making this up as they go. So yes, Woolie immediately resorted to the highest level of recommendation violence in episode 2 to avoid being combo broken and experiencing a consequence that doesn't exist.

@aidanobrien9226 3 ай бұрын

I felt immense dread when Woolie said "webcomic" because I thought hed say homestuck. I let out a primal yell of pure hype when he dropped Kill Six Billion Demons.

@liamk1610 3 ай бұрын

Woolie is a man with self-respect. He's never read homestuck

@trifontrifonov4297 3 ай бұрын

...to be fair Homestuck is not that bad. No really, the main reason people started to hate it was due to the community around it. The comic itself at least for most of it's existence, like more than 50%, was a fun read. I mean yeah there is a drop-off.....no there is no but it was a mess. If anything I would love to see John dig though a dead webcomic, a time capsule of a certain time period the internet passed though and left behind. I mean most people would just harp on the memes, John may actually find something profound even in Homestuck.

@gameb9oy 2 ай бұрын

@@liamk1610wait, you think Woolie has self respect? Have you watched his podcast?

@legoshark99 2 ай бұрын

I unironically want them to "suicide pact" recommending the entirety of Homestuck to one another because that would actually kill the podcast and it would be the best possible way to go out. Imagine an entire podcast of these two men having forced one another to read the entirety of Homestuck

@ToozdaysChild 3 ай бұрын

2:21:05 Woolie's sheer, _demonic_ glee over John's suffering. edit 2:27:40 And then the fear creeps into his eyes. edit 2:29:05 And now the despair. edit 2:29:32 And the _realization._ edit 2:44:40 AND THE POPOFF edit 2:46:45 The DISBELIEF edit 2:47:22 The Reprieve edit 2:48:55 The _threat_

@KeroKaminaX 3 ай бұрын

2:19:55 I’ve literally never seen woolie look so manic and unhinged before, it’s actually kinda terrifying 2:26:37 the realization after John utters those words is incredible

@DjXdepthXperception 3 ай бұрын

Omikron the nomad's soul: How David Cage killed my best friends

@jetdude77 3 ай бұрын

My god this podcast is just them taking turns being the villain of the month but so far John is easily more unhinged. 3 hours of tension for an amazing ending, true cinema.

@BadyearOakarus 3 ай бұрын

"i will not be the villain" *proceeds to do the most evil thing so far on this podcast*

@grimmreaper5349 3 ай бұрын

I swear to god, whenever the music stops, John looks DIRECTLY AT THE CAMERA, and starts speaking calmly and slowly, unblinking and unchanging as the camera keeps zooming further and further. The absolute dread that fills the air, the menacing aura he exudes is so absurdly powerful, holy shit

@JetComboSupreme 3 ай бұрын

Never have I seen such primal fear put into the soul of this man. Recommending Omicron is an act that requires such retribution. Eyepatchwolf is a better man than me.

@rikimaru700 3 ай бұрын

Woolie seeing John's pain and being worried about what is about to happen is priceless

@misternuggets6604 3 ай бұрын

Next Episode: Reggie: "So... Woolie and John are no longer friends..."

@ryanmartiliano2601 3 ай бұрын

"I took a few pieces of rice from your plate, YOU BULLDOZED MY HOUSE!" Best quote from the whole podcast

@temporalwolf7054 3 ай бұрын

Oh my fucking christ that ending. Jeeeeeesus fuck. I am HOWLING.

@ianbyrne465 3 ай бұрын

I am so so ready for this. John's Omikrom torture month has been living rent-free in my head ever since Woolie memorizing dungeon layouts in F+H so he didn't have to deal with torches. Edit: John “I don’t want to be the villain of this podcast” holding a loaded gun to Woolie’s head for the rest of this show.

@strategist9 3 ай бұрын

2:24:11 has got to be my favorite Woolie laugh of all time. He's laughing so hard he looks frightened, like he is gazing deep into the abyss and giving way to madness itself. Holy shit this podcast has such fantastic energy; a little tension makes it SO much more entertaining!

@antisocialexperiment2033 3 ай бұрын

The hypest podcast where every episode is the final episode

@Dreamfillah 3 ай бұрын

The last five minutes, holy shit this podcast ROCKS.

@Bimblewort 3 ай бұрын

John is one of the best Heels weve ever had, hes wonderful

@ratking1608 3 ай бұрын

John using Woolie's own ultimate nightmare against him. The sheer, wide-eyed PTSD that that brought forth.

@joelnub9547 3 ай бұрын

I am living for the absolute vitriol dripping off of johns words in the intro

@yusivishnu 3 ай бұрын

Woolie is like Griffith here with Omikron as the behelit.

@Dirty0o0Jester 3 ай бұрын

WOOLIE NO YOU CANT TRAUMA BOND WITH A CAGE GAME😢😂

@UzumakiJD 3 ай бұрын

In-fucking-credible ending holy shit. John is a FANTASTIC heel holy shit. He can be genuinely terrifying and i am fucking here for it

@Rusty_Spy 3 ай бұрын

2:49:01 "For the first time in his life the king felt true fear"

@killerkonnat 3 ай бұрын

Wait, it's been a month already?

@PredictableEnigma 3 ай бұрын

February is short. March always sneaks up on me. Plus last episode was delayed by a few days too.

@nacligang 3 ай бұрын

That's what I'm saying😭

@Hyreia 3 ай бұрын

My GAWD. The energy levels just DIE when they get to talking about Omikron. All the fun suddenly dried up. It's like a damn support group or an intervention.

@dylanmcnab2980 3 ай бұрын

“Their is a certain entity that must remained CAGED behind a level 3 counter breaker” 1:49:07

@johb3930 3 ай бұрын

John: I refuse to be the villain of this podcast. Also John: **puts himself through way worse torture than asked of him just so he can blackmail his friend with it**

@Gabrielnfs 3 ай бұрын

God damn that was the biggest power move I have ever seen, props to John

@jpbo98 3 ай бұрын

This is not a podcast, this is horror film

@Ravensgale 3 ай бұрын

1:43:04 That dead-on stare speaks volumes...😂

@Wixvhen 3 ай бұрын

From 1:41:00 to 2:37:00 is John slowly revealing that he is the Jon Wick of gaming and journalism. He wasn't locked into an LP. He wasn't forced to do it for some reward. He is simply a man of means and a man of conviction.

@deaddreamdance 3 ай бұрын

2:47:00 John has become the most powerful anime character of all time. We're not dealing with the average Super Eyepatch Wolf anymore, we're dealing with the Super Super Eyepatch Wolf.

@strikeromega 3 ай бұрын

Super Duper Eyepatch Wolf

@Ravelle17 3 ай бұрын

Super Eyepatch God Super Eyepatch

@crumblyguy1834 3 ай бұрын

Seeing John (aka eyepatchwolf) expel rage drool was something else

@yoursonisold8743 2 ай бұрын

You know how traumatic Omikron was to Woolie when you literally see him break out in cold sweat at the mere idea of being forced to replay it. What a rollercoaster.

@marialuke2116 3 ай бұрын

They truly emphasized the *VERSUS* in _Versus Wolves_

@chellejohnson9789 3 ай бұрын

I love how you can see the sorrow in Wolve's eyes as he hears Woolie's reccomendation and realizes he spent all this time preparing revenge for Omikron and if he could really go through with it And hooo boy. He made a decision

@gameb9oy 3 ай бұрын

Oh, I think Vinland saga was always going to be his choice. There’s something deliciously more scary about how Woolie now has to worry that omikron is coming again for him, and next time he’ll have to do it alone

@Stiganamatic 3 ай бұрын

oh yeah that shit was insane

@Gungho73 3 ай бұрын

@@gameb9oyThat gun is loaded. Woolie has to sleep at night knowing that.

@morganqorishchi8181 3 ай бұрын

John, early on in the podcast: "Don't say things that'll encourage a certain segment of our fanbase." Later: Woolie: "I've never heard you make sounds like that. I've never heard anything like that come from you, ever, under any circumstances." John: "It seems with like the right stimulus, anything is possible, Woolie."

@alhyena2002 3 ай бұрын

Boy am I glad to see John's showmanship hasn't decayed at all after the last few LFAB Game of the Year podcasts, that was beautiful.

@johnrivers3813 3 ай бұрын

John has no enemies, but he can easily make them if he wanted to

@RocRolDis 3 ай бұрын

He has no enemies......left

@Pandatege 3 ай бұрын

"i took a few pieces of rice off your plate; YOU BULLDOZED MY HOUSE" iimmediately using this anytime my friends and i experience one upping each other on dumb shit