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“Wouldst thou passeth thy auxiliary cord?” “Aye, but playeth not a melody resembling excrement.”

Mixtape so lit it caused the first great fire of London in 1212

Them: "What kind of music do you like?" Me: "...It's complicated."

Medieval should be a legit genre of music. I am serious.

This is so fire, I thought a dragon attacked my village.

Everybody gangsta till the Duke of Normandy Shows up.

"Been spending most our life living in a monarch's paradise..."

I never thought that I needed medieval cover versions of Rap songs in my life. I don't know myself ...

These guys need to produce all the music for chill adventure games.

Hippety hoppety dancing on the grave of thy Lord and trashing his property

....I am at a loss for why "Slim Shady" translates so well into a medieval version - actually, all the Eminem songs do... verily, the man is a troubadour at heart.

Beats so sick it caused a plague.

Thank you so much for not adding ads to these videos. I've been using them in the background of our DnD campaign when we enter establishments with music and nothing is funnier than someone stopping in the middle of quest dialog and saying "Hold the F*** up, is this 50 Cent playing in the tavern?"

The Lords of Hip Hop: Apothecary Dre Frigidus (Coolio) Lord M of house M (Eminem = M&M = Marshall Mathers) BlackAlley (a play on Back-Alley just as Blackstreet with backstreet) Destined Youth 50 Pence Inquisitor Hound (Snoop Dog)

This actually makes me think more highly of the original version of these songs. I think this medieval style better reveals the creativity and integrity of the original compositions.

his palms are sweaty, out of stamina broad sword is heavy

That's the reason why I paid for Internet 😁

Im honestly surprised that Protect Ya Neck wasnt included. I mean, considering what a high fashion beheadings used to be back in the day.

Bardcore hip hop was something I never knew I needed til now

If you were to travel back in time and play this at the King's court, it would be so hard for them to comprehend it that they would probably call it sorcery and send you to burn at the pyre.

'Tis a certified bandit classic.

00:02 Coolio - Gangsta's Paradise 03:26 Eminem - Lose yourself 06:38 Blackstreet - No Diggity 10:08 Eminem - The Real Slim Shady 14:42 Destiny's Child - Survivor 18:56 50 Cent - In Da Club 22:23 Eminem - The Way I Am 26:48 Beyonce and Sean Paul - Baby Boy 31:03 Mobb Deep - Shook Ones, Pt. II 33:43 Eminem - Without Me 38:23 Afroman - Because I Got High 42:01 Eminem - Kill You 46:29 Crazy Town - Butterfly 49:58 Kevin Lyttle - Turn Me On 53:10 Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire (end credits)

I will be using this as background music for my next D&D session. I wonder if anyone in the party will notice... Update: They did. Almost instantly. It got the night started off right

I play this in the patient waiting room and act like this is just normal waiting room music...

My players are gonna lose their collective shit when i drop these at the next sesh

it's September 2020 and this is probably the best thing I discovered in the internet for the whole year. And I spend my time mostly in the internet, but you sir, your content stands out and that is wonderful :)

Who's still listening in 1022?

I play this at work, and every so often someone notices, it’s always a great experience

Tonight we shall has't a party! We'll drinketh mead, smoketh some valorous h'rbs and playeth this music so loud the neighb'rs can't catch but a wink!

I can finally play some hip hop around my niece without having to worry about her repeating random lyrics.

As a Serbian I felt as if Otoman Empire soldiers came to my neighbourhood while listening to The Real Slim Shady . Its like "you know the danger is coming,but the soundtrack is hella dope" Bless you man 💜😁

I am having a difficult time slaving for my feudal master whilst listening to these lit jams

finaly archeologist found out what truly happend at Strasbourg 1518

goblet in hand, flute like im pan slayin dragons taking maidens as I'm raiding thy land

(0:00) Plague Doctor - Still Plague (2:25) Magnificento - Ruffians Paradise (5:48) Eminem - Loose Thyself (9:00) DarkPassage - Undoubtedly (12:30) Eminem - Thy Noble Starving Scoundrel (17:04) Destiny's Great Great Great Grandmother - Past the Plague (21:16) 25 Pence - In the Tavern (24:44) Eminem - The Way Thy Was (29:10) Beyonce - Newborn Son (33:25) MobbDeep - Scared Retreaters (36:04) Eminem - Without thow (40:45) Afroslave - Opium in the Field (44:17) Eminem - Take Thy Life Away (48:51) Insane Settlement - Butterfly (52:18) Kevin Lyttle - Behoove Me

Google scares me. I was rapping to some instruementals with my brother but with medieval wording. "Usurp a nigga throne and defloreth thy princess" and the like. Then a few days later I got these beats in my recommended. Scary.

I didn't knew it, but that's what I've been seeking my whole life !

I dream of when I can see this performed by a live orchestra. This would sell out halls and get noticed huge!

It occurred to me as I was listening to No Diggity that our lyrics would sound as bizarre and incomprehensible to them as their Shakespearean Olde English does to us. Worse, in fact, because we have the benefit of historical context to understand what they're saying, but they would know next to nothing about us.

I feel that The Real Slim Shady bardcore would have been Tyrion Lannister’s favorite walk-about theme

"Handeth me the musical notation!" "Aye, but best ye not play some wretched melody!"

The first triangle hit in the Real Slim Shady might be the best moment in this whole mix so far.

This has got to be the greatest thing I've found on KZfaq in a while

You know, instruments have been around for such a long time. Its not impossible that a bard sometime, somewhere accidentaly strung the beat to one of these songs

May the bard enthrall us with his songs of travel and sorrow

This slapped so hard I thought I was challenged to a duel.

I really loved medieval version of slim shady to be honest. This is actually a great version and medieval people would have definitely loved it.

Playing Age of Empires 2 while listening to this seems tight

I wasn't sure wether i really wanted to go through 1 hour of medieval hip hop music, then I heard the first song and now i'm still here 5 hours later

Best. Study. Music. Ever. 👏 Thank you, good sir. You are single-handedly helping me survive school. 🙌

Didn't realize how much i needed this.

This is so much better than what I expected.

I just imagine a group of bards in a tavern start playing this and everyone just stares with dropped jaws

Knees weak, arms are heavy. There’s vomit on his tunic already.

HOW IS THE CHANNEL NOT MORE POPULAR!?! I know my D&D tavern's and festivals will never be the same...

listen to this while playing Crusader Kings III

This is the kind of stuff that makes me think everything humanity went through was worth it.

When the scourge of covide has left our lands I for one will invite my fellow noblemen to my estate and make merriment as though it is 1295 to this fyne musicke

This is what Vikings used to bump when they rowed their boats.

Good Sir, hath thou considered putting thine music on Spotify? I would truly savor thine godsent music. Also, hath there any way we could support thou and thine music ventures?

Ah a timeless classic... *Physician Dre - Frichen the Royal Guards*

Im surprised the real slim shady fits so perfectly. and suddenly its gets dark and becomes horror clown circus vibes love it

This is a masterpiece. God bless you and your family. 🫡

What sorcery is this?! I can't stop listening to this!

I'd like to sing these songs medieval style. Hip hop is about the lyrics first.

I like how Johnny Cash is a legit HIP HOP classic.

Someone with knowledge in concerts and managers should make this a legit concert experience.

My god, the lose yourself is splendid!

I gotta make a drinking game out of these. Gather a bunch of friends together and see who can be the first one to guess the song.

Ah hell yea I ain't heard Lil Charlemagne in a damn while

This is such a great playlist to have on while drawing

Found this today, and the start hit me like a ton of bricks Coolio left us yesterday 💔 rest easy man

This is the KZfaq rabbit hole I didn't know I needed. The "No Diggity" is pure gold.

I love the cross over of history nerds and music nerds it makes for the best comment section 👌

Now I can actually read shakespeare with a real immersion!

I will celebrate my bachelor‘s party next year with my boys at a round table with some ale, blunts and this soundtrack in the background. That you for this ❤️

I had feared my neighbor dropped from the Black Death, but he was indeed consumed with thy greatness of this harmony. Rejoice!

These always take me back..... back to the Great Uprising of 1354

The pictures accompanying the songs is what’s funny to me 😂😂😂

This is now my favorite KZfaq channel by miles and miles. Well done whoever you are. Well done.

Imagine if we could play these at medieval times, people at first would be like "what the shit ?!" but then slowly would start banging heads like a metal-head, I would really want to know how this would affect the future of music lol

Hear ye! Hear ye! Turneth thine musics up and celebrate for thou survived another day during tis times of bad air.

This mix and playing Skyrim fit to well.

When you like hip hop but you wanna listen to it while playing Age of Empires and still stay in theme.

It is as though I am an honored guest of the Fae Courts of The Unseelie and The Seelie. Listening to their enchanted music, partaking in the Circle Dance.

29:10 got me drifting on a camel on the sahara

i want to time travel just to play these bangers to the king

Without Me actually sounds like it could be in an Age of Empires game!

I find that HEAVY ("lourd" in french, idk if the expression is expressive in english), the mix of hip hop tunes and medieval instruments is great !

Why am I reading all comments in posh British accent? Dost thou know the reasoning which lies underneath such peculiar occurrences?

These unholy sonnets that be declared by my speaking type writer doth bring all the squires to the yard.

This got me through the plague and the crusades 🐀

This is the best thing on the internet that will ever be on the internet.

As I walketh through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look upon my life and realize tis sudden death, For I hath been pillaging and revolting so long that even mine mother believes that mine mind tis gone. I hath created a monster, for no men wish to see sir Marshall anymore, thou wishes for sir shady, I am chopped liver, well, if sir shady be what thou wishes tis what I shall give thee, a wee bit of me indulged in some rum, some rum that shall reanimate me faster than on a sunday morn at the church whence I cease donating, whence I upset the sermon whilst the pastor tis lord rebating. For I am sir shady, yes I am the real sir shady, all thou other sir shadys tis impersonating, so shall the real sir shady please standeth up For I am whatever I say I am, if I t'wasnt then why would'st I say that I am, in thy paper, thy news, every day I am. His palms tis sweaty, his knees tis weak, his arms tis heavy, tis vomit upon his armour already, mothers spaghetti, he tis nervous, however on thy surface tis calm and ready. Come along shawty, tis thy birthday, we shall party for tis thy birthday, we shall sip beere for tis thy birthday, and shant a soul give one fucketh for tis thy birthday, thou can findeth the me in the club, cup full of the rum.

Just a small correction.. the melody of Coolio's Gangsta's Paradise was sampled completely from Stevie Wonder's song Past time Paradise. The main difference was he added rapping over it. Considering its an instrumental version, it would be more accurate to say its Past time Paradise rather than Gangsta's Paradise. Just giving credit where credits due Thanks!

Searching for historical rap to pass the time at work and found this gem!

I am inclin'd to addeth yond this is an exquisite variety of tunes. Thy bard might not but feeleth did oblige to provideth thee with wealthy ent'rtainment

The 68 dislikes are all from the vikings 🙄

This is beyond amazing! I actually made a Bard for an upcoming game and I wanted him to rap with a drum or to music. Stumbling across this just made my week. I'm gonna write lyrics to match the fantasy theme of D&D and see what they think. They have no idea what I made yet. Keep up the awesome work!!