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The ways dad jokes differ from other jokes and indeed other forms of humor can be telling. (Humor researchers caution us most earnestly that if we dare to dissect why a joke is even funny, it'll take all the humor out of it. But since dad jokes are mostly not very funny anyway, I think we can take a chance).
What Makes a Joke Funny?
On the face of it we may think of jokes as fun and games, a way to make others laugh from delight and surprise. Humor has been shown to bring people closer socially and relieve the stress of negative situations. Jokes have an undeniable power to reveal truths and create a rapport.
Then again, Freud famously argued that jokes were a socially acceptable form
of hostility and aggression. Successful joke telling can form a bond between the teller and the audience, but sometimes they are banded together against the butt of the joke. It turns out the social forces that drive our use of jokes, while they may improve our moods, aren't always a laughing matter.
Topics that are usually too inappropriate to discuss in certain polite circles can be comedy gold to others: people falling and hurting themselves; people's personal traits such as weight, height, hair color, or ethnicities; even taboo or sexual subjects. Jokes can reinforce conservative, conventional views of what's considered normal."The racist can safely broach a taboo subject by making a nasty remark cloaked in humor-that is, to use humor as a testing device," notes Peter Farb. The listener can show whether they find it acceptable by laughing, or not.
What makes a thing funny? At its core, humor seems to be all about incongruity. Comic situations set up a context where something is marked or out of place. This oddness, far different to what we were led to expect or what we blithely assume is normal, is what makes things funny. The joke par excellence has to be cleverly original, yet not too clever that no one can get it. Telling a good joke needs a delicate balance.
Successful jokes, especially when new to the listener, can increase the social status of the teller in the hierarchy of a group, allowing them control over the social interaction. If you're a good comedian, people are going to give you more opportunities to tell jokes. The performance of joke telling actually usurps the normal turn-taking customs of conversation by reserving the right to speak and forcing listeners to play along with the format of the joke (for example in a knock-knock joke or riddle). For the time of the joke, it's an exercise in defining a reality that is "fiercely conservative," according to some researchers, maintaining our conventional views of the world by laughing at what's different. laughter you laugh you lose

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@johnbauman4005
@johnbauman4005 Жыл бұрын
Alternative punchline for the dog & scrabble tiles: Vet took x-rays and said his next bowel movement could spell disaster.
@adammaccallum9245
@adammaccallum9245 Жыл бұрын
Or his next vowel movement....I'll see my self out, good day sir.
@robvlob
@robvlob Жыл бұрын
I like that punchline better.
@nicdavis1202
@nicdavis1202 Жыл бұрын
But, you only get 7 letters. Dog’s been cheating.
@robvlob
@robvlob Жыл бұрын
@@nicdavis1202 I bet he feels regret somewhere in there.
@PAKallman
@PAKallman Жыл бұрын
​@@nicdavis1202 ate a whole bag is the set up
@victherocker
@victherocker Жыл бұрын
The dad who memorized the root of 666 deserves a prize
@morganh2800
@morganh2800 Жыл бұрын
I had to watch it again just so i could stop it and write it down. Lol
@sunstruckfarms4489
@sunstruckfarms4489 Жыл бұрын
​@@morganh2800 same
@Pichus08
@Pichus08 Жыл бұрын
Quickly checked... deamn, it is really root of evil! 😅
@gregholl5011
@gregholl5011 Жыл бұрын
which root? there's square root, cube root etcetera.
@jessekitchens3364
@jessekitchens3364 Жыл бұрын
I'm not too unsure that couldn't have been on the inside of those ridiculous glasses 😂 but still savage
@prayerforceone
@prayerforceone Жыл бұрын
True story: it’s actually illegal to eat Scrabble tiles. Repeat offenders could end up with a long sentence.
@jamesmcinnis208
@jamesmcinnis208 Жыл бұрын
"actually"
@livywithane
@livywithane Жыл бұрын
😭
@lowresmember2880
@lowresmember2880 Жыл бұрын
Damn bro,this one good 😂
@bigolomofe415
@bigolomofe415 Жыл бұрын
Yo...😂
@mckenziethorburn3587
@mckenziethorburn3587 Жыл бұрын
Took me far too long to realise
@burzum8312
@burzum8312 Жыл бұрын
I was crying at a local bar yesterday. The bartender asked me what's the matter. I told him my wife said she's not gona talk to me for a month. Bartender said that's not so bad. I said, it is. Today's the end of the month.
@bestboss5
@bestboss5 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂.. permission to plagiarize🙏🙏
@burzum8312
@burzum8312 Жыл бұрын
@@bestboss5 Lol none needed
@Zin_Zum
@Zin_Zum 11 ай бұрын
😂😂
@outsidlookingconcerned
@outsidlookingconcerned 9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Happy-American
@Happy-American 8 ай бұрын
Just get a divorce 😂
@PhantomFilmAustralia
@PhantomFilmAustralia Жыл бұрын
The delivery on the "Thanks for nothing" line was executed to perfection.
@damnedtolive9121
@damnedtolive9121 Жыл бұрын
10/10 ran immediately to the comments section
@johngregory9253
@johngregory9253 Жыл бұрын
😂
@TheAnnoyingBoss
@TheAnnoyingBoss Жыл бұрын
Fun fact, the root of all evil is actually the love of money. The money isn't evil, the love of the money is the root of the evil.
@albertweikel9032
@albertweikel9032 Жыл бұрын
that line killed me!....🤣
@badcornflakes6374
@badcornflakes6374 Жыл бұрын
That's your dad after a hard day's work drinking a beer in the garage
@DaGreenMarshmello
@DaGreenMarshmello Жыл бұрын
“I don’t want to interrupt her” 🤣🤣holy fuck
@RedEyedJedi
@RedEyedJedi Жыл бұрын
That was the best joke out of the lot of them because it's true 😂
@99Yeti
@99Yeti Жыл бұрын
I don’t understand it
@KoarTCN
@KoarTCN Жыл бұрын
​@@99Yeticuz women never stop talking.
@stevebengel1346
@stevebengel1346 Жыл бұрын
​@@99Yetiit means that his wife never stops talking
@benr979
@benr979 Жыл бұрын
This was an old Rodney Dangerfield line back in the day! Classic
@revan1lord
@revan1lord Жыл бұрын
I was at my wife's friend's funeral. I asked if I could say a word, she said sure. "Plethora", I said. she responded, "thanks, that means a lot"
@T-1001
@T-1001 11 ай бұрын
Underrated
@revan1lord
@revan1lord 11 ай бұрын
@@T-1001 many thanks
@AmokBR
@AmokBR 11 ай бұрын
Lol, took me a while to get it
@surajk1036
@surajk1036 9 ай бұрын
​@@AmokBRI didn't get it
@AmokBR
@AmokBR 9 ай бұрын
@@surajk1036 “Plethora” means “many” or “a lot”, hence the wife’s response.
@Sujad
@Sujad Жыл бұрын
Steak puns are a rare medium well done.
@TheVoxbox13
@TheVoxbox13 Жыл бұрын
LoL. This comment is WAY underrated.
@LuxeprivaeMedia
@LuxeprivaeMedia 9 ай бұрын
😂
@andrewstephens8790
@andrewstephens8790 9 ай бұрын
beautiful simplicity
@CarmenCastille
@CarmenCastille 7 ай бұрын
Im picking up what putting down on the grill 🥩
@jonathanmol4489
@jonathanmol4489 2 ай бұрын
I haven't heard a raw comment like that since tartare. 🥩
@ellisonhamilton3322
@ellisonhamilton3322 Жыл бұрын
I got fired from my quality control job at the M & M factory. I kept rejecting all the Ws.
@Doughnutcat5
@Doughnutcat5 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@melindamagyar3421
@melindamagyar3421 Жыл бұрын
🤣
@bluzter
@bluzter Жыл бұрын
That took me a sec 🤣🤣
@kiltedrambler
@kiltedrambler Жыл бұрын
That's a blonde joke.... 😐
@mariebelladonna437
@mariebelladonna437 Жыл бұрын
​@@kiltedramblerI've always heard it as a your mom joke, lol.
@dewimatthews
@dewimatthews Жыл бұрын
A butcher put some ribeye up on a shelf saying he’d give them to whoever guessed their weight. No one took the challenge....they thought the steaks were too high.
@flatsixx
@flatsixx Жыл бұрын
This video does an excellent job of capturing how dead inside us married dad types are.
@kyoooo
@kyoooo Жыл бұрын
Dude got 7/11 trucker hat and visor on, he livin the life
@joegilly1523
@joegilly1523 Жыл бұрын
Only 7 years of not interrupting,that's a good start.
@SweatyFatGuy
@SweatyFatGuy Жыл бұрын
its been 21 years since I interrupted my wife, it was easy after I lost 150 ugly pounds.
@TheBulbasaurKid
@TheBulbasaurKid Жыл бұрын
I don't get that one, can you explain?
@GuzzlingDuck
@GuzzlingDuck Жыл бұрын
I probably woulda laughed if he just didn't finish that joke, lmao
@AS_210
@AS_210 Жыл бұрын
​@@TheBulbasaurKidshe's been talking non-stop for 7 years
@bonzopippinpaddleopsicopolis
@bonzopippinpaddleopsicopolis Жыл бұрын
​@@AS_210 ohh lmao
@grandadmiralsuntzu5066
@grandadmiralsuntzu5066 Жыл бұрын
My dude just memorized the root of all evil
@mttw_kzn2510
@mttw_kzn2510 Жыл бұрын
these aren't even considered as jokes to them, this is just the universal language of all dads in the world
@soullessangel207
@soullessangel207 Жыл бұрын
THE STRAIGHT FACES 😂😂 their delivery and reactions 😂
@bigolomofe415
@bigolomofe415 Жыл бұрын
That's what does it for me 😂
@bigolomofe415
@bigolomofe415 Жыл бұрын
Esp the pause then nod after " we all make miss steaks" 😂
@Dilshad-gu7je
@Dilshad-gu7je Жыл бұрын
Watching these is like when you really hurt yourself and laugh, despite the pain.
@UnbyHoundredTwenty
@UnbyHoundredTwenty Жыл бұрын
Can't relate, I'm not stupid
@ereHeuqibmazoM
@ereHeuqibmazoM Жыл бұрын
I was laughing instead of crying like I thought I would when I wr clef my last cbr. Couldn’t move my legs but was chuckling at how fkin stupid this all is as gonna get once the paramedics arrived.
@gabler7992
@gabler7992 Жыл бұрын
you laugh at pain so it goeas away embarrassed
@loneshadow0844
@loneshadow0844 Жыл бұрын
Felt the same way falling into a pile of Russian Olives. Got stabbed by a lot of them and just laughed as I laid there in slight pain
@prastoworiyan4701
@prastoworiyan4701 Жыл бұрын
​@@ereHeuqibmazoM
@jjhbball
@jjhbball Жыл бұрын
These are high quality dad jokes
@davidwalker2057
@davidwalker2057 8 ай бұрын
I watched this like 30 times!!! These guys are awesome!! the root of all evil!!!... No word yet!!! I don't wanna interrupt her... the straight faces!! thanks for nothin....
@aboxthatdrools
@aboxthatdrools Жыл бұрын
"To the guy who invented the number zero. Thanks for nothing." That Indian guy: 👁️👄👁️
@lakshacc5954
@lakshacc5954 Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@vanfad1286
@vanfad1286 Жыл бұрын
Nice
@adityaaggarwal7481
@adityaaggarwal7481 Жыл бұрын
@@ashvindkumar5471 it was aryabhatt actually.
@pruthvikchaudhari9977
@pruthvikchaudhari9977 Жыл бұрын
​@@adityaaggarwal7481 why the word actually in your reply. It makes it sound like Aryabhatta was not Indian 😅😅😅
@adityaaggarwal7481
@adityaaggarwal7481 Жыл бұрын
@@pruthvikchaudhari9977 the person whom I replied said it was ramanujan who invented zero
@nicdavis1202
@nicdavis1202 Жыл бұрын
Could have kept his job at the bank if he’d apologized…. Guess he lost interest. Or needed some change.
@pushups4thepain
@pushups4thepain Жыл бұрын
good one
@rufushughes4331
@rufushughes4331 Жыл бұрын
He was vaulted out on whose account, though? Is the family checking?
@rufushughes4331
@rufushughes4331 Жыл бұрын
He was vaulted out on whose account, though? Is the family checking?
@artistale4586
@artistale4586 Жыл бұрын
I doubt they’d fund it and just stock you with the bill
@Influential1blis
@Influential1blis Жыл бұрын
Lemme give you my 2 cents
@JimHassey
@JimHassey Жыл бұрын
"Haven't talked to my wife in 7 years..." Great one !!....
@P_Rizzo
@P_Rizzo Жыл бұрын
All hail the Fraternal Association of Really Talented Enthusiastic Dads 😂
@finderlifebound6961
@finderlifebound6961 Жыл бұрын
FARTED?
@tq3076
@tq3076 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@subduedblonde731
@subduedblonde731 8 ай бұрын
Just a buncha dudes, FARTED.
@ChiChi-tn2kc
@ChiChi-tn2kc Жыл бұрын
The root of all evil got me. 😂
@gordyhernandez9203
@gordyhernandez9203 Жыл бұрын
Kids asked about marriage joke was so funny, the duck in the distance started quacking up🤣🤣🤣
@VNeto94
@VNeto94 Жыл бұрын
Duck really went "ha!"
@renderproductions1032
@renderproductions1032 Жыл бұрын
Too much quackery
@joshgilbert3239
@joshgilbert3239 Жыл бұрын
That one is gold
@snowboardslider24
@snowboardslider24 Жыл бұрын
that'll never fly...
@frolfenuugen4lyfe
@frolfenuugen4lyfe Жыл бұрын
My fav was the guy that doesn't wanna interrupt his wife. 🤣
@billolsen4360
@billolsen4360 Жыл бұрын
Cop pulls over an old man who's driving a convertible. Cop says, "Sir, when you hit that bump a couple blocks back, your wife was thrown out of the car." Old man replies, "THANK you, Officer. I thought I'd gone deaf."
@roidblitzed
@roidblitzed Жыл бұрын
I didnt understand that one
@TheOne-pn2cy
@TheOne-pn2cy Жыл бұрын
@@roidblitzedcuz his wife never stops talking
@roidblitzed
@roidblitzed Жыл бұрын
@@billolsen4360 good one 😂
@roidblitzed
@roidblitzed Жыл бұрын
@@TheOne-pn2cy thank you it makes sense now 😂
@yahdood6015
@yahdood6015 Жыл бұрын
It’s a known fact that to conceal laughter, the local dad will take a sip from his morning brew
@mr.nobody9697
@mr.nobody9697 Жыл бұрын
Dont know why but the "to the guy that invented 0, thanks for nothing" cracked me up. I think it was the delivery that got me.
@_-_TheShadow_-_
@_-_TheShadow_-_ Жыл бұрын
"So I pushed her!" Not gonna lie I just realized I'm pretty dumb, took me a good while to get that one😂😂
@brianschuetz2614
@brianschuetz2614 Жыл бұрын
I can be a little slow sometimes, myself.
@noman101
@noman101 Жыл бұрын
I still didn't get it
@_-_TheShadow_-_
@_-_TheShadow_-_ Жыл бұрын
@@noman101 her physical balance, to see if she would fall over when he pushed her 😅
@MyWillBeDone
@MyWillBeDone Жыл бұрын
​@@eaglestryker1338 yea man... it's like something just trips
@arnold2011
@arnold2011 Жыл бұрын
If you don’t know English that well, Dad jokes are really hard to understand.
@ck1abe515
@ck1abe515 Жыл бұрын
🤣 the 1st joke had me rolling 🤣, I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and say that the woman had zero balance 🤣🤷‍♂️🤣
@Pranav_Bhamidipati
@Pranav_Bhamidipati Жыл бұрын
Well, then she should be the one to have gone out on a limb 😉
@handleisntfkinavailable
@handleisntfkinavailable Жыл бұрын
i see what u did there
@kathleen2754
@kathleen2754 Жыл бұрын
The fact that y'all can just sit there and not bust out laughing I will never know how. I almost lost it on the first and second jokes 😂😂😂
@zacharymartin1876
@zacharymartin1876 Жыл бұрын
Saw a one legged man at the ATM, he was checking his balance.
@daqurisicola9665
@daqurisicola9665 Жыл бұрын
The dude in the 7 Eleven hat Omg. His glasses. 🤣🤣🤣
@20thcenturygamer22
@20thcenturygamer22 Жыл бұрын
I'd like a set, anyone know where I could get one?
@Amigo21189
@Amigo21189 Жыл бұрын
Hands down the funniest thing in the clip.
@zirconblue2
@zirconblue2 Жыл бұрын
​@@20thcenturygamer22 try searching JackJad mask
@rebeccaherrera6006
@rebeccaherrera6006 Жыл бұрын
@@20thcenturygamer22 make sure you use key words -full shade. It came up as “jackjad fashion oversized mask shape shield style sunglasses”
@ShadowFoxSF
@ShadowFoxSF Жыл бұрын
I was too distracted by those shades for 2 or 3 runs through I didn't even see the hat
@therealbeedubbs35
@therealbeedubbs35 Жыл бұрын
The son asking what it’s like to be married joke! 🤣 straight laughed so hard 👏👏👏👏
@gordyhernandez9203
@gordyhernandez9203 Жыл бұрын
That was so funny even the duck in the distance was quacking up🤣
@pingoo4057
@pingoo4057 Жыл бұрын
I didn't understand that
@flashahhasavedeveryoneofus2824
@flashahhasavedeveryoneofus2824 Жыл бұрын
Why u ignoring me
@mchammer5026
@mchammer5026 Жыл бұрын
​@@pingoo4057 because it's a boomer joke
@mrhefe2322
@mrhefe2322 Жыл бұрын
​@@mchammer5026 how is it a boomer joke?
@steveroberts728
@steveroberts728 Жыл бұрын
Only seven years ? I’ve been married for twenty four years and I’m still waiting for a chance to say anything.
@v3ngence138
@v3ngence138 Жыл бұрын
Broo, I was holding it at first, but I genuinely can't hold it in anymore watching it a second time. I'm burst to laughter every single time 🤣
@aebalc
@aebalc Жыл бұрын
This is why the internet exists.
@josephhunt7920
@josephhunt7920 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha! I memorized the square root of 666 back in 1993 and I can still blab it out on command! Thank you Ti-83
@claude199x
@claude199x Жыл бұрын
Best scientific calculator I have ever had.
@troybaxter
@troybaxter Жыл бұрын
TI-84 Plus is superior, but TI-83 is still quality.
@claude199x
@claude199x Жыл бұрын
@@troybaxter oh no you didn't...
@cameronevans5547
@cameronevans5547 Жыл бұрын
I got all these jokes but that one please explain it. I swear I should understand it but sadly I’m not witted enough to.
@DadMakesJokes
@DadMakesJokes Жыл бұрын
I haven't talked to my wife in 7 years because I didn't want to interrupt her 😂😂😂
@deweyoxburger5470
@deweyoxburger5470 Жыл бұрын
"what do you do when you have an elephant with 3 balls? You walk him and pitch to the rhino"
@winston-churchill
@winston-churchill Жыл бұрын
Nice one! 🤣
@prayerforceone
@prayerforceone Ай бұрын
@@deweyoxburger5470 Took me a minute😂
@ogenevieve
@ogenevieve Жыл бұрын
My 93-year-old, Korean war vet dad, who just got out of the hospital today called me and said: "This woman went into a tattoo shop that had a sign up that read ' free tattoos for women if you show us your boobs.'" I didn't know how to respond, but before I could ask him what the joke was he said, "the name of the shop was 'Tit for Tat.'" He's got a million of them!
@rorybattersby5636
@rorybattersby5636 Жыл бұрын
wow guys you need to get a life
@travo1228
@travo1228 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Hashiriya985
@Hashiriya985 Жыл бұрын
I was not prepared for that one
@deidrataylor1360
@deidrataylor1360 Жыл бұрын
That was a good one 😂
@ogenevieve
@ogenevieve Жыл бұрын
To everyone who took the time to tap the 👍, I want to say thank you so much bcuz when I told him that I wrote this and that 395 ppl liked it, I don't have the words to describe how much that meant to him. He's also lost his sight in the last couple of years, so he can't read it himself, so again I thank each one of you.
@Afif.anNayem.asSalafi
@Afif.anNayem.asSalafi Жыл бұрын
I could listen to this all day.
@Akumansion
@Akumansion Жыл бұрын
the dude in the last looked genuinely impressed.
@ronaldhill7180
@ronaldhill7180 Жыл бұрын
Thanks, I needed this today.....God Bless
@thebigcheese_6997
@thebigcheese_6997 Жыл бұрын
Bro that last one had me flying halfway across Panama 💀
@iaminlovewithyou.
@iaminlovewithyou. Жыл бұрын
I want a video of that
@CautiousDad
@CautiousDad Жыл бұрын
Ngl as a dad I do appreciate a good dad joke, it's what I do most of the time 🥰
@GiGi1217
@GiGi1217 Жыл бұрын
These guys are too much. Love it! As you swiftly move calmly to water beneath you. No Word Yet, Don't want to interrupt her. ALL great ones. Look 4ward to more of these!!
@thegamingpuff3744
@thegamingpuff3744 Жыл бұрын
The root of evil being 25.807 is f***ing amazing 😂
@habbadabbado5765
@habbadabbado5765 Жыл бұрын
All day long, these jokes can fall like pearls of wisdom from their mouths
@ronaldwilliams9600
@ronaldwilliams9600 Жыл бұрын
Okay… the “no word yet” got me good.
@ninh05
@ninh05 Жыл бұрын
Havent’t talked to my wife for 7 years… This is not a joke, it’s wisdom for a happy life.
@esmeraldablack2365
@esmeraldablack2365 6 ай бұрын
Love the first 3 (check balance, dog swallowed scrabble & did not want to interrupt wife ) and the zero joke. 😂😂😂
@ericestes3567
@ericestes3567 Жыл бұрын
The root of all evil joke is genius
@greatgeraldseverythingthri5208
@greatgeraldseverythingthri5208 Жыл бұрын
Swears man
@quintopia
@quintopia Жыл бұрын
you got me with the balancing the mug on your hand
@zorro8375
@zorro8375 Жыл бұрын
Had this on repeat for an hour
@Sindollx666x
@Sindollx666x Жыл бұрын
To commit to memory? Good call.
@danielpinto1925
@danielpinto1925 9 ай бұрын
"I haven't talked to my wife for 7 years" sounds so real hahaha
@JohnTurner313
@JohnTurner313 Жыл бұрын
"So I pushed her" and "I don't want to interrupt her" 😂
@michelleadamchak1330
@michelleadamchak1330 Жыл бұрын
Ah, Dock Tok dad jokes. What a perfect way to start a nice, relaxing, easy Sunday. Heartfelt thanks for your creative genius!!
@gamalielharris8066
@gamalielharris8066 Жыл бұрын
The zero pun killed me
@davidnavratil5349
@davidnavratil5349 Жыл бұрын
as an engineering student, that square root got me pissed 🤣🤣🤣
@lemdisco4575
@lemdisco4575 Жыл бұрын
Pure, %100, Gold.
@aisforapple2494
@aisforapple2494 7 күн бұрын
The last one is the best! 🤣
@Auvas_Damask
@Auvas_Damask Жыл бұрын
Doesn't anyone else realize how long it must have taken them to get those shorts considering they've been growing new beards all the time?
@platrover5110
@platrover5110 Жыл бұрын
the "i dont want to interrupt her" got me good.
@R1D9M8B4
@R1D9M8B4 Жыл бұрын
The open mouth at the end killed me.
@reeseross9504
@reeseross9504 Жыл бұрын
The first one gets me 😂 yeah I'll check your balance push, your balance is off 😂🤣.
@hughphil
@hughphil 8 ай бұрын
I'm a French woman, and don't understand that bank balance check joke; please explain it to me.
@firewaterbydesign
@firewaterbydesign Жыл бұрын
A few of these were pretty good!! My favorite was the dog 🐕 eating the tiles and the sqare root of evil!! An honorable mention to being married!!
@jomichealnelson8355
@jomichealnelson8355 Жыл бұрын
What makes a good dad joke is what makes a good dad. commitment
@Gamer-gv7xn
@Gamer-gv7xn Жыл бұрын
First 2 guys: normal. Third guy: Master chief visor.
@Arthur._Morgan
@Arthur._Morgan Жыл бұрын
my girlfriend was upset recently because her dog died. I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one, but then she just yelled at me, "WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH TWO DEAD DOGS!?" (disclaimer: I don't take credit for inventing this joke, but I can't remember its real origin.)
@EyeonthePrize247
@EyeonthePrize247 Жыл бұрын
Sheesh, they’ve got legs for days.
@talknerdy2me926
@talknerdy2me926 Жыл бұрын
“Thanks for nothing” He started laughing lol
@ColinRichardson
@ColinRichardson Жыл бұрын
I do love the "not spoken to my wife in 7 years" joke..
@KrisMcCauley
@KrisMcCauley Жыл бұрын
I would like longer pauses maybe a sip on the coffee. Could be super relaxing just having two buds down by the lake horsin
@mytrigger5613
@mytrigger5613 Жыл бұрын
Just slow it down a notch.
@warrenb9343
@warrenb9343 Жыл бұрын
Love these! Keep 'em coming. I've heard the "didn't want to interrupt her..." one many times. It still gets me!
@rellyrue18
@rellyrue18 Жыл бұрын
Guy in the beige shorts almost has a ball hanging out. THATS the best dad joke here.
@dahwydmoran3396
@dahwydmoran3396 Жыл бұрын
The way his cup is sitting towards the end got me. Lol
@stinkytoy
@stinkytoy Жыл бұрын
Ive honestly never heard a single one of these before. All solid. Now subscribed 👍🏻
@Sindollx666x
@Sindollx666x Жыл бұрын
Yup got me too
@bolarinde01
@bolarinde01 Жыл бұрын
I like this one most my wife haven't talked to me in 7yrs I don't want to interrupt her 😂😂😂😂😂😄
@roidblitzed
@roidblitzed Жыл бұрын
I didnt understand that one. Been looking through the comments for an explanation lol
@LuckSpinner
@LuckSpinner 6 ай бұрын
Their Ray Dunn cups got me rollin'!!! 😁🤣☕️
@wandarobinson5612
@wandarobinson5612 Жыл бұрын
Love the PUNS! Play On Words….LOVE IT!!!
@reecec1379
@reecec1379 Жыл бұрын
"I got fired from the bank. A woman askes me to check her balance, and I pushed her over" "She said,'No, Money!' and to that I kicked her knee."
@EarlGrey-YT
@EarlGrey-YT Жыл бұрын
I just really need to get one of those visors.
@akazy7906
@akazy7906 Жыл бұрын
Satire after pun after pun, INCREDIBLE JOKES
@Cancerouspiss
@Cancerouspiss Жыл бұрын
Gotta be the greatest conversation I've heard all day
@ironmanthunder100
@ironmanthunder100 Жыл бұрын
These top their dad jokes yo!
@frankietorres1901
@frankietorres1901 Жыл бұрын
What did the Roman soldier that put Jesus on the cross after his third try say ???nailed it
@joshuamontgomery3011
@joshuamontgomery3011 Жыл бұрын
Another punchline for the one about the dog eating Scrabble tiles: The results spelled disaster
@Drsteezymcgee
@Drsteezymcgee Жыл бұрын
Yup I'm getting old.. the last one made me burst out in laughter 🤣
@francoiskeulen
@francoiskeulen Жыл бұрын
I like the sunglass of the guy with the 7-eleven cap.
@ChrisPileggi
@ChrisPileggi Жыл бұрын
"...so I took him to the vet. It was a real crapshoot."
@unicorn5154
@unicorn5154 11 ай бұрын
The 7-11 hat with those sunglasses... pure genius!
@sbahrin73mahmod
@sbahrin73mahmod Жыл бұрын
Omg...😆😆😆
@allyreed7616
@allyreed7616 Жыл бұрын
This is Letterkenny energy and I’m here for it
@sirnatanielson
@sirnatanielson Жыл бұрын
This just made me realize that I subconsciously make dad jokes to my wife and kids. At least she laughs at them.
@garethzbarker
@garethzbarker Жыл бұрын
I don't know why this is on my feed, but that's quality dad joke material.
@gmsisd
@gmsisd Жыл бұрын
What was next 2 after "didn't wanna interrupt her?" 🤣 I couldn't stop laughing
@alicejeans7185
@alicejeans7185 8 ай бұрын
Here’s one:My wife told me I should stop singing I’m a believer or she would leave me I thought she was joking but then I saw her face😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ITseNano_YT
@ITseNano_YT Жыл бұрын
"Thanks for nothing "😂😂😂. Actually super funny dad joke
@kamrans2887
@kamrans2887 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 My family always sarcasticlly laugh at my dad jokes but I enjoy them myself 😅
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