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One of the hardest hits this season! Season 2 now on DVD
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@dannass5 3 жыл бұрын
Ufc fighters: "Great fight bro! You were outstanding!" Knights: "MMHMMPHUMMOPM HMMPUMHM"
@meldrop4411 3 жыл бұрын
Its like the pyro from tf2 lol
@idkwhattoputhere.9891 3 жыл бұрын
@@meldrop4411 Expect less psycho, well most of the time
@krieger8825 3 жыл бұрын
Translation: Do you believe in magic from underworld the flame
@RoGameReview 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@plantybara 3 жыл бұрын
This is what the 2020 Presidential Debates should've been
@quijybojanklebits8750 3 жыл бұрын
Omg yes.
@spacenomad4477 3 жыл бұрын
I'd watch that even though I'm not american
@arbitrage2141 3 жыл бұрын
Haha id pay just to see either of them try and mount a horse
@TheDennys21 3 жыл бұрын
Those geezers would die from that...
@dwarfie24 3 жыл бұрын
@@DdraigGoch84 Both of them would ask for donations to do it. And then probably either fake it, or fail miserably.
@jojobar5877 5 жыл бұрын
“Your arms off!”. “no it’s not”. “what’s that then?”
@liamroose7768 5 жыл бұрын
Tis just a scratch
@user-qk1xt3yb7i 4 жыл бұрын
@@liamroose7768 I think you meant tis "but" a scratch. Still funny though
@duncan7593 3 жыл бұрын
"just a flesh wound.."
@TheMunsteraddict15 3 жыл бұрын
“Get back here! I’ll bite your legs off” 😂 god I need to watch that again
@GoodKnight5252 3 жыл бұрын
I've had worse...
@GerOffYeWeeBastard 7 жыл бұрын
'tis but a scratch.
@GerOffYeWeeBastard 4 жыл бұрын
@Matthew Tenorio_3200654 Right, call it a draw then?
@rakijawoodland 3 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏
@donny7841 3 жыл бұрын
Monty Python reference... 👍
@mantabond 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha.
@vk45de54 3 жыл бұрын
Was there even a scratch?
@mikereyes2488 3 жыл бұрын
He was jousted so hard he lost his medieval english accent and woke up in modern times
@broyogurt3000 3 жыл бұрын
MADE MY DAY
@aztec2281 3 жыл бұрын
right in my neck, right off the back of my DOME
@Fuzzira 3 жыл бұрын
@@aztec2281 As I rock rock rock rock rock the microphone!
@paullawrence9921 3 жыл бұрын
Blue plume is definition of "but did you see the other guy"
@ScottCyclops 6 жыл бұрын
The one with the plumes did a superhero landing.Looks unfazed.Just immediate bounce back like wow lol
@baonkang5990 5 жыл бұрын
Looked sick as hell.
@DnAfilms405 4 жыл бұрын
dude he landed on his back so hard that he bounced perfectly on his feet. mans should be dead
@peacefool 4 жыл бұрын
How do these guys train for this sport?!
@russelllim4891 4 жыл бұрын
Dylan Hite you would be surprised how much a human can tank
@rvaugh230 3 жыл бұрын
It looked sick as hell but I'd be willing to bet he was out on his feet.
@jarongreen5480 3 жыл бұрын
I love how they hug at the end. it's just so wholesome.
@Alfred_Leonhart 3 жыл бұрын
Seems to be a thing to just about any sport especially Boxing/UFC
@yungdomino4718 3 жыл бұрын
@@Alfred_Leonhart because at the end of the day, these people arent trying to kill each other but in situations like these you could argue it was near death so im sure both of them were glad he didnt end up severely injured or dead
@Jaro_Il_Magnifico 3 жыл бұрын
And they both talked like they had buckets on their heads
@amesrupnick464 3 жыл бұрын
Full contact Medieval fighting in general has no hard feelings involved, even at battle of the nations people just hug it out after they beat the crap out of each other, just a bunch of buff nerds doing what they love most
@DivineBeaver 3 жыл бұрын
I always hug my enemies after ive slain them they usually dont hug back though
@audeobellicus 3 жыл бұрын
"He's probably off with some other girl..." *Where he is actually at*
@HORSESNDOGS9 3 жыл бұрын
Lol, the funny thing is, if this hypothetocal couple were on good terms, he'd bring her with him to show off/share something that's special to him. So we can assume the basis of the joke is that they're already on bad terms 🤣
@davidbengtsson4964 3 жыл бұрын
@@HORSESNDOGS9 or maybe he's doing this in secret cause his girl thinks he's going to fucking die
@Orimthekeyacolite 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidbengtsson4964 it's a kind of hobby that is impossible to do without full support and participation of your lady. Who do you think makes the garbs and all the fancy decorations while the guy is at the smithy hammering on his new breastplate? ;) That, and probably his young cousin as his page, taking care of the horse))
@Orimthekeyacolite 3 жыл бұрын
@uwu owo personally I don't know anyone who could sustain it without help. Think of it: horse riding, sword fighting, regular workout to support it AND historical recreation of both costume and armor - each of those is already a full time hobby for a normal person. These guys have to combine it all. So it's either full support and participation by family members, or help from comrades in arms from your reenactment club + no personal life at all))
@Fuzzira 3 жыл бұрын
"Hey girl, wanna see me get railed at full gallop?"
@rajpreetdhillon8084 3 жыл бұрын
These guys look so bad ass in that armour. Makes you think how mind numbingly terrifying facing a heavy cavalry would have been.
@dumitrache12 3 жыл бұрын
not really since even heavy cavalry was used to flank enemy lines. Not even the toughest can protect you from a wall of spears
@zetos4440 3 жыл бұрын
@@dumitrache12 depends on what time period is
@Adam509846 3 жыл бұрын
@@dumitrache12 The polish-lithuanian winged hussars defeated many walls of spears. :D
@ikielinsesi1843 3 жыл бұрын
@@Adam509846 against Germans?
@Adam509846 3 жыл бұрын
@@ikielinsesi1843 In the 17th / 18th century? The Commonwealth fought more with the Swedes, Russians and Turks than with the German states. What is the difference between Swedish and German pikemen?
@chrisquirk187 4 жыл бұрын
Damn, he knocked the medieval accent right out of him! Lol
@Isaac-0.4 3 жыл бұрын
The guy on the black horse was hit soo hard, he literally ended up standing on his knees
@princegaraad7308 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@cool-68 3 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see you in his place, tough man! 😆
@TempoTrack 3 жыл бұрын
@@cool-68 ?
@aarongonzalez4458 3 жыл бұрын
@@cool-68 bruh what?
@jomomma8754 3 жыл бұрын
0:23 dude fell straight off into the "M'lady" position
@DivingHawker 3 жыл бұрын
You know what I love? Despite the violence of the sport, they hug out in the end and have a huge respect for their adversary, like true knights!
@BaldMancTwat 3 жыл бұрын
You know how jousting really worked back in the day, right? They didn't hug it out. The winner executed the loser.
@josephcorry6443 3 жыл бұрын
@@BaldMancTwat Not true. There were jousts of war and jousts of peace. The latter were a matter of honor and putting on a show, killing was not the intent.
@Glory264 3 жыл бұрын
@bob morane Exactly
@DivingHawker 3 жыл бұрын
@@BaldMancTwat I'm pretty sure jousting was part of tournaments that were just there as games and entertainment.
@dt534 3 жыл бұрын
@@BaldMancTwat No they didn't, there were strict rules when it came to these
@pbandjosh 7 жыл бұрын
Technical deduction for failing to finish oponent with mace.
@tjitjo 3 жыл бұрын
ahem i'm pretty sure they didn't have pepper spray in medieval times sir
@isaiahletsplay5492 3 жыл бұрын
@@tjitjo yes that is definitely what he meant
@mynameisbenL 3 жыл бұрын
@@tjitjo wrong type of mace lol
@antekknapek4635 3 жыл бұрын
@@tjitjo lol
@museluvr 2 жыл бұрын
@@tjitjo What he meant was the weapon mace.. look it up. lol
@Skalistre 3 жыл бұрын
“your feeble attempt at my life has been in vain... now you will perish”
@coffeboss2 3 жыл бұрын
So Are you cuestioning my honor? Sir i dare you to a duel
@Skalistre 3 жыл бұрын
Tsk, you are making a grave mistake.. ‘Tis I who will be victorious. You are merely an ant at my foot, begone or suffer my wrath.. as I promise.. you won’t live to tell the tale
@coffeboss2 3 жыл бұрын
@@Skalistre then i Will die on honorable Battle On guard sir
@Skalistre 3 жыл бұрын
Very well, I will gladly trade blows with a man of honour.. you have earned my respect. I will be sure to take care of your beloved after I’m finished with you
@banzdakota7596 3 жыл бұрын
yeerhaaw leave my wife alone squire
@MM22966 3 жыл бұрын
"...and that's why smart people wear plate armor, kids!"
@rubdulbah3201 3 жыл бұрын
"Laughs in Kevlar."
@sirpuffball6366 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure kevlar would do absolutely nothing for an impact like this
@rubdulbah3201 3 жыл бұрын
@@sirpuffball6366 I know but it was a mid range joke.
@vladtepesh3761 3 жыл бұрын
A few years ago, there was a joust in Europe , when the pole splintered, a chunk shot across and right through the eye slot of the helmet, killing the guy.
@rubdulbah3201 3 жыл бұрын
Um... safety glasses then? I guess. Jeez I'm still reminded why Henry Bourbon of France died in one of these matches.
@chrisresnikoff1741 3 жыл бұрын
Girls in PE: "OMG were getting all sweaty and tired, I hate this" Boys in PE:
@anthonysimpson01 3 жыл бұрын
girls locker room: "omg math sucks so much" boys locker room:
@Arelak 4 жыл бұрын
Two EXCEPTIONALLY well placed hits landing at the same time...
@nnndddccc 3 жыл бұрын
Neither of them got mad and behead his own horse?
@nursery6269 3 жыл бұрын
Lol I know what you're referencing
@dt534 3 жыл бұрын
@@nursery6269 Is it referring to Don Lucanor
@ToWatchMusic 3 жыл бұрын
D T no the mountain
@blurgle9185 3 жыл бұрын
A Dothraki joust without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair.
@dt534 3 жыл бұрын
@@ToWatchMusic Oh okay, haha
@AlienYogurtPot123 3 жыл бұрын
0:51 "Yeah, straight on the back of my dome As I rock, rock, rock, rock, rock the microphone "
@chonkcat2 3 жыл бұрын
German style, or "closet rod", jousting... very dangerous form. People ended up using more breakable lances to avoid hits like that in the French style: which has a smaller target shield on the jouster called an ecranche that must be struck and also break the lance in order for a point to be scored. The lance I've seen for the people that do French are made of metal but the tip (~3 ft or so) is made of spiral-cut pinewood, which still takes 800+lbs of pressure in order to break but the breakage doesn't become sharp to the point of being a danger to the animals or ground crew and the knights don't get injured too quickly in the event.
@isocrate27 3 жыл бұрын
Freshman_Horse#1: "Are you sure you wanna do this, sir?" Experienced_Horse#2: "It's alright man, let's give these metallic primates what they want."
@thetrueking6137 3 жыл бұрын
I’m actually not mad KZfaq randomly recommended me this
@ihavetowait90daystochangem67 3 жыл бұрын
The shockwave created from them hitting each other is so strong that I can feel it from Singapore twice meaning it gone around the world once
@Jonslondon 3 жыл бұрын
girl: *he's out again, hes probably cheating on me* boy:
@choppy8574 5 жыл бұрын
This is why women live longer than men, so good 😂
@Trebor6127 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, right, maybe if you forget the "minor" details that all of the most dangerous (but necessary) jobs are done almost exclusively by men, that the vast majory of people engaged in all kinds of rescue operations are men and that men almost always put their lives in the front line whenever there is any danger that can threaten women.
@sirhoon87 4 жыл бұрын
@@Trebor6127 lol
@assassinmanx6128 4 жыл бұрын
@@Trebor6127 Truth! Men build the homes women lounge in and say they're independent.
@yerroc9816 3 жыл бұрын
@@Trebor6127 That, but also because testosterone is hard on the body
@Mrjackcool2 3 жыл бұрын
Its a light hearted joke guys, forget the politics for a moment
@ironreeve9370 3 жыл бұрын
I love the hug they exchanged after the red dude got up. A sense of sportsmanship that is often overlooked
@BlindBulldog556 4 жыл бұрын
0:20 Sounds like the halo sniper rifle lol.......
@dt534 3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@jamesyelton11 3 жыл бұрын
looks like it hits as hard as one...
@TheCrabActivist4525 3 жыл бұрын
Heh I noticed that too
@spade3779 3 жыл бұрын
It actually does xD
@elgringofeo9348 3 жыл бұрын
2 dudes just nearly murdered each other 2 dudes: bro that was sick!
@wolfgangamadeusmozart6267 3 жыл бұрын
What a great horse the white one! made a halt just after its knight fell off, it also seemed to quiet experienced as it prepared for the impact of the lance against the knight on its back.
@6Twisted 3 жыл бұрын
I've never been interesting in watching football or anything but this is the kind of sport I could get into. I like how both horses moved their heads away, I assume because they knew what was coming xD
@abstractgeniuscomments 3 жыл бұрын
That guy got knocked all the way to a different continent. And century, "straight on his dome".
@blackthrone6976 3 жыл бұрын
Dude got hit so hard, he got knock ONTO his feet
@alexanderren1097 3 жыл бұрын
He was lucky to hit with his back and shoulders which spread out the force of the impact. The other guy landed on his neck and back of his head. If it wasn't for the armor he'd have been seriously injured or maybe even dead on impact
@besacciaesteban 3 жыл бұрын
Ahh, the cracking explosions of the lances connecting and the fierous cheering of the inhebriated crowd... Nerd sports are best sports!!
@mexicangod8851 3 жыл бұрын
Girls Locker Room: OMG! cant believe Britney would do that! Boys Locker Room:
@hazeyknight4206 4 жыл бұрын
DO TEN PUSH UPS!!!!
@gutsjoestar7450 3 жыл бұрын
why men live shorter than female in a nutshell but it's *totally worth it*
@bassembboustany 3 жыл бұрын
When the level 8 virgin on a horse crosses the level 200 Ploomer chad on a horse
@timkoe7023 3 жыл бұрын
lolz
@charon_lix 3 жыл бұрын
Cringe
@sirpuffball6366 3 жыл бұрын
Referring to ploomers as Chads is a gross misrepresentation
@GambledMyhouse 3 жыл бұрын
@@sirpuffball6366 what's so bad about ploomers?
@bassembboustany 3 жыл бұрын
@@sirpuffball6366 *have at thee*
@Drewbreesboss9 3 жыл бұрын
The crowd gasped like the super smash bros gasp you hear all the time.
@uhltide3 3 жыл бұрын
That was a hard as hell hit, but the plate armor prevented both of them from being cut in half. Still hurt, but it's cool to see just how effective plate armor is.
@SkippertheBart 3 жыл бұрын
The white rider got rocked so badly he saw visions of his ancestors.
@Erick_Bloodaxe 3 жыл бұрын
Well struck! Both broke their lances so points are the same, but one landed on his feet in a kneeling position. That’s the winner in my mind.
@Mav86asian 2 жыл бұрын
These people are crazy…and brave to the max. Absolutely stunning!
@confusablecabbage4104 3 жыл бұрын
Great sportsmanship from the competitors, hugging it out after that impressive clash.
@IIchavezz 2 жыл бұрын
0:36 did he really just say “do ten push ups”😂after the dude almost died
@EmperorSigismund 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you algorithm. I found this video once and then lost it and was looking for it for years. Suddenly here it is.
@Altaranalt 3 жыл бұрын
A cowboy right next to a knight. This is freaking amazing
@nasdilemactyler1939 3 жыл бұрын
You can't help but love the sportsmanship at the end.
@castleaether1965 3 жыл бұрын
Damn ... I'll bet even the horses winced at that.
@cooldude7148 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder how entertaining this is for the horses
@IgiWhiteman 3 жыл бұрын
Me at 0:01 "This is so stupid. Didn't medieval tournaments kill more knights than actual wars?" Me at 1:03 "Omg, I totally get it now. Definitely worth it. I LOVE IT!"
@jaegermann4170 3 жыл бұрын
Pure, unfiltered boys with the boys
@thecrusader3852 3 жыл бұрын
Brings me back...
@lilslavboi2171 3 жыл бұрын
dudes in armor hugging is the coolest thing ive seen in my life
@spaztron5000 11 ай бұрын
That kid being a camera person is awesome!
@alessandroscarrone 3 жыл бұрын
"IT'S CALLED A LANCE! HELLOOOOO!"
@tylerfnley4261 3 жыл бұрын
Ya know it’s 2020 and we’re still enjoying such a simple yet excruciating sport 😂
@Jejemoney07 3 жыл бұрын
First round of KZfaq recommendation visitors say "LANCE!!"
@cam_spamtm6439 3 жыл бұрын
"Ok then, we'll call it a draw."
@GeorgieBonsoir 3 жыл бұрын
The "Right on the back of my dome." gets me everytime.
@hi.5070 3 жыл бұрын
TIS BUT A SCRATCH NO ITS NOT YOUR ARMS OFF NO IT ISNT THEN WHATS THEN 😂😂🤣 I love that 😂😂🤣
@squirrel3244 2 жыл бұрын
the clanking of metal during the hug is epic...
@zaxbitterzen2178 4 жыл бұрын
And the Knight landing replaces the superhero by a mile
@StudleyDuderight 3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile some pampered professional athlete is faking an injury to get his or her team a free timeout.
@narukami597 3 жыл бұрын
True but pro athletes train 1000 times harder than these guys so its not right to call them pampered.
@StudleyDuderight 3 жыл бұрын
@@narukami597 You ever wear full plate armor? Me neither, but I have worn modern body armor that weighs just as much. You're not putting that shit on doing much of anything if you aren't in top physical condition. Ever ride a horse? I have. You can't just hop on a horse and go. It takes a lot of work to get to the level of riding that these guys are at. I can't wait for your reply.
@narukami597 3 жыл бұрын
@@StudleyDuderight lmao youre so deluded.
@meldrop4411 3 жыл бұрын
@@narukami597 How so
@narukami597 3 жыл бұрын
@@meldrop4411 The guy thinks these hobbyists put in more effort than pro athletes who train a minimum of 30 hours a week lol. Its especially funny when you think of fighting sports where athletes train just as hard and literally get faces broken regularly.
@Str8Twink 3 жыл бұрын
I see the algorithm brings us together again!
@DavidTube5 3 жыл бұрын
This looks really rough, but for some reason I have to say I am glad people still do this
@memesouls8653 2 жыл бұрын
*This is how arguments should be settled*
@RamC002 3 жыл бұрын
Got up by himself like a real man
@boogeymann6686 2 жыл бұрын
It was so satisfying to see the dirt fall off when they did the hug
@aerith119 4 жыл бұрын
The kid holding the camera. My mom wouldn't let me near anything worth more than $10 when I was a kid.
@BaldMancTwat 3 жыл бұрын
@pivotsforyou Or they're just loaded and a $2000 camera is nothing to them.
@micahy.6190 3 жыл бұрын
0:11 The blue knight was hit so hard even gravity was stunned
@cliffordcox9393 3 жыл бұрын
Brutal shot from both of them
@GrandLordGeek 3 жыл бұрын
I was there. I saw that hit. You could feel the crack of the lance and armor slap your eardrums. It sounded like a gunshot. You can hear the crowd ooh at that.
@Venatorion 3 жыл бұрын
The Horses: Wtf as these people doing... Horses Ancensters: Shut up with your whinning you have no idea... But true
@Gurtington Жыл бұрын
Straight on the back of my DOOOME lmao dude has massive balls of steel
@nickbagelboy 3 жыл бұрын
"DO TEN PUSHUPS!!".....there's always that one guy. Don't be that guy.
@EEEEEEE354 3 жыл бұрын
That armor is fantastic. Insane.
@FPR 3 жыл бұрын
The plume dude was kinda helped by the rope. It made him roll, whereas the other dude fell straight on his head.
@lumberluc 3 жыл бұрын
Dang, they looks like they really had fun.
@ogee1264 3 жыл бұрын
History coming full circle again
@lugialaku867 3 жыл бұрын
The guy on the black horse gets up majestically and is ready for prayer...
@777SFINN777 3 жыл бұрын
As long as the horseys don't get hurt.
@flavourbusiness3870 3 жыл бұрын
Finally KZfaq recommendations showing me something fucking cool
@BanjoNoob2 3 жыл бұрын
Holy crap, this just popped into my algorithm, and I was there for this!
@CptJumper 3 жыл бұрын
No idea why this is in my recommendations but I am not complaining!!
@DZ-1987 3 жыл бұрын
What a recovery!
@MrBerg4ever 3 жыл бұрын
Ladies and Gentlemen... Welcome to the recommendation of KZfaq's English video of the month!
@timh.7169 3 жыл бұрын
0:49 sounds like the lyrics from Bomfunk MC's "Freestyler"
@nicholasmargagliano1833 3 жыл бұрын
Aliens are probably like “y do they do this? We’re not visiting anymore”
@sethleoric2598 3 жыл бұрын
Im gonna assume this must've happened at one point during history
@grenaders3895 3 жыл бұрын
many times, some times people even died. what a fucking awesome sport XD
@rayanderson5797 3 жыл бұрын
Likely. And they used this method in real combat, too, with pointed tips rather than blunt. So it's possible that at some point two knights impaled each other during a charge.
@sethleoric2598 3 жыл бұрын
@@rayanderson5797 yeah, i guess putting that much pressure into one point would break most armors
@ProfessorShnacktime 3 жыл бұрын
@@sethleoric2598 Actually at a certain point in history lances started proving ineffective against plate chestpieces, that's what helped the push along to cavalry using guns, charging forward into the fray and shooting the line they charged. Of course this was after hundreds of years of lance use, so they were good for quite a while. Just took plate to become more common, and by then gunpowder was ready to take off.
@sethleoric2598 3 жыл бұрын
@@ProfessorShnacktime nice, i thought bullets at the time but yeah i see where that was going
@panjacus9760 3 жыл бұрын
I used to watch this 500 years ago. Didn't know its still on TV.
@tarrker 3 жыл бұрын
I fight in the field. Full contact. Every day people come and say I'm crazy for taking weapon blows to the body. Every day I tell them "You've never seen a joust, have you?" x_x
@diz4961 4 жыл бұрын
props too the kid camera man
@Obnoxiouswolf2 3 жыл бұрын
that looked like a expensive camera
@3yron 2 жыл бұрын
We need this to come back as a sport. People won’t be as crazy if you can work out some of the anger in some clean fun
@ronin7997 3 жыл бұрын
Best algorithm recommend I've received in months, now I need some mead and a giant funnel cake!
@justinbandy2610 3 жыл бұрын
A giant smoked 4lb turkey leg with that mead
@talkaboutwacky 7 ай бұрын
They went flying
@koesalagoepagoep 3 жыл бұрын
when even the horse knows it's over
@mamasaurus4856 3 жыл бұрын
Ouch! I've fallen hard off horses but obviously nothing like this. Super impressed, gents!
@thenazcalines9876 3 жыл бұрын
Get in there Heath!!!
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