David Sun Gotta Dash Mom! See you after Swim Practice at School!

Spoiled lil fucks lol

Ong

Gotta run mom. Love ya. Like bitch, sit your sonic speed ass down and eat this.

SmokeyHavoc lmfao true

Or the potato hash-browns. And didn't make the bread, much less toast it in the pot. Tisk...

@@jamestheotherone742 or the cutlery... how misleading.

It’s tea you moron

it's English tea. it was written lol

lmao

Exactly, I don't understand how people run on sugar fests like that.

Exactly, I don't understand how people run on sugar fests like that.

I find it so funny that people bashed on this but don't know about the history of how this dish came about

I live in germany, but me and my family are asians. And to confirm stereotypes we also had a chinese restaurant. Every Saturday we would eat breakfast which was essentially an english breakfast before my mom and cooks would do prep work for the next week. Always happy when saturday came around

@Aztecs Have Been Taking L's Since 1519 Wdym?

Lol😂😂

True, true

👍

Love the profile pic

@Andres Porras And how do you deal with the onion gases

ANIISH KUMAR lol

HAHAHAHAAHAHAH

It's not British, the bacon is wrong, no one cooks Baked beans like that, utter disgrace

chopsticks xD

@@Ian-we2pq a brit became a weeb ,we must purify him

yes cuz we broke af

im sure living off hot pockets isnt going to be that much cheaper than eating a healthy poor mans lunch... or breakfast. most third world countries eat healthier than that ;)

@@khoroshoorange I hate hot pockets id rather eat pizza rolls

Damn i see you everywhere now xD last time I saw you in beatbox vids haha

Already prepared food is expensive man. You gotta get a big ass thing of rice and cheap add ons like onions or cheap sausage.

Up your life game bro 😎

Find your strenght and do something about it brother

Masochism is a disease

@@eternalproductions loser

@@eternalproductions 😂 You gonna help him do it? It isn't remotely that easy, especially without help and support.

at least they didn't get any ashes in their tomatos

Sausages, eggs, nice crispy bacon

@@notmyrealhandle PO TA TOES!! BOIL EM MASH EM STICK EM IN THE STEW!!

What's taters eh?

My favorite part of the movie is when one of the hobbits says "crispy bacon"

NitrogenAX fr 😂 I do breakfast meals like this when i haven’t eatin breakfast and it’s already like 12:00 at noon lol. Which is rare but it happenes sometimes

I do like this everyday and night

Or a breakfast to share with someone. Or three lol!

@@fanfaretloudest shut up

Right? This is at least enough food for a small family

yup

That’s basically the point we eat it so we don’t have to have lunch and sometimes dinner

me too. I like rice

I donno, I'd probably go for a dessert after this meal 😂

In America, this kind of breakfast at home just costs $20 for 3-4 days a week. Most of the ingredients are frozen and canned food. And for a heavy meal like this, probably need more dessert to balance the fat. Consumes soft drink instead of tea.

Eh, have a soft drink after a big meal load with that much fat and protein sound kinda... I prefer to a cup of lemon juice in plain soda to better digest the big meal.

Totally actually basically yes

Yeah odd

@@nicolascage5323 fun fact: you are gay

@KingCai72 da who? 🤣🤣

I did

That’s life

WInner!

Lol

r/me_irl

At least eat some ice cubes for lunch

Or with onions.

CAM ON INGERLAND

Mark Stewart lol same, I’d be out

That would need atleast 3 days to digest

@@elon13yearsago8 drink hot tea aftwe a big meal.for digestion

@@elon13yearsago8 or just smoke a bowl or two, you'll be back for more sausages in a matter of minutes

Mark Stewart 😂 lol

The future is now millennial!

Onions do have a tendency to selectively erase memory tho

The world’s a twisted place.

@@beadstash1299 onions are best

GameShock they did u dirty huh Watchu so mad for go make another one with onions this time fat ass

I watchit every times it pops in my recomended videos

Same.

This video hits different

hauahahahha

lol!!

Sure but eating spicy Asian food could do it as well 😋

i chuckled

@@magentaMegi At least the spicy Asian food tastes good though. :P

@@Tendorro bruh

Федя Тео it... it only -game- joke, why you hev to be med?

Федя Тео I was ALSO joking pal

@@Tendorro it's a nod to the old meme of "its only game, why you have to be mad"

YESS that has to be said, and also too the food can’t pause cooking so you really have to be on the ball and get the camera/cameras into different angles and quickly

Lies again? Entertaining Babies USD SGD

-to never wake up again

Sounds like a great weekend honestly.

WHAT A LIFE

Eternal sleep

all you fucking need really in a day, lol

should add ASMR to the title

@@tanu5401 It would definitely help increase the viewers by doing that.

Dude your profile pic is my Xbox profile pic SICKKK

Might have been using an induction stove

It's plays music

DC Jiu Jitsu Geelong Yeah I was wondering about all that butter already in the pan when they added the bacon.

Beans warmed seperately

I disagree somewhat, but only because I like my mushrooms really really well cooked. I'd definitely slap them in first.

Except for the Black Pudding. It's already cooked and just needs warming through. It'll go dry if you try and fry it too much.

I really didn’t understand why they cooked the mushrooms first, you should always cook them after you cook the meat. They taste better that way

My man’s having an egg

same without egg, oh yea i dont have breakfast ahm.....

Mashroom and eggs?

Nerd

Over here we just have egg and steamed rice.

Yup

Just curious, back in the 70s and 80s, what's a traditional British breakfast for non-labor workers (office workers)? I'm thinking about doctors, lawyers, analysts, etc.

@@Levelworm probably scrambled eggs with toast and coffe/tea

i eat this shit every day

@@ouz3407 Thanks, makes sense, a lot "affordable"...

Nothing wrong with it if you have one egg, one sausage, one slice bacon and bread and a spoonful of everything else. For a six-foot guy, is two of everything really so terrible to get you from 6am to noon? Veggies and beans aren’t fattening.

Jorgen Schill you’re welcome for like 100. You’re absolutely right.

Looks like studio ghibli food

Reminds of the in prison cooking scene from Goodfellas

"And the award for best butter placement in a pan goes to...."

Last Tango in Paris?

yesssss

@@MsChantae i need to find more channels like this

Lmao pretty much all aesthetic though, not much cooking done here. Not saying I'm an expert chef, but dude just puts a bunch of shit together on a pan.

I like to watch this video while having sex

@@THEAKRIAN he does cook em though, i'd say that's cooking enough

This is pretty much what the Hobbits were cooking which attracted the Nazgul in Fellowship.

Put it out you fools!!!

Something that British people would eat fuck off with your cringe hobbit shite

NIGHT2PWN what about second breakfast

@@baguette574 XDD

haha me too

Are u indian

How are you still alive??

Daim Lady smoker

When I going to UCLA I had 2 cups of coffee and 3 cigarettes for breakfast.

i think the its a guy. the shape of his hand and body structure shows its a man i cud be wrong tho

@@heavenpiercer5095 are u nuts? you call these male hands xD!? my god lol. you have to be trolling.

@@twinkstance Nope! It's male!

@@kadahshajay84 pauze at 2:33 so THAT is male...? If that's male then yikes. idk what to think.

@@twinkstance Ok! I take it back, after watching closely I believe it's a female, plus the profile picture of the channel is female as well! So yep, your are right!

globalisation you know

Also in wok

Pretty chinese... like THE TEA!!!!11ELEVEN

Super irrelevant. We chefs use chopsticks for damn near anything, Specifically when it comes to plating.

Colonialism is strong right there.

I have no idea where you get your skewed concept of the "classic American breakfast".

@@libertyjustice8060 I think he's referring to the pancakes with syrup, muffins, biscuits 'n gravy, donuts, etc. Of course not all Americans eat like that but I've been in the Midwest and in the South where sweet pastries are a staple part of a "nutritious breakfast"

Liberty Justice < Liberty Chap

@@thinginground5179 Congratulations.

@@libertyjustice8060 what do you consider the classic American breakfast?

FapHappyFergus imagine the time it will take to finish it

Boss : u r fired nd don't need to come enjoy break fast

@@sanjayh3032 half an hour max tbh

Good for weekends or special days lol

@@sanjayh3032 Shit how about recovery time? id need a nap after that hahaa....ill pass on the blood sausage though

We are a savage bunch, that's for sure. Those blood sausages...well...don't ask where the blood comes from.

sacvuvgefuis indeed! They also fuck up other countries and deny them to seek asylum refuge when they wouldn’t even have to seek asylum if they didn’t fuck up their country

@sacvuvgefuis and your kind of ignorance and generalization are just embarrassing. Read again a good history book and you'll see how those people (and European in general) are also responsible for a great portion of all the inventions and technologies you're using now. Don't spit on the plate where you eat ;)

The ignorance and generalisation in this thread is astounding. You can’t define seventy million people under the blanket of one description, especially when colonialism has nothing to do with an English breakfast? Let us not bring up the abhorrent pasts of all your countries as well.

@@marcello7781 You can definitely spit on a plate if the person giving it to you stole or smashed all your other ones against your face and is using the fact that it gave you the one as proof of its moral and cultural superiority.

It's fucking delicious but I really doubt it's healthy lol

Whenever I make a breakfast remotely on this scale (weekends) which is not very often because I rarely eat breakfast, I legitimately end up having to go into hibernation in the first hour...

this. like if that's what they eat for breakfast then i can only imagine what they are having for lunch and dinner

I once rented a room on a British pub and when i came down in the morning the pubowner served me this, I stared in disbelief and asked if they really ate like this every morning and he said no but because I was a guest I deserved it.So I ate it and after that I was content until 1700-1800 hours.

Lmaoooo. This legit made me laugh

Like a python after a meal..lol

Most underrated comment of the thread.

It's practically the same of a half glass of olive oil here il Italy, I feel fat just thinking about it

👊

@@Stone_Orchids Colder climates make for fattier food. At least olive oil's probably not as fattening as an equal amount of butter

@@Stone_Orchids No, it is less. Butter has water inside.

Haha yes big Chungus keanu reeves wholesome 100

@leo Ng So British that it was made with chopsticks by a Chinese guy. What were you watching?

Smart man.

Reddit moment

The meal was so filling that it reminded me of the happy times of the Bengal food surplus in 1943.Thanks churchill.

*should

Have *

Great idea!!!

And Hot Sauce

Hell yeah 😏

You would drink beer in breakfast, so it's all good.

I will find you again my brother of the tubes.

3 days later still hitting hard

A person of culture

I'mean eggs on bacon is not that rare breakfast.

Res Publica it’s is if you don’t live in Europe or North America

May your bacon NOT burn!

Full [English|Irish] is the best hangover food ever.

Hmmm. I just drank last night...🤔🤔🤔 wonder if my FBI agent is watching...

No - the guys who sell this stuff just also own the pubs and liquor stores ... the game is rigged.

Yes, stop drinking!

No, but this is a sure cure for a hangover

tommy cooper style

all I see is fart attack

beans beans good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart

Educate yourself. Fat is healthy.

Not a heart attack at all. This is actually quite good for the caloric value it has and provides a good amount of everything needed to kickstart your day

That's what we call "brunch".

I would ONLY eat that for lunch or dinner. It looks good, but vegetables for breakfast is wrong. Very, very wrong.

​@@mogdorlike what do you eat for breakfast if not any vegetables?

@@k3kboi665 Uh... bacon, sausage, eggs, toast, pancakes, cereal, donuts... the normal breakfast foods. For America anyway, I'm guessing you're from another country if vegetables for breakfast is normal for you.

*Eating rice with the thought of chicken and a side dish of daydreamed veggies*

*eating fried rice with flat scrambled eggs*

Eating rice with Japanese seaweed or furikake 😏

Indeed, it is quite humourous

Why’s it relentless?

Is this British humor?

What's relentless about it, fuck face?

Yeah fuck face why say relentlessness? Idiot

Saturday morning followed by a large glass of OJ and a few tokes of Indica, then it’s off to feed the sea lions

Seems similar to a cowboy single skillet breakfast and your right even folks like me don't eat those every morning... sometimes I have a southern style country breakfast with pork chops or steak instead of sausages and bowl of grits.

@@jamofbob715 sounds like a lovely day. Wut strain? Wouldnt it be better to have sativa since ur beginning ur day?

I think this is the breakfast you have when you don't want to do anything else all day.

Agreed if you're the regular office chair farter, this will just make you fat AF. For hard physical labour this would be very valuable esp when you don't get lunch.

good ol' cultural appropriation

I mean you can use your good ol british fingers if you really want to.

@@ConradKurze god forbid anyone used anything foreign to their culture. Long live segregation!

In case anyone didn't pick it up (the photo is a give away) I think B. Delicious is Japanese (perhaps living in the UK or of mixed nationality).

*Hong Kong 100*

Bowbert you have clearly never visited an English greasy spoon

yeah... good for diets where you only eat once a day.

Bowbert do you doubt my abilities to eat large quantities of food

Well that is because this is traditional, back in the day people where alot more active and did alot of hard labour and you need a big hardy meal to keep the engine running, now people sit at a desk and hardly move so yes it might look like alot, but if you do anything manual labour this looks like 1 meal

Bowbert are you powered by solar panels?

Cos brexit wants to make us die early.

They never have trusted the frogs. The people in Kent always angry on a clear day because they can see France.

It makes you strong and gives you an excuse to skip lunch.

we're just staying prepared. just incase. you never know with those sneaky french

@@niallkinsella2687 *Eats Fried Onions like Soldier Fighting with Napoleon*

Americans: *heavy breathing*

Its the quality of the food, here alot of americans eat processed food. A dumb friend of mine would rather have a shitty smashed Mcmuffin instead of some sausage, potatoes, eggs, and fresh bread etc

"Good for your artery".

saturated fat being bad is a myth.

Cringe comment.

😂😂😂

No room mate

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Those are not homemade hash browns either ... Bigger pan one could do it.

💀💀😂😂

hahaha good one! asshole

@@ballstv4085 cant take a joke bruaugh

Dude, English breakfast takes like 30 mins max (for 1). If you have hash brown, you can skip the potatoes (or vice versa) + you can skip the blood sausage too. Also add a bit of garlic to the mushrooms (not traditional, but just really nice) 1 pan, really quick

hahaha nice one! asshole

Haha great one!! Asshole

That's the point, you eat this, and go to work at a construction site for 8-12 hours and don't have lunch.

Exactly. This takes us through the day, 😊

Yo, you need to see asian food for breakfast. As Indonesian, I decided this is the best non asian food challenger in terms of calories because our food for breakfast bassicaly just a bunch of carbs and oil 😂

@@numeekune1398 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT SPOIL IT

@@numeekune1398 at this point why we dont just drink the oil straight out of the container . Not much of a different honestly

a heresy. Tea and Coffee, always black! And keep the damn sugar away from my cuppa!

Cult Of Malgus Black tea is abhorrent, unless it's Earl Grey. Sugar free is the best I agree.

Yeah, need some bitterness from the tea to cut through the delicious fat of the Full English. So good.

@@deussivenatura5805 no! A fine British Blend black is the only way to drink! You probably dont brew properly. Please make sure to remove ALL tea leaves from cup after 4 mins. Otherwise you are doing it all wrong and are a peasant.

Grow up... people have different tastes than you. Differences are pretty basic and universal... why is it so hard for some to comprehend this?

Nah not a lot of calories tbh

The_Lone_Donkey its a lot of calories...

It's not for one person I think?

@@rudyz5782 it is

How do you think Churchhill became a fat fuck

Lmao

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😂😂😂😂😂 I probably shouldn't have laughed the way I did 😂

ye it when u want just fart but something goes wrong and leaked

fuck off

yeap stew is one of that kinds and yammy

I have a hard time telling the difference between this British breakfast and what's available in America. Sausages, eggs, bread, tomato...that's super normal.

Damien Rafalowski the American breakfast is inspired by the british breakfast

@@Givemepeacealone Well ya. I just meant that this is like home cooking to me :P Nothing bad implied by it. I don't get why people stereotype British food as bad, when it's basically the same stuff we're all eating anyway.

@@s0515033 It's very similar. They both are different from a "continental" breakfast - aka what people ate on the European continent. American and British breakfasts are much heavier than those.