HFY Story : One scoop or two scoops & Biological Warfare | 2208 ~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans

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HFY Story : One scoop or two scoops & Biological Warfare | 2208 ~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans

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@silvadelshaladin 11 ай бұрын

Oh my, murder hornets. I didn't think even humans had that much spite.

@Atma_Weapon 11 ай бұрын

Oh believe you me. We are petty, mean, cruel, vindictive, and EXCEEDINGLY spiteful.

@atomicskull6405 11 ай бұрын

Could be worse, could have been yellowjackets. Asian giant hornets pretty much leave you alone if you don't blunder into their nests and hornet species are in general pretty chill away from the nest. But vespa species like yelllowjackets are douches all day every day, and they want whatever you're eating.

@christophercombs7561 11 ай бұрын

They are mean as shit too

@christophercombs7561 11 ай бұрын

@@atomicskull6405or army ants formic acid and a bad attitude

@satibel 11 ай бұрын

Lice, fleas, army ants, termites (if they use any form of wood or wood adjacent materials), mosquitos, bed bugs, and a ton of others... Not necessarily killers, but they're part of your ecosystem now, and god bless you if they carry diseases. Imagine cross breeding aphids' reproductive system with mosquitos with a highly lethal to the enemies toxin. (Aphids can gestate while still not being born, which means each one can birth about 10 per day on average but contrary to the murder hornets, they are all capable of asexual reproduction, which means exponential growth)

@TheJMPD 11 ай бұрын

Human Engineers: "actually, the laws of physics are merely suggestions"

@taniawilson6121 10 ай бұрын

“The laws of physics are more what you call guidelines than actual rules. Welcome aboard The Favorable Tide Ms.Turner.”

@TheJMPD 10 ай бұрын

@taniawilson6121 Arrrrr! What arrrr ye doing?

@LanUltra 11 ай бұрын

"So, how do you deal with these murder hornets?" "Killer ants sir!."

@Iluvantir 11 ай бұрын

To fight evil, one needs to use a greater evil. "What kills the Killer ants?" "You don't want to know, sir." "We're f'd, aren't we?" "Most definitely, sir." "Oh dear..."

@SilverMKI 6 ай бұрын

"Enact the 'Old Lady' protocol!"

@jeanannd 11 ай бұрын

LOL, the universal physics is so crazy that only crazy human engineers can deal with it.

@pauldockins9635 11 ай бұрын

The first story was good, but the second was hilarious

@Shadow.Dragon 11 ай бұрын

LOL!!! Being an Engineer IRL, I love stories about engineers!

@Darkwintre 11 ай бұрын

So he literally lightened the ship enough they could impulse speed pushing it whilst securely fastened to it? Wait how did he sneak that in without them realising?

@artyd42 11 ай бұрын

I saw nothing about securely being fastened to it... merely that they had to push it. It was also a rickshaw and those things go fast... so if we use the basic laws of rickshaws then someone has to ride it.

@darwinskeeper421 11 ай бұрын

If we assume that the space suits include some sort of thruster pack for maneuvering around a ship moving at constant velocity, then the crew would be able to push the ship.

@DrakonSanguis 11 ай бұрын

The Suits should have Boosters and the Mass of the ship should pull them whit it. :D

@ufoe20011 11 ай бұрын

Jet thrusters on the suits.

@MikeSchlueter 5 ай бұрын

@@DrakonSanguis mass of the ship? What mass? 😂

@mitchk7655 11 ай бұрын

Amazing! Both stories were a treat to listen to.

@Iluvantir 11 ай бұрын

"But... what were you pushing agai... you know what? F it... another glass?" "Three, please."

@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 10 ай бұрын

Most space suits have an EVA pack. A tiny little thruster to allow movement in Zero-G.

@Calaban619 11 ай бұрын

Story 2 is probably an incorrect identifyer- not so much biological warfare, but rather genus introduction warfare, which is a fair bit more brutal and long term

@vinnyganzano1930 11 ай бұрын

I always need lots and lots of whisky to get through the year. 😁🥃👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@syncringe1885 11 ай бұрын

I loved them both. The second one is more personal though. Only because recently I have been watching those videos.

@brianfulwood7827 11 ай бұрын

I genuinely look forward to your narration. My day just isn’t the same without your voice giving me the galactic news.

@vodamiinurl1337 11 ай бұрын

"We have come for your nectar!"

@mattbrown5511 11 ай бұрын

Story 1) There must have been more than one human on the ship, or the alien ladies also had breasts. Otherwise, where did the brassiere come from? Story 2) Murder Hornets! Ouch, indeed. Well, was nice knowing this particular xeno species.

@larrythompson8630 11 ай бұрын

Don’t ask, don’t tell might be story again?

@lupaswolfshead9971 3 ай бұрын

ermm maybe he is a fan of the ROCKY HORROR SHOW

@mattbrown5511 3 ай бұрын

@@lupaswolfshead9971 Let me guess, you believe there is more than 2 genders.

@Cl0ckcl0ck 2 ай бұрын

Only the workers live about a year. Queens can do several with ease.

@hantedblood9842 11 ай бұрын

Love the pace of new uploads, hope your health is also recovering quickly!

@nathansmith9104 11 ай бұрын

I thought the human was making stuff up in the second story but that hornet does exist. How on earth has the human race survived this long?

@shy-chan-kyao6394 11 ай бұрын

A strong will power and lot of large caliber rounds for that matter

@anormos7270 11 ай бұрын

Oceans and deserts to large to cross without them dying through hunger or thirst^^@@shy-chan-kyao6394

@NeSeeger 11 ай бұрын

The Japanese honey bee counters the murder hornets by swarming them and cooking the hornet with the bees combined body heat.

@rosegirlz88 11 ай бұрын

Because humans are also murder hobos

@xxXXRAPXXxx 11 ай бұрын

We survived by being the most vicious, intelligent and stubborn bastards around. We survived so good we now destroy ourselves and this world. So i guess we survived pretty good up until now.

@dalemorgan8263 11 ай бұрын

Gods help them if they encounter Kerbals.

@SiegeTF 11 ай бұрын

Or cazadores...

@josephhyland8904 11 ай бұрын

LOL! That first story was an absolute hoot. The second was great as well.

@zetaking2909 11 ай бұрын

im with the xeno, who collects hornets, i mean there like the 2nd most hateful thing from earth (Canadian geese > hornets > Karrans > Chiwawa's > most other species of geese/swans > 1st grade math teachers > drill sergeants after cold coffee > asian father whos son made a 99 instead of 100, > drill sergeant who noticed no one refilled the coffee pot before he got any > Mexican mom after someone interrupts her during his soaps.

@stephenaustin142 11 ай бұрын

Evidently there is a Canadian guy who keeps several large colony's of fire ants in a apartment building in Toronto 😮

@j.j.663 11 ай бұрын

@@stephenaustin142 gotta love Ants Canada, the man is insane

@yomogami4561 11 ай бұрын

oh two great stories thanks for the narration

@MidnightSmoke 11 ай бұрын

awesome stories. Here is your like and comment as payment for the story and to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve

@d.wayneharbison8691 11 ай бұрын

A woman brassier!? Hey, it worked for a pink submarine named the Sea Tiger!

@lupaswolfshead9971 11 ай бұрын

First story had me laughing out loud all the way through it had to have been written by an engineer

@rexmann1984 11 ай бұрын

Thank you Blueberry Cat!!!

@tristianlefebvre1878 7 ай бұрын

Emergency Ice-cream. I love it that needs to be a thing.

@brendamayfuller8803 11 ай бұрын

Can confirm story one, a bra is designed to defy regular laws of physics and hold things in place better than almost anything.

@jeffjag2691 11 ай бұрын

It counters jiggle physics.

@brendamayfuller8803 11 ай бұрын

@@jeffjag2691 Very true. My husband has studied the subject in depth, and assures me he appreciates my willingness to help with his scientific endeavours.

@garysmith3037 10 ай бұрын

Dang, just made the same connection in my comment, lol. Now I have to delete it.

@kurtismiller9544 11 ай бұрын

First for the Skwerl and his Nest!

@peterwalls-qf7ii 11 ай бұрын

I like this mac duff! Never did like the other, from the Scottish play, for some reason. Who takes a human prisoner, then takes him to their home world, without extensive decontamination? A Darwin Award winner!

@carminedesanto6746 11 ай бұрын

Damn, I just missed it . Great as usual 👍👍👍☕️

@jacksonforgo 7 ай бұрын

Got to give Jake props for at least trying other options. ...and if it works, it works.

@matthewp4046 11 ай бұрын

Got out and pushed 😂 oh my sides.. 😂😂

@chronus4421 11 ай бұрын

This one was great, thank you!

@dholmes3307 11 ай бұрын

In regards of the first story, "But did you die?"

@ericlondon2663 11 ай бұрын

"Pinch of LSD" 🤔 IRL that chemical is a liquid LOL.

@horpaskron6645 11 ай бұрын

Murder Hornets. Holy shite. poor poor aliens. yeah, considering this, invading this place realy is futile

@christianking4002 11 ай бұрын

We got out and pushed Lol 😂

@allenmorgan1007 11 ай бұрын

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

@greggjohnston 11 ай бұрын

Thanks!

@AgroSquerril 11 ай бұрын

My pleasure , thank you for the dono it is very much appreciated

@SLEPhoto 11 ай бұрын

I legit laughed at loud at "pushed"

@carldooley9344 11 ай бұрын

How to survive murder hornets... leave them alone.

@turbopokey 11 ай бұрын

Oh my, yes... when the base commander started babbling about hoping the Hornets do not "hitch a ride" off-world, I was giggling with such evil glee. That is of course how those bastards spread to the North American continent. I am actually curious what will happen if some of those Africanized killer bees come into contact with those little f'ers. There was such panic over those things that movies were made about the killer bee epidemic back in the seventies, but nothing really came of it. I am thinking that perhaps people are considering those murder Hornets to be similar, but I don't think it's going to work out that way.

@thecrimsonfkr2818 8 ай бұрын

Murder hornet.... checks out

@GenStallion 11 ай бұрын

1st: humans doing human shenanigans. 2nd: thats why xenos can't have nice things.

@klappstock943 11 ай бұрын

For the Algorithm the story and the voice

@rexmann1984 11 ай бұрын

Oh yeah! Got two today.

@tfrr8089 11 ай бұрын

Hi are you gona continue 'The Survivor Becomes a Dungeon' ?

@npalumbo04 11 ай бұрын

Lmfao. Listening to this in my truck and hear buzzing. Look around and see nothing. Continue listening to story and hear buzzing again look over and there is a queen bumble bee on my shoulder.

@DisIzDaName 11 ай бұрын

They're worried about bugs? Pffft! Every time the human dropped a deuce he was introducing dozens or even hundreds of species of microbes to their world. Many of those microbes would likely eat the aliens alive.

@noneofyourbuisness1679 11 ай бұрын

Nobody tell them about parasitic wasps. They wouldn’t be able to handle it

@Maddog3060 11 ай бұрын

Story 1: Human engineers: "See, the code of physics is more guidelines than actual rules." Xeno engineer: "I hate you so much." Story 2: Dust off and nuke the site from orbit; it's the only way to be sure.

@Desoda_is_my_name_or_something 11 ай бұрын

Yup

@blueberrycat4726 11 ай бұрын

Dang, I missed it by 16 minutes.

@NightCelica 11 ай бұрын

Good muder Hornets

@Cl0ckcl0ck 2 ай бұрын

What's wrong with staying on the night side of on of the sun's planets to pass the sun? Easy peasy.

@himleragabash5470 11 ай бұрын

As a girl I can say, the bra used makes a Lot of sense.

@carminedesanto6746 11 ай бұрын

🥃….lots of 🥃…….and don’t forget the 🐝

@RealArcalian 11 ай бұрын

Greetiungs, Mentlegent! for the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: The power of the bra instead of cleavage, for a change, haha Story 2: Yes, some of them will escape with you