Alien: "You fight without honor! In a fair fight I would have killed you!" Human: "That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, now is it?"
@riku37162 жыл бұрын
If you are fighting a fair fight you have already messed up somewhere.
@GuukanKitsune2 жыл бұрын
@@riku3716 "If you cannot win a fair fight, at all costs avoid getting into a fair fight." -ACTUAL QUOTE (though probably not exact) from the Art of War
@Jaegerrants Жыл бұрын
Fair and honour are for when you have all the advantages. A foe outnumbered and outgunned is fully justified in using what ever means to even the scales. Also invaders don't get to complain when things don't go their way.
@AR-GuidesAndMore Жыл бұрын
If you find yourself in a fair fight you tactics suck.
@HarryWHill-GA Жыл бұрын
Fair fights are for suckers.
@Falcon532.2 жыл бұрын
Transcript from one of the farmers: *"COME GET SOME, YOU SON'S OF BITCHES!!!"*
@peterwall81912 жыл бұрын
*Falcon532* That was uncalled for. I don't much like mutts, but insulting our oldest friends like that ...
@thee_number_six62272 жыл бұрын
Quite right
@randolphphillips31042 жыл бұрын
Thanks Captain. Good thing you were hear to point out the f***ing obvious, or us poor non-sentient beings might have missed the joke.
@RedtailFox12 жыл бұрын
@@randolphphillips3104 to be fair, you have seen some of the people on the internet right? I am pretty sure some of them ARE non-sentient by the way they act and talk
@thugyheadbanger2 жыл бұрын
@@randolphphillips3104 not everyone here is native English speaker or American for that matter and might not get the reference that this sentence is used or even makes sense it like saying "your master's reproductive organ" Or "get in close proximity and observe the how things happen" These are things that are said in Arabic which might not been understood even by someone that speaks Arabic but is not aquainted with Levantine dialect and culture.
@someweirdfinnishdude41472 жыл бұрын
it's somehow always so funny seeing bunch of aliens getting owned by farmers...
@TarsonTalon2 жыл бұрын
'Keep Your Rifle By Your Side' INTENSIFIES
@jamesappling12122 жыл бұрын
Never underestimate Farmers. Life on any farm is fight for survival. Murphy is an optimist compared to Your typical Farmers 😌😂
@manwiththeplan3002 жыл бұрын
We are Farmers bumpity Dum Dee Dum Dum Dum.
@crayonchomper11802 жыл бұрын
@@TarsonTalon they'll look high, and they'll look low
@voidkat42022 жыл бұрын
Vietnam war be like
@doctorbright10652 жыл бұрын
"They were found flattened" My brain logically: Probably a Bull, Bear, or Tractor. My brain normally: "ROAD ROLLER DA!!!"
@jellojiei6061 Жыл бұрын
Tank
@donovankeeney3835 Жыл бұрын
cow
@piedpiper1185 Жыл бұрын
YesYesYesYesYesYesYes!
@averagecustodes2562 Жыл бұрын
ORAORAORAORAORAORA
@InternetGravedigger Жыл бұрын
@@donovankeeney3835 moo....
@KroMagnum42 жыл бұрын
"Come obtain a unspecified quantity!" Best battle line ever!
@SpitfiretheCat162 жыл бұрын
*Of violence, I believe would offer the most literal completion of the phrase to offer an explanation of the idiomatic intent.
@iasked3472 жыл бұрын
@@SpitfiretheCat16 come get some
@danijelandroid2 жыл бұрын
@@iasked347 - i was cracking my brain to figure that one out.
@TheMonkey7472 жыл бұрын
@@iasked347 Yeah, 'Come get some, you sonofabitch!' BRRRT!
@SpitfiretheCat162 жыл бұрын
@@iasked347 yes, I was just trying to translate for the aliens
@wolfoffenris99512 жыл бұрын
Humans: did you ever herad of orbital drop construction Aliens: orbital what now? Humans * Drops fully constructet settlement from Orbit and makes it move in ready and fortified in 48 hours* Aliens :... What the fuck how did you... You werent even there a Moment ago?
@PoldaranOfDalaran2 жыл бұрын
Which, when you think about it, kinda makes it as though the aliens attacked the space equivalent of a mobile home park. Which was the point where "they done fucked up".
@DonPatrono Жыл бұрын
that's Creed level of tactical genius *summons stealthy scouting Imperator titan*
@osanieslana9602 жыл бұрын
They aren't going to like when the Human military comes and takes an unspecified quantity, instead of offering them an unspecified quantity.
@thomastruant88372 жыл бұрын
They copulated in different locations so they're going to learn
@tuckerodonnell9269 Жыл бұрын
I'm suprised they landed in Kansas cause we all know they didn't land in Florida, Texas or the north east cause if they did it would be either "don't tred appon me" , "incoherent meth laced screams" , "wrong neighborhood"
@archygrey9093 Жыл бұрын
@@tuckerodonnell9269 I don't think this is earth the story is based on
@josephwoodrell9922 Жыл бұрын
He stated he had made transit to obtain my designation, and apply his mobility appendage to an exhaust orifice. Oh something about no longer having mastication gel?
@alexandercuevas678311 ай бұрын
I believe it is called a "Proportional response."
@randolphphillips31042 жыл бұрын
You do not fight with honor. You fight with any means available to make your attacker unwilling or unable to continue being a threat. Preferably, with enough force to make them unwilling or unable to be a later threat, too. If these rules are OK with you, COME GET SOME!
@TrueFork2 жыл бұрын
Sports have honor. Wars have the Geneva convention. Attack the farm and you'll get neither
@ThePheonixSoldier2 жыл бұрын
In the case of a caste based society it would make sense for a battle challenge (batchal) where the warriors fight and leave both the working castes and infrastructure unharmed. For us with the ability to choose our lifestyle to a large extent we're all gonna throw down, scorched earth style if need be.
@robomonkey1018 Жыл бұрын
@@ThePheonixSoldier to me honor means we will harm no others with our dispute
@madthing57382 жыл бұрын
Who do I get the feeling that the scout units may have killed a kid and their mother or sibling, given how that guy reacted to seeing their bodies?
@GenStallion2 жыл бұрын
Because they did. One of the tropes in hfy is that xenos view the young as replaceable and as targets in combat.
@narutohuntmendemon63542 жыл бұрын
Xeno war crimes
@dragonc3052 жыл бұрын
@@narutohuntmendemon6354 that only allows us to do even worse war crimes Remember ain't a war crime if isn't against a human
@carllomas48992 жыл бұрын
@@dragonc305 No human rights if it's xenos.
@krel71602 жыл бұрын
@@dragonc305 I always like the approach that the geneva convention extends to non-signatories, UNLESS these non-signatories prove themselves as unbidden by it's rules. At which point the gloves come off.
@jankostrhun87252 жыл бұрын
Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
@swapertxking2 жыл бұрын
Honor is a nobleman’s concept, a soldier knows only one concept, survival.
@weirdredpanda2 жыл бұрын
@@swapertxking And a father whose child and wife have just been murdered (or a younger and older child, not sure) has one thing on his mind before survival, REVENGE! Revenge as severe as possible!
@seldonwright4345 Жыл бұрын
Consider it stolen.
@ethantham7292 Жыл бұрын
There is a US marine quote that goes, “If you’re in a fair fight your tactics suck.”
@crayonchomper11802 жыл бұрын
oh no, that Scout team killed a farmer's wife and kid 6 shots for a child and 8 for an adult female, damn xeno weaponry is pathetic
@GuukanKitsune2 жыл бұрын
Shots fired, not shots landed. My assumption is most of the shots missed.
@Sagnus1 Жыл бұрын
Realistically a threat is percieved and everyone in the unit reacts and puts a round or two into it, it would have all happened within a second or two.
@TheMonkey747 Жыл бұрын
If it took 6 rounds, they probably used a .22... or the whole team swiveled and popped off a shot... What a waste of ammo. If you're going to raid an alien planet, use a shotgun, and knock them on their ass, or remove a chunk from their body and throw it on the ground.
@233Deadman Жыл бұрын
Sounds more like inaccuracy to me... The xenos are using muskets again aren't they?
@MTF.TAU5..Bob. Жыл бұрын
@@233Deadman probably stormtrooper helmets
@josephroszell2 жыл бұрын
"You wanna a piece of me?" Or "come get some"....honorable? unhonorable, I'm the guy with the gun. H.p. lovecraft understood a gun makes a man something monsters have to worry about
@Marianamystery2 жыл бұрын
They killed the farmer's younger and older kids, no wonder they got owned.
@crayonchomper11802 жыл бұрын
a father's rage is a truly terrifying thing, doubly so if it's because you "hurt" his kids, because then he adds his grief to his rage
@Charlie947812 жыл бұрын
The aliens also discovered that humans consume powerful elixirs brewed from potatoes fermented fruits and grains called alcohol
@a6am3mn0n Жыл бұрын
They would describe it as drinking actual rocket fuel
@csi1392 Жыл бұрын
ALIENS CAN NOT METABOLIZE ALCOHOL ONCE DRUNK, WILL REMAIN DRUNK WITHOUT BLOOD REPLACEMENT OR CLEANING
@RealArcalian2 жыл бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo "“Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer.” ― Javik , Mass Effect 3
@jeffreyharris34402 жыл бұрын
My one quibble is that the phrase would have been improved by saying, "Approach to receive an unspecified quantity of an unknown substance". But then again, I didn't write the rest of the funny story.
@crayonchomper11802 жыл бұрын
the unknown substance would have made itself readily apparent as hot copper jacketed lead projectiles
@shadowlordalpha11 ай бұрын
Come get some
@mhelm78422 жыл бұрын
Several points where you call Sub-Units sub-light units, but somehow that makes it more humorous.
@brentmartin68332 жыл бұрын
Units too small to even be considered "light" in a army?
@barelyasurvivor1257 Жыл бұрын
I laugh every time I hear that line "Come And Get An Unspecified Quantity !"
@matthewklestinski70302 жыл бұрын
Sounded kind of like a bull and a bear encounter. Of course, it could have also been discoveries of the kinds of things Human farm kids make friends of, out in the woods behind the farm.. the kinds of things that wax most wroth when they find their Human friend dead from battle, and a clear scent trail. The uncertainty makes it better.
@Chokah2 жыл бұрын
was thinking buffalo myself
@randolphphillips31042 жыл бұрын
I was thinking construction equipment and the drag marks were broken tracks or flat tires.
@geoshark122 жыл бұрын
@@randolphphillips3104 construction equipment doesn’t bleed and they have shown to know what farm equipment is
@geoshark122 жыл бұрын
Depending on the size it could have been a pig
@sjmcc132 жыл бұрын
This is the 2nd story for this conflict, the first details the wildlife encounter, feral hogs.
@thunderntoc9518 Жыл бұрын
Love the way he scientifically explained "Come and get some!!"
@dementededge3266 Жыл бұрын
And then the human said "Mate indiscriminately and receive knowledge." before using a handheld sprayer typically reserved for a dihydrogen monoxide mix to coat an entire sub-unit in some form of high energy thermal reactive liquid.
@k3v1n73 Жыл бұрын
"fuck around and learn"?
@Raggmopp-xl7yf Жыл бұрын
Humans don't need to fight with honor - they fight to WIN!
@ThePheonixSoldier2 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who loves listening to these while playing Stellaris?
@georgezwick37172 жыл бұрын
YOU DARE REFUSE MY BATCHALL!!!!!!!
@admpandora91 Жыл бұрын
Lol "approach and receive"
@thirg4242 жыл бұрын
The fishies want to fight.
@manwiththeplan3002 жыл бұрын
Yeah communications is called word of mouth and on top of that we have something called schedules.
@Chokah2 жыл бұрын
Would they detect a tight com laser?
@manwiththeplan3002 жыл бұрын
@@Chokah 50/50 on that one they're aliens we don't know how they think but we can assume at the least of the least they are logical that they have some sort of pattern recognition developed from centuries upon centuries upon centuries on centuries and one centuries of figuring s*** out while we humans have it naturally built into our brains they're probably see a little light coming from one ship going to another and they go what do they do scan a ship or something and then they would research that and they go oh cool they're using the light as a messenger carrying signal thingy.
@randolphphillips31042 жыл бұрын
This is another mistake of the xenos, based on the caste system error, not a true description if our communication. Nothing to do with actual communication but the mistake that we must have called the military.
@jedikachi6816 Жыл бұрын
I have a funny feeling that the "Come obtain a unspecified quantity" is the polite way of saying "Come and get some!"
@jackotheclanner Жыл бұрын
YOU DARE REFUSE MY BACHTALL(nikoli malphs of the jade falcon clan)
@Charlie947819 ай бұрын
That guy from Jade Falcon was always coo coo for Cocoa Puffs
@davidhenderson3400 Жыл бұрын
"detected no commutations" So high tech they have no clue what radio is.
@pulverize32 жыл бұрын
I'm using that line now!
@macpurdy2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm and the narrator.
@theldun17 ай бұрын
That should have been titled "Get Some!"
@dragonc3052 жыл бұрын
I didn't get the unspecified quatity part but nice video
@noppornwongrassamee89412 жыл бұрын
It's a mangled translation of "Come get some!" Or something like that.
@Kirishala2 жыл бұрын
My guess is the phrase was "Come get some!"
@neuromancer87962 жыл бұрын
Come get some you son of a b*tch
@Sanquinity2 жыл бұрын
@@noppornwongrassamee8941 exactly this, with the "male spawn of a canid" addition making it "Come and get some, you son of a bitch!"
@crayonchomper11802 жыл бұрын
I think they're yelling "GET SOME" or something similar, before express shipping hot lead to the Xeno combatant's cranial and thoracic cavities
@SkoomaGodDovahkiin666 Жыл бұрын
Humans fight to win Victory is the only true honor Ergo, humans are leagues more honorable.
@bignasty48748 ай бұрын
The tenth Commandment of specwar: Thou shalt in thy Warrior Mind and Soul, always remember My ultimate and final commandment: There Are No Rules - Thou Shalt Win at All Cost.
@mikkelnpetersen7 ай бұрын
Honor is a matter of your culture, and even then, it dosen't mean everyone abides by it.
@thatoneradiohost2737 Жыл бұрын
"Come and get some you son of a *****!!!"
@scarletjester783111 ай бұрын
No military in the world, or universe for that matter, believe in a "fair fight". Everyone is looking for the most unfair advantage possible, and the best ones are those that end the fighting before it even started
@Ryu_D2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the video. I'd have liked to get things from the humans' point of view.
@kokaomf Жыл бұрын
As the song of Kill Bill said: "Fight Without Honor or Humanity"
@CG-sf1uw2 жыл бұрын
We live in a society where honor is a distance memory
@TheMonkey7472 жыл бұрын
Well, they did fail the Geneva Convention check...
@swapertxking2 жыл бұрын
Did you mean the Geneva suggestions?
@r.connor92802 жыл бұрын
@@TheMonkey747 I didn't see no xenos in Germany
@randolphphillips31042 жыл бұрын
Not true (quite yet), but honor begets honor. Attacking farmers because you see them as inferiors is a cry of dishonor and deserves no respect. Honor is in the motives and goals. Defend yourself, friends, and family is honorable. But in the actual combat, you do what it takes to enact such defense. Stepping back to give your attacker a turn is not honor, it is stupid tactics
@benjamintherogue2421 Жыл бұрын
They gunned down two kids in a barn. They fornicated in a radius and now they're going to discover.
@black19172 ай бұрын
Honor is for sports/tournaments. The rules we do have are just there to make sure we don’t wipe out our species.
@doomslayer03910 ай бұрын
9:39 come get it you son of a bit?
@mastercharlesdiltardino8058 Жыл бұрын
Nobody speaks of the honor of a Deadman.
@nappiotsaan7 ай бұрын
Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer.
@klappstock943 Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
@armycowboy4313 Жыл бұрын
And now we need a story where Farmers steal the Alien vehicles with tractors and have the highest ranking officer try to explain that one.
@thomastruant88372 жыл бұрын
Copulate in different locations and you will learn
@chopdog65639 ай бұрын
Alien: Now the humans have been giving a different, unusual challenge. What now? Now they are telling us to "copulate in multiple areas and then make an indeterminate discovery." What does that even mean? I do not know, but I do not know that I want to learn.
@xanmontes8715 Жыл бұрын
6 shots? 8 shots? Lord have mercy these xenos are hopeless...
@emilschw892410 ай бұрын
"come get some" - duke nukem
@clintcarpentier24243 ай бұрын
Translation confusion is why the 1st Amendment is an absolute must!!!
@manwiththeplan3002 жыл бұрын
And shouldn't there be some sort of preservation act where a certain level of technology people should be avoided if they haven't created a citadel yet we're a bunch of races could interact and mingle and sell their wares that is the stage that you dont say they're still under the preservation act.
@allenmorgan10072 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@nekodaN3K0 Жыл бұрын
After some serious thinking ... The unpecified thingy...... Is. Just the say "come get some"
@bombomos2 жыл бұрын
Can we make the new Hoorah for Space Force be Groovie
@manwiththeplan3002 жыл бұрын
We don't have casts we have jobs along with healthcare and appropriate payment limitations preventing someone from underpaying you.
@randolphphillips31042 жыл бұрын
Yes, so? This was part of the humorous underestimation made by the other side, not a true description. (And, in some existing societies they absolutely do have caste systems, just not based on biological driven job choices )
@nachtwaya8721 Жыл бұрын
ROFLMAO That was hilarious.
@draconusspiritus1037 Жыл бұрын
Come and get you some.
@WiredTurkey316 Жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@frankmoore35987 ай бұрын
So “ come and get some “
@uberstrike3404 Жыл бұрын
YOU DARE IGNORE MY BACHALL
@treadheadpete4770 Жыл бұрын
Come get some!
@vanevanhaagen4011 Жыл бұрын
They killed kiddos... The Farmer will propably hunt the last survivor down, and kill him no matter what. And if not, he will tell the marines to take revenge on his behalf. And even if that is not the case. Just the fact, that they attacked civilians will get the marines into the right mood to fck them up. So, well played Xenos, you will turn into medals for human marines.
@russellhughes723210 ай бұрын
Lol he means come get some
@emilschw892410 ай бұрын
In fight club there are no rules.
@adamglover69482 жыл бұрын
Algorithmic Bump
@generalrendar7290 Жыл бұрын
my guess is that they ran into a moose.
@kennethhummel44092 жыл бұрын
Don’t come and get it!
@shadowlordalpha11 ай бұрын
Lol thats an interesting way for come get some to be translated
@genericuser9842 жыл бұрын
neat
@bethanysmith58562 жыл бұрын
Did they bring elephants or is there a similar creature there?
@PenTheMighty2 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing a cow or horse.
@Snipergoat12 жыл бұрын
Neither of them would typically attack like that. A bull might. But then crushed would also be with blunt force trauma and gored. Maybe if they are fragile and the bull had no horns. Or Fuck it someone had an elephant. On a planet with lots of native vegetation it might make sense to bring in elephants as heavy equipment that don't require conventional fuel. But then elephants can't really just disappear, stealth not being their strong point.
@bethanysmith58562 жыл бұрын
@@Snipergoat1 details are already escaping me but it sounded like the area that they had people crushed/trampled was next to forest or very tall vegetation. It's more likely that they have Asian elephants then Africans, which are more used to being in forests and know how to disappear in them.
@crayonchomper11802 жыл бұрын
moose or deer, maybe even bear or cougar, buggers can be sneaky when they need to be and are damn tough too but I doubt a sub-team has enough fire power to drop an elephant when it takes 6 shots to drop a child
@Jaw1122112 жыл бұрын
Probably a bull to be honest or some sort of large farm animal. Though to be honest what a bull would be doing in the woods baffles me.
@elfeater17602 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm11!
@AmbroseBoaBowie2 жыл бұрын
Did he say Batchal?
@Alex-xt1rr Жыл бұрын
Lucky for them Space AT&T didn't asked them to show up to an ambush
@AmbroseBoaBowie Жыл бұрын
@@Alex-xt1rr did you pay your phone bill to the space wizards this month?
@mrtodddelaroderie2 жыл бұрын
Come git some you sob!
@deathdooddieimmortalbastard Жыл бұрын
Pirate live for my
@merlinathrawes7469 ай бұрын
These guys killed two human CHILDREN! Which broke a cardinal rule of the humans. The team which did so was then taken out by the mother or father. You can almost pity these idiots when the actual military gets there. Almost.
@patrykkaminski97472 жыл бұрын
They deared to refiuze ther BATCHAL
@sjmcc132 жыл бұрын
Who fights clanners on a levle field if they can help it?