Dave Portnoy's ONLY Perfect 10 in One Bite Pizza Review History

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One Bite Pizza Reviews

One Bite Pizza Reviews

Жыл бұрын

*Note: This was very early on in the pizza reviews and Dave has since said this was heavily influenced by it being pizza he grew up on #shorts
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@emanuelsjodin3569
@emanuelsjodin3569 9 ай бұрын
The owner outside of frame: 🔫🤵
@mistermaster6882
@mistermaster6882 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@E-D-E2704
@E-D-E2704 5 ай бұрын
Holding a shot gun !
@Twan420
@Twan420 5 ай бұрын
Lynn Lynn city of sin Never come back the way you went in
@AnythingGeeky
@AnythingGeeky 5 ай бұрын
City of sin, give us a 10, or we're breaking your shin 🏒
@3dwezzy740
@3dwezzy740 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@user-ki5ls4ym7y
@user-ki5ls4ym7y 8 ай бұрын
One bribe, everyone knows the rules
@gerysasko3410
@gerysasko3410 5 ай бұрын
😂
@user-zl1zv8pc9w
@user-zl1zv8pc9w 5 ай бұрын
Definitely
@nickphaux
@nickphaux 4 ай бұрын
The dude who got paid $500m for barstool and got it back for pretty much free needs to take bribes? And the amount of money that you would need to get him to do that wouldn't be obtainable by a small pizza store
@R0YB0T
@R0YB0T 4 ай бұрын
dave is incredibly wealthy
@christopherhawthorne5395
@christopherhawthorne5395 4 ай бұрын
Idiots, he’s already rich. Always a conspiracy ..
@Hypno_Llama
@Hypno_Llama 5 ай бұрын
If Dave would do a double blind test on this pizza again he would give it a 8.2
@GenesisG70LaunchEdition
@GenesisG70LaunchEdition 4 ай бұрын
Looked more like a 6.8
@Steve.._.
@Steve.._. 4 ай бұрын
​@@GenesisG70LaunchEditiondoesn't matter what it looks like. It's taste mate
@raygreene480
@raygreene480 4 ай бұрын
Let's remember he gave Chuck E. Cheese's a 6. That invalidated his rating scale. C'mon Dave, get it together, everyone knows the rules
@bradleymarchand560
@bradleymarchand560 4 ай бұрын
​@@raygreene480It depends on the place. The Chuckie cheese we had. Had good tasting pizza. It's like Burger King. You get some burger kings that have good food and others that are doodoo
@peterman8848
@peterman8848 4 ай бұрын
​@@raygreene480actually a lot of different people have given chuck e cheese a 6 or 7. Ita kind of a well known fact that they serve passable pizza depending on the location. His reviews are pretty legit
@runpullfourskinz6796
@runpullfourskinz6796 8 ай бұрын
Behind the camera is like 50 dudes all pointing AKs at him
@madmartian2
@madmartian2 4 ай бұрын
It's an Italian place. Don't they use Tommy guns or something? 😄
@Adamz678
@Adamz678 3 ай бұрын
@@madmartian2 Nah, they use Beretta pistols, they got class still lol
@talleywacka9062
@talleywacka9062 8 күн бұрын
Lol it's not that bad here
@2414ah
@2414ah Жыл бұрын
That’s a rookie score.
@beckykazeks6827
@beckykazeks6827 Жыл бұрын
😂
@mgp-bct7723
@mgp-bct7723 Жыл бұрын
Maybe 🤔 they paid him LOL 😝
@wake-upwednesdaypodcast
@wake-upwednesdaypodcast Жыл бұрын
No wait he's got a point 😂
@ElysianDivine
@ElysianDivine Жыл бұрын
He was a rookie though
@tylerjacobson8012
@tylerjacobson8012 Жыл бұрын
No it’s not. It’s a homer score. That’s his childhood pizza place. Take the score with a grain of salt.
@snibdogg5057
@snibdogg5057 11 ай бұрын
Monte spent his whole advertising budget in under 60 seconds
@isiahdabidness545
@isiahdabidness545 9 ай бұрын
Advertising team 10/10
@BrewCityBlues
@BrewCityBlues 9 ай бұрын
money well spent...how hasn't anyone donne this before?¡?¡
@omaramir9197
@omaramir9197 9 ай бұрын
Well said. Dave’s a hooker
@MAGA_Extremist
@MAGA_Extremist 9 ай бұрын
​@@BrewCityBluesthey do. I think. LOL
@MrJreed1000
@MrJreed1000 8 ай бұрын
Worth it
@Platerpus7
@Platerpus7 8 ай бұрын
He later admitted he gave it a 10 bc it’s his home town but was not a 10.
@aquabliss9194
@aquabliss9194 7 ай бұрын
Link or it didn’t happen
@bigdee8189
@bigdee8189 6 ай бұрын
​@@aquabliss9194😂😂. Who cares if it's a 10!!?? It's just Dave's opinion!! Other people might only give it a 7 or 8!!
@MotorSwapDan
@MotorSwapDan 6 ай бұрын
You're missing the point of one bite pizza reviews​@@bigdee8189
@codys4552
@codys4552 5 ай бұрын
@@aquabliss9194look it up he has a video up lol
@thomascowper3658
@thomascowper3658 5 ай бұрын
Liar! Best pizza ever! North Shore!
@Sprite_525
@Sprite_525 5 ай бұрын
“Note: this was very early on in Dave’s pizza reviews” The video description says it all 😆
@foosmonkey
@foosmonkey Жыл бұрын
Blink twice if you’re being held against your will, Dave.
@aimeenichole33
@aimeenichole33 11 ай бұрын
I'm dead 👻
@daytradersdigest4729
@daytradersdigest4729 9 ай бұрын
Lol 😂😂 best comment ever. Dave: blink twice if you’re being forced to give this review 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@gregstack7772
@gregstack7772 9 ай бұрын
Lynn Lynn the city of you never come out the way you went in.
@michaeltammaro482
@michaeltammaro482 9 ай бұрын
LOL!!!!!!!!
@BlackMorrisPNearMorrisey
@BlackMorrisPNearMorrisey 9 ай бұрын
Greater Boston area has hands down the best food in the world. No city compares. The Best Italian, Irish, Chinese, Vietnamese, Indian, Mexican, Brazilian, Polish, Yiddish, etc. Foods
@dennishill7807
@dennishill7807 Жыл бұрын
That pizza looks like it was made in a school cafeteria.
@christianterrill3503
@christianterrill3503 Жыл бұрын
Looks aren't everything. I have had it, it's really good not a 10 tho. It's still not new haven coal pizza. My dad lives like 20 mins from New Haven so I get alot of pizza when I go vist
@kneeldah68
@kneeldah68 Жыл бұрын
Looks like cold pizza!
@youngyodaxboi7153
@youngyodaxboi7153 Жыл бұрын
It dont look special, but I trust dave over my eyes
@TheSmilodon85
@TheSmilodon85 Жыл бұрын
😂 Rolmfao I was looking at it like gtfoh that's a 10 bruhhhhh I make better looking pizza than that bs and it taste good AF All Organic as well.
@andresnoneya
@andresnoneya Жыл бұрын
@@youngyodaxboi7153😂 right
@matrix31003
@matrix31003 4 ай бұрын
I grew up in Lynn and realized after I moved out, how good we had it in terms of pizza and subs. Just amazing food.
@joes.8500
@joes.8500 4 ай бұрын
I miss that area... New Deal's top shelf Italian is worth a 2 hour drive.
@ceebee8042
@ceebee8042 3 ай бұрын
Lynn, MA
@sean8204.5
@sean8204.5 2 ай бұрын
Fauccis is trash though
@hayworths1
@hayworths1 5 ай бұрын
There you go guys, that’s the ticket to a 10. Print out your “accolades” 😂
@montylabana8367
@montylabana8367 9 ай бұрын
Thanks Dave! I’ll send the cheque for $10,000 in the mail.
@axebeard7677
@axebeard7677 8 ай бұрын
That’s it?
@AmbitionIsaMust115
@AmbitionIsaMust115 8 ай бұрын
4 million at least
@brett8445
@brett8445 6 ай бұрын
Lol wih his wealth 1 million wouldn't cut it
@OregonPotFarmer
@OregonPotFarmer 5 ай бұрын
He's worth half a billion dollars
@natopomato93
@natopomato93 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@_Wirenut_
@_Wirenut_ Жыл бұрын
I call for a re-bite review
@williamslaughter8037
@williamslaughter8037 Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@Splitdarkness
@Splitdarkness Жыл бұрын
then he gives it a negative 7
@michaeldproject
@michaeldproject Жыл бұрын
6.4.
@Ilikefinalfantasy795
@Ilikefinalfantasy795 Жыл бұрын
@@michaeldproject 6.0 nice and even
@rbu2136
@rbu2136 11 ай бұрын
Need a slo-mo playback.
@ronthompson95
@ronthompson95 Ай бұрын
The phone call later that evening. “Hi uncle Monty did you see the show?”
@brettmitchell6431
@brettmitchell6431 6 ай бұрын
Only place to score a ten is owned by Dave.
@f_r_e_d
@f_r_e_d Жыл бұрын
Dave got an offer he couldn't refuse
@kratosjunior817
@kratosjunior817 Жыл бұрын
Type shit!🤪😭 He was buggin lol
@javsoliz
@javsoliz Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@MrNexus2000
@MrNexus2000 Жыл бұрын
I couldn’t help but immediately start thinking the same thing as soon as I seen this
@theelightbearer4254
@theelightbearer4254 Жыл бұрын
Ever heard of the Chinese Godfather? He made em an offer they couldn’t understand
@R3NEGADE_YT
@R3NEGADE_YT Жыл бұрын
@@theelightbearer4254ok uncle June
@Thedominator-tr2su
@Thedominator-tr2su Жыл бұрын
This one needs a second review
@dunderguy
@dunderguy Жыл бұрын
This was a second review. Montes was the first pizza place he reviewed when he started doing One Bite and it's not far at all from where he grew up so he's biased.
@adilson_Rodrigues
@adilson_Rodrigues Жыл бұрын
​@@dunderguythis wasn't the second review bro lmaoooo
@dunderguy
@dunderguy Жыл бұрын
@@adilson_Rodrigues yeah I just got it mixed up because in his first review he compared whatever he was eating to Montes which still proves that he knew what it was
@michaeldproject
@michaeldproject Жыл бұрын
6.4.
@nickgray6305
@nickgray6305 Жыл бұрын
It’s decent, but I’ve been to 4 different pizza joints in New Haven, Connecticut, and all 4 were so much better than Monty’s
@bluecollaramerican3884
@bluecollaramerican3884 8 ай бұрын
Who knew what we needed was down to earth pizza reviews...well done sir well done
@DrubieDoobieDoo
@DrubieDoobieDoo 4 ай бұрын
The secret is an Italian man spits in it and say ay yai yai as he boxes it
@Which_Way
@Which_Way Жыл бұрын
Dave received a substantial donation after this review.
@alejandroochoa3541
@alejandroochoa3541 8 ай бұрын
Before** lol
@liamcalvey7075
@liamcalvey7075 10 ай бұрын
When you the only pizza place in a town where weeds legal
@amosjohansen1
@amosjohansen1 9 ай бұрын
underrated bro
@georgeleinberger8670
@georgeleinberger8670 8 ай бұрын
Mmmmmm pizza.
@DosEquis1
@DosEquis1 8 ай бұрын
When you're salty because your favorite pizza place in your town got a 7.2 AND weed isn't legal😂
@miquelmoorrees6010
@miquelmoorrees6010 7 ай бұрын
​@@DosEquis1not both of those😭
@twhite9615
@twhite9615 7 ай бұрын
You bring up an interesting question tho. Is Dave high for all the reviews? We know he smokes weed but, if he is smoking before the reviews, the weed's potency/type are variables that effect the final score.
@coyoterx6002
@coyoterx6002 7 ай бұрын
After the review the owner handed him a cheque 😂😂😂😂
@electrotx
@electrotx 5 ай бұрын
Probably more than we know
@georgeleinberger8670
@georgeleinberger8670 8 ай бұрын
OMG! The comment section is on fire with hilarious one liners!
@silencio5184
@silencio5184 Жыл бұрын
Must have paid Dave some serious dough
@chuckn.1367
@chuckn.1367 Жыл бұрын
They got those compromising photo's of Dave enjoying the pappa johns and little sleazers.
@AlwaysSani45
@AlwaysSani45 Жыл бұрын
My thought exactly
@ddxx50
@ddxx50 11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@trels203
@trels203 11 ай бұрын
Pizza dough
@iwishiwasthomasshelby
@iwishiwasthomasshelby 10 ай бұрын
His reviews are rigged. He literally has some new York style pizza ranked 3.2 yet chucky cheese got 6.0. Chucky either paid him or blew him.
@XxGaMBLeRR
@XxGaMBLeRR 9 ай бұрын
Dave was given an offer he couldn’t refuse 😂
@swimpsmagbayao9513
@swimpsmagbayao9513 6 ай бұрын
Then it turns out they were all rats...that why he fits in there...
@AnonymousLastname-nw2qb
@AnonymousLastname-nw2qb 5 ай бұрын
Dave didn't want to swim with the fishies on this one.
@isaiahjack3140
@isaiahjack3140 4 ай бұрын
@@swimpsmagbayao9513why does who fit in there ?
@chANTler412
@chANTler412 9 күн бұрын
When daves hat ends up backwards he talked to the owners to long 😂😂😂
@Guest-rh9pl
@Guest-rh9pl 9 ай бұрын
"The secret to their pizza is they buy it frozen at Walmart and microwave it before baking it, 10/10"
@tenaciousb4731
@tenaciousb4731 8 ай бұрын
Lololol You are brutal 🤣🤣🤣
@bw3903
@bw3903 8 ай бұрын
😂
@omarsanchez9709
@omarsanchez9709 8 ай бұрын
So you agree, it's a 10
@eggdressing
@eggdressing 8 ай бұрын
I'm almost crying at this comment 😂
@DontYouHatePants
@DontYouHatePants 7 ай бұрын
One bite, everyone knows the rules.
@webcrawler3332
@webcrawler3332 Жыл бұрын
Must have been he first ever pizza. That looked like 5.6 at best
@DankOrDie
@DankOrDie Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he was joking
@Jon_Bonds_Jovi
@Jon_Bonds_Jovi Жыл бұрын
Maybe Dave & these guys are running a racket and cooking Dave's 'One Bite' frozen pizzas. Definitely seems sus, just saying.
@webcrawler3332
@webcrawler3332 Жыл бұрын
@@Jon_Bonds_Jovi have you tried his pizzas? I give them a 4.1 nothing special. I had high hopes but disappointed
@csd7663
@csd7663 Жыл бұрын
You really trying to rate the taste of a pizza through a video right now??😂😂😂😂
@lawrenceshdow
@lawrenceshdow Жыл бұрын
​@@webcrawler3332yeah.. It was like jacks quality. When they go on sale they are worth it. But that was a quick cash grab. They make 50k pizzas. Sell them for too high a price. Everyone makes a little cash and the only thing hurt is daves reputation. Which to me sounds like a bad business choice; he will never be trusted again to make a good pizza. Kind of like burning bridges.
@SArmagh681
@SArmagh681 5 ай бұрын
His eyes during his first bite 😂
@mulletover3832
@mulletover3832 Ай бұрын
That's some dorm room caliber stuff right there. One step up from frozen.
@harml3ss28
@harml3ss28 Жыл бұрын
That's a rookie review right there
@Leavemelone.
@Leavemelone. 11 ай бұрын
Yea he said it’s heavily influenced by it being in his hometown
@zamp6969
@zamp6969 6 ай бұрын
Yeah someone else said the same thing before you did. Pretty sure you seen it. Seem like you are trying piggy back off some of his 12k likes… pretty sad if you ask me 🤡
@chefhomeboyardee8
@chefhomeboyardee8 Жыл бұрын
The very first pizza shop to pay him $10,000
@King_cole1990
@King_cole1990 10 ай бұрын
You think he needs or would take 10,000? Haha lil bro do you research on who this guy is and how much money he has.
@King_cole1990
@King_cole1990 10 ай бұрын
10 grand would literally be INSULTING as a bribe for a perfect 10 on his pizza review.
@blech71
@blech71 10 ай бұрын
@@King_cole1990 yeah I’m thinking a grand a full fucking full numerical point no way. If money was on the table places would pay huge to go from a 7.6-7.7 to a 7.8-7.9 easily.
@chefhomeboyardee8
@chefhomeboyardee8 10 ай бұрын
@@King_cole1990 ahh you're probably right
@blackhawks1870
@blackhawks1870 10 ай бұрын
@@King_cole1990 even if you have money you’ll take the 10k too
@Mike28625
@Mike28625 7 ай бұрын
Thin pizza is nothing but a giant cheese cracker.
@jonathanschadenfreude9603
@jonathanschadenfreude9603 8 ай бұрын
the last slice being dubbed the wicked pissah
@ujustgotpwnd3454
@ujustgotpwnd3454 Жыл бұрын
Okay I was paid off by the owner, everybody knows the rules. - Dave
@nikosr265
@nikosr265 Жыл бұрын
This is Dave's hometown pizza, it's a 10 to him for nostalgia
@Who_care_what-i-think
@Who_care_what-i-think 9 ай бұрын
This makes no sense whatsoever. Unless he is trying to act like he has never had it before.
@nikosr265
@nikosr265 9 ай бұрын
@@Who_care_what-i-think That’s the idea, you stunad.
@tylermccurry171
@tylermccurry171 9 ай бұрын
If it’s his hometown pizza why doesn’t he know that it’s good?
@nikosr265
@nikosr265 9 ай бұрын
@@tylermccurry171 he’s doing a bit
@Maxx_d13
@Maxx_d13 9 ай бұрын
He’s not from Lynn he’s from swampscott
@mrs3378
@mrs3378 5 ай бұрын
He got paid to give that a 10
@bigsmalltowner
@bigsmalltowner 9 ай бұрын
Dave could find the exact same pizza in Alabama and give it 6.8
@ScottD44
@ScottD44 8 ай бұрын
EXACTLY BROTHER!
@alexlifeson8946
@alexlifeson8946 8 ай бұрын
Because Alabama is a douchebag red state
@billybatts9491
@billybatts9491 8 ай бұрын
Well, hes an israeli, sooo.....
@billybatts9491
@billybatts9491 8 ай бұрын
@FUKZU exactly what did he say? I may agree with him!!
@ScottD44
@ScottD44 8 ай бұрын
@FUKZU Relax, Don't Pull That Shit On This SITE! IT'S A PIZZA REVIEW NOT CNN TOOL!!!!!!!!!
@papnlilly
@papnlilly Жыл бұрын
Bro went back like 2 years later and gave it a 6.2 or some shit.
@wtfsalommy3250
@wtfsalommy3250 11 ай бұрын
LoL
@ab3040
@ab3040 11 ай бұрын
Did he actually?
@mh1theproducer
@mh1theproducer 11 ай бұрын
@@ab3040apparently so
@RENTFREETOUR
@RENTFREETOUR 10 ай бұрын
SOURCE?
@ephwurd2yurMother
@ephwurd2yurMother 10 ай бұрын
​@@RENTFREETOURJesus fucking Christ what is it with you people? Look it up for fucks sake you're literally on the app that has the video that the original guy was talking about.
@user-em6ww6pn8q
@user-em6ww6pn8q 5 ай бұрын
Dave got a 100k tip that day.
@B0NY_HAWK
@B0NY_HAWK 4 ай бұрын
This guy making pizza great again.
@cookiesup2music
@cookiesup2music Жыл бұрын
the og rookie score, everybody knows the rules
@chraffis
@chraffis Жыл бұрын
Everybody
@joeheid2776
@joeheid2776 Жыл бұрын
Looks like a Tony's frozen pizza thrown in a box.
@prodigalbrock
@prodigalbrock Жыл бұрын
Who cares what matters is flavor
@counterprepab
@counterprepab Жыл бұрын
tony frozen pizza is the best frozen pizza though so..
@zkurtz21
@zkurtz21 Жыл бұрын
@@counterprepabI was gonna say I love Tony’s frozen pizza
@UR_Right24
@UR_Right24 Жыл бұрын
What I was thinking. Looks like a Tombstone fozen pizza in a box.
@hokagejason4732
@hokagejason4732 Жыл бұрын
@@zkurtz21 Tony's is one of the worst frozen pizzas by far along side jacks. Red Baron and Motor City Pizza Co are where its at.
@annsmith7207
@annsmith7207 15 күн бұрын
He grew up 10 miles from Lynn --- 'nuf said. I will stick with Yelp!
@jbravo70
@jbravo70 Ай бұрын
They need to give him a blind taste test to see if he can pick the best
@michaelmercury1297
@michaelmercury1297 Жыл бұрын
This must have been one of his earliest reviews. Rookie score.
@ryanedward7508
@ryanedward7508 Жыл бұрын
Dave, finally off the Addies, tasting food for real again
@moosejuicepie2467
@moosejuicepie2467 5 күн бұрын
The pizza is actually really good but he was definitely being paid or threatened before this review.
@davewylie654
@davewylie654 9 ай бұрын
I never thought we would see this day!!!! That is cataclysmic
@distractionb
@distractionb Жыл бұрын
Please remember, Dave is bipolar.
@nickmontanaro9638
@nickmontanaro9638 9 ай бұрын
You spelled bisexual wrong.
@HeyIwasaValedictorian
@HeyIwasaValedictorian 9 ай бұрын
😂
@Ezio214
@Ezio214 Жыл бұрын
This needs a re-visit. That seemed like a rookie number.
@jfitty5894
@jfitty5894 2 ай бұрын
That’s a Rookie review score right there!
@user-wk8zk1cd5i
@user-wk8zk1cd5i 4 ай бұрын
He dont even believe that 😂😂😂😂
@SirSloop1919
@SirSloop1919 Жыл бұрын
whats Dave smoking? He didn’t even check the undercarriage.
@TheJohnTeller
@TheJohnTeller 10 ай бұрын
MF said “the crisp”and when he bit it that bitch ain’t even crunch
@davidi7441
@davidi7441 Жыл бұрын
Someone is blackmailing Dave with this review
@sayagain3524
@sayagain3524 Жыл бұрын
Monte is Dave's dealer
@Latvijas_shiela
@Latvijas_shiela Жыл бұрын
​@@sayagain3524 his snow dealer lol
@bellebaby4330
@bellebaby4330 8 ай бұрын
these videos are hilarious please don’t end :(
@guesswho343
@guesswho343 Ай бұрын
Dave is part owner
@retrobroski2904
@retrobroski2904 9 ай бұрын
every time I watch this dude review and rate pizza I start to crave pizza bad yo! 😂
@VMOP1
@VMOP1 6 ай бұрын
Yo?
@Weimerica8841
@Weimerica8841 6 ай бұрын
​@@VMOP1 It's Jesse from Breaking Bad, bitch!
@blankcanvasv
@blankcanvasv 5 ай бұрын
Fr I was scrolling once and saw one of his vids, 5 minutes later I ordered a pizza and ate the whole thing 😂
@greyjedi6430
@greyjedi6430 3 ай бұрын
​@@blankcanvasvwhy what's the alternate not eat it . Throw it away ? 🤣🤣
@derek4073
@derek4073 3 ай бұрын
I know what you mean so do I crave a pizza but it needs more than just cheese as a topping.
@thomascowper3658
@thomascowper3658 9 ай бұрын
Montys is the reason for Dave's reviews! I was lucky enough to grow up eating it with my family! Loved it when the train went by!
@OvernightCountFraud2024
@OvernightCountFraud2024 3 ай бұрын
They made Dave an offer he couldn’t refuse.
@livelife8980
@livelife8980 23 күн бұрын
So once the 10score is posted online, your family will be released safe and sound
@MovieNerd1994
@MovieNerd1994 Жыл бұрын
I'd give it a 6.93 single decimal scores are rookie af
@chrishutch2387
@chrishutch2387 Жыл бұрын
Rating a pizza through a video… 😳🤦🏽‍♂️
@YoU-yr9gk
@YoU-yr9gk Жыл бұрын
Using Daves own words against him…your only the millionth person to say it
@Dios67
@Dios67 Жыл бұрын
Nothing is ever a 10. You know the rules.
@MrSamrchds
@MrSamrchds Жыл бұрын
Lame
@JoeChiMinh
@JoeChiMinh Жыл бұрын
No round numbers
@jaybeazy4978
@jaybeazy4978 Жыл бұрын
Been 3 10s
@carse1234
@carse1234 5 ай бұрын
He references Monte’s in his first ever pizza review on KZfaq: “oh it looks like Montes”. Obviously his go to pizza shop. So fair play to him for getting their name out there.
@BaconIsNotBiceps
@BaconIsNotBiceps 8 ай бұрын
The moment Dave knew smoking 2 jibbas 18 minutes before a pizza review was a bad idea. He went on to rate gluten-free sawdust and low calories mildew perfect 10s.
@ekirakosyan
@ekirakosyan Жыл бұрын
You’re telling me this pizza has a higher score than Sally’s in New Haven and many other god tier pizzas? 😏🤔
@Big_AlMC
@Big_AlMC 9 ай бұрын
Yes. Duh!
@HaveAGoodDayFk.U
@HaveAGoodDayFk.U 4 ай бұрын
Montes owner: 💁🏻‍♂️ 💰
@Catchyalater_Fishing_Co
@Catchyalater_Fishing_Co Жыл бұрын
need a second review on this one
@DivineAtheistWannabe
@DivineAtheistWannabe 5 ай бұрын
It's time for Italians to just admit that Americans perfected the pizza
@AnthonyGallegos-mr4db
@AnthonyGallegos-mr4db 2 ай бұрын
They Just Douche it! They Just Douche it!! 😂😂😂😂
@EvilRIQ95.
@EvilRIQ95. 9 ай бұрын
*camera cuts "Now give me my 500$" 😂😂
@bobs8005
@bobs8005 7 ай бұрын
$50,000 you mean. Portnoy is mega rich haha
@EvilRIQ95.
@EvilRIQ95. 7 ай бұрын
@@bobs8005 mmm I doubt it
@donc7984
@donc7984 6 ай бұрын
@@EvilRIQ95. he is wealthy lmao
@EvilRIQ95.
@EvilRIQ95. 6 ай бұрын
@@donc7984 $50,000 for a act wealthy tho?
@donc7984
@donc7984 6 ай бұрын
@@EvilRIQ95. oh hell nawh but i wouldnt doubt like 5-10 grand, i thought you meant in general like hes not sitting on some money my bad. But you're right no way some pizza shop is paying 50k
@MsChunky666
@MsChunky666 10 ай бұрын
This makes me loose all my faith in Dave. I had it tastes like frozen Celeste pizza. Everyone in that city hates it. Everyone in the North Shore hates it. Re-bite. I call for a pizza review boycott.
@trashcompactorYT
@trashcompactorYT 8 ай бұрын
10 year old reupload everybody knows the rules
@MsChunky666
@MsChunky666 8 ай бұрын
@trashcompactorYT the rules are that place is minutes from where he grew up and. The pizza sucks
@DemocratsReadMyBio
@DemocratsReadMyBio 7 ай бұрын
I can't believe this ever happened, he should be ashamed of himself, do people really hate that pizza ?😂😂 no way!!! tell me the pizza actually stinks ???
@trashcompactorYT
@trashcompactorYT 7 ай бұрын
@@MsChunky666 cry about it
@MsChunky666
@MsChunky666 7 ай бұрын
@trashcompactorYT oh, I'm going to. And I'm not the only one. He grew up down the street from this place, so he tosses his integrity out the window.
@rphawx
@rphawx 3 ай бұрын
Dave is a silent partner. Hence the 10😂😂😂
@kyletargett5158
@kyletargett5158 5 ай бұрын
When you’re stoned to the bone it hits different
@davidw6828
@davidw6828 Жыл бұрын
This would be a 7.3 now
@jonmurphy4889
@jonmurphy4889 Жыл бұрын
No way it's the best
@MikeB85
@MikeB85 Жыл бұрын
Yeah i was gonna go 7.5, maybe
@ComunidadDeAcero
@ComunidadDeAcero 11 ай бұрын
​@@jonmurphy4889where is this?
@UnCreativeDeconstructionism
@UnCreativeDeconstructionism Жыл бұрын
"Norf shore. They just douche it."
@WineHouse33
@WineHouse33 Жыл бұрын
LOL
@joel.lallier
@joel.lallier Ай бұрын
"They just douche it, they just douche it."
@John-fc3uf
@John-fc3uf 5 ай бұрын
I live a mile down the road from Montes. Dave's right.
@dallasbrat81
@dallasbrat81 8 ай бұрын
Yes it’s David early rookie scoring probably a 8.5 today
@formerCEO
@formerCEO Жыл бұрын
must have suffered some kind of head trauma before filming this one.
@mcchicken5039
@mcchicken5039 Жыл бұрын
Nah bro got some head and it aint head trauma
@surfboard396
@surfboard396 Жыл бұрын
Is it April Fools or is he stoned? Everybody knows the rules.
@MrSamrchds
@MrSamrchds Жыл бұрын
Lame
@kobechromerefractor7093
@kobechromerefractor7093 Ай бұрын
never thought Id ever see a 10
@dudeilove
@dudeilove 25 күн бұрын
He’s already had Monty’s. He talked about it in his first ever pizza review at town spa
@patcrowe2821
@patcrowe2821 Жыл бұрын
Need a 2nd review
@wake-upwednesdaypodcast
@wake-upwednesdaypodcast Жыл бұрын
Everyone knows the only 10 is OneBites Frozen Pizza
@Tryharder69420
@Tryharder69420 Жыл бұрын
That’s a funny joke.
@jaybeazy4978
@jaybeazy4978 Жыл бұрын
He gave tostino pizza rolls a 10 an pioza pizza in ON Canada
@ridefree9160
@ridefree9160 11 ай бұрын
I give it a 7
@TomFudlikCreations
@TomFudlikCreations 3 ай бұрын
Come back to Monte’s I want a re-score
@raversmiracle2
@raversmiracle2 15 сағат бұрын
Top doesn't look like anything to mention, bottom looks like it wasn't fully cooked. I think Dave forgot to move the decimal point to 1.0
@IAmTheGlovenor
@IAmTheGlovenor Жыл бұрын
Dave today would give that a 0.2 for not being burnt
@drewskih4005
@drewskih4005 Жыл бұрын
Dave has the culinary range of a 5 year old
@kenbulut-oe8sb
@kenbulut-oe8sb Жыл бұрын
How do you know?
@3lljay881
@3lljay881 Ай бұрын
They can thank John cena for that 10
@keeganharricharan
@keeganharricharan 2 ай бұрын
Bertuzzi HAS to have the series of his life for the Leafs to beat the Bruins
@cashboi6258
@cashboi6258 Жыл бұрын
He was probably starving when he ate it, everything’s ten times better when you’re hungry…
@skrillozedd
@skrillozedd 8 ай бұрын
exactly what I was thinking and first comment I've seen on how hungry he pry was
@WineHouse33
@WineHouse33 Жыл бұрын
Back in the day reviews are grandfathered in scores
@mikemacias5047
@mikemacias5047 3 сағат бұрын
His dog is being held hostage! 🐕
@boomhawk6217
@boomhawk6217 3 ай бұрын
Pepino’s in Menomonee Falls, WI
@rwinstanley8668
@rwinstanley8668 Жыл бұрын
He gave a 10 to Town Spa. Said it was as good as Monte’s. Then balked, saying Monte’s was better and gave TS a 9. Then changed again. He was all over the place in the beginning!
@ajburgess7242
@ajburgess7242 9 ай бұрын
town spa's dope but I grew up on Christo's in brockton...unfortunately they closed up shop n only got a little takeout spot in a different area
@Pdog7293
@Pdog7293 8 ай бұрын
Dave had to turn his hat around the pie was so good
@BionicBoom88
@BionicBoom88 4 ай бұрын
You have got to be kidding me 😂
@williamgallier2197
@williamgallier2197 11 ай бұрын
In all honesty it’s not a bad pie. But from experience, this is at best a 7.6/7.8. Especially if you put it side by side, with say, DeLucia’s, which I’d say is my all time favorite. And that’s a 9.5-9.7 easily **Edit: again, that’s just my opinion, but I would highly recommend atleast trying DeLucias…. I’ve had it 7-8 times and it’s never once been bad. They definitely take pride in Dave’s score and are consistent with their pies.
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