Dave's memory never ceases to impress me. After so much pizza and blow he still remembers the owners

One 10 minute review you know it's going to be a classic everybody knows the rules... Almost reminds you of episode of curb your enthusiasm..

One pizza review turned into a Barstool history lesson, nobody knows what is happening.

"Ask them for the hexagon pizza." *Dave's mind blown*

Dave always forgets where he is, everybody knows the rules.

“Then it should say the home of the circles” 😂 i never fail to be entertained when watching Dave’s reviews.

Ahh yes the classic. “He gave an average score , give him something else “

Back when Brooklyn Pizza was first starting up near us, when they heard about my Grandpop passing away, they came over and gave a tomato pie and baked ziti to our family for free. So this place holds a special place in my heart.

I love how Dave doesn’t let these pizza slingers try to bullshit him

During earlier Covid, I was in Restaurant Depot. A customer helped me out regarding a purchase of meats. He answered a bunch of questions and taught me about the steaks. I realized he didn't work there at the end of our conversation. It was the owner of Brooklyn Square. The nicest guy you could ever meet. He's an absolute gentleman. I told him that I was from Aberdeen, NJ. He said that he's planning on coming out this way. We can't wait. You have a loyal customer when you do. They make excellent pizza and they're great people.

The ball busting with the square/circle fiasco is fantastic 🤣🤣🤣

This review felt like a drama series with all the plot twists & turns. I didn't know what was happening next. 😅

“I try them all until I try them all”. Lol Dave channeling a little Yogi Berra with that nugget of wisdom.

Dave is like the Health Dept., one bad day will ruin your business forever.

10 minute video….even before watching this has to be a classic!!

I like the way you took the first bite and wiped your hand on the side of the box. That’s a pro move in my opinion.

When Dave is hungry and in a pizza frenzy just keep feeding him different slices in the hopes he gives you a score you like. *This is their way*

If a pizza box touts "Respect the Craft" it's gotta be an 7.0+. I love how Dave has no idea where he is xD He's honest and great with people no matter where he goes. This dude has provided so much business for small businesses that were struggling before he showed up at the door. His uploads are an awesome charity!

Theo Von muggin' at 3:38 had me cracking up!

Dude got so scared not knowing a 7.3 is a VERY GOOD score from a guy who reviewed like a thousand pizza spots.

watch these every night before i go sleep, big up dave - love from the uk

You know something interesting is going to happen when the video is over ten minutes.

This is what we call a pizza athlete.

If the video is longer than 4:00 you know it’s a good one.

Dave's being generous these days, that's a 7.1 no question.

This man reviewing 1990's elementary school pizza.

His job is to eat pizza and hire 22 year olds to run his business, genius

"dont tell me... dont tell me... dont tell me.....Where the f**k are we?!" 😂

But wait! You gotta try our triangle pizza! 🍕🤣

I had to see this one for sure. His son is a really clever young man. Be safe BROTHER. Neal

Love your reviews

Lmao the best part is, I have had this same argument with them when I went to pick up before too

Theo Von watching big cat and Dave portnoy pissed throwing cups is hilarious. Look to the back right

This guy trying to explain the different pizzas reminded me of George Costanza explaining the J Peterman Reality Tour: "Wait a minute. I think I understand this. J. Peterman is real; his biography is not. Now you, Kramer, are real. But your life is Peterman’s. Now the bus tour, which is real, takes you to places that-while they are real-they are not real in the sense that they did not really happen to the real Peterman, which is you."

Dave still doesn’t know where he is, and I ain’t telling. Everybody knows the rules

That pizza looked great...love the thick crust and it looked nice and saucy...right up my alley!!!

Old guy at the end pretending to just be walking out DEFINITELY not trying to hear the review lol

Haddon Heights, actually... In fact it borders close to Audubon. I know because I live not to far away from the place. I've been there and it's good but the problem is the wait is agonizing when ordering during the evening, especially on a Friday. Ordered 20-30 minutes before going over to pick it up, then waited another 20-30 minutes to wait for it.

‘Why did you say square?’ 😂😂😂

Dave, next time you are in the Toronto area you've got to try Dante's!! Just North of Toronto, Diego will definitely look after you!!

3:38 even Theo Von is upset (but laughing)

@ 7:15 he looks like a baby bird trying to get some food. 🐥

Theo Von in the background like dammit pres keep it together

Raymond's, Vito's, and King of Pizza have all been around for decades in the Cherry Hill area. Also, you should try the Tarantini Pazarotti at Franco's place. Also been around decades and decades.

Kinda miss Daves Unboxing videos 😆

i live right by here and this is one of my go to spots. they make a solid pie. def one of the best in the area. their menu is confusing so i’m not surprised by what happened to dave. sucks it kinda feels like they didn’t get a true review. they have an 8.1 on the app which id say is accurate

Home of the squares, Dave fits right in. Lol

10 min .. FINALLY A EPISODE WITH BEHIND THE SCENES AND INTERESTING PPL

Is it always just cheese pizza?

2:30 Brooklyn Square Pizza with the 8.9 had the best looking Sicilian pizza ever.

8:35 😂The Italian came out of Dave right there🤌

Their boardwalk pie is their best pie. Just had it the other night.

Home of the circles is a savage line

All time classic episode

the start of the video felt like a biden gaffe, trying to figure out what town hes even in lol

Them listening to queen in the background at the end 😂

Dave quit acting like a hard ass with these people... just offering you another fckin pizza JUST TAKE IT BRO!! love u prez

3:38 Theo Vonn looking at dave like he knew he lost money lol

You are such of nice guy. Just be straight and you are the right guy for pizzas. Good job. Neal

Score is low Dave! I scored them 8.3 on the app. I need Brooklyn at least once a week but they do squares and you don't like squares. Good folks over there and they have been crushing it for a couple years now. Looking forward to more reviews in my neck of the woods over the next couple days.

3:37 Theo Von in the background rocking a superb mullet

It's pathetic when people try to beat the score by saying oh this is the one we are known for after hearing a low score...in my opinion, their score goes from 7.3 to a 6.7 for that.

Really just had a gametime ad play🤣🤘🏽🤙🏽

"Where the eff are we " 🤣🤣🤣

Good people for sure. Not a jerk at all. Good job Dave. You rock brother. Neal

😀I like that you picked up that plate that flew away! Thank you for the environment and the review! I watch all your reviews, my mouth waters every time looking at those glorious PIZZAZZZZZ!

The pizza is decent. I grew up a half a block down the street in the 90s. the place was called Mimmo’s then and it was owned by a Sicilian gentleman named Tony. Never has there been better pizza in these parts

When are you going to cheryhill nj???

10mins?! this is going to be good! What's going down on this episode? lol

The Guy thinks Dave only gives high scores to round Pizza’s. Everybody knows the rules!

Dave - you need to take a trip to Angelo's in Matawan, NJ.

Looks like Ellio's in the thumbnail, the sweet pizza nostalgia.

"Where the F are we?" 😆

5:50 Best way to get somebody to answer honestly.

What kind of shirts is Dave wearing?

0:42 Dave's boston accent coming through when he's annoyed.

Whens the last time you looked at the back of a pizzeria menu to figure out the location? Whoa boy

you guys have to review Ski’s pizza in Sycamore. Just north of DeKalb, IL. I’ll be there tonight and I’ll get Dave taken care of.

We’re in ahhh! We’re in ahhh! We’re in ahhh! Don’t tell me! 🤣🤣🤣

Homie slid out the shop slid out the shot waited till Dave was about to leave and said I got free pie for you ….you got the wrong one lmao

We are covering a lot of NJ it seems. Did we burn through, the 5 boroughs, CT, Long Island? Perhaps a New England tour?

That pizza visually is a dream to me

There's nothing "Brooklyn" about the Brooklyn slice. But that style gas become very common in the NY-NJ area over the past 20 years.

Where in a …. Where in a …. Where in a ….. dude get a map 😂.

10 minutes oh we in for a treat

Naples in Tuckerton New Jersey and Nick's in Manahawkin New Jersey are great.

"where da fuq ahh-we?" hahahaha

That’s grade school pizza day pizza at best

Yes, everyone asking about the pizza…it is always cheese. He does this to score even across the board and make it fair as everyone has a classic cheese. Also easier to taste sauce and crust without added items to it. Plus a lot of people end up eating the pizza, so easier for others to eat.

Gotta come down to the mid-atlantic capital of summer debauchery in Dewey Beach, Delaware and give us scores for Grotto's, Nicola's, Mama Maria's, and mama celeste's etc

Glad the camo jacket is getting a wash

If somebody was to ask you of the real reason for your truly amazing success, and you were limited to one response; I would hope you wouldn't cite your knowledge of business and marketing which you studied at U of M, or of the work experience you had after college. I believe the real reason for your great success is that you are totally genuine, that you say exactly what you think and feel, sans filter, which is truly a rarity in our culture today. You call it as you see it, and you have a great understanding of what is good and bad, and what is right and wrong, and not just with pizza. You lay it out there for all to see, regardless of what others think, for which many more people should follow your example. I truly appreciate your honesty about yourself, as not that many people make a video when they are smoking weed! I could add one word and an abbreviation to your catch phrase, which would be; "One bite, everybody knows the rules....no BS!" That is who you are, no BS. You call BS out in a heartbeat, and you have the guts to stand up and point out whatever isn't right; for which the NFL had an awareness, and candidly, per my perceptions acted like cowards who wouldn't take responsibility for their screw ups. If there was one bit of advice I would give, well, you already know what it is. Just keep being you. Trust yourself, and keep calling it as you see it. BTW I would literally pass out if there was any person on the planet who has eaten more different pizzas than you. You have to be the very best judge of pizza out of the 8 billion people in this world. Also, I enjoy your appearances with Stuart Varney on Fox Business. As somebody with a career in economics, finance, and real estate, my advice for our challenging economy that is projected to be facing a difficult year of recession, is that "the return of your money is much more important, than the return on your money". Cash likely will be king in 2023, until the inflation rate is well down such that the Fed won't be increasing interest rates by much. Dave Portnoy.....what I really hope, is that for so many who watch your videos and see you on national media, they would take a great life lesson from you...to be honest with themselves, say what they think, and take responsibility for what they say and do, and pursue whatever it is they have a genuine passion for. That would truly make our country strong.... along with some better energy, economic, foreign, and domestic policies. I'll end with my favorite quote, that I will add a few words as your personal customization....this came from the father of the great golfer, Davis Love, who was an amazing teaching pro, he said "Follow your dreams and enjoy the trip....and don't forget to have a few thousand slices of pizza along the way!". Mr. Portnoy....I do believe you are doing just that. I thank you for heightening my awareness of both pizza and the NFL, and reminding me that those who really stand out, are those who are honest not just with others, but most importantly, with themselves, which is who you are, and why you have realized the amazing success that you have. Best wishes always, Randy Lazer PS...I do like U of M, but grew up in East Lansing, went to Duke Undergrad and Michigan State for grad school, so usually the NCAA hoops tournament is pretty interesting for me.

wow Haddon heights nj next town over from me. nice

Brooklyn Square is my local go to joint. Good stuff. By the way.."Don't tell me Don't tell me" means tell me where the eff we are already

He should try ledos in MD

this dude has a lot of favorite shirts.

I've watched so many of these pizza reviews I swear I guess within .1 of Dave's score before he says it every time.

Dave, I split my time between Philly and NJ. You hit the two best pizza places in the area and I have tried most of the good ones. Taconelli's in NJ and Philly, Angelo's Philly, hands down.... Thanks for the channel. Learning new places to check out in my travels,

“I try them all,until I try them all” is that a Ron Jeremy quote

Lmaooo 5:20 - 5:40 had me cryinnnn 😂😂😂😂😂