Oney Plays Civilization 6 (Best of Compilation)
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2 жыл бұрынWormism awaits in the insane world of Seth Meyers' Civ 6
Credit to: / oneyplays
@Postaldude__ 2 жыл бұрын
"You gotta admit he had his wits about him" is the last thing i expected anyone to say about the Bjork stalker ahahahha
@ModernMedusa 2 жыл бұрын
You gotta admit, he was kind of a daddy
@Mc_Mcarthy_Jones 2 жыл бұрын
I read this comment Immediately before the bit started in the video LMAO XD
@PALACIO254 2 жыл бұрын
@@ModernMedusa especially when the bullet rattled around in his brain
@makutas-v261 Жыл бұрын
He was the ultimate sigma male, respect o7
@friskydjango8626 Жыл бұрын
He had his wits about him until the end, when he had his wits all over him.
@PseudoWounds 2 жыл бұрын
Tomar: "When was the Taj Mahal built?" Zach: "2007" Tomar: "That's not true." Zach: "2005?"
@maxtex60n40 2 ай бұрын
Uhh 🤔
@cellextheblackout Ай бұрын
47:17
@BebieHachi Ай бұрын
Worm.
@daisysarasaland.7697 2 жыл бұрын
my new favorite Corey quote: “I created her so she has no rights”
@joolianlee 2 жыл бұрын
I fear for the future in which Cory or especially Chris has a daughter
@PolumbiusTheThird 2 жыл бұрын
@@joolianlee well clearly you're supposed to kill the daughters upon birth
@A_Black_Sheep94 2 жыл бұрын
He's not wrong shockingly
@Gaia_Gaistar 2 жыл бұрын
It's so weird how I read this right as Corey said it in the video.
@aelix56 2 жыл бұрын
@@joolianlee Well that'd be a co-creation so they'd have to agree on where to take the daughter forwards but if they cede rights they're done.
@Pistonx45x 2 жыл бұрын
"Gandalf is a type of Gollum" will live forever in my memory
@LordBiggleswade 2 жыл бұрын
0:25 I love how Tomar can recognize when Chris and Zach get themselves into a feedback loop saying his name in a strange way for no reason. He knows there's nothing he can do except say "oh no" and let themselves do their thing for a bit until they tire themselves out like demented children. This "oh no" is the exasperation of a Tomar that's seen some things and been mentally scarred by them. I hope that one day Tomar can find peace after being in the company of these weird little creatures for so long.
@RoachCatJr 2 жыл бұрын
pikmin 1 and 2 rock
@grinshady0164 2 жыл бұрын
I think this is the first time in months someone in this comments section said something positive about Tomar instead of mentioning his various war crimes
@A_Black_Sheep94 2 жыл бұрын
Tomar must face his punishment for the many varied atrocities he has flagrantly and gleefully committed. He deserves every second of this torment.
@tahutoa 2 жыл бұрын
they did the nyeeeh squidward
@shamboshlamboz3274 2 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking that i love when they are doing bits and tomar just goes sighs and agrees
@JoanWhack 2 жыл бұрын
Forgetting about the Holocaust and saying, "How can you have a famine when there's ground everywhere?" Might be the most unintentionally funny shit Cory has ever said.
@Dark0neone 2 жыл бұрын
They were directly addressing Corey's brain literally being an egg in that drug PSA commercial.
@half-death8095 2 жыл бұрын
@@Dark0neone well they stole it and tried to destroy it but failed
@PALACIO254 2 жыл бұрын
"they were on an island why didn't they just get fish and coconuts? duh?" -Cory spazkid on the Irish tato famine
@SamahLama Жыл бұрын
To be fair Zach did tell him Germany never did anything wrong
@mspaint93 Жыл бұрын
@Fae Trick Thank you
@steven95N 2 жыл бұрын
Zach does that "You have no talent" way too well. I knew that little creature was actually our little creature in disguise.
@TheJayLordx 2 жыл бұрын
I WALKED BOB DYLAN UP ON STAGE
@whatastandupguy3050 2 жыл бұрын
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
@A_Black_Sheep94 2 жыл бұрын
Really though the trumpet guy wasn't wrong, he just went about it the wrong way. Don't play badly play loud annoying noises in public.
@RoachCatJr Жыл бұрын
@@A_Black_Sheep94 who gaf
@tawxic1 Жыл бұрын
@@A_Black_Sheep94trumpet golem was on the right side of history all along
@Gaia_Gaistar 2 жыл бұрын
Still love how angry Zach and Tomar got when Chris revealed he lied about wood being attracted to magnets in water.
@A_Black_Sheep94 2 жыл бұрын
Still don't know how they would believe that, especially from Chris
@nangstv5278 Жыл бұрын
Not to mention he told them it was fake, like a minute later and they just didn't hear it
@nangstv5278 Жыл бұрын
@@A_Black_Sheep94 can't remember the specifics but with a powerful enough magnet you can affect materials that aren't really all that magnetic It's nothing like the attraction of something like iron for example though
@Gnome-kc7pr Жыл бұрын
@@nangstv5278nice try tomar
@dextergrif2019 2 жыл бұрын
The Holocaust and Irish Potato Famine conversation is one of the funniest moments on the channel
@jsega9393 2 жыл бұрын
Timing?
@carnage-_-2419 2 жыл бұрын
@@jsega9393 38:00
@dextergrif2019 Жыл бұрын
@@carnage-_-2419 Thanks! I was already a while past it when I wrote this comment
@Deadbeatcow 2 жыл бұрын
the length of these compilations always blows my mind, it doesn't seem that long when you think of it in 15 minute videos but somehow noita has 5 hours
@A_Black_Sheep94 2 жыл бұрын
Damn near 7 hours actually
@lucasrodriguez7208 2 жыл бұрын
Time is craaaazy maan
@jakass 2 жыл бұрын
Noita is too stronk
@viporial2358 2 жыл бұрын
the compilation is 6
@flapstick_101 2 жыл бұрын
The "oh no" from Tomar signifies that he is now tired. Not only is he tired, he's helpless. This man is being held against his will at this point, forced to be called things such as "Daddy Tomar", and "The Beard Bearer". Such a sad existence for our poor OneyPlays employee.
@A_Black_Sheep94 2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the sheer amount of atrocities Tomar has committed. He deserves this.
@deslacooda 2 жыл бұрын
What would both an Oneyplays application, and resume, look like? Just imagining what either would look like if Chris and/or Zach filled it out/made it themselves.
@ScatterBrainedYouBetterFollow 2 жыл бұрын
The oneyplays offices in ireland have suicide nets
@El_Does_Things 5 ай бұрын
Childhood is cackling at Corey's crazy anecdotes, adulthood is knowing exactly what NSFW art Corey is thinking of every time
@seansmith6255 Ай бұрын
You are not an adult you just have a Porn addiction
@Grazzmazzium Ай бұрын
That's just adult aged child-like behavior
@trendybistro 2 жыл бұрын
Chris getting his golden play button from his Dad was so cool to hear.
@MitridatedCarbon Жыл бұрын
I like to think he was in Ireland and was so annoyed they still send Chris stuff at his home that he singlehandedly swam across the Pacific (he was too angry he didn't realize he was going east into the Russian wastelands), traversed skidrow and LA goblins just to handle him the golden button, then go back and to drink tea and watch "who wants to be a millionaire" 1990 reruns on VHS with his wife.
@squiddywtf Жыл бұрын
@@MitridatedCarbon what the sam hell are you talking about
@MitridatedCarbon Жыл бұрын
@@squiddywtf I don't know. I forgot I wrote this.
@egg2520 4 ай бұрын
@@MitridatedCarbon what?
@PRIMALPRIME1 2 жыл бұрын
Seth MacFarlane's Freakin' Sweet Civ 6
@Postaldude__ Жыл бұрын
Just droppin some timestamps so i can find em easier 1:53 barbados slim 6:07 red eyes jutting jawmar bit 8:20 LEAVE ME ALONE DAMN YOU 9:00 i want to kiss a girl that looks like me 12:02 gollum is related to aragorn 15:23 kevin smith shits into his own mouth like tubgirl 15:55 oneyplays and smiling friends co-creator sympathize with björk stalker 21:23 yoshi 5 finger filet 22:02 sid meier's torture sim
@Creatura_Largo Жыл бұрын
thx for the "girl who likes me" bit, i was looking for that timestamp
@0ee63 Жыл бұрын
thank you for that barbados slim, saved me like half an hour
@charliee.w Жыл бұрын
@@Creatura_Largo same 🤣
@Keeeeeeeeeeeeeee Жыл бұрын
37:01 The Nazi Hoedown and the Irish Potato Famine
@Gnome-kc7pr Жыл бұрын
Thanks barbados slim cracks me up
@DieWorm 2 жыл бұрын
“Fuck the clarinet I’m switching to civilization 6.” -Squidward
@gemstown 9 ай бұрын
“this shit kicks my ass” - Squidward
@GenericProtagonist7 2 жыл бұрын
The most baffling thing about this is Zach not knowing "Do Not Go gentle", I mean from everyone here I expected him to recognize it immediately, I expected "Wait, what is ancient Rome?" from Cory but not that.
@Gaia_Gaistar 2 жыл бұрын
I know right?
@gonzoGnostalgic 2 жыл бұрын
"I was up a fuckin' mountain, dude." -Worm Jerusalem, "Wormetropolitan"
@dizzythegreat Жыл бұрын
Tomar says he's not diplomatic, but just listen to how Chris brilliantly negotiated that love contract.
@ChristianTheChicken 2 жыл бұрын
Cory's observation about the potato famine is so good.
@jesepiorlando2836 2 жыл бұрын
Zach really doesn’t like Chris. Did anyone see that awful evil video where Chris tried to give him a hug and Zach checked his advice with a tiger mouth strike and a mean judo hip toss shattering Chris’s left ilium on impact. I think Zach might be hiding a little bit of resentment towards Chris idk
@grinshady0164 2 жыл бұрын
But what caused this growing resentment man? That's what I want to know..
@A_Black_Sheep94 2 жыл бұрын
Iliums are a myth
@JayTohab Жыл бұрын
@@grinshady0164 Tomar whistled into each of the other's ear, muttering that the other one thought he was funnier. Zach thought Chris was full of himself, and Chris thought Zach was absolutely right about thinking himself funnier, which made Chris peeved. Zach has had it out for Chris ever since, slicing through his pajamas with a nasally blade.
@TheMegaOrigin 2 жыл бұрын
1:52 Barbados Slim (for my own reference)
@brandonlevy3761 2 жыл бұрын
23:33 Greatest moment in the series. Especially on how Zach says the names of the tabs out loud
@DerekHG 2 жыл бұрын
Wormism will rise again! Thanks for so many videos lately!
@bibser295 2 жыл бұрын
Many more to come bro!
@PALACIO254 2 жыл бұрын
praise the almighty *WORM*
@crisismoon880 Жыл бұрын
Seige Worm!
@slugshellz 2 жыл бұрын
this is by far my favorite recent series from them. i have no idea what’s going on in the game in anyway but they have some banger conversations. this will help me make it through work today
@MarkOfKhorne 2 жыл бұрын
28:17 I love Zach's little rage-outs. 🤣
@reeceschroeder7685 2 жыл бұрын
i was looking for a comment like this when i heard him yell out "OH, FUCK!!!!!!!"
@ElijahZaporteza Жыл бұрын
We loooooove these little rage outs
@foxxy-3748 4 ай бұрын
The English-to-Cory dictionary consists of two words: Excape Confinscate
@lazywatermellon 2 жыл бұрын
I'm genuinely blown away as how fast this came out. Thank you for this beautiful comp,
@MarbleJams 2 жыл бұрын
1:43:20 I hope someone animates Cory’s riddles and Gollum’s riddle bit. They’re so good!
@jamishmcquo7590 2 жыл бұрын
Tomar I wasn't listening I was thinking about Barbados Slim
@Zwarlie 2 жыл бұрын
30:00 thank you for the lore recap on President Cory for those who may not be aware
@heavywestern5943 2 жыл бұрын
They missed a golden opportunity to rename Istambul to Wormstantinople
@Nate-ll4do 2 жыл бұрын
Oh god DAMNIT
@JayTohab Жыл бұрын
@@Nate-ll4do "We were RIGHT THERE, man!"
@HeadlinePlays 2 жыл бұрын
Reverse Trumpet Guy is bit of the year
@hunterhuang2500 Жыл бұрын
39:42 I think that's the most genuine anger I've heard from Zach
@pyrotechnick420 Жыл бұрын
The Tank Guy from Tiananmen Square did not get run over. Everyone just thinks that happened.
@fajile5109 Жыл бұрын
I thought everyone called him tank man because they knew he stopped a tank. The people that got ran over by tanks happened the day before.
@bilbebop3693 Жыл бұрын
"how do you have a famine if you have ground ?" Blunt and profound. Like every great philosopher.
@ImpressionismFTW 2 жыл бұрын
You've got a jutting jaw.
@JL-dz8sj 2 жыл бұрын
A compilation that’s not too far off from the combined length of all the source videos. Thank Wormism for such good content in these trying times.
@savion29 2 жыл бұрын
I was really hoping they did another pig physics bit at 10:30 that shits so hilarious to me
@nicojo3042 2 жыл бұрын
Was that… Debussy’s Arabesque no. 1 in the opening to an OneyPlays comp?? Incredible
@A_Black_Sheep94 2 жыл бұрын
Hehe... de.. bussy.
@pyrotechnick420 Жыл бұрын
43:22 How the fuck does Cory know what the word "cavalcading," means? That sounded so out of place for him to say that lol
@deeta000 Жыл бұрын
Probably because of that terrible Seth Macfarlane DVD.
@Pleasestoptalkingthanks Жыл бұрын
Cory knows a lot of words without actually knowing what they mean.
@fancyman3206 2 жыл бұрын
personal favs: 44:17 extra credits 1:34:51 another family guy bit
@goatinator654 2 жыл бұрын
Probably the best series of this Oneyplays season. Good job on the comp👍
@krabman2889 2 жыл бұрын
The first clip is Oney messing with the images on the screen. What a cold open
@bijoukaiba 2 жыл бұрын
1:43:18 might be one of my favorite OneyPlays bits and it goes on for EIGHT MINUTES
@amadeus004 2 жыл бұрын
The intro of Zach saying wormtopia should be in a movie
@Deadman1000 2 жыл бұрын
Cory's immediately forgetting what people said is why I loved when he's on.
@tarrencetherock1938 Жыл бұрын
dude that social security number is just like mine except the first number is a 9
@therealdusksun9202 Жыл бұрын
9:00 girls that look like me 16:03 stalker 23:33 Chris’s desktop 37:01 Cory history 38:36 Cory Irish history 40:33 smash girl 1:00:25 deergasm
@nintendoshitcube6480 2 жыл бұрын
1:33:49 Zach grabs his buddy's gut
@stripes6854 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you! This is great
@bibser295 2 жыл бұрын
Enjoy man, and thanks for watchin
@AHersheyHere 17 күн бұрын
1:14:30 "Thank you. Check Please. All Done." -Zach The scar tissue from that red eye flight with the screaming child is showing through in the 'All Done!'
@YurrWhat 2 жыл бұрын
58:48 lmfao
@Gaia_Gaistar 11 ай бұрын
"How do you have a famine, there's ground everywhere" is the funniest thing I've ever heard.
@TheJVH 2 жыл бұрын
Corey's Donald Duck voice had me in tears, fucking christ
@pancakeslapp 2 жыл бұрын
Something I'd love to see in Civ VII is varying elevations. I know that there are the coastal areas that are prone to rise in sea level, but a more intensive height system that is visually appealing would be so cool - although hard to pull off well probably. There being mountains makes me want there to also be plateaus, valleys, canyons, etc. Would make it so satisfying to look over the country you rule lol
@reeceschroeder7685 2 жыл бұрын
i love how wholesome chris is with his parents
@quagernag 2 жыл бұрын
Wishtime: Zach plays Civilization as Trump from stone age to his presidency.
@BuffNesquikBunny 2 жыл бұрын
Tysm bib! Always great to see an upload. Hoping for a sonic heroes comp soon🤞
@codysimpson1525 29 күн бұрын
tank man did not get squished, he just got dragged away by some random citizens after he stood in front of the tanks and climbed on it for a while
@CrocodileCousin Жыл бұрын
8:42 "You're making me want to cry, dude."
@xXXJimboSliceXXx 2 жыл бұрын
You're something! You're a real talent! I should walk you onstage like Bob Dylan in 1970! 1:38:58
@Squiddlewheel 2 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck am I compared to you?
@lostgirlcrafter1545 2 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck am i?
@gugu5285 2 жыл бұрын
cory actually might have hit upon an amazing idea for a food with his worm rant! let the worms eat marmalade in one dish till their guts are cleared from dirt, put em in another one with some clean marmalade and wait till they get plump and then fry them! that sounds delicious
@Pugchump 2 жыл бұрын
They would immediately die lmao the citrus is acidic
@gugu5285 2 жыл бұрын
@@Pugchump guess i forgot about that lol. maybe the acid could be neutralized with some of that white powder i keep forgetting the name of
@hilotakenaka 2 жыл бұрын
@@gugu5285 I think the bicarb soda would only make it worse
@gugu5285 2 жыл бұрын
@@hilotakenaka i watch best of oneyplays compilations for around 4 hours every day and have done so for a few years now, please do not mind my retardation
@A_Black_Sheep94 2 жыл бұрын
Worm stew used to be used as a type of medicine in medieval England, though they wouldn't clean them out. They would also make a worm necklace, basically tying worms to a string to wear around your neck, to use as a cure for sore throat. The worse your throat felt the more worms you would tie to the necklace.
@michaelmccarthy5166 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks compilation man!
@oblivionfan345Tony 2 жыл бұрын
20:55, to be fair Tomar did make that sound in that shitty Halloween flash game they played lol
@neonblaze9177 2 жыл бұрын
I loved that moment & I’m so happy someone else picked up on that
@projectonyx6491 7 ай бұрын
Watching this so I don’t have to see ads. Thanks for posting, king
@zombiekiller7700 Жыл бұрын
That opening is so fuckin good. Feels like a movie trailer.
@BorderCrow14 Жыл бұрын
13:44 Bored of the Rings was written by the founder of National Lampoon when he was in college.
@relliklaires9368 Жыл бұрын
32:19 Tomar's giggle made my day
@pipebombmailer Жыл бұрын
thats cory
@relliklaires9368 Жыл бұрын
@@pipebombmailer omg
@boxcarTV 2 жыл бұрын
great compilation
@TheGirlWhoStoleAStar Жыл бұрын
Barbados Slim
@grimbithefloob3251 Жыл бұрын
Another answer to that breaks and falls riddle should be trust. You can break someone’s trust but it doesn’t fall. You can do trust falls but you’re not breaking anything
@names-are-for-friends Жыл бұрын
I know it's funny to bring this up given how oft Chris & crew deliberately spread vile & evil misinformation, but the tank guy in Tiananmen Square didn't get run over lol he got arrested for obstructing the tank- it tried to maneuver around him but he kept moving in front to stop it.
@thomasshrum4006 Жыл бұрын
.....Tomar, I wasn't listening... I was thinking about Barbados Slim...
@mexicanus4577 Жыл бұрын
1:49:32 will always be the highlight for me just for the golem laugh alone
@6sixFace Жыл бұрын
1:23:18 They're called Torpedo Tiddies, Tomar.
@squeef 24 күн бұрын
25:02 both the idea and Tomar's reaction makes me laugh so stupid hard.
@yescs 2 жыл бұрын
this is civilization i hope they play more civilization
@BrokeBot 2 жыл бұрын
I picture Squidward as the AVGN now
@Zlarel Ай бұрын
I wonder if the lads all squealed with delight when they learned Dune was about people who worship worms
@Strix24000 2 жыл бұрын
1:19:00 keep your hand on your worm
@bogmancaveguy1620 2 жыл бұрын
just what I needed
@redhermit1148 2 жыл бұрын
1:33:44 perfect Putin impression lmao
@goooselol 2 жыл бұрын
I was watching civ 6 when you uploaded this lol
@bibser295 2 жыл бұрын
It's destiny dude, and I'm not talking about wizards that came from the moon
@goooselol 2 жыл бұрын
@@bibser295 i don’t mean to sound silly or no thing but.. i think your right???
@A_Black_Sheep94 2 жыл бұрын
It's a sign you should do something horrible to someone(s) who don't deserve it.
@goooselol 2 жыл бұрын
@@A_Black_Sheep94 *wipes Cheeto’s out of stretch marks* Hey thats not a bad idea?
@TheThreatenedSwan Жыл бұрын
Zach references Watchmen and American Psycho in the Family Guy bits.
@colleenflattery4755 Жыл бұрын
23:33 Is that Zach's computer? I've been laughing so hard on his Desktop icons for a whole minute or 2
@thomasrose4057 Жыл бұрын
11:40 naughty squidward
@LatinaCreamQueen 2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the Tank Man wasn't crushed, there's video after of him standing on the tank and trying to open the hatch.
@joolianlee 2 жыл бұрын
1:05:52 underrated joke from chris
@pyrotechnick420 2 жыл бұрын
When oney said pick a card I actually picked the 5 of Clubs lool.
@seansmith6255 Жыл бұрын
2:17 tomar does a satanist dog whistle right here Just thought you should know
@Sodden316 2 жыл бұрын
good video
@Harmonica821 Жыл бұрын
I believe ALL worms are born equal
@Heavysweating 2 жыл бұрын
Seeing Tomar waste all those archers against the barbarians was truly painful.
@JayTohab Жыл бұрын
Plot armor
@WednesdayWorks 2 жыл бұрын
i want oney to conquer me
@skinnywhitedude8765 2 жыл бұрын
ok that's cool I guess
@bibser295 2 жыл бұрын
Check out Ghenghis Cum over here
@garrettlee9511 2 жыл бұрын
*Ash voice* "Okay... That's pretty cool."
@WednesdayWorks 2 жыл бұрын
oney's kisses and hugs are unreal
@etholus1000 2 жыл бұрын
@@WednesdayWorks that’s gross, why would you say that Adam Sandler’s personal elevator assistant?
@smactork Жыл бұрын
0:08 'best of civilisaiton 6'
@nostovatia 28 күн бұрын
this is epic
@hopdig 27 күн бұрын
Thats what Germany did wrong???
@JJJackson777 Ай бұрын
"Tomeier's Contrarianism 6"
@qwandaledingle6972 2 жыл бұрын
jawmar the biting titan
@pyrotechnick420 2 жыл бұрын
42:59 I'm pretty sure were not even close to 100 billion humans ever born, but excellent hypothetical as usual Zachy poo
@Rose-ew7bv 2 жыл бұрын
Actually about 117 billion estimated humans ever born. Thats over like 200 million years or whatever
@chandlerdoeswhatifs9399 Жыл бұрын
We're past that number lol
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