38:55 Motifa begins

you couldn't live with your own boredom, and where did that bring you? back to motifa, baby.

Monke: short lived Porchi: Weary of life, and thus values nothing Bumblin' Burry: Clumsy oafish patriot Motifa: strange eldritch being

I have taken it upon myself to compile all of Motifa's powers here: - Insane strength - High speed - immortality - laser vision - telekinesis - flight - teleportation - mind control/instant aggression in other organisms - no need for oxygen (spends extended amounts of time very high in the air or underwater) - spontaneous whitewashing - time dilation - forklift certification - control over the day and night cycle (could be her telekinesis at a higher power level) - weather manipulation - 4th wall transcention (speaks directly to the boys at one point) - instant tethering of objects - strengthens vehicles that she pilots - matter creation/vehicle launching - summoning alternate reality versions of herself/cloning - unfathomable amounts of sassiness Truly, one of the most powerful characters in gaming

When Japan nuked the ocean they got Godzilla When America nuked the ocean they got Motifa

I love that Motifa can leap hundreds of feet into the air and fly around graceful, yet when she lands she always slams into the ground and yells out in pain.

I showed Motifa to my cousin and since then he hasn't stopped saying, "my baby daddy smell like puhsketti"

What I love about Motifa is she is just indiscriminate chaos, a force of nature. She has no biases, she holds no restraints based on petty human constraints. She simply is chaos, a lovecraftian entity, and hell of a woman.

Oney just clicked the “fatbla” stock character and came up with the name motifa in seconds and made the best character to come to the small screen

I think motifa's second season costume is so underrated, it reflects her darkest character arch.

Just here to get familiar with the Motifa lore to justify my body pillow purchase.

i love how they repeatedly refer to motifa as a hero when all shes done is blow up people with her telekinesis

1:26:00 Any chance we had of stopping her is diminished. She is now forklift certified. Run.

There are characters in anime that don't have the development that Motifa's had. Also she runs like Rouge the Bat

Porchi Bumblin Barry Motifa The 3 great San andreas Heroes

1:07:47 Idk why but Chris saying Motifa swimming at us, strength of 1000 cruise ships is the highlight of this for me. I think it is the cadence of his voice and how funny I imagine it.

"This is going to have a bad impact on all of our young viewers" "Why do you say that?" "They're all going to throw themselves infront of trains because they think it'll look funny" "It will"

"They put me in a nice home" "Oh this is racist"

2:04:18 When Motifa just stops and blankly stairs at the plane in the distance, with Chris chucklying before anyone knew is one of the best bits they ever did.

"Where did Motifa get her eye lasers?" "Bed Bath and Beyond"

"Why is my husband so immortal?" That line tickles me just the right way for some reason

I feel like the most appropriate tribute to this series would be an animation where Porchi, Bumblin' Burry, and Motifa progressively start fighting each other. Then the true villain appears, the monkey from the very beginning, with all three protagonists having to team up to fight it. Then they all get whitewashed by the police into foul gits.

The 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse: Porchie Bumblin' Burry Motifa And Freddy Freaker

1:05:19 One of the funniest moments of the show-! The way the camera is positioned makes you think Motifa's far off the ground, until it pans down to show her skidding across the runway-

2:07:10 I like how when the plane started hurtling closer to the city full of skyscrapers Julian knew.

1:15:10 *THE SECOND COMING*

38:47 “WE NEED BACKUP NOW” They crashed the game to end his reign.

54:47 ‘Mo flies in with a preemptive attack’ i love this line

I like to think that Motifa is just a force of nature that people have to put up with whenever she shows up. There's no stopping her, so we might aswell just accept her destruction.

Bumbling burry is a forgotten gem of a character. While Motifa may be the most important character, bumbling burry is a classic

2:04:18 is exactly like that star destroyer scene from The Force Unleashed.

1:09:27 has to be one of the craziest and coolest sequences I've seen in this game

31:36 guys while you were distracted by the blimp, a police car sank through the ground.

I ask myself: "Am I really gonna watch the Motifa Chronicles™ again?" Yes. Yes I am.

56:05 my absolute favorite part from this whole thing

So glad the trailer is finally out for GTA VI: Return of Motifa

YOU ASKED FO’ A MIRACLE BUT YOU GOT MOTIFA BABEH 2:04:43

“I walk with purpose. Bring me kniiiifes!” That gets me every time

absolutely love how for the other two they took a while to come up with names, but with Motifa chris immediately said her name

at 1:44:31, when they ask how fast motifa can fly, she's going about 125mph, but given that she can fly faster than the plane, her speed can exceed 142mph.

"Golden showers fuel her powers."

I’m gonna miss Julian the most. He brought a wholesome touch that balanced out Chris and Ding-Dong’s mean, mean jokes.

DingDong’s laughter is rare, precious and must be cherished.

I'll always love DingDong's "Get ready for my Thunder Dagger...HWRRAAAGHH" 1:06:40

2:16:45 The Beatles - Abbey Road (1969)

This is just The Motifa Movie

I love how the motifa series implies that she’s a threat to human civilization but doesn’t understand what she’s doing

1:50:27 Julian:"isn't it a nice day at the beach." Motifa:"Hell no."

I spit out my dr. Pepper at the "i been lookin for a white wife"

The new Akira remake looks amazing. Bold choice changing Tetsuo's gender AND race.

The way DingDong and Chris instantly fall in love with Motifa and she’s named instantly and they both know her whole character always amazes me

1:59:01 "Explosive Chimp" What a great band name

"Why is my husband so 𝕚𝕞𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕝"

the best part about these complete series is that they include scenes not in the original episodes pretty neato

I've watched this in so many different phases of my life, Motifa really has gotten me through everything

48:23 Just the mix of Dingdong going "She wants Pizza Combos, she's throwing a fit!" right before Motifa goes "wHAAAAAAa" is so funny to me!

1:15:07 *Motifa: Goddess of Destruction* Directed by Pushkintio Bohij, O’Neill

One day when you get that AAA budget, I think Motifa Quest needs to see the light of day.

48:33 is what happens when you fall and hit the ground while dreaming

"she wants to help" Motifa: 1:41:28

You asked for a miracle, you got Motifa, baby

that Loony Tunes sound clip and walk at 10:37 leaves me in tears every single time

This series is what my brother showed me when there was a blackout and I was scared of the dark and my phone was almost dead. Was my introduction to oneyplays and it made my days. Thanks for all the funny screams

I can’t shake the thought of a high security military containment facility having a “Motifa Protocol”. Like can you imagine a loud speaker saying “THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! MOTIFA HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT!!”

"porchy stole my bike" "julian dont....... say that......."

Underrated: Chris's cow sound at 2:18:03

40:27 Very underrated joke

Motifa, the true first GTA female protagonist

Between Motifa, Whacko the Clown, and the Old Man from vinny’s streams, we may be seeing the formation of a new league of supervillains out to destroy Los Santos.

2:07:10 “I don’t like this imagery”

Motifa is the world's tiniest kaiju

Comedy aside, best part is watching Chris and Ding Dong gradually master handling Motifa.

You asked for a miracle but you got Motifa, baby!

Welcome back, Motifa. We really missed you.

“nOt mOtIfA!!!” kills me every single time

42:38 my baby daddy smell like pasketti

Motifa is the sequel to Bruce almighty we never got, either that or Oprah's final form.

43:17 "Good thing all this concrete broke my fall"

I know it, we all know it. This isn't your first time here. Welcome back.

The world isn't ready for Motifa, maybe one day...

*_”Let’s just say he died in Iraq.”_*

16:05 I lost it. "WE'RE NOT AIMING FOR THE TRUCK!"

Julian's on point with the jokes in this series. His Motifa impression is literal perfection and I wish he did more because I bust up laughing every time.

1:27:19 that was a CLEAN flip 💯… besides the murdered farmer 🥴

"I like seeing the little charred human in the car" "..." "That's not nice Julian"

"No! She got white washed!" Funniest moment

Porchy's rampage is essentially what would happen if Superman got old and developed dementia.

2:15:27 is the funniest shit ive seen in so long

i love how at 6:12 the audio stopped working so oney added his own sound effects

48:19 to hear what an angel falling from heaven sounds like

48:28 is super funny, Motifa falls, lands perfectly fine. then EXPLODES.i feel like she wouldve said something like: "heheheheurm, needs moar graveh."

Why do I always come back to Motifa?

“Alright, now you really got me peeved” -Bumblin’ Burry

Praise Motifa!

1:05:12 I will forever love how Julian says "Damn!"

19:43 25:28 43:16 45:20 48:30 1:00:06 Don’t mind me, just timestamping my favourite moments.

2:04:24 to 2:06:25 It's like the movie Chronicle with the telekinesis, but Motifa version babeh.

Imagine being the passengers on that flight, and the pure, primal panic that sets in when you realize you're 30,000ft in the air and hear the sounds of police sirens quickly approaching.

40:27 "There's a strange object flying over Texas" "And she looks like a bitch!" That tickles my funny bone something fierce, it does. 1:29:20 is also incredible

31:15 one of my favorite moments ever. the timing of everything is just so perfect.