It's my tradition to watch this video every December, the sequence on top of the train never fails to crack me up.

“I’m gonna call this one Julian!” “Merry Chris!” “Ding-Dong! Ding-Dong!”

12:00 hearing Julian's laugh build up after processing Chris's response always gets me

Ding Dong heartily laughing is one of the few things in this world that brings me real joy

The comedic gravy train from when Chris glitches off the hamper with the puppet in it until they meet Woody Allen is one of the funniest stretches of any let's play ever

Julian's laugh after "It's Woody Allen!" fucking slays me every time. 11:55

1:01:51 Julian’s laugh after “There he is, Father Christmas!” Gets me every single time

58:11 always gets me, no matter how many times i come back to this video. just the image of this tiny girl fucking t-posing through the air is enough to send me to tears jesus christ

The very matter-of-fact “I could fit you all inside my body!” at 33:43 is criminally under-appreciated

i thought that Popup thing said 'Congratulations! You found part of a boy!' and honestly i can't get over it

I remember someone saying that Chris laughs like Elmo and I can’t unhear it

"do you dnow how to dwive a twain?" "I-I fink so!" *tilts entire train car to a side*

I wanna organise an entire reanimate collab based on this compilation.

23:47 Im laughing way too hard at the kid hitting things and the metallic sounds. My head hurts, I've laughed so much

11:59 the laugh that follows “it’s woody allen” always gets me

Here for my yearly tradition of watching this before Christmas lmao

"The snow falls, the wind calls, Santa screams across the hills and then he falls"

1:01:00 has to be the most brutal punishment I’ve seen for a single misstep

54:12 is the best edit of all time

This play through was a masterpiece and a godsend to humanity

I love the part in the game when the leeches attack the train killing everyone on board.

The fact that they all say their names at the beginning without even realising it is so good! "I'm gonna name this Julian - aw meeeerry Chris - dingdong dingdong"

DingDongs laugh makes me so happy, its so precious i love it

It became a tradition for me to watch this every year.. Not only on christmas but also around the year because its so good.😊

2:53 "If we go in there together, it won't be so scary." Face hanging from the ceiling: *_A H_*

UNCLE AUSCHWITZ

"laugh so the people can hear it! Don't try to friking hide it!" That has to be my favorite part lmao

*Never heard of a round trip ticket to Auschwitz before.*

I just want to imagine the conductor looking back in absolute horror as he sees the little boy getting pummeled by railroad fixtures.

Man who knew a game could be so… polarizing

Well, this will give me something to watch while I hide in the toilet from my family at Christmas

*WHO IN THE BLAZES APPLIED THAT EMERGENCY BRAKE?!*

No way this series was only an hour in total.

23:41 he was misbehaving so they put him on the roof LOL!!!

58:10 WEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Polar express? More like Polar Oppress the minorities, gamers are forever.

this is the humor equivalent of making stupid noises and dumb faces and it's the most hilarious thing ever to me

This is a Christmas classic worth watching every year.

Its that time of year to break out the ol Oneyplays polar express dvd!

Highlight Reel 0:00 Never ceases to be funny 0:45 Uncle Auschwitz 1:44 I hope so 2:05 This is scary 2:40 Not so scary 4:00 The Polar Express is stupid 4:20 How you handle a ball 5:55 Do it now 6:05 Press B to throw 6:53 Aiming Down 7:22 Ow Ow 7:59 Just aiming up 8:42 Puppiks 9:10 Silencing the POC 9:50 Dear God 10:05 Over Here! No! 10:48 Scrooge Dies 11:35 Ferg-Face 11:56 It’s Woody Allen 13:35 Mario 14:19 Just hop off the train 14:54 Asian/Italian Kitchen 16:38 Sounds Easy 17:12 Stupid Idiot 18:10 Papa 18:20 Last Words 18:32 Neo 18:53 Uncle Chefington 19:15 Too Small 19:59 Warp Pipe 20:41 Two chances 21:00 Getcha sword! 21:07 Chris would never 21:18 Trapdoor 21:42 Bonker 22:06 Nononono! 22:49 He took it 23:07 Seizure Warning 23:40 He was misbehaving 23:47 - 24:39 Brain Scrambling 24:40 You’re not Rudy 25:05 Trying his hardest 25:21 wait what 25:43 Scary Skiing Pedo Hobo 26:05 Apparently not 26:14 Just seeing it 26:45 - 27:04 Chris did go skiing 27:05 We got Hurt! 27:23 We live up here now 27:47 Too constipated 28:10 Snowboard footage 28:20 Doing it all over 28:41 Mel Gibson 30:00 Interrupting a discussion 30:42 - 31:09 The Kid’s Name 31:10 Long peek 31:35 You did it 31:51 JUMP 32:00 What’s Next?! 32:20 You there 32:51 Hard Puzzle 33:44 I could fit you all inside 33:51 Overwrite successful 34:00 Jim Hanks 34:08 ^v 35:00 One matter outstanding 35:06 Video Delay(guess who?!) 35:39 Trapdoor again 36:00 Bottom of Hell 36:20 Caramel Goddess 36:23 come on babee 36:40 Wheee! 36:44 Can’t move 37:07 We live here now pt.2 38:11 Heartwarming Music 39:22 Levitation 39:40 Trap her forever 40:08 I Love You 40:17 Watch Out! 40:26 Toy Moice 40:39 Only A Test 40:54 RAT-scallion 41:07 yes. 41:13 Cooking With Gas 41:22 - 43:18 Scrooge fight pt.2 43:19 Brown Bricks 43:53 - 46:16 Not very refreshing 46:17 Quick Quack 46:30 Everyone’s Dead 46:35 - 48:18 San FrancisOh-NO 48:19 Remember the Time? 48:25 - 49:38 Boring(?) Segment 49:39 All of them are dead 49:49 - 50:00 Chris can’t hear the cues 50:00 Ready Rudy 50:45 - 51:56 Textureless Tubes 51:57 - 52:36 Motion Sickness Warning 52:37 Zoning Out 52:48 - 52:36 Once More 53:37 Conveyor belt 53:52 Rhymin’ 54:13 Funny Falling 54:17 don’t die on the slide 54:39 Pull the funny lever 54:55 R.I.P. legs 55:05 Going in The Hole 55:52 getting KIDnapped.?.??… 56:30 Julian was wrong 56:36 Too Funny 56:46 Help!!! 57:22 Too Too Funny 57:46 Stuck in the Pole 57:52 There He Is! (Who is he?) 58:10 T-Pose 58:18 Gonna Squee 58:45 Hell 58:52 This whole level is Hell 59:10 R.I.P. legs pt.2 59:26 Proud Family 59:45 R.I.P. legs pt.3 1:00:18 Cloister 1:00:25 The game is still scary 1:00:54 Near Ragequit 1:01:43 Father Christmas 1:02:00 There’s still more 1:02:34 We all heard 1:02:55 You’re bruising a big bloody testicle Chris. 1:03:13 You WERE there 1:03:46 Now THIS is podracing 1:03:55 No Ending 1:04:06 Too much mileage out of rhyming

I liked the part of the game when Santa’s prolapse was hanging out of the hole in the bottom of his sled and birds kept pecking at it

It's a personal tradition to watch this every Christmas Eve

Watching this while pretending to love my relatives I haven't seen since I was 5

Back for my yearly watch.

And after watching this about three times, I finally noticed that Chris' golden ticket says "Ape"

I missed the oney sleighs intro

Merry Oney Sleighs, ye rewatchers

11:57 joolian's laugh are just joy

Still waiting for The Criterion Collection to release this playthrough on Blu-Ray

Full filling the yearly tradition of rewatching this classic series every time Christmas comes, this is the 5th consecutive year now 🙏

🅱️rown girl on my 🅱️rown train

I like to think that Chris, Julian, and Ding Dong went insane after finishing the game when they started improving a Christmas song.

5:55 every time... every god damned time XD

0:45 where the train's heading to 11:38 ferguson 43:24 brown bricks 58:32 sqwee or xd?

IT'S KWISMAS I said it 2 times IT'S KWISMAS

imo this one's up there with Friday the 13th and GTA as one of the definitive OneyPlays series. It never fails to make me laugh.

Chris' laughter gives me so much joy

"We gotta catch the train Dad!" "Don't worry son, I know an out of bounds strat!"

This entire video basically had me wheezing, but 53:48 made me pee a little as well as wheeze

I wish I could watch this for the first time again

The editor's sound effects on this channel slay me

This series literally got me through a major depression.

This has probably been done before but here's lyrics for the end song: The snow falls, the wind calls Santa screams across the hill and then he falls Puts a present under the tree Everybody's going to squee Everybody run inside and sing along (Tonight) Christmas! Welcome home Daddy brought home something warm (A Toblerone!) Daddy brought home a Toblerone Mommy cooks it inside the heat And then we eat our sweets That's a stocking above the fire Santa walks in with his pyre He walks on a telephone wire And kicks us across the floor Daddy sleep so loud he snore Crystal eyes is in his wars My favorite fetish has to be vore Merry Christmas every whore

Father Christmas: behbuhlehbuleh boy: beh boy: waahhh the end Ding dong: That's it?

Merry Christmas time to watch this again

This game is better then the day before and gollum together

Tis the season to re-watch this classic complete series

I play this with my sister every Christmas Eve. It has become tradition.

Happy Holidays everyone, nice to see everyone coming back to this gem :)

"They're going to Auschwitz." Has be one of my favorite lines from chris

Imagine being the author of The Polar Express book and seeing this game.

Crazy to think the Polar Express is so old that we watched it in my kindergarten or first grade class in elementary school and I’m now 23

I usually get sick of watching the same videos over and over again but I swear this series somehow gets funnier every time I watch it. It is truly the gift that keeps on giving.

This is probably the most Ding Dong has ever laughed

Still my favorite series on the channel.

this is legit one of the funniest series i laughed so hard my stomach started to hurt

Honestly, this is one of my favorite playthroughs on OneyPlays

43:23 there it is, gets me every time.

It's that time of the year once again to watch this every single day of December!

OH BOY! RERUNS FOR CHRISTMAS!

35:07 GUESS WHO

39:45 Julian predicted cyberpunk

Don't know how many times I've watched this but the hot chocolate part kills me every time

36:42 no reaction for that hit???lol

HERPLESTIMERS HERPLESTIMERS

58:35 I remember when Chris asked Julian that on the wild woody playthrough

there is something so surreal about watching this on christmas eve instead of sleeping

58:10 a lil black girl saying wee while t posing through the air just made my jaw pop from laughter

The uncle chefington part is probably the most I've ever laughed at oney plays 😂

I love ding dong laughing. Its a joyous noise

0:46 *You know what kind of train this is?*

I love how Julian dying of laughter at the end with the singing just like the Halloween Monster Mash song

This series has become a holiday tradition for me!

“LETS DO THE FOURTH VERSION!”

I love oneyplays soo much I listen to it to sleep

This is the most I’ve heard Ding Dong laugh and I am living for it

“Brown girls on my brown train. At the Brown Pole. Brown chocolate!”

This is a holiday tradition for me

43:11 *”PLEASE END ME”*

I watch this every Christmas now