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OneyPlays Moments To Tuck Yourself Into Bed With | (Best Of, Funny Moments, Clips, Sleep Aid)
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only the best of the oneyplays stories to make yourself fall asleep
All clips come from @OneyPlays
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@diplodorkus970 Ай бұрын
btw if anyone was curious about the first story, it's most likely that the guy put eyedrops on their pizza. Similar symptoms and it only takes a few drops to make you violently sick, so its very easy to sneak into food
@rublue42 Ай бұрын
The fact that the creepy pizza guy knew to do that is insane
@toromaniac2232 Ай бұрын
Its scary how easy that sounds to do, especially with something like food delivery 😱
@E7FiretrUCK Ай бұрын
I’m pretty sure they ate spoiled/undercooked meat. Or they had too much grease.
@owene2530 Ай бұрын
@@E7FiretrUCK yeah it totally had nothing to do with the delivery guy who was acting completely ridiculous
@uzimakiking Ай бұрын
eyedrops full of what? normal eyedrop medicine on your pizza will make you ill?
@PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED Ай бұрын
I can't believe someone was able to categorize the very specific Oneyplays moments where it's a hybrid between "best stories" and "stories that give me second hand minor discomfort"
@VANILLAZILLA 17 күн бұрын
Its like visiting family and hearing stories for hours
@JBLZFTW Ай бұрын
The thing that bothers me so much about the first clip is he complained and they said the guy got multiple complaints on his first day, yet he's still working there 2 months later not fired
@xplatypus516 Ай бұрын
California
@nickkennedy9034 Ай бұрын
@@xplatypus516 that kind of insanity is not exclusive to california
@willbaker8505 Ай бұрын
He was a foreigner, we arnt allowed to fire them.
@CloverLovesTT Ай бұрын
@@willbaker8505 oh boo fuckin hoo man
@jahoyhoy9097 Ай бұрын
California is the worst state
@Doctor_Portly_64 20 күн бұрын
My reminder that Alienware sucks because a bumbling kid threw one down the stairs and broke it
@KugelBlitz0 29 күн бұрын
I heard Goku misheard Chris and kept calling him "Christian", so Chris changed his name.
@courier665 22 күн бұрын
That's such an obscure fucking reference and I hate how I understand it
@notebookej 22 күн бұрын
@@courier665 i dont can you explain it
@courier665 22 күн бұрын
@notebookej It's a Chris Chan reference. Early in his life some animatronic puppeteer misheard Chris Chans name so he changed it to Chris
@notebookej 21 күн бұрын
@@courier665 thanks
@cyruscrompton8221 13 күн бұрын
@@notebookej I think it was specifically Christopher to Christian (which is funny since goku did the opposite) For some reason bob said he always wanted it to be Christian and just... cowered out of it? Whatever he means by that
@TheQuaadFather 28 күн бұрын
"Homer threw maggie into the fire" that was my favorite episode
@TKstudios21 23 күн бұрын
Homer bring me to the fire throw me... iiiiin
@Spervo Ай бұрын
Every time I fall asleep to these videos whenever someone comes up with a hypothetical situation they always manage to influence my dreams.
@Producer765 19 күн бұрын
I feel called out. I've been using OneyPlays as an auditory nightlight for the past year lol. 😂
@TheJiblitFandanglers Ай бұрын
Me slemby and I watch this. Good, good
@The_P.O.P Ай бұрын
I lumber with the slumber I received from this laughter
@WakeyWakeyThuggerShakey 26 күн бұрын
You slumber, you cucumber
@thegreatgonzales6813 19 күн бұрын
@@WakeyWakeyThuggerShakeyYou nappa, you get slappa
@cloudburst7187 15 күн бұрын
You catch up on some zeds, you get out of my heads
@grimble4564 2 күн бұрын
Sleep you beep
@gavryy2549 16 күн бұрын
What if the pizza guy knew about the restaurants poisonous pizza and purposely mangled it so people wouldn’t eat it, but the restaurant caught him and brain washed him into delivering pizzas normally.
@DeadTongue 8 күн бұрын
What if......I kiss you.......tenderly on the lips?
@MarsYaco 5 күн бұрын
they don't want you to know the truth behind the pizza man, they won't let him be heralded as a hero
@Pleasestoptalkingthanks 21 күн бұрын
Its insane to me that the guy from Mick's Mega Satan story is also the same guy from the "I'd never hit her" story. AND that the gd 'bejeweled pube box' was corroborated by Chris, Zach AND Mick. Just who the hell was this dude??
@bazzjedimaster 15 күн бұрын
Take this with a grain of salt since they are just 4chan rumors but I heard people say the sister was supposedly Stamper's GF at the time and it was through him that they were allowed to live in the department, people think it was around this time Stamper started to dislike Chris.
@blakes8901 Ай бұрын
These are the worst clips to tuck yourself into bed with. So depressing
@bobidybilly 22 күн бұрын
The shitting behind a dumpster story had me weak 😂
@Sh0ckWolf 29 күн бұрын
It's 2:14am and I found the perfect video to sleep to. 😴💤😂
@KitKat_293 Ай бұрын
No one will ever believe me but I had an old copy of The Ice Queen fairy tale where they mentioned LapLand, where a native woman is like ice fishing or something. they encounter her on the way to the Ice Queens palace or some shit and it is implied lapland within the neighborhood of the ice queen and santa, the tip of the human world just south of the true north pole. irl I think it must be the northern tip of finland where the native/sami people live. even tho this was an american book it was a translation of the hans christian anderson Ice Queen tale. so it must be part of the european mythology. this has been your daily lapland lore
@glacialWind Ай бұрын
Has anybody found the guy on second life that does the goku voice
@Prosper_Dean Ай бұрын
I'm right here 😎 also wow your KZfaq account is even older than mine
@glacialWind 23 күн бұрын
@@Prosper_Deanprove it
@Prosper_Dean 23 күн бұрын
@@glacialWind* *proves it**
@cal593 23 күн бұрын
Holy shit he proved it.
@glacialWind 22 күн бұрын
@@Prosper_Dean g...goku?
@Jeffreyhobbs01 29 күн бұрын
Perfect just what i needed
@mega_bird700 18 күн бұрын
That pizza story makes me feel bad but it’s so funny 😂
@Bearbytez Ай бұрын
This is like a Worst Of comp.
@plunetzero 25 күн бұрын
Go ahead and make one for your own! I'm sure it will he epic! I believe in you!
@KitKat_293 Ай бұрын
41:22 no no I swear to christ above there is a very real reggae cover of that song it used to come on the christmas radio sometimes at like 2am. that's gotta be where they first got it from. those crazy irish kids
@watchtower5803 25 күн бұрын
Yeah, the band is Boney M's. They have a few Christmas songs, but Chris would be referring too 'Mary's Boy Child'.
@August-dq1cj 28 күн бұрын
I have watched the shining listened to the new Eminem album all tonight and now it’s time to go to sleep or play mortal kombat 1 to this video
@bongripmcgee 27 күн бұрын
51:56 i just realized cory was 17 when ratatouille came out
@Flermpo 15 күн бұрын
He was in third grade for three years him having that at 17 kinda makes sense he mightve been in like middle school
@finally9902 2 күн бұрын
I would totally kiss Cory
@CanadianSamsquanch 26 күн бұрын
....my brain just will not let me see that as a "T"....
@the_gagster_090 29 күн бұрын
I missread the title VERY badly
@RoachCatJr 28 күн бұрын
lol T look like F!!!! funny & epic 😉👍🏽
@joespleen4490 13 күн бұрын
@@RoachCatJr ok but I actually LOLed audibly and quite long when I realized what it looked like
@GinoZump 14 күн бұрын
Oneyplays moments to tuck yourself into, and you still have that loud outro music 😅
@Bowsermmbbreal 29 күн бұрын
you should have made this the exact same way, but the volume is very loud, being the exact opposite of a sleep aid
@astarothhentaiguy3554 28 күн бұрын
turn it down then
@trickedrain 26 күн бұрын
Turn down the volume on your device brother
@ricebix 28 күн бұрын
Was the story about the guy downloading porn and getting a bill Adam?
@darndavid7569 26 күн бұрын
It very well could be
@Scharfster Ай бұрын
ew I hate hearing Mick lol
@VelvetAura Ай бұрын
I get whiplash from it lmao
@Squiddlewheel Ай бұрын
To be fair, his inclusion in this compilation WAS a power move.
@JBLZFTW Ай бұрын
That shit he took behind the dumpster was the real power move
@breadlast Ай бұрын
why?
@lucasnadamas9317 Ай бұрын
Who the fuck is Mick
@spicyman3993 2 ай бұрын
first lol
@RoachCatJr 28 күн бұрын
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