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Can I Make a Successful Zoo with Only 7 Diseased Rats?
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Күн бұрынThis is a video, also this was my first time playing planet zoo so i probably was really bad at it
@meemogan 4 ай бұрын
The guy "Walking around, occasionally telling people about rats" making as much as an engineer when I do that every day for free
@kittiecandy747 4 ай бұрын
please tell me more about rats
@jonah8231 4 ай бұрын
stop offering your labor for free and get the wages you deserve!
@-Anemr- 3 ай бұрын
Are you an engineer?
@MyNaymIsSnek1526 3 ай бұрын
ratsss are very tasssty
@thebestman5382 15 күн бұрын
I sense the tism within you
@purpledude2 5 ай бұрын
Everyone in this town: "hey you wanna ride the monorail?" "sure, i wonder if theyll ever put anything in the cage in the middle"
@comentaristax9804 3 ай бұрын
We can add on to that lore. People go for a monorail even tough it's filled with rats running around and sometimes gets weird people protesting or misinforming about rats
@dogdog357 4 күн бұрын
@@comentaristax9804 Just sounds like new york. Or disney
@moderndavinci6599 4 ай бұрын
You've heard of Six Flags now get ready for Seven Rats
@kellenhayes3628 2 ай бұрын
I’d buy a ticket.
@GlidyBun 22 күн бұрын
I audibly cackled
@stellarjuly 5 ай бұрын
Aah you meant in a video game
@_MECHA_ 5 ай бұрын
Awww man
@apuppetandacookie8200 4 ай бұрын
I'm glad I wasn't the only one
@frogloti6319 4 ай бұрын
@@apuppetandacookie8200same
@Minecraftforlife99 4 ай бұрын
Yeah it sucks
@_MECHA_ 4 ай бұрын
@@Minecraftforlife99 fr
@rogofos 5 ай бұрын
1:52 honestly, getting fired the first day of your job for seemingly no reason is so extremely realistic
@SevenEllen 4 ай бұрын
Only in America.
@Driftstudios01 4 ай бұрын
RAHHHH
@comentaristax9804 3 ай бұрын
@@SevenEllennah dude. Trial period is a thing all over. As someone who stole a stove on day 1, I get why
@Victoria3WorldConquerer 2 ай бұрын
@@comentaristax9804Why didn't you just wait a few weeks?
@senordinkus Ай бұрын
@@Victoria3WorldConquerermy question is how do you steal a stove
@robjsmiles 4 ай бұрын
"They don't see staff as people" damn this is a realistic simulator
@cscheshire7959 4 ай бұрын
"I've got to say, the walking track around the monorail is really nice - though I don't know why all the stalls have a fluffy rat with flies as the mascot logo. Or why there's a giant cage in the middle. Were they planning a petting zoo or something?"
@medbii 4 ай бұрын
Oh to be an ill-fated guest at Rat Town Zoo who gets stuck on a monorail for a year...
@user-gm4hw6uo9l 4 ай бұрын
This sounds like the kinda place Grunkle Stan would run.
@flanexism0165 4 ай бұрын
Imagine being the guy who was hired by a rat zoo to exclusively talk about rats to the crowds of people paying to see the rats and getting paid as much as an engineer and being probably the only staff member in the zoo
@septimusaurelius7881 22 күн бұрын
The guy just went around making things up about rats and telling them to people all day, what a legend
@PolandSphere 5 ай бұрын
It's nice to see a non-hitman video on this channel. It's typically hard for KZfaqrs to break out of their niche and keep viewers, but I hope any non-hitman content you make will be successful since your content is really entertaining.
@senordinkus Ай бұрын
Seems like it's worked. I haven't ever seen this channel before but now I'm seeing this video pretty high on my recommended
@gataylor6982 28 күн бұрын
@@senordinkussame
@ValeBridges 22 күн бұрын
Holy shit I thought the voice sounded familiar, I didn't even realise
@OfficiallyRattled-lm2dg 4 ай бұрын
As a sewer rat myself, I love this video! Rats don’t get a lot of representation in media, and I’m glad you are giving us a chance to shine.
@morgantrias3103 4 ай бұрын
Rats are so underrated. My favourite youtuber, Grimbeard, started doing a little segment in his videos where he rates ambient city rats in games. That's about all they usually get.
@Driftstudios01 4 ай бұрын
I have had a ton of pet rats and they r cute, cudly, loving, smart, and cute! They are probably the best rodent to have as a pet!
@hanna711 5 ай бұрын
Nice only 46 years! What a speedrun this was!
@metal_pipe9764 5 ай бұрын
Rat%
@leilaclarridge5807 4 ай бұрын
I'd go to a zoo that just has different species of rodents. Rats, mice, beavers, capybaras, nutria, squirrels, muskrats, voles, the variety is nearly endless and they all wouldn't take up a ton of space like zebras and lions.
@kellenhayes3628 2 ай бұрын
A PlanetZoo video literally just showed up in my recommended after this one with this EXACT concept.
@wannabewyvern 2 ай бұрын
I’d go to a zoo like this but with marsupials (my favorite mammal group)
@pessien8474 Ай бұрын
Rodent exhibits are literally this though? Some Zoos have them but a lot don't since people aren't interested in rats, mostly.
@metal_pipe9764 Ай бұрын
I dare you to add rabbits
@phaex2003 Ай бұрын
@@metal_pipe9764 rabbits are not rodents
@Graknorke 5 ай бұрын
"there's no risk of the rats jumping walls" unrealistic game...
@MrDylanm842 5 ай бұрын
The fact the wonka experience has went from a niche post on scottish facebook to an international meme is absolutely hilarious to me. I was lucky enough to see the wonder before it even hit twitter
@probablyshadow4367 5 ай бұрын
Why is it when you put seven diseased rats in a zoo it’s a successful business, but when I keep 100 diseased rats in my apartment it’s considered a “health code violation”?
@Ross516 12 күн бұрын
Because you don't have a guy walking around educating people on them, duh!
@schtinky1151 Ай бұрын
Veteranarian: Wow thanks for the job! I cant wait to start looking after the sick animals at your zoo and help them feel better! This guy: Yeah... About that 😬
@LQMSJA 5 ай бұрын
Woah. This video is helping my balding head. Thank you dearest OnionButter.
@onionbutter42 5 ай бұрын
Happy to help
@rwulf 2 ай бұрын
"important note: in this game, guests don't see staff as people.". Video games really have hit an unprecedented level of realism.
@The_court_jester9 4 ай бұрын
I would watch a whole series of you adding one more kind diseased animal and slowly making the park better with the finale being getting a veterinarian and curing all the animals
@nopeunid 5 ай бұрын
Rest in Peace to all the rats that died. Professor Onion B. Utter could've never done it without them.
@keylimepython641 4 ай бұрын
Seven Foot Frame, Rats along his back... We don't talk about the Bruno Zoo.
@1th_to_comment. Ай бұрын
7 foot *R A T S* *R A T S* along his *R A T S* When he sees your *R A T S* It all fades to *R A T S*
@TheSuperTroutMan Ай бұрын
Zoono
@notagiraffe2867 5 ай бұрын
Whilst I have watched every piece of hitman content you’ve put out and will always want more, this… this was good
@jochemmulderij6295 5 ай бұрын
Most ethical zoo I’ve ever seen
@toimine8930 5 ай бұрын
11:31 ah yes, I love watering my rats 🚿
@MyParrotIsGrassType 5 ай бұрын
I quite enjoyed this video! I love your hitman content but honestly you kept the same style of editing and voice over which made this one just as enjoyable to watch. Keep it up!
@siechamontillado 5 ай бұрын
I would love a zoo of just rats, since rats backwards is 'Star!' So, it's like I'm going to zoo full of stars!
@headwreak1768 4 ай бұрын
"Spared a lot of expense"- John onion
@BobbyMC1996 4 ай бұрын
takes notes on how to become a rich greedy CEO
@the.aardvark 5 ай бұрын
That "potential terrorist" joke at the start is so clever. A direct reference to Osama Bin Laden (elephant)
@insertfunnynamehere8984 5 ай бұрын
Lol, you could only have Jeff Bezos in that bubble and we'd still know what the point is
@stylesrj 5 ай бұрын
I guess Agent 47 needed an alternative way to finance his missions :D
@melle_the_pelle 4 ай бұрын
The customers just don't give a rat's ass.
@covereye5731 5 ай бұрын
I'm so KZfaq pilled, whenever I hear "before I can..." I think the next sentence is going to be "I need a second to talk about today's sponsor."
@Zkeleton969 4 ай бұрын
I swear I have a visceral reaction whenever I hear “but before” because it’s almost always people screaming about their sponsors or to like and subscribe
@Roodog_10 5 ай бұрын
love the video watching this on bigscrean in vr
@papamugen2569 4 ай бұрын
I was playing a game and listening to this and tuned back in just to hear that people where stuck for a year 🤣
@brandonchristen2472 4 ай бұрын
The protesters didn’t show up usually because they were contemplating if it was worth trying to shut down that has only rats.
@AviusL Ай бұрын
That's a new classification: "Technically humane" xD
@clownfromclowntown 5 ай бұрын
I love seeing you try out other games! :D
@wumbology6072 4 ай бұрын
You got my attention with the title, but I stayed for the editing 😂
@CatmunistCom 4 ай бұрын
my hero is the guy making an engineers salary by walking around making up shit about rats
@Saturnium_ 5 ай бұрын
rat is short for ratthew
@73emilitus 4 ай бұрын
The dream of every man
@blockybuilder101 5 ай бұрын
haven't seen this game in a while refreshing! nice content
@Hoopaugi 2 ай бұрын
Turns out new yorkers have been living in a huge zoo this whole time
@Groovecharge 5 ай бұрын
Rats, the Rats, we’re the Rats!
@feline_luv 5 ай бұрын
No cats, 1 star.
@spacemanblues 2 ай бұрын
boooo rat hater 👎
@SCMabridged 20 сағат бұрын
2:04 "Guest don't see staff as people: they see them as inconveniences that should be out of their sight at all times." Man, Planet Zoo's realism is sometimes disturbing.
@kateherr2893 4 ай бұрын
The fines are less expensive than exotics vet bills. FR.
@ClarkyWarky 28 күн бұрын
"Guests don't seem to care how many rats i have. They also dont care of its diseased or not." Life advice.
@mancamiatipoola 12 күн бұрын
I dunno what is more funny: the way you talk about the rats with a serious voice or the fact that you talk like a corporate CEO. Honestly i think you could get a job at a corporation just by shoing them this video. You basically sold the biggest smallest theme park ride scam disguised in paperwork as a zoo. That alone was a CEO master move. People were going in there just to take a ride on the monorail and eat junk food and always wondered what the glass exhibit is going to show eventually. It became a local legend to imagine what the exhibit would be. But i think that people who went there for about 40 years started to catch on a little that it was a scam... XD GG
@Trethan3266 5 ай бұрын
Hitman and Planet Zoo? This channel has excellent taste in games
@Elemessclr 4 ай бұрын
This place is worse than Pyongyang central zoo. That's a feat!
@kulrigalestout 22 күн бұрын
I don't remember which city it was, but they hired a sign language interpreter for press conferences who literally just made random hand gestures. He wasn't found out until a shooting happened and the event made the national news. Nice to see he found new work as an educator in a rat zoo afterward!
@RadioactiveRabbit 5 ай бұрын
More rat content please!
@danielnatali5916 24 күн бұрын
This is what the bronx zoo should have been about
@BagelBagelBagelBa 20 күн бұрын
actual logic: No! You must obey me! The Seven Diseased Rats:
@NeonNijahn 5 ай бұрын
As a long time fan of Middleditch and Rat myself, I approve of an all Rat Zoo.
@aHedgerowFrog 4 ай бұрын
2:51 🤣 that is so evil
@sardonicsardonyx359 5 ай бұрын
9:25 or yk, hire a vet? a "zoo" with only two rats and a bunch of food stands is just a mall
@Reece_107 5 ай бұрын
This is the first ever time I’ve unironically thought “you must be fun at parties”
@ratwasnotbad4230 4 ай бұрын
It took me so long to click on this video because I wasn’t sure if it was about a video game (and I had no interest in it if it wasn’t.) I finally took the gamble and won, let’s see those digital rats
@CooltasticOG 4 ай бұрын
I wish the rat zoo is real...
@dragonburrito527 4 ай бұрын
Union butter... Doing Planet Zoo content... OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED
@Phillip12131 4 ай бұрын
No way you’re at 120k… I remember subscribing to you when you only had 5 hitman videos (and 5 in total pretty sure)
@silverswan2673 4 ай бұрын
He made 20 cents an hour but he could have saved 20% or more on car insurance
@Driftstudios01 4 ай бұрын
Well of course! Rats are adorable!
@sunnyd9884 Ай бұрын
rats aside i think the devs should see this to realize how much the complexity in this game took away from the chaos and joy the first zoo tycoon games brought 😅but, the goofiness of someones first attempts has its appeal too
@lucyburns4379 2 ай бұрын
It was cool to see you branch out and give us great Three Houses footage.
@orbathealien8868 10 күн бұрын
This is an idea that could very well translate to real life if done correctly 💀😂
@the_phantom_cat7912 22 күн бұрын
Five Pebbles Rain World if he captured the Scugs instead of kicking them out:
@aaaaaaaaaaaa899 5 ай бұрын
Do more of this like it
@onlyyoucanstopevil9024 2 ай бұрын
Crazy idea, i love it😊😊😊
@hiyoko4434 5 ай бұрын
i wish rars lived longer 2-5 years isnt enoygh
@Martin97perussini 5 ай бұрын
My guy finished Hitman in all posible ways already
@nosnackz 5 ай бұрын
Love myself a 7-rat zoo
@Bobothefish13 5 ай бұрын
I am 20 seconds into the video and I am SO here for this content lmao
@ocarina0001 5 ай бұрын
Coming back after watching it last night just to leave a comment for engagement purposes, fun video :3
@Dextinator12 5 ай бұрын
RATTOWN? LIKE FROM RIMWORLD? bro i loved that stream
@bluebeka2458 4 ай бұрын
Him: I hired a vet but i quickly fired them their first day on the job. Him now: My rats are contacting disases and that makes me broke because the health inspector keeps finning me. Whatever i'll do! Me: Idk hire a vet. Him: No, that's too expenssive. Me: 😑
@THEEGOBLINNE 4 ай бұрын
"As it turns out, all he did was wander around and occasionally tell people about rats"
@neptunicdolphin2340 5 ай бұрын
Commenting for the algorithm, g. Hope your non-hitman content is successful.
@onionbutter42 5 ай бұрын
Me too, cuz ima keep trying
@cxnnxdx4575 4 ай бұрын
this was a fantastic video
@doitringle 2 ай бұрын
New Yorker here. This is 100% accurate to the Bronx zoo
@JadeDoesVideos 5 ай бұрын
Cant wait for Cheru's version of this video lol /s Quack Edit: We need more emotes here please Onion!
@ifrill9857 5 ай бұрын
Good to see some non-hitman content!
@Den2067 2 ай бұрын
There is a really good way to force the protestors - call a ROSGuard and OMON.
@DerKlemm-Crafter 5 ай бұрын
Intersting video idea... I don't hope anybody does this irl 😅
@Sparkynotte 4 ай бұрын
Could you make a hitman series (called Hitman for noobs) and go through all of the maps on all hitman games.
@anefariousgoose 9 күн бұрын
I love how the title acts like the number of rats is the restriction and not their diseases
@smol_lucifer 22 күн бұрын
Imagine being stuck in that little monorail for a year
@epifiro4904 5 ай бұрын
Cannot wait for more rat content!
@ya_hya 5 ай бұрын
man my goofy ass thought he was going to actually make a zoo
@DeaDaR03 5 ай бұрын
Oh. Variety. Very interesting.
@austinclements8010 5 ай бұрын
average new york zoo
@christopherfranks2602 5 ай бұрын
That's one hell of a title
@bruhchannel1216 21 күн бұрын
2:05 perfect description
@love_a_hater 5 ай бұрын
Wow! What a great video, cant wait to do this in real life!!
@robot-oj2lk 5 ай бұрын
Video is going to be viral ❤ Mark my words