😨 😆😅😄😃😂😁😀😉

Bwahaha! Freaking brilliant!!!!

And her husband just watched lol

Ohhhhh 😀

That is funnier than funny. Priceless. But will she brag about it to herbpatients?

That's pure prancing!

Ik right

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🦌

A horse doing dressage. One of those spanish ponies

THAT S WHAT IT IS

Me too! Hahahahaha... I remember the first time I saw this... thinking...non moving floor option, isn’t that just “floor”? Before his remarks 🤣🤣🤣

Why do you write like your running out of time.

@@corrinemills bcause then i can fight day and night like i am running out of time

Alexander Hamilton I swear, everyday you write like you’re running out of time

Haha boss baby

Boss baby

you ears censored the f- bombs? LOL, just kidding ...he's mostly clean

sex is something natural, it’s absolutely ok to joke about it. the way the joke is made actually plays a role though.

He does do both in other jokes, but it's not a problem, swearing is just words.

What you on about? 😂 7 swear words and a flick of the middle finger in this short clip alone. He still funny.

I agree. My kind of comedy 🥳

Couldn't agree more. A truly unique genius!

Hope you can get to see him live one day Miracles can happen ❤️

He finds so much humor in everyday life. I love him.

I've loved him since before I left for Australia and was so thrilled to see him in Perth in March 2020 and immediately after we went into lockdown. He was absolutely fantastic. Today, 29.04.2022 is the first day without masks and I'm on my way home after seeing David O'Doherty. I cried with laughter at both. Live comedy is the best medicine 🤣😂🤣😂💝

😂😅🤣

I love this your Genius

well i mean he is getting millions each year so you know

Yeah, he doesn’t do "stand up comedy"; he does "walk around comedy".

A Generic Camel so what does that have to do with him being funny!

He really is!!

His sleeping wife bit makes me cry with laughter every time

@@hamstermunchies5558 my personal favourite his wife getting ready to go out. GOLD! 🇦🇺😁

Hello 💖 baby ❤️

@@hamstermunchies5558 Hello 💖 baby ❤️

When he made that doctor joke that's the best comedy imo, like you can't write that backstage you just have to opportunistic and wait for the right moment!

U sound like a British builder

kinda keewee I’m an Aussie in high school

Peighnis Honourchign yup

@@jack.cummins huh cool saame

@Mai Nyigguh you will never understand it...only some who follow could. So, don't bother yourself

@Mai Nyigguh does it bother you if I pat my own self...? Am sure you can't and won't do it for me

@Mai Nyigguh you're not worthy to pat my back though

IS THIS TREASON, SIR?

Yea, we don't do that here

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If caught by secrity they will loudly yell at you to stop NOW‼ airport rules are not to be tampered with at any TIME ‼it scared the h#ll out of me🇨🇦

I *STRONGLY* AGREE!! This man is doing a marathon up on that stage!!

Same here he must get his 10,000 steps every show 😂

YYYYEEESSSSSSSS

Totally agree!

Or lip!

That which you're referring to is, should be or could be a {viral} meme. 🦵🤭💂‍♂️👤🛩

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That's what I was going to say Michael was just predicting the future 😁

I thought it was like, idk, illegal to touch them or something :/

Me too. I’m Aussie. It must be the commonwealth we all share

I do that too and I'm American

South Africans too. 🤣

As a Canadian, we say "Excuse me" each time we pass a pylon and "Sorry" if we happen to bump into one.

I'll bet you make little 'vroom' or 'swsshh' sound effects as you turn. I do. =-)

@@lzeph also a Tyre squeal noise during that drift as well

That’s why we do it coz it’s more fun that way also avoids an awkward situation where someone is walking down the whole way and u cut in front of them by going under the ropes

I legit just find a part with fuck all ropes or like just 2 and go underneath it

Hes probably used to it 😂

So is Micheal it seems 😂

Yes

I'm never gonna stop laughing about how bottom travelled this far

That exactly where I was thinking he must have gone!

@@mathildacarr8812 what has bottom got to do with the ministry of silly walks? Only I associate it with Monty Python and I think they got the idea from the goon's.

@@brainsmoran4954 Oh sorry I always get confused I'm not allowed to watch 15s so I dont know which ones which but yes it is Monty python

Exactly what I was thinking.😅

It was part of the joke.

@@zacharyradford5552 yup.

It's similar to when a friend says, "Don't laugh but....." and then I end up laughing anyway. Every time.

Zachary Radford really wow I had no idea.....

Hahahaha

Sandakan Bandara you haven’t got a lot going on right now, have you mate... LMAO

Sandakan Bandara me too mate :) whereabouts are you. And i was only teasing ok ;)

Well done 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂

Sandakan Bandara maybe they just had the same idea it’s not that phenomenal of an idea

Same 😂

So do I 🤣

Me too, and I broke toes because of it.

Walking is healthy heel-to-toe. Running has too much impact for that so toe-to-heel is better for running

In the wild world, it is natural to walk on the ball of the foot first, that way the foot can feel the ground or anything lying on it and adjust easily avoiding injury. In the modern world with even pavements and wearing shoes that survival tactic is no longer essential. Walking on the ball of the foot is a passive way to exercise as well as toning calves and buttocks while easing impacts on the spine, as well as keeping a fine sense of balance, everyone should toe-to-heel for the health benefits.

Although Australians are somewhat unconventional they still follow the ropes, but do not queue, just stand around . They still know the order though ❤

British humour is best in the world!

Agree, and I am an Norwegian 😁👌

Agree and I am Australian

@Mai Nyigguh I guess you must be looking in the mirror? 😉

Aussie here. Either hurdling or unhooking the ropes is valid, depending on clothing and luggage. If there's a lot of people around and the rope maze isn't excessive I'll walk it.

Im american and I do that. Im pretty sure everyone does

I am German and he was pretty spot on. I have so many Germans seen that unhook and then rehook the rope systems. And I have done it too.

Canadian and I 100% do the full rope zigzag

Mai Nyigguh he’s not just talking about walking though is he ya dick, he’s talking about the intricacies of having a walk that’s not biomechanically optimal ;)

Sorry but I just can't watch him, the way he walks up & down gets on my nerves and makes me feel giddy..

Linda Vogel. Hilarious!

Mai: drivel?

Linda Vogel Humour. Hilarious. 👍😉

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Great knee lift in that running gait!

No, that's quite wrong, for reasons too complex to discuss here.

@@jamesdspaderf2883 true,the knee lift was wrong bud the feet were a good beginning

It's great for speed but will cause damage later on.

@@jamesdspaderf2883 heel to toe bad for the knees and hip, but energy efficent. Toe to heel good for knee ankle and hip for balance speed and power, it is however more wasteful... too complicated to go into my arse.

It was like being at a Patti LaBelle concert mixed in with Dancing With the Stars.

Watching this in bed at night. My husband asked me 3 times not to laugh out loud in the middle of the night.

Wow he made a German laugh, he must be funny!😂🤣😂

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Your bf is British?

I bet he thought u had no class

Ye-haw! My follow Merican!

@@ravenjade2553 fellow, not follow

@@thewriteinpresident Wtf is that rambling bollocks all about?

(Shhh let Zeus tell us more jokes)

" They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian ..... they're not laughing now" Bob Monkhouse.

As opposed to figuratively talking about them, you mean?

he actually did that =) it's called when women get ready or smt like that

@@Mad9977 oh yeah and he's like it's erotic until you get to the point where the knees are and tights r hard to pull up? 😂😂

@@kookiesensations4798 haha yes =D

::wrinkly-eyed laugh face emoticon:: Heels create all the things he just corrected

Oh, yes

@Mai Nyigguh 🧐

Runs yes, but not walk. He was walking on the front of his feet which was the error that needed correcting. Then he took some comedic license in somewhat exaggerating and embesilihing.

Yes exactly!!

I'm Canadian, we walk around the whole things, just skip the ropes if no one is there

I'm Irish. l used to bob under them + encourage anyone around me to follow 🤣 ⛷️ (Can't even bend ze knees nowadays 🤭)

@@missp5152 see I’d duck under too if I see someone else do it. I’m easily led and would hope the first one would be the one to get glared at😅