Don't start dissing Bert about never letting someone talk when you just sat there for an hour and didn't ask me a single question.

“40yo frat boy” explains Bert the best.

I own 7 parrots. They are chill with loud noises, but when bert started laughing the room became a battle zone

Berts last name literally translated from German would mean "Screecher" which is quiet fitting considering his screechy laugh lol.

I like how he says he's not an alcoholic while staring into the distance with his watery, blurry eyes

Bobby Lee: "You're an alcoholic." Bert: "... I'm not drinking right now."

"Brendan Schaub is to comedy what Brendan Schaub is to MMA" killed me, I am posting this via Ouija board

Joe Rogan trying to figure out how many 750 ml bottles of wine are in a 5 l box of wine is the highlight of my day.

Bert genuinely thinks he’s “in shape” and that is the funniest thing he’s ever said on camera

The Voices is actually an insane movie, I love it so much. Ryan Reynolds plays a schizophrenic accidental serial killer who talks to his pets. It's ridiculous and so funny.

Why did this video about Bert Kreischer randomly go into a 45 minute tangent about Brendan Schaub

This video started off dissing Bert to dissing other comedians to demolishing Shaub to Bobby Lee like bro what😂

The funniest thing I've ever seen from 2 Bears 1 Cave was when Tom found out Bert was drinking a giant Kool-Aid, a 64oz Kool-Aid

people forget that Sober October was literally made to help Bert stop drinking.

"I REALLY LOVE HOW BERT ALLOWS TOM TO LISTEN" OMFG ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL HAHAHA HAAAD ME DEEEEAD

that movie voices with ryan renolds is amazing by the way. really funny and scary.

im very glad the ad extended longer than usual, thank you editor very cool edit: I'm in no way hating on the editor mishap it feels very in character for something like that to happen for oompapa

Bert drinks a gallon of Kool-Aid every day and scammed Sony out of millions. We can roast him all we want, but he won.

Bert‘s Machine bit is like Bart‘s „I didn’t do it“ but he somehow hasn’t had his „woozle wazzle“ moment yet.

bert comparing an alcoholic to a shark attack victim just shows how little he actually understands alcoholism

Tom and Joe's dynamic with Bert has become to just let him talk until he becomes a parody of himself, then just laugh AT him while he picks up on none of it

bert is insanely cool for 2 types of people, teenagers who've never had alchohol, and divorced dads who've had way too much

It’s honestly baffling how disconnected he is from reality. You’d think multiple people in your life seriously telling you that you have a problem with alcohol would open your eyes, but he seems completely boozeblind to it all.

Segura and his wife are just as hated as Bert now tbh

When I first started drinking, it was slow/ casual. Then, I started drinking more while gaming with friends. I got to the point where I would get off work and started shaking, so I drank as soon as I got home. I then quit my job, started drinking morning to night, and woke up in pain/shaking. I only stopped cause my doctor was like, "You aren't going to see next year." I just turned 31, I'm also going to be 3 years sober this year. I drank for 7 years, and I would say for about 5-6 of those years, I denied being an alcoholic since I could still work/function. I hope Bert realizes that even tho there are times you can go without drinking, it doesn't mean you aren't an alcoholic. Just means you are just a functioning alcoholic. (At my worst, I was drinking 2 5ths of whisky (1500ml) daily.)

“And then I drank a beer *high pitched eeeeeee*” - every Bert Kreischer joke

"People are turning on bad comedians" there i fixed it for you. Comedy is thriving right now famo

We're legitimately in the dark ages of comedy. So many terrible comedians convinced that they're great because they have a podcast. It's dreadful out there.

I got to see Norm in person in Tucson for the first time, not long before he died. I will always be thankful I chose to drag myself out of the house and drive an hour to see him. RIP Norm 🥺

It is so insane to me how someone can say the main reason they are trying to stay "healthy" is so they can continue to drink but also refuse to admit theyre an alcoholic.

"I'm tired of hearing Bert's one story, so here it is again, in it's full..."

Red Bar is leaking into the Zeitgeist.

He just created an Alcohol company with Tom Seguru called Osos so he will ALWAYS have justification to drink. That’s the last thing he needs

Bert's narcissism literally doesn't allow him to shutup and listen.

Bert: i'm not an alcoholic Also Bert: I got in shape just so i can keep drinking.

the fake laugh, the loud talking, he's like a 17 year old who found alcohol

The ryan reynolds disrespect is wild💀

Bert's like that friend you have that, at first, seems like a cool and decent person and is generally liked by ppl. But, as time goes by and you're around em more, you and most ppl evolve and grow but that one friend never does. They just put up a facade and you slowly feel embarrassed by them. Finally, it just turns to pity and you either have to try to make them change or cut em off.

Burt is 100% an addict & a narcissist. The reason he’s always talking & interrupting is because of the medication he takes “drugs” yeah he’s probably been off alcohol for 80 some days but he just substituted it for another drug.

To quote my grandfather “that fella needs to put a shirt on. Hey also did I ever tell you about that time I got caught whackin off in a target dressing room?”

Bert is like a character out of an american pie movie which fine when you arent in your 50s

Bert has addict logic for sure

It’s so much better when Blart Christmas isn’t on 2 bears it gives Thomas Suzuki a chance to use his vocal cords.

I miss Norm, man. I lit up when I saw the Norm clip.

Bert’s laugh is like listening to feedback out of a guitar amp

I'll just say this: even if you stop drinking for weeks or months at a time, you can still be an alcoholic. I'm not any sort of medical professional by any means, as a recovering addict and alcoholic myself, meetings really helped me deal with those issues and deeper ones, too. So if multiple people tell you you might need help... you might need help. Please talk to someone, anyone who will listen to you. There are more people out there trying to help than you might think.

“BERT CHRYSLER” with flames edited in frame will haunt my nightmares

Ok but Mississippi Grind is Ryan Reynolds’s best performance/film Probably the best representation of gambling addiction I’ve seen

2:44 Editors getting fired

I appreciate all the different versions of Bert we got such as "Blurt" (accurate) and "Burnt"

Thank you for quoting Redbar. Mike knows his stuff

Bert's actual true love is alcohol. Who would give up on his true love, even if it kills him?

I remember hearing that "I am the machine" story years ago- I could've sworn I remember seeing it on Dr Katz. I can't believe this guy is still milking that bit after all this time.

What Bert said about Shane dying at 43 was insane and just him projecting.

Bro keeps calling him Bert Chrysler 😂😂😂

Ive never laughed so hard in my life as i did at that Norm macdonald stand up

Bert is a borderline senior citizen who's never learned impulse control.

Im so old I remember when Joe Rogan was an actor before fear factor 🤣🤣

rip norm also watching bill hicks scream at a crowd of yuppie hipsters on VHS hit different then today's stuff. you just had to be there.

Buried with Ryan reynolds is genuinely a fantastically performed film.

Talking to bert must be something like talking to my dad. They just assume whatever else you were gonna say wasnt important or they already knew what you were gonna say.

one thing i’ll say about bert, he came into our gun store to buy some knives and didn’t act like he was famous or anything at all. just acted like a normal dude ( which ik is how it should be).

Bert’s popularity (even what popularity is left) makes me lose faith is America. 🤣 Imagine having a total of two lame jokes and becoming famous. Not to mention, one is literally being fat and shirtless. This is the lowest, most effortless, form of comedy. There’s people out there who still haven’t heard of Shane Gillis, Tim Robinson, Conner O’Malley or Nick Mullen.

title should be, "oompaville try and stay on topic challenge"

It's his fake high pitched ear splitting laugh. Mfs say hi and he's creasing

Theo, Mark, Shane for LIFE

Only about half the video is about Bert? 1/3 is just clips/drama from other channels anyways, feels like the second half of the video is just filler? Why am I watching 10 minutes of bad friends?

The funniest thing Brendan Schaub has done was roll his truck.

Bert’s fake laugh, lies and more did this to him. If he would’ve been genuine it wouldn’t be as bad

This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed

Just found your channel bro & watched this entire video😂you’re entertaining af, easy sub👍keep it up dude

I had no idea your candy wasn't made with cancer. As soon as I get money I'd buy in a heartbeat.

Norm is GOAT

In a movie you would be played by Timothy Chalamet.. Not to be confused with Timothée Chalamet btw.

"you can freeze liquid nitrogen" Not really a surprise when youre calling a liquide "Gas" The Team America Theme just started playing in my head

The golden rule to go by is that if someone mentions a specific criticism multiple times, they're offended.

bro has the most safe takes..the phrase on the fence personified

im so exhausted of keeping up with who the internet hates next

The Xmas movie with Ryan Reynolds and Will Ferrell is wildly underrated.

My man putting the Legend himself, Norm Macdonald, at the beginning as his preference for comedy, ahh, chef's kiss.

You forgot about "Waiting" (2005) a Ryan Reynolds classic.

“Waiting” with Ryan Reynolds is a classic

“Buried” is one of Ryan’s best work and you give it a ehh. lol ok

The funniest thing I got from this video is the fact that Schaub's nickname in the UFC was "Big Brown" 😂

I stopped watching 2 bears because of how much Bert interrupts Tom and constantly talks about himself. This video validated me.

the idea of listning to Bert and Bradon talking on the same podcast sounds like a torture movie.

Bert - "i haven't drank in a week" *Also Bert* - "i had 2 beers at breakfast and wine at lunch... *but i dont count those* "

Incessant bullying? Lol that's the problem today, telling someone the truth is now "bullying" if it's something they don't want to hear.

The slow degradation of Oompa pronouncing Bert’s last name is absolute gold

Honestly, I think he has ADHD, interrupting (which he can see himself doing, apologises but can't seem to help) easily distracted, talking about himself when others are telling their stories (it's how we show we are listening and relating) etc, and something that a lot of undiagnosed ADHD people do is end up "self medicating" with drugs or alcohol 🤷🏻‍♀️

"It don't make sense" 😂

I mean thats just the cycle of things. He does dad humor. He started in the 90s and dads are his age now and dad humor isnt cool when the internet is a much younger crowd. One day the realization that he is an has-been will hit him hard and he will implode.

My dad was in great shape but he was an alcoholic like Bert and no matter what kind of shape your outside body is in your liver is being damaged when you drink like that, my dad eventually had to have a Liver Transplant due to alcoholism and after the Transplant he never drank again. That was 20 years ago when you could get a new liver because of self-induced damage from what I have heard it doesn't work that way anymore.

I'm in recovery, at age 30 my blood pressure was 230 over 115 at 155lbs at 5 10 due to alcoholism, after I got out of rehab, it was perfect. Blood pressure from alcohol comes from withdrawals, you only get withdrawals if you're addicted... Period

If you haven't seen the voices with Ryan Reynolds I promise you're missing out it's a hidden gem 100%

I dont think the internet was ever with him to begin with, unless you were under the tender age of 16.

Where my 2lazy2try crew who’s been keeping up with this and been invested for wayyyy to long already lol.

The “Nope” and Ryan Reynolds slander is crazy

When Disney makes your movie, Kat Williams will play you.

The world hasn't turned on Bert, it's Bert that turned against the world